#but anyways i also had a bf he was so cute ngl and then we went to like a merch place and they had taylor swift inspired stickers

[sinniebon]

babes i ought to tell you all about the weird dreams i've been having recently.

[kitybur]

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭 | 𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐚𝐜𝐰𝐡𝐲

⌦ in which you, your silly friends and silly boyfriend move in together & what i think would happen.

— warnings: gn!reader, craziness, fluff, swearing

| can you write some headcannons abt how y/n would be with the rest of the group! or how the group would react to isaac and y/n hehe ANYWAY THANK U SM , love all of your content |

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• to start off, i think we can agree that living with the boys would actually be HELL.

• like you’d have to be scrubbing the house top to bottom after filming a groupchat video. but for the sake of this, let’s ignore the bad side 🤗.

• the boys would definitely love you, and treat you like their sibling (everyone but isaac ofc). they would probably be a little overprotective of you, but that’s them showing they care.

• you’re getting ready for a party? when and where. someone’s making you uncomfortable? who needs to step in. you feel me??

• these men would never fail to make you laugh if you were having a bad day. like if you had a bad day at school or work, they would instantly have you in cackles.

• they always make sure they try to include you. if you weren’t a streamer, they would make sure that you get some screen time if you like to be on film. if you don’t, they make sure that you at least go on adventures with them (especially willy vlogs)

• okay independently tho.. i feel like softwilly would be the one to include you in most things (if you weren’t a streamer like we just established). idk he looks like the type of person who wouldn’t want to leave anyone out or behind. if you were a streamer, he’d still try to include you on recordings.

• yumi definitely would not give two shits im ngl �� he does his own thing so i feel like he just wouldn’t bother with you (in the nicest way possible) if you didn’t want to hang out or go film a vlog. but he’s definitely like one of the funniest people when you get to know him so he’s basically your main bitch when you’re sad.

• larry would definitely be your best friend. he’s got such a sweet personality that you’d instantly click and just do stupid shit together. like you’d play loud music at four in the morning and wake everyone up because you saw a tiktok dance you wanted to try ☠️ i just feel like larry would be easy to get along with.

• along with larry, i also feel like grunk would be easy to get along with. you’d both go out shopping since he’s lowkey got drip and you’d bond over it. i feel like if grunk got close enough to you, he’d ask to watch spongebob together. whether it’s over discord or irl. it’s a special moment y’all get to have to hang out.

• tanner would be your workout buddy. he’d make sure that he spots you and vice versa, and make sure that you aren’t breaking your bones doing a new workout. if you don’t workout, he’d be your horror game buddy. tanner would even just have you in the room because he gets jumpy. and if he gets too pissed off he’d make you play. and just constantly grab your shoulders to scare you.

• and lastly, we have isaac. in this case, isaac is your bf and lord he would be the best boyfriend. 🙏 like he’s actually super tall and muscular that he would give GREAT hugs. bro and the best cuddles. literally could crush you and that’s lowkey hot 🫡.

• but no, isaac would definitely be your muse. he’s definitely got that golden retriever type vibe, maybe slight black cat. isaac would be the best at massages. idk why that came to my head. i feel like with his large hands he’d be able to give great back or shoulder massages.

• isaac would buy you a bunch of shit, like he does for the house. it could be something totally stupid and he’d be like “but it’s useful in so many ways” or “it’s cute!” when it’s really fucking ugly but you’d never tell him that.

• you WILL constantly hear gagging sounds from the rest of the members whenever you and isaac are in mere 2 feet of each other. mostly from yumi and softwilly. but it’s all jokes! most the time..

• they will also make kissing sounds when you two walk out of isaac’s bedroom and ask if you used protection. even if you have literally just woken up.

• larry and tanner would recreate any lovey dovey thing you guys do, but make it 10x more funnier. any photo y’all post together, they copy it and tag you both.

• ^^ stop tell me you can’t see that happening 😭😭

• grunk would be the supportive bsf but will threaten isaac if he takes you away when you’re supposed to watch spongebob together.

