#but atleast all our scandals are ORGANIC.

[comradejoanmir]

Like dorna sucks but they're OUR worsties

[justicerikai]

Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #9 Are you a delinquent?

TL notes:

I did my own little localisation take on “汚物の山カビ太郎” (Lit. Moldtarou of trash mountain), which is indeed a literary reference to Roald Dahl’s Matilda.

Also you probably know by now, but the PIIIIIIIII is Rikai blowing his whistle.

As for the reasoning of my joke take: just personally thought it was funny. Atleast it’s not John Mold… Also, the main antagonist of Matilda is an overly strict tyrant. Sounds familiar, doesn’t it? Anyway, it’s a good joke I think. さすが、あたし。

Please read alongside listening to the drama track on Youtube.

(Iori opens the door and walks in with groceries)

Iori: I’m home~

Rikai: Aah, Iori-san. Welcome back. Had you gone out shopping for dinner?

Iori: Yup, I bought everything♪

Rikai: Sorry you have to do this every time. I do appreciate it

Iori: Don’t mind it. I am a positively voluntary slave after all.

Rikai: C-could you please stop saying that… It makes me feel guilty each time you do….

Iori: Heave-ho…

Rikai: Ah

(PPPIIIIIII)

Iori: ?

Rikai: Iori-san, your shoes

Iori: Shoes?

Rikai: Your discarded shoes are all over the place. It’s unorderly

Iori: Ah, they are. Woops

Rikai: Iori-san, are you perhaps

Rikai: A delinquent?

Iori: Delinquent!?

Rikai: Is kicking off your shoes and leaving them all willy-nilly not completely akin to being a delinquent?

Iori: You’re exaggerating

Rikai: It’s a scandal in our midst!

Rikai: To think that there are residents of this house falling into delinquency- Iori-san, you are involved with organized crime, aren’t you.

Iori: Organized crime!?

Rikai: It is obvious that you are, scattering your shoes in such way after taking them off is nothing else but anti-social behaviour.

Iori: You’re exaggerating?

Rikai: I shall go alert the police.

Iori: Wait, wait! I’ll tidy it!

Iori: Rikai-kun, how is this now?

Rikai: Hm. Order is All Green.

Iori: What am I looking at. Scary

Iori: But that takes care of it! Rikai-kun, may I go now?

Rikai: Go ahead

Iori: I’ll make sure to cook up some yummy grub tonight♪

(PPPIIIIIII)

Iori: Eh?

Rikai: GRUB???

Rikai: What is this disgraceful vocabulary- is it not dinner, otherwise supper?

Rikai: Are you a delinquent?

Iori: Nu-uh I’m not

Rikai: Using a word like grub to describe dinner, is that not completely akin to the mafia!?

Iori: MAFIA!?

Rikai: How frightening. I must be on my guard when talking to you from now on

Iori: HAH!?

Rikai: Either way I shall contact public welfare-

Iori: DINNER!

Rikai: Hm?

Iori: Rikai-kun, I will go prepare some delicious dinner now.

Rikai: Hm. Order is All Green. Again.

Iori: A…again….

Iori: Well, that’s a relief. Rikai-oniisan, may I perhaps take my leave now?

Rikai: Go forth young lad. Be on your way.

(PPPIIIIIIIIIIIIII)

Iori: What is it now

Rikai: You came from outside so what about washing your hands!?

Iori: GYAAH~! I forgoooot~!

Rikai: Iori-san! Are you Moldtilda of Muckinghamshire!?

Iori: What the! I don’t get it but I don’t want to be called that!

Rikai: Oi Moldtilda of Muckinghamshire!! You there, Moldtilda of Muckinghamshire!! Are you listening, Moldtilda!

Iori: Hieeeh~

Rikai: You know you shouldn’t bring germs inside the house. Are you even taking everyone into consideration? You realize it’s a nuisance, do you? Don’t rinse your mouth and you’ll easily catch a cold, understood? This is the social etiquette of society. Even children understand-

Iori: Rikai-sensei!

Rikai: ?

Iori: Motohashi Iori has successfully washed his hands and rinsed his mouth!

Rikai: Order is All Green. 3rd Time.

Iori: Haah…haah…

Rikai: I’m happy for you, Iori-san! To see that even someone as you, who was formerly a delinquent, criminal, mobster and Moldtilda, has splendidly corrected himself. I deeply respect your efforts.

Iori: Why it is who must give you my thanks, Sensei. Truly thank you very everything you’ve done.

