#but donttell her that

[yalibat]

hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

[official-raihan]

HELLOHELLO [Subject_Raihan] ITSME!!!! WHEATLEY!! [Subject_Violet] WANTS TOGIVEYOU A SURPRISEGIFT!!! DONTTELL HER!!!

Aww, thanks friend!

[acherys]

👀 + Zoen and Anduin

send me 👀 + a ship ( platonic / romantic / hate ) & i’ll give you 3 headcanons! - accepting

@donttell-myfather

3 + 3 + 3 = math isn’t my degree.

1.     Prior to the return of V.arian and the murders of Zoen and Tiris, the very young King Anduin did in fact meet at least the latter of our duo, and spent a perfectly lovely afternoon in the company of a monstrously large and illegally fluffy woof. Zoen herself never spoke to the boy, busy as she was avoiding getting shot.

2.     While they had reached at least an acquaintanceship by the middle of Mists, it was only in the act and immediate aftermath of witnessing the Divine Bell crush Anduin that Zoen ( violently ) realized how much she actually cared about him, that he’s her friend, and that in the moment of thinking she’d failed to protect him she had been more distraught than she could ever recall.

3.     She is both Statler and Waldorf to the stumbling trainwreck that is Anduin and Wrathion’s relationship, and she gleefully laughs at them every chance she gets, because she is above all else a Spiteful, Petty Jerk. 

4.     She’s just a jerk friend in general, and a lot of her rapport with him comes from them trading barbs. It’s generally all in good humor, however, and both know each other well enough to tactfully discern between topics which they may trample upon, and topics which require a more tiptoe approach.

5.     Zoen has never invited Anduin to her apartment on the Stormwind Harbor, and likely never will. Tiris brings him over quite often, however.

6.      She hates being around him when he’s drunk. In these cases, she will do her best to get him someplace safe and in the care of anyone else he’s close to ( Wrathion, Rune, etc. ) just so that she doesn’t have to deal with it. Of course she’ll remain with him if these options are not available, but she’s be deeply unhappy the entire time.

7.     When their schedules allow them the time, they’ll often play board and card games. Zoen is keener at fast-paced, tactics-based games; Anduin has the advantage with long-term strategies.

8.     Upon ascending to the position of Deathlord in Legion, Zoen has started claiming official neutrality in regards to Alliance-Horde conflicts due to the dual loyalties of many of her knights, but literally no one believes that. She’s an advisor to him in all but name.

9.     Zoen tends to refer to him as ‘Sunshine’ or ‘Sunflower,’ the nicknames at first being a form of sarcasm and mockery, now spoken with the same sort of affection as she might call Tiris “baby” or “darling.”

BONUS, ‘CAUSE I FORGOT TO MENTION IT:

     While the details of how she learns are still up in the air, she IS AWARE that he is / was her father’s godson, and she provides all the sympathy an antelope being actively dragged into the water by a crocodile would give to a fellow member of its herd whose leg is being nibbled on by a hatchling on the safety of the dry shore.

     “ Huh, ” she thinks in the middle of a death roll. “ That’s unfortunate. ”

[shcmanisms]

     so frail the petals of flowers in full bloom were. even the gentlest hand, the soft graze of a thumbprint against their surface, would be enough to pull them apart. unintentionally her nails pull in thought, enough that one would fall behind her hair and down the towering wall behind her. eyes blinded by the light of day, braid tossed careless behind her as it hung against the stone wall her head only barely lay on top of. perhaps it is all the unconscious reaction she feels in peace. the loose shoulders, the relaxed muscles. troubles roll off of her like water and off into the realm of thoughts unheard. such is where said things belonged. worry never set properly within a pretty face .

     two, four, euanthe pulls at the petals of peaceblooms until they are naught more than stem. each white petal floats down to the earth below it, littering the ground and the short blonde locks of hair that tangle them within. so thoughtlessly she pulls until but half a dozen remain of two, her attention soon directed to weaving a small crown out of what remained. surely not big enough for an adult, but perhaps a child; a wrist corsage of some sort. there were many places in which it could be placed to bring peace to its wearer. such was in their very name. no matter how plain and simple they seemed, the smallest of blooms spoke the loudest. it seemed silly of her, pulling so many apart in an affectionate thought. how wasteful. a shame even that thought ─ to one that survived, no less ─ had no ill bearings on her choices .

