#but atsumu ohhhh boy

[s-c-l-n]

post retirement sakuatsu where sakusa becomes some rich science guy and atsumu does local volleyball rec leagues/summer camps and will on occasion coach at some local schools

[dearest-tobio]

since the olympics is coming up soon... hq boys at the olympics brainrot incoming...

[hotvinimon]

Miya Osamu <3

“Samu…Samu…Don’t look directly, but I can see your doppelganger… just behind you.”

You and your sweet, loving, handsome, onigiri man of a boyfriend were on a night date in the street of Shibuya. Osamu was busy in choosing what to eat first, while you took pictures. Suddenly you saw Osamu’s clown toghether with a curly haired, bitch-faced man, an orange head and an owl faced beefy boy.

To say that you were shocked would be an understatement. A guy… or I should say Samu’s clown was chatting with his friends just few meters behind your boyfriend, only his hair's more blonde, and his vibe's more... clownish.

“Doppelganger ??? what do you even me-” “CAN’T YOU FUCKING WHISPER ?? AND DON’T LOOK LIKE THAT. BE MORE SUBTLE.” you whisper yelled.

Suddenly the doppelganger looked in your direction and frowned comically and advanced towards you.

“OH MY GOSH, SAMUUUU, HE'S COMING... HE'S COMING THIS WAY!”

Samu quickly looked into the direction, and unlike you he was frowning ??? similarly like his doppelganger ??? what the heck was going on. Was there some kind of invisible mirror thing that you couldn’t see.

Even the doppelganger's buddies seem cool, like they're in on the joke.

The doppelganger was now, standing in front of you and looking at your boyfriend, like he was communicating with his eyes. Before anyone could say anything…

“OMYGODOMYGODOMYGOD… CAN I TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU SIR ????”

All eyes are on you, but who cares? It's not every day you meet your boyfriend's mirror image.

“Oh.. of course cutie, are you a fan ??”

“Well, I’m a human but I’ve never seen my boyfriend’s clown my entire life.” you giggled like a kid.

“DON’T DO THAT”. That ‘DOPPELGANGER’ yelled at your boyfriend.

“I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING.”

“YOU ARE MAKING GOO-GOO EYES AT HER. LIKE YOU MAKE AT FOOD.”

“I AM NOT.”

“YES YOU ARE”

All you could hear for next fifteen minutes was funny curse words and skin slapping sounds. Meanwhile, the curly-haired dude shoots you a concerned look.

“Ohhhh… so you are his big brother. Nice to meet you Tsum, I’m y/n, Samu’s s/o.”

Unlike your fictional brain, the ‘DOPPELGANGER’ turned out to be your boyfriend’s twin brother.

“Nice to meet you too y/n/n” Atsumu showed his signature smirk.

“IT’S MIYA TO YOU AND IT’S Y/L/N TO YOU.”

"WHAT THE HECK, BASTARD? AM I SOME GIRLFRIEND STEALER?"

"MORE LIKE AN UNINVITED DATE CRASHER."

"AT LEAST I'M EYE CANDY."

"YEAH, WELL, MOM LIKES ME MORE."

More insults fly, more slaps echo, and the furniture starts to question its life choices. Meeting your boyfriend's twin? Not too shabby after all.

Keys -

y/n - your name

s/o - sgnificant other

y/n/n - your nick name

y/l/n - your last name

Requests are open

[444mera]

[chronically online] profiles: art students (and atsumu)

y/n

microinfluencer 😜😜

first and foremost an Art Student

so so wiiittyyy, BIG flirt

okay this girl lichrally knows how to do so many things like CMON y/n is a MULTI media arts student ....

liiiike this mf has had so many hobbies in the past there's like so many different craft things in her room

literal #jack of all trades (but master of none)

no money for gifts? no problem! she just makes something out of the many items in her room

saeko

like i said, she is That Girl

sooo carefree, so spontaneous

if you search up the definition of "social butterfly", a photo of her shows up

her photography phase never went away

the day after ANY time you go out with her, you will always receive the most beautiful, jaw-dropping photos of the day before

also she literally knows every student, of course she knows about every single party

and everyone loves her!!

saeko's a Hard drinker .... loves whiskey and has a bottle opener attached to her carabiner

lipstick lesbian (with crazy masc aura)

semi

slutty musician

ohhhh everyone thinks he's so cool and mysterious

which he is!! but his friends know he's a geek who loves theatre

he used to be a band kid, theatre kid, AND a choir kid

his favorite musical is heathers

semi puts up the "cool and mysterious" act because growing up, he was never really seen as attractive and he was tired of that!

he somehow wants to be perceived but hates it at the same time like lol he deletes his posts and deactivates and reactivates his social media accounts over and over

always used to get called a gay theatre kid as a joke (they were only half-right, he's bi)

atsumu

okay he's in both y/n and suna's life so you know he's chismoso

very nosy boy, is always sat for tea

especially when him, y/n, and bokuto hang out,, the tea is craaazy

kiiiinda a lover boy which is shocking for a lot of people since he looks like a womanizer

token straight friend in y/n's friend group but fits right in

beats the college student meals allegations (only ramen, ever) because he's a gym boy and eats healthy ... a lot of what he eats is osamu's onigiris though

he MIGHT be singlehandedly funding onigiri miya (jk, they have customers)

always going on dates trying to genuinely find love, but is struggling

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☆ mera's mail ! y/n is the only one with a private account because everyone else either 1. voluntarily airs out all their dirty laundry on main or 2. they just don't care. you decide who fits what! anyway, life's been crazy! just graduated shs, i'm so back guys :D will be posting suna's gc profiles tomorrow, then some more bonus content before the story really starts. sorry i <3 Foreplay (character building)

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[teamatsumu]

Helloooo! I'm just thiiiiis happy you're open to hearing requests because I adore your writing so much!

I'm flying a lot this year for work and weddings and whatnot, and I'd love your take on Haikyuu characters travelling solo overseas on a plane! How they react if they're seated next to a cute reader and do/don't make any moves, or they're a complete mess and somehow miss the flight - whatever your thoughts may be on them as passengers 😊

Akaashi, Suna, Osamu have been on my mind but I'd honestly eat up anything you write about anyone really ❤️

Ohhhh my god i love this idea my thoughts are RACING

AKAASHI:

He is very quiet on planes, I think. Keeps to himself, doesn’t bother anyone. Definitely gets a window seat, doesn’t get up to use the bathroom unless it’s absolutely necessary. His flights are uneventful at best, and he manages to finish that one book he was slowly reading over the last few weeks.

If he is seated next to someone he finds cute, he doesn’t say anything about it. He will look at you from the corner of his eye, tiny glances every now and then, but he won’t bother you. But if you initiate conversation, he will definitely engage in it. And quite enthusiastically too. You nearly fly off your seat when you realize he works as a manga editor, and Akaashi happily answers all your wonderous questions. He thinks you’re enthusiasm on the subject is contagious, and he feels elated when you ask for his number near the end, because he is not sure if he would have the courage to.

SUNA:

Suna also minds his own business. He has his laptop, his phone, and a good pair of noise canceling headphones. He is set for the trip. He is someone who puts his comfort above all. Meaning his own pillow and blanket, and even more comfortable slippers for longer flights. He is about to have the time of his life.

But then he notices that his neighbor is cute, way cuter the more he looks, and he can’t help but have half his attention on whatever you’re doing. He might comment on something too, and if you respond positively, that can spark conversation. He doesn’t talk more if he thinks it’s bothering you. Suna knows his boundaries. But he is not shy, and he is sure he can use his wit to create a little friendship and maybe get your number by the time you two get off the flight.

OSAMU:

Osamu is a patient flier by all means. Between him and Atsumu, he always guns for the window seat, and often gets his way too after a few choice words and winning a few petty bets. When he is traveling alone, he exclusively gets a window seat, even if he has to pay extra. And of course, he needs to know what they are serving on the plane.

Okay here’s my Osamu headcanon, he does not like plane food. And he has a habit of mumbling under his breath about it. Usually, people who complained about it would annoy you, but the boy next to you has this thick accent and is speaking in a dialect you haven’t heard before, that you find extremely funny.

You indulge him, and he opens up immediately. He complains about the food and you echo his opinions. Before you know it, you are having a fiery discussion on food, and Osamu is seconds away from kissing you on the spot when you say that you think Udon is the best noodle.

Time flies by with him, and you get off the plane with promises that you would visit Onigiri Miya for a free meal soon.

[verslxt]

radio shows ~ r. suna

“i currently have y/n miya, world renowned model. sister to msby jackal player atsumu miya. and dating ejp rajin player rintaro suna”.

you smiled at the introduction to yourself “i’m so glad you could have me on”

you knew atsumu made everyone listen to this. osamu probably had the tv on watching the livestream. and suna was most definitely listening to it.

