#but because he's acting for rose

[pharawee]

Return to where you belong.

—JACK & JOKER: U Steal My Heart! · Episode 08

[aipurjopa]

we’re all stifling at the bottom of a dustbin

no lighting

[ghastlyaffairs]

for something as trivial and simple those feelings sure are hard to get rid of

also made a gif a version for fun + alt version with no tears under the cut

the gif is in very low resolution...this is a feature (i could make it bigger but that would require saving each frame individually and than glueing it all together. also i feel like low resolution suits it better. aesthetically and fits the mood)

[areolni]

not sure how generations works (ive never played it [YET] yeah yeah fake fan whatever) but i keep thinking of @kiwi-the-bird-and-fruit 's lansoni generation au, amy and lancelot specifically.

they've written the conversations between sonic and amy/lance, but what happens when amy and lancelot have a conversation with each other?

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There she was, the doppelganger of his dear mother. Sir Lancelot always found it hard to rip his eyes away from the pink hedgehog whenever she came into view. Everything about Amy Rose was exactly like his mother's asides appearance – her wide smile that bore a certain softness, her cheerful tone filled with energy and wisdom, and the confident yet elegant gait whenever she strode. A pang in his chest told him that it would be wise to trust her. If she was indeed anything like Lady Nimue, he hoped that he could confide in her.

Was this really his best choice?

No, there wasn't time for contemplation or doubt. Sonic would return at any moment. He had to solve this predicament before it worsened. Amy is right there. Just… do it.

"My lady?"

"Uwaagh…! You scared me! Hi, Shad…- Ooo…"

Amy gave a look of surprise, fluttering her eyes as she did so. Before her stood in mirrored copy of Shadow, dressed with armor from head to toe. It wasn't the first time she has seen Lancelot, but finally meeting him face-to-face was quite a feat.

"You're… Sir Lancelot, right?"

"Indeed. My apologies for startling you, Amy Rose."

"Oh, don't worry about it. What brings you here?"

"I…" Words died in his throat. It was quite nerve-wracking to talk to someone who appeared like your mother, not to mention to also ask for help. Lancelot was a knight who held his head up with pride; he wasn't one to ask for help. "I require assistance."

"Oh!" Amy only grew more surprised by the second. First, Lancelot approached her, and now he was asking for help? Just as she was about to ask, her eyes caught the sight of Lancelot's lips subtly pressing into a thin line. That was when she knew where this was going. "It's about Sonic, isn't it?"

"Ah… Yes indeed." Of course, Amy would have known. His mother was smart and thus, so would she. It was pointless to dilly dally when the subject was already known.

"Sir Sonic… He has deliberately been avoiding me. I am afraid that I might have done something to upset him."

"Oh… Oh, no no no. I'm sure you did nothing wrong! It's just… You know Sonic. Running is what he does best."

"My apologies, I don't quite understand. How does this correlate to the matter at hand?"

"Well… He just doesn't want to think of the inevitable."

The inevitable. The inevitable of returning to Camelot once more. The inevitable of leaving Sonic once more. Neither Lancelot nor Sonic wished to think about it, but it was the truth.

"… Does my presence truly hurt him greatly?"

"I… Well… I think it's just a harsh reminder to him. But trust me when I say he's good at heart! I'm sure you know that."

"Very much so. Regardless…" Lancelot found himself drifting away, his gaze now staring at the white space ahead of him. "My heart aches. I wish to alleviate the pain, but he refuses to give me a chance. So terribly adamant on saving the world…"

"Oh, Lancelot… I'm sure he thinks it's a good way to distract himself, but we all know that it's only going to make things worse for him. He'll come around eventually. I'll talk to him. Don't you worry, okay?"

The knight nodded, albeit slow and reluctant. "Thank you, my lady."

" 'Amy' is just fine, hehe."

She could get used to Lancelot, for sure.

[r0semultiverse]

How Homestuck Beyond Canon Candy Timeline has/will have parallels with Homestuck proper around and during the events of [S] Game Over

Jane Crocker heavily aligned/influenced by with Crocker Corp. Notice how her neck accessory looks very similar to the Crocker computer tiara. There's also the circuits surrounding the button, which are reminiscent of Crockertier Jane's visual mind control effect by The Condesce.

Jane also kind of looks like The Condesce with how she's silhouetted here.

The head of Crocker Corporation on a large Crocker space ship. A ship which I would like to point out looks eerily similar to the ship that The Condesce flies around in except the forks/sporks are facing the opposite direction and it's got black on it instead of mostly red.