• overall, i think living with them would be such a hassle, but if you plan it right it may be fun. if you love cleaning and screaming children at midnight, this is right up your alley ‼️

• ‘kay but y’all gotta agree that living with them would actually be so fun cause they’re funny and have an amazing time doing actually anything. like they could make any regular night into an eventful night that would end in the kitchen a mess, empty cans in the floor and bodies sleeping anywhere they can find comfortable.

• and those are our youtubers/streamers 🥹

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a/n: okay pls tell me if you agree or disagree with any of these cause i was just going off the top of my head but i wanna hear what y’all have to say about it too! i didn’t really know what to write for this so it’s all based on my opinion and how i see it. i hope this fulfills your request!

[dreamofdawn]

Hi there! I saw ur request is open so can I request for Hex Haywire bf hcs? Thanks!

✧✧You ask and you shall receive ✧✧

Main pairing: Hex Haywire x Reader/You

Au: none

Genre: Fluff

Type: [HEADCANON], One shot, or Series

Characters: Hex Haywire, Reader

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HEX HAYWIRE BOYFRIEND HEADCANONS

His fucking sweet to you hfjsshajs, don't get me started on the way he treats you ughhhh (not simping I swear) he would absolutely do ANYTHING you want like anything just ask him and he would.

Putting that aside, his a very sweet and caring boyfriend (malewife) he would treat you so gentle and very very caring because he loves you sooomuch. Besides that Hex would be the perfect boyfriend to have out of Xsoleil.

Anyways for nicknames: Darling, Dearest, My love. Darling would be the most used nickname he would call you!

Cuddling him would be HEAVEN, he would hold you while playing with your hair and hum a random song slowly lulling you to sleep. He like looking at your face(not in a creepy way) with a gentle look while smiling and think how he got so lucky having you in his arms. (Dammit why so cute fdjdkssnja)

*ahem* spending time: Cuddling (no further explanation), doing your homework or reviewing together, and maybe walking around the park.(idk okay he just gives me them vibes)

Moving on to jealousy: He isn't really jealous, I don't see him being really jealous but he does get a little (just a little) annoyed when someone flirts with you when his right there.if your getting really uncomfortable then he would not hesitate to comfort you while towering over the parson (you wouldn't notice since he was distracting you). I'd say his jealousy is 1.5/10.

Now if YOUR the one who is jealous: he would know RIGHT AWAY, I mean it's Hex we are talking about what do you expect? Hex is emphatic and he knows emotions very well and he also knows YOU very well, so Hex would know how to comfort you everytime your jealous. If your the one who is more quite and dislike talking about your emotions, Hex would hug you while rubbing your back whispering to you that he loves you and only you not anyone and you both would sit in silence appreciating the way he holds you. Now if your the type to vent out about your jealousy, he would listen to you silently and nods along while trying to help you (because he wants to 'fix' you even tho he couldn't fix himself) and then he would kiss all your worries away by saying sweet things to you.<3

Now cooking: HIS A MALEWIFE HE WOULD COOK FOR YOU, AND IT TASTE SO FUCKING DELICIOUS. HE WOULD DEFINITELY COOK BREAKFAST FOR YOU IN BED ESPECIALLY IF YOUR NOT FEELING WELL OR YOUR SICK. If you like cooking as well then both of you would spend a lot of time in the kitchen (making the food and maybe playing and teasing each other).

His hair look so smooth ngl, ofc he would let you play with it. I think he would rather let you brush it but he likes it too when you just mindlessly play with his hair. His hair would also smell nice too. He wouldn't mind you styling it he would feel for appreciated that you love playing with his hair. If his the one playing with your hair tho, he would like to run his fingers through it untangling the knots while you just lay there comfortably.

Now streaming: He would let you sit with next to him or be in the same room because he likes feeling your presence in the same room. He voice is so calming that you could just fall asleep right then and there. He loves spending some time with you even while streaming so if you play/stream then you two would play A LOT together.

