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bixels · 11 months ago

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Just gonna have to wait and see, right? Just wait and see! Just gotta wait and see! Who knows, we'll just have to wait and see! It's anybody's guess, we'll just have to wait and see! The future is exciting, we just gotta wait and see!

#personal #my art #Fuck your fake ass 'i am very smart!' intellectualizing “observations” and open your god damn ears.#do something for fucks sake. it's sickening seeing videos of ai crap and seeing rows and rows of repliers using their one brain synapse #to type “wow! very exciting!” “haha this is kind of scary! but in a really interesting way!”#and then they go about their day without a second thought while creative industries burn around them #i go to one of america's top tech schools too and it's enough to make you wanna tear our your hair #every day it's seminars and talks about “the potential consequences of ai!” when the consequences are happening NOW #NO MORE DISCUSSING NO MORE INTELLECTUALIZING NO MORE SOCRATIC SEMINARS NO MORE DEBATING. ACT YOU COWARDS #people are getting hurt RIGHT NOW. stop pretending to care when you clearly don't! just be honest and say you wanna make money #my time here has really made me hate academic spaces. you people are so god damn useless and cowardly.

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lady-raziel · 6 months ago

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hilarious that with each new day that passes a new bit of dirt from JD Vance's past gets discovered and plastered over the internet...it's almost as if this is why presidential campaigns have always announced their running mates well before the convention...so that if glaring issues with a candidate came to light quickly there would be time to replace them on the ticket before they were officially locked in...it's almost as if certain things in political campaigns were done for a reason, donald...because the very same critical failures had happened before...but no i'm sure you and your guys attempt to recreate a fantasy version of history while ignoring all the reasons that history was a disaster will work this time...because you are built different and the 10000th time trying fascism will work like a charm...

#us politics #politics tw #i view the MAGA movement like this:#the conservatives have been desperately trying to jam a square peg into a round hole for a very long time #and they keep trying because one of these times its GOT to work! a very long time ago they heard the hole was more squarelike #so if they just TRY hard enough it will work!#failing to understand that the hole has become weathered and changed over time and the solution they are trying #will never work (if it ever did)#and then donald trump comes along and looks at the square peg #lobs one of the corners off and proclaims 'this is a triangle! THIS will work! I am so smart!'#and everyone around him is like 'whoa! this guy gets it! he's a genius and understands the problem! he's our savior!'#ignoring the fact that the peg is not a fucking triangle. it's just a deformed square now #so its still not going to work. and even if it WAS a triangle it still wouldn't work because THE HOLE IS ROUND.#it's the same damn peg but it looks a little different so everyone thinks its a genius solution that is DEFINITELY going to work #so they're all excited! they're FINALLY going to prove those idiots trying different types of oval pegs wrong!#they were right all along and it just took donald trump to see it! thank goodness he came along!#but that's just it-- he WAS just COMING ALONG. he was just walking by and saw an opportunity. he never spent time trying to make pegs #all he did was saw a crowd and took a chance to break an already failing peg even further #but because the people were desperate and it was different enough it seemed revolutionary #and now some of the conservatives--who can still see that the 'triangle' peg isnt a triangle are starting to look around #and see that elsewhere there have been some who have forced a triangle into the center of the round hole #and these people think well what if we ACTUALLY tried a real triangle?#and it does not matter to them in the slightest that it will never be the true solution to filling the hole #they just want credit for solving the problem #and so they are going to back donald trump and when the time is right put a real triangle in his hand #while the people trying ovals are busy arguing over the right type of oval #and once the triangle has been jammed into that hole...well...#it is going to be really really hard to force out #anyway thats a long and complicated metaphor and i probably should have just put it in its own post aaaaaahgh #long story short dont be a fascist triangle alright

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fuckthemforthis · 2 months ago

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Who gave him the right? 😮‍💨

#joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #lil boki right after tooting his own horn #rambling time: right after this comes one of the most facepalm moments i've seen lately. that host is not the sharpest tool in the shed...#like sorry but she's so awkward and confused throughout and every time i thought a question might go in a smart direction it just did a 180 #and yet she has a job while i'm a failure instead of a journalist because i just can't make myself write my damn thesis for four years now #so who am i to judge i guess

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nemurian · 2 years ago

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@bigboobyhalo Your sacrifices have been accepted by the great Dapper. I'm so sorry but I don't think you'll be getting them back anytime soon. Or ever.