Jake dying at the hands of Crocker influenced Jane and coming back to life parallels with this Jane coming close to killing Jake, but stopping right before death. Same green text too.

The cast of characters surrounding this time in the comic are also similar.

We also got the whole Crocker laser beam of death being hinted at which we've absolutely seen before.

I talked about this in one of my previous theories, Jake is getting a better grasp of his hope powers; so, I think we could see another hope explosion again in some capacity out of Jake's concern for Tavvy.

I could also totally see Jake being held hostage by one of the Crocker Clones A.K.A. the Brig Boys and Kanaya cutting them up with her chainsaw (hopefully avoiding Jake).

This is more of a little side detail, but Vriska is once again on the sidelines while this massive important fight takes place because she's trapped in her own personal Hell this time.

CHARACTER DEATH FLAGS - I don't know how to organize this post and there was a lot more potential evidence to this than I thought there was going into it.

Let me preface this with the fact that the existential split between Meat and Candy sometimes seems to try to course correct itself and much like certain peoples DNIs, it doesn't want any doubles. We see this with Dirk, Dave (he died even if he ascended to ultimate self afterwards), June/J/John, Terezi(seemingly), Meenah (her other self is in the black hole with Lord English so we can't necessarily confirm death but yknow), Aradia (is just Aradia), Gamzee, Calliope (that is a whole complex situation), and Rose (if her future sight is correct, but we'll get to that). Those are the only examples I can think of at this time, but it's absolutely a repeating pattern of the universe sort of course-correcting to have only one of each of our main characters exist at a time. This, at least in the cases of Dirk, Dave, & Rose seems to be related to the ascension to ultimate self, but we can't really say if that's why the other characters only get one existence at this time.

Karkat has has at least 2 deaths from around this time, one involving Crockertier Jane as well which could be a sign of things to come.

Rose's death flag is that she has literally foreseen her death in her future sight. She is thinking about Kanaya and Roxy in the same thought process while seeing her own death, feeling full of regret (even though she's trying to repress her own feelings) about her relationship to Roxy and Kanaya. Very similar to her being regretful as she was dying in Roxy's arms. I'm also guessing the bullet that hits her will be from Jake's gun, just throwing that out as a possibility.

ROSE: What... ROSE: Happened to me? ROXY: the witch got u ROXY: with her fork ROXY: but youre gonna be ok ROSE: Oh. ROSE: That's nice. ROSE: *Cough.* ROXY: maybe you uh ROXY: shouldnt try to talk now ROSE: You saved me, didn't you? ROXY: ... ROSE: Thanks. ROSE: But, ROSE: She's gone, isn't she. ROSE: For good, I mean. ROXY: ? ROSE: I saw her die. ROSE: And. ROSE: It's a shame how... ROSE: *Cough.* ROSE: A shame that I never even... ROSE: Got to tell her... ROSE: I loved her. ROXY: who?

ROSE: Kanaya. ROSE: But... ROSE: You too, mom.

Kanaya also has a death flag here in getting hit by The Condesce's laser beam of death, but it's more of a maybe given that we see Rose's future vision of Kanaya holding her body in her arms. Keep in mind though we also had this bit of dialogue about the reliability of future sight right before we saw that vision.

JADE: dont forget im more than a little versed in future sight myself ok JADE: i dont care how credible it seems, you cant depend on that information!

Jake and Jane are also on the chopping block potentially, but I can't think of a way at this time, unless Kanaya mistakes Jake for one of the clones amidst her rage and ends up cutting through him along with the Crocker clones. The one pictured below was done by Aranea who is out of the story. Maybe Meenah's trident hits Jake somehow or something, I don't know. We also have meat Jake and Jane who are doing more okay.

On top of the parallels to the doomed timeline that was [S] Game Over, we also had Vriska say that this reality was fake and didn't matter. I'm paraphrasing and I don't know if we'll get a doomed timeline situation yet with the 4 kids still in it, but I just thought the amount of parallels was interesting & worth pointing out.

I also wanted to get this out before the next update in case it's related to the flash animation and any of my predictions come true.

Alternatively I think the flash animation will be Ultimate Dirk kick starting his SBURB home brew session on Deltritus. He probably has all the tech and narrative powers to do it based on what we've seen, they just need a species they'll both be satisfied with as the players for the session.

[lizzybeeee]

Just my opinion, but if your Order is bringing back a species who is the literal icon of your entire existence you may want to name them something a little less 'How to Train Your Dragon'. Because I hear the rest of these griffon names and they're on the same level as Hagrid naming a hippogriff 'Buckbeak' or literally any of the dragons from HTTYD.