     shuffling of feet and a consideration of how her mellow antics had played out tug at her just enough to pull her attention to the side, looking to the ground just out of the corner of her eye. realization settles, a quiet utterance of surprise turning her body and flicking the metal band of her braid against stone. she looks to the ground, perhaps a story or so away from her, gazing only at the hair of the recipient of a fair fistful of petals. knees curl up to chest, fingers gripped tightly to the edge of the wall. she leans down to peer closer, the rattling of mail and jewelry a fair indication of her presence above him . 

      ❝ oh! i am so sorry! ❞ a slight panic to an otherwise entertained tone. what an experience that must have been, to be showered with so many petals. it still had not fully come to her attention who she had then addressed; who had heard her humming and lazing about prior. ❝ i did not realize someone else was here . ❞ // @donttell-myfather - starter call.

[the-firebird69]

and he says weak and he is terribly weak..and they wont run they say debris like star treck d he has the idea they try to fire goddamit and while flying ok lol...tons go and die..heard it and are gone...God bless them mac daddy says this is nt what i wanted nor my plan for them he says...it is not.  mac daddy says...no mac doesnt watn this for his we admit too Thor states...nope..not.  and qe is testimonial to that her efforts louder...they fly there...fast and hit no...it is huge they are whiped out and it is a beam...and it is fun no it is deadly keen work they fly earth behind and tried when it was not aimng there...tons saw and they di it now...tons...other planets are not up...but he says no no ithink they are...jesus escaped...and to Gamemede i dont have one..nope he is here lost...tons say it probably Jupiter godamndit and the girls to venus shit...and they went there took the girl there and wehave wht damnit...wow this is terrible and the robots too..cover.wow weare daft billiumhave intel  and we say it that is sohug massive and athousand mile swath no contest..weworknow and invstion commences robots and more...and you my freind are a wanted mac he says wooooowooo and we laugh so what youfailures and warrants willbe pulled by all youtorturous idiots macs Wie adds your  faggots harrased himfor this we are screwed and are..they kil you liek we do and it is brilliant he is genius and we are bad at ityour nothung t him this is horror wie adds. horror. and yesi am emperoro of china and it is huge and harder now..terrible...tons say it wow wow wow  this is horror the horror of this litle boyes mind hell gross too sebulba sepulvida and bja your dead you faggot this stuff sucks not necessary for you plan it is if we only letyou and yournot allowed you are not by macs orders we have them and obey. he is our Lord not yours...we fire youthen bja says ...wie adds. fu bja youask for my torso you dead queer...your gone we asisgn hitmen squddsofours and find you all here and all over earth jerk off bja,,,i say..and i add youare terminated bja we send in robots now tons and after you and your boss see youworking side by side adn lauging how grand it will be we hit you allnow you suckbacgs and we move in a Dark Tower in the north and you wont resist itis so powerful shitheads f u bja your a crass child and macyourtime isup gross idiot your gross gained nohting but pain and we are not ghwb not small. 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stresses youout tons more than thought allday actually any day...breazes in and out and tuoches base with his asses and insturctt themto give you hell makeyoutriop fall get bent hate and more and you wont crack for them at all...you aere so ahted by all bja you caused htis and it is easy to see we outline it sen it out clearly and point out daily life stuff his see it allanyways your pushy ankelasours...killed tonsof loved ones. wives to cancer and other and husbands and kids trained slavedover for melenia and sent away to die..he did itfor kaiju fighting wehad him sleepy..and youfd itupor a parallel he was poor you  blew it to makehim actually poor  what shit you are bja ad i issue a public statement trumpoutand you are on your own let free from it you may fight along side us vs this abhorant retard cork and his...we accept and thank you caa and it was hard but nottoo hardhewas seasoned,older...and we will obey our Lord now Mac Daddy. too many died at the hnads of bja and co his kids are imbiciles and caa did a number it is so rich i cannot stand..used us and tons and gross or ghwb...hates due to bja...he lost it in westboro too many times,,,and saw it and ten hesaid  i can lose it cant i of course....anger though can leed to prosperity..angre is real...and he does it it is a superpower and he saw ghwb do it and thought it free nope a massive illusinog bja your fired. mac daddy Zues Hera we salute you too caa for survivoing th is great hug orgthat was all pitted against youl little you bja did it and he is a venomous snake loser and we fill himful of holes we start it up and we have a wager other one sup too wihthe bja and this one allhim too nearby...and we hangyou and he suggests webut out and ask Wieto hang bja  we say no but need to..he is hurt badly and he shall but notlet him run about stockades bollard and let your womenpick of yours mac daddy donttell me as it is always bja and his say for youand bla bla and we see ok  we pick they say we do...and your bitches f this we do it and pick too totheir bitches and we see wepickhe says  and we shall.  