#but gddamn. what a game.

[saturnsfather]

i know its because of the announcement for next year but what a time for me to get reinvested in a video game about governmental animosity towards science and the protection of human life, authority figures being inherently untrustworthy because they always have their own hidden agendas, the issues inherent in a majority white occupation of land previously inhabited by an indigenous population now used almost solely as a workforce and talked about/treated like animals, and the devolving of trust in any kind of authority or control during a period of mass death because anyone who has authority or control is only ever doing things for their own benefit and couldnt give less of a shit about the regular people being affected by the death and destruction they in fact helped to cause by their own negligence of anything resembling moral or ethical frameworks when trying to grab for power . actually i think everyone should play pathologic right now, now that im reading that back,

[callmearcturus]

@chronicangel replied to your post “Arc I have to know: what is your opinion on the...”:

People will die mad refusing to believe the Chiefs are simply good at the game.

​die mad about the fact Xavier Worthy set a fucking record at the gddamn Combine and everyone left him on the table for the Chiefs at pick 28

he ran the 40-yard in 4.21 seconds and y'all LEFT HIM ON THE TABLE FOR US. OF COURSE WE'RE THE BEST TEAM, YOU HANDED US WORTHY?????

[fictionkinfessions]

canonpatibility, huh?

sanya, sara, and sora are all the same genre of person imo, so i think they'd get along well. so would sunny and sara. tbh i don't think any of them would have actively Bad relationships with each other, except, like... jay, because he sucks. and mizuki might piss some people off lol but shes chill and i think theyd mostly like her

to elaborate... i think sora and sanya could bond over their bpd [LMAO]; sora, sara, hajime, and makoto could all bond well over their death game experiences; sara and sunny could bond over their experiences with guilt and hallucinations, although there probably runs a risk of sunny projecting mari onto sara similar to what kanna did with kugie and sara; and sara and hajime could bond over their experiences of "I Am The Only Competent Fucking Person In This Gddamn Death Game".

but yeah, generally i think all my kintypes are similar enough people that theyd get along fairly well. that, or self-recognition through the other [derogatory] /ref

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[sohelish]

I will. take this moment. to remind you. that Helena is hairy. her head? very hairy. her legs? hairy. her arms? hairy. her armpits? hairy. she has no time. for that shave. she doesnt shave. she’s hairy. even got boobie hair ok???? ooook???? *glares*

[uweiy]

🧡

From this ask game

🧡 - What show did/do you have the most fun watching?

Oooo boy. Tough question. Don't think I can pick just one for this!

First imma have to give a shout out to japanese BLs cause the gay panic — and by that I mean, the flailing, awkward flirting, running from your crush — is so well done, and so gddamn funny.

🌸 Cherry Magic: Adachi. Need I explain further.

🌸 Zettai BL ni Naru Sekai (A man who defies the world of BL) - honestly, the BEST way to make fun of tropes and clichés so that it doesn't come across as condescending is BEING part of said tropes and clichés. And the self aware assessment is just friggin hilarious to watch.

Gif by @funny-aneurysm (full gifset here)

🌸 Mr Unlucky has no choice but to kiss - is literally in my watchlist with the mention "not my favourite" but I still had such an incredibly fun time. The Main character's two faces and the sudden switchs made me laugh out loud more than once

Pic by @joblessquinoa (full post here)

🌸 Kei x Yaku - ok not so similar to the previous ones but. The Mafia universe, the storyline, the action perfectly balanced with the characters getting closer and caring for each other made it a really really fun show to watch.

Gif by @sushishorts (full gifset here)

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Then, we have two from Taiwan! As previously mentioned, I think gay panic is what does the trick for me.

One if my all time favourites that I keep bringing up whenever I can

🌼History 2: crossing the line. Xia Yu Hao's cuteness and panic along with Qiu Zixuan's emotional support straight (the captain of the volleyball team) is so gdamnn funny.

Idk. Just caters to whistful shojo-reading highschool me.

🌼 Love is Science - Stupidest bisexual falls for stylish gay. Amazingly fun to watch because Mark's personality is just so extra, and Owen - rightly so - gives him shit for being a homophobe. Amazingly fun to watch the dynamic shift.

