yamato "i don't have a girlfriend" takeru
got the idea from this panel
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season five isn't going to be the byler show because we all have brains and recognize this is an ensemble sci fi show obviously, but it is kinda funny to hear people argue that because the duffers specifically point out in their pitch that will is gay and gets kidnapped soon after realizing it, then in season one have everyone who isn't "in the know" assume that this occurred because he's gay, thus really linking this realization with his disappearance both supernaturally and also to those outside of the main cast. this means that you can't separate the two. there's more to it of course, but will being gay and the consequences he faces for that is intertwined.
not only that, but they then reveal his kidnapper to be will's perfect character foil--love vs hate, light vs dark, hope vs despair, optimism vs cynicism, freedom vs subjugation, light wizard vs dark wizard, etc.
vecna spends all of season four preying on those who are traumatized and "other". he enshrouds them in their darkness until they succumb to it and believe it to be true, and gains strength from their despair.
what does will spend all of season four doing?
he stays by mike's side and banishes his deepest, darkest insecurities by basking him in his light. he listens to mike's worries and his secrets and tells him no, you're wrong, you're absolutely wrong and here's why. this is who you really are: someone worthy, capable, and strong. don't listen to that voice in your head; it's lying to you, mike. he gives mike hope and a way out of his darkness. he frees him from the grips of self-hate out of the goodness of his heart, not because he stands to gain anything from it.
vecna uses people's darkest and scariest memories to trap them and will uses one of mike's happy and safe memories to help him.
vecna gains strength from pain and rage and will gains strength from love and acceptance; acceptance that he felt from mike all his life and then acceptance that he specifically received from jonathan in the back kitchen.
time and time again, season four made sure to show us that they are two sides of the same coin and will's story cannot be extricated from mike and his romantic love for him, so like... season five is not going to be the byler show, but it also ... kind of is going to be the byler show lmao.
if season five is going to feature will then automatically it will feature mike and if it features them then it will pick up on their unfinished plot from season four and if love and acceptance are vecna's weaknesses and love and acceptance are what byler feel and receive from each other then... how is it not the byler show?
obviously other stuff is going to happen because they're not the only two characters in a romance show, but like ... to act like season four [for them] wasn't all about their relationship, the unsaid things that sit between them, and how will's love for mike is not only what made him able to finally say i love you to eleven for the first time but also precisely the love that he was trying to get from her, and that somehow that isn't going to bleed into season five and be resolved and be the exact kind of love and acceptance that will defeat vecna because will's otherness is rooted in his queerness and season five is literally his coming of age and also he's the focus and we'll be exploring his relation to everything because he is In Fact Actually connected to Everything and always has been is just .... weird. and nonsensical.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOUR COD OC MERCY!!!!!!!
MERCY MY TRAGIC BELOBED BOY <33
Name: Emrys Leigh (meaning immortal meadow/clearing)
Call sign: Mercy (obtained through the fact he is RUTHLESS in the field and excelles in āØinformation extractionāØ)
Age: approx 28 but who's counting (not me)
Picrew by lunevani
He normally wears a dark fabric face mask bc the scar pulls on his lips and exposes his teeth a little bit (I am normal I promise I am sooooo normal) and it drys out his mouth and also it makes him look more intimidating which he likes (it's also just one scar running from temple down through both his lips). He has THEE winter soldier stare of all time which terrifies new recruits but also anyone with a healthy sense of self preservation
He joined the British army at 19 (it was 100% an act of self destruction but now he cant leave bc it's all he knows) he specialized as a sniper and joined the SAS at 22, (was captured and tortured (but did not break) at 23 and took a year to rehabilitate before rejoining), and was hand picked by Price to join TF 141 at ~27 (again my math might be wrong but idc).
At some point during this he leveled up to a Sargent which is his current rank.
Looking at the scary brooding man who speaks very little who WILL snarl at you if you piss him off enough you would not guess it but he is a BIG card game fan HOWEVER do not play w him bc he will CHEAT bc hes also very good at slight of hand (and card tricks!!)
Hes literally just a silly little guy with a tragic background and enough trauma for a fucking large city but he tells silly jokes when he warms up to you (but takes a while) and once you have his trust you will have it for life !! You would kill for you without question !! Hes a coffee snob but in the way he'll turn his nose up at anything that isnt literally the shittiest instant coffee you've ever tasted !!
He also has an idle animation of systematically tensing + relaxing muscle groups which earns him some side eyes but no one has the balls to ask abt it <3
Anyways soap was the first person to gain his trust bc that man is relentless it's not his first rodeo (befriended ghost asap), then price (had worked w him prior a few times so he did have a head start), then gaz, then eventually ghost (if you put two private quiet people in a room together they WILL just sit in silence)
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Heloo can I request a smau where the reader and lando are dating and they always do date nights but its not really a date night cus oscar is always with them everytime lily isnt there and he just becomes their child š thank you thank youu
just us, and your friend steve | lando norris
pairing: lando norris x reader
summary: at first you were annoyed by oscar being at all of your dates, until you started to miss him when he wasnāt.
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yourusername: date night with my boyfriend <3ā¦and his boyfriend!
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user1: oscar the certified 3rd wheel
user2: that picture is so cute
landonorris: i love you :)
yourusername: haha simp
landonorris: oscar give my girlfriend her phone back
yourusername: fine š
yourusername: i love you too lan :D
landonorris: there she is!
user3: man i would KILL to be a third wheel in this relationship
user4: i would be landos boyfriend š
user5: is lando oscarās only friend??
landonorris: yes!
oscarpiastri: itās not nice to lie lando
landonorris: im not lying?
oscarpiastri: i have other friends!
landonorris: ohā¦then why donāt you go hangout with them instead of 3rd wheeling with me and my girlfriend?
oscarpiastri: ā¦
landonorris: thatās what i thought!
yourusername: that was not nice lando.
landonorris: it wasnāt meant to be nice, it was the truth!
yourusername: still, it was mean.
oscarpiastri; yeah lando. it was MEAN.
landonorris: donāt gang up on me??
user6: LMAOO they hang out for one night and they become like this š¤
user7: i need more of this trio
danielricciardo: and why wasnāt i invited?
maxverstappen1: i have the same question?
landonorris: because you guys have other friends! for osc itās just me and yn
oscarpiastri; I HAVE OTHER FRIENDS.
landonorris: shhh, shhh, shhh baby itās okay. itās okay.
yourusername: baby š¤Ø
landonorris: omg it just slipped out
user8: thatāsā¦interesting!
user9: yn and lando are so cute together
user9: and oscar cute too ig?
user10: you guess?? that man is gorgeous
user11: the āā¦and his boyfriendā is TOOO funny. yn i love you
user12: sheās seriously so funny
user13: how can people hate her?
user14: theyāre most definitely just jealous
maxverstappen1: oh but when i want to make a heart shaped pizza with you itās weird?
landonorris: yes!
maxverstappen1: double standard much?
landonorris: sheās my GIRLFRIEND
maxverstappen1: AND WHAT AM I?
user15: i feel like im interrupting something
yourusername: how do you think i feelā¦
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yourusername: paddle and golf with my baby <3 and my baby š„¹
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landonorris: why does he get the cool picture and i get that?
yourusername: i think both pictures summarize you guys perfectly!
landonorris: so heās cool while iām a loser?
yourusername: i didnāt say that butā¦
landonorris: WOW, already favoriting the child. i canāt believe this.
yourusername: my child will ALWAYS come first.
oscarpiastri: :D
user16: we went from āmy bfs bfā to āmy child š„¹ā
user17: WE DID IT GUYS
user18: yn and lando adopting oscar agenda is HAPPENING
charle_leclerc: are you trying to steal my child from me?
yourusername: itās not really stealing if he willingly comes withā¦
charles_leclerc: itās just stockholm syndrome, donāt worry oscar iāll get you away from them soon
oscarpiastri: im actually having lots of fun :)
charles_leclerc: OMG WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM
user19: we got lando and yn adopting oscarā¦but we lost this during
user20: totally worth it
danielricciardo: when is it my time to be adopted?
maxverstappen1: you are a 35 year old grown man.
danielricciardo: š
user21: why is max coming for daniel??
maxverstappen1: iām bored. since APPARENTLY iām not landos paddle partner anymore
landonorris: maxā¦i can explainā¦
maxverstappen1: save it. donāt call me. donāt come by my house. weāre done.
landonorris: i see you watched diary of a wimpy kid
maxverstappen1: i did indeed..
user24: theyāre at it againā¦
user22: max is so funny
user23: i love him
user24: oscar being so quite during all of his is so him coded
user25: heās just enjoying being out and about
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yourusername: vacation with the boyfie <3
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user26: omg lando looks so good
user26: iām going into heat
user26: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
user26: GRRRR
user27: this is the first post in 2 months that doesnāt have oscarā¦
user28: and the crowdā¦cryās?
user29; i canāt be the only one who thought oscar would 100% go with them on vacation
user30: i definitely thought so too!
user31: theyāve literally spend all their extra time together
maxverstappen1: how many times did he belly flop?
yourusername: iāve been swore to secrecy.
user32: sheās so lucky
user33: right? āthe boyfieā IMAGINE BEING ABLE TO CALL LANDO NORRIS YOUR BF??
charles_leclerc: guess whoās with me right now š
landonorris: charlesā¦donāt.
charles_leclerc: hehehe
yourusername: youāre just his rebound. youāll never be me.
charles_leclerc: @/oscarpiatsri what do you think?
oscarpiastri: i still like yn better
charles_leclerc: i bought you ice creamā¦
oscarpiatri: you could never be her š¤·
yourusername; IM COMING HOME FOR YOU OSCAR
landonorris: see what you did charles?
maxverstappen1: how are you holding up?
yourusername: i feel like my hearts been ripped out of my chest. i have no reason to wake up.
maxverstappen1: oh!
user34: max was NOT expecting that answer
user35: if oscar doesnāt get himself over to that damn island soon istg
user36: THATS HER BOY ššš
oscarpiastri: did you find any crabs? :D
yourusername: yes. i will put them in my suitcase and take them with me to show you
user37: so this is crazy!
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yourusername: look who joined us!! my son <3
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user38: THEY REUNITED!!!
maxverstappen1: how did she take it? š¤£
landonorris: she cried.
yourusername: i did not!
landonorris: yeah baby you didā¦
oscarpiastri: yn you know how much i hate agreeing with lando, but yes you did cry
yourusername: I MISSED MY SON, GOD FORBID I CRY??
user39: i get you yn. i really do
user40: omg this is so cute
user41: truly adorable
oscarpiastri: now i can see all the crabs in person :D
yourusername; THATS MY SON EVERYONE
charles_leclerc: he was mine first š„²
yourusername: #getoverit??
landonorris; canāt believe you cried when you saw him
yourusername: i was EMOTIONAL
landonorris: in the four years weāve been dating you have never cried when seeing me
yourusername: i see you all the time! no need to cry!
landonorris: i want you to cry! cry for me!
oscarpiastri: you could never be me ;)
landonorris: i will send you back to australia
yourusername: if you send him back, iām going with him
landonorris: WOW.
user42: we have officially entered the era where yn is choosing oscar over lando
user43: her son > her boyfriend
danielricciardo: does this mean i can hop on a plane and go visit you
landonorris: NO. this is officially a family vacation.
danielricciardo: and iām not family? š
yourusername: youāre that one uncle that you see twice a year and donāt talk to or interact with for the rest of said year.
danielricciardo; yeah that makes sense.
. . .
notes; thank you for requesting!! hope you enjoyed :)
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but mama, i love him źØ oscar piastri smau
oscar piastri x leclerc!reader
the one where oscar's girlfriend has been soft launching their relationship for ages. and he's okay with it, especially if it means he can keep hiding in plain sight from her three overprotective brothers.
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ynleclerc omg omg omg... charles leclerc signed my hat? should i add it to the shrine? give them something to sacrifice?