“so do you know of anyone who is listening to the show currently” the interviewer asked

“uhm yes i do actually, and i have one correction to make to your introduction. i have my brothers listening. hi atsumu and osamu. and i have my fiancé suna listening”

suna had preposed to you at a family gathering at his families house. atsumu and osamu already knew but not everyone knew. you talked it over with suna if you could say you two were engaged or not and he said yes

“oh wow, how long have you two been dating?”

“well he was in 1st year of high school and i was still in junior high. when i finally got into high school he asked me out. to homecoming actually”

“how did he ask you out”

“a sign. oh my god this boy had everything planned out. i was a cheerleader for basketball during the time. so i helped the volleyball team by being their manager. atsumu made me to do it. i’m not that mad about it anymore because i met suna from it. he used our golden doodle to ask me out. i still remember what the sign said too ‘if my puppy dog eyes don’t work maybe nini’s will’. oh my god poor nini he put a sign on her that said ‘hoco with suna?’. i said yes because i loved nini. nini is now 6ft under”

you felt your phone buzz. you knew it was suna. you smiled a little bit

“your smile is so beautiful”

“thank you so much”

“we’re going to cut to a song. what do you think we should play, y/n”

“let’s play an inrarizaki favorite. ohmami by chase atlantic”

“with maggie lindemann or just normal?”

“normal”

you thought of suna saying ohmami. this boy loved the song. he loved doing some special activities during the song. you felt your phone buzz again

“bitch, i'm fuckin' styling yeah ooh-ooh-ooh, oh yeah whoa”

you picked up your phone

rinnie&lt;3🥰 your doing great baby 🫶🏽

y/n ❤️ thank you baby 🫶🏽

dumbass 1 😐 ohmami really?

fucking dumbass 🥱 yea, lost my virginity to it 😶

dumbass 1 😐 EWWWWW

fucking dumbass 🥱 YOU ASKED

the song ended and the interview picked back up

“i love that song so much”

“me too. now, do you and suna ever want kids”

you smiled. you and suna have been having this conversation since you two got together “yes we would. we only want 2 of them. and if i carry the twin gene then we may have to go through pregnancy once”.

“what’s your favorite song currently”

“i have a few actually! mine by 1nonly, r u mine by arctic monkeys, problems by mother mother and needed me by rihanna”

“y/n miya a mother mother fan?”

“oh and get scared”

suna taught you all those bands. other than a handful. suna really made you into who you are today

“can you do a perfect accent?”

you start in a perfect british accent “well funny you say that”. then you switch to an australian accent “i can do a kermit one too”. and that’s when you switch to kermit “well i say where is miss. piggy. i swear i lose that girl more than i lose my mind sometimes”.

you laugh, you knew atsumu never knew you could do those. so he’s probably surprised. you and osamu yell at each other in an australian accent. and then you and suna go around the house yelling in the house in the kermit accent

“do you know…the muffin man?”

“the muffin man?”

“ThE mUfFiN mAn”

the interviewer laughs “now we know ms. miya can do accents perfectly. now if you weren’t famous what would you be doing”

“ohhhh i would either be doing cheer for the msby jackals or be a massage therapist”

“what would you name your boat if you had one”

“oh goodness, now me and suna have been wanting a boat since like forever. and we decided we would name it the beayatch”

“what’s the dumbest thing you’ve gotten injured from doing?”

“how much time do we have. let’s see i got dropped by osamu and atsumu trying to do a cheer stunt. now based on their muscles at the time you would think they could hold me up right? wrong they dropped me so hard, i twisted my ankle and now i can move my knee cap anyway i want. another time i was cooking dinner and suna was in the mood if you know you know. and he sat me up on the counter and we kinda forgot to turn off the burner”

“how is it like dating suna”

“after noon naps. i get so greatful for them sometimes. uhm this boy can cook really good, he and his mom used to cook together all the time. so he picked up recipes from her. it’s really fun, i’m glad i get to marry him”

“awww, we’re going to go to a song but don’t leave yet we still have burning questions sent in from you guys! stay tuned. now what song should we play”

“oooo problems by mother mother”

“problems coming up”

you picked up your phone and texted suna

y/n ❤️ am i doing good

rinnie 🥰 your doing great baby

y/n ❤️ love you rinnie

rinnie 🥰 love you too

the interview picked back up. and she asked you the one question you were hoping she wouldn’t ask

“so there have been a few rumors of suna cheating, what have you two done about it?”

"“oh, now the pictures that were leaked of him cheating was when we were in high school. that was his girlfriend before me. and we do some checks on our phones, we just ask each other to see mine or his phone when we feel like they are acting weird, but one day he denied me to look and then he told me after he preposed why i wouldn’t let me look. it was because he was texting osamu about it, and he was acting weird because of that”

"oh, so he wasn't really cheating"

"no, he wasn't"

you knew suna would never cheat on you, he loves you way too much. and you love him way to much to cheat on him as well

"oh that's all the time we have with ms. miya"

"oh wow that passed by quickly"

~time skip~

"mhm you smell good" suna said shoving his face in your neck as you texted atsumu

"thank you rinnie"

"what do you want for dinner?"

"anything really, i don't care. as long as its not sushi, i'm pregnant"

suna picked you up so fast you dropped your phone back onto the couch, showing that you were talking to your mom and not actually atsumu.

"oh my god are you actually pregnant?"

"yes rinnie i was just telling my mom"

"i love you, i love you, i love you"

"i love you too rinnie"

[honeystwiggypeach]

Can you write about the Haikyuu boys putting up an ad for a roommate and because reader has a gender neutral name they think a guy is moving in. Maybe a strangers to friends to lovers kinda thing.

Osamu, Atsumu, Bokuto, Kenma, Matsukawa & Suna?

This is such a cute idea???? Like I live this so much!! But bestie I’m going to have to format this differently because of how many characters this is so like the first few paragraphs is what they’re all thinking when they put up the ad than it moved to characters!! Might not be the best

Tw-drinking fem reader cursing kissing?(drunk kissing in Kenma’s both parties are drunk)

He didn’t realize you weren’t a guy. It wasn’t easy to tell by your name but when a few pink things started to show up at the door it was pretty clear you weren’t a guy…

Osamu

He didn’t know that you were the one who signed up. I mean he obviously knew your name but he didn’t think it was you?

His favorite customer at the restaurant? His favorite regular? He definitely didn’t think it was you.

But when you showed up at the door unlocking the door to see him on the couch his eyes were wide, “Osamu?” You whisper and he nods.

Thus beginning the awkward tension obviously he’d flirted with you in the shop? But he didn’t think you’d end up being his roommate.

But only a few short months later, Atsumu is horrified to see you peck his cheek when he opens the door for you.

Atsumu

He thought he was going insane. When you’d walked in smiling at him softly.

He litteraly freaked out on Osamu who called you pretty.

“You can’t do that dude! She’s my roommate!!” He’s practically shouting.

“You do it all the time!” He shouts back.

He’s right but it’s different! You both know it’s different, you smile softly as you fill your cup with water giving Atsumu a little smile as he watches you go back to your room.

Bokuto

He thought he’d be ok with having a girl as a roommate that chattering on and on about you to all his friends was normal.

“Don’t you think you like her or something” Akaashi asks tiredly.

“Like her? As a friend yea!”

“No bo like as a person…you talk about her alot” he was right…

“Y/n!” Bokuto shouts as he walks into the apartment

You peek your head out the room smiling softly when you see bo, “I think I like you” he says panicked as you smile fondly.

“I like you too.” It’s a little whisper compared to his loud statement but still a confession that he’ll savor forever.

Kenma

He was sure he couldn’t care less about you, but the way you’d softly ask if he wanted you to make breakfast for him or how you’d tell him you made some extras.

“Don’t you think it’s like not just friend ship?” Kuroo asks, you’d had a class today and Kenma couldn’t help but chatter about you.

“What’re you talking about?” He mutters rolling his eyes.

“You know what I mean” and that thought wandered his mind the entire night.

And the next night and for the next six months.

Today however you’d asked him if he’d drink with you and of course he agreed.

“I think I like you” his cheeks were a bright red and he was giggling a bit.

You nodded, “I like you too” he giggled as he gave you a sloppy kiss before leaning against your shoulder.

Before you knew it, it was the next morning you’d had a hangover from hell but you were both holding onto each other as you woke up.

Matsukawa

He couldn’t give two shits, at least that’s what he thought until he was venting to Maki about how he thought you were just one of the best people he’d ever met.

“I think I like y/n” he mutters as Maki nods.

“Pretty obvious” he tells him.

“Like who?” You ask as you walk out of your room.