[EDIT] I'm adding Semantic Error to that list, because it was super fun.

I mean—

The next day:

King

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That's it for me, thanks a lot for the fun question!!!!!

[spacelazarwolf]

Paying the game of "Are They Conventionally Attractive, or Are They White/Abled/Cishet/Rich/Ect?" and each time, I come away with the conventionally attractive person being any of those.

Genuinely so tired of PoC, queer people, disabled people, poor people, ect being labeled "unconventionally attractive" when we have the gall to be hot. Just admit us freaks are fucking hot as hell, gddamn (not aimed at you, just shouting into the void <3)

LITERALLY. so many cishet white dude celebrities are really not that attractive, they’re just cishet and white and can afford a personal trainer and several hours of exercise a day.

and i genuinely don’t understand why ppl are up in arms abt the post bc i’ve made several similar posts in the past like “are they hot or are they just thin” and “are they unconventionally attractive or do they just have stereotypical jewish features” and ppl had no issue understanding what i meant then. ppl just gotta be mad abt stuff to be mad.

[blirbie]

Okay, for the ask game, two versions! 1) Lovely people: Wen Ning, Jiang Yanli, Lan Sizhui 2) Horrible people: Jin Guangshan, Sect Leader Yao, Wen Ruohan Because I think those both present a challenge, but in totally opposite ways

Lan sizhui as my lab partner hes jsut rlly smart and nice but also i have a hc that hes secretly a little shit like wwx so unless he decides that the work is more important something might explode

wen ning as the person id be stuck in an elevator with, hes very pleasant and wouldnt try to make small talk bc we’re both nervous and bad at talking

jiang yanli as my employee trainer for mcdonalds, not bc i think she’d help me make the food taste consumable but bc shed be patient with me and my slow processing brain

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HHHH UR GONNA MAKE ME DO THEM

wen ruohan as my lab partner i dont know enough abt him to say otherwise but ik i wouldnt want to work under him or be trapped in an elevator with him bc he is like the Strongest cultivator until his death so no thanks to the other options 

sect leader yao as the person im stuck in an elevator with bc he looks like i could beat him up if he tried shit

jin guangshan as my mcdonalds employee trainer bc what can he do at a gddamn mcdonalds? ill punch him in his stupid face no rules free for all at mcdonalds

[catcherkazuya]

✨💎 daiya no ace liveblogging, episode 23 💎✨ (pt. 2)

(ur almost to the end!)

- oh we getting thru this arc quicker than I thought

- they flying through all these golden week practice games - it was a solid chunk of the manga but nonetheless I'm excited - okay I know I usually bag on okumura but he looks really good in this ep ☺️

- ASADAAAAA - my baby boy he's SO EXCITE - same asada sameee - coach frog get out of my faceee - ew why he smile like that ?? - "he hasn't given a single sign" lmao the manager is a whole ass mood

- OOOOP HONGOU - the GALL the NERVE - yo that other team was trying to have some friendly banter with yo ass and you IGNORED THEM - damn u bold son - KAWAKAMI NORIFUMI 💗💗💗 

- YES YOU BETTA PITCHHHH - I'm so proud of HIMMM - my little squirrel - MIMMMAAAAA 

- I feel required to say his name like that 😂 - oh my heart @14:17 - sawamura is such a light and an energy - his smile I WILL DIE FOR 🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️ - anything for him to be happy - okayyyyy okumura calm down you can't even eat rice stop getting all metaphorical and stuff lol

- nabe nabe nabe nabe nabe nabe nabe - getting ready for this seidou-hakuryu gameeee - I mean, I don't think this ep is gonna get into the meat of it but I'm still excite 

- the coach of hakuryu knows WHAT THE FUCK IS UPP - "considered by many to be the best current catcher in high school baseball" uMMM YES YOU RIGHT SIR - OKAY 80% CATCH STEAL RATE - THATS MY MANS MY HUSBAND MY BABY DADDY 

- MIYUKI MUTHAFING KAZUYA 💗👅🔥💞💖💖💞💗🔥 - (whewww with the c a t c h e r g e a r) 