Rikai: No no no, it is I who-

Iori: No no no-

(Rikai & Iori go back and forth)

Iori: And with this my humble self must go forth to arrange supper, if you’ll excuse me….

Rikai: Fufu. How refreshing.

(Rikai runs to open the window)

Rikai: RIGHTFULNESS IS GLORIOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!!

Charisma charge: SUCCESS

Kusanagi Rikai, Motohashi Iori

[noxian-rose]

Here, have a small drabble with two intellectuals vying for control and generally nothing happening! I finally finished this after ten million years of procrastination and no time so have fun with it. Completely safe for work this time around, don’t worry.

Dedicated to my darling @artistic-lament ( There’s more after this though, tbh. Part 2: The Jhin Strikes Back. This is like the prequels no one likes to discuss.)

                                                          .T H E   G A M E .

There were few things the Deceiver could admit herself to say and naturally, there were little exceptions for such things. He was one of those.

Khada Jhin was an investment, an instrument that orchestrated the same chords she strummed delicately with precise care; the silver linings of a playbook, and the lone wanderer in constant longing of his muse.  Simply put, he was a man she could readily confess to finding fascination in, with every word and fluid movement unparalleled to even those of well-spoken poets and ruffled swans.

His initial search fascinated the mind, daringly seeking her name through the waters of the criminal underworld and only going forth to boldly forge an association with her organization.

Even now in her parlor with the sun lazily setting past the towering concrete of the Immortal Bastion, LeBlanc had hummed with satisfaction with the way the light reflected upon her companion’s face. A visage that was no more of a masterpiece than the tales of the works he had created, features that so happened to appeal to her high-held palette. And then his voice, low and grainy with the faintest whisper of the danger his person held as he spoke with an eloquence and intelligence foreign in most men she met.

But he wasn’t most men.

And she indulged in it all.

Their first encounter in an abandoned home located in the countryside of Ionia  (by his invite nonetheless) only served to heighten her thirst to know more. They had met in eccentric places since then, from her teahouse in the most secluded area of Noxus, cafes and taverns in nameless towns, and eventually in one of the Black Rose’s private housings. They had spoken of their grand views– each to their own– from everything between the blindness of the Ionian elders to Noxian ideals and philosophical musings, all of those and more which were shared between them like a captivating book.

It was in those sunset kissed afternoons LeBlanc could genuinely admit she had found true solace.

Her head leaning unto her hand, golden irises met his ever elusive set of eyes; one leg crossed over the other whilst swinging back and forth lazily beneath their table and daringly brushing her leg against his. How scandalous it all was, had it not been such a temptation for her ever seeking mind. Jhin would only lock their stare in place with a twinkle in his mesmerized gaze. She tapped her manicured nails unto the wood.

“Would you care for more sugar, my dear?” He would inquire, the intricate carvings of a enigmatic smile on his mask only serving to accentuate his allure. She would have found it charming, were she not one to taste the honeyed venom dripping from his lips– acidic and so sweetly promising for more. A simper lays across her features as LeBlanc taps her rosy cheek, fingers folded beneath her chin, porcelain features cradled gently.

“I’m sweet enough as it is.”

The Virtuoso let himself have the liberty of a half chuckle at her words-- most likely out of pity for her half-hearted attempt at humor-- though he continues to mix the sugar with the steaming liquid.

“Delightful, as per usual Matron.”

He sets aside the spoon he had used to stir his own tea, the tip still holding remnants of sugar crystals, prompting the Deceiver’s interests as she leans forward more on their table, her aura radiating only the utmost confidence and nothing more.

Smooth brushes, still holding their paints lay on the table though common during their meetings. Jhin had reasoned that beauty could be found in even the most simplest of matters, even objects that have been used for his own works.

“You never taught me to paint, even after all this time. Believe me, I’ve been patient.” LeBlanc suddenly muses, tracing an imaginary image on the surface of the table with her finger. It was a rose, atleast to her. Interest taints his gaze for the seventh time since he had arrived.

She smirks.

“Oh? You never cease to surprise, one would think a woman like yourself would have already learned the finer arts.” He lifts his pearly mask enough to reveal his smooth lips and sips his tea for a moment. She hoped it scorched the skin. “But alas, I do assume slightly,  I’m certain you of all individuals would know that everything comes at a price. It is only through sacrifice that we truly learn, yes?” He tilts his head inquisitively at her.

