#but goddamn it’s so good

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[hinamie]

long way home

[deadpoets]

DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989) dir. Peter Weir

[nedlittle]

genuinely i think it's important for adults, especially in the plague times, to play pretend in our day-to-day lives. when i rub my back down with tiger balm so i can sleep without pain, i imagine i am a valiant knight tending to an old injury i received from a dragon. when i go to the store to pick up eggs and milk, i am a lone cowboy riding into town on a mission. when i turn my collar up against the wind i am a femme fatale who's killed 4 husbands and is scoping out a 5th. when i stomp around in the snow i am a doomed polar explorer. if being a little bit silly about my walk to the pharmacy helps me remember that life can be full of joy and whimsy, then so be it.

[triona-tribblescore]

okay so they may have a minor chokehold on me at the minute-

[blainke-omens]

So it turns out getting positive reinforcement on a drawing every 10 minutes for the better part of a week really does wonders for my dedication to finishing it and pushing myself on the details. who woulda thunk. Anyway. Ive been having an absolute blast drawing this and slowly creating the studio space here and I can't wait to draw all the fun new ideas yall gave me !! Crowley does pottery !!!

[dapper-lil-arts]

Once again Forgotten Friendship continues to be peak

[novelconcepts]

Keep seeing people confused by Agatha letting the world believe she traded her son instead of telling the truth, but…kinda tracks, tbh. Not for the rational mind, of course. Not if you’re looking at it clearly.

Which Agatha isn’t.

She did the worst thing, in her mind. She fell asleep. She fell asleep, knowing Death had bookmarked her son for later, and when she woke, found him snatched out from under her. She failed him as his mother. She let go. And all the power in all the world wouldn’t be enough to bring him back.

So does the wildly grieving woman who has just lost her only child (to presumably her greatest love, but that’s a city-sized suitcase for another day) let herself go through the process of coping with and adapting to that grief? Fuck no! What is she, common?? She goes on a power bender! Even though the kid she prized in her heart of hearts seemed less than into that very thing! Even though that kid may have been able, given enough time, to convince her to stop! So now, not only did she fail him, but she also opted to speed race down Murder Road! For power! That she still won’t ever be able to use to get him back!

It gets muddled, after decades and centuries of this feeling. It grows teeth. In a way, she did trade him for power. In a way, she’ll always have that sitting on her chest. Never mind that it’s not true. Never mind that she wasn’t a bad mother at all (in this respect, anyway). Never mind that he was sick, and this was always coming. For Agatha, who has been stewing on this story she’s been telling herself for centuries, it is what happened. She traded her son. She did the unforgivable. She fell asleep.

[milfhandholder]

Sometimes a girldad is an egotistical baseball player who is also a giant superhero by night

[theminecraftbee]

witness today: docm77 managing to cause himself to completely and totally bluescreen on the spot,

[hurlyburlytopsyturvy]

when you get engulfed by a space-time anomaly and it forces you into therapy for the greater good

[1000feuille]

tips on how to deal with kaveh: alhaitham edition (efficacy not guaranteed)

[grammatically-incoherent]

thank you mr. braugher. you did it right. and it was perfect.

[a-dose-of-comatose]

This chapter is fucking PERFECTION and i’m so stoked for it to be out in the world real soon 🥹

sneak peak - 'thank you for the venom', chapter 17

Soon. Very soon. Apologies for no chapter title, but I had to exclude it for... reasons.

Also, thanks to @a-dose-of-comatose for picking the below passage for me because I'm extremely indecisive and can't make my own decisions 😂

“No—fuck, Lute, come back here. That’s not what I meant. At all.” A large hand wrapped around hers and tugged her back down to her seat. Their thighs pressed together as she landed.

Neither of them shifted.

“Well, what did you mean, then?” she asked quietly, staring at her free hand. Determined not to make eye contact, she fought the urge to sneak a glance at Adam, who still held their intertwined fingers tightly in his lap.

She didn’t want to look at him. It was too embarrassing.  

Sighing, he rubbed his thumb across the back of her hand. It was a small gesture, but it was enough to help calm just a fraction of Lute’s nerves. “Would you believe me if I said that I don’t want you to go?”

“Like, right now?”

“No, Lute, not like right now. I was… ugh,” he groaned, and out of the corner of her eye she saw him throw his head back against the couch. “Why is this shit so fucking hard?”

There was some comfort in the fact that he was having just as hard a time with this conversation as she was. Perhaps it meant nothing, but it gave her hope that maybe, just maybe, a part of him felt the same way she did. Subconsciously, she found herself squeezing his hand in reassurance.

“Just tell me what’s on your mind, sir.”

[aardvaark]

the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)

[wistfulwatcher]

3.18 The Crossing | 17.04 Kingdom of the Blind