#but clark kent and bruce wayne are besties outside of clarks other hustle
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angstandhappiness · 3 months ago
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BAH HAH HAH
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civilian bruce got yeeted off one of the balconies of his own company and the really nice metropolis guy caught him before his kids could get there <3
bruce and clark are friends but he doesnt know clark is superman yet- the kids fucking know clark is trying his hardest to earn their dad's affection and nOT ON THEIR WATCH- THAT COUNTRY BOY'S GOTTA WORK FOR IT
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terracyte · 2 years ago
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civilian bruce got yeeted off one of the balconies of his own company and the really nice metropolis guy caught him before his kids could get there <3
bruce and clark are friends but he doesnt know clark is superman yet- the kids fucking know clark is trying his hardest to earn their dad's affection and nOT ON THEIR WATCH- THAT COUNTRY BOY'S GOTTA WORK FOR IT
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tiredcloudd · 2 years ago
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“Gun.”
“Check.”
“Knife.”
“Check.”
“Poison.”
“Poison?”
“Yes, Drake, poison,” Damian responded, “how else do you think we’ll take down Superman?”
Clark tries not to let the confusion and concern show on his face, he can hear them shuffle around in Gotham arguing over whether it would be better to stab him or shoot him with Kryptonite. The youngest, Damian, was perhaps the most vindictive against him pursuing Bruce.
Bruce, sweet loving Bruce, who checked over his wound despite them healing in seconds, the same Bruce who held his hand and asked if he was alright while behind him, his sons waved their weapons threateningly as Alfred glared daggers at him.
“Master Damian, please, poison is unbecoming,” Alfred voices, “I would also advise you to scheme away from hearing range.”
“Let him hear.”
Clark tried not to laugh, the determination in Damian’s voice was a little amusing. But the point stood, Clark was very much infatuated with Bruce, and was very much willing to go along with the shovel talk.
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civilian bruce got yeeted off one of the balconies of his own company and the really nice metropolis guy caught him before his kids could get there <3
bruce and clark are friends but he doesnt know clark is superman yet- the kids fucking know clark is trying his hardest to earn their dad's affection and nOT ON THEIR WATCH- THAT COUNTRY BOY'S GOTTA WORK FOR IT
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