Beaktooth? Stormwing? Rumptail?

They're a new hope of your Order! This little sliver of the past that was protected through the ages and somehow managed to live despite all the odds! I can see them being pet names from trainers but...I dunno, I think there should be more to it than a cute name because of how significant it is?

Personally, I think it would be cooler (and way more fitting!) to name some of them after notable Grey Wardens as some recognition of their sacrifice and enduring legacy after all these ages. And not just a 'choose your birth month + day' and that's your griffon name combo.

Anyway, this is just some brainstorming :)

Warden's Who Killed Archdemons:

The Warden who killed Dumat is unknown but it happened at the Silent Plains in the Anders -> my suggestion is to name one 'Aria' after the Felicidus Aria or the Silent Plains Rose. The only plant to grow there a thousand years later, in honour of whomever made the blow.

Corin - the Hero of the Second blight who killed the Archdemon Zazikel.

The Warden who killed Toth is not named (but we can grab his sword that was split into three pieces and became three daggers - the Thorn of the Dead Gods) -> just give him a name. Possibly make him a surface dwarf? (we have a human in Corin and an elf in Garahel, after all. It would explain why he was buried at Weisshaupt too.)

Garahel - the Hero of the Fourth Blight who killed Andoral.

The Fifth Blight

The Hero of Ferelden - a griffon named after the Warden, regardless if they make the killing blow. (have them always off screen of just cut off when someone says their name lmao).

Alistair/Adalla - the warden who slays Urthurmiel can also be Alistair or Loghain. Alistair...for Alistair. I was torn on Loghain and whether or not they'd name a griffon after him, all things considered. Instead I chose the name of his childhood mabari (assume that Anora suggested the name). I feel it suits better than using his name - and I think Loghain would prefer it too.

Here Lies the Abyss

Alistair, Stroud, or Hawke - name a griffon after whomever sacrificed their lives at the battle of Adamant!

Again, uncertain about Loghain, but I believe that after a decade of service to the Warden's it's far more understandable that they would name a griffon after him. A true testament that you can join the Warden's from the lowest of lowest points and still make something of yourself.

Other Notable Wardens

Duncan - the man who worked so hard to establish the Wardens in Ferelden after 200 years of exile. The same man who recruited the Hero of Ferelden/Alistair, who led the Warden's at Ostagar.

Riordan - in honor of his sacrifice at the Battle of Denerim in the Fifth Blight -> in all versions of the FIfth Blight (codex entries, dialogue etc...) Poor Riordan is always left out. It would be nice to acknowledge him - the man crippled Urthurmiel, after all!

Isseya - they did you so dirty in DATV. Let her fly high in the sky once more ;_;

Neriah - Corin's lover, who sacrificed her life and allowed him to kill Zazikel. (they can be together again! As griffons!)

Non-Warden's / Acknowledgements

Moroc - a dwarven paragon, present at the founding of the Grey Warden's -> thanks to him a dwarf does not lose their caste if they join the Grey Wardens.

Assan - or another Dalish name. An acknowledgement of the Dalish's part in fighting the Blights. (We already have humans, city elves, mages, and dwarves represented.)

That's 12 names (13 if Loghain or Alistair slew the archdemon) and all I can come up with. The last one can be Bob or something.

[ficsinhistory]

Team Sonic is currently at a ratio of 2:1 because Sonic and Knuckles are "shoot first, ask questions later" kinda guys, but with Amy joining the team, Tails will no longer be the only Rational One™

Hello Anon ✨

You're absolutely right. Sonic and Knuckles are indeed more of a team that "hits first and asks questions later". So much so that in the conflict with Shadow, Tails was the only one who didn't think of attacking without a plan. And with Amy joining the group, I believe that she will at least support him in his plans beforehand, especially since I theorise that Amy's chaos powers will manifest as temporal manipulation and the ability to see the past and future, powers that are more strategic than brute force like Sonic, Shadow and Knuckles.

However, I also believe that Amy will have her own distinct position. She is less impulsive and prone to planning, clearly devised the best way to save Sonic in the post-credits, but we have to remember that canonically… Amy is completely unhiged.

She has her emotions on edge, loves adventure to escape her mundane life and wields a giant hammer that requires insane brute force. She is as strong as Knuckles and as prone to throwing herself into chaos and fighting as Sonic, but her strategic streak (and dare say prone to tech because that hammer was totally robotic) make her more similar to Tails.