“No one” Issei shouts as Maki makes an ohhhh noise before slipping out the apartment.

“So…” you slip beside him into the couch, “I heard you like me”

“Oh yea? And where’s you hear that?”

“The one and the only” you punctuate your words with kisses peppered around his face before he’s softly kissing your lips.

Suna

He knew from the moment youd walked into the apartment that something was going to be a problem. Either you couldn’t coexist or something.

But he definitely didn’t think it would be that he developed a crush on you??

He thought that was fucking embarrassing, he couldn’t live with a girl without liking her?

Though apparently you were the same, “dude you know she likes you too right?” Osamu tells him his brows furrowed you’d just came in chattering about Suna and left before Suna came in chattering about you…

“She does?” He’s shocked.

“Talks about you like she does…”

And with that he was off running to tell you his feelings.

Let me know if you guys want more I love writing requests so much!!!

[andraxicated]

"What's the best bra to wear?"

Pairings: Daichi, Sugawara, Asahi, Suna, Kuroo, Kenma, Osamu, Sakusa, Atsumu, Bokuto, Oikawa, Ushijima, Akaashi, Lev, Tanaka, Tsukishima, Nishinoya, Kita, Matsukawa, Iwaizumi x f! reader

Synopsis: Haikyuu boys replying to your question.

Tags: suggestive jokes | fluff

a/n: ok im too lazy to make a fake text chat and i think i like this format better? i love everyone in haikyuu but these boys, i really feel their personality and i'd probably only write for them in the future.

-Daichi, Sugawara, Asahi-

You: What's the best bra to wear?

Him: *sends a website of an underwear brand*

you can browse through these

You: Babe??? You actually went to find some? Ily😭

-Suna, Kuroo-

You: What's the best bra to wear?

Him: *sends a pic of his hand*

am i right or am i right?

You: 👁️👄👁️

-Kenma, Osamu, Sakusa-

You: What's the best bra to wear?

Him: Why are you asking me that?

You: Your hand :((

*left on seen* (dry af)

-Atsumu, Bokuto-

You: What's the best bra to wear?

Him: *seen*

You: Your hands

Him: OHhhh, ohmygod I was searching around the net for bra reviews and rankings

-Oikawa-

You: What's the best bra to wear?

Him: My hands. I just love the way they look on your titties

-Ushijima, Akaashi-

You: What's the best bra to wear?

Him: Is this because I ripped it last time? I'm sorry.

You: NOOOO babe it's not, it's from tiktok!

-Lev, Tanaka-

You: What's the best bra to wear?

Him: I literally got smacked by my sister when I asked her this

-Tsukki, Nishinoya, Kita-

You: What's the best bra to wear?

Him: *sends the tiktok sound*

You: I hate you

-Matsukawa, Iwaizumi-

You: What's the best bra to wear?

Him: idk i'll buy you a new one

[kageymaspoiledmilk]

*The Msby is over at Atsumu's apartment* Sakusa: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven? Atsumu: ... N-No... Atsumu, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have??? Sakusa, motioning to the kitchen: Three, I thought! Bokuto: I see a- Atsumu, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. Sakusa: Oh, well I- Atsumu: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave* Atsumu, amazed: Its got a bake setting! Meian : Ohoho, you learn something new every day! Hinata: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first? Atsumu: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin! Atsumu: I am someone who owns four ovens... Atsumu, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS... Atsumu: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens... Thomas, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven! Atsumu: Sakusa: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens! Atsumu: Atsumu, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

[kkusuka]

alright alright, these are what i think the aftermath of them fucking you really well! HQ!! eddition <3

boys: ushijima, bokuto, iwaizumi, aran, miya twins, tendo, sakusa, and komori

implied smut ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

pt. 2

ushijima wakatoshi ☽

shaking legs ᴥ︎

you knew it wasn’t as hard as he could go, but shit was it still rough

you could stand, barely, but you could

although it was obvious what had happened the night before, one look from Toshi shut that down

but~ that didn’t stop Tendou, oh no it didn’t

“aw, y/n! your legs are shaking pretty bad huh? i could always talk to Wakatoshi-kun for you!”

all that matters is that toshi likes to see the evidence of how good he made you feel

(and in the morning when you can barely stand he gets to hold you and bring you into the shower with him and he’d ruin your legs every night if it meant he could do that every morning)

aaaaannnd you let him massage your legs when it happens

basically toshi thrives off of touching you

bc he isn’t the best with words so he has to find a better way to let you know he loves you

omg, he is so precious 🥺

bokuto kotaro 

𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕘𝕙 𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕪𝕤 ♡︎

if bokuto had it his way, he would never have to leave your thighs

he just goes and goes until you’ve bagged him to fuck you

to which he happily abides

but that doesn’t take away the spots of purple and red adorning you inner AND outer thighs

and they are soooo hard to cover, especially when you want to wear shorts

it’s like a nightmare

the shorts have to cover at LEAST until your mid thigh point, unless you want to look like you were beat up :/

you were never going to tell him though, no way he was too good for you to ask him to stop

iwaizumi hajime

𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜𝚜 ♕

daddy iwa-chan hits it from the back more often then not

and we’ve all seen how strong he is too

in the middle of blowing your back out he’ll grab your hair in one hand and start to spank you with the other

and he won’t stop smacking until your cheeks are red, then he’ll rub them a bit, attempting to soothe your already bruising ass

this doesn’t even include the finger marks of when he groped your ass during you quick make out session

(he slapped your ass during that too. multiple times too)

his is an aftercare king tho

he’ll rub some soothing cream on your cheeks and give them and your upper thighs a little massage/rub thing

but nothing could completely get rid of the pain :/

you WILL not be sitting comfortably for the next few days

it’s the Iwa guarantee ;)

atsumu miya

🇷 🇦 🇼  🇹 🇭 🇷 🇴 🇦 🇹  𖣔

(raw throat)

two reasons

anytime you try to give him a blowjob

it any time you have his dick in your mouth somehow

he fuck your throat like he’ll never experience it ever again, like a man possessed

AND he doesn’t stop fucking you until your screaming for him

sadistic fuck :|

if you couldn’t guess, all of your neighbors hate you two but are too embarrassed to say anything to your face

needless to say, you gargle salt water after every round to try and save your voice

it literally never works, like ever

and what makes it even worse is taht the next morning tsumu would ask you questions knowing you couldn’t answer

“babe, do you want eggs?.....babe?.....ohhhh right, guess you’ve gotta write everything down for now huh?

osamu miya

🅑🅡🅤🅘🅢🅔🅓 🅢🅒🅐🅛🅟

he will pull and pull your hair

even if you cut it super super short, he’ll just grab your head

he literally uses you as leverage to fuck you harder

he has a method to making sure you feel good too!

when he’s pulling out he’s only lightly pulling your hair

buuuuuuuut

when he’s slamming back in he’ll yank your hair so your body crashes into his

as you could imagine it hurts your head

it’s happened so often that when the team hears you talking about a headache they already know what went on

you’ve had to ice your head because he pulled so hard

he does make it seem worth it when he makes you onigiri and god you a head massager (like the ones cats use)

you both have a joke now, that you purr when he massages you

he always makes it better <3

sakusa kiyoomi

i͜͡m͜͡m͜͡o͜͡b͜͡i͜͡l͜͡i͜͡t͜͡y͜͡

he makes sure you can’t move

it’s like a game to him

we all know omi is into some freaky shit, and if you didn’t know now you do now

in your apartment he has a gym, so he built in a hook that he said was for a punching bag

but really? he ties you up by your wrists which after some times make you unable to move your arms

then if hs not up to fuck, he had a machine that will do if for him!

but when he does fuck you, he can go and go and go and go

either of these leave your lower half completely immobile for the next few hours

by the time he takes your arms down your convinced that they’ll never get a blood flow again

but Omi isn’t a monster and he is the true BDSM aftercare king

he’ll wash you in a bubble bath and you guys will cuddle in the tub until he decides to carry to to bed

wake up cuddles are mandatory after hard-core scenes

and he’ll let no one know that he could die happy cuddling with you

can you tell i love omi more than life?

tendou satori

𝔯𝔞𝔴 𝔴𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔰 (ʳᵃʷ ʷʳⁱˢᵗˢ)

we know satori’s bondage kink goes far beyond the wrists

but sometimes it a lot to get all the rope and leather

by if you are having sex, your wrists are tied one way or another

mostly with a rope, hence them being rubbed raw

he’ll tie them to the bed frame and make you whither under him for hours

and when your convulsing on his cock you aren’t thinking about how you’re trying to free your wrists for their restraints

but when you’re done and he unties them all red and burning, it’s all you can think about

at first neither did you really knew what to do

but as time went on you two made a little post sex routine!

