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Why are people mad at the barbie promo?
it's not a standard promotional cycle for a film that happens to involve mattel's famous toy. it is a massive brand push to revitalize a product for a new age, and the movie is the commercial. it is not normal to have promotion that includes collaborations with: airbnb, hair tools, many makeup companies, rollerskates, forever21, canned lemonade, ruggable, toothburshes, skincare, shoe lines, gap, pacsun, OPI etc etc etc............... like i'm going to go see the movie! it will in all likelihood be fun and enjoyable. but this rollout is explicitly mattel's first phase in what they hope is a HUGE endeavor to make "cinema" out of every one of their products, as a way to get more people to buy these products. regardless of how the barbie movie turns out, it is not actually good for anyone to have a failing film industry turn to self-cannibalizing commercial products for story. i hope everyone has a good time! i don't give a fuck if you want to buy a hot pink dress and go with your girlfriends and revel in your #womanhood or whatever. but the degree to which mattel has already had input in the actual movie + made people think that their massive push of product is some sort of cool innovative trendy Promotion (while having plans to do this to. 45 other producuts) is like. lol oh boy.
#like who cares no one is going to yell boo at you and rip your fun barbie branded stuff out of your hands#but don't pretend it's like.#cool and new fun marketing for a regular ole movie#if you factor this in with the current state of the Movies.... bruh. el oh el!!!!!!#so like do whatever you want to do but don't act like people critiquing the rollout are like#antifeminist or something for pointing out some#um. troubling details
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#funny talking tag#My favorite thing to do is HC characters as trans but also that they've never heard that term before and act accordingly.#My other favorite thing to do is make characters repressed.#My other other favorite thing to do is make a character go ''I feel like a(n) object/animal/thing pretending to be a man/woman''#''but I don't really care about that right now I have a job''#Anyway while this post can be about whichever characters you feel fit I made this with a certain character in mind.#(Dimentio of SPM fame) (He has something really specific going on that makes me cackle) (You can ask me about it)#(Also Morceau Oleander is a trans woman to me because she would be happier)#(and she deserves to live a life not defined by other's expectations of her)#Someone put a forbidden and ancient curse on this post so no more.
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beanbag chair psychology
#dtawing#homestuck#karkat vantas#rose lalonde#she's asking because she also has autism#WISH we'd seen more of these two interacting on the meteor they both love pretending to know about other people's brains#this took me like two days to make for no reason#i don't draw comics often#because usually by the time ive finished them ive rolled the punchline around in my brain so many times im worried its not funny anymore#but regardless#the Funny
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pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up
#ftm nsft#ftm breeding#ftm switch#conceptionacception#this post is lowkey about me#and I don't mean cutesy weird i mean legit weird#like would pretend to be a horse and would pretend to give birth on the playground
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Welcome back Couch Theory, you were missed.