it s on we hang crucify and do it now and bja we take your torsos and use them to infiltrate you did allday as you mouthe off about it...heated itwe took tn times the number  we will wint hte pile and mac daddy promised...a grand to caa...ken and i can play a pit of scrtch off 100 dollars adn we make it work...we need to see you ok...they do go after any money and yes..otns of gms wehave it tons...all thestuff firebird and money adn willie wonka and more and the casinos and hq and otns...huge gmaes allours to toss himon as kindling we shall ok great scott it is good needs to the boy is a tear jerker...tons see no humanity..nolove hatred...his women scared but are meanhateflu vile ones often  wehitnow Thor she said yeh you will see and we seeher load a canon fireup no she fell over  it comes down and hits her smack on the shoulder...pow ritht  through. fastupand down yes...and is aerodynamic he made it waiver for her to see...and we argued no no the shooulder and good..and a splinter smack the knee hedoes it and we hit him smack onthe houlder standing up...dies...wehithimagain and again now.all of thediots...and we are on we pile high Uriel will assist a time limit and it is like skinnin pigs wehear chuckling  fn bad this is bad they are dumb..  we say Thor Freya we had them makethe Pyle radio and it is good and trump says he wil eget the one grand to yu and vader can ssist and thenew one no made it heard it to hug moved fast and we shall for the bet today only Bitol cant get it here...haha thissucks lol looks like vader isnt he says.  and we hit them corks...and i agree he has been good for what crok does the croaking ass h e is htis huge pig to him faggot and armed today no. not anymore ever i decree it Qe we second and our clans submit and we sned out orders and a meeting formal dining and scns and protection, and we hear it good. finaly.  and w hold a memorial to all those lost to corky and he wants arn and dee on it....andiwant my momonit she died...no butok Hera says and vomits  we see why  she is back yes and this is good but ok not really but way way way better than cork no sublteies andnopralelle only bend break andbow...nope no deal...cant so welcome back mom...ok hon wesee your the Stardust Girl we agreeit is your name and we shal hve parties and more and kdis hopefully we are useful...cork hates us so...Stardust dolls and after Bo and we see lol...she is stardusty and glitter ish and we follow it....we see ..and i see they are creative Stardust white glitter nad it is gold phones alloer earth find them jobs help him he ishomeless and garht who never gave up and was beaten so badly by cork inour name find him a place now..qe moves to.  and isee why...we see ti too helpd...and she is a hienous asshole... we hear it too gone who needsthis lucifer here and they toughed it out and can but hardship...they agree shelterprotection and likescouts and permanet quarters...we try  mac daddy says and qe and carmen...we see you fighting themhrrid ceratures and demand damage and wehithtem now stop them. carmen says we areon and i wnat out of this and we say this help biden take him in they  beaton him trump has no choice he isgross to him...and we hear him and advice is dont cork you only die.  but now we back itup macs ok  and we say help dave we did nad stopped him took himhome and our way...for a beer and turkey and he felt good..you made it ok we are safe yes brother...this will hielp you more...thank you Chris i see your work what his this nono more anthere him this one...and at thhouse..he was anass after nad tlked smackbout you said it out loud and woudlnotstop beradedhimhe bled itout reallly said it is bad ok..bad and talked bout it all the way home..we laughed wwow itis theaffect and we learned hts incenscent are commies...and told he got windof it and hit ours..and we hit back and need a biggergroup....takeing from mc theives...they dontlikeit and we tried it and itworked put di on his stff showed mac and they were all happy...and recnetly they are iditos hand wavers and talkfuny so you see these outlines of hands brightly lit and spaztilcy flying aorund signing he is dead for htis and meaning me and we cant gt it off in sigh ghoug they could speak then we heard this weare on a monitro and they signed yourdead to us macs and it was anigthemere ad madei t big fast and tons sw the shits and we heard this this is how it goes swefidnd himkillhi and i saidno wehurt you...and he ifsful of ti adn we hit himbdly im out and im mac daddy out of the german museum and hit by anakin aka luke aka bja aka danny garland and warrants are issued..he pointed isnt that danny g and we had it out wit him smashed his car tookhimout and boooked him...and caa says i wont pay the txes adnd lauhged oh i dont dont make money and winfall yes is taxable so save it yes he says  shall list in my nogteboook ken hikped me getok tired eatnow mac daddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKgOe1Rl8YY