And here comes another theory of mine: while Amy has her own personality, she has traits that open to friendship with the three boys on Team Sonic while maintaining her unique traits: empathy, unconditional love, and most importantly, iron persistence and an incorruptible morale of hope and kindness.

[offkilterkeys]

It sucks that Jane and Kanaya got shoved into the mommy friend roles cause they’ve got such potent exasperated older sister and bug eyed younger sister energy respectively

[chalamet-chalamet]

These are insane (IG credit to holycolorfulpig)

[harpoonsnotspoons]

Was only going to draw one thing today but Coraline AU Strilondes called to me

[thedreadvampy]

my friend invited me to go with them to a show tonight

and the thing is it was not good. it was a cabaret with some amazing circus acts but each of them got like. 5-10 minute slots. and were interspersed with 20+ minutes EVERY TIME of some of the most tedious standup work I have ever seen from the MC and the same 5 physical comedy bits repeated ad nauseum. this guy literally did a Borat bit. in the year of our lord 2024. he sang 2 entire rounds of the Family Guy theme.

and it just KEPT GOING. it was meant to be a 90 minute show, which imo is already a slog for a show starting at 11:30PM but within the bounds of reasonable. it finished. at fucking 1:50 AM. ALMOST TWO AND A HALF HOURS OF THIS SHIT. and it did not help that the 5 bits were all of the 'OH NO SOMETHING HAS DISRUPTED THE SHOW' variety which is funny for a bit, less funny when you're literally 45 minutes past the end of your scheduled finish and still fucking going.

HOWEVER. what I did not realise was that this was in fact. my friend's favourite comedian. and if I had known this I might not have gathered up my stuff and walked out during the curtain call and probably would not have announced on the way out, 'that was the most tedious fucking thing I have ever endured.' and I almost certainly, when someone overheard me complaining about the length and tedium and said 'yeah it ran a bit long huh,' have replied, at the actual near-shouting top of my voice, "I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF."

I feel. bad for spoiling the show for them.

in my defence I have been very tired this week, I got home at 2:30 AM, and raked seating really hurts my hips so I was in agony by the end of the first hour. but mostly I'm just a bitch who loves to hate tbh.

[slowdrippingnoise]

i like rose actually hes full of Concepts. i like how leon could easily remind him of peony and of himself (personality, talented champion / older brother, beloved golden child) and i like how bede could also remind him of them/what his remark about seeing himself in bede could mean if taken as truth (ignored child, desperate to prove his worth / uncompromising confidence, needs to feel in control, perfectionistic) so he gives them both important roles to keep them around. very normal very well adjusted good job man.

swsh should have had 500 more lines of major npc dialogue. also leon and marnie should have talked about the whole being a symbolic king/princess thing. or she could talk to hop about it and he could talk about how he thinks leon feels about it which could be interesting also. even more economic fuckery talk i know its a sports thing but leon's Sponsor Cape drives me a little nuts. catch him between his own hopes/the needs of the league/rose's ideas specifically. he's been champion since he was like 10 right. something like that. im going back in time sneaking into the swsh writers room and taping up a big poster of N Harmonia. how soon we forget Boy King Prime. also pokespe was right rose should just be Objectively Correct about the impending energy crisis, his problem is that he tries to solve everything by himself by manipulating everyone around him, and is cool with putting the whole region in danger if he thinks it will Solve The Problem. his problem isnt being pro-nuclear power his problem is he thinks like a king. ideal swsh is anti-monarchy as well as anti-monopoly it would make more sense.

[the-one-that-weeps]

Not to be annoying but I think every Tsukasa kinnie/lover needs to read "The Happy Prince and other tales" by Oscar Wilde.

You want fantastical scenarios with colourful characters? Yep.

You want a story that showcases the faults of selfishness and egoism? Right here buddy.

You want a tale about how humanity is generous by nature and genuinely likes seeing others happy and that all of your sacrifices will be repaid by love? Guess what.

[vendimeyers]

Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history

Me:

[konohamaru-sensei]

Not to kill the big euphoria that's been in my dash since Saturday, but I (personally) did not like the ending of a rcane

[roseworth]

part of the appeal of a jason & rose team up to me is that they are so similar personality-wise but they are soooo different in their approach to crimefighting in the sense that jason is a meticulous planner and rose does not plan more than 10 minutes ahead. jason spends weeks putting together every aspect of their plan and backup plans in case something goes wrong just for rose to ruin it by going "im gonna kick down this door and see if anyones behind it"