#but anywhoooo

[tulipsnflowers]

More than a game~

So... About balling those Beasties..

[thoughtfullyrainynightmare]

I wanted to try and make a portrait of Baal who belongs to @angryorange ~

[entriprises]

thinking about detective bradley again who wants little facts who has questions i wanna talk about him

[spidehpig]

my fever induced thoughts about bird is horny & ovulating x mean bastard ghost

mostly just rambling, didn’t check for coherency or grammar. i’ve been plagued by these thoughts and just had to get them out sorry.

ghost x reader

mean bastard ghost with a bird who’s been so needy and clingy all day long. he’s not really sure what’s got her panting and gagging for his cock like a whore, must be a cycle thing. either way he doesn’t mind, in fact he finds it amusing. he’s so used to just indulging himself, parting her thighs with his meaty hands and swiping his tongue along her folds as her little squeals and protests fall on deaf ears.

it’s not everyday that he’s the one to wake up to her trying to take what she needs from him. her pretty moans shaking away the last tendrils of sleep from him as the wet cotton of her panties rut against his thigh and her other hand gropes at his cock straining against his boxers. he has half a mind to push the greedy brat onto her belly and just mount her right there. but this unashamed desperation radiating from his bird is a rarity he’ll indulge in.

he feels a little sick satisfaction when her sweet moans break off into a frustrated little cries as his fist clamps around her waist, halting the desperate little grind of her hips. ignores her begging and pleading as he slips from the sheets. leaves her aching and wanting as she trails into the shower after him with a cute little pout.

keeps his face stoic as he pinches and flicks at her swollen nipples, his other hand pawing at her ass. working her up into a frenzy again, makes sure she can feel his heavy cock throb against her thigh as he cups her dripping cunt. thick fingers bullying their way between her lips under the guise of washing her clean. likes the way she shivers and bucks against him when his knuckle brushes across her clit. he quickly twists the rusty shower handle when she reaches for his cock again and huffs out a raspy laugh when she squawks at him as the shower water turns to ice. doesn’t look back as he steps out and tosses a towel at her.

maybe he shouldn’t punish his little bird’s confidence and needy demands. it’s not every day he wakes up to her wet and willing, so eager to milk his cock. but he has the time and patience today. maybe it’s boredom from such a long leave or maybe he’s just a bastard he thinks as he pulls her onto his lap later as he watches the game. fingers sneaking under the fabric of her tank top to pinch and twist at her nipples until she’s squirming in his lap searching for the friction of his hard cock. waits until she’s panting and whining again before pushing her off his lap a grunting at her to go fix dinner. gives his cock a couple of lazy tugs as she shoots him a dirty look and stumbles into the kitchen on unsteady legs.

later ducks his head under the kitchen doorframe to corner her against the counter to paw and grope at her pretty hips, feels the soft skin of her inner thighs are still slick. pulls back the second she sighs and arches back against him. he ignores the way she glares at him across the table as he shovels the dinner she made him into his mouth. and just to be a prick, finishes his game after dinner while she angrily slams the dirty dishes around in the kitchen.

waits until she’s finished until he prowls off into the bedroom and lights a cigarette as he settles against the pillows. sprawled out across the center of the bed, he finally shoves the waistband of his sweats under his balls to let his heavy cock spring free. precum already leaking onto his thigh as he barks at his bird to come take care of this.

can’t help but smirk as she hesitates in the doorway. unsure if this is just another one of his cruel tricks after he had spent all day teasing her. fists his cock and tells her to come take what she needs. almost barks out a laugh as her eyes widen and she quickly wiggles out of her panties and scrambles up onto the bed. licks his lips when he gets a glimpse of her already glistening cunt as she crawls up over his hulking body. has half a mind to stub his smoke out and sit her over his hungry mouth. instead he takes another drag as her thighs stretch wide on either side of his thick waist to hump her slick cunt along the underside of his cock.

he makes no move to touch her as she ruts and humps against his cock, the bed already creaking with her frantic movements. only pausing to grit his teeth as the tip of his cock catches on her warm hole as she rocks backwards again. lights up another smoke as she leans back onto her haunches to bury two fingers into her cunt when it becomes apparent he won’t be doing anything to help satiate her needs. pupils blown as he watches her sloppy cunt swallow her little fingers. not at all enough to prep her for his cock.

she doesn’t seem to care as she lurches forward and her nails dig into the fat of his chest as she rises up onto her knees, reaching back as she pathetically tries to line his leaking cock up with her cunt. her little grunts of frustration are music to his ears as she struggles to catch the tip on her hole again. movements faltering and sputtering a little when he blows smoke in her face. sweat glistening along her brow when she glares at him and finally manages to sink down a few inches.