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username any non-f1 fan would automatically assume ynleclerc is a crazy fan page for charles
username or a charles leclerc hate page... all she does it make fun of her brothers here
username she's offering her signed hat for the tifosi to sacrifice for a CL16 win??? that seems like pure love all around
arthur_leclerc i also signed your hat?
ynleclerc i also do not care? will a hat signed by you get me millions if i sell it for sacrificial purposes?
charles_leclerc what's next? my personal belongings?
ynleclerc is that an offer? if so, oui. i will take what i think will make me the most money next time i'm there, merci <3
scuderiaferrari if it gets us a 1-2 finish, sacrifice everything ynleclerc... please š
username being a Ferrari fan is so satisfying when you remember ynleclerc is an automatic inclusion in everything and anything charles does
username the things i would do to have her as a McLaren fan... she's too beautiful for Ferrari š
oscarpiastri a piastri hat will get you good money in straya btw
username oscar??
oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri 'stop hitting me with the ball on purpose you jerk' was said more times than it should've been, by someone who really just sucks at tennis. had an awesome week back home, time to get back to it šŖ
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logansargeant no wonder you're so worried about getting run over
username the coordinating outfits?? i'm gonna scream, who is she!!!
username what does logan know, tell us your secrets girl logansargeant
username oscar is gonna soft launch this relationship until the end of time. show us her face, you coward!!
ynleclerc did you pay her for all the bruises that tennis ball left?? poor girl
oscarpiastri it's not my fault she's a terrible tennis player, we all know i've offered to pay for a trainer
landonorris so this is why you couldn't come to bali with me š¤Ø
username lando really said i'm the third wheel??
username to be fair i'd probably pick oscar's girlfriend over lando for a week away too
username girly you don't even know who she is!!! she could be the devil
username i wanna be included in oscar's post week home photo dump :(
ynleclerc has posted a story
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oscarpiastri you can call me pookie whenever you want if you're gonna post things like this
ynleclerc i'd call you pookie with or without your permission, mon amour
charles_leclerc who is this
charles_leclerc why won't you tell us who you're dating
charles_leclerc we won't hurt him
charles_leclerc answer my texts
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ynleclerc get you a man who can do both, luckiest woman in the world whenever you're around. mon amour š¤
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username people involved in formula 1 and their obsession with soft launching everything NEEDS to be studied
username at least she posts her boyfriend and he isn't just a small figure in the background of every post (charles this is a direct hate comment)
arthur_leclerc this would have been very lovely if it weren't for the last photo
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ynleclerc suppose it's a good thing you could easily ignore it. cheers :)
pascale.leclerc.355 trĆ©s belle, ma fille š
charles_leclerc maman?
username could you IMAGINE if ynleclerc told pascale but obviously hasn't told her brothers? i can FEEL the outrage
username starting to think this may be a driver, ynleclerc is at every race weekend and ALWAYS makes a post with her mystery man at some point during the week after...
username okay ms sleuth (i think it's lando)
username i'm like 65% sure it's oscar, and 35% positive it's someone that looks a lot like oscar
ynleclerc
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ynleclerc someone exposed us on twitter, so i had to expose us on instagram š®āšØ
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oscarpiastri love you <3
oscarpiastri i will love you even when a ferrari has run me over, of course.
arthur_leclerc is this your way of telling me i was right, without texting me back?
charles_leclerc this must be a joke, non?
pascale.leclerc.355 so very excited to finally be able to invite the both of you for dinner. trĆ©s belle š¤
charles_leclerc maman, you knew?
ynleclerc oscar and i will see you for sunday dinner, maman! <3
tresbelleleclercspam
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ynleclerc live feed of oscar running away from charles in the paddock when he said he 'just wanted to talk, mate'
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charles_leclerc i truly just wanted to talk about the race
charles_leclerc i did not have a speech planned, non
arthur_leclerc i did have a speech planned
lorenzotl i just wanted to welcome him to the family, as a good big brother should
oscarpiastri my apple watch warned me of an overactive heart rate 5 times today. why did you do this to me. why couldn't you have three sisters???
ynleclerc so very sorry, in our next life i'll try to make sure you only have to worry about sisters and not three overprotective brothers
oscarpiastri as long as i get to spend every lifetime with you <3
i actually got a request for something like this ages ago, and finally got around to finishing it. i so hope you all loved it as much as i loved writing it. thank you for all the support!!
i'm not currently taking requests, but if anyone has lil suggestions or prompts please feel free to send them.
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Bossā Daughter Ā» Oscar Piastri
summary: despite being the daughter of mclaren ceo zak brown, f1 has never been an interest of yours. however, oscar is sure that he change your mind
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ynbrown: thought Iād finally come and see what all the papaya hype is about after all these years š§”š§”
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mclarenracing: it was nice to finally welcome you to the mtc yn š§”
username1: how has it taken you this long to go to mclaren š
username2: how does it feel to have the worldās coolest dad??
username3: I hope you see why papaya is all the hype now
zbrownceo: see you in budapest at the weekend?? āļø
ynbrown: @/zbrownceo you mightāve just convinced meā¦
username4: omg I want that jacket asap š¤Æ
landonorris: it was lovely to finally meet you after all these years š
ynbrown: @/landonorris at least I see why dad says youāre such a funny driver now š
username5: not zak singing the praises of his drivers to his daughter
username6: I wanna know what he says about oscar š
username7: secretly wishing that I could also be adopted by the brown family now to meet lando norris
oscarpiastri: donāt tell your dad, but youāre so much funnier than him š¤«
ynbrown: @/oscarpiastri secret is safe with me š¤š¤š¤
username8: I canāt deal with all these interactions ahhh
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ynbrown: turns out f1 is actually pretty cool, first race weekend pendingā¦ā
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username9: I canāt believe youāre actually going to a race š„ŗ
oscarpiastri: thatās a pretty cool hat that youāve got yourself thereā¦
ynbrown: @/oscarpiastri itās amazing what you can find in lost property š
username10: the bossā daughter really doesnāt care lmao š
username11: how has it taken you this long to fall in love with f1??
mclarenracing: dare we say team papaya has got themselves a new fan? š§”
username12: sheās not just gone, sheās up close and personal with it all too š
landonorris: I hope this isnāt your way of saying you prefer osc to me š¤
ynbrown: @/landonorris I could never have favourites š¼
username13: petition for mclaren to bring yn to every race forever starting now!!
username14: I love the fact yn actually has taken the time to get to know oscar and lando too āŗļø
danielricciardo: Iām sure thereās still a number three hat around in that garage if you want to support a proper driver š
ynbrown: @/danielricciardo add one more and youāre talking my kind of driver number š§”
username15: ynās so clued up she knows their driver numbers too š„ŗ
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mclarenracing: oscar handling the pressure of showing the bossā daughter round the paddock like a pro šļøš§”
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username16: why does it feel like this should be titled oscar flirting with the bossā daughter instead š¤
zbrownceo: last time I checked that wasnāt in his schedule for this weekendā¦
username17: not oscar personally offering to show yn around š¤Æ
username18: itās only two photos but they look like they get on well āŗļø
landonorris: just like to point out that I did offer to take yn around for a tour too šš
ynbrown: @/landonorris only one of you came through on your promise though š¤Ø
username19: thatās one way to get yourself a forever contract at mclaren šš»
username20: are we all just gonna ignore the way that yn looks at him š„ŗ
ynbrown: best tour guide ever ššļø
username21: how much do I have to pay to get a personal tour from oscar too? š°
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oscarpiastri: life recently has been pretty zesty š
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username22: whose making you smile that wide mr piastri?
alex_albon: standby ladies and gents as piastri enters his boyfriend era š
username23: has THE oscar piastri finally got himself a girlfriend? šš
charles_leclerc: nice to see youāve listened to the tips your brother gave you š
oscarpiastri: @/charles_leclerc ofc I couldnāt have found a girl without your flirting tips š
username24: not charles taking the credit for setting oscar up š¤¦š»āāļø
danielricciardo: proud dad moment watching my son grow up š¤§
username25: I just want to know whose the lucky girl that gets to go on a date with oscar piastri š
landonorris: so this was your idea of busy when I offered to hang out tonight
oscarpiastri: @/landonorris sorry youāre so far down my list of priorities š¤Ø
username26: secretly itās me sat at the other end of that table btw š
username27: I had not prepared myself for oscar springing a relationship onto us like that š
ynbrown: thatās a pretty stunning beach youāve found yourself at š
oscarpiastri: @/ynbrown wonder who couldāve recommend it to meā¦š¤
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ynusername: perks of being the future ceo means you can get all the dodgy angles of the drivers šš§”
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username28: you cannot tell me that these two people are just friends wtf
zbrownceo: remember the days when you had no interest in f1, now look at you š§”šļø
ynbrown: @/zbrownceo I just pretend to like it to be one of the cool kids š
username29: thank you yn for exposing oscar like this š
username30: the smile of such an unbothered man āŗļøāŗļø
oscarpiastri: Iād get the sack if I showed some of the photos that I have of you ffs
ynbrown: @/oscarpiastri perks of the job š
username31: I canāt imagine you can exactly tell the bossā daughter to go away hahah
landonorris: suddenly I donāt mind being your second favourite mclaren driver if this is how you treat your first š
username32: why am I so invested in these two, they have no idea who I am š
mclarenracing: yn stop stealing admins job pls š«¶š»
username33: I refuse to accept that anything other than a relationship is happening here!!
alex_albon: you might be a candidate for worst boss ever yn!
ynbrown: @/alex_albon itās a title Iāll wear proudly āŗļø
username34: oscar follows yn around everywhere, heās definitely chasing her šš
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f1gossip: several sources have shown oscar piastri getting particularly close to a female in the paddock. whilst our photos do not show a face, several eager eyed fans have been pointing the finger towards ceo zak brownās daughter yn who seems to have struck up quite the friendship with the aussieā¦
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username37: imagine being so hot that you manage to date the bossā daughter
username38: can we just talk about how awesome zak would be as a father in law too please š
username39: oscar, zak and yn is a trio I absolutely need in my life šš»
username40: ngl oscar doesnāt seem to be able to keep his hands off of yn these days
username41: there is no one in this world who actually believes that isnāt yn btw š
username42: clearly whatever charles has been teaching oscar to do has paid off!!
username43: his smile just seems to get bigger and bigger every time theyāre photographed together š„ŗ
username44: Iāve not been this obsessed over two people for such a long time
username45: thank you yn for making our little pookie happy š«¶š»
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oscarpiastri: young driver of the year award with perfect company to finish the evening perfectly š§”š
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charles_leclerc: when do I get to meet my future sister in law??
oscarpiastri: @/charles_leclerc Iām keeping you away for as long as I possibly can š
username46: look at my two favourite people š©·š©·š©·š©·
alex_albon: I mean there was no doubt that you were gonna win tonight anyway š
username47: oscar piastri you scrub up very well sir š„š„
aussiegrit: well done oscar! doing australia proud š¦šŗ
username48: which is the more impressive trophy, yn or the title??
georgerussell63: congrats my friend - looking forward to battling again next year!
ynbrown: could not be prouder of you, your hard work is admirable šš
oscarpiastri: @/ynbrown thanks for being my hot date for the night š„°
username49: oscar has fully converted yn into an f1 fan now š
landonorris: congrats osc, best team mate ever š§”š§”
username50: osc ššššš
username51: mclaren just seems like the most amazing place to work ever
mclarenracing: we are so incredibly proud of you, what an amazing season oscar š§”šļø
oscarpiastri: @/mclarenracing couldnāt have done it without my incredible team!