#nemart #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp eggs #personal hc that bc the eggs are dragons they Love hoarding things #it differs with the egg #But Dappers pride-of-place in his little hoard are the plushies that Bad made him of 'their family.'#Bad's sitting in an armchair trying to crochet normally and Dapper is crouched beside him like a gargoyle watching him unblinkingly like 0-#Bad only realises the downside of how much Dapper loves them when Skeppy finally meets Dapper in person and Dapper reacts like that dog-#-who saw someone dressed up as his favourite toy and just went ballistic with happiness #-Like Dapper is Smart and he Knows that oh this is my other dad #this does not stop him from going ???? HUH ?????? PLUSHIE GOT BIG ?????? And attempting to add an increasingly confused Skeppy to the hoard #However the Real problems arise when he meets Junior who not only looks just like his plushie but is also Small and Shiny.#Skeppy can simply Walk Away when Dapper is trying furiously to get him to stay still #Junior Cannot.#Badboyhalo voice Where is my baby #Dapper (who knows perfectly well that Junior is currently going ???? is a veritable mountain of blankets) 'Oh he's missing? That's crazy.'#Anyway once again I am unable to resist writing a whole damn essay in the tags #Neon i Very much hope you like the drawing I cannot get your plushies out of my head they are so cute <3333

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nerevarswritingstuff · 12 days ago

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TIaF Teaser - Chapter 36

You can’t see Macaque’s face, but you can certainly see Wukong’s. The regret in his eyes vanishes in an instant, replaced with that same rage from before. He snarls, stepping closer, but Macaque pushes you backwards, ensuring five feet is kept between you two and him. His tail coils around your waist, securing you in your spot behind him.

His arms open out, and he asks in a goading tone, “What’s the matter? Don’t like being called out for your own behavior?” He snickers and shakes his head. “Ah, some things never change. You never did know how to… behave yourself when I wasn’t around.”

Your breath catches in your throat. Does this monkey have a death wish?! “Macaque,” you hiss, gabbing his arm and yanking him backwards. “What the hell are you doing?!”

“Shut it, and stay behind me,” he mutters back to you, pushing you out of Wukong’s direct sight again.

“Get away from them,” Wukong speaks up, his demand a low growl.

“Why?” Macaque picks at his lower left ear with his pinky. “So you can ‘talk’ some more? You may have made it so I can’t hear, but I can still read body language, Wukong…” He tilts his head one way, scoffing. “Some things never do change, do they? If anything, you’re the one who should stay away from them.”

“Macaque, this is not helping!” You tug at his tail still wrapped around your waist, and he lets out a chuff in response. “Don’t agitate him!”

“Agitate him?” He hums, tapping his chin in mock thought. “I didn’t realize he could be agitated by the truth. Then again, he never could handle it properly.” His gaze falls on Wukong again. “Could you, peaches?”

#my writing #lego monkie kid #lmk fanfiction #tiaf teaser #macaque is a very smart monkey #who makes super smart decisions #teehee #Y'ALL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I'VE WAITED TO WRITE THIS FUCKING CHAPTER #I AM SO GOD DAMN EXCITED TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU #trust me when i say however you think this is gonna go #you're probably wrong

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bioticbooty · 10 months ago

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not to be dramatic but i would die for kaidan alenko

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masakuterarr · 2 months ago

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HxH Doodle : Shalnark Chrollo

just them. I love them. I live for big Shalnark 🧍

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gjsxj0 · 5 months ago

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mindless rambling in tags don't mind me