his eyes roll back with how tight she is, half expects her to stop and beg him to finger her open. instead she grunts in pain and tries to bounce and wiggle her way down onto his prick. barely any leverage with the way she’s already risen so far up onto her knees just to straddle his thick waist, the cushioned mattress does nothing to ease her struggle. and fuck, watching her buck and bounce just to bully his fat cock into her greedy cunt is tearing at the remains of his control.

it’s not until her walls finally relax and she sinks down onto his cock with a yowl that he finally acknowledges her. cooing and taunting her for being such a needy slag, drooling over his cock all day long. watches the way a sob wracks through her body as her hands grip at the fat of his stomach trying to get some leverage to push herself up on his cock. barely manages to rise up a few inches before she’s letting out a frustrated sob and instead just grinds back and forth on his lap with his cock buried in her cunt, so pathetic.

she yelps when he slaps her tit and growls at her to ride him proper. sniveling after his cock all day long and she can’t even take it right? he decides he’ll let her whine and mewl and beg him to just take her as she grinds on top him. she can’t even take what she needs. maybe when she finally collapses from exhaustion will he flip her over and breed her pretty cunt. seems like he’s the only one that can give her what she needs after all.

[seoulmatez]

“ow!” suna jerks away from your touch—the best he can in his current position, lying on the hotel bed on his stomach. his arms are stacked under his chin and he turns his head so that he can see you out of the corner of his eye. “that hurt.”

“sorry,” you halfheartedly mumble, reaching for the bottle of aloe vera you tossed to the other side of the mattress a moment ago. you squeeze a generous amount into your palm, rubbing the two together before smoothing the cooling lotion over suna’s reddened back. he flinches ever so slightly under your touch but keeps any complaints to himself. “you know, you wouldn’t be in this predicament if you reapplied like i told you to.”

the both of you had been excited about this vacation. it’s not often that your schedules align in such a way that allows you to spend an entire week out of the country and on a tropical island. but it seems like suna’s excitement overshadowed any thought of protecting his skin, too busy collecting seashells and building his elaborate sandcastle, which, to be fair, turned out pretty awesome. though, you aren’t sure if you would have risked tender and peeling skin for a picture-worthy sandcastle that would inevitably be destroyed in the next twenty-four hours.

he groans, shifting beneath you, obviously growing uncomfortable in his position. he rests his chin on his arms. “yeah, yeah.”

despite your, i told you so, you do feel bad for the man. his vacation is essentially ruined for the next six days as he’ll be holed up in the hotel, healing out of the sunlight. it was his own doing, sure, but more than a luxurious island getaway, you were looking forward to spending time with suna.

“don’t worry, i’ll keep you company,” you tell him, gently massaging the lotion into his neck.

“really?” you can almost hear the disbelief in his voice.

“really,” you assure him, poking his cheek. he’s lucky the hat he sported all day kept his face from getting burnt. “i’m sure we can find something to do indoors.”

“like what?” he sounds genuinely curious. you’re about to list off a number of activities you read about on the website that should be sunburn-friendly when suna blurts out, “sex is pretty much off the table.”

you frown. that is not what you meant when you said you’d keep him company. “get your head out of the gutter, mister.” without thinking, you playfully slap his back.

“ouch!”

[comfort-character-central]

Imagine your f/o placing reassuring hands on your shoulders, giving you a kind smile. "I just wanted to tell you that you're the best thing that's ever happened to me, and I'd be lost without you."

[sun-e-chips]

They’re so smug about teasing the angry orca man I love it!

Enemies to lovers and big women/y/n my biggest weakness!!!!!!!!

Had to draw this scene from @naffeclipse ‘s eating krill au with humpback y/n and orca eclipse >:)

(I know this isn’t the actual size ratio but it was funnier for the bit i had to!)

[aashiqeddiediaz]

when buck watches eddie and tommy getting along like a house on fire and the ugly part of him that thinks he's expendable and/or replacable rises up like a phoenix laid to temporary rest from eddie's words in 4x14 then what

[my-cabbages-gorl]

grow old with me, my love | @zukaangweek Day 5: Safe

bonus: old man yaoi kiss wip under the cut

[nachtart]

Jealousy

[olivia-bakers]

SIMONE HICKS & ORLANDO "LANDO" JOHNSON All American: Homecoming - 3x04

[thefrsers]

requested by @ashmarie1687: Jamie + praying over Claire in 2.11 and 7.03

[hikeyzz]

tummy n thighs thursday is that a thing ??

