#but for now i am not able to make gifs

[mobius-m-mobius]

#the Nowhere Man who waits and the God of Stories who watches

[expelliarmus]

[tea-time-terrier]

An earthdog weekend in which I drive multiple hours to camp and volunteer at a test that my dog doesn't run in.

[lcpmon]

HOUSE. FUCKIN HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ageless-aislynn]

Friends, my time has come.

I mean, it's a shame there's no option for "you sold me a computer infested with demons and basically your idea of tech support is 'Wow, sucks to be you'" but I made do with what I had. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[hobbithoes]

my pearl earring just BROKEEE 💔💔💔😭😭😭

[karinasbaby]

omg omg stella I have to tell you this!!!!! but I started writing the vamp jake fic and oml I'm obsessed already 😍 I already know it's gonna tug on so many heartstrings and I'm absolutely here for it 🤭🤭

oh nO KAYLA YOURE OUT FOR BLOOD ⁉️⁉️ vampy jake that’s gonna tug on so many heartstrings HELLO no one is ready my beloved kayla please 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

no bcs the love i hold for vampy jake.

[mars-ipan]

hi marbles (ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ) moobles . mooglie marpple marce spray marrrrrsssss

nyaaa so hii rolls around in ur inbx vwv squishes u so like. Okay give me a moment i am actually the worst with words so im kinda out of my element here .. >_>

i think u r sooooo very cool like for real and honest. likeee meeting u on the confession blog was very nice and even if u only liek. Actually know me now bc i wasnt paying attention whilst out a festival , im glad 4 it ^w^ but hey word that was like omg 2 months ago now? isnt that cray... im glad i was able 2 help u out w. everything being a little Less scary ynow ynow even if it was just some asks here there i ammm seriously glad,, i know hospital shit is scary esp with the potential of dying so i am like Really seriously glad u didnt. like eek! we got this illness crew bumps arms

ewewe and yk u have helped ME out aswell . which like i dont talk super much of but vwv like . Squirms. okay so like ive been able to Stop caring so much about people like worrying my head off about how they think of me and just being able to Exist . and other things but like. holds up my shaking paws ^3^;;

whagever mind beams u my affection because i am soooo hard at expressing it. if the whole stalking ur page all the time didnt express it hashtag enoughies vov whagever crushes u like a bug and keeps u in a jar forever and ever. peace out vwv i can be awkward with sentences because i know itllmake sense to u u just seem to Get what i put down vov nyaaa bye bubbas

hajime because i cant help myself

GWAAAAHHH @//~//@ hi miceys……. mousey mice… squeak squeak (<- mouse noise)… did you know you would be killing me dead when you sent me this this is so sweet. weh i’m flustered hold on .

you’re also super very cool… if it isn’t obvious that i think ur sick by the fact that i am slowly absorbing all of your speaking patterns bc i’m obsessed with them then i’ll say it directly as well. i think you’re awesome and funny and clever and all that good stuffs… waah

and genuinely thank you again for the support when i was going thru all of that. it is. REALLY fucking scary i’d never been that ill in my life. and knowing there were ppl out there hoping i was well made me feel a lot less alone so um. uh. thank you for making me braver <3 illness crew yay!!

and i’m genuinely really glad to hear i’ve been able to help you in any way!! part of why i emphasize the whole Be Yourself thing so hard is bc i spent many years of my life trying very hard to make myself perfectly palatable for everyone around me. and that like. Sucks. it’s not fun. and i don’t want anyone else to have to go through that. so i hope that by being as unapologetically myself as i can be i can inspire other ppl to be as unapologetically themselves as well… very very happy to hear that i’ve at least somewhat succeeded in that :]

this was genuinely really really sweet of u and has made my night. fighting for my life not to make a stupid joke and ruin the tone of this but NO i can be SERIOUS and GENUINE and give/receive affection without distancing myself with a joke. i can do it. um anywho. this was really really really nice i’m really glad to hear you hold me as highly as i do you ^_^ whenever people are niceys to me i run in circles like this

[delicatebluebirdruins]

waiting for people to realise that RE3R feels more action orientated because Jill is a fucking trained professional she was in STARS (Jill was one the few who survived the Spencer estate) and the fucking army be like

[ghost-proofbaby]

Willow and Eddie have my heart <3 thousandth time reading through on AO3 - love your writing !!!

thank you nonnie 🥹 been rereading a whole lotta shire as i've opened the doc back up for mordor, adding to it word by word, and gah - love those idiots. wish the author would get her butt in gear and write more of them so we can see them be fools in love again.