- (also isnt that weird when they put miyuki’s first name FIRST instead of after his last name??? like i get it, its his first name but it throws me off when the ‘miyuki’ doesnt come first ? idk its just weird im weird dont call him kazuya w/o his permission peasant) - um excuse the fck out of you mima - he ain't gotta face you at koushien in order to kick y'all ASS - yo why this music to the lineup sound like a final fantasy battle theme ?? 😂😂 lmao I can't - omg sawamura 

- YES HIGH HOPES,, people BELIEVE IN YOU - literally shut up miyuki IF SAWAMURA WANTS TO BE THE ACE LET HIM BE THE ACE - omg you're not self-serving sawamura ,, you are so selfless - literally sawamura does not understand that he's the moral lifeline for this team - when everyone is down, he's out here doing his best to keep everyone up - his energy is infectious - he's so hard on himself but he doesn't realize that his efforts shine so brightly and he has an impact 

- ugh pls bby know and understand these things - if sawamura's goal is to be ace, then he deserves it ,, y'all can't tell me that his struggles for the last 100+ episodes and 500+ chapters doesn't surmount to HIM BEING A GDDAMN ACE 

- omg here it is !!! - "balls will come flying so back me up!" - UGH HOW LONG IVE WAITED TO HEAR THAT YELL FROM THE PITCHERS MOUND - wait 

 - HE’S OUT HERE BLUSHING  - HELP - that MIYUKI MONTAGE I'm not OKAYYY - miyusawa falling EVERYWHERE 💗💞💖💗

- my heart cannot contain - lng story short: sawamura "notice me senpai" eijun just got his wish - AND THAT CLEAN STRIKEEE 💥💥💥 - oh I am not about to be calm for the next two episodes

this week’s end card ♦ (w/ the seidou cuties eating their bentos!)

(♦ pt. 1 here ♦)

[college-of-lore-bard]

O.

C.

D.

I always thought it would be neater.

(As if mental illness could be spick-and-span.)

There was a show I loved, a man named Monk in San Francisco, adjusting and fidgeting and poking and prodding and scrubbing until ev-er-y-thing was Just So.

lined up from least to greatest, alphabetical, the gddamn Dewey Decimal System.

it seemed so tidy, orderly, exactamente.

I thought it was cleaning. I thought it was everything fitting in its place. I thought it was being a “neat freak.”

No one told me it's blood under your fingernails from picking from picking from picking

Because your stupid fingers broke the skin

&now.

You.

Can't.

Stop.

It hurts it hurts it hurts but you can't stop.

You know it’s stupid but you can’t stop, you know it’s stupid but you can’t stop, you know it’s stupid but you can’t stop

It's my obsession with the numbers three, seven, ten.

Three, seven, ten.

Three, seven, ten.

The inability to have a stack of four, a group of six, a singular item-

Even the words coming out of my mouth have to be birthed as triplets, have to fit an arbitrary quantity, like the one two three beat of a waltz i can’t stop spinning to.

Locking my door before I go to sleep: deadbolt, chain, push on the door.

Unlock it.

Do it again: deadbolt, chain, push on the door.

It’s the completely irrational fear that if i don’t the door will be broken down and i will be beaten to death, i tried to only lock the door once and that night i lay in my bed, sweating and shaking

until i climbed down the ladder of my children’s loft bed and fixed it- deadbolt, chain, push the door.

It's running late to class because

there were too many cracks on the sidewalk, I forced myself to step on one to just get it over with

and my whole leg felt like it was going to rot right off,

I took an extra ten minutes to avoid stepping on the shadows to make up for it, had to walk “correctly” to make my leg feel clean again,

had to ignore the looks as I walk down the sidewalk looking like a child playing a game

but honestly,

this one is not that fun.

Being so stressed you lose control of any logic, like the time Francisco found me trapped,

Pacing

seven steps forward, seven steps left, seven steps back.

seven steps right, seven steps forward-

seven steps right, seven steps back, seven steps left;

seven steps forward

Repeat

Repeat

Repeat

Dripping in sweat, legs aching,

Crying

Unable to break the pattern.