tori goes to get your skin cream while you rearrange the bed and get ready for cuddles and movies!

you learn in a very weird way that cream does not fix the bruises that come from the rope

it all came to a stop when Ushiwaka asked if tendo had hurt you because of the purple and red blemishes on your wrists

and after satori laughing at you for about ten minutes he explained that it was all ok and Toshi didn’t need though worry about your health.

you don’t think Wakatoshi can look at you the same :|

aran ojiro

𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑐𝑘 𑁍

just like osamu, it’s like leverage to fuck you better

he knows just where to press and he does it so much you the end of the night that your neck has finger prints forming

it never helps that when he wants to switch positions he grabs your neck an pulls you by it

as delicious as it feels, this habit has left the both of you in some pretty awkward situations

like the time atsumu exclaimed “damn aran, if i don’t know any better i’d think that you were trying to strangle poor y/n!” in front of the whole cafeteria

or the time suna asked you if aran could hold your neck with one hand while the other was busy “opening your legs” right in front of your english teacher

aran also got into a habit of apologizing for choking you all the time

and all you have to tell him that you could always just wear more turtlenecks ❤︎

komori motoya

𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙥𝙨 ☃︎

to say that komori loves your hips, is a complete understatement

whenever you two are “making loooove~” ,as he refers to it, he has two hands on your hips

he doesn’t look like it, but this man is stroooooong

so when he gets excited, he squeezes your hips extremely hard

this leaves some pretty noticeable hand marks on either side of you

luckily a lot of your clothes cover that general area

but that doesn’t take away any soreness

but that means you can squeeze a full dose massage out of him

which he gladly does, anything for his pretty baby <3

[colorseeingchick]

Period Pains (Atsumu, Akaashi, Sugawara)

Periods. Suck. Mentally, physically, and emotionally. But maybe they can make it suck less.

A/N: Y’all can probably guess how my week has been :D. So this is mostly self indulgent and has definitely made me fall in love with all these boys much more. I may or may not stan Miya Atsumu now but we don’t talk about it (yet)

Warnings: None really! Fluffy and domestic wholesomeness. Post-timeskip.

Miya Atsumu 

Atsumu starts to stir from his sleep when he hears a loud prolonged groan next to him. 

He presses his eyes closed when the lights suddenly turn on. Ugh.

He opens his eyes to see you waddling away to the bathroom with your hand pressed to your stomach. Hmm?

He looks down and sees a relatively large splotch of red staining the sheet. HAH!

Suddenly, Atsumu is very alert.

“Babe what happened! Did you get hurt?”

Mans throws (I mean THROWS) himself out of bed and pulls a pair of shorts on as he stumbles to the bathroom to check on you.

“Baby are you-” 

He sees you by the sink, washing your shorts, the water discolored as it runs off. 

Ohhhh yeah! You were on your period. 

Headass’s mind blanked while in a sleepy haze.

You sigh. “Yeah I’m… fine-ish. I guess.”

He smirks and comes up behind you, wrapping his hands around your waist, one hand gently rubbing over your long sleep shirt, right over your lower belly. 

He presses a slow kiss into the side of your head and rocks you side to side while you continue to wash. 

“Did ya wake up cuz of the pain, babe?” 

“Mhm. And I saw the stain then too. Ain’t my luck just great?”

He groggily laughs and presses more kisses along the side of your face and holds you tighter. 

“You got this, babe. I’ll bring the sheets here, yeah?” 

“Kay.”

This, in its own way, is enough to make you feel… less bad. 

You were far from feeling okay at this point, but Atsumu knowing the drill and nonchalantly helping out at 2 am made things feel less apocalyptic than they were in your head.. 

Atsumu strips the bed of all its sheets, rubbing his eyes as he tries to keep awake. 

Handing the sheet to you, he leans against the wall as you washed out the immediate blood stains. 

Once you wash it out, he takes it from you.

“Clean yerself up babe.” 

He takes the sheets downstairs and throws them into the washing machine. 

He goes to the kitchen and grabs a banana and some dark chocolate (because we healthy in this household).

And some ibuprofen from the medicine cabinet.

And runs back up to find you coming with new sheets in hand. 

Putting your snacks down on your bedside table, he helps you pull the fresh sheets over your bed. 

Sitting you on the bed, he hands you the food and sits next to you, leaning his head on your shoulder while you munch. 

He gives you the medicine when you’re done. 

“30 minutes- not bad. I think that’s our new record.”

He shuts off the lights and crawls into bed, opening his arms as you slide your legs under the comforter. 

Snuggling into him, he nuzzles your forehead as he holds you close. 

“Feelin better, babe?”

“Yeah… I’ll probably fall asleep in a bit or something.”

“Well, if ya wanna press up against me if that’ll make you feel better, ya can. And wake me up if ya need anything.”

“I will, Atsumu. Thanks.”

“G’nite, sweetheart.” 

BONUS: you wake up late the next morning, Atsumu still holding you flush against his body. 

Now that you slept well (thanks to the meds and Atsumu) and woke up without pain, you’re suddenly in a very affectionate mood. 

Wiggling up, you find your way to Atsumu’s face, giving him a couple of soft pecks to his lips. 

He stirs in his sleep, kissing you back. 

But even after you had pulled away, he kept kissing at the air, trying to find your lips in his sleepy haze.

It was pretty funny. 

He’s a headass, you’re not gonna lie. 

But he’s your headass! And that’s all that matters. 

Akaashi Keiji 

Before even coming home, Akaashi knew you were going to be on your period today. 

Your period tracking app was synced to his phone, so he knew when to prepare for your worst days with snacks, supplies, and lots of affection.

He hated how busy he was, that he couldn’t be home to take care of you. So making sure you had everything you needed was the best he could do. 

But when Akaashi comes home and can’t find you anywhere, he starts to worry. 

Where were you? You would usually always greet him when he came home, even when you were on your period.

He gets his answer when he hears sniffles and hiccups coming underneath the lump of blankets on the couch. 

Akaashi knows that if you were ever fully underneath the blankets, there was something really wrong. 

Taking his jacket off and throwing it over a chair in the kitchen, he rushes to your side and pulls the blankets delicately off your head. 

“What’s wrong, darling.”

“H-hi Keiji. I’m s-sorry I didn’t m-mean to *hic* hide from you I j-just don’t feel too g-good.” 

Your breath was so shaky and Akaashi’s heart shattered watching you. 

“Please, tell me what’s wrong, dear.” Akaashi asks you in a whisper. 

“My tummy just hurts so so much and it won’t go away I-” your sobs begin to rack through your whole body. 

“Did you take medicine? Heating pad?” He asks gently as he runs his hands through your hair and wipes the tears off your face. 

“N-no… I hate taking medicine Keiji you know that. But I took a hot shower and I hoped it would help and it didn’t.” You attempt to stifle your cries to talk coherently, misery wrapping around your soul. 

“Alright then, give me a second, darling, and I’ll do whatever I can.” 

After changing, Akaashi comes back downstairs to the couch and makes his way over to you. 

He pats your head gently, “can you sit up for me?”

He swings his legs up onto the couch and opens his arms and legs so you could place yourself between all his limbs. 

Crawling up to him, he turns you so that your back is pressed to his torso. 

Immediately, Akaashi’s hands snake around your waist and find their way to two sides of your lower stomach.

His fingers gently message you, moving around to try and find which spots need his attention, all while he coaxes you into being relaxed.

“Shhh darling, you’re okay. I’m here and I’m going to shower you with my love. Just relax and let me take care of you, okay dearest?”

You nuzzle back against his chest, letting his words, touch, warmth, and smell fill all your senses. 

“Keiji… how was your day?” You murmur, tilting your head back in an effort to look at him. 

He smiles, warmth spreading through his body as he realizes even while in pain, you still want to carry on your daily check-in on him post work. 

And so Akaashi tells you all the stories from the day- his new assignment, how panicked he got midday when the office went into crisis, a surprise visit from a certain owl during lunch time.

You listen attentively, but your hands subconsciously move his larger hands to the center of your lower abdomen, where he starts to gently rub, leaving your skin tingly and chest lighter. 

“Do you feel better, Y/N?” after sitting in comfortable silence for a little, he decides to ask. 

But when he got no response, he cranes his neck to check on you. 

You had fallen asleep in his embrace, a sweet smile slowly creeping across your face. 

He smiles too, overjoyed to know that he was able to relieve you of some of your pain. 

“Goodnight, my love.” He whispers to you, his eyes slowly shutting, arms still on your stomach. 

BONUS: at around 2 am, Akaashi wakes up, realizing he was still on the couch. 

You, however, were nowhere to be seen. 

Getting up, Akaashi heads to the kitchen to grab water, assuming you were already in bed. 