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username52: turns out lando loves to expose oscar as much as yn does too š
ynbrown: heās not even that scary, you wait until he finds out weāre sleeping together š
username53: Iād love to have been a fly on the wall for that conversation!!
carlossainz55: posts like these always remind me how much nicer my days are without you constantly annoying me anymore
danielricciardo: about time you started bullying a different aussie anyway š
username54: we all know how much zak loves oscar, I bet he was thrilled!
oscarpiastri: thank you for throwing me underneath the bus once again š
username55: can just imagine zak trying his best to be an intimidating dad but heās too soft for oscar š
georgerussell63: youāre the worst team mate ever sometimes hahah
username56: poor baby š
username57: as if yn will let her dad give oscar a hard time anyway!
zbrownceo: stop treating me future son in law like this norris š”
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oscarpiastri: turns out dating the bossā daughter is a pretty cool job after all š§”š„ŗ
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username58: officially my new favourite post in the world š
ynbrown: dating a driver for my dad is a pretty cool thing too btw šš„ŗ
oscarpiastri: @/ynbrown adore you!! š«¶š»
username59: ahhhhh this makes me so happy
maxverstappen1: looking forward to seeing you at mclaren for the rest of your career now š
username60: thank you yn for making the decision to go and visit the mtc all those months ago šš»
pierregasly: mate you must have some serious game to pull the bossā daughter!!
username61: thank you for not leaving us waiting forever and a day for confirmation š
landonorris: well this is just a little bit excitingā¦š„ŗ
username62: still bitter that Iām not the ceoās daughter and dating my favourite driver
carlossainz55: luckily for you your dating the daughter of one of the best bosses in f1 š§”
username63: yn really does have it all now doesnāt she š
charles_leclerc: Iām still waiting to be introduced š
oscarpiastri: @/charles_leclerc keep on waiting š
zbrownceo: Iāve still got my eye on you piastri šš§”
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obsessed | oscar piastri
summary: in which oscar, your boyfriend, is obsessed with franco, your ex
pairing: reader x oscar piastri, reader x ex!franco colapinto
fc: kaia gerber
a/n: overdone concept with a little twistš
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lilymhe how are you this beautiful?š„°
yourusername says the prettiest girl ever
username franco fumbled
username girlie i can treat you better than oscar give me chance
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francolapinto break well spent š¦š· now back to the office
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username first piccc iām deceased
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username y/nās secret account
username plsss leave her alone sheās dating oscar now š
username good luck for the next race!
username bestie youāre cheering for real madrid???
username disappointed but not surprised
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oscarpiastri between races š¦šŗ
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username no need to thirst trap us like this
username since when does this man watch football?
username the same man who ranked it number four out of five over all sports š
username girlfriend effect is full on point
username oscaaaar you want to kill me with the first pic i know š©
username idk why but every time oscar posts iām under the impression heās copying franco in some way
username WHAT š
username these franco fans are crazy
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yourusername dinner is served
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yourusername kika youāre making me blush š¤
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username every time i think y/n canāt get any prettier ā¦
username my god this woman š©
username hottest wag
alexandrasaintmleux ma plus belle š
yourusername you more (in french)
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oscarpiastri back at the office š²šØ
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username aināt no way
username i need oscar to be possessed by sennaās spirit this weekend
username pls not oscar shamelessly copying francoās caption š
username to be fair itās a pretty common caption
username manifesting a podium this weekend šÆ
username oscar x sennaās livery š„¹
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username y/n and oscar flirting in that nonchalant way of theirs š„°
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username omg y/nās attending the grand prix!!!
username finally! she hasnāt been there in a while
username and francoās driving there this weekend too
username do we think sheāll watch him? š
username i meaaan since sheās already there š¤·š½āāļø
landonorris how much money did you lose?
yourusername have some faith in me š
username face card is insane
username omg not franco liking this š
username heās so messy š¤£
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yourusername bebiendo mucha champaƱaš¾
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username y/n bad bunny fan confirmed
username the most beautiful couple
username fan of your relationship š
yourusername š
username y/n always delivering the perfect oscar boyfriend content
username theyāre so good together
username she was so cute looking at him at the podium and oscar was so happy smiling at her the whole time š
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username awww he was so cute as a baby
username happy day to my mother-in-law!
username iām sorry oscar but hello franco š„°
username the cutest fr
username okay you won me over
username the way he hasnāt changed at all š„¹
username lovely!
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username right after francoās post too?
username francoās was a motherās day postā¦
username yeah but the baby pictures ā¦ idk is just ā¦
charles_leclerc i see red has always been your color
mclaren never! š§”
username the cutest babyš„°
yourusername oscar pls šš
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yourusername my boyfriend and his head full of original thoughtsš§”
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landonorris your boyfriend the attention whore*
oscarpiastri hey!
username no way she wrote that caption š
username she knows!!
francisca.cgomes time to get a new hobbieš
yourusername on it!
logansargeant a few jokes here and there never hurt nobody š¤
yourusername š
francolapinto a machine on track too
oscarpiastri thanks matešš½
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ĖĖš¢Ö“ą»š¦¢Ė ā Clingy
Charles Leclerc x Fem!reader x Alexandra Saint Mleux
Summary: Charles and Alex gets so clingy itās adorable
Genre: Short Fluff, Throuple!
Tw: not anything in particular js some grammatical error and mind u this is not profread
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Yn.cult šNYC!! Finally back at homeš
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Bellahadid No invites??
Yn.cult NEXT TIME I PROMISE
Bellahadid You betterš¤Ø
Alexandrasaintmleux Pretty as always ma fille
Yn.cult Stopp, youāre making me blushš¤
Charles_Lecler I think youāre pretty too!
Alexandrasaintmleux i said it first thoš
User1 THE WAY THEYāRE FIGHTING OVER HERšš
User2 Nah cause iād do the same ngl
Ex.bf Staying there too! Maybe we should hang out!
Alexandrasaintmleux yeah no.
Charles_Leclerc Agreed.
User3 he shoot his shot but got rejected twicešš
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User4 How can one person look cute and hot at the same time
User5 itās called the y/n effectāØ
User6 Faxxāš»
User7 Nah who took the first pic?š¤Ø
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Alex pouted, her brows knitted in a frown as she stared blankly at your post; constantly refreshing it to see whether or not you replied to her comment yet.
But every time she does, she gets disappointedānot seeing your reply just makes her grow fonder of your presence.
With a deep sighed, Alex turned off her phone and buried her face in y/nās favorite pillow. The one she uses every time they sleep, the one that has her lingering smell on it, and the one Charles and Alex coddles up whenever they miss you. Which is constantly so they fight about whoever gets it.
Alex stared blankly at the ceiling, her mind was clouded with the thoughts of you. She just misses you so much itās killing her. Literally.
The only reason you were out was because of your job; you love modeling thatās why they couldnāt have the guts to stop you from going. But now they just wished that they stopped you.
āUghhhhhā she sighed, dragging the h along the tone of her boredness. Her voice echoing around the empty room which caught the attention of their boyfriend.
āWhatās the matter, bĆ©bĆ©?ā Charles asked, peeking his head into the doorframe.
Alex lazily dragged her head up to face charles. āEverythingās cool, i just miss her is allā she mumbled, her voice laced with sadness and longing.
Charles smiled emphatically, he knows what itās like to miss youā heās going through that too but heās not taking it as hard like Alex though. Heās trying to act strong for the both of them, i mean someone has to, right?
Alex felt the couch dipped down as Charles sat besides her frame. āShould we call y/n and see whatās sheās up to?ā He asked, rubbing soft circles around her back.
āNoā she replied all muffled due to her head still facing down and resting on your pillow.
She wanted them to call you; to hear your sweet voice. Alex wanted nothing more than that, but then again she doesnāt want to disturb you and ruin your fun.
āLetās just watch a movie and try to get our minds of her, yeah?ā Sighing defeatedly, alex nodded her head and muttered a low āsureā making Charles smile happily.
So thatās what they did, they watched a movie, and ate all the food they could find in the house until they fell asleep.
They woke up the very next dayā saw your recent post and started to miss you like crazy again.
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heyy u take reqs for mha, right? if so, can i request for a monoma x gen neutral reader? reader's in class 1A and is close with all their classmates, but is secretly dating monoma. it's basically the trope 'enemies in public, but lovers in private' but class 1A and class 1B end up finding out about their relationship and lose their minds LMAO
gn! reader
š¬: tysm for requesting!! this was so fun to write HSSIDI hope you enjoy !! <33
š: crack fic kind of??, swearing, written in 2nd pov, monoma is the leader of the sassy man apocalypse, headcanons + a oneshot under the cut :>
being neito monoma's secret lover hcs
during the school festival, neito literally suggested for his class to do a plot where two people would play as secret lovers from different kingdoms that hated each other (he was projecting TEWW MUCH)
one time class 1B was playing truth or dare and he got asked if he was single or not, and this mf said: "my partner goes to a different school! ššš" bc he couldn't think of any other lie
obviously, everyone poked fun at him
"monoma, y'know being single isn't embarrassing, right..?"
"you can tell us the truth, y'know.."
i feel like kendo probably suspected it at one point
since she saw the way monoma kept investigating your classmates about the villain attacks (as a way of finding out if you're okay or not)
and because his insults towards you was like..so much more detailed compared to your other classmates?? like bro knew EVERY little detail about you, even the details that no one in class 1A knew
she brushed it off though, cause you and neito always argued ā there was no way, right? (yes, there was a way)
he claims that class 1A "shines" too much because of you (as a way of hiding the fact that you're the one who he actually pays attention to)
when he approaches class 1A to make fun of them, he actually does it so he can see you (when he sees that you aren't with them, he just scoffs after insulting them, and walks away) (born from the sassy man apocalypse)
your classmates.. i think some of them def knew that you were dating someone, but NOBODY could predict the fact that you'd be dating neito, class 1A's biggest hater, some of your classmates were like "š¤Ø is this a betrayal or.." šš goes the same for class 1B, because as said earlier, his insults toward you were so much more..detailed, they thought he hated you more than the others ā ļøā ļø
they found out when they caught you both dancing together during a U.A high school party
"MY JAW.. WHERE'S MY JAW?" - denki when he found out (one second away from going into his "yay mode")
and u have mina in the corner saying that it's like one of those dramatic secret relationship fanfics (which in this case, it is)
for as long as neito monoma remembered, his heart was full of you. almost like the honey of a beehive, slowly overflowing and dropping to the floor. although, he swears that you're sweeter than honey itself. or, at least, that's how it felt. it started with small, short glances, secret hangouts at a small cafe, texting every day, training with each other, bittersweet confessions, and secret good-luck kisses.
but, for as long as class 1B and class 1A (excluding you) knew, neito and you were enemies, rivals, foes, maybe even nemeses. there was only so much your schoolmates could know, though. U.A's rigid course aided you and your boyfriend in keeping your relationship under warp, people failed to notice the longing stare the blond boy would hold whenever he saw you training with what he described to be "tetsutetsu's twin" from class 1A, the slight tone of pride whenever you'd counter an insult of his with your own words, acting like it wasn't your love language reserved for only each other; sneaking away from your respective dorms to meet each other in the ungodly hours of the night, exchanging sweetened words.
you waited on the bus with your classmates, the vehicle bustling with excited conversations; mina and the girls fangirling over each other's outfits, kaminari asking the "are we there yet?" question every five minutes, iida struggling to keep your classmates quiet, and so on. as you fixed your appearance slightly, you checked the time on your watch, reading that it was now 8:00 PM. however, a certain blond texted you, interrupting your moment of silence.
"darling, we have arrived at the venue. where are you?" monoma texts, with a stunning picture of the venue sent under his text. the dim fairy lights hung around the place, the food table with a chocolate fountain and appetizers, and the chandelier that would highlight the bodies of the people dancing.
just as you finished reading his message, you heard your homeroom teacher state that you guys had arrived. almost immediately, everyone cheered, giggling, and rushed out of the bus, exploring the venue after a few reminders from Mr. Aizawa to not get lost, and to behave. you dusted off your clothing, as you looked around for your boyfriend, neito, before you finally messaged him back.
"i'm at the entrance, neito," and not even five minutes later, you heard the only voice that could make your chest feel warm. neito's.
"hey, pretty," you greet, sending him an awkward wink.
he scoffs, greeting you with a kiss on the cheek. "hello yourself, sweetheart."
"shall we dance?" he asks, pressing a kiss to your knuckles. you give him a nod, as well as a chuckle. he had the tendency to make things as "theatrical" as possible. you were reminded of the time when you guys reenacted an old classical dance on a random rooftop, with no one else around.
a few moments later, the U.A high school party was in full swing, the pulsating beat of the music reverberating through the crowded gymnasium. amidst the sea of bodies, you and your blond boyfriend were drowning in the rhythm, dancing together in the dim atmosphere.
however, the dim atmosphere wasn't enough to hide you and your boyfriend, as well as your secret relationship.
kaminari spat out his drink from a few meters away. he, and mina were hanging out in the food table. "is that (name) and monoma?! the guy that hates us all?!" his jaw drops right after his statement, as he nudged the pink-haired girl beside him. the girl's eyes widen, before she squeals happily, "it's like a forbidden romance! eek!"
in the other side, there was tetsutetsu and kirishima. "yo, that's monoma/(name), your classmate!" they said to each other at the same time, and same speed.
you and neito exchanged a knowing glance, overhearing your classmates' reactions.
"monoma, did you force (name) to dance with you?!" kendo exclaimed, looking at her classmate with furrowed brows, and holding empathy for you. your laugh started off as small snickers, and then to a full-blown laugh, as you fell to your knees, giggling and holding your stomach. in the background was your boyfriend explaining, waving his hands as if to defend himself.
"you and monoma?" mina asks with a grin, behind her, were your classmates, who stopped to hear your answer. flies were about to fly into their mouths, at this rate.
"me and monoma," you replied, chuckling at the whole ordeal.
the situation made the night more entertaining than ever.