Date with him: this would include having dinner dates (either in your house or outside), taking walks, and anything that can just spend his time with you. His already content with spending time his time just for you, seeing you smile already brings a smile on his face.

If you had a bad day: he would obviously know already, and he would do anything that can make you smile and brighten up your mood. He would cook your favorite food, put on your favorite show/movie, while he massages you to relax your body. Once you feel a little better then he would ask you what made you feel like this, if your the type to vent it out then manz would listen and combing your hair as you vent your heart out, but if your the type to not say it and would rather forget it he would be understanding and just hold you there while you just sit there and appreciate him trying his best for you. <3

Love Language: Act of service and Words of affiliation.

He wouldn't use his power on you if you don't like it, man respects you and puts you above everything else alright? He probably would do anything for you if it mean to see you happy.

If your sick: knows how to take care of you, he would make you your food while you rest on the bed (bed in breakfast). He would check the time often to know when your gonna take your medicine, if your stubborn and don't want to drink it he would try to assure you that it isn't bad and that you need it to make you feel better, and Because you felt guilty you drank it (even if it's bitter but you would do anything for hex). He would stay on the side of the bed while you sleep there.

Hex Haywire is a malewife and we all need him. That's the presentation. Thank you for listening.

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A/n: kinda short, but hope y'all like it!

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

I had a funny idea inspired by a tiktok trend where girls would get their nails painted the same color as their bf's tip

What would the different characters reactions be to their listeners having lip gloss/lipstick the same color as their tip?

Tiktok trend.

Alphonse

OH YOUR A FREEAAKKK?? Dw he lowkey into that.

But also is so amazed you found a color closed to his tip. He likes how the nails look bc they also have lil candy charms on them.

If you found a lipgloss/lipstick he lowkey can't help but stare at your lips. And how they looked wrapped around his dick

Seth

.....HUH??? Really surprised that he didn't know what to say for a quick minute.

When...when did you find out what color his tip was??? Did....did you show someone to find it????

The nails are cute don't get him wrong but....HIS DICK TIP COLOR FOR THEM???? AND A LIPGLOSS TOO??? SCOUT WTF-

Charlie

His face is bright red. CASPER OH MY??? I- UM....OKAY???

Blushes everything he sees your nails, he can't help but want your hands all over him.

Don't even get him on the lipgloss cause now he has a boner bc of it.

Finn

His brain got fried and now is bright red. Sun...Sunflower I'm sorry I think I heard you wrong?....No? I didn't? Oh! OHMYGODDESSIHEARDYOURIGHT??

Can't look at your hands or face or he'll flush bright red every. Single. Time. Teasing him is easy with the nails and gloss.

He likes how they look on you when he finally does look at them fort he first time. But now he's hot and bothered so can we go to the back please-

Faust

He's seen the tiktok trend and was wondering if you were gonna do it. Ngl he at first teased you saying you couldn't get enough of his dick.

But is a bit flustered by it, bc now when ever he looks at your hands and lips he's reminded of his dick and all the times y'all fucked-

Might get back at you and do the same thing. I mean both know that the color means something everyone else doesn't know.

Auron

You what- My dick tip color? Really? Wow Rookie how bold of you. Not surprised but is interested on how you found the color.

He's freaky and might be into it too ngl. Whore. But anyways he likes how the nails look and now he wants to kiss your lips more.

This is giving him ideas bc no one else knows except you two. Might tease you by wanting a picture with your hand wrapped around his dick to have when he's feeling 'needy'.

Lucien

Angel are you secretly a succubus and haven't told him yet? He teases you bc you act more sinful than him most of the time.

Likes how the nails look, maybe they'll look better when your sucking him off while stroking him?

Also will not let you leave the apartment bc of your lipgloss. Want the color that bad? Come over here Angel baby.

Jack

Frozen and blinking rapidly, wow...Buddy didn't know *ahem* you liked the color that much!

He's super shy about it and feels like he's overheating looking at the nails and your lips.

But he's also curious how you found the color so quickly? He might also know the trend from people he works with showing him things.

