#but golf i guess!
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Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”
#I told my brother (in the ag field) this and he said ‘oh those are definitely turf bros’#apparently entomology is a required course if you want to specialize in golf course management which I guess is a career that some desire#and there is some Westside story type beef between the turf bros taking entomology for pest control reasons and future PHDs who love bugs#actually chatted with them later they were very lovely
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JnJ really said “Golfball is a billion+ years old” and we as a community have not acknowledged that NEARLY enough. She’s implied to be an ancient Yoyle-City dweller, has been researching the land of Goiky for at least a billion years, and probably has some sort of memory loss if that flashback at the science museum is any indicator. There’s concepts we can play with here guys
#Fun Fact! The Earth is about 4.5 billion years old And the earliest signs of life are from around 3.5 billion years ago#but multicellular life only evolved around 600 million years ago#So remember that when putting Golf Ball’s age in perspective!#*GB voice* “TENIS BALL! I’ve seen empires rise and fall under their own hubris! Species evolve and die out! The constellations shift and t-#*TB voice* “Golfball I just asked if you wanted to watch a movie.”#Also this is a complete guess about Two’s age. It’s for the bit <3#bfdi#tpot#two#golf ball#tpot two#bfdi golf ball#me shitposts mateys
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drake laedeke as plakao || wandee goodday, episode one
#wandee goodday#wandee goodday the series#drake laedeke#rowan gifs#userjamiec#*showcase#still a tad unsure of tags >< !#asexuals in my ql........ convenient purple theming in my ql............... Joy in my Heart..............................#god. golf tanwarin i guess i owe you my life again#🥹🥹🥹#💜💜💜
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rewatching 8x04 and realizing how absolutely garbage buck is at golf (affectionate)
what even happened when they got onto the course because there is no way babygirl got one single shot in 😔🙏
#saying this as someone who has never golfed in their life btw#but like that thing went UP#his face was so funny too#he’s like why am i here#thank god gerrard was concussed i guess#this is all *affectionate*#evan buckley#evan buck buckely#vincent gerrard#captain gerrard#9-1-1#911#911 show#911 abc#911 spoilers#911 season 8#911 8x04#em saying things#sorry for the gif quality i made this super quick times
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ive never watched h2o just add water but im australian so close enough and i desperately want to know more about death note h2o au. how does light becoming a mermaid make him able to kill people does he just like start grabbing people and drowning them. does L keep coming up with convoluted ways to reveal that light is a mermaid (i would like to know if someone attempts to push him into a pool at some point because i think thats how h2o mermaids work like you. just add water™ and they turn into a mermaid right)
(this ask is referring to my tags on this post)
#i just looked in my notes and found a death note au of that australian mermaid show h2o just add water#in this au light becomes a mermaid and immediately uses his mermaid powers to fucking kill people#and also hes australian#and becuase he's australian hes not called kira#his murders were first noticed on nobby beach (queensland) (australia)#so hes called the ghost of nobby beach#or nobbo for short#because hes australian#does anyone want or need australian mermaid murder death note au called nobbo? why did i write this#when will i finish it
thank you for your interest and everyone else who has shown interest in death nobbo. this is a post about death nobbo, my death note h2o just add water au which takes place in queensland australia
they are Australian and live on the gold coast and light is a uni student who becomes a mermaid. because he is a normal person he realises this is his opportunity to kill people. he also has a pretty, shiny tail.
L is a detective whose attention is drawn to this weird string of drownings in Queensland, Australia. he comes down to investigate.
to answer your actual question:
light drowns people by waiting for them to go surfing or swimming or whatever and then flipping their boards etc and dragging them at top speed into a rip. he holds them down or tangles them up so they can't stick their arms up for lifeguards
L thinks it's sus that all these experienced beachgoers are making mistakes like this and that nobody's managed to call a lifeguard in time. a couple of lifeguards have reported seeing a bit of a commotion where victims are drowning, but get out there too late, and it seems like all of them are physically not able to hold their arms up
here are the rest of my notes in the planning doc and some excerpts:
L doesn't enrol in UQ (is light more of a QUT bitch) but does just like, show up? maybe he gives a talk? i think light is studying law because i want to be self fucking indulgent. so maybe L (via screen) gives a lecture for criminal justice students and starts asking people what they think about the nobbo murders. someone's like so you think it's definitely murder and not just people drowning? L is like you're a beach city. drownings aren't uncommon, but this many drownings from people who are all familiar with the ocean terrain and beach safety makes it very unlikely.
(translator's note: UQ is university of queensland, QUT is queensland university of technology)
He picks light out from the audience because he's already profiled him and they have a discussion
later on L shows up physically at the cafe where light works and asks if he'd like to go swimming. while light is working on how to get out of that one, L goes, oh no, I've forgotten my beach wear. let's go play tennis instead.
lights like internal monologue there's a surf shop next door. light yagami would probably just offer to lend L a rashie or say they can go next door to pick one up. if I take this out, will he thinks I'm suspicious? does he think I'm nobbo? but I can't go swimming or he'll realise the truth.