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IāD BE THE MAN. | TOM BLYTH
pairing. tom blyth x fem!actress!reader
summary. in which yn receives an unbelievable amount of hate, but she knows that if it were the other way around and she was a guy, they would praise her for being āthe manā
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ynuser tsitp behind the scenes!! š sean and chris thought it was soooo funny to carry me at random times (thanks guys! very steven and conrad of you) š¤Øš¤Ø
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user1 anyone lwk think sheās a slut lol
ā„ user2 no bae youāre so right cus why is she letting 2 different guys carry her when sheās literally dating tom
ā„ user1 LMAOO real shes so ungrateful, if tom was my bf, i wouldnāt be around other guys
ā„ user3 itās literally?? for?? her?? work?? are you guys deluded, hating on successful women is crazy
ā„ user 4 last time I checked, working does not = to whoring yourself with other guys
sean.kauf not our fault youāre easy to carry miss ella fisher
chrisbriney_ fave part of working on set is carrying u and hearing u scream
ā„ user5 EVILLL
user6 the way she isnāt even replying to her cast mates are crazy, wake up! youāre not that famous
ā„ user7 tbosas being #1 for movies says otherwise but ok!
tomblyth YN!!! My sweet, funny, and incredibly talented girl, congratulations for all you have accomplished. Itās been so much fun with you on the set of TBOSAS, and itās been absolutely even more endearing to sit behind the scenes and watch you act for TSITP!! Ella Fisher is my favorite Fisher anyways :ā)
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ynuser TOM!! I love you.
ā„ user8 only 4 words? oh she hates him š
ā„ user9 when you would die for tom blyth to post you but y/n avocot doesnāt gaf when he posts her
ā„ user10 literally not true? iām sure she just doesnāt wanna put everything online, we can all tell that she loves him
rachelzegler you guys are the cutest!
ā„ user11 is yn holding you hostage??
sean.kauf always love having you on set man
ā„ user12 ynās bf vs ynās side guy LOL
ā„ user13 knock it off, i bet tom wouldnāt like his āfansā disrespecting his gf and her cast members
user14 she never posts him istg this is so one sided
user15 sheās lucky sheās pretty cause she canāt act or sing for the life of her
ā„ user16 not even pretty LOLLL
ynuser since everyone thinks iām so ungrateful, TOM!!! Thank you for always being there for me and comforting me when iām sad. Youāre my best friend and the best boyfriend I could ask for. I love you my love.
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user17 LMAOO yn called yāall out!
tomblyth i love you in every universe, the haters are LAMEEE!!
ā„ user18 YOU TELL THEM TOM
VOGUE New Interview And Photo Shoot With New Star Y/N Avocot OUT NOW! The New Actress And Rising Music Star Shares Her Recent Favorite Song ā āThe Manā By Taylor Swift!
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user19 the man by taylor oml sheās going through it
user20 idk how anyone could hate her, sheās so sweet and gorgeous
user21 miserable ppl on the internet after hating on a girl for no reason other than that sheās close to her cast members
ynuser thank you for having me Vogue!
ynuser if i was a man, thenād iād be the man!
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iloveyn PURRR YN I LOVE UUUU
tomblyth hell ya u would
sean.kauf queen i miss u, come back to film szn 2
ā„ bellyconklinsgf WAIT SZN 2???
ā„ sean.kauf oh shit..
ā„ ynuser HAHA SEAN THE DIRECTOR AND JENNY HAN ARE GONBA KILL U
user22 so she replies to sean but not tom?? š¤”
ā„ user23 LET IT GOOOOOO
user24 i love to see successful women not letting haters tear them down
user25 we love you yn!!!
rachelzegler ID BE THE MAAAAANNNN
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eddie x latebloomer, virgin reader (so not self-projecting...) who isn't innocent or typically what people say is "virginal" (because virginity is a construct!) but still gets super nervous about heavy petting/sex because they've never done it before and don't want to be bad or weird and literally just flees at the confrontation
until that ovulation hits and r! is trying so hard to ignore it, squirming on Eddie's couch/bed and he's like š¤Ø you ok? and then it just comes out in a whole word vomit that he's super hot and they're absolutely soaked but don't know what to do and it probably won't be good and they should just go home and eddies like... no big deal, I'll just eat you out, no penetration š¤·š»
and when they do actually have sex later, I know Eddie talks R through it
ty for suggesting this anon! u got me inspired here's a lil blurb. also dedicated to @wdsara48 who asked for more inexperienced!reader content š«”
+18 mdni: Eddieās a bit clueless about the hormone cycle, oral (r receiving), cumming in pants (guess who), ovulation horny (ā¢)
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On second thought, it was probably a really bad call to visit your boyfriend when you were this horny.
Which sounds silly, you know it does- who wouldn't want to visit their hot boyfriend at a time like this?- but you've really been enjoying taking it slow this time around. Eddie is the first boy you've dated who has totally and completely earned your trust when it comes to sex- he's never once pressured you to take your heated make-out sessions any further, pulling back and unwinding himself from you with spit-slick lips every so often to gauge your comfort level.
Is this okay? How are you feeling? Wanna take a break?
So kind. So considerate. So far away, in the kitchen, humming to himself while he fixes dinner, hair loose and curling around the shoulders of his tight Metallica tee. Every time he reaches over to stir the pot of chili on the stove, the lean muscles in his upper back and biceps curl and flex.
Hormones are flushing hot through your body, the couch youāre seated on feeling more and more confining by the second; you cross your legs at the ankle in an attempt to stave off the fidgeting, but when this causes the thick denim of your zippered jeans to press into the ache between your legs you are quick to uncross them again.
Thereās a low-toned buzz thatās taken up residence in your hearing, like all the raging horniness has no place else to go- which is why you donāt hear Eddie the first time he speaks.
Heās standing at the edge of the living room now, hands on hips, one dark brow raised in your direction- āEarth to angel. You with me?ā
āHuh?ā You swallow harshly against the dryness in your throat (contrasted with the excess wetness in other places) and shake your head, slipping your hands underneath your thighs to sit on them and ground yourself a bit. āSorry, I was zoning out. Whatād you say?ā
āI said you seem antsy tonight,ā Eddie repeats, moving in to sit next to you, close enough for your knees to touch. āHad too much coffee or somethinā? Yāknow, you really shouldnāt drink that stuff after noon. Not good for ya.ā
Heās teasing, all smooth movements with an easy grin as he snakes an arm around your shoulders.
The smoke-sweet smell of his cologne floods your senses- musky and heady and this underlayer of something earthy, wild, that you could swear hits on a primal nerve by the way it makes your clit throb.
When you stiffen under Eddieās arm, he reads your signal as one of discomfort, tsking at himself underneath his breath before starting to pull away. āSorry, sweetheart, didnāt mean to make you-ā
āNo!ā Your hand darts out to grab at his over your shoulder, keeping him from leaving, because if the warmth of his body pressed to your side stops you might actually die. āNo, itās not you. I promise. Itās me. Iāmā¦ā
Eddie watches you with mild concern as you flounder, mouth opening and shutting a few times before settling on just the truth- āIām ovulating.ā
He blinks. āUm. Shit. Do you need to go to the doctor? āCuz the main office is definitely closed this time āa night but the ER is for sure open-ā
You bend at the waist, pitching forward with a groan and cutting him off. With hot cheeks buried in your hands, your voice comes out muffled- āDidnāt you take sex ed, like, three times?ā
āSure did. Learned basic anatomy real well.ā His palm has slid to your lower back, your shirt ridden up to expose a stripe of skin that his warm hand now rests on. āHelp me out, princess. Whatās goinā on?ā
With a pounding heart, you manage to sit up, looking down at your hands in your lap as you whisper, āOvulation makes me, like, super horny.ā
At first, you think he didnāt hear you, but after a beat of silence thereās a subtle shift in his posture, spine straightening.
āOh.ā Eddieās hand on you doesnāt move but his other one smoothes down the line of his jean-clad thigh, clearing his throat before asking, āAnd do you wannaā¦ do something about that?ā
Mustering courage, you swivel slightly to look at him- the joking tone from earlier has drained out of his voice, and this is the shyest youāve ever seen him: staring unseeing at his own lap, plucking at the knee of his jeans.
āLike what?ā You ask, matching the same low tone heās just used.
When Eddie looks back at you, thatās when you realize your mistake- his lack of eye contact wasnāt due to shyness. The way heās looking at you now, dark chocolate eyes holding a steady gaze, itās a wonder heās been so restrained this whole time.Ā
āCould eat you out. Only if you wanted, though.ā
You shiver. Visibly.Ā
A slow, half-tilted smile pulls at Eddieās lips; he brings your free hand to his face and kisses your knuckles, then tugs you up with him to stand.
āCāmon. Letās go to the bedroom.ā
Cast in soft lamplight, Eddie closes the door to his room before cupping your face in his hands, cool rings against your cheeks. He kisses you gently, at first, plush lips notching in steady rhythm against yours; when you tug him in closer by his waist and slip your tongue between his teeth, he groans into your mouth.
He pulls away, wet click of your separating mouths loud in the quiet of the room before giving your hip a light tap. āUp on the bed, angel.ā
Youāre quick to comply, crawling backwards on the duvet, lust unfurling in your stomach as you rest half-propped on your elbows.
Eddie divests himself of his shirt in one fluid motion without taking his eyes from you. His pale skin gleams in the low light, silver chain and guitar pick necklace swinging as he moves to hover over you.
āYou okay?ā He asks, dark hair a curtain around both your faces as his bare torso presses against your clothed one.Ā
When you nod, he ducks to kiss you again before sliding a hand up your shirt. āGood. āCuz I donāt think I could stop even if I wanted to.ā
You know heās mostly joking- you and him have a safeword, and heās always attentive to your body signals- but the pure desire that heās kissing and touching you with is indicative of a boy whoās waited too long to be able to have you like this.
Eddie laps at your mouth, tongue twining with yours as his hand squeezes and molds the fat of your breast through your bra as both your nipples stiffen in response. When his knee slots between your thighs, you moan, hips jolting up to chase the friction.
āCan Iā¦ā youāre panting, forehead crushed to Eddieās as you search for the words. āI want your mouth, on me- please.ā
Youāre rarely ever so communicative, usually hidden away behind a wall of reservations that are totally melted away now. Eddie makes a noise like heās been punched, sucks at a spot behind your ear that causes your hips to rock forward again, then says, āYeah, sweetheart, yeah. You can have my mouth. Fuck.ā
While he kisses down the slope of your neck, between your clothed breasts, your bare stomach where your shirtās been rucked up, heās muttering (to himself, to you, hard to say): āāCourse you can have my mouth. Have it wherever you want it. Christ. Shouldāa asked for it sooner. Give you anything you want.ā
Eddie pops the button on your jeans and you lift your hips so he can pull them completely off your body; when he sees the wet patch of arousal darkening your baby blue underwear he chokes out another curse before working the fabric down your hips and tossing them to the ground.
āGonna let me taste you, baby?ā he asks, stretching his lower half out on the mattress and pulling your legs over his shoulders, his mouth inches from your soaked core. Eddie looks up at you, face bracketed by your thighs, pupils blown out with desire, waiting for your go-ahead.
āPlease,ā you murmur, stretching out a hand to pet at the crown of his head.
His eyes flutter shut for a moment with your touch; when he presses a kiss to the top of your cunt, your hand tightens in his hair, his resulting hum of encouragement vibrating against your clit.
Eddie flattens his tongue and licks a wide stripe up your folds, spreading the wetness from your leaking hole up to mouth sloppily at your clit; when he sucks the bundle of nerves into his mouth, your elbow supporting your half-propped frame gives out and you pitch back against the covers.
āThere- ah- shit, there, Eddieā¦ā you sound wrecked already, voice husked with the strain of holding back whines. Normally, youād be so in your head about the exposing condition youāre in, but at this point youāre too wound up to care, Eddieās tongue against the beating heart of you coaxing that tightness in your stomach closer and closer to snapping.
His nails bite in where his hands span the width of your thighs, holding you against his mouth even as your legs tremble and hips twist jerkily with each sweep of his tongue; Eddie gives one last suck to your clit then follows the line of your cunt down, down with his tongue to prod at your sodden entrance.
When his tongue slides into you with a wet squelch, obscenely loud in the otherwise quiet room, you both moan in tandem- your hand in his hair tightens to near-brutal, and the bed underneath you both tremors with the jolt of Eddieās hips rutting into the mattress.
He sets a steady pace with his tongue, fucking it in and out of you as his nose nudges against your clit. That coil in your stomach is starting to make all your muscles tense up, your thighs locking Eddie in place (who seems to only be spurred on with each constriction of your body).
