#but goddammit they are SO GOOD

[e-turn]

I’m not putting him down.

I was devastated the moment I read it... Donnie's probably planning his vegneance... On someone who doesn't have a tangible body... but well what does it matter for a genuis like himself, right!?

@dandylovesturtles you shattered my heart. again. thank you so much for this amazing fanfic again!

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[rookamell]

When you’re reading a discworld novel and three months later the pun makes sense

[lepusrufus]

In case you're wondering what I've been up to

Dragons

The answer is dragons

[nanami-is-nanamean]

HS!gojo crushing hard on nanami is a comedy of errors and miscommunication. Every move he makes to try and connect with him flops spectacularly and its actually a wonder how he doesnt drop the bag

He thinks nanami is into astrology so he memorizes his and everyones star charts and becomes a bit of an annoying expert on it, when in reality he likes astronomy and is really into the history behind planets and stars and the study behind them

He thinks nanami is into mythology and thank goodness he's The Top Sorcerer because he can just easily peruse thru his clan houses many libraries to find out the origins of different yokai and spell, but actually nanami is into european and danish mythology and has been getting into those to reconnect with his danish roots

He knows that nanami likes bread and cooking so he gets really into baking to let them have something to talk about and makes him all sorts of sweet breads and milk breads and pastries, and completely forgets about the fact that oh shit. Right. Nanami hates sweets. And he just made an entire croquembouche.

(Cut to gojo crying in his room shoving cream puff in his mouth while shoko and geto try and fail to both comfort and not laugh at him behind his door)

(Dw, nanami recognizes that hes trying) (even if he keeps failing. Miserably.)

[cozylittleartblog]

idk if I've said it before, but your portrayals of both Rouxls and Queen are among my favorites, and the way they are when you combine the two is the sole thing that got me to say "yes" to queenkaard. When I first saw it in the game and it started catching on as a ship, I was like "nooo I hc him as gay," but then after seeing your stuff I was like "oh nvm I totally see this now."

i think hearing "i didn't see this ship before, but after your art i understand it and/or even ship it myself" is one of the nicest compliments i get, because it makes me feel like i'm representing something meaningful and sweet about a pairing and having people understand what i think is so great and captivating about them. i've gotten a couple asks like this and sometimes i forget to respond but i always really appreciate them :) thank you very much

[daphne-dreamcatcher]

I don't know how people haven't made the Stripper Channing Tatum to Pole User Gambit connection yet but

I've been going around the recent Deadpool 3 posts and I haven't heard one single PEEP about it, shame on all yall

[lesbian-sunshim]

see art up to the day before or leave a tip!

rare pairs for your consideration 9/50 - celestia x sunset shimmer

[pillowbee]

Galladrabbles: Train.

First time participating!! :D @galladrabbles

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Gallagher is flat on his ass, exhausted. Mickey, however, hasn’t budged from where he stands, eight feet away.

Mickey had agreed to train Gallagher because everyone had insisted that, “Ian really is the Chosen One!”

But Gallagher’s magic is chaotic. It’s strong, Mickey can feel it trying to come together – right now, though, it’s splintered into a thousand different pieces.

Time isn’t on their side. If he really is the Chosen One, then he has to be ready before winter.

“Get up,” Mickey says. “Go again.”

Gallagher groans, but does as he’s told.

“Focus. Come at me.”

And Gallagher does.

[devilsrecreation]

I JUST realized Makuu and Kiburi had completely different reactions to seeing Scar for the first time

First there’s Kiburi who, unsurprisingly, looked downright terrified at first. So much so, he actually showed an emotion other than annoyance lmao

And then there’s Makuu

It’s so brief cuz the creators wanted to show everyone’s reactions but he looks kinda…annoyed? He just glares at him and nothing else, almost like seeing an evil ghost is an inconvenience

Honestly, this is making me think of how Ucheshi would react to Scar. I feel like it’d also be the opposite of her brother. I kinda like to imagine Scar would want to recruit her at first upon hearing how she outsmarts the rest of his army in her hc episode, but when he meets her face-to-face he straight up regrets it lmao.

No bc she’d piss him off the minute he appears in front of her. He dramatically appears like “Welcome, Ucheshi~” AND HER FIRST RESPONSE IS

“….Oh. That’s what you guys are scared of?”

“Is there a problem?”

“Oh no, not at all! I just thought you’d be a little more…intimidating? You know, like the old king, Mufasa! Oh, I’d LOVE to meet his ghost someday! Even saying his name is kind of intimidating.”

And meanwhile, the rest of Scar’s army is like :0 while Kiburi looks like he wants to die 😭

[bipanicoverthegravessiblings]

[jacenotjason]

so i was making some op richard angst/horror art right ?

just some sketch and pose practice, maybe even blood practice if i felt like it. lore-dump yknow how i like being vague with my lore lots of fun

but then. as i was drawing it.

i realized why it looks so familiar.............

mother FUCKER

[alacants]

goodbye from spanish tennis (@rfetenis)

[tightjeansjavi]

And what if THIS was my last straw!!! THEN WHAT???

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Straight up had a dream last night that DC revealed that Bart and Kon were dating and it was in the WILDEST FUCKING WAY.

K, so picture this: Clark needs someone to fly around disguised as him for a plan. So Clark goes through the options in his head: Bruce can't fly, MM is off world, Jon is too much of a twink to be believable, Kara is blonde, Kon is.... Perfect! With a person in mind who would be perfect for his plan, Clark flies off to find Kon.

Cut to Judy Garrick zipping around the Garrick's house. Joan is quietly scrapbooking at the kitchen table and Judy is bored out of her mind. Judy asks Joan if there is anything she can do because she is so unbelievably bored.

Joan responds, very calmly, that she can hear "your brother's boyfriend touching down in the backyard, so why don't you go ask him?"

Judy's face jumps from emotion to emotion as three things are revealed at once. 1) Joan considers Bart to be a son and thus, Judy's brother, 2) Judy's new brother is not straight and 3) Bart has a boyfriend who is in the backyard.

So Judy immediately runs to the backyard and is stunned to bump into Clark (who was there looking for Kon) and then the dream continued on with the two of them hunting down Bart&Kon (who were just at school being normal goddammit!!!) but the entire time Judy is secretly out for blood because she thinks that Joan was referring to Clark and that this adult man is trying to date her new little brother and Judy keeps trying to kill him but it doesn't work because Clark is Kryptonian (and oblivious to the attempted homicides).

Anyway, wild dream all around.

[le-panda-chocovore]

Someone give some really good Payneland fic to read please or else I'm afraid I won't be able to ship those to BFF anymore

[demodraws0606]

Considering Fred escaped q!Aypierre's kidnapping and has seen framed pictures of q!Tubbo kidnapping Ron I am very sad to say that what q!Pac has done most likely will not have any consequences.

However we can certainly say that it is joever for q!Tubbo and Fred's relationship like Actually Joever (because of the framed pictures q!Aypierre showed to Fred, most likely by q!BBH's orders)

Thank you q!BBH you absolute little manipulative demon man, I hope it was worth the patternal friendship you formed with the person you kidnapped and tortured.