#not art post #rambling in tags because i can and its MY BLOG #anyway its about tdp *waits* ok for the three of you that actually care #someone retweeted one of my threads from 2019 after s2 dropped (imo the BEST tdp season) and i reread it #and tbh i am still right about viren's characterization #obviously canon changed some things but TO BE REAL..... i dont care what the writers say bc i had beef since s3 #how am i supposed to believe any viren and callum parallels and callbacks when they..... havent talked since when?#and uhhh viren's demise lol i expected it but wow i am not happy with the lead up to it #more cool and eloquent people put it in better words on twitter and probably tumblr too idk i just say things and hope they make sense #anyway viren is still the very real traumatized angry severely depressed old man from s2... his life was just revealed to be so much worse #like damn. he was poor he was orphan he got divorced and then a stupid mirror started ruining his life even more #yes the mirror was the start of it why do you think aaravos revealed himself after viren's firey break down #aaravos went i can make him worse and ran with it #should viren go to prison? yeah i never once denied that lmao but god he and his family were really the ones to suffer in the show #at least viren is gone so i can just *plucks him out of the dirt and morphs him into my own oc* (im for real)#i got maybe more to say but this is long and im lazy and im not too smart so i will just move on #i will watch s7................................... i GUESS and if you find salt i will probably be there lol

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cobra-creampuff · 3 months ago

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we went over the 14yr long torture session in my last therapy visit actually, and i told her that toward the end i was fantasizing about and then actively considering walking into traffic because if i got catastrophically injured then they would have to treat my pain. and she told me that's not an uncommon thing for people to do. that she has heard that many times before.

like think about that. we are so moralistic about drug use and have politicized a particular type of medicine so much, and doctors are so uncompassionate toward and even suspicious of patients who are in pain because of it, that it's NOT UNCOMMON for people who are otherwise not suicidal to start completely genuinely longing to get hit by a fucking car just for the chance to be oh so graciously provided the absolute bare fucking minimum of care.

think about how many different things have pain as a symptom. how many things have pain as the only symptom the patient is aware of. how many of them are life or death crises. heart attacks. blood clots. strokes. bleeding ulcers. those are just what i can think of off the top of my fucking head, AND I'M NOT A FUCKING DOCTOR.

what i had, for example, feels exactly like appendicitis. and they left it for fourteen years because my only symptom was excruciating pain and i didn't fit their stupid little (completely unsupported by evidence, btw) diagnostic mnemonic. if it had been appendicitis, or anything else as immediately deadly that "just" hurts, i would have fucking died the same night i got sent home from the emergency room with "medical" "advice" to take some tylenol and rest - for the first time, that is. out of dozens. how many people do die that way?

because addicts are Bad. and because doctors are too arrogant and biased to practice medicine on the basis of evidence and informed consent when the profit model and conservative propaganda make it soooo easy to stay in the good old days of paternalism instead.

#jack facts #medical #soc #i want to tag this ''opioid crisis'' but i truly don't think i can manage to type it without the quote marks lmao #and like my thing and none of the things i mentioned are fixable via opioids obviously and fucking obviously i know that #but the fucking circus about opioid use and how prescribing opioids Must be avoided at All Costs No Matter What #results in this Us vs Them mentality of The Treacherous Drug Seeker vs The Nurse/Doctor Too Smart To Be Fooled #which is precisely why i said in my last post that they're ''like cops''#they have this perception that they are being constantly rushed by the lying swindling Enemy #and are so smug about it when they believe they have magically divined when someone reporting pain is faking or exaggerating #based on whatever the fuck they individually have decided is Drug Seeking Behavior TM TM TM #which are almost fucking always just normal fucking behavioral responses to pain and fear!!!!#and then that person is not a Patient (as cops are to Victim) they are instead an Addict (as cops are to Criminal)#and that person not only does not get pain relief they don't get anything the god damn fuck else either except a fucking attitude #and people fucking die. of whatever is hurting in the first place or from their endurance for endless torment running out.#disproportionately women and people of color and fat people and the mentally ill and disabled and the poor and children and the elderly and #nurses/doctors 🤝 cops 🤝 soldiers 🤝 ceos 🤝 mass murderers who are socially celebrated for heroism #not to put too radical and fine a point on it or anything lol #ANYWAY #i'll probably delete this or at least the tags lmao #whatever. i'm going to go lie in bed and have symptoms until 6 am when i have to get up to go be retraumatized at the medical lab :)#neglect #drug use #suicide #car crash #illness #ask to tag