āGonna come?ā The lower half of his face is coated in your slick as he takes a brief pause to kiss at your inner thigh, one hand coming to rest on your tummy, pinning you down. āCāmon, baby. Let me see it.ā
Your body obeys, tension snapping as his mouth returns to your cunt, a high whine of āEddie Eddie Eddieā that you donāt bother to hide this time loosening from your throat as everything around you bursts and crashes into orgasm.
Toes curling against Eddieās lower back, cunt spasming around his tongue, Eddie fucks you through it and then some, his own hips mindlessly grinding down as your release triggers his own, spilling warm into his boxers while your high spirals out.
When the spams of your pleasure turn over into aftershocks, Eddie comes up for air, pressing one last kiss to your overstimulated cunt before crawling up your body to lie on top with his head in the crook of your neck.
āFuck,ā you say aloud to the ceiling, breathless, arms automatically encircling the boy. āHoly shit.ā
āIāll say.ā Eddieās breath cools over the sticky patch he kissed into your skin, his mouth still wet with your release. He gathers enough energy to plant his elbows on either side of your head, looking down at you, suddenly serious. āSo umā¦ how often do you get ovi- ovelā¦ like this? Once a year or somethinā?ā
The laugh shakes out of your chest before you can stop it; you reach up to tuck Eddieās curls behind his ears, your previous bashfulness having been tongue-fucked out of you.
āEddie Munson, do I have news for you.ā
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summary: in which you make jungkookās world spin and you tend toā¦ make him a little too dizzy.
> idol!jungkook x reader / est. relationship, fluff, angst / word count: 7k
> content/warnings: yea shirtless jungkook should be a warningā¦ one (1) spank then he kisses it better, also gives a kiss to that lil bow on ocās undies >:( + a flashback of oc crying and him getting stressed out bcs oc is a careless brat fr
> in which masterlist!
note: hehe iām here <3 this drabble is basically just oc in a mood and jungkook being the sweetest bf ever š¤Ø idk how it got this long either heh it didnāt feel that way at all while i wrote-edited? but i hope u enjoy and iād love to hear ur thoughts š„ŗ reblogs/feedback are appreciated !! <3
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āoh my god- fuck!ā
you cover your mouth in shock, squeezing your eyes shut and flinching at the ear-splitting sound that bounces off the walls of the apartment.
jungkook is rendered frozen, eyebrows furrowed and jaw slacked, staring down at his shirt largely stained by the chocolate milk you were walking around with after brunch.
ādamnā¦ā
his eyes are irritable when they communicate with yours.
ābaby! really? did it have to be the white one?ā
but seconds later, they become worried and calculating ā wandering all over the tiled floor, and then your bare feet infront of his slides-clad ones, surrounded by shattered pieces of ceramic.
the collateral damage. an unforeseen tragedy.
suffice to say, jungkook woke up this morning blissfully unaware of the turbulent storm threatening to make a playground out of your mind. itās craving to feed destruction, and here he is living with you under the same roof, an unfortunate casualty from your antics.
the hand-painted mug, wet from the condensation, slipped away from your hands when you accidentally collided with his tough build at the intersection of the living room and the kitchen. thisā¦ wasnāt part of the plan. the plan was a little spill and this is a landslide.
āthat was expensive too.ā you utter wistfully, chest deflating as you release an exasperated breath. āsorry. iāll clean up everything. just stay there and iāll- when did i last see the broom-ā
his doe eyes grow two times its size when you start looking around the apartment in search of the broom, and perhaps something you can use to pat yourself and jungkook dry, causing your feet to unconsciously shift on the treacherous ground.
āba-baby! donāt move! youāre going to hurt yourself. are you crazy?ā he interrupts you with a hiss, voice stern as his hands curl around your arms to hold you steady. āitās okay. this is nothing, iām not madā¦ just stay still, understand?ā
you nod slowly as he lets go, eyebrows knitting together to convey confusion when he starts pulling his shirt over his head, revealing miles of bare skin and planes of defined muscles on a perfect silhouette. perfect because itās jungkook.
alrightā¦ to see him half-naked wasnāt one of your intentions, but youāre definitely not one to complain.
ātsk, i think i need to shower again.ā
figuring that the internet has a solution to every problem one could think of, jungkook has decided to accept the horror that has happened to his shirt. what was it again? salt? vinegar? baking soda? powder? fuck it, heāll search for it later.
he throws caution to the wind by using it to wipe his damp torso, brushing it over his tan skin glistening with a sheen of the liquid that you wittingly spilled. he winces at the uncomfortable stickiness that could be felt across his stomach, but he canāt help but to laugh when he sees how it further accentuated his abs.
and if only you were in a chipper mood today, you would be laughing along with him. wouldāve taken over cleaning him up, apologized with a kiss on his waist. too bad youāre not.
eventually, he gives up on erasing on the feeling, proceeding to fold the shirt in halves.
āwhat are you doing?ā you snap, putting on a guise of harsher irritation over your dreamy stares at your boyfriendās glorious physique. āare we just supposed to stand here forever like idiots?ā
āwhat is this? why are you so grumpy today?ā he questions with a frown, patting your cheek with the soft cottony fabric because the splash managed to reach your face unbeknownst to you.
and then he bends down to place the folded shirt infront of your feet, looking up to you with his galaxy-filled eyes to say, āhere- come on. stand here while i clean up.ā
you stand isolated on the safe zone he created, childishly pouting with your arms crossed over chest as you wait for him to pick up your slippers in the bedroom.
the simple answer to jungkookās question is youāre bored and in a bad mood. the more complex answer would be you came up with a one-man game you can only win if you successfully piss your boyfriend off, but youāre too scared to pull off anything that will legitimately make him upset with you.
because the last time you made him angry, it hasnāt beenā¦ that long ago. heās been keeping a closer eye on you since then, and youāve been trying to be good. keyword being trying. after all, you did lost his car keyā¦ at a beach three hours away from home. you searched the entire shore ā retraced your steps, made your knees and palms bleed digging through the rocky sand, curled up by the waves to wallow in self-blame and the smell of salt-air defeat. you were nearly in tears as you listened to the call ring for what felt like an eternity, unsure if he already wrapped up the company meeting he mentioned to you the day before.
you still remember the desperate words you greeted him with instead of āhelloā.
ābabe, promise me you wonāt be mad.ā
ā
ā____, you didnāt even tell me you were coming here! care to explain that to me first? huh?ā
your name, and not ābabyā? heavens above have mercy; youāre fucked.
jungkook presses the heels of his palms over his eyes to alleviate the dull throbbing of his head, breathing heavily to compose himself, but he canāt disguise the frustration deeply embedded in his voice.
āyou scared me!ā
not yelling, but tone evidently very upset with you. somehow, that makes you feel worse.
āi had to make up an excuse infront of everyone and drive here fast. i was so worried of you being here all alone when it gets dark!ā
āitās your car so i thought i had to let you know right away. iām sorry.ā you chew at your bottom lip anxiously, eyes brimming with tears as you barely muster up the courage to observe how heās handling this.
your heart pounds louder in your chest when he finally looks down at you, guilty and gloomy, sat on a wooden bench painted yellow. it drops to your stomach when you see the sullen expression painting his face a light shade of red.
āwhere did you lose it?ā
you open your mouth, but no words come out. you can only manage to point at the shore with your disoriented eyes, and he traces the direction with his. the majestic orange sky where the sun descends below the horizon fails to be recognized by your foggy, distracted minds.
itās silent for a few beats, then he huffs, breathing out a sarcastic chuckle before burying his face in hands.
ābaby, please. please. are you sure youāre not pranking me right now?ā
āno! do you think iād joke like this? i really tried my best to find it!ā you sniffle, roughly wiping away the lone tear that escapes your eye. youāre almost too humiliated to continue talking, volume falling a few notches above a whisper. ābut the waves were getting stronger.ā
he vehemently shakes his head, rendered speechless and stuttering, malfunctioning. he doesnāt think he has ever imagined this type of scenario before. āthis is crazy. reallyā¦ this is unbelievableā¦ how did this even happen?ā
he exhales loudly before removing his hands, revealing a calmer exterior. be that as it may, his skin is more flushed, all the way to his ears and down to his neck, where his veins have become noticeably prominent.
āi mean, what else can we do about it? iāll request for a new one.ā
ābut are we just going to leave the car here?ā
ādid you leave anything in there?ā
āi left my bag, butā¦ā you pat the pockets of your skirt to check if your valuables didnāt meet the same fate as the car key. āi brought my phone and wallet with me.ā
he nods. āthen iāll call a towing service.ā
you pout.
āitās such a bother.ā
feeling exhausted after burning a concerning amount of energy in search of the missing item, you stand on wobbly feet to loop your arms around his waist.
maybe itās to coax him into forgiving you. maybe itās to make yourself feel better, nuzzle your face on his chest to drive away the anxiety weighing on your shoulders. but as itās being lifted off, so is the barrier withholding your salty tears.
āiām so careless. iām sorry. iām sorry. i shouldāve drove my car instead.ā
āye- no, thatās notā¦ā he cuts himself off with a sigh.
he puts an arm around you, pushing his hair back and repeatedly carding his fingers through it out of habit.
āseriously, babyā¦ you stress me out so much, do you know that? youāre always wandering around places youāre not familiar withā¦ this is secluded. itās dangerous. you could get hurt if you bump into the wrong peopleā¦ really, iām just relieved itās not yourself that you lost this time!ā
the recollection of old flashbacks playing in his mind like a movie reel elicits a throaty chuckle from him, low and rough, the vibrations of his chest rudely awakening the butterflies in your stomach.
āyou couldnāt even send me a text. you didnāt turn on your location. i wouldāve lost my fucking mind againā¦ did you even thought of that? or is that what you wanted, huh? baby? you enjoy driving me crazy like this?ā
and the confession tucked inside his scolding obliterates any coherent thoughts in your head, causing you to lose control of your whirlwind of emotions.
āthis isnāt fair. you said you wonāt be mad.ā you wail out in response, tears fiercely leaking from your eyes akin to a rainstorm. āi didnāt know this would happen!ā
he clicks his tongue, gingerly caressing your wet cheeks with his thumb, then with the rest of his fingers, and the paw of his jacket, because the streams just seem to have no plans of ceasing. his wide eyes worriedly scans your tear-stained face, heart squeezed painfully by the restrained sobs forcefully ripping themselves from your throat.
āshhh, shh. donāt cry- donāt cry. iām not mad, i was just worried about you.ā
ājungkook, youāre lying.ā you whine. ādonāt lie to me. i donāt like it.ā
he slowly blinks at you, head hanging low as to compose his thoughts before he reconnects with your eyes. a faint smile tugs at the corners of his lips before his tongue unconsciously sweeps over them, its tip catching the silver ring piercing through his skin to play with it.
a moment of silence, thick with restlessness and anticipation, harder to breathe with the unique smell of the salt-air entering and leaving your lungs.
you feel small under his stoic gaze. you want to sit back down and cry harder.
your boyfriend is mad. your boyfriend is infuriatingly hot even when heās disappointed in you. you need to dig a hole in the sand and live there forever. after everything, these are the only thoughts left running in your head.
āokay, fine. you lost the key of our car in the ocean, ____. but what if someone already found it by chance?ā he cocks his head to the side, briefly peering at the road behind you.
he knows that itās no use. even if he does see the white jeep wheeling by, is he supposed to assume that he can outrun it by some heaven-granted miracle?
āwhat then? hmā¦? what else can we do? i guess it could be getting stolen right now and we donāt even know. you parked so far away.ā
god, please, not your favorite car.
āitās not only the car. i still have important documents left in the compartment too.ā this only dawns on him now, judging by the look of distress written on his face. he suddenly slaps his thigh, and you flinch a little. āfuck! i shouldāve cleaned sooner!ā
āthen you are mad.ā you arrive at a conclusion, chin wobbling as you sniffle. āabout a lot of things.ā
you resist the urge to stomp your feet. you want to throw a tantrum so bad. tell him that he shouldnāt be keeping such things in the car in the first place, that he owns a safe for fuckās sake, but you know you canāt get away with shifting the blame because you messed up horribly in comparison.
āi get it. iām sorryā¦ i take full responsibility this time.ā
āshit, baby.ā he deeply sighs.
it becomes quiet again. he just looks at your face with knitted eyebrows, not saying anything more, and you try your best to cut off your crying, not to act conscious, but your eyes still fall on the sand. they stay there for a few beats to avoid the intensity of his gaze.
he almost sounds pained when he finally speaks. āhow can i stay mad at you when youāre crying?ā
he tilts up your chin, and your glassy eyes, sparkling with a new wave of tears, look at him beseechingly.
the setting sun. an eternal witness to a brand new day of humans being humans. it kisses your skin with its golden light, bathing your figure to radiate an angelic glow that drives him to consider once more that you could just be an enchanting character across dreams and the year is still 2017.
you sniffle again, brushing off his hand. sometimes you despise that jungkook brings out messiest, most unstable side of you. you know that he practically signed up for this, and he will always love you the same, love you even more. but that doesnāt take away the fact that youāre so embarrassed.
