#but cursed

[soonysy]

How— how has this happened

[nezz-cringe-crib]

doing what noteflix was too cowardly to do

i just think it wouldve been funnier if they kissed yknow

[oxventurequotes]

corazon: we're gonna stay in the library and get out like the fifty hottest dragons of whatever year this is

egbert: now who's the dragon pervert

[rabbitsonthemoon]

Hey Tumblr what the FUCK is this supposed to mean

I am confused yet filled with unshakable dread??? what is wrong with those paws??? why does this ai fella's hands look like he's holding a penis??? why is there a rug painted on the floor??? WHY DOES THAT CREATURE HAVE NO TEETH

[dragonmasteraltais]

Some more ridiculous and mildly cursed content. I am preparing myself for the 69th viewing of Terminator 2. And no, that isn't a joke, I have honestly seen the film 68 times.

[just-stitches-i-guess]

BEHOLD MY LATEST CREATION

esspur in da shake

[serial-unaliver]

me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea

me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:

[sadclowncentral]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[valtsv]

SEETHING rn because when i was getting ready to go out my housemate saw my platform boots and told me "watch out for low-hanging branches" thinking he was being sooooooo funny and guess what i walked straight into on my way into town. well why don't you just fucking guess.

[greseadraws]

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

[k-eke]

Cursed cats!

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[starridge]

from the same six hour drawing session where i devolved into hyperfixation-based madness

[silliestofbilliest]

Sometimes being a girl is just forgetting

[churroach]

Full of Desires