LeBlanc flutters her eyes closed by the slightest, a soft hum leaving her  “Mm, indeed. But here we are with your hands upholding cards and seeking fortune with me despite your knowledge and your inhibitions. You disregard the words, the blurring line between the truths and the ...” She had no need to finish the sentence, he would know it as well as she did. Jhin’s fingers pinched the handle of his teacup tighter. The air around them closed in to the confines of their small space.

In the distance, the sun had finished its descent, leaving final strokes of amber across the canvas of the heavens and making way for twilight.

Jhin could only give another breathy chuckle “Matron, must we be so brash?” He took one of the brushes laid out across the table and slowly moved the hairs of the tool across the blank linen, leaving a mixed trail of fuschia and navy blue behind.

“I like to gamble my chances at points, and you my dear are most certainly worth such a risk. Your organization intrigues me as is, your inner workings, the intricate planning of your plots. With fair trade of my talents, unless of course that in itself is not enough of a fair exchange for your standards?”

At that, LeBlanc paused. The finger that drifted across the surface of their table coming to an abrupt stop. He had caught her there, locked between upholding her stoicism and the temptation Jhin so readily offered and wholeheartedly knew wasn’t up for denial. Those mismatched orbs peeking through his mask eyed her in anticipation, eager to see her stumble at his offer just as LeBlanc had wanted to him to be.

So shall the cat begin the chase for the mouse.

A pensive hum, leaves her as  the Matron splays her fingers out across the table, fine nails nearing the porcelain saucer of her teacup. She readily ignores his previous words “Now, now, with relations as they are between Noxus and Ionia?” LeBlanc takes a moment to chuckle “You speak in delusions of grandeur.” She waved her free hand dismissively, sipping her cooled down tea; ever watching, ever calculated. Jhin visibly bristled, shoulders uplifting by the slightest and the fine trail of his brush swaying out of it’s artistic haze.

“They are a far cry from delusions, Matron!” He proclaimed suddenly, throwing his arm out towards her in a burst of impulse. The brush was clasped within the clutch of his fingers, never leaving his grasp for even a moment as he continued his passionate outcry “ City state relations mean nothing when we are our own catalysts for change.” His gestures flicked splatters of mixed fuschia and navy unto the porcelain of her cup, now a soft lavender tainting it’s surface.

LeBlanc merely continued to listen.

“There are visions to be wrought upon, multiple performances left to revel in! We can make all of them sing.”  Upon his last words, Jhin closed his augmented hand into a fist all the while  traces of a triumphant smile shone from beyond his ornate mask. The Virtuoso nearly radiated with his pride and LeBlanc chuckled, lazily drawing circles on the table with the tip of her finger. 

A soft sigh accompanies the subtle ring of her amusement at his tirade.

“Mm, if only I was impressed.” She stands up silkily from the metal seat , lithe fingers smoothing out the creases of her well adored cloak. The mirror shatters, Jhin’s previous stagelight dims as quickly as it had. He sits as still as she had moments before.

“What your performances are composed of can be summarized simply as puerile, mere blindness that sparks in a single moment before being forgotten-- insignificant, impractical.” LeBlanc continues, turning to what little was left of the sun that shone through the glass walls, a multicolored shadow painting itself unto the floor of her teahouse like a child’s watercolor palette. 

“You claim yourself a virtuoso, an artist.  A tragedy that you can’t paint the bigger picture ” 

And with a singular flick of her hand, violet smoke engulfed the Deceiver’s being, soft clouds entangling around her body and leaving no trace of her existence behind. 

[quantum-displacement]

Trumps Cabinet

Secretary of State

Rex Tillerson (Oil Tycoon)

He broke the law by illegally doing deals with State Sponsors of Terrorism.

He broke the law by illegally doing $50 million dollars worth of deals with Iran and selling their military "chemicals" while they were under sanctions.

He bragged about being a personal friend of Putin and estimates put that he has spent more time with Putin then any other American citizen.

He lied under oath to Congress when asked about him lobbying against Russian Sanctions.

He was sued for anti-gay discrimination.

He was Director of a Russian Oil Firm in the Bahamas that helped companies use offshore tax haven loopholes to avoid paying taxes.

When the threat of rising sea levels due to climate change were brought up his response was, "We'll adapt to that."

He is being sued for ignoring environmental regulations.

He was fined after he ignored safety regulations and that resulted in 2 people being killed and another 13 injured.

He refused to agree that Saudi Arabia violates human rights or Putin has committed war crimes.

He has been investigated for fraud.