ābut iām not crying just to make you feel bad, if thatās what youāre thinking.ā
āyah, that wasnāt what i meant?ā he frowns, eyes softening at your reply. āof course. i know that.ā
the cracks in your voice, he seals with a soft kiss on your lips, tender and swollen caused by the onslaught of your sharp teeth.
āanyway, i can take care of replacing it. i mean, itās not like it can get stolen just like that, rightā¦?ā
he sounds rather nervous convincing the both of you.
ābut iām most worried about you. i can lose everything but you.ā his tattooed arm pulls you closer, casting aside the tension by leaving not even an inch of space between your bodies. he tenderly rubs your back to console you, and another kiss is granted to your temple, his soothing voice slightly muffled as his lips stay glued to you. ādid i make you cry? iām sorry, baby, iām sorryā¦ itās okay. things like this can happen.ā
āno, iām sorry.ā you aggressively shake your head and he carries on with wiping your cheeks, the back of his hand brushing off the tears that drip across your chin. he dries his hand on the hem of his jacket only to get it wet all over again.
āletās just learn from this and move on. promise me that youāll be more careful next time, okay? you can do that, right?ā
jungkook does scold you every now and then, but although you stress him out, he would hate it if heās not the first person you call when youāre in trouble. he would hate it if you act nonchalant and secretly cry when youāre hurt. but most of all, he canāt imagine a life in which you donāt make his world spin, much as he tends to get too dizzy at times.
your defiant hum makes his tense shoulders drop in disappointment.
āthere should be a bus stop somewhere, iāll just go home on my own. i donāt want to keep stressing you out.ā
you will yourself to break free from his embrace, dragging yourself away to leave behind a trail of footprints in the sand, and he knows heāll be running after you today, too.
āoh? you better stop right there!ā he warns with a hand over his hip.
you become smaller and smaller in his eyes with every tick of the clock, much like how the sun is gradually getting swallowed by the ocean.
āiāll get angry for real if you disappear from my sight. really, iām not joking!ā
angry? what a joke. you know that heād cry blood searching for you if you get lost.
āoh? youāre really not going to stop?!ā
jungkookās voice fall on deaf ears, except that of the dog leashed to a tree that stands infront of a humble home. it seethingly barks at him from many meters away.
āfucking shit. i need alcohol.ā he chuckles to himself, rubbing his tired eyes. ā____, i swear, youāre getting too stubborn these days. what should i do with you?ā
but youāre too far away to hear him, and so, he answers himself.
āeh, it is what it is.ā
the wind blows with a quiet whistle, deadly as it fuels the roaring waves.
āAH! nuh-uh!ā he exclaims, jaw dropping in alarm when he sees an urgent reason to chase after you, putting those leg days at the gym to good use.
you jump, a squeak leaving your mouth when out of nowhere, a solicitous palm smooths over your behind, sliding down to the back of your thighs to hold down your rippling skirt.
but youāre determined to be unyielding, eyes shooting daggers at jungkook. āleave me alone. i can do it myself.ā
ābaby, isnāt that a little rude? is that how you say āthank youā?ā
āthank you. now letās go our separate ways.ā
and just like that, youāre walking away again.
āshit.ā he curses quietly through gritted teeth, pulling at his hair. ābabe, please come backā¦ iām sorry! i didnāt mean that!ā
ā
ājungkook! how many times do i need to tell you to turn off faucet properly?!ā
youāre hot on jungkookās tail as he makes his way to the laundry room beside the kitchen, carrying a laundry basket over his hip. heās still shirtless, only clad in a different pair of shorts after a quick shower.
āthe bathroom sink was close to overflowing! again!ā
āi know what youāre doing.ā
āwhat? what am i doing?ā
the basket touches the ground, standing beside the dryer, and then he turns to face you, eyebrows shooting up. āpicking a fight with me wonāt work today.ā
āwhy?ā your tone borders on a whine.
āwhat do you mean āwhyā?ā he laughs in jest. āwhy? why do you want to fight with me so bad?ā
āi donāt know.ā you exhale loudly, rolling your eyes and shrugging. ājust because!ā
āwell, thatās not very convincing, is it?ā he teases you with a grin, proceeding to open the dryer to dump the fresh laundry in the basket. the clothes you wore in the past week once again soaked up the sweet, floral scent the people around you distinctly recognizes to be your own and jungkookās.
āi know, but iām done playing now. youāre not hearing me.ā you close your eyes in frustration, recounting the other times you had to say these exact words. āyouāre going to flood our house.ā
āokay, okay. i wonāt forget to double-check it from now on. i promise.ā
āsure, thatās what you also said last time.ā you indignantly scoff, crossing your arms over your chest. āiām not turning it off for you anymore. if we get flooded, iām leaving you. iām moving out.ā
your threat puts a halt to his movements for a split second before heās adorably replying in a sing-song voice. āthen iām going with you.ā
āno, youāre not.ā
and it doesnāt come as a shock to you that jungkook doesnāt take ānoā for an answer.
āhuh! good luck trying to stop me.ā he slams the door of the dryer shut, standing up straight. āitās not easy getting rid of me. you know that.ā
he walks to the middle of the room to get a good view of you at the entrance. with the other resting on his hip, he lies his palm flat over the counter, outstretched arm cascading with varied colors of ink in sharp lines and swirling curves.
fuck, he has to know what heās doing ā flexing his muscles like that, not playing fair.
āaigoo, look at you glaring at me. you want to fight?ā
and youād feel intimidated by his challenging stare, the quirk of his eyebrow, his teeth sinking on his bottom lipā¦ only if he didnāt blink to rake a stare over your body, lingering on your smooth legs that couldnāt be covered by your mere underwear. only if they didnāt flicker back to your face, and only if he didnāt smirk like a lovesick fool.
āso cute.ā he chuckles. āyouāre totally my type.ā
āshut up.ā you roll your eyes at the random compliment. āi know, i already get that a lot.ā
his smile then fades, not so thrilled with the reminder that itās so easy to fall in love with you, and therefore anyone would die to take his place. he knows that they hover around you like moths to a flame when heās not there. well, he really canāt blame them, can he? youāre so fucking attractive.
āwhat does that meanā¦? who else is saying it, huh? tell me. i think i have a few guesses.ā
ādoes it matter?ā you stare at him blankly, which then turns into a piercing glare. ājungkook! i was just talking about you not paying enough attention. look at you proving me right!ā
the stomp of your feet on the floor tells him that youāve reached a level of frustration near to inducing a flood of tears.
oh, he truly got called out, huh?
āiām sorry- iām sorry. i admit that. iām sorry, my love. i was just joking around. iām listening well now.ā he winces guiltily, beckoning you to be where he is. ācome here then.ā
āi donāt want to.ā you stay rooted in your spot. āwho do you think you are?ā
ām-meā¦? iām your boyfriend. boyfriend!ā he points at himself, index finger repeatedly poking his bare chest to emphasize his point. his arm then drops to his side. his doe eyes widen as he breathes out a sigh of disbelief. āoh, iām really getting upset now?ā
you bite back a smile. the sweet taste of victory.
you canāt be the only one, can you?
āaish, i see youāre having your way again.ā he chuckles, taking it upon himself to cross the distance between you. his hands find purchase on the curves of your waist, and every nerve in your body turns into a live wire. āletās just go out today. do you want to practice boxing at the gym with me?ā
didnāt he just watch you do arms day this morning? does he think you have the same stamina as him? you make a face of disapproval and shake your head.
āshall we go to a rage room again then? break more stuff?ā he playfully sticks his tongue out, and you glare once more.
for the record, you loved that mug.
āboring.ā
āand fighting with me is fun?ā
you purse your lips into a thin line. āwell, itās not boring.ā
āof course.ā he laughs, softly squeezing your waist, pads of his thumbs mindlessly tracing shapes over the fabric of your top.
all of a sudden, heās tugging you closer to envelope you in his embrace, voice slightly muffled as he sweetly talks. āare you mad at me for real? iām sorry. sorry, sorry, sorry. sorry. iāll really be more mindful of the things you remind me about, i swearā¦ i donāt like fighting. it breaks my heart when you cry.ā
what is this five foot ten man with bulging biceps, tattoo sleeve, and piercings doing here in the crook of your neck ā affectionately nuzzling his face on your skin and telling you in a baby voice that he doesnāt like fighting?
you donāt know, but you feel good.
and his bare body is so comfortingly soft and warm.
he draws back for a kiss but his nose and lips only graze your cheek when you turn away, and you donāt see the sadness that flashes across his face.
āso what iām hearing isā¦ you donāt like fighting with me because iām too sensitive? is that the truth?ā
āno!ā he perks up to interject without hesitation, shaking his head. ābut i donāt think thatās a bad thing anywayā¦ being sensitive.ā
but you admit being a crybaby. you cry when youāre angry.
thatās when jungkook distinguishes the glint of mischief swimming in your irises. he feels dizzy after having his heart drop to his stomach.
āno. no, no.ā
his mirthful grin returns, revealing his perfect set of teeth.
āahh, iām stressed!ā he closes his eyes, throwing his head back, chest puffing up when he breathes in then out. āi knew it. no, iām not falling for this trap!ā
then he flees the room carrying the laundry basket, leaving you doubled over and covering your mouth to silence your giggles of amusement.
āiām hanging the laundry now!ā
āhow dare you walk away from me?!ā
āyou canāt follow me!ā
āiām not.ā you scoff, purposely bumping your hips against his. āiāll vacuum the living room.ā
ā
āwhere are you going? gym?ā you genuinely begin to sulk, watching your boyfriend slide into a baggy pair of bleached denim pants. āare you leaving me here?ā
he avoids your inquiring eyes, ignoring you as he pulls up his zipper and does the button. you pout when he walks further away to pull out a black shirt from the clothing rack.
āis that it? are you tired of me already?ā
he tosses its hanger in the basket where you discard the empty ones before wearing the final piece of clothing, covering himself fully for the first time today.
you sigh, feeling dejected. āyou donāt love me anymore?ā
and jungkook needs to physically restrain himself so he wonāt grab your face and say āi love youā over and over again until he runs out of breath.
you leave the closet to follow him to the bedroom, where he sits on the edge of the mattress to put on his socks.
you stand by him, patience quickly running thin. āhello?ā
he brushes away the non-existent dirt on the left sock before switching his legs to put on the right one.
ādid i turn invisible?ā
your eyebrows furrow in disappointment. this isnāt how fighting works. you need a reaction at the very least.
you tug at the sleeve of his shirt, starting to get annoyed, already planning your exit if he continues this act. āyouāre hurting my feelings. youāre not even going to look at me?ā
he mumbles, and you almost fail to piece his phrase together. ācanāt, youāre too pretty.ā
his big brown eyes faintly glimmer with hope when he looks up at you, puckering his rose-tinted lips and making kissing sounds.
your sweet and clingy boyfriend, heās making this too difficult.
a tsunami of affection washes over you, and it becomes impossible for you not to crack at his cheekiness then. ājungkook, youāre impossible!ā
atleast he tried to shoot his shot.
ātsk, see? i thought so!ā he grumbles, snapping the elastic band on his ankle. ājust want one kiss.ā
he disappears into the closet again.
he returns not a minute later, unceremoniously placing a white bucket hat on your head before tugging it down to obstruct your vision.
āhey!ā
you hastily take it off, scowling at your laughing boyfriend who turns out to be already wearing a black bucket hat of his own.
āyouāre bored, arenāt you? letās go out, have some sun.ā
āno.ā
you reply exactly as your boyfriend predicted you would.
jungkook captures your wrist to slip his credit card on your palm, folding your fingers over it, but they arenāt enough to hide the black rectangular thing you can use to buy the world with if you wanted to. your amusement spills out as giggles, brighter as he pushes your hand to your chest so you have no other choice but to accept it.
he scrunches his nose, face only inches away from yours as he persuades you with his natural charm. āwhat if we go shopping, hmm?ā
āthanks babe, but i canāt think of anything i want right now.ā you sniffle with teary eyes, flipping the card and holding it between your longest fingers as muscle memory takes control.
āthen just keep it incase you see something you want.ā
he kneels on the floor out of the blue, and you eye him curiously, your fingers automatically tangling with his silky locks before making a loose fist.