[kumezyzo]

SAPNAP FANFICTION WHERE READER TEACHES SAPNAP GREEK? (reader doesnt have to be greek, maybe just knowing alot of greek from friends or taking a course like it in school) BC SAPNAP IN THE ANTHONY PADILLA INTERVIEW SAID THAT HIS GREEK IS SUPER RUSTY SO MAYBE THE READER COULD BE TEACHING HIM PHRASES BEFORE HE VISTS HIS FAMILY?? IDK SEEMS CUTE

i had this as an idea too ngl 😅 but i just wanted to squeeze it into a different fic, but here we are!!!!! i figured its easier to do this shit instead.

anyway, enjoy! or dont :) m.list

bf!sapnap who thinks its a little embarrassing that know more greek than him.

bf!sapnap who acts like a little kid when you correct his pronunciation. aka he lowkey throws a tantrum

bf!sapnap who loves hearing you speak the language he heard growing up. even if it were in brief instances when he was getting yelled at.

bf!sapnap who doesnt care if he actually improves or not. but thats just cause he likea seeing you get all worked up trying to help him. he also likes seeing you get angry when you realized he wasnt listening to you at all. he feels a little bad but he was too busy admiring you.

"nick, can you at least remember the basics? like how to say 'thank you'?" you ask, going through your notes app to find the first notes you took when you started learning. when he didnt say anything, you looked up to see him smiling at you dopey-eyed. "nick?"

"huh? oh, ευχαριστώ," he said, in a butchered accent. you pursed your lips trying to supress the laugh that was threatening to slip past your lips.

bf!sapnap who is very happy to introduce you to his dad and grandmother the next time he sees her. but then he realizes she might beat his ass for it.

bsf!dream who makes fun of him for not knowing the language that practically flows through his viens.

"how are you dating someone who speaks the language better than you!" dream laughed loudly.

"bro, shut the fuck up," he responded with an eye roll.

"i mean its cool, but they're not even greek!"

even his viewers think its kinda funny. especially when you post videos of you trying to speak to him and he has no idea what you said.

fun fact: i was learning greek before i even really watched the dream team. and especially before i even knew sap was greek. and knowledge extends to a few duolingo words and the ability to read most if it. i dont know what im reading, but i can read it and pronounce it. -nony

[7ringzsidetoside]

white...

okay ik a lot of people were perfectly fine with white dying and everything, and i would've been as well if his character was written better. He is literally placed in this series for the sole purpose of an nc scene and tee's boyfriend. Also keep in mind the nc scene was SO unnecessary AND he was super underage. Like i would've been kinda okay if it was important to the plot (him kissing his neck and rashes appearing there, etc.), but it had NO importance at all. like boc seriously?

anyways, idk if i read into this wrong (i'm lowkey having trouble interpreting all the symbolism the shows throwing at us), but i think the point for this is that tee sees non in white.

which like... first off the only similarity i see is their "innocence" (besides both of them being adorbs) but then again that's not rly true cuz clearly non relies heavily on sex to feel wanted and white literally is hanging out with a fucking thug ass group 24/7. now if it's innocence in terms of like being aware of the type of people around them and shit, i feel like white was pretty aware of everything.

I honestly think it would make more sense if tee was scared that the things he's done to non would impact white. (again i don't know if that was the actual meaning, i suck at symbolism ngl)

But also, i was even more disappointed because i remember in an interview fuaiz was talking about how he was perfect for the character of white, and literally no one could imagine anyone else doing it. Like don't get me wrong, he played it REALLY well, but white's character is SUPER different from how he is in real life. Like even in hidden character, he admitted to getting involved with the wrong crowds and everything. So i was expecting white to be a two-faced bitch who was like also involved with illegal shit but we got a literal angel of a person who's entire existence was used as a punishment for someone else. Atp, anyone "cute looking" could've played the role of white as there was literally no plot besides that.