[wildwomenblues]

UMMM UPDATE HER FRIEND IUST MESSAGED ME ASKING ME IF I WAS THE ONE WHO SENT IT AND IS AID YEAH BUT DONTTELL HER AND SHE (the friend) was like oh my god your crush is freaking out rn cause she thinks she likes u but she isnt sure (sexuality) but dw i wont tell LIKE WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO IM GONNA GO FUCKING INSANE???/₱29:!/₱/!/?????

Did a silly anonymous confession to my crush but I only had the idea of including a mitski song too late 😭🥺

[sarahanjthomas]

You'd think he loves her little sister or something.... #ssshhhhh #donttell #hernameisraksha🐺 #TheElvisShow (at West Ashley Greenway) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2VCDewBFr-ERFDmoEpYnNAHYeH8kFWw7TxtJM0/?igshid=uj8q7b4h4mgl

[momfailhashtag]

@AnnieAsheFields: PPS: OMG. BIG fail. "You know that 'white' song, mom?" says the youngest twin. "Sounds like Clapton." Me: "You mean 'White Room'?" Kid: "Yeah!" Me: [Dying inside. Waiting for her to be shocked Paul McCartney was a Beatle...] #MomFail #AlwaysMoreWorkToDo #FamilyShame #DontTell

http://twitter.com/AnnieAsheFields

[beaux-alby-blog]

✆✉☎⁇✿ø✘#@&%ツ$ lmao

send “✆” for a morning text.

[ txt ] sorry i missed your call but it woke me up and i was too distracted listening to your ringtone to answer it

send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent.

[ txt ] shape of you is the worst song on divide, tbh

send “☎” for a rushed text.

[ txt ] come over later, got LOTS to tell u

send “⁇” for a drunk text.

[ txt ] i dragk like 10000 budweisfers[ txt ] donttell anyone theh might not let me br britsh anymore

send “✿” for a suggestive text.

[ txt ] have you heard the live acoustic of castle on a hill? it’s so nice. idk if you wanted to like come over and listen with me. just if you wanted to

send “ø” for a late night text.

[ txt ] he said in ‘wake me up’ that he knows she loves shrek because they watched it 12 times but that’s like basic. that’s level 1 shrek watching. how many times have you watched shrek?

send “✘” for a hateful text.

[ txt ] fuck you. i hang around you too much. i just unironically said yall. redneck piece of trash.

send “#” for a random text.

[ txt ] are american grade schools like they are on tv?[ txt ] or high schools i guess they’re called[ txt ] like does everyone skip class and get high and the teachers just don’t care or did degrassi lie to me?

send “@” for a scared text.

[ txt ] ed tickets for the glendale show are running loooww and i don’t get paid until next week. i might not get to go see him ahhhhh 

send “&” for a loving text.

[ txt ] you’re my favorite piece of redneck trash tho. love u mate

send “%” for a curious text.

[ txt ] which one of us is taller? like we’re both short motherfuckers but am i beating you or?

send “ツ” for an excited text.

[ txt ] i get so HYPE whenever i hear don’t on the radio. like fucking tear her a new one teddy

send “$” for an accidental text.

