#but calc? no

[iron-niffler]

yknow i just LOVE how my calc 2 class is literally 85% exams :)

[mitathemita]

thank you sundrop fnaf,,,,,,

meow

[secretly-a-trekkie]

"Oh good show, sir. For a moment, I was afraid you'd had a rational thought"

[shigayokagayama]

happy one year anniversary to the most insane week in internet history

[nhyhu]

he's just tired chasing after some rascals nothing else 👍

the skin btw (many hugs and kisses for the great hoffen)

[rainesjupiter]

The Devil's fool.

[soupfather]

He’s so happy you’re up!!!

[schlattslonghairytoes]

across the way🚪📖 🖌️

A.P calc teacher schlatt x A.P studio art teacher reader

moving to a new school as a art teacher is an extremely difficult shift, especially when your class is in the middle of the math wing, far from all the other art teachers

so meeting new friends at this school is particularly difficult

until a lesson plan needed for 5th period requires you to use the math teachers printer one early morning

“Hey, can you help me with this?” you asked the tall muttonchopped man next to you, seemingly making a cup of coffee.

“yeah no problem, let me see” after a few seconds he fixes the printer, and your lessons begin to continue printing. “the ink was loaded in wrong" he chuckles "are ya’ the new A.P art teacher?” you smile up at him and nod.

“and if ya’ don't mind me asking what is it you teach?" you say.

“A.P Calculus. why’d they place you in the math wing?"

the conversation continues and it's very pleasant, you keep talking and realize your classes are no joke across the hall from each other

your friendship starts off slow, only talking during breaks or occasionally borrowing things from each other, considering your subjects barely align 

until one day you're busy making him and some other art teachers you became friends with paintings for their room, and in conversation you remember him liking orcas, and that his room is very bare and needs some decor

so when he waltzes into your room to borrow yet another ruler (of which he definitely has enough but we can look past) and sees the painting, yea he asks for your number soon after.

from then on the only art in his room is made by you or his students

weeks pass and your becoming very close friends, but it never goes past that, strictly school.

until one day during your free period that you share with your new best friend Mrs. Haynes (Sabrina), the recently hired health teacher, tells you something she heard in passing

"okay so you know the hot videography teacher? yeah Mr. Nivision, yeah turns out him, Mr. Keane, and Mr. Schaltt are like close friends." shes is such a gossip, she began opening up her lunch, but before she started yapping you cut her off.

"okay, now quick detour what does this have to do with me?" you joke as you continue reading over your students essays, your class was currently doing art history, which was your major in college. so naturally you were having fun.

"well you will never guess what schlatt said about you!" your eyes widen and you begin to speak but sabrina shuts you up. "its not anything bad, quite the oposide actually!"

"he said youre hot as fuck." you almost spit your coffee out when she said that.

now you werent sure what to do with this information

i mean sabrina had heard it from tuckers wife Emma, who had heard it from tucker, which tucker heard from ted, and ted, the primary source, was told by schlatt himself

you felt like you were a highschooler again

but all you were sure of is you didnt want to make this awkward

by the time halloween rolls around a bunch of teachers had made plans to hang out

schlatt had offered to host everyone he deemed cool enough, which to your luck included you

the only problem was that halloween was three days away, and niether of you had made a costume yet

so the day before halloweekend, while you were actively teaching a class may i add, Mr. schlatt knocked on your door.

"hey jay, whats up?" you opened the door for the giant infront of you

"can i come in?" before you could even respond he already began walking into your class, saying hi to students he recognized

you werent fully worried about your class watching you talk to schlatt, except for one table right up front

it was a table of six girls, who in the span of two months had become the equivilent of little sisters to you, you knew everything about them, and in turn they knew everything about you

that included the time you accidentaly mentioned your small crush on the 6'3 calc teacher across the hall.

but god you really hoped they had forgotten about that

"so ive been meaning to ask you a question." he said looking around your room, seemingly taking it all in.

"shoot away" you smiled up at him

"well i still dont have a costume for Saturday and to my knowledge you dont either?" he asked

"no i dont, why you wanna match with me mr schlatt?" you tease lightly, and he laughs

"yeah, i would, only if you also want to?' he raised a brow softly

"i get to pick it." you demand quietly

he begins walking out the class, not before leaving a "that was a given." smiling and closing the door softly behind him.

when you hear the giggling and snorting of your six favorite sophomores, you sigh.

your fucked.

[dio-in-dogspace]

i think . i think i need someone to bite me so hard they draw blood

[antisocialshoe]

My prediction for netflix avatar season 2 (real no fake)

Netflix i beg

[thicc-astronaut]

mathematics is a pure and beautiful branch of study, like a unicorn. Calculus is the act of forcing mathematics to do useful work for us, like putting chains and a yoke upon a unicorn and making it plow a muddy field

[paeonie-s]

my current read on yoshidas ch is that hes the equivalent of a high schooler being made manager of a mcdonald’s bc all of his adult coworkers quit which leads him to believe that the fate of the world now depends on his ability to keep the drive thru times below 90 seconds

[giftedkidburnout-culture-is]

gifted kid culture is having never learned how to study

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[clearcloudlesssky]

O that also I might be Ampeloian, as Apollo is Hyacinthian!

How long will you sleep, my dear? Not dancing any longer?

Why do not you go to-day to the river stream with a fine pitcher to fill with water?

The time has come round again for your familiar dance in the woodland glade.

If you are angry with lovestricken Dionysos, darling boy, speak to the Seilenoi that I may just hear your voice.

[shirubiaowo]

damn green man fucking gave us the world download on a tuesday morning derailing my whole day it felt like a cure pulling me back into the dreamsmp

my premed stem major ass has no time to be derailed ;-;;;

he could have pulled this bs on the weekend

OR HELL HE COULD HAVE DONE IT OVER THANKSGIVING BREAK SAYING SOMETHING HOW HE IS GRATEFUL FOR THE DSMP AND THEN GIVE US THE DOWNLOAD

anyway since i think a good chunk of you doesn't have the world download I've compiled everyone's player data in this dropbox folder so its easier to go through everyone's possessions

Here is where y'all can play with their data:

[boycritter]

giving up on trying to understand my own thoughts and emotions im going to become a ti-84 graphing calculator