i just also think that the fact everyone got so worried at barcode having that scene with jjay is incredible double standards. barcode was around fuaiz's age in kp and had incredibly tame scenes for someone with a canon partner (as it should be). Be on cloud threw fuaiz (an actual actor with actual acting experience) into a role with zero character and a shower half-naked with someone 6 years older than him.

honestly, i rly need someone to write fics about white having a character besides being the clueless bf, or else i'm actually gonna go crazy. T-T All i hope is that bro gets some good roles in the future

[sweet-little-dude]

TUMBLR DIDN'T NOTIFY ME THAT YOU RRPLIED TO MY ASKS I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD WHAT THE HELL TUMBLR ???

okay anyways the akkuya thing is finished at 1.2k now which is longer than i expected but i'm not complaining fr. will probs post it later today hehe

aaalso i read akkun's wiki article and remembered that he has a wife in that one bad toman timeline in which he dies... so. what are we thinking about poly akkuya + akkun's wife? she'd be takuya's gf too i think. bc i like my love triangles being actual triangles not just angles- and i think it would be cute okok. also uh i definitely haven't brainrotted abt them in that timeline too much already haha no i just called her kasumi bc she doesn't have a canon name and figured that she has wavy black hair that's shoulder length, is between 1.65m and 1.70m tall and has brown eyes that are so dark that they appear to be black. but hahaha i am so normal about her & them wdym /j

also kasumi definitely had an alt phase in her first two years in highschool and akkun's been head over heels for her ever since then. but he was to scared to talk to her and they went their seperate ways but eventually met again at like 20 or 21 and then went from there with akkuya already being bfs. ig kasumi & akkun just got married bc gay marriage was forbidden idk or mnaybe it was tax benefits or smth haven't figured that out yet but takuya def isn't lesser for not being married to either of them that's important

uh yeah. uhm. i might write an angst fic about them :))

NO BCUZ I THOUGHT YOU WERE IGNORING ME/TAKING A BREAK FOR MENTAL HEALTH PURPOSES LIKE I GOT SCARED FR... BUT HELLOO!!

yayyy!! can't wait to check it out later :3

i agree!!! btw i love it when you pull out kinda like character blanks (characters that are mentioned that have no story or no actual character at all) and just take it upon urself to make them come to life its so fun to read abt everytime. agreed actual love triangles are the best, and kasumi seems pretty!! IDK I JUST STARTED IMAGINING HER W A TOOTH GAP AND ITS CUTE I CANT STOP THINKIN ABT IT NOW.

STOP THEY'D BE SUCH A GOOD LOOKING COUPLEEE. alt kasumi n stylish akkun, and then since takuya doesnt rlly have a style they dress him up omg skksksnjsnjre but yes ofc!! its perfectly understandable.

IM EXCITED FOR THEIR ANGST NGL

[seiwas]

hello sel! here’s another story for the sleepover! back in 8th grade (i work now btw), there’s this guy who has a lot of girls crushing on him not only in class but our whole batch as well. i can see why people do, he was quite the looker! then he became my seat mate during english period, oh boy….did i ended up crushing on him too. he was cute, nice, funny, a bit awkward and weird (in a good way). we chatted a lot by sharing personal stories, eventually share similar interest and became friends. he would sometimes draw these neat anime doodles on my notebook when i’m done talking notes. there were times when i commented negatively about myself and he would indirectly compliment me (like when he says that he finds someone cute. when i ask who, he tries to say my name but ended up saying ‘mikasa’ from aot which sounds similar to my name or maybe its the delulu in me hoping). one time, some of my classmates asked me how i got close to him since he doesn’t talk much to the other girls in our class. i guess i was just lucky to be his seat mate & we just got close to the point where he can openly talk to me. ngl, that made me feel special hehe. so did i confess to him? no, he already had a crush on someone else so i didn’t see the point. (also, him and his crush got together in 9th grade and there’s still together now!) we’re not close anymore but i cherished our friendship while it lasted. i had my fair share of crushes but he was definitely my favorite! anyway, tysm for taking your time to read this 🤗💗

oh my god nonie 🥺 idk if i want to cry or smile or giggle or sob or... oh my god this is so bittersweet!!! thank you for sharing this!! and welcome to the sleepover ✨

aaah this must have been so nostalgic for you to reminisce on omg 8th grade 🥺 hsbsajd oh boy did you end up crushing on him too <- SO REAL 😭 the fact that he became your seatmate too AAAH he does sound so sweet 🥺