Instead, he found you in the kitchen too, the smell of pancakes flooding the space. 

“Keiji! We never ate dinner. I’m sorry I made you fall asleep without eating.”

A small smile appears on his face and he rubs his sleepy eyes. 

“It’s okay, dear. I’m just glad you could sleep some.”

“Do you want pancakes?”

“I would love some.”

Sugawara Koushi

Like Akaashi, Suga knew what was about to happen when he got a phone call from you as soon as he was leaving school.

Regardless, hearing you sniffle over the phone activates every protective instinct in his body.

“What’s wrong baby?”

“Koushi, do you love me?” 

A dumb question, obviously. Suga showered you with affection and endless praise on a daily basis for you simply just breathing. The most supportive of boyfriends!

But alas, insecurity still creeps up at times. And Suga gets it. 

“I love you more than anything else, Y/N.”

“Can you come home, Koushi? I miss you.”

“I’m on my way, love. Give me 10 extra minutes, okay?”

Suga hopped into his car to head home, stopping by the store to pick up a few things. 

He grabbed a pint of your favorite ice cream, your favorite chips (because do you want sweet or savory today? Only time will tell), and some flowers before heading home. 

The moment he steps through the door, you throw your hands around him and groan out of frustration, pain, and just general dejectedness (don’t @ me for projecting I swear). 

Suga smiles down at you, knowing that he can bring you some peace, and pulls you against him, flowers and bag still in hand. 

“Let me go change, my love. These are for you.” 

Your generally miserable disposition shifts as your nose is filled with the aroma of fresh flowers. Sweet and gentle scents always managed to lift your spirits, and Suga knew that. 

“Mkay.”

Once Suga came downstairs, he headed to the kitchen to warm up some water to pour into a water bottle. 

“Sweet or salty?”

“Salty.”

He grabs the warm water bottle and the bag of chips and makes his way over the couch where your eyes were begging him to shower you in love (which he was more than happy to do). 

Sitting down and opening his arms, you pull yourself against his side, hugging him tightly and nuzzling against his chest.

He rubs your head before sliding his hand down, soothingly rubbing circles onto your back. 

His other hand goes to place the warm water bottle on your lower abdomen, which you hold in place by pulling your legs up to your torso. 

“Koushi, why do you love me?” You murmur against him. “I’m so whiny and clingy and annoying and insecure and you’re perfect… you deserve the best. You shouldn’t have to put up with someone like me-”

“Hey.” Suga gently but sternly cuts you off. 

“That’s my girlfriend you’re talking about, and I don’t appreciate you talking about her like that.” He looks down at you and melts as he sees your puppy dog eyes staring back up at him.

“Koushi, I’m not wrong though. I am all those things.”

“And? I love you for it. I love that you whine for me and cling to me- it makes me feel wanted. I wouldn’t call you annoying, that's not your call to make. And insecure? That’s natural, my love. Everyone's a little insecure. I’m a little insecure. You’re not perfect and neither am I. And that’s okay. I don’t wanna love perfect. I want to love you and only you, okay?” 

Tears prick your eyes but you feel better with Suga’s words of reaffirmation. He’ll tell you no matter how many times you need to hear it. “Thank you Koushi, I love you so much.”

“Shh, my love. Don’t cry. I love you, too.” 

His grasp on you tightens as you relax against him, your breathing synchronizing. 

“You wanna watch some TV?”

“Yes please.”

“Chips?” 

“Mhm.” 

Single word exchanges and the warmth of Suga’s sweater keep you connected as you allow yourself to forget your physical and mental pains.

Suga always knew exactly what you needed to hear, and never hesitated to tell you. No matter how ‘out of the blue’ or random it may have felt, he was always there for when you needed him. 

BONUS: you guys settle on watching a romance movie, Suga feeding you chips while popping some into his own mouth as well. 

But once the movie got to the really sad part, you started crying (sometimes movies just made you cry, but hormones made it so much worse).

“Baby, don’t cry, it’s just a movie.” 

“But Koushi, you’re crying too!” 

In honesty, Suga’s face was very tear-streaked as well, his sniffles hushed. 

“Okay fine, we can both cry together.”

And so you did! Both of you cried, emotions fully invested in the movie, chips still being munched on while sobs shook your bodies. 

It would have been a goofy sight to any onlookers, but it was the pinnacle of your relationship- emotionally vulnerable, intimate, and domestic. True perfection, if you were to ask me.

[filthweb]

PLEASING ATSUMU & BOKUTO TOGETHER. (PART 2) x Female Reader

►Part 1 is here

• Genre: Smut.

Warnings: 18+, Cursing, Protected Sex, Double Penetration.

Atsumu adjusted himself to remove his t-shirt while being careful to not drop you and Bokuto was removing his.

Tsumu embraced you into a kiss, wrapping his fingers around your jaw. Bokuto ghosted his hands on top of your puffed pussy and thighs teasing you.

You squirmed at the feeling. He leaned closer and so that you were pussy to face now. He took his tongue out and parted it, licking your slit.

You moaned in Atsumu's mouth. Tsumu's hands were kneading your breasts but they barely fit into his hands. "Oh my god angel, you're breasts are so damn big. Bokkun you have to see this. It isn't even fitting in my hands".

Bokuto looked up staring at the view but mouth still sucking your cunt real nice.

"Tsum-Tsum, join me to make her cum."

"Oh my pleasure", Tsumu said hands leaving your jaw and now were rubbing your clit.

Like Bokuto's tongue wasn't enough that now Atsumu's hand were pleasuring you.

You started squirming, warning them that you're gonna cum.

"Umm..mhhhmm..gonna cum", you moaned.

"Yeah?? Cum in Bokkun's mouth baby", Tsumu ordered.

Your high hit you and you started shaking in Atsumu's arm but Kou was still licking you holding your thighs apart tightly.

"Huhhhnnnn..hnggggg..huh.." you started panting as soon as soon as he cleaned your wet cunny with his tongue.

You glanced at him, mouth glistening with your orgasms, dick still hard.

While you were busy analyzing Kou, Tsumu slid his condomed length up your ass. You were startled, exhaling the air remaining in your lungs. It was hard for him to bottom out cause he was big and you were tight.

He started at a soft pace to help you get used to it. Slowly pushing it in and pulling out. You got up to kiss Kou making sure your ass was still on Tsumu's length. Your lips started making out with him as his hands groped your breasts. He took one of your nipples in his mouth and started sucking on it while teasing the other one.

A strange thought struck your mind. You pulled away from him, placed yourself at a 45° angle, hands supporting your torso so now your pussy was clearly visible to him.

Bokuto is quite dense so didn't get what you mean until you snaked your hands around his cock bringing it closer to your pussy.

Poor Kou was shocked. "W...what?? No. You might get hurt", baby said panicking.

"What happened", Tsumu asked because your sly behaviour wasn't visible to him as he was busy fucking up your ass.

"She wants me to put it in"

"Ohh so should I pull it out?", the blonde questioned again.

"No Tsum tsum, she wants us to double penetrate her", Kou replied with an amused face.

"What the fuck? I didn't know you were so keen Y/N L/N, but  are you sure cause it will hurt?", he asked.

"Trust me guys, I want this. I am sure.", you asserted. Those words were enough to convince them.

Without wasting any time, Kou wore a condomn and slowly started pushing his dick in your cunt.

"Hhhaaa, you're so tight", he whispered.

"I know right?", Tsumu grinned.

You gasped as Kou bottomed out in you.  He wasn't moving yet letting you adjust two big dicks inside your small cunny. It was impressive how you were able to take these two at once. You were sort of sensitive so they both handled you with care.

Kou started gently moving making sure not to hurt you. "Tell us if it's too much. We will stop", Atsumu purred.

After a couple of minutes, determining that you are ready, both of them started shoving their dick inside you with a normal pace.

Your mind at this point became hazy. You weren't even able to speak at this point.

The room was filled with moans and slapping of skins against skins.

"OhHhh Fhuckkk", Atsumu groaned increasing the pace which was a cue to Bokuto to reciprocate.

Both of them started thrusting their shaft in you. The two boys chanting your name, worshiping your cunt as they chased their high. Your oragsm hit you and you started shaking. Eyes filled with tears of pain and pleasure.

"Fuck me, fuck me, please fuck me hard.", you cried begging for their dick as if you were so influenced by it.

"Yeahh? You want us to fuck you hard?? Hunh?? Fine", Atsumu purred in your ears gripping your hair in one of his hands tightly. Bokuto grabbed your waist steady and then both of their cocks were now fucking you mercilessly.

There speed increased even more making you cry more tears but it was addictive.

"Holy shit! Ohhhhh! Ohh my god baby!", Atsumu groaned as he came, still inside you while Bokuto was chasing his high.