He was personally mentioned in court documents where at least 14 different witnesses have testified private military security forces employed by Exxon Mobil working in Indonesia had engaged in serious human rights abuses, including murder, torture, sexual violence, kidnapping, battery, assault, rape, arbitrary arrest, detention and false imprisonment. Instead of denying these things occurred his lawyers have argued he shouldn't be held responsible for the actions of employees even though he directly was involved in the management.

Secretary of the Treasury:

Steven Mnuchin (Worked for Goldman Sachs)

He has been accused of racism by enacting company policies to refuse to give loans to minorities and giving Latinos higher mortgage rates than whites.

If you were a Latino who didn't pay your morgue to Steven Mnuchin's bank you are 20% more likely to be foreclosed on than if you are white and in the same situation.

The bank he headed broke the law numerous times with unethical and illegal foreclosure practices. Such as trying to evict an elderly couple who had already paid them $525,000 in mortgages for a house that was only worth $200,000.

He has been sued dozens of times and settled or was found guilty in multi-million dollar lawsuits on several separate occasions.

He has been forced to testify and received subpoenas from the Department of Housing and Urban Development multiple times during government investigations against him.

He tried to take a 90 year old woman's house because a clerical error made it seem like her payment was 27 cents short.

Secretary of Defense:

James Mattis (Former General)

He says it's fun to shoot people.

He's been implicated in committing war crimes.

After his own soldiers were hit by friendly fire he refused to send rescue and left them to die.

He is on the board of executives of a medical company currently going through bankruptcy after they committed fraud and misrepresented their products.

Attorney General:

Jeff Sessions (Alabama Senator)

He said he supported The K.K.K until he learned they smoked pot.

He admitting to making racist jokes during the investigation of two Klansman whom had kidnapped, beaten, tortured, slit the throat and murdered a young black man in 1981 before hanging his body in a tree at a local park in Mobile, Alabama.

He called an attorney a "race traitor" for defending a black client in a voting rights case.

He was considered by the Reagan administration to racist to be a Judge 30 years ago.

He called the ACLU and the NAACP "un-american" and "communist" for forcing civil rights down Americas throat.

He used racial slurs to address black co-workers. And told one Black Attorney, "You best be careful how you talk to white folks, boy."

He referred to the only black commissioner in Mobile Alabama as "the n*gger"

Dozens of former co-workers allege he is a racist and when asked about racist comments he has refused to give a straight answer.

Q: "Did you refer to him as the N-Word? Yes or no?"

A: "I am not the Jeff Sessions my detractors have tried to create."

He tried to fight against the passage of the violence against women act and fought against laws to make spousal rape a crime.

He said if a person is gay it should automatically disqualify them from getting a job as a judge.

He attempted to pass laws that would defund any school that allowed gay student groups or clubs such as the Gay-Straight Alliances. "An organization that professes to be comprised of homosexuals and/or lesbians must not receive state funding or use state-supported facilities to foster or promote those illegal, and sexually deviate activities that break the sodomy and sexual misconduct laws."

He voted in favor of laws that would make it legal for the U.S military to perform torture.

He supports seizing peoples homes without due process.

He has received a 0% rating from The Human Rights Campaign.

Secretary of Interior

Ryan Zinke (Former Congressman)

When he was in the military he was caught in a pattern of fraud.

He used techniques thought up by Stephen Colbert as a joke as part of a campaign money scheme to steal hundreds of thousands of dollars in donations.

He repeatedly voted in support of logging, drilling, and mining on federally protected land.

He tried to make it legal for hunters to be able to hunt endangered species.

He fought to give federal park land to a coal company who donated $160,000 to his campaign.

Secretary of Agriculture

Sonny Perdue (Former Georgia Governor)

His solution to a drought was to organize a group to go outside the capital building and pray for rain.

He cheated on his property taxes by avoiding to include any mention of his vacation homes to the IRS.

He appointed people to government position in exchange for them selling him land for a cheaper price on at least two separate occasions.

He snuck a bizarre measure into a state law bill about State Safety Regulations that said people don't have to pay property taxes if they buy properties in other states. This saved him $100,000 in property taxes.

He moved all of his money to Florida so he wouldn't have to pay state taxes in Georgia.

He diverted $4.3 million dollars that was supposed to go into building a reservoir into buying massive amounts of land for himself.

Even far right websites managed to create a 22 incident long, 3 year timeline just of scandals involving Perdue either unethically buying or stealing land. Or Perdue trying to use his political power to find bizarre ways to not pay taxes.