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nettlestingsoup · 9 days ago

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needed a break from persistence (1/3 edited but the dialogue is a heartbeat under my floorboards right now) and decided that actually i wanted to think about something deeply, deeply tragic, SO please appreciate the concept of viktor, avatar of the end, and jayce, avatar of the spiral. they are now living rent free in my head.

#i also think jinx as a desolation avatar #mel as the web (i am not a mel hater i think she's smart and cool and deserved a better mother but damn can she manipulate)#cait and vi as hunt girlfriends like daisira also appeals to me #i have a very vague modern setting in mind #but mostly i'm just thinking about viktor being cold and dead and having no pulse and still walking around coughing up blood #and jayce trapped in a mental loop of escherian geometry and equations that lead into each other with symbols that change when he looks away #and the two of them realising they've become monsters together #and being so horrified by themselves but still so in love with the other #would you still love me if i was a worm but one of them is a corpse with bloodstained teeth and the other one is a nightmare of broken maths #it's tragic because the only way i can think of it ending is jayce and jinx figuring out a way to kill them all #because god they don't want to be monsters #not jayce or viktor or jinx or cait or vi or mel #ekko eludes me in this au #because he's just a good fucking dude #he could be lonely i suppose if i think about it #much to think about #arcane #the magnus archives #jayvik

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dailykugisaki · 5 months ago

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Day 279 | id in alt

It bit him in the ass I'll say that much lmao (left to right)

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #itadori yuji #fushiguro megumi #tokyo trio #yes Fushiguro is drawn like that #imma be real w yall i was tired and i didn't wanna draw out his face like how I usually do #still fits him kinda sorta....plank of wood lookin boy fr #i loathe his hair bro take a damn shower #the three of them are slowly becoming their colors respectively its kinda funny #im low-key tweaking the fuck out #but we aint gotta talk about that i genuinely will and have eaten drywall #ive eaten batteries n shit before this aint surprising #ive eaten worse things and none of them are human related unless you wanna be smart and say its man made then like...sure i guess #but besides that i just like Kugisaki being snarky as shit with Fushiguro #i mean that “first time losing a partner?” comment didn't fly over my head Kugisaki. i know what your brain is doing #i yearn for the sea yet i am deeply afraid of its depths #MANNNNNN THIS SHIT SUCKS ASS

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lazaruspiss · 30 days ago

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my sibling is starting to write fic and it's so. like they've been drawing for forever and never seem insecure about art. but writing is still new to them! so the fic isn't working how they want it to. i got to point at their pile of like, 20 something filled full size sketchbooks and go, look, you've made all this art, practiced all this time to be good. and how many things have you written? 3? you keep going! you keep doing it and it will be countless one day!

#ramble tag #my siblings... i get mushy when it comes to them #truly nothing in life is more important than my babies. who are not babies but beside the point #(THEYLL BE ADULTS SOON. SOB.)#feels so inappropriate to post about them on this blog but as i have said before. they follow my main #i just need to talk about them sometimes or I'll just lie in bed and cry lmao #sibling i started this post talking about is so smart and creative and fucking /organized/ as all hell #honestly both my siblings are scary driven #it would make me cripplingly insecure if i didnt just love them so damn much. if i wasnt so fucking proud of them #i hate that i couldnt be someone more worth looking up to but i am beyond overjoyed to see them grow into their own regardless #these two are possibly up there as the smartest people ive ever met even if theyre still just teenagers #i can't wait to see who they turn into. who they'll grow up be #(always be my babies in addition tho)#i see the world in them #im immeasurably happy to have the siblings i do #really starting to realize that yknow what? im not missing anything by being aro #by not having much (if any) sexual/romantic shit in my life #those two are my pride and joy and make me happier than any of that ever could #anyways this is a secret dont tell them i said that #psa dont talk to me about my siblings i can keep going until i pass out #god took everything that is Good and put into these precious tiny humans and im just lucky enough to be here !!!#ok i need to stop. its 2am hi

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tanjir0se · 9 months ago

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You could convince me to watch the *checks notes* loser rangers anime? 👀

SKCNCJSKSK!!!!!!