[rosicheeks]

Are you a milf?

[microwavepopcorn]

[death-and-ruin]

I finished Part I of my story! 304 pages, 120,000+ words. Almost one year of working on and off on this silly little project whenever I found time and energy for it after work.

Now on to editing! And Part II !!

[goblin-enjoyer]

I HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO GIFS!

BEHOLD MY AMAZING POWER AND WEEP FOR WITH PROPER HONEING I WILL BE (potentially) UNSTOPPABLE! NO FUNNIES WILL BE OUT OF MY REACH!

[hasilito]

How I sleep after not having done anything all day

[nanaslutt]

<3toji helping reader who has a hard time finishing

MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI

“stop fuckin holding your breath.” toji scolds, narrowing his eyes at you from between your thighs. he’s been eating you out for twenty minutes now and not once has slowed down. he’s wasn’t deterred when you told him you’re a bit slow to… finish, but you can’t help but feel bad you’re taking so long. anytime you feel yourself about to crash, you hold your breath and get too excited, and the orgasm fizzles away.

“i’m sorry i-“

toji shuts you up by slapping your cunt with an open palm. you gasp, eyes wide as you stare at him between your thighs. “get out of your head and let me make you cum.”

toji kisses your clit and starts moving his fingers inside you again, slowly thrusting in and out, turning your brain to mush. “i…” your lips part, “i feel bad, i feel like im taking too long.”

toji groans dramatically, the sound making the muscles in your legs bunch when it stimulates your clit. “shut up, i’m here to help you with that so if you’d get out of your fucking head,” he emphasizes the word, “and focus on how good your body feels, how good this feels-.” he sucks your clit into his mouth, lashing at it with his tongue making you gasp before he pulls back. “then you’d be able to cum, but you can’t do that if you think ur taking too long.”

“you really don’t mind?”

toji almost smiles then, watching your reaction when he curls his fingers upwards, rubbing your sweet spot. he’s smiles when your eyes roll back in your head. “does it look like i mind? huh? am i eating your pussy like i fucking mind how long you take to cum?”

you shake your head, and he sticks his tongue out while smiling, toying your clit with the tip of his tongue. “then shut.” lick “up.”

his lips are back on you then, sucking the little bundle of nerves into his mouth. his tongue runs up and down your pussy, alternating between toying around where his fingers are stuffed inside you and lavishing your clit.

you feel the warmth tingle the back of ur spine, and gasp. tojis words follow ur reaction, mumbled against you like he could barely stand to pull away. “hold ur breath and i’ll kill you.”

ur gasping, whining, gripping his hair so hard he’s grunting and you would feel bad about it if your orgasm wasn’t so fucking close.

your legs start to shake and toji starts making desperate sounds against you, rutting his hips into the bed while eyeing you like the determined man he is.

then- ur falling off that ledge. blinding heat coarse thought ur veins, shaking ur body uncontrollably, and ur helpless to the pleasure as toji continues eating u out like a man starved, grunting while lapping up the release he earned.

you wince when he sucks ur over sensitive clit way too hard one last time before pulling away. his mouth and chin is covered in your release, his lips are swollen and his pupils are blown, but he has a purely satisfied expression on his handsome face. “see how easy that was?”

youre still reeling from the fact anyone actually made u came that you don’t even respond. you just throb when toji pulls out his fingers and sucks your release from them. he pops them out of his mouth with a loud sound. “worth every fucking second too. think you can give me another one?”