#911#buddie#911edit#buddieedit#911 on fox#911 fox#911 abc#eddiediazedit#evanbuckleyedit#my edit#buddiesource#911 spoilers#911verse#otp: you don't need to pretend with me#thejess#eddie diaz#evan buckley#sorry i ever said you were death#im my defense a whole season with no mentions did make it seem like it#1k#911hiatusparallels#2k
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You don't wish your disability was worse or more visible, you wish your disability was taken seriously. Please stop confusing the two, I guarantee you would not get the support you need JUST by being more severe or more visible. Please listen to visibly disabled people when we tell you it isn't better on our side
#m/cc#mine#I tried extremely hard to word this nicely because I KNOW people don't mean bad and often even know there are unique challenges#and believe me I know the challenges of invisible disability too!!#I have invisible disabilities!#but as someone who has also been at least visibly 'off' since they were 10 I am SO SICK of invisible disabilities being hailed as like#a unique extra oppression that us lucky visibly disabled people don't have to deal with#there are challenges to invisible disabilities that visibly disabled people DON'T have to deal with!#but you need to understand that *the reverse is also true*#there are MASSIVE benefits to being able to lie about your disability for example#or not dealing with the overt ableism that comes with your disability being obvious to everyone#*I do not have the option to pretend I'm not disabled.* that is never an option I have#I walk weirdly. I use a mobility aid now. my speech and face are 'off.' I lean to one side#for a long time I wore sunglasses 24/7 and often didn't make sense. I sometimes can't speak or won't react to others#for the most part people will always know that at the very least something is wrong with me#and more obviously I have people telling me they'll pray for me; telling me I can't do things I'm already in the process of doing;#wanting to shake my hand to tell me I'm an inspiration for not killing myself; giving me dirty looks for existing in public#and yes. I'm aware that this is very much an in-community issue. I know the average abled person doesn't know invisible disabilities exist#that's why there's so much awareness happening for it#but as a visibly disabled person I get SO TIRED of constantly hearing 'I wish my disability was visible :'('#it's just 'I wish I had your disability!' but from other disabled people
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yeah well you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
#they're both thinking that about the other btw#funky bar on mirrorball island frequenters#one piece#one piece live action#opla#roronoa zoro#vinsmoke sanji#zosan#one piece fanart#by now you know i love when men argue and fight and hate each other <3#pretend like this isn't rushed and that the shoes don't look horrendous I have absolutely no time :((((#mine#my art
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FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 44-47)
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[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]
#I don't think there's emergency exits on the true lab in the game but I'm gonna pretend there are because THERE SHOULD BE#Or maybe there ARE emergency exits in the true lab and Flowey blocked them or something so we HAD to use the elevator#I like to think there are emergency stairs!#but they're super old and not taken care of#Also#the elevator's energy and the energy from the lab are separated and that's not something I made up#that's actually a thing in the game I noticed??#apparently the elevator are magnetic?? something like that I can't remember rn#okay enough rambling time for the tags#undertale#forgettable-au#forgettable-au-comic#papyrus is gaster#undertale au#gaster#undertale comic#alphys
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when ppl’s “body positive/plus size” art just starts and ends with a big ass
#nothing else? nothing else at all#no other characteristics? hokay#girl that's not a plus sized person that's kim kardashian. i'll fucking KILL you#sergle.txt#like this is positive for no body. this is just regular horny. don't try and tell me this is body posi#like that's fine if you just wanna be horny. call it what it is and stop pretending like you're doing me a favor#draw a stomach for christ's sake
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....right??? [id in alt]
#zukka#zukka fanart#zuko#sokka#myart#avatar the last airbender fanart#i am going to fight colors. im done with how they look completely different when i post them. hgrnrgnngngngnng#i imagine all of the court and attendants all have bets on when zuko and sokka go public. they're not super good at hiding it#and then sokka leaves. and zuko is moody for Totally No Reason and they have to all pretend like they uh. totally don't know why
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You'll be waiting in vain I got nothing for you to gain Eyes on fire Your spine is ablaze
Sanji with heterochromia. A concept that has likely been done many times before but let me add to it.
#blackleg sanji#one piece#implied zosan#my art#from september 2023#i like to imagine#the hand is zoro's and zoro's about to say something surprisingly gentle (for sanji) and they're about to share an intimate moment#before going on to pretend they were never achingly soft with each other and don't yearn for another chance to be#i like my ships stupid yaahav
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conflating diaspora jews with the actions of the israeli government is not okay, yes, but have you considered it's not okay to conflate israeli jews with them either
#listen. no hate to diaspora jews. y'all are suffering unimaginable antisemitism rn.#but as an israeli it makes me so mad how they're always the only ones leftists care about when it comes to antisemitism if even#“nooo guys we can't be mean to diaspora jews because of isnotreal it's antisemitic and wrong!”#“israelis? now those are completely fine to harass and wish death upon <3”#people just straight up don't see us as humans deserving of basic decency i think#when they at very least pretend to or believe they like diaspora jews#leftist antisemitism#antisemitism#israel#jumblr
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hi I'm back with an epilogue
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#spideypool#deadpool#wade wilson#peter parker#spider-man#i don't remember how to draw them so consider this me attempting to warm up#wade's body looks like a lumpy mess but it's peter's lumpy mess#(even if he won't admit that to himself yet)#i think wade should pretend he and peter parker the photographer are fucking#i think he should try to make spidey jealous#mine
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my favorite character in whole s.t.a.l.k.e.r series is the Doctor. This old man could probably befriend a chimera for all I know. I was always obsessed with the folklore around this character.