āhere, put some pants on. hurry-ā he presents your pair of faded gray cargo pants.
you tug at his hair lightly, which prompts him to lift his head. you scrunch your nose cutely, giggling. āiām spoiled.ā
āey, so what if you are?ā he brushes off your observation with his satoori accent, blithe tone listing down reasons. āi love you. i worked hard so i can do these things for you. we moved in together so we can take care of each other.ā
and you want to cry. you truly do. your face began to feel warm after he said that he loves you, but the tears never make it past your lash line when his big palm lands a loud smack on your ass, skin-to skin.
ābut i do think that you are a brat. does that count for something?ā
it catches you by surprise, and a scandalized gasp escapes your mouth as you feel the sting spreading across your skin.
āshut up! give that to me.ā you roll your eyes, stealing the pants from his grasp.
āsee, thatās what iām talking about.ā he chuckles lightheartedly. āget dressed then.ā
his fingers dig in the soft flesh of your thighs when he pulls you closer to kiss the tiny little ribbon on your underwear, heart-shaped lips pressed to you so firmly you can trace their outline bleeding through the thin fabric and onto your skin. āmmm-mwah!ā
and then you feel them there next, where it still hurts, a softer kiss in comparison to soothe the sting he left behind.
your heart is beating so loud you can feel it in your throat, feeble knees nearly giving away to crash and break.
who does that so casually? who the hell does that?
oh, rightā¦ jungkook. of course.
you raise the white flag today.
perhaps he will flood the apartment tomorrow, and you can stay angry longer then.
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āwhatās taking him so long?ā you mutter absentmindedly to yourself, lost eyes scanning the park in hopes of getting a glimpse of your boyfriend and his classic jungkook outfit, but heās still nowhere to be seen.
your sour mood makes a reappearance.
to your credit, taking you out and then asking you to wait here without telling you where heās going is rude, and youāre lonely and jealous of the couples around you having a picnic. not to mention that the clouds have uncovered the sun and youāre burning.
this scene also leads your brain to wander to those cliche flashbacks in a film or a show where a parent lies to their child that theyāll come back, and then they doesnāt. itās always, always at some sort of park.
oh, for fuckās sake, why are you wasting your time giving this a lot of thought?
too bored and antsy to sit still, you finally decide to text jungkook.
to: my baby love
i'm gonna look for food. do you want anything?
orrr is that what you're away buying š„
WHERE ARE YOU
why didn't you just take me with youuuu
?
please me lonely :(
[sent 1 photo]
a black cat !! is sleeping on my shoes!! š
i miss you :(
are you almost done
i hate u
whatever i'm going. call if you still remember that you're someone's bf i guess.
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jungkook crosses the street like an excited puppy, long pretty hair bouncing as he practically skips his way to the area where he left you to wait.
only to be greeted by a complete stranger.
his radiant beam fades into a hue of confusion.
the bench is now occupied by a woman chugging an energy drink after running laps around the park.
they lock eyes for a split second. he averts his befuddled stare to pretend that nothing happened, walking past her with a bouquet of sunflowers until he settles down two benches away.
he wears his bucket hat again only for him to throw it aside with a sigh, messing with his hair to release his frustration. of course you left. he can only snort to himself while he reads the last message you sent. youāre so cute. he knows youāve never been keen on having to wait, but he didnāt expect himself to take so long either.
not wanting you to be upset with him another second longer, he instantly decides to call you.
his forehead creases when his phone vibrates, informing him that he typed an incorrect password. he tries again, slow and deliberate, only for the same thing to happen, and he begins to feel nervous.
what the fuck?
okay, calm down, JK. one more time.
he freezes as the same words flash on the screen. his tongue pokes the inside of his cheek as he feels the irritation bubbling up inside of him.
āwhy is it like thisā¦? whatās your problem? what am i touching wrong?ā
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you return to the park more carefree than before. since jungkook is god knows where, you decided to have a picnic on your own. you had to buy a new picnic blanket, though. you canāt get the one in the car because he has the key. but just to be petty, you hope that he figured it out from the text notifications he got when you used his card.
oh, there he is looking angrily at his phone.
you halt on your tracks, instantly pulling the brakes on your feet when you recognize your boyfriend from your peripheral vision. you slowly chew the remaining tteokbokki in your mouth.
heās holding his phoneā¦ and he hasnāt called you yet?
āwow, did you seriously forgot about me?ā
upon hearing your familiar voice, jungkookās features soften, not having to squint at the sunlight either because youāve kindly blocked it with your back.
āwhere did you even go? i didnāt see you!ā
the password-protected device thatās been giving him a headache for the past ten minutes is abandoned in the depths of his pocket.
ābaby,ā he utters airily as he stands on his feet, reaching out to hold your forearm. āiām sorry. i took so long, didnāt iā¦? i went to buy you flowers but they didnāt have tulips anywhere. anywhere. every shop said someone bought all of them!ā
he scratches his head with a sheepish grin, revealing the bouquet heās been concealing behind him.
āi got you sunflowers insteadā¦ they-ā he points at them, eyes flickering on the bundle of yellow flowers heās offering as a gift. ātheyāre not bad. i think theyāre pretty too. you like them too, right?ā
sunflowers are pretty. after all, it used to be your favorite in middle school, mostly because itās the first flower you received from an admirerā¦ it was for your birthday and you felt like you died when it withered, heavily on-brand for a young heart drawn to romance. excluding that, everything has changed. itās a typical saturday and beads of sweat have formed on your loverās forehead after running around under the sun. you think you can keep them alive longer this time around.
āi like you the most.ā
and then he receives his gift in return, that particularly sweet smile of yours he only sees when youāre so giddy.
his heart flutters wildly at your following actions.
ākiss.ā you adorably demand, copying his pout earlier when he was asking for a kiss.
but unlike you who left his wish ungranted, he crosses the distance to plant a kiss on your lips. he pulls away a mere three inches, muttering to confront you. ābut i thought you hated me?ā
āwho said that? that wasnāt me.ā you feign ignorance, eyes so wide as to mimic being confused. you carefully take the flowers into your embrace, subtly exchanging it with the paper bowl youāre holding. āthank you, babyā¦ here, do you want tteokbokki?ā
he goes for the fish cake first, poking it with the stick and popping it in his mouth. you find yourself too absorbed in admiring the sunflowers one by one to sense your boyfriend staring at you, thinking to himself, youāre always worth the effort and this overpriced tteokbokki is pretty damn good.
āi turned on my location like i promised i would. did you see?ā you mention without looking at him, acting laidback, still too shy when anything related to the incident is brought up.
he awkwardly smiles. no, he didnāt, unfortunately. heās still fucking locked out of his phone.
you whimper when he pinches your cheek. āgood job, baby.ā
ā
jungkook removes his head on your stomach to lie down beside you on the red picnic blanket. his hair touches his face and he tucks them behind his ears for the millionth time today.
āwill you type my password for me?ā
you take his phone without question, putting yours over your chest for the meantime. you successfully unlock it within a second, experienced fingers nimble after years of typing on the daily.
āhere.ā you hold it out for him without looking, picking up your own phone to continue scrolling through trending topics. however, seconds pass and the heavy weight on your hand has yet to be eased, so you wiggle it to catch his attention. āhey, itās done.ā
he gasps, gaping at you in bewilderment. āhow did you do that?ā
āyou changed it again last night, remember? because i told you our anniversary isnāt a good idea.ā
shit, right. he added a new one to the list of passwords that he uses for everything. he totally forgot about that. youāve taken over every working brain cell that he has in his body.
ābaby, this is your fault!ā he groans, finally snatching away his phone. āah- i wanted to throw it away. i didnāt know what was wrong with it. i was seriously so close to crying!ā
that bad? was he about to get all his data wiped out? your poor baby. you laugh out loud at his reaction, belly aching as you roll over to wrap your arm around his waist and bury your face on his side.
āanyone can guess it if they try hard enough.ā
ābut that was the trick, you know? theyād think itās too easy. they wouldnāt even consider it!ā
āthat doesnāt mean they wonāt try it!ā
āah, i donāt care. iām changing it back.ā he stubbornly pouts, falling back on the blanket.
you want to cuddle. he feels a tug on the sleeve of his shirt and he immediately understands. he allows you to use his tattooed arm as a pillow. it envelopes you entirely when he reaches for his phone to type with both hands, and you automatically snuggle with him closer by resting your head on his chest.
āfine. do what you want, you dummy. you better not leave your phone lying around.ā you mutter, heavy eyelids fluttering shut as the wind blows to softly caress your face. āand donāt take more pictures of me sleeping.ā
āyouāre sleeping? i thought weāre going to the mall.ā
āwe are. iām letting you rest before you carry shopping bags.ā
āah- wow. thanks, baby.ā
you donāt how much time passes, a minute or ten or more, but falling into a deep sleep proves to be impossible with the cacophony of sounds youāre surrounded with. youāre resting somewhere away from the crowd, but thereās still the hiphop music from a bluetooth speaker, honking of vehiclesā¦ and the main culprit, jeon jungkook scrolling through tiktok on your phone and bookmarking videos for you to watch later on. you can hear his giggles louder than his heartbeat, feel them make his body vibrate throughout.
so, you give up. you open your blurry eyes with a tired sigh, blinking to readjust to the brightness. he feels your movements, your nose brushing against his neck, and he squeezes you to his side, dutifully stroking your head to remind you that youāre safe despite being in a public place because youāre with him. you kiss his cheek to show your appreciation.
you end up harmonizing with his giggles when you do decide to join him, nearly tearing up at the sight of a cat riding a motorcycle toy on the screen. a little while later, your fascination is then stolen by fiddling with his tattooed hand ā tracing the veins, the lines, the tattoos; pressing the faded heart like itās a button connected to the beating one in his ribcage; grazing the rough areas of his palm calloused by lifting heavy weights.
and as you do so, you mull over the house by the sea youāre saving up for. how much longer will it take? should you check out more locations? do you tell jungkook? that itās your back-up plan, a place where no one knows your name, just like how this city once was. itās where you would run to, where you would build a new life if the time comes that this one falls apart, too. if not, if not, if not, would it be so bad to wake up beside you with an ocean view when heās sixty?
fuck, you donāt know anymore. it shouldnāt be this hardā not anticipating the worst, but still being prepared for it. you despise being an adult.
you do it absentmindedly, taking off one of your silver rings and slipping it into each of his fingers to see where it would fit bestā¦ he knows youāre only entertaining yourself, but feeling it in his ring finger still puts a lump in his throat.
āare you proposing to me?ā
āthis is your right hand, silly.ā you tease your stunned boyfriend, sticking your tongue out. āif you want me, come and get me.ā
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queen shit | max verstappen
pairing: max verstappen x pageant queen! reader
summary: max verstappen mets you, his long term celebrity crush at a charity event.
notes; someone request this but i accidentally posted it before i finished and had to delete itā¦i hope this finds you anon
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yoursername: very successful event tonight, many thank you's to all those who attended and donated, much love š
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user1: by very successful she means that she just raised over 20 million dollars for family's in need. 20 million dollars. TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS.
user2: QUEEN. SHIT.
user3: i love rich people actually putting their money and status to work
user4: my goat šŖšŖ
user5: there were SO MANY different celebrities there
user6: and she definitely did NOT know all of them!
user7: probably just invited them so more money could be donated š
user8: was the most random people too, like kim kardiashian?? mitski??? f1 drivers??? hockey players??
user9: no seriously. because why was i watching the livestream only to see george russell dancing in the background. very horribly may i add
georegrussel|63: thank you for the invite! i had the time of my life!
yoursername: of course george! thank you for the donating :) <3
user10: theyāre friends???
user11: some of yall are FAKE FANS. yn and george have been friends for YEARS. he even posted her when she won miss universe and many times after
user12: i wasn't even alive when she won miss universe...
user13: PAUSE.
user14: WHAT ARE YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA? THIS IS NOT A SAFE PLACE FOR YOU
user15: YOURE SIX?? AND CAN SPELL??
user16: are we all going to pretend like max didn't just meet his celebrity crush?
user17: most people here don't know who he is š
user18: "meet" is a STRETCH, he stood behind her all night just staring...
user19: yeah it was actually kinda sad
user20: f1twt is CLOWNING HIM SO HARD RN
user23: 3x world champion and he's too scared to go up to his celebrity crush
user24: OKAY GUYYYSSS BUTTT this is his first time seeing her in person! ofc he was shocked, maybe next time he'll actually go up to her?
landonorris: thanks for the invite!
georgerussell63: you were my plus one?
landonorris: SHHHH
georgerussell63: in fact, everyone on the grid got personally invited, except you?
landonorris: STOP AIRING OUT MY BUSINESS
user27: yn definitely didn't invite him directly just so lando could be embarrassed like this
alex_albon: best thai food ever (other then my moms) thank you for the invite!
user25: yeah we saw they way your scarfed that shit down
user26: acting like it was the last fucking supper
yourusername: thank you for coming alex! (and for taking home the leftovers)
user28: HE TOOK HOME THE LEFT OVERS?
maxverstappen1: hi
georgerussell63: oh no
landonorris: no way he does it
charles_leclerc: i believe in you max
carlossainz55: don't hype him up! max don't do it. don't embarrass yourself like this
oscarpiastri: i say go for it max
yourusername: hi max :)
georgerussell63: omg omg OMG
maxverstappen1: would you like to go on a date with me?
landonorris: oh he did it...
carlossainz55: NOOO
charles_leclerc: yay max!
user29: it's been 10 hours and still no response...