Secretary of Commerce

Wilbur Ross (Billionaire coal mine owner, his nickname is "the king of bankruptcy")

He was fined $2.3 million dollars by the SEC for swindling over 10 million in unnecessary fees out of investors.

He killed a dozen miners by knowing violating safety regulations that he was warned would lead to deaths.

He once bailed Trump out of bankruptcy.

Secretary of Labor:

Andrew Puzder (CEO of Carl’s Jr)

He had been accused of beating his wife, medical records prove it was long term and the police were called on atleast two separate occasions.

When asked about the domestic violence charges in court while his wife was trying to get a restraining order he gave bizarrely worded excuses.

Instead of saying:

"Yes I shoved her to the ground so she couldn't call 911."

He said:

"I didn't shove her, I grabbed her by the shoulders and pushed her back I don't know if her foot caught or what happened.”

A year before this incident when he was in court again and asked to describe what happen when he was driving drunk, crashed his car and then punched his wife.

Instead of saying:

"I don't remember what happen that night, I did have a minor accident but it wasn't because of my wife it was because I was driving drunk."

He said:

"I recall no such incident. I do recall going up on a curb but it had nothing to do with my reaction to Lisa. I think it had to do with the liquid refreshment we had with our dinner more than anything else."

At the time of these Domestic Violence allegations he was chair of an anti-abortion task force created by the Governor of Missouri.

When asked if he would resign he said:

"This is a personal matter and has nothing to do with issues I'm speaking out on. The fact that I was appointed to the task force, I don't think is relevant to these issues. This is what normally happens in a divorce case. You're blowing it way out of proportion."

He later was forced to resign from the state run Anti-Abortion task force...

Neighbors called the police on another occasion when he started breaking furniture and plates.

The U.S. Department of Labor found that more than half of his restaurants were committing wage violations.

He was sued and found guilty for discriminating against the physically disabled.

He was sued and found guilty for refusing to pay employees overtime.

He was sued and found guilty for refusing to pay employees overtime again. This time he was forced to pay $9 million dollar.

He was sued and found guilty for refusing to follow safety regulations.

He was sued and found guilty in a class action lawsuit for refusing to compensate employees for work expenses.

He was sued and found guilty for allowing sexual harassment to continue.

He has been accused of racial discrimination.

His company is one of the highest ranked in the country in terms of employees reporting gender discrimination or harassment.

He hired Illegal Immigrants and paid them below minimum wage.

He is against there being a minimum wage.

He argues overtime pay shouldn't exist.

He blames poor people for being in poverty while he earns more money every day than employees at his fast food restaurant earn in an entire year.

He wants to replace employees with machines.

Secretary of Homeland Security:

John F. Kelly (Former General)

He doesn't believe women should be allowed be in the military.

He argues Guantanamo Bay, "Isn't as bad as it seems."

He supports Trump building a wall because Terrorists might sneak in through the Mexican boarder, aided by illegal immigrants.

He lied and said Narcoterrorism have killed 500,000 Americans since 9/11.

Secretary of Energy:

Rick Perry (Former Texas Governor)

He was indicted on Felony Abuse of Power charges.

He promised to abolish the Department of Energy before being picked to lead it.

He allowed the execution of a man later proven to be innocent and stalled the investigation to clear the mans name until after he was executed. Then fired all the people who warned him the man was innocent from the start.

He carries a semi-automatic handgun while jogging, “because he is afraid of snakes.” and for the past several years has bragged during interviews he used it to kill a coyote with a single shot. Though everytime he retold the story there were more inconsistencies.

He has told blacks that racism doesn't exist anymore while at the same time having owned for 33 years a hunting camp named simply, N*ggerhead.

He made sexist comments against the former Governor and then argued against a woman who said she was insulted by them by arguing she wasn't really offended.

He said income inequality isn't a problem because there are poor people in the bible.

He proposed a plan to lower taxes on the rich and raise taxes on the poor to compensate, when a New York Time reporter brought up how this would create massive levels of income inequality his response was, "I don’t care about that."

He gave a lengthy speech about how Atheists deserve hell and will go there when they die, and how they have to much power in society.

A whistle blower discovered that state juvenile detention facilities had employed sex offenders and had been covering up complaints of abuse in what may of been the largest child sex abuse ring in U.S history, the whistle blower contacted Governor Perry and spoke to him numerous times but Perry refused to do anything about it. Three years later in 2007 the FBI determined that at least 750 girls age 10-17 had been sexually abused by guards and several high ranking administrators who either covered up the abuse or participated in it were arrested. Many of these administrators were personally appointed by Perry himself.