"OHhHH MY GOD Y/N, I AM CUMMING", Kou screamed.

The three of you were now panting on the bed, grasping for more air. You looked at both of them.

Atsumu holding your waist kissing your hands whispering "Yer so beautiful baby". Bokuto making your head lay on his arm as he kissed your forehead. "Yes she is. You are the best baby", he cooed. You guys were covered in sweat.

Later you planned to leave but the boys asked you to stay as they helped you shower and cleaned you up. The bed was kinda small for 3 big babies to fit in but you guys adjusted as you hugged each other to sleep.

Never in your life you felt so loved.

[okaywa]

You think any of the boys have like a corruption kink? Like the thought of them turning their little virgin s/o into a needy begging mess turns them on to the max

*Disclaimer: virginity is a social construct that does not determine your worth*

HOWEVER I DO LOVE SOME CORRUPTION

Idk if it’s so much as ‘taking your virginity’ as knowing you don’thave the same level of experience as them so they feel like they have all the power. The love the power imbalance. You’re too innocent to finger yourself, here he’ll do it for you and show you how it’s done, sweet thing.

As for who has one?? ohhhh

Tendou: filthy filthy man. Into some nasty stuff. He loves the idea of making you addicted to this newfound pleasure he provides. He wants to see you drooling and begging for his cock.

Matsukawa: Also just another filthy guy but he’s way more lazy about corrupting you. He wants to watch you use his body to pleasure yourself. He’ll lay down with his hands behind his head, giving instructions on how to ride his cock.

Tanaka: the dude watches mass amounts of porn so there’s a lot more he wants to try that you don’t know about and he gets OFF on introducing you to his interests. And once you go from innocent to all of this to begging him to ‘do that one thing again’ he’s gonna be popping boners all of the time.

Futakuchi: he’s so mean about it 😭 makes fun of you lowkey for being so inexperienced. “Aw, my poor princess has never sucked cock before?” He cups your jaw. “How about I show you, hm?” “Watch your fucking teeth.”

Terushima: Less mean about it but he’s so cocky. “You’ve never had someone eat you out?” He laughs, already shoving you to your back. He’d be the type to overstim you just so he can watch you tremble and whimper that it’s too much.

Daishou: wicked man, constantly teasing you. “You’ve seriously never orgasmed before?” And then edges your to tears until you’re begging and demanding release. “Do you even know what you’re begging for?” He snickers, shoving two fingers into your pussy, and curling them relentlessly until you’ve drenched his hand.

Sakusa: He is all for corruption. As much of a germaphobe is something about turning you into a filthy cum slut just sets him off. He’s got a hand wrapped around your as he pounds into you, muttering just the dirtiest things in your ear.

Atsumu: I don’t even like him but he’s such a dick he’ll be making fun of you like Futakuchi. “Aww, my poor cutie has never had a cock inside her, huh? Is it too much? You need me to slow down?” He doesn’t, he fucks you into a mindless mess.

[aphroxditus]

ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴅɪʀᴛʏ

ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇs: ᴍɪʏᴀ ᴀᴛsᴜᴍᴜ

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ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ | sᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ

“Alright... I'm not gonna tell ya again but wipe that snarky attitude you have princess because so help me, if you don't, you'll regret it”, Atsumu sighed glancing over at y/n who was slouched down on the passenger seat , pouting.

Y/n rolled her eyes ignoring him. “Maybe if I don't catch you cheating on me like every week maybe I'd be a bit happier you know.”

“I said sorry like ten times so why won't you let it go? You're being petty. It's not like you're any better, you know.”

Y/n scoffed and turned her head to face him. “Ohhhh so now I can't talk to any boys because that'll be seen as cheating on you?”

Atsumu groaned and clenched his hand around the steering wheel tighter as the other held on to the gearstick. He could not be asked in the slightest to deal with y/n's antics today because he knew well enough that she'll start acting up in front of his friends. He looked over at her, y/n staring back in anger. He returned the same expression. It softened and he let out a sigh. He put a hand on her inner thigh, rubbing circles with his thumb. Keeping his eyes on the road, he continued to talk.

“I was drunk and I didn't know what I was doing. You know you're the only one for me y/n. All these other girl? Worthless. You're mine and I honestly don't give a single crap about the others”, he said firmly, sending his point across. “I love ya sweetheart and I'm sorry. Can we just have some fun tonight. It's been a really long week for me and-”

Feeling a pant of guilt, y/n caved in. “Fine. I'll let this slip just because I really love you”, y/n huffed, crossing her arms.

Y/n knew that she would forgive him no matter what and she hated that about herself. Atsumu turned the wheel, slowing down to a parking spot and turned the car off. Just as y/n was about to open the car door, Atsumu grabbed her wrist stopping her. Of course. He was being a gentleman now. A smirk crept up y/n's mouth as she put her hands up in defeat. Atsumu winked and got out of the car, walking over to her side. He opened the door for her and took one of her hand, kissing the back of it as she swung her legs around. The cold air brushed against her legs as she shivered. Why did she have to choose to wear a dress tonight? She got up and felt a sharp sting to her ass. She let out a yelp as her face flushed bright red. Atsumu had a smug grin on his lips and he pulled her right up against his body. Y/n could smell the strong cologne assaulting her nose. He lowered his head to her ear and his warm breath fanned the side of her face, seeing tingles down her spine. His hand rested on her ass, squeezing it lightly. Y/n moaned lightly in his ear.

“Atsumu~ people are gonna see. Don't-”

Atsumu cut her off. “And what? People gotta know you belong to me sweetheart someday or another. Oh would you look at that? I can see some of them staring.”

Y/n tried to pry herself off Atsumu by pushing his chest away but he upheld his firm grip while whining. He moved his lips down to her neck and began sucking, earning small moans from y/n.

“Oi! You're here finally! Come in guys.”

Atsumu whipped his head around and saw Kita standing by the door of the restaurant place, smiling brightly. Y/n looked down, her face red.

“Oh right- yeah coming”, Atsumu mumbled. “This isn't done by the way sweetheart”

He took her hand and they both walked over to Kita as he kept the door open for them to walk in. Y/n smiled as she saw Osamu's head poke out from a booth, waving his hands. She returned the wave.

“No whoring around today”, Atsumu hissed into her ear.

Y/n rolled her eyes and walked faster letting go of Atsumu's hand. She squeezed next to Osamu and Atsumu sat down next to her. They all chatted happily until a waitress came by.

“Um- ready to take your order?”, she quietly said, pushing her charcoal hair behind her ear.

“Yeah, we are pretty girl”, He replied smiling softly at her as he leaned back, spreading his legs apart, making her blush furiously.

Y/n scoffed and rolled her eyes. Typical. He was trying to make her fall for him. She jabbed at his rib, making him wince. Whipping his head around to face her, he stared her down, earning another eye roll from y/n. They all took their order and the waitress bowed and left the table. Y/n stared at her walking further away, her brows furrowed. A hand crept up her thigh and she turned her head to Atsumu, who had a nonchalant expression fighting the urge to smirk. This fucker- He went up and down her thigh, each time getting closer to her pussy. Y/n pressed her legs together but he pried them back open. Soon, he began playing with her underwear and pulled on it.

“You're being awfully quiet y/n. Are you okay?”

“Hmm?”, y/n turned to face Suna on the other side of the table who layed back on his seat, his head titled up, looking down at her. “Yeah I'm fine- mmm”

Atsumu began rubbing her clit slowly, getting a reacting out of her. Suna's eyes widened as he heard that but decided to ignore it. He nodded and turned to Aran and started talking to him. Atsumu continued to tease her, making her whimper slightly. He bent his head down to her level and whispered in her ear.

“So wet aren't ya sweetheart~”

Before she could say something the food arrived but Atsumu didn't stop. Was he trying to make everyone know what was going on?

“I- I need to go to the bathroom for a minute.”

Y/n stood up before he could continue and rushed to the bathroom. When she got there, she sighed and leaned forwards on a tap and looked up at the mirror. She took deep breaths trying to calm down. What was he trying to pull off now? Embarrass her? She cleared her throat and patted her dress down and fixed up her makeup. Opening the door, she looked to her right and saw Atsumu leaning against the wall, his head tilted up and his eyes closed.

“You know it's rude to leave the table just when the food came. It's gonna get cold.”

Y/n scoffed. “Yeah ok.”