[ txt ] tell rod i can’t come in to work tomorrow because i was murdered and then set on fire while celebrating my birthday[ txt ] oh[ txt ] don’t worry micycle i think i’ll pull through

[halforc-mercenary]

𝔐𝔞𝔯𝔰 𝔙𝔬𝔦𝔠𝔢  

 Bold what applies to your Muse, italicize situational ones. Feel free to add your own suggestions and carry it on. 

► ACCENT “country” │ “backwoods” │ “sailor” │ “noble” │ foreign speaker   Mar usually makes sure her Accent is hidden under layers of politness when speaking, but it comes through when she is drunk or very, very angry. Usually it is onyl hearable after a few mugs of Alcohol.

► ELOQUENCE educated │ uneducated │ doesn’t use conjunctions │ shortens words │ just makes up their own words! │ old English │dependent on mood or setting  To make sure she appears richer, more educated and with that more dependable before Clients, Mar hides her actual Homevillage accent and speaks in a very formal way, always refering to other People with Titles. It is also a tactic of her to keep otherpeople on distance to herself so she could properly hide behind a wall of politeness and formalities. 

► TONE loud │ soft │ room volume │ high pitched │ low pitched │seductive │velvety │ speech impediment │ abrasive │ gruff │ shrill │ booming │ matter-of-fact │ toneless │ husky │ gravelly │ breathy │ nasal │ barking │ chatty │ condescending │ musical │ suave │ world-weary │ brash │ authoritative  It might be suprising for such a short Person, but it is clearly hearable that Mar is used to not only follow orders but also give them. Her voice and manner of speech is as strict and stern as a command. 

► HABITS refers to self in third person │ incorporates different languages/terms/sayings │ uses gender-specific terms │ adapts to audience │ changes pitch around animals or children │ shifts tone when lying │ gives others nicknames │ uses terms of respect towards others  As often described before, Mar is a horrible Liar and if it would not be recognizeable by her ears flicking, her nervously playing with her hair or looking around all to obvious, it would be at least hearable in her Voice hopping up a few octaves. 

► VOICE REFERENCE Going after the Actor Claudia Black as a Reference- Mar has a  low, womenly voice that tends to be husky as she usually only snarls. If she ends up to actually talk calmly, Mar has a suprisingly nice voice to listen to that could almost be velvetly. 

𝔗𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔡 𝔅𝔶:The Void 𝔗𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔤: @stonestridernerd @anierous-sunblade @olliehaldstan@leavenohoofprints @safrona-shadowsun @wanderersofazeroth  @wildname@oathkeeperblackdawn @thexgoldenxbard @valerians-travels@olliehaldstan@lady-proudmoore@thehumbleknight  @caideyn @corbelllator @kranklin-boombast @renwyck @the-real-arcanist-val  @asharinhun @arcane-harbinger @obsidianprinxess @theforgottenflight@shcmanisms @toomany-elves @verosmoonshine @ceruleanelf @hannyandfriends@mwindaji@elendeare@quelbound @donttell-myfather @boredofcinder @cosmicuncanny @a-humble-rogue …and everyone else!

[halforc-mercenary]

ℭ𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔢𝔯 ℑ𝔫𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬𝔯𝔶 - 𝔐𝔞𝔯 𝔐𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔡

ℜ𝔲𝔩𝔢𝔰 : what does your character keep on their person? Bold for always, italic for sometimes. then, tag some folks!

𝔗𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔡 𝔅𝔶: @caideyn 𝔗𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔤: @stonestridernerd @anierous-sunblade @olliehaldstan @leavenohoofprints @safrona-shadowsun @wanderersofazeroth  @wildname @oathkeeperblackdawn @thexgoldenxbard @valerians-travels @olliehaldstan @lady-proudmoore @thehumbleknight @caideyn @corbelllator @kranklin-boombast @renwyck  @asharinhun @arcane-harbinger @the-real-arcanist-val @obsidianprinxess @theforgottenflight @shcmanisms @toomany-elves @verosmoonshine @ceruleanelf @hannyandfriends @mwindaji @elendeare @quelbound @donttell-myfather @boredofcinder @cosmicuncanny @a-humble-rogue …and everyone else!