(translator's note: 'rashie' is aussie slang for 'rash guard' or 'rash shirt' and it's swimwear that is a shirt)
while light is freaking out, L is like, actually there's a mini golf place near mermaid beach I really want to try, so let's go swimming another time. light's like well okay
so they go have a gay game of mini golf. l asks light how mermaid beach got its name and if he thinks mermaids are real. they discuss nobbo.
why did i name him nobbo
misa is light's coworker btw. at some point she also becomes a mermaid and light has to stop her rom exposing them both because she is not very careful
light entered the pool alone so got all three powers - hydrokinesis, cryohydrokinesis and thermocryokinesis
and here's. fuckin, whatever
also the only important line in this au
#death note#asks#death nobbo#thanks for asking about death nobbo my death note australian mermaid au where they are australian#did you guys know before they settled on tennis some of the early ideas for gay contest were golf and fencing#we could have had fencing!#but we also could have had golf. that's why i made them do mini golf#you ever accuse someone of murder while playing mini golf with them? in queensland australia#rookfic#i guess. it's not a fic. i am not finishing this
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which object are you
#bfdi#bfdia#tpot#bfdi gelatin#gelatin bfdi#golf ball bfdi#bfdi golf ball#it's fun to compare gelatin's and golf ball's approaches to science haha#i guess we doin circles now#is this joke even popular on tumblr? I know it really was on reddit#they also gave me the idea for the jrc and jkc too#jordan is the name of the steak guy gelatin kidnapped btw
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Some more photos of NiGHTS from Sega Splash Golf. Their bio reads “While dualizing (assimilating) with the people who see him, he stops playing pranks, sympathizes with their dreams, and decides to help out with the tournament.”
Here’s a video of what NiGHTS looked like in-game! This was sent to me a while back by @/biggestsonicfan on Twitter :)
#nights into dreams#sega splash golf#sega#games#translation#also i think i mentioned this once but this is one of their last appearances with their nid design#don’t let nights near the golf clubs tbh… or a golf cart#obscure nights lore#👈 idk i guess it counts
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feeling of being watched
#eye strain#cw eye strain#tw eye strain#ralsei#deltarune#i'm in a new era of my art style where i just outline everything in white pencil and think it looks cool#every time i add them i do a victory nod twice at my computer like an old man who just hit par in golf#anyway bright colors hi - i noticed that i tend to default to neutral colors and stay as far away from hues as possible#when i first started digital art i saw someone say to NEVER use the upper right of the HSV picker and i guess i took that to heart#in retrospect that was bad advice; dull colors are safe... but they're still dull and it's good to practice using bright colors too#so here's a hard pivot in the complete opposite direction of my normal work haha#it was fun! but i did have to use a few correction tools to un-muddy my colors so i think i'm gonna do this one more time#you might think the caption is cool and ominous but really i stole it from temmie village#rich history of tem provides plenty of quotable sentences#also! i think i want to reblog my work onto my alt a day after it's posted#i haven't decided for sure but am thinking about it... if you think that'd cause too much clutter though lmk!
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a compilation of recent PLE:AD AU-related drawings. sorted by oldest to latest
#ple:ad au#object show au#object show community#hfjone#bfdi#bfb#inanimate insanity#ava ledger#airy hfjone#david bfdi#dora bfdi#golf ball bfdi#basketball bfdi#test tube ii#i was actually planning on putting the first 2 images in it's own post but#i dunno i think bundling everything recent into one post would be better i guess#also yes i KNOW i forgot the 'b' in 'remember' if ur even gonna mention it...grr...#also i still need to figure out what David & Dora are gonna look like in PLE:AD AU#y'know(rhetorical) with the whole humanization logic in this AU & such#i had just drawn the last image right now. i think the background fade makes it look pretty cool#also !! if you have any questions for more context about any of the drawings u can ask me !! i will do the answering
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#mortimer mouse#max goof#disney golf#morty fieldmouse#i guess#random screenshots#i have#main focus of Mortimer though
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Would William play regular or mini golf?
I guess he would fit the rich guy going to play golf on the weekends stereotype at some point, but to me mini golf fits him better? And it would also help hold up his "good family man" persona a bit more. (But in the end, i think he would also be having some fun playing)
#referenced some 70s 80s mini golf photos#saw the cutest pics of kids trying to play and i just had to add Elizabeth ok?? 😭#i could not figure out his expression. at all. ive been sitting on this forever!! idk if i like the one i drew but its okay#crunchchute art#my art#fnaf#william afton#elizabeth afton#answered#decided to go without the scars for this one#although in my timeline for will he would be already scarred but it didnt quite fit the mood i guess
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Week 1 of summer break according to Lando 💀
#bro enough!#someone help him#lando norris#f1#lando#i just... how does one love golf *so* much. I guess whatever gets his head in order at the end of the day
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#i guess we are blessed today with beautiful views#he does love golf#it suits him too#handsome guy#korean actor#kdrama#korean drama#kactor#netflix kdrama#netflix korea#bloodhounds#woo do hwan#woo dohwan#do hwan#dohwan
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Huge for me (source)
#golf is evil but also it gave me this so i guess it can be okay sometimes#dad appearance i cheered#apparently tom brady was also there but idgaf let’s be real 😭#they look like uncle and niece ☺️#nfl#matt ryan#wnba#caitlin clark#tw golf
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geeks in love
dont mind its really low qualty❤️
#my 9 year old brother wanted me to draw this#even thought hes watched like 1 episode of bfdia#i guess hes right thoug#funnylittleshape#art#tennis ball bfdi#golf ball bfdi#tengolf#also omg tennis ball is rlly mishapen i am way too tired to draw today
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