He said the BP Oil spill had nothing to do with poor safety regulations and was actually caused by god.

In college he got a D in a class titled, "Meats."

He vetoed a bill saying the state can't execute the mentally ill.

He has threatened that Texas can secede from the United States more than once.

He said drugs were the cause of the Charleston Church shooting not racism.

He compares being gay to alcoholism.

He suggested Immigrants trying to cross the boarder should be drone striked to keep them from getting in.

He signed an executive order making it so all girls over the age of 12 had to receive a vaccination against sexually transmitted diseases. Then it was revealed his chief of staff was an executive for the company that made the vaccine.

He threatened the Chairman of the Federal Reserve and accused him of treason.

Secretary of Education:

Betsy DeVos (Billionaire private education advocate )

She wants creationism taught in public schools.

Her family made their fortune through a literal pyramid scheme.

She wants to get rid of Child Labor Laws.

She owes millions of dollars in government fines for election fraud.

She lied during Senate Hearings.

She illegally omitted anti-union donations on disclosure forum.

She wants to use American Schools to "Build Gods Kingdom."

She hired a Felon to run her school lobbying group.

She thinks schools should be armed in order to protect themselves against bears.

White House chief strategist:

Steve Bannon (CEO of Breitbart News)

He was arrested for three counts of domestic violence in the 90s.

The charges were dropped after him and his attorney threatened his ex-wife into fleeing the state.

He choked his ex-wife and smashed her phone so she couldn't call 911.

He was accused of sexual harassment by female co-workers. “Saftey Regulations? I’m going to ram those Safety Regulations down her fucking throat,”

“There are some unintended consequences of the women’s liberation movement, the women that should lead this country would be pro-family, they would have husbands, they would love their children. They wouldn’t be a bunch of dykes that came from the Seven Sisters schools up in New England.” ― Bannon during interview when asked about women in government

He was outraged when he found out that Jews were allowed at his daughters school and complained to them over it.

He helped promote the white supremacist novel The Camp of the Saints which depicts non-white immigrants as barbaric invaders whoes goals for moving to Europe and America is to bring forth the downfall of civilization.

He was a member of a Facebook group that produced racist rants and death threats against President Obama.

He complained about there being to many Asian CEOs.

National Security Adviser:

Michael Flynn (Disgraced former General)

He says Islam is Cancer and it's irrational for people not to be afraid of Muslims.

He ordered female Defense Intelligence Agency employees to "dress sexy" and wear short skirts and makeup.

He was fired from the Military for trying to demand too much power and authority. Though he says the reason was, "political correctness."

Leaked Bush Administration emails show he show he had extreme anger issues, refused to follow orders, went against policy and became, "physcially abusive with staff."

He wants to bring back torture.

He retweeted anti-semetic Tweets.

He is a Board Member for what The Southern Poverty Law Center considers the largest Anti-Muslim Hate Group in America.

His son and top adviser is famous for posting online Conspiracy Theories and racist memes.

Leaked 2010 memo reveals he shared Top Secret Information without permission.

He facilitated the murder of civilians in Afghanistan.

Domestic Policy Adviser

Ken Blackwell (Former Ohio Secretary of State)

He says, "Gays can be reformed, just like arsonists."

He works for an anti-gay hate group who wants gays deported.

He advised Trump to change the laws so youth Homeless shelters could legally refuse to help gay and transgender youth.

He believes mass shooting are caused by America's lack of morality which stems from the country allowing gays to exist.

He wrote an article saying Mosques don't have a right to exist in New York City.

He was accused of rigging the 2004 election in Ohio for George Bush. After he was called to testify in legal hearings by Congress he just refused to show up.

During his term he had 18 major lawsuits.

He accidentally published a list of 1.2 million Social Security numbers of Ohio citizens.

He fought tooth and nail to move too electronic touch screen voting machines instead of paper ballots, after it was discovered the machines had a backdoor software "glitch" it was revealed that Blackwell owned the company that made the voting machines.

A group of 31 pastors contacted the IRS alleging that a number of Churches in the state had been secretly funding Blackwell which violates laws prohibiting charity groups involvement in political campaigns

Blackwell sent an email claiming he had never heard of any of the churches that he was accused of getting illegal donations from. But after media outlets traced the I.P address of the email it was revealed he sent the email inside of the church that he was claiming he had never heard of in the email he was sending from their building...

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