Just as she began walking away from him and back to the table he grabbed her wrist and spun her around to face him. He pressed her up against the wall, placing one of his legs in between hers. He tilted her chin up, making her look into his eyes as his lips curled up. He cupped her jaw, his thumb caressing her bottom lip. Suddenly, he smashed his lips onto hers while one of his hands kneaded her right breast from the fabric covering it. Moaning, Atsumu took the chance to slip his tongue into her mouth. He pressed his thigh up against her pussy and she started rocking back and forth. He pulled away from the kiss to catch his breath and let out a low chuckle. Their lips joined once again and he tapped on her thigh. She jumped and locked her legs around his waist as he led her into an empty bathroom. His hand moved around her back and pulled down the dress zip, exposing her body to the cold wall behind her. The dress pooled as it fell on the floor.

“Bend over for me sweetheart.”

Y/n obeyed and bent over the sink. He stood behind her and grabbed her hair, making her look into the mirror.

“Look at yourself~ Such a pretty slut whose about to get ruined.”

“You talk to much Tsumu.”

“Better keep that pretty mouth before I put to good use”, he hissed, pulling her hair back further.

Y/n winced from the pain and whined slightly. He unbuckled his belt and brushed it over her ass. Without warning, it came into contact harshly, causing y/n to cry out in pain.

“Only good girls get dick in their pussy. You've been misbehaving a lot recently.”

He spun her around and pushed her to the ground on her knees. He pulled down his pants with his boxers, exposing his member. Tilting her chin to look up at him, he had a smug look plastered on his face. His other hand rested on the back of her head, tangling the strands around his fingers.

“Suck it.”

Y/n hesitated but began pumping his cock with her hand. She placed her tongue on the tip of his cock swirling it around. Slowly, she began taking in the length before he pushed the back of her head causing it to hit the back of her throat. Tears pricked at the corner of her eyes as she tried her best to work her tongue around it.

“Look up at me”, He groaned. “You make me so hard you know~”

Y/n's eyes fluttered and she continued. She could see his chest rising up and down heavily as he tightened his grip on her hair. Her head bobbed up and down, picking up pace. Y/n pulled out for a moment to catch her breath but Atsumu jerked his length back inside, the tip hitting the back of the throat, earning a gag from her.

“Fuck princess- you're so good. You look so pretty when you cry.”

Mascara smeared her cheeks as he looked down at her cupping her chin with his hand, his thumb rubbing her right cheek. Y/n pulled out and without warning, took in his whole length causing him to groan loudly.

“I-I'm close.”

Y/n worked her tongue around furiously. Her eyes widened when she felt a warm liquid run down the back of her throat. Atsumu groaned in pleasure.

“Swallow it like the slut you are.”

She obeyed and did as he wished. He pulled out and glanced down at y/n who was still on her knees and holding her jaw.

“Good girl. Next time, think twice before you decide to misbehave.”

Y/n nodded, refusing to give eye contact. He loved seeing her as a mess.

“Yes sir”, Y/n said gritting her teeth.

He picked her up and placed her down on a counter, kissing her all over her body. Y/n put her arms around the back of his neck, leaning against him. He helped slip her dress back on and whispered something in her ear.

“I'll tell ya what? Let's go back home and continue this since you did such a good job. I'll reward you”, he smirked.

[kalinawtokilig]

A Silly S/O that shares one braincell with his best friend

Who doesn’t love a silly, goofy, S/O?

Pair(s) : Akaashi x Reader, Kenma x Reader, Suna x Reader, Kunimi x Reader

(((Ahhhhhahhh bruhhh I literally put the dying inside parted hair dark beauties here,,, ✨ blessing it ✨)))

{This is my first time doing headcanons,, i apologize as it is very early morning and i dont sleep so i may be passing out as soon as i post this ahahahhahahaahha))))) 

{Akaashi Keiji x Reader} 

(Ohh shi- Aight, we startin off with setters huh)

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To be fair, Akaashi met you through Bokuto, you chaotic duo, whilst Bokuto being a particularly sunny, bubbly guy, its fair he’s friends with someone as goofy as him 

It’s like,,, one of those kinds of friendships you have with Akaashi, whenever you guys are seated next to each other for a group project or simply having a one-on-one convo, you seem to have enraptured him with how funny you are

for example, you being a silly person, you seem to have gotten into a argument with Bokuto, seeing as there was only one braincell, thus being you as the only braincell between the two of you, a juicebox and two of you being dumbasses,,, You proposed to Bokuto to poke a straw through the box so you both can drink from either ends of the straw,,,while bokuto,,, proposed of cutting,,,the juice box,, in half,,, to share,,, 

(No cap, i saw my brother and friend argue and do this,,, it was a waste of a caprisun and i had to drink wine to forget that this is what I put up wit,,,yet i recorded it

Akaashi may have facepalmed when you told him this, but the genuine look of truth and kindness made him soft for you when you continued about your small mishaps 

This mans smiles faintly, so when you talk about a joke or something stupidly funny, he can’t help but have a full on smile, cause you speak so passionately about your small and oblivious situations you keep getting yourself into and the endearing solutions you have

when you get together, it’s no boring life at all

Akaashi is always there to rope you in when things get too hectic, especially around Bokuto, but when its you, he can’t help but grin at how bright you can be when you think of funny ideas for today and the next day

Kozume Kenma x Reader

(OHH SHI- another pretty setter, lucky day :3c)

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Ohhh boi this is gonna be so many jokes

You and Kuroo share a braincell, that being annoying Kenma ((That’s what Kuroo thinks at least)) 

Kenma never can get a break,, you being the manager of Nekoma and being good friends with Kuroo, even Yaku is getting a headache

Kenma looks forward to you talking to him ((He finds you genuinely interesting when you pointed out a creative way - more like a newfounded loophole - to one of his video games,, he got kinda hooked on you when you kept telling him possible ways to beat the boss using a weak weapon,, he thought you were buggin,,, nah,, he won and trusted your somewhat foolish advice,,, beating up a miniboss with a stick that had been leveled up from being used worked,,, he doesn’t know what goes on your mind,,, but he wants to know more)))

You tell Kenma funny jokes about the newest character in the game he’s playing, not to mention your own headcanons about them

Kuroo joins in, much to Kenma’s dismay, but with a small smile he likes seeing you enjoy yourself as you talk odd with his best friend

You call him alot of nicknames due to his hair and attitude 

“Aye,, wassup puddinghead?” - “Lil’Calico, how’s it hangin?” - “Tiramisu cup, ya lookin sweet today!” 

Its,, really cute how you think of him, make up nicknames and have this real attitude when you see him

Kuroo kinda ruins them tho, adding an annoying comment about the nickname and Kenma S C O W L S 

OHHHH When you ask him on a date, you use the most creative one liner 

“Instead of me being support how bout I join your party and be your player 2? We’ll use Kuroo as a support, Rooster-Attack!” 

*cue adorable pose*

-Kuroo in the back : “ROOSTER, WHO YOU CALLING ROOSTER YOU-”

You start attacking him with chemistry insult and he dodges it with another chem attack

Kenma has never been so flustered nor entertained before

Overall, Kenma believes that you being a cute, silly, s/o is literally the best thing that has ever happened to him,, (Besides meeting Shoyo of course,, but then again,, that’s always the best thing that can happen to anyone, have you seen that boy’s harem?) 

Suna Rintaro x Reader

((ooooo,,,, man,,,, this mans,,,, he got me,,,, everywhere,,, lmao i pimp him and he isn’t the only one))) 

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Suna ,, I pimp you 

OH GAWD, the MIYA TWINS

It’s like,,, an extra Miya,,, but more like,, cousin instead of sibling Miya but still family Miya,, ya get me????

You transferred in during your second year and man,,, having Atsumu and Osamu pushing you to be their manager,,, its been trouble ever since,, even Aran cannot handle the amount of boondoggle that happens in practice

Okay, listen, you, YOU, are the type to be silly, yes, but in a way that makes Atsumu and Osamu start arguing over something silly you said and the twins start fighting because they started to drift somewhere else. 

Basically you drench the kerosene, light it, and leave it for the twins to fan the flames,, they are rolling and causing chaos

You and Suna always record it to blackmail them

Not to mention, you being the wacky person you are, you rope the twins into your shit,,, 

Since your last name is NOT Miya, but your other parent’s name, many of Atsumu’s fangirls don’t,, appreciate you 

You can’t help but dangle funny insults towards your ego-filled cousin, having the fangirls wreak havoc and chase you around

you would and can stop,, buts its too funny seeing them get mad over silly things like how you perceive Atsumu to be an ugly sleeper that farts and wakes up from it (( You lived it as kids when you and your family slept over the twins’ place, Osamu and you have many videos of it)) 

Suna is usually the one hiding you away from the rabid fans who seem to want to defend Atsumu’s perfect image honor. 