Were you a Power Rangers kid??? Are you over-saturated and bored by modern superhero media?? Do you long for a fresh take on the “dark side” of Sunday Morning cartoons that ISN’T grimdark and irony poisoned and lame?? Do you like absolutely incompetent cringefail losers and their hot murder girlfriends???!!? Then come on down to…

✨GO! GO! LOSER RANGER!✨

We’ve got it all! :

Protagonist that just fucking sucks at everything

Like. Really REALLY fucking sucks. At everything. Cant even figure out how to eat food. Hates everyone and has no friends. He’s just like me fr.

He’s like if Sasuke was the worst ninja ever like couldn’t even throw a kunai but still thought he was better than everyone else and kept the exact same pretentious attitude. I’m obsessed with him.

A fun, unique twist on the Power Rangers-esque Sunday Morning cartoons of our childhood that pokes fun at the 90s era camp of that genre of media while still feeling genuinely heartfelt and respectful to the spirit of the source material it’s satirizing

If villain bad, why sexy?

Hot Murder Lady

Genuinely just like a fun silly plot that isn’t too serious (yet) and can be enjoyed casually (or not casually if you’re a freak like I am) and really hits different if you were a power rangers kid like I was

Cool animation with a unique style that feels like a lot of love went into it

Did I mention if villain bad, why sexy??

HIBIKI SAKURAMA💅🏻💕💖💖🌸🌸

OOOHHHH YOU WANNA WATCH GO! GO! LOSER RANGER SOOOOO BAD

#go! go! loser ranger!#loser ranger #it’s silly and fun and fighter D is my special special little guy #the absolute PEAK of ‘you’re stupid. I like that in a man’#just sucks so much forever but in a sweet never give up kind of way #(he should give up)#also one of my pet peeves is like. antihero media that just tries way too hard to be edgy #like ‘ooh what if.. Superman BAD actually??? please clap I am very smart’#and this is like. in the same vein I GUESS but the key difference to me is #it keeps the same lighthearted and fun tone of the original media it’s making fun of #so it’s more like an homage to it rather than trying only to just tear it apart #less ‘haha the 90s were sooo stupid am I right guys? but not like me I am very smart check out all this blood’#and more ‘damn this was kinda silly huh! well let’s get a little sillier :)’#me and Cam are watching it religiously as former power rangers kids #and we love it

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tiredangellydia · 10 months ago

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Huey is giving apathetic asshole who's got bored of life and everyone has to suffer for it, it's not intentional and that's probally what makes it worse??? He does not care and everyone is suffering the consequences because of it even after he's long gone.

#like yeah he cares in a certain way because he put the world to order or whatever #but at the same time everything is going to shit and people are traumatized because of him #he's so powerful and smart but does not care about the other clan member enough to give them directions about anything #hes all vague and for what??? urghhh i want to put him on a jar and shake it #everytime he appears on screen you just get pissed of what is his damn problem #nu carnival #nu carnival huey #i am very normal about this man and the influence he has on the world even after hes long gone🙃

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oceanwithinsblog · 3 months ago

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this week's episode was freaking GOOD but i am now more confused than ever about who the actual killer(s) may be ...

x: "may i ask you who do you think the culprit is?"

my honest reaction:

