#but being like oh yeah potato lord I follow them on tumblr

[potato-lord-but-not]

You’re name came up in conversation with an irl today and there was a moment where nothing felt real. Being in the Potato Lord cult is fun!

omg that’s insane. I feel like this shouldn’t be real quick someone take tumblr away from me

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

pt IV doctor who but i've never watched it but i know loads about it for sure

It's half past 4 am and I definitely remember everything that you maggots yelled at me about this show I definitely do

There is a slutty head preserved in a jar that had many babies

There is a Doctor who was an OG doctor and his name was Wren or something no WILF RIGHT YES SOMEONE SAID THE DILF THE MILF AND THE HOLY WILF

Michael Sheen is a sexy planet with a mouth

Neil Gaiman wrote some episodes and it was very cool I think he made Michael Sheen the sexy planet

David Tennant I know you all love David Tennant well FUCKING HERE THEN TUMBLR DAVID TENNANT

There are time lords and they are the doctor and everyone was very cross when I asked that because apparently y'all periodically forget you follow me because im dumb

It's like gay or something at some point

Andrew Garfield is a dentist who gets flirted with like you too babygirl or whatever the 10th doctor says

Oh yeah the doctors are the doctor but there are 14 of them and they all go poof and then boom new actor except for 14 where david tennant re-emerges YEAH TUMBLR HEAR THAT I SAID DAVID TENNANT

oh and THEN the fifteenth doctor arrives but he fucking girlbosses a bigeneration and so escapes trauma or something and you all get to keep david tennant YEAH I SAID HIS NAME IF THIS HELLSITE HAD AN ALGORITHM THIS POST WOULD BE TRENDING SO QUICK ISTG

Oh the TARDIS is blue and not fucking yellow sometimes my brain gaslights me and also it can be anything it is a tree but it is a police box because it wants to be due to a glitch that the doctor hasnt fixed coz hes too busy hanging out with donna or being gay or being trans which as I know from experience are both full-time occupations

Theres like an intro or something it goes DOOWEEDOOOO and when i mentioned it people started singing it in the reblogs so like nostaglia hit ig

DAAAAAAAAAAVID TENNANT YOU HERE ME TUMBLR COME AND GET YOUR DAVID TENNANT HE FOUND HIS WIFE HERE YES HE DID HIS FATHER-IN-LAW WAS A DOCTOR YES HE WAS HIS DAUGHTER WAS THE DOCTOR'S DAUGHTER BUT THEN DAVID'S WIFE SO IDK GO SLAY GEORGIA

10th doctor is kinda bitchboy and we love him for that apparently

12th doctor is girlbossing prideful or maybe it was 11th or 9th WHO'S THE ONE WHO CALLS THE POTATO A POTATO

There are rhinos and they're police they're called Zookas and they transform people into something for their sins

I think it was the rhinos but someone looks like gollum had sex with a dead horse and got impregnated

There's a potato dude (gn)

There's a Meep and Meep's pronouns are Meep which is fab

There's a dude named Harry in the original doctor who

Shitty effects are beloved here

Someone installed a ramp on the tardis

there is someone named rose and the 9th doctor did something with a timeline and lost her to another 9th doctor and everyone's sad about it coz he knew he couldnt give her the life or something

Rose is kissy smoochie with doctor

Donna noble is played by catherine tate who knows less about the show than i do (which isnt saying much clearly im an expert)

The doctor is not actually a doctor it's something about yelling DOCTOR and they say DOCTOR WHO and it's like FUCK YEAH BABA GRIL NAMEDROP

Is this show title a knock knock joke like Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Yes now let me in.

one last time for you sluts DAVID TENNNANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

you're welcome.

[monionmymind]

INTERVIEW TAG!

tagged by: @namjoonsbengaligf - I’m so sorry I know it’s been a while and I’m still only on my mobile sitting on the train rn so this is a pain but thank you so much for tagging me ily <3

rules: answer questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obligated to know better! 

name/nickname:  not my real name, but Ela for tumblr 

pronouns:  she/her

star sign:  taurus

height: 167... so... um... 5′5 or 5′6 or something?