[spidehpig]

thinking about bird who was sleeping peacefully only to be woken up to soap mauling her. he was so mean and rough with her after a nasty 3 week solo mission got him all frustrated and worked up. shaking and limping into the living room after soap falls asleep snoring on the the bed. simon cooing at her to cmere. was the stupid mutt too rough with you sweet girl? :( he promises to kiss it all better, stroking her sides while he pulls her onto her lap so she can sniffle and shake into the side of his neck. he’s not a good man though and her tears are getting him all worked up :(((( it’s not his fault she looks so pretty when she cries and johnny got her all wet and pliant for him. why shouldn’t he bounce her on his cock? :((

[sunsetsandsunshine]

~ 𝚃𝚛𝚢 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚕𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝! ~

·̩̩̥͙＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚𝚃𝙸𝙲𝙺𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙾𝙱𝙴𝚁 𝙳𝙰𝚈 𝟼-𝟽: 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝙳/𝙹𝙾𝙺𝙴𝚂˚*• ̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*＊·̩̩̥͙

𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚛𝚎: 𝙵𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏

𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜: 𝟷,𝟷𝟶𝟷

𝚂𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜: 𝙼𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚢 & 𝙻𝚎𝚘

𝚂𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢: 𝙼𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚊 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚕𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚑…𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙻𝚎𝚘 𝚒𝚜, 𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚒𝚝.

(𝙰/𝙽: 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢: 𝙳𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚐𝚞𝚢! 𝚃*𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚔/𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚜 𝙳𝙽𝙸!!!)

𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: 🎶𝚃𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐🎶 and 💋𝚌𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐💋

＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚✨𝙴𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚘𝚘𝚢𝚢𝚢𝚢𝚢𝚢𝚢✨˚*•✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙

“You’re going to kill me...” Leo glared, crossing his arms at his youngest brother as the orange banded turtle just groaned in frustration. 

“No, I won’t.” Mikey huffed. 

“It’s going to kill me.” The elder corrected, stepping away from the kitchen counter as he hugged his arms protectively around himself.  

“No. it. won’t!”

“I’m going to be a dead man, Mike…do you really want to be responsible for one of your brother’s death?” The dark blue eyed mutant sighed dramatically as he flopped on the lounge area couch. 

Mikey rolled his eyes and sighed at the other’s theatrics, walking over to where the leader in blue was as he sat right next to him. 

“For Christ’s sake…” The smaller turtle said in exasperation, “Leo…what I just made in front of your very eyes was a legit pickle, jellybean and salami pizza…stop acting like it’s the end of the world.”

Leonardo audibly gasped, clutching his imaginary pearls as he just gawked at his brother in awe, “IT IS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!” He yelled, catching a glance of the concotion Mikey called food, sending a ping of disgust to go riiiiiight down his shell, “And besides, there’s no way in hell I’m eating…whatever that is...” 

The elder turtle turned on the TV, which, conveniently, had Space Hero’s playing; and of course the slightly taller teen wouldn’t let such a good opportunity of watching his absolute favorite show go to waste! 

“Pleeease?” Michelangelo whined, shaking the other’s arm back and forth lightly and subtly. 

“Nope. Nada. No way. Get Raph to do it…he has the stomach to fit an entire generation...” Leo hummed, swatting the smaller turtle away slightly which only caused the smaller turtle in question to pester on further and further. 

“But I want you to try it!” The baby blue eyed teenager pouted. 

“And why should I subject myself to that?” The ledaer in blue asked, leaning on the couches cushions. 

“Because you love me soooooo much and you’d do aaaaaanything and eeeeeeverything for me?” Mikey tried.

“Ehhhhhhh…I wouldn’t say all of that now...” The taller turtle snickered, holding in a laugh as he saw how absolutely offended his brother looked at the comment.

If you can’t handle the heat…don’t come in the kitchen is what Leo always says!!!

Or…was it if you can’t handle the heat…don’t come into the flames…?

Oh, whatever. Same difference! You get his point. 

“I hate you.” The shorter teenager grumbled out, sinking into the couch as he crossed his arms over his plastron, looking away from the eldest quadruplet. 

Leonardo sighed fondly at the other’s sudden bratty demeanor, poking him in the side repeatedly, “Pfft— oh please. You love me.” The oldest smiled. 

“Fuhuhuck yohou...” The baby blue eyed teenager cursed, trying to push the taller’s hands away, “No thanks— I don’t swing that way.” Leonardo grinned. 

“Yohohou’re disgusting!” 

“And you’re grotesque.” 

Michelangelo rested his head on the eldest’s shoulder, poking his cheek repeatedly, “Juhust aha bite…?”