➳ BAG backpack | messenger bag | pockets | satchel | wristlet | purse | duffle bag | briefcase | pouch | drawstring bag | fanny pack | Beltbag | saddlebag Mar always has her Packburro and a Pony with her, so while she does usually carries beltbags and if needed also a backpack, all her belongings are with her carried by her steeds. If she has o leave the Steeds in a village, she will carry beltbags and a bedroll on her back.

➳ WEAPONS sword | dagger | axe | mace | warhammer | staff | spear | throwing knives | darts | shortbow | longbow | crossbow | arrows | bolts | enchanted weapon | poison | Seax The Halforc always carries on her person the sword, shield and a Seax. However she also has arrows, a bow, a axe and indrigents for poison in the saddlebags of her steeds.

➳ APPAREL light armor | medium armor | heavy armor | underclothes for armor | enchanted armor | mage’s robes| uniform | casual clothes | formal clothes | cloak | scarf | hat | helmet | gauntlets | bracers | gloves | shoes | boots | hood | mask | belt | coat | jacket | necklace | bracelet | ring | watch | flower crown | undergarments  Mar had never been especially fond of wearing full platearmor, so even thought she is a warrior she will reduce herself to plate to protect her limbs, a hauberk and layers of linen under a Gambeson. Since she is a traveling mercenary Mar always has her formal cloth with her in her saddlebags to appear as a Bodyguards on more formal situations.

➳ HEALTH + MAGIC health potion | mana potion | stamina potion | attribute potion | alchemy equipment | herbs | chemicals | ingredients | bandages | burn cream | antidote | moisturizer | medication | scrolls | crystals | enchanting equipment The Halforc is very aware that she is a very short woman and even thought she is inhumanly strong and fast, she is in disadventage to certaine opponents. Mar ahd been from a very young age used to Potions and enhancing Herbs and also uses them in every fight, doping herself. She has a boxy of dried herbs in the bags Come-Here the Burro carries and is used to heal any sicknesses or small woudns she earns in her all-day-work on the road. 

➳ STEALTH lockpicks | probes | trap-making tools | trap-disarming tools | disguise kit | forgery equipment

➳ TOOLS pen | ink | pencil | parchment | paper | compass | ruler | saw | hammer | nails | shovel |pliers | needle | thread | utility knife | art supplies | fabric scraps | kindling | magnifying glass | fishing rod Mar is after all technically still a scibe so when she happens to be woundd in a fight and needs tíme to heal, she will for a certaine time settle down in a village or city to sell her service as a scribe to write letters, copy documents, copy holy texts...

➳ PROVISIONS rations for themselves | rations for others | fork | knife | spoon | serving utensils | pot/pan |water | alcoholic beverage | nonalcoholic beverage | pet food | drug(s) | sweets | coffee | tea Mar has not the lightest idea what a fork is and usually she uses for Meals just a knife with a pointy end for also stabbing pieces of food and a Kasa on her belt for water. 

➳ PERSONAL small amount of money | large amount of money | map | soap | comb | brush | cosmetics | hair ties | hair product | journal | razor | nail clipper | religious paraphernalia | tent | sleeping bag | blanket | pillow | sentimental item | comfort object | musical instrument(s) | toys | eyewear | identification | important document(s) | torch | book(s) | plant  A bath a day keeps the stay death away. Mar is a Soldier through and through and therefor knows that she has too kepp herself healtyh and clean to continue her work. The Halforc is very cleany and will make sure she always looks as presentable as possible. 

[halforc-mercenary]

𝔐𝔞𝔯𝔰 𝔅𝔦𝔯𝔱𝔥𝔡𝔞𝔶

𝔗𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔡 𝔅𝔶: @the-real-arcanist-val 𝔗𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔤: @stonestridernerd @anierous-sunblade @olliehaldstan @leavenohoofprints @safrona-shadowsun @wanderersofazeroth  @wildname @oathkeeperblackdawn @thexgoldenxbard @valerians-travels @olliehaldstan @lady-proudmoore @thehumbleknight @caideyn @corbelllator @kranklin-boombast @renwyck  @asharinhun @arcane-harbinger @obsidianprinxess @theforgottenflight @shcmanisms @toomany-elves @verosmoonshine @ceruleanelf @hannyandfriends @mwindaji @elendeare @quelbound @donttell-myfather @boredofcinder @cosmicuncanny @a-humble-rogue …and everyone else!