time currently: 5:11pm 

when is your birthday: no doxxing, but end of april

favourite band/groups: BTS currently! Also Dreamcatcher. Lots of western pop/rock stuff on my playlists as well

favourite solo artist: RM? lol

song stuck in your head: nothing right now? Just listened to Namjoons Notes and am loosing it a little lmao, but currently listening to Everywhere I Go by Onlap

last movie you watched: um... my BF put on Godzilla I think

last show you binged:  rewatched Go Go Squid! for the 4236th time

when you created your (main) blog: this is my main blog currently, I created it in december 2020. I’ve been on tumblr much longer but my old main has a bunch of IRLs from high school and I wasn’t gonna spam them with my KPop fangirling 

last thing you googled: 'schweinenacken knochen’ - i’m trying to source pig neck bones for a recipe without breaking lockdown rules lmao

other blogs: not telling, that’s the whole point

why i chose my url: someone used the phrase in a post and I shamelessly decided to use it when I was trying to figure out a url. I’m sorry :/

how many people are you following: I have no clue and I cant close this to check because i’m on mobile so... yeah

how many followers do you have: see above, I’M SORRY

average hours of sleep: ideally 8... sometimes more like 6... and sometimes i just stay in bed for 4-6 more awake reading/cuddling/chilling

lucky number: not sure about lucky, but my favourite number since ever is 8

instruments: I used to play piano but i’ve probably forgotten everything

what i’m currently wearing: blue sweatpants with Hoodie 03 from the ON pop-up lol

dream job: getting paid to cook... but not like in a restaurant? I guess the closest would be being a food instagramer or something, but i don’t really want the instagram part lmao. I work in IT though

dream trip: next on the list (whenever covid dies down enough so like... probably not this year) is a asia trip with my BF - Korea and Japan for sure, lots of shopping and sight seeing and FOOD. Also really want to go to south africa for some reason, probably for 10 years or so.

favourite food: anything that involves potato, really. because i’m a basic white person apparently. I do enjoy spice and other cuisines tho! Theres great indian, african and korean dishes that involve potatoes for example!

nationality: german, for better or worse ig

favourite song: oh no i can’t choose it so depends on my mood!

top three fictional universes you’d like to live in: ugh no none, this one is already stressful enough and the ficitional universes I know seem super exhausting. Marvel? dont wanna face extinction every other year NO THANK YOU Harry Potter? sure some dude without a nose is threatening to either kill or enslave me, a pathetic muggle, and I dont even know. HOW TEMPTING Lord of the Rings? Ah yes some lazy ass villager needs to travel to a vulcano or, again, die or be enslaved. GREAT I know there’s a bunch more but like... no thanks. Maybe I can live in Stardew Valley or something?

I have no clue who to tag, and certainly not 20 freaking people. If I was that social I wouldnt be on tumblr lmao. Imma annoy some people with this, but please feel free to ignore it if you don’t want to do it!!!

@quinn-your-queen0494 @njssi @foreverrain01 @eternalbulletproof @minloop @jimimon @biaswreckme @rapbabenamjoon

[sherlollydramoine]

Welcome to the Tumblr-Dome Bitch! Pt 3

Warnings: smut-ish, mostly implied. Fluff with a cute ending. Also, don’t come for me because online friendships are very real. 

Okay y’all so I had to break this ish up into three parts, because well.. This idea got away from me. This is the conclusion. I realize that some of this is very out of character for Rami but this idea got away from me and it was making me laugh. So I’m sorry. I hope you can enjoy this ridiculous thing for what it is.

(PART ONE) (PART TWO)

Word Count: 1342

You both decided for your sanity to just avoid Tumblr for the rest of the day/evening. 

You showered and got ready for your evening with Rami, while he was texting you on and off the entire rest of the day.

Making dinner turned into something interesting, since you weren’t really sure what to cook.

Settling on one of your faves, you made a pot roast. You already had the roast thawed since you wanted to make it for dinner anyway. The prep went quickly since you just had to pop it in the oven.

He had agreed to come over around four-thirty to five, and you still had a little bit of food to finish. 

You let him into your building and told him your door was unlocked. 

When he showed up he was holding a bag that sounded like glass bottles clinking together. 

“I brought several different kinds of alcohol as an apology for the shit storm I created for you. I really am sorry.”

You just laugh and tell him that it was okay. 

He places a small kiss on your temple while you finished working on the potatoes.

“It smells delicious in here, what did you make?”

“Pot roast. It’s a comfort food of mine and one of my favorite meals ever.”

“Smells heavenly, so alcohol, pick your poison. I’m honestly down for some tequila right now.”

“God, me too!” you exclaim as you pull out a couple of glasses and some ice. 

Why don’t you take your drink and meet me at the table, I’ll be there in just a few minutes. With dinner.”

You gathered up all of the food and slowly brought everything to the table, while he sat there sipping on his drink.

Once you were both seated you ate and chatted. Mostly about the interesting turn of events of the last eighteen hours, upcoming work projects, and life. 

Conversation between you two somehow was easy just like it was when you two met last night. 

After you finished eating, clearing the table, and putting the food away you both settled on the couch. You both had, had a few drinks already and you weren’t sure if he was being funny or not but suggested you do something that is really going to set people into a frenzy.