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yourusername: pretty sunset š
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user30: is thatā¦a man?
user31: this makes max being rejected so much more humiliating
user32: SHE HAS A WHOLE BOYFRIEND?? š
user33: max found sobbing into his pillow
user34: *not clickbait*
georgerussell63: i laughed
user35: GEORGE???
user36: heās funny for this
user37: max most definitely doesnāt think itās funny
user38: yns first time soft launching and itās right after max publicly asks her outā¦hm!
user39: she was waiting for the funniest moment to do this
user40: QUEEN SHIT
user41: ok but who is this man š¤Ø
user42: donāt call me delusionalā¦but that hand kinda looks like max
user43: okay granny letās get you back to the nursing homeā¦
user44: thankful iām not this delusional
user45: free yn from the max fansā¦
user46: @/user42 DONT LET THEM SILENCE YOU
landonorris: he cried
yourusername: i cried
landonorris; we crode
user47: okay itās definitely max
user48: lando knows something
user49: MAX ISNT IN THE LIKES??
user50: it really isnāt himā¦hes been flirting with her through the likes for years
user51: rip max being the first to like yns post..gone but never forgotten šļø
charles_leclerc: heheheā¦heheheā¦hehe
user52: WHAT DO TOU KNOW CHARLES
user53: donāt fuck with me charles. i am not in the mood.
user54: you canāt convince me that man is not max when all his friends are in the comments section like this
user55: charles istg
alex_albon: i know something š
user56: ok. itās definitely max.
user57: i still donāt think it isā¦we canāt see his face
user58: but what are the chances she soft launches after max asks her out
user59: she probably did it to be funny?
user60: and it worked! sheās too funny
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maxverstappen1: matching sunglasses š¶ļø
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user61: QUICK, WHOS FEET DO THOSE LOOK LIKE
user62: oh maxā¦
user63: okay so! itās either max and yn DID go on that date, or yn has a bf and max posted this to save himself
user64: i realllyyy hope max and yn did go on that date because if max posted this just to save himself the embarrassmentā¦.
user65: what if this isnāt even a girl, and itās one of maxās friend pretending to be a girl š
user66: i can see charles pretending to be the girl
user67: HE SO WOULD
charles_leclerc: those are NOT my toes š¤
user68: okay but no one on the grid has skinny little girl hands like this
user68: logan does
logansargent: ?
user68: well this is awkward
georgerussell63: well well well
user69: THIS CAN MEAN MANY THINGS GEORGE!! IS THIS YN OR NOT
user70: i donāt think itās yn. sheās too pretty for max.
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user70: GEORGE LIKED??
user71: so itās NOT yn?
user72: but he could mean it in a āthey are dating but sheās too pretty for himā way
user73: GRRRR
carlossainz55: i canāt believe it
user74: WHAT. WHAT CANT YOU BELIVE CARLOS
user75: you canāt believe that yn and max actually went out?? or you canāt believe max got a another girl after being publicly rejected??
user76: theyāre like giving us hints but at the same time theyāre not??
user77: THEYRE PLAYING WITH US
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maxverstappen1: iām dating a pageant queen and youāre not! ļæ¼
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user78: FINALLY!
user79: couldāve just said this earlier..
user80: couldāve saved us the trouble š
carlossainz55: i still canāt believe it
user81: SO HE DID MEAN IT IN A ācanāt believe you actually got herā WAY
maxverstappen1: you have no faith in me :(
carlossainz55: correct!
charles_leclerc: i believed in you max!
maxverstappen1: thank you charles š
carlossainz55: heās lying, he bet ā¬50 you wouldnāt get a text back
maxverstappen1: THAT BASTARD
charles_leclerc: IT DIDNT SEEM LIKE YOU WERE GOING TO GET A REPLY! I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD TIME TO WIN ā¬50 AND I WOULDāVE GIVEN YOU HALF?
user83: i could be dating a pageant queen, you donāt know me
user84: are you?
user83: am i what?
user84: dating a pageant queen?
user83: no
user84: what is wrong with you
user85: i love how nobody was hating, we all just wanted to know if max x yn was happening
user86: max has gotten his dream girlā¦WE CHEERED
user87: years later and lot of instagram likes, we DID IT š
user88: we?
user89: i was there almost 8 years ago when max put his first like on yns post, so yes! WE
user90: thank god for that charity event
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yourusername: former pageant queen
maxverstappen1: youāll always be a pageant queen in my eyes š„°
landonorris; simp
maxverstappen1: mad you donāt have a girlfriend?
user91: WOAH GIRLFRIEND?
user92: girl what did you think was going on here
user91: I DIDDNT KNOW THEY MADE IT OFFICIAL
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yourusername: iām dating a 3x wdc and youāre not!
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user92: please donāt rub it in
user93: iām soooo happy for you guys (sarcasm)
user93: yes iām jealous
danielricciardo: actually i am dating a 3x wdc and his name is max verstappen
yourusername; really? because max verstappen is is laying on me right now
danielricciardo: thatās a clone. the REAL max verstappen is laying to my right.
yourusername: this is what we call schizophrenia š„°ļæ¼
user94: you guys are so cute! (iām jealous, iām so fucking jealous)
user95: max started dating his celebrity crush of 8 years in 8 days! we did it joe! we did it
user96: they wonāt last. theyāre moving to fast.
user97: theyāre both grown adults who know what they want š¤·āāļø
maxverstappen1: thatās me!
yourusername; thatās you!
georgerussell63: yeah max we have EYES.
maxverstappen1: donāt be pissy because yn likes me more now
georgerussell63: she does NOT
maxverstappen1: you keep thinking that š
charles_leclerc: i always knew he could do it!
maxverstappen1: no you didnāt. stop lying to me.
charles_leclerc: IM SORRY. I WAS GOING TO SHARE THE ā¬50 WITH YOUUU.
maxverstappen1: I DONT CARE @/oscarpiastri is the ONLY know who truly believed in me
oscarpiastri: i bet ā¬100 against you
maxverstappen1: I CANT TRUST ANYONE
alex_albon: does this mean weāll be invited to more charity events?
user98: youāre just thinking of the food š
alex_albon: ā¦yeah
maxverstappen1: šš„°ššš„šš¤
user99: bro starts dating his celebrity crush and forgets how to act
user100: me if i was dating oscar
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Jealous pretty boyfriend is so funny to me when heās asking you to delete your friends numbers on the phone cause it looks like bros having a shopping spree š āThatā¦and that, His too please :(ā he wants them ALL gone
He does! He even wants you to delete the numbers of your family members. What? You donāt want to? Why?? Do you prefer talking to them over him or something????? Thatās suspiciousš¤Ø
The funnier thing is this man canāt even offer you a more entertaining chatting session. He is BORING. No hobbies, no interests, no fun stories from his past, nothing! Heās just your pretty princess and he very much knows it which makes him feel even more infuriated.
What can he offer you if you delete all your contacts and only speak to him? W-wellā¦ he canā¦ sit with youā¦. He canā¦ wear some cute dresses for you to seeā¦? AAAA HE DOESNāT KNOW!! FORGET ABOUT IT JUST DELETE THE NUMBERS, DELETE THEM!!
God forbid you try commenting on it, heāll just start crying because his pride got hurt so bad! You should just stop thinking about stuff like that!! It doesnāt matter as long as you two love each other!!!
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MADE FOR EACH OTHER. O, BEARMAN
summary ā¶ fanās canāt help but to gush over you & ollie!
pairings ā¶ ollie bearman x reader
type of fic ā¶ smau
faceclaim ā¶ hanni pham!
notes ā¶ i ā” ollie. youāre a college student (18-19) so youāre a private wag š!
#INSTAGRAM: FAN ACCOUNT !
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author throwback to when yn brought a teddy bear for ollie at baku 2023 š„¹!!
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user AND IT WAS REDD I LOVE HERR š«
user possibly the cutest f2 couple !! i hope we see her at more races this year
ā„ user possibly the best wag š¤·!
ā„ user you aināt never lie !!
user WHEN HE WON THE RACE SHE GAVE IT TO HIM !! IT WAS THE CUTEST THINGG
olliebearman i still have that bear :)! she cuddles with it more than me but eh
ā„ author oh HEY GIRLLL!! TELL YN I SAID HI OMGG
ā„ user i sobbed i love them both
ā„ user GIVE US MORE YN CONTENT š š¤Øļæ½ļæ½
ā„ user THATāS SO CUTEEE
user šÆļø yn at more races this year šÆļø
user SHEāS SO PRETTYY
user waiitt im new here!! how is she related to ollie? like what does she do?
ā„ user this is y/n l/n !! sheās a college student majoring in journalism! sheās a private wag, so her instagram & tiktok is private. she doesnāt show up to a lot of races but she tries to and is the sweetest ever
user ollie teach me your ways bro
user best f2 wag soon to be the best f1 wag !1!1
user off topic but once ollie becomes a full-time f1 driver iām gonna be so excited to see yn interact with all the other wags!!
ā„ user HER AND FLAVY OMGGG>>
ā„ user ALSO HER AND ALEX??? FASHIONISTAS FRR
ā„ user canāt wait until the wags take her under their wing š
ā„ user just realized sheās gonna be the youngest wag what the frick š¦
#INSTAGRAM: OLLIEBEARMAN !
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olliebearman summer break with my baby š
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user SHES SUCH A CUTE
user oh my god idk if wanna be ollie or yn
user HE WENT TO HER COLLEGE??? OH IM SICK š
user theyāre made for each other omfg
user YN CONTENT YN CONTENT ā¼ļøā¼ļø
alexandrasaintmleux cuties š!!
ā„ user mother omfg
ā„ user when iām in a biggest ynliver fan competition and my opponent is alexandra saint mleux
ā„ canāt wait for the yn x alex interactions next yeaarrr š«
user SHEāS SO HAPPYFUL WHAT
user my favorite couple i cant
user the grass photo of her.. shes so adorable
user āmy babyā I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR
user the photos with each other š„¹..
user PLEASE NEVER BREAK UP OMFG
#TWITTER: FAN ACCOUNTS !
#INSTAGRAM: YOURUSERNAME !
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yourusername did a little photoshoot for my friendās makeup showcase ! these are BTS (not the band) <3!
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olliebearman FIRST HA
olliebearman pretty girl š
olliebearman canāt believe youāre my girlfriend š®āšØ!!
olliebearman i miss you sososo much šµāš«
paularon_ have some decorum oliver š§
ā„ yourusername leave him alone paul ! let him express his love (even if itās a little worrying..)
ā„ olliebearman THANK YOU BABY!! (i think??)
ā„ yourusername youāre welcome baby !! (Ė¶ Ė Ā³Ė)Ėįµ ĖĖ¶)
alexandrasaintmleux gorgeous girl !!! we must plan another date šš
ā„ yourusername thank you alex š„¹!! iāll text you <3
kimi.antonelli ollie wouldnāt stop talking about these photos btw
ā„ kimi.antonelli seriously. pls come get your boyfriend
ā„ kimi.antonelli iām pretty sure heās gonna start crying if you donāt call him
ā„ yourusername i- okay thank you kimi !! š
olliebearman please disregard kimiās comments, i was in fact NOT CRYING.
ā„ olliebearman okay i was, i love you ā¹ļøš
ā„ yourusername i love you more pretty boy šā¼ļø
ā„ olliebearman thatās impossible but whatever ā¦ š¤· (I LOVE YOU MOST)
nymphia talks! OLLIE FIC OLLIE FIC! heās not on my masterlist but iām slowly becoming a fan of his so heās getting added š! i hope you all enjoy <3
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