What’s your Muse’s birthday?

Mar was born in the Night from the 21th to the 22th December and considering what had happned during that time, noone kept track when exactly little Margvis took her first breath. It was eventually set on the 22th December which means she was born in the longest Night of the year at Winter Solastice. 

Do they celebrate it?  If so, how?

The change between seasons is celebrated in the Highlands as a great festival to search for the Light since after all most people in mars Homevillages are Farmers and therefor need to rely on the change of teh Seasons. Mar herself does not celebrate her Birthday and would also not celebrate her Namesday, but she will usually travel to her Homevillage for that Night and let the Villages Völva throw the Runes for her to have a forecasting for the coming year.

How did you, the writer, pick this date?

Winter Solstice is a date in Folklore in which Season change and edges and boarders between seasons, Day and Night, Light and Blackness become blurry. Mar was born between two races and so she was suppose to be born on this date were boarders are blurred. She can never be just one, she will always be stuck in the middle, on the boader, without beeing able to be fully whole. 

Is this character’s personality influenced by their birthdate?

Mar is a Beech-Person through and through. The 22the December, the day of Midwinter,  is the only Day in the Celtic Treehoroschope devoted to the Fagus Sylvatica, the Beech. Those who are born under the Beech are not adaptable and even less flexible. Just like the tree they had been born under, they grow within the Shadows of other trees with strong perseverance and the patience to wait for their time. Because of this Patience and Determination they will become Masters of the Craft they have chosen for themselfs and build a good ability in organisating things . They stick to Traditions and Rules with great stubbornness and burst with Strenght and Self-confidence. Unknown to them they often hurt the weaker People around them, since in their strictness and  purposefullness they would not even notice those weaker than them. Because of this they run in the danger of appearing as stubborn and exclude the Opinions of other (weaker) People.   Born as natural Leaders they will lead a community through good and bad without hestiating a single second. How difficult a situation may become, the one born under the Beech will find a way to build themself a fundament to work with and out of the difficult situation. Since they were born with a great sense of Realism they want to become rich first for in their mind its the only way to become also happy. A warm home with good food costs money after all. People born under the Beech are People of the Head and Mind through and through, so they will almost never listen to their Heart or Guts. Accordingly Matters of the Heart/ Feelings they do not understand (And can´t control!), will make them have headaches and in combination with their reluctance towards Change they run into danger to avoid anything connected with the matter out of fear they would not be able to cope with the same. However, when Love is concerned they are faithful and devoted. Affection is something they greatly admire. Love is also the only thing that would make them soften their Heart.

[halforc-mercenary]

𝔐𝔞𝔯’𝔰 𝔏𝔞𝔰𝔱 𝔚𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔰

In her last moments the Halforc does not waste her breath on words, instead she grabs her sword and hurls herself forward to  take the lightdamned Bastradt who is about to end her life with her, even if it would mean ripping their throat out with her own razorsharp fangs and tusks.  For someone who had been teached to be a scribe, the young woman had never been especially elegant with words and so she goes down kicking, bloodsmeared and still fighting. 

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[halforc-mercenary]

Mars Waifu Stats!

Mar just stared blankly at the statistic, her face as black as cole, her freckles drowned in the deep dark blush on her cheeks. 

𝔗𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔡 𝔅𝔶: The Void 𝔗𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔤: @stonestridernerd @anierous-sunblade @demonhunter-atram@leavenohoofprints @wanderersofazeroth @wildname@oathkeeperblackdawn@thexgoldenxbard @valerians-travels @olliehaldstan @lady-proudmoore @thehumbleknight @the-real-arcanist-val  @corbelllator @kranklin-boombast @renwyck @asharinhun @arcane-harbinger @obsidianprinxess @theforgottenflight @shcmanisms @toomany-elves @verosmoonshine @ceruleanelf @hannyandfriends @mwindaji@elendeare @quelbound  @donttell-myfather @safrona-shadowsun @boredofcinder @cosmicuncanny @a-humble-rogue …and everyone else!