“Why don’t we take a selfie and post it on my Tumblr blog? I don’t know why. I know this is stupid and could cause a frenzy but maybe I should settle something. Maybe I should just let the world know it’s me. You said there is a way to disable messages right?”

“Oh Lord Rami, this is stupid, but yes it is possible. I can show you, but you might have to do it from a laptop.”

“Well good thing yours is right here YN.”

“Most of my followers don’t even know what I look like anyway so I don’t see how this can hurt, unless you tag me in it.”

He brought out his phone and the two of you settled into a comfortable position on the couch before snapping a selfie. 

He opened the Tumblr app and posted the photo and he tagged you in it. Shortly after hitting the post button he opened the Twitter app and posted the picture of the two of you with the caption “Dinner, drinks, and snuggle time with my new favorite person. Just posted this on my new Tumblr blog ItsMeRami” Your jaw nearly hit the floor.  

You watch as he hits post, and then you open the Tumblr app on your laptop and allow him to log in. You show him how to disable anons, which he does and then closes the laptop.

“Rami, this is going to blow the fuck up and-”

He just smiles at you before capturing your lips in his. 

The panic subsided as his lips began to work yours, tasting a mixture of pot roast and tequila.

All the possible Tumblr drama forgotten as his hands slowly work their way from your hair all the way down your body before settling on your waist. 

The soft moan that escapes you as your body instinctively moves closer to his. 

Your hands end up tangled in his hair, while you straddle his hips, your lips still locked together in a heated kiss. 

You feel yourself grinding down on him through his jeans his little hums of pleasure vibrating through his chest and into yours. 

You almost laugh as he flips you both over and catches your top with his teeth before pulling. 

“In that piece of fan fiction that I read, I must have been strong or the top flimsy because there is no way I am ripping your shirt off with my teeth.”

You laugh for a second, as his hips grind into yours the pressure from his jeans feeling amazing against your center. 

“Oh my God. I don’t care what you do just please…”you whine out unable to form any other words.

His hands quickly work his jeans open as he pulls his cock out of his jeans. Your eyes wide at the gloriousness that is his cock. 

You had forgotten panties with your skirt and you were glad that you had, as his hand finds your core. 

“So wet darling. So wet already.”

“Rami?”

“Yes?”

“Fuck me please?”

And with that he slides himself into you slowly. Your eyes locked as you moan at the sensation of him filling you. 

He doesn’t just fuck you, no, he loves you. Several times that night and almost every night after. 

This is a night that you both remember forever, and that selfie you took that night now sits on the mantle of your house four years later. It was just after Christmas now, not quite New Year’s Eve, your belly rounded with the evidence of the late stages of your pregnancy. 

He comes into the living room, his hair wet from the shower he had just taken as he stops to admire you from afar. 

“Who would have thought that would have turned out to be one of the best nights of our lives?”

Your head turning to look at him as you smile, hands unconsciously rubbing your belly. 

“Yeah I know. And I can’t believe that we both still have our damn Tumblr accounts. The girls say ‘hi’ by the way. And Peen is glad you gave permission to post that  photo that I snapped. Always glad for more content, because your dick is glorious even clothed. Those jeans look so good on you. She really is grateful for the ‘exclusive’ content that we give her.”

He just laughs.” I’ll message her and free-rami later about the baby shower ideas they had, they both said that they will be able to be here for it.”

You laugh again. Who would have ever really thought that a chance encounter in a bar and a random foray into Tumblr, would lead to having the best friends and the best husband ever?

“Yeah it took like six months for the Tumbly drama to die down. Man, some of those people came for you hard babe.Glad you mostly just blocked them or deleted them. My publicist also wasn’t super thrilled that I did what I did, but she did find it hilarious. My fans think that my people run my Tumblr blog, but they don’t realize it’s still just mostly you and I that do all of that. And your fanfiction has definitely gotten better, maybe it’s because you write what you know?” he smiles into your hair, you roll your eyes. Even after four years he is still the same.

“Oh my God! You have no idea how many anons I get asking me what your dick is like, since I never really give full descriptions of it. They all want to know how big it is, and if I could upload any photos. People are weird and so is Tumblr. I think your fans are just glad that you engage on social media now, even if it is still very limited.”

“YN, you first told me that Tumblr is a cesspool of the weird and bizarre. Is it any surprise?”

“No.” you laugh again, settling your body back into your husbands.

@the-real-ramimalekpeen @r-ahh-mi @mrhoemazzello @txmel @xmxisxforxmaybe @ramimedley @free-rami @hissom1933​ @spacedustmazzello​ @ramimedley​