this is my first time drawing him when I actually like how everything turned out - and it has a content cat as well - so it's nice :)
#art#s.t.a.l.k.e.r.#s.t.a.l.k.e.r. game#s.t.a.l.k.e.r art#I don't like his fate in s.t.a.l.k.e.r 2 though.... i pretend i do not see it#I DO NOT SEE IT!!!!! IHATE ITT!!!#GSC WHY????#also if you never played this series this cat is fine just a little radioactive
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😴 after the holidays 💛🩵
#nanago#i'm late but happy holidayss!#they don't exactly look like holiday pieces but just pretend they are#(also bc I am pushing the fur parents agenda lol) 🥹🫶#tysm for all the support this year!!#Have great year ahead!! 🥹💖💖#petri art
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I've seen a few posts about women and pants now and many of them are very good, and not to nitpick those posts or downplay religious sexism or anything, but I have to emphasise:
Somebody who DOESN'T live in a controlling religious country/cult/family is also affected by sexism. We all know that, right? Secular parts of the first world also have opinions about how women dress, including when it comes to trousers, especially in childhood and in institutions like schools and the workplace
Me and many people my age (20s) remember being forced into skirts, punished and shamed by parents & teachers & peers & possibly then bosses about what we wear not being feminine enough, and it wasn't by deeply religious sects. Many updates to dress codes are very new and sexist views are still in place in many institutions. Normalised societal misogyny wants women (and people they want to treat as women) to dress femininely, down to what KIND of pants they're allowed to wear (compare a pink top and jeggings to mens jeans and tell me these two women are treated the same. Hating women in pantsuits is still a sexist office joke today, and even those outfits are feminine compared to male suits, which raise eyebrows when worn by women). The women I know who wear trousers regularly are literally otherwise feminine, and all wear dresses to events.
I know trousers have become much more normalised over the past few decades in secular society (yay!! the result of many many years of effort and lawbreaking) but let's not be absolute when we talk about the pants concept lol. Especially within a larger conversation about female/transmasc/intersex/transfem masculinity and social perceptions, especially in an age of rising fascism
#you know. misogyny?#transandrophobia#you're telling me only muslims and christians experience pants based sexism. in front of my salad?#i did not have screaming arguments with my nonbeliever non church attendee parents in the 2000s to have you lot --#sexism is Not strange or rare or fringe#pretend me wearing pants from then on was societally allowed. i got a talking to at school about pants.#i was scared i would have to wear a skirt at high school in the 2010s. thankfully the one i went to was more progressive#getting clocked as the only 'girl' in class wearing trousers without at leasts wearing a skirt over it#having older female AND male relatives pick up on the lack of a skirt/dress at events#yes some people think it's normal. and some people think being gay is normal. and some people dgaf if you're foreign or whatev#but existing some ways means you have certain experiences and there are certain risks hanging over you lol#just making this post bc some of you live in some extremely progressive USA city and have forgotten normal people exist /lighthearted#mum still shows me a polka dot dress i used to wear as a baby and asks me why i don't wear dresses. some dumb dress shes kept for 20 years#she wears trousers and dungarees sometimes. but that's the thing#pants are a temporary allowance. if that's all you wear then they hate that. you have to be Feminine when they demand#your wardrobe still carries sexist necessities before people start to look at you funny#if i went to an event like a wedding in a suit people would talk (closeted to most ppl irl)#anyway.#sending telepathic strength to anyone surrounded by so called progressives who have opinions on how they dress 👉👁️👁️👈
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