#omitb #omitb s4 #omitb spoilers #i don't even know what to say #who do we know who's lefthanded ???#it's weird seeing the trio outside that building btw #how did howard find doreen's husband's phone number ????#how did bev melon know wherr the trio was hiding ????#and wth is she always bringing with her in that damn trolley ?!?!#I AM SO HAPPY OLIVER AND LORETTA ARE ENGAGED AAAHHHHH #also very funny (and gay) how doreen thought charles was the reason why oliver was feeling so down and troubled and worried #I LOVE MABEL SO MUCH #her 'what is my life?' line was SO RELATABLE #i do hopw the writers will keep her single for a while 'cause my girl is so much more than a few situationships and her personality needs #to be fully portrayed on screen #I GOT SIDETRACKED I AM SORRY #anyways still have no idea who might have poisoned winnie #or left the note on jan's door #or killed dudenoff #or killed sazz #or put cameras in all the rooms at the arconia just to spy them all #MAYBE LEISTER THE DOORMAN ?????#idk man i'm tired #and stupid #very stupid #i will be reading your theories smart people #4771

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themintman · 5 months ago

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INTRO POST RAAAAAAH 💥💥💥💥

Erm hihi!! My name is Clemont but I also go by Mint. I am 16 and use he/him pronouns! I post a lot of art n just ramblings here. I will keep updating this post over time, so feel free to check in and see what's new!

I'm also on Tiktok but I don't really post there anymore.. oopsies - @/Clemont_ine

My content will probably change over time, but for the last three or so years I've been feral over Minecraft Story Mode, specifically season two so expect a lot of that lmao.

Expect an ungodly amount of Jack and Nurm. Like an excessive amount. It's not healthy.

Other stuff that may explode into my page every once in a while /interests ⬇️

A hat in time

Deltarune / Undertale

Miitopia

Mcyt (specifically DanTDM)

Spiritfarer

pokemon

Delicious in Dungeon

My asks are open for literally anything!! I love to answer questions about my designs, headcannons, etc. I also take requests and art trades!!! They just may take a while to finish depending on stuff like what you want me to draw, if I'm busy, my mental health, all that stuff. So feel free to say hi! 🩷🩷

I love being social but am too scared to initiate contact, which is what prompted me to start a Tumblr. It seems like a more social app then stuff like Tiktok in my eyes, and the people seem a lot more chill. So if you comment something or repost one of my posts and don't get a response, know that I did see you! I read what you said and likely had a little giggle to myself, just some days being social and talking is harder than others. Also, I ramble in my tags. Like.. a lot.

I have a second blog for my Pokemon IRL stuff! @aerial-ace (may rb this on that blog as an intro of sorts there too LMAO)

My art tag is #clemont_ine but im.. not great at keeping track of it. Sorry 😞. But quite a few drawings are under that!!!

I have an au post now!! Check out all my aus here ⬇️⬇️

Erm... yeah so that's all!!! Again, will update on the occasion. But I'm very glad to be here!!

#blog intro #I think #Loves people but is scared of social interaction check!! 😝✌️#Do I tag my interests here #What do I do here man #tags are hard #Still confused about my pronouns #Like I know damn well I'm a guy. Do NOT she/her or they/them me #But I used to use he/it #And I'm kinda like #Do I just use he him? Or have I just forgotten what it's like to be called it/it's by people?#Sighhhhh #Thank you parents for constantly going “he him is ok but it it's is weird!!!! That's so objectifying!!!! Blegh!!!!”#May or may not do what Bermuda did and like. Reblog this with yearly highlights.#Not to copy you or anything but DAMN THATS SMART. SHIT DUDE #ALSO how the hell do people link stuff on this app #Lik I understand when it's like.. obvious web link #But when it's like. “This post⬅️” and then you click “post” and it sends you to the post. How did you do that.#WIIIIIITCH 🫵#Oh yah you can call me Clemont / mint whether we have spoken before or not #I LOVE when people call me my name #Idk if like. It's an acceptable thing to do online so sorry 'Muda if it's not I automatically give you guys nicknames #I scroll and am like "oh yay Mathew posted! Or as I like to call him Matty! (We have never interacted)#I don't know a Mathew but you get the point

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