“No.” The teen in blue hummed, watching the TV screen and not seeming at all bothered by his younger brother’s well-known annoying antics. 

“A nom…?”

“No.”

“A nibble…?”

“No, no and no.” 

“You’re. impossible!” The youngest whined, getting up and going back to the kitchen. “Sorry, Mikester…but I am not stepping another foot next to that thing…”

And at that comment, a sly smirk stretched to the smaller mutant’s face, inching back to the couch and sitting casually on the couch’s arm, “Could I…maybe convince you to~?” 

“Unless you’re trying to bribe me with cold hard cash, I don’t want to hear it.” The sapphire eyed teenager hummed nonchalantly…but widened his eyes as he saw his youngest brother wiggling his fingers tauntingly towards him. 

“Michelangelo…no.” The eldest glared as he backed away from the other. 

“Michelangelo…yes~!” The younger mimicked lowly. 

“I do nohot sohound lihihike thahat!!” The taller turtle squeaked, getting up from the couch slowly as his younger brother swiftly followed, still wiggling his fingers, “Yehes you doohoo!” Mikey giggled; as his brother’s laugh was contagious after all, “You sound like a fifteen year old Batman…” 

“It’s kinda cute, actually.” The freckled faced teenager said as he pounced on his brother, both of them falling on the floor as the Michelangelo digged his nail’s into Leonardo’s sides.  

The leader in blue let out a genuine scream, hugging his middles as he squirmed and squawked, “GyaHAH! Noho! Gehehet awahahay!” He cried, curling in on himself. 

“Not until you try my awesome cuisine!” The youngest quadruplet announced proudly as he continued to tickle his sibling. 

His sibling in question just playfully rolled his eyes at him, letting out a giggly scoff, “I aham nahateheating thahahat…”

“Oho, yes you will~!” Mikey said whilst scratching both of Leo’s underarms. 

The older turtle banged his feet on the floor, flailing his arms around like a drunk man, “NAHAHO! DOHOHON’T— hic STOHOP!!” 

“'Don’t stop~?'” Michelangelo teased, “You don’t have to tell me twice~!”

“THAHAT IHIHIS NOHOT WHAHAT IHIHI MEANT!!!” 

“You suuuuuure~?” 

“YEHES!!!”

“Not sure I believe you..” The orange banded turtle hummed casually, “It didn’t seem like you were in a hurry to leave when I was wiggling my fingers—”

“—SHUHUHUT hic UHUHUP!!”

“—Which by the way, did hint I was going to tickle you—”

“IHIHI hic hic KNOHOW THAHAT—”

“Oh, did you~?” Mikey asked, “Then why didn’t you try to leave when you had your chance~?” He chuckled as he kneaded the other’s hips mercilessly, “Y'know…I could just…stop if you tried my homemade pizza~!”

Leonardo just snorted loudly, pushing on the orange banded teen’s wrists despretley, “GEHET. OHOFF— hic! JEEHEEHEEZ JUHUST STAHAP!!”

“Juuuust staaaaaap~!” The other mimicked.

“STOHOH— snrt!! S-STAHAHAP M-MIMICKIHING MEEHEE!!” 

“Hm…nah.” Mikey shrugged as he squished his elder brother’s thighs…and in result, the older let out the most deafening squeal known to man..

“N-NOHOH HIC MIHIHIKE PLAHAHEEEEASE!!!” Leonardo shouted, “OKAHAY! OKAHAHAY FINE!! I-I’LL HIC TRY HIC HIC IHIHAT!! JUHUST HIC STAHAHAP!!” 

Almost immediately, Michelangelo slowly stopped his ruthless attack, helping his brother up as they both went to the kitchen. 

The smaller turtle dug through the refrigerator, bringing out a whole tube of vanilla ice cream and putting it next to his concoction— I mean masterpiece... 

“Lee…you’re not lactose, right?” 

“Ihi hic mean…Ihi dohon’t think hic soho—”

“—You’ll probably be fine.” The youngest interrupted as he scooped out a huge chunk of ice cream and put it on the pizza. 

Leo gulped nervously, glancing to the side of him as he scratched his head…

…Was it too late to suddenly grow 3 stomachs…?

…and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Leo learned he was lactose intolerant 🫶🏾💗

·̩̩̥͙＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚𝙵𝙸𝙽˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙ 

(𝙿.𝚂.: 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚌, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐!!!)

[bluuskkye77]

Sooo... I REALLY REALLY like Arcadekitten games. And I REALLY REALLY like Moshang. There was only one logical solution: Drawing Moshang as Noiserevians.

I'm not Uber happy with them but yk 🤪 And I based the body/face type off of the official anatomy thing Arcade made meow