Everyone feels this way,

I say,

Because I'm okay with my food touching, my backpack is jumbled, my room a mess– I don't care what the books say about hoarding this is different

It's not OCD.

Is it really so strange that i can only blink when the hands of a clock are crossed, to understand that to blink at any other moment would bring a grief and calamity so terrible it could not be imagined.

You know it’s stupid but you can’t stop, you know it’s stupid but you can’t stop, you know it’s stupid but you can’t stop

I’m superstitious, I’m quirky, I’m fine.

I’m fine.

I’m fine.

[alounuitte]

had to look up a gddamn simple Wikipedia style explanation to actually get a grasp after watching like five games of what kingdom hearts actually IS which I actually just needed summed up in one sentence instead of talked around in metaphors for ten

[omgwtfdondake]

47 things about Kakegurui 07

12. THAT IS NOT THE PROPER USE FOR A FOUNTAIN PEN HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

Oh right, THIS game.

Man Yumeko already looks so done with gunslinger...

Wait so what just happened? It was a draw? But I thought gunslinger won-

Whoa girl please don’t just... grope yourself outta nowhere...

Oh shit, of course the president took her eye jfc.

OP of awesomeness.

Oh, prodigy?

There’s so much Miyuki I...

Wh- What the fuck is this about the moon-

.....The Prez really likes to grab people by the face Please grab me by the face--

Okay I know literally everyone in this animu is crazy but HOLY SHIT THE PRESIDENT IS FUCKIN’ CRAZY-

THAT IS NOT THE PROPER USE FOR A FOUNTAIN PEN HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

Dude I can’t even--

Does the President have a different jacket than the others?

Okay I get she’s supposed to be batshit cray cray but honestly... Midari kinda annoys me at this point.

Nothing says persuasion like the offer to kill somebody one day...

Yumeko is in her own fuckin’ league girl. Yumeko is untouchable.

Something something something sidekick troubles something something.

OH NO I FORGOT ABOUT THIS SCENE DFJAFFFAFF

I still want that fucking aquarium.

SO. MUCH. MIYUKI. UAAAHHGGGGGHHH

Man Yumeko looks so fucking done.

She also looks really good holding a gun-- just sayin.

Holy shit Midari is just far too much, I can’t-

Yumeko can be such a cutie.

Of course there’s cheating.  This is Kakegurui.

OH damn, here comes the best scolding Midari will ever get...

Yo isn’t it dangerous to just be throwing guns around.

“So boring.”

Wait... wait what?

So... So Midari planned to lose? Or...?

Whoa.  WHOA... WHOA THERE holy shit Midari...

One does not simply demand Yumeko to dominate them--

Oh shit.  Yo... her eyes aren’t even glowing red-- YO!

Dude... Yumeko’s not even crazy, she’s fucking DONE-- holy shit!

Oh damn... Oh damn THIS is the scolding of a lifetime.

HOly shit I can’t-

HOLY FUCK MIDARI WHAT THE SHIT DID SH-

OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T

I can’t deal with this.... nope... nope.

“I refuse.”

OH DAMN MARY YOU DENY HER.  DENY HER SO HARD.

Duuuude, Mary’s angry face is just.... UNF gddamn.

HAAAHAHAH fuckin’ coinflip jfc.

OH NO SAD PUPPY YUMEKO.

Blah blah het pandering-- not interested, moving on.

AYYY FUCKIN GET HER MARY, YOU GET HER!!

[chesedelhim]

Pumpkin, baby n boo :)

pumpkin - what’s your favourite weather and why?

I like it when it’s like, clear skies but super windy. I live in a valley so it happens a lot! It’s my fav cause it reminds me of storms but doesn’t cause a flare up like actual storms do.

baby - what makes you feel better when you’re down?

It depends on what kind of down I’m feeling cause sometimes I just need to go like. Exist around ppl or go outside but other times I just need to go take a gddamn nap lmao

boo - what’s your dream date?

Hmm, a lil bit of wandering around sorta browsing stores (I like to look at new things) or if it isn’t the middle of winter I like to go to the nature reserve near the outside of town! I like to walk when I can cause it isn’t something I can do very well. Then probably a meal and being couch potatoes while we share a space and play video games or watch stuff or whatever!