[halforc-mercenary]

𝔐𝔞𝔯𝔰 𝔅𝔞𝔡 ℌ𝔞𝔟𝔦𝔱𝔰

𝔗𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔡 𝔅𝔶: The Void 𝔗𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔤: @stonestridernerd @anierous-sunblade@olliehaldstan @leavenohoofprints @safrona-shadowsun @wanderersofazeroth @wildname @oathkeeperblackdawn @thexgoldenxbard @valerians-travels @olliehaldstan @lady-proudmoore @thehumbleknight @caideyn @corbelllator @kranklin-boombast @renwyck  @asharinhun @arcane-harbinger @the-real-arcanist-val @obsidianprinxess @theforgottenflight @shcmanisms @toomany-elves @verosmoonshine @ceruleanelf @hannyandfriends @mwindaji @elendeare @quelbound @donttell-myfather @boredofcinder @cosmicuncanny @a-humble-rogue …and everyone else!

Bold what bad Habits apply to your Muse!

Swearing | Fingernail Chewing* | Slouching | Slurring | Drinking | Smoking | Drugs | Impulse decisions | Obsessive phone checking | Bad time management | Slang | Poor grammar | Overworking | Slacking off | Over sleeping | Under sleeping | Skin picking | Poor eye contact** | Lying | Rambling | Skipping breakfast | Junk food | Self criticism | Procrastinating | Day dreaming | Forgetful | Envious | Jealous | Gossiper | Drama queen | Secret teller | Skipping class | Spitting | Lip licking | Lip chewing | Drinking from the carton | Yelling | Too much internet | Poor hygiene | Impatient | Hot headed | Biased | Complaining | Scab picking | Buzzfeed | Cheek biting | Teeth gnashing | Shoplifting | Scamming | Speeding | Hair pulling | Large ego | Eavesdropping | Exaggerating | Fidgeting*** | Free loading | Littering | One-Upping | Whining | Borrowing without returning | Unnecessary Aggression | Talking during movies | Plagiarism | Copying | Glaring | Spacing out | Ignoring | Over critical | Messy | Hateful | Overly Prideful |

*Fingernail Chewing: There are a few reasons why Mar always wears gloves, but beside the fact that she took this habit from her late Mentor Andrusch Heim, she is also a person who is highstrung and always attentive watching the world around her, so one way of coping with this permanent overstimulation is her fingernailchewing. She would chew her fingernails bloody at every moment when she would not keep herself from it.

**Poor Eye Contact: Mars eyes are uncomfortable to look into, especially for the Human she had grown up between. Her eyes are too bright, too green and above anything else too orcish. She could hide her ears under a hood and cover her skin under layers of cloth but her eyes were always visible and were always pulling bad attention to her so Mar had started to learn the habit of not looking directly into another persosn face but instead looks at their mouth or chin to avoid pulling attention to her. However, if Mar does look at another person she glares intentionally and it most of the time works better than any spoken threat. Mars eyes are indeed very uncomfortable to look into and she knows how to use it to her advantage if needed. 

***Fidgeting: Suprisingly for someone who seems to be always standing as stiff as a broom,as she is after all a strictly trained soldier, but Mar is alwas at least moving a ear, fidgeting her fingers or tapping a foot. While she is trainged and deeciplined enough to not show it openly, she is after all high-strung and tries to calm herself with the small movements without hurting her image as a stern Mercenary.

[halforc-mercenary]

Your Dating Service

Diagnostic Result Date with Mar. Date Fee: $1122 Customer Comments: "Mar, will you marry me? (Person in 30s)"

The next second Mar grabs all her belongings and runs away. 

𝔗𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔡 𝔅𝔶: The Void 𝔗𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔤: @stonestridernerd @anierous-sunblade @demonhunter-atram @leavenohoofprints @wanderersofazeroth @wildname @oathkeeperblackdawn@thexgoldenxbard @valerians-travels @olliehaldstan @lady-proudmoore@thehumbleknight @the-real-arcanist-val  @corbelllator @kranklin-boombast@renwyck @asharinhun @arcane-harbinger@obsidianprinxess@theforgottenflight @shcmanisms@toomany-elves@verosmoonshine @ceruleanelf @hannyandfriends @mwindaji @elendeare@quelbound @donttell-myfather @safrona-shadowsun @boredofcinder@cosmicuncanny @a-humble-rogue …and everyone else!