This man cannot fathom the amount of trouble you get into sometimes, esp. with the twins

When you two get together, you think of the most diabolical and hysterical plans, Suna there to record and by your side when things start to get out of hand

Suna doesn’t express many emotions, but when you finally get him to show a reaction cause of something you did, whether it be a joke or starting a Miya Twins brawl, he can’t help but have the small ghost of a smile when you’re not looking

Kunimi Akira x Reader

(((ooo another parted hair dark male,, Me likeyy))) 

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You and Kindaichi are like,, a mesh of puns and anger 

Puns on your side and Anger on Kindaichi’s side

For Kunimi, he finds it entertaining, the dynamic you two have 

Though Kunimi doesn’t express emotions as much, ((like the other parted hair babes)) he likes to fan the flames to see his best friend angry 

Kindaichi doesn’t get ‘Mad’, he knows its for jokes,,, it’s just,,, your way of thinking can be so mind blowing that he doesn’t know how some of the things go your way it makes him want to know but he gets annoyed when you tease him about it 

Kunimi likes to see the way your accomplished smile shines, despite having silly pranks or stupid puns, you seem to get his type of humor 

you like to play jokes on Kindaichi, usually poking him when he’s not looking that he jumps out of his skin and he pokes you back and you poke him back, then it becomes a poking war and Kunimi steps to side to see you laugh and when you accidentally poke Kindachi too hard in the gut, he topples over and gives you the finger 

You say something among the lines, “Me? If anything, I won and you’re just salty, like that blond beanpole from Karasuno. Right, Kunimi?” 

Kunimi, I feel, isn’t the type to full out laugh, but snort or hide his laugh with a scoff behind his hand,, you know,,, like all these other men seem to do,, i get that vibe from them 

Dating, nothing changes but the teasing from your side is not overwhelming, yet its not underwhelming,, its actually a good wavelength to match with his own retorts 

Kunimi doesn’t hate that you rope him into your schemes, no matter how ridiculous, if it means he gets to see you smile and look at him with those crinkled eyes that seem to glow with joy,,, he doesn’t mind the effort (But he won’t tell you that) 

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((Ngl, this is kinda hard,, yet I tried lmao) 

[goodboydummy]

My headcanons and rankings for how Haikyuu characters (and couples) fuck (as adults):

Hinata and Kageyama: they are both really bad at sex. Like just terrible. Clumsy, uncoordinated, weirdly competitive in bed? But it’s okay because they’re equally terrible so it doesn’t bother them lmao. 2/10

Nishinoya: one word- STAMINA. This boy will not quit. He is the energizer bunny. Before you realize what’s happening the entire day has gone by and you’re exhausted but guess what? He’s still ready to go. 7/10

Asahi: well, he’s big, isn’t he? He’s a big boy. Don’t think I need to say much else. LARGE. 8/10

AsaNoya: generally very tender. They have sex a lot, but not really kinky weird sex. Nishi likes to try and get Asahi riled up so he’ll maybe fuck a little more rough and wild, but it doesn’t always work. I feel like Nishinoya would want Asahi to try dirty talk but Asahi would try and still wind up saying soft shit like “you’re so beautiful” and Nishinoya just kind of laughs it off and enjoys it anyway. 9/10 sickeningly sweet

Sugawara: the kind who makes you laugh during sex. He’s sweet and charming and thoughtful. Its really easy and comfortable with him. No awkward moments, just fun! 7.5/10

Daichi: the best sex you’ve ever had. Out of this world. You feel like a changed person after being with this man and you can’t explain it, because he seems so vanilla and normal? But he’s a stallion, bursting with confidence and charisma and just raw natural fuck talent. Unbelievable. 100000000000/10 amazing

DaiSuga: you know those parents who’ve been together for years but are still way too into each other and like, pinch each other’s butts and stare at each other like there’s no one in the room but them? That’s Daichi and Suga. They have great sex and anyone should be jealous of what they have. 11/10

Tanaka: the enthusiasm! We love to see it! He is a KING!! He’s not amazing in bed but it doesn’t REALLY matter cuz Kiyoko pegs him and he’s completely content with the situation. 5/10

Kiyoko: you cannot even imagine.... 20/10

Tsukkishima: like most things he does, he’s naturally pretty good at it, but he also doesn’t really try? If he put any effort in it could be amazing but will he put the effort? Hm. And yes he is sadistic in bed. Of course he is. 8.5/10

Yamaguchi: very sweet and considerate, if a bit anxious at times. He’s really sensitive himself so he knows how to make you feel good. Basically vanilla though. He doesn’t have a high sex drive. 4/10

TsukkiYama: they’re good together because Tsukkishima doesn’t like to put that much effort in and Yamaguchi is so sensitive and reacts so easily to stimulus that he doesn’t have to try very hard lol. I think Tsuki likes to tease Yamaguchi as foreplay and sometime Yamaguchi likes the sadistic side of Tsuki but I think more often than not they just have sweet, soft sex and stare into each other’s eyes. 9/10

Kenma: this boy only does things he’s good at, so he’s technically very good at fucking. He’s really sexy and he has like, pornstar skills even if his enthusiasm and stamina aren’t high. 9/10

Kuroo: you look at this man and know he can fuck. How do you know? You just do. Kuroo is good in bed there’s just no way he isn’t. Also, I think he’s very creative in bed and he’ll probably surprise you. 10/10

KuroKen: KINK. THESE BOYS ARE KINKY. why? Because Kenma gets bored too easily and he likes games and Kuroo is alllllll too willing to try new shit to please Kenma. BDSM, roleplay, crossdressing, semi-public sex, you name it they’ve probably done it tbh. I think Kenma’s favorite thing to do is to send Kuroo increasingly hornier, sexier photos of himself throughout the day so by the time Kuroo gets home he’s pissed and fired up and then they have amazing fucking sex for hours. 15/10

Lev: He has a lot of (possibly unearned) confidence lmao. He’s not bad, he’s actually pretty good, but he needs the right partner to reign him in. 7.5/10

Yaku: THIS BOY LIKES TO BE SMACKED AROUND. I don’t know why I feel so strongly about this but hooooo boy. Yaku wants to be abused in bed. He wants to be tied up and spanked and spat on. 11/10 it’s probably really hot.

Kindaichi: a virgin.

Kunimi: my ace king.

Iwaizumi: he fucks hard and he knows it. It’s not about technique it’s just about raw fucking. He’s the kind who isn’t really trying to please you as much as just pleasing himself and just so happens to fuck you great in the process. 9/10

Oikawa: You’d think all the boasting and that ego would be unearned but nah, he’s pretty good in bed. He’s surprisingly attentive to your needs and he’s the KING of dirty talk. He considers sex just another thing to be excellent at and he’s right. 9/10

IwaOi: the fights these two get into in the bedroom... luckily they’re both into that shit. Surprisingly when they’re fucking each other I think both of their technical skill goes down. It’s about the passion for them. They just like to make a mess of the other one no matter the cost. 8/10

Kyotani: YO SOMEONE COME GET UR FUCKING DOG!

Yahaba: OKAY.

Ushijima: ohhhh the way this man will lift you up and fuck you on any surface. It’s the intensity. It’s the muscles. It’s the sheer size of this man. Wow. Yeah. 16/10

Tendo: Kinks, but like, ones you’ve never even heard of? That you didn’t know were a thing? Anyway you’re going to leave confused but you’ll enjoy it. 12/10

Bokuto: exactly like Nishinoya but even more childish somehow. A lot of fun in bed. Amazing body and endurance and attitude. Can have amazing chemistry with anyone at any time. 12/10

Akaashi: sexiness levels off the charts. This man knows how to seduce, he knows how to tease, he is a master of foreplay. You’re completely undone before he even touches you. A king. 13/10

BokuAka: the kind of couple who fucks almost constantly. They never get tired of it. I think they take turns bossing the other one around. As often as they fuck it’s never boring. It can be sexy one moment and sweet the next. Romantic as fuck. Hot as fuck. 18/10

Atsumu: an extremely good fuck. He’s putting in maximum effort. His body is amazing. It’s not effortless, like he’s trying really hard, but he’s succeeding. 13/10

Osamu: the same as Atsumu except it actually is effortless for him. 14/10

Aran: the kind of sex that makes you fall in love with him. It’s not that it’s amazing at the time but it’s good and he’s sweet and tender and by the end of it you want to marry him. 10/10

Kita: almost as good as Daichi except I think his sex drive is just a bit lower. Still 1000/10

Hoshiumi: Napoleon complex. He overcompensates but that’s fine cuz it works out for you. 7/10

Hirugami: stallion. Amazing stamina. Keeps a really level head in bed so he always knows exactly what to do to make you feel good. 9/10

Sakusa: if you have a degradation kink this is the man for you. 11/10 very flexible.

Aone: absolutely underrated. Will treat you right. The sweetest lover. A precious bean with a big body. You love to see it 10/10