HIM DRAWING THOSE ANIME DOODLES ON YOUR NOTEBOOK IS SO CUTE PLS 😭 (not to make this abt me but omg i used to do this to my bf in hs too 😭) and how he'd indirectly compliment you omg... YOU CAN BE DELULU ALL YOU WANT HE'S BEING SO ANNOYING ABT IT PLS 😭 very 8th grade boy things indeed 🥺

and you're so right for feeling special nonie PLS omg (again not to make this about me but im seeing so many parallels to this and me shdbfs i used to feel special too bc my bf (who was just my friend then) was liked by a lot of girls!! but he was closest to me shdbhsd) but omg nonie... so at the time when you wanted to confess, he alr liked someone else? :( i mean !! it's good, like you said, he's still with his crush now and that's a cute story for them!! but omg is he like the one that got away for you nonie? 😭 or is it not that deep... sdbgvsdjfb

AAAH i love how you look at it 🥺 like a fond memory!! and how he's still your favourite crush omg 😭 that is so cute pls. i hope you can reconnect someday!! for the friendship!! since you did cherish it and he does seem sweet 🥺 but even more!! i hope you are happy right now, nonie!! 🥺💗

let's have a sleepover!! 💗 send me any questions/stories you wanna share!!!

[istharoth]

Omdbvaga so ahababnjauana. It's the anon who weak for romeoxkaito.Sorry to get to you so late but the new cards is just *chef kiss*. I joked with my friends that Romeo one sided love has progress when it from stalker/hunter to grave visitor/burier lmao. Actually I procrastinating much so I only got to the start of chap 9 and you know what.

(spoiler)

So like, Romeo been hunting kaito down for half a year????? No wae you kidding me. Wdym you've been following this man half a year n u don't know his schedule(Romeo affinity chat). Like you know Romeo always talk about how he busy n all but he got the time to carry his gun walking around campus searching for his lil prey "Kaito~" 🤨. Bro not subtle AT ALL. Like honestly atp I think he go to sleep every night thinking about how he should search for kaito tomorrow.

Ngl feeling like the hunting is just game of tag to them. Like you know the instance of Romeo catching Kaito is not rare like despite all that hunting kaito still crawl back to the casino and Romeo just happen to be "busy". How many times do you think kaito got in that cage lmao 😂. Like the chap 3 time probably not a new experience for him. "Kaito gifted this frostheim brooch to me"<- Romeo lie. Nah girl we know how u want to wear ur bf clothes(actually it may have to do with him wanting to get into frostheim but iykyk)

Can I have a name? Like 🍉 anon(or you can call me darling mwah mwah)

🍉ANON!!! REAL! THE NEW CARDS ARE SO SGIJHKBSV

I've re-read the chapters a few days ago and like literally sixth sense when it comes to Kaito.

Two of my favourite panels in the game actually. (AND HIS EYES ARE SCRONFUL ALMOST? Like why?) Back in the prologue if the MC says the veil was a heirloom from their mother, Kaito responds with 'Oh! I have something like that too,' likely referencing to his pendant as that's the only thing he can't give up.

off topic, but he's so pretty it's actually insane

AND YEAH, THE WEARING HIS BROOCH(?) LIKE HELLO? Obvious much, (though I didn't notice it until Ritsu pointed it out either ngl,, too busy staring at his pretty face,)

(and what was the reason to keep him naked, except in his underwear- like Romi I love you, but wtf?) AND THE HALF-YEAR THING, I assume he'd be busy with the casino, but we also gotta consider Kaito, because he's not liked(?) (not sure if that's the right word to used) within Frostheim, so I doubt anyone in Frostheim could've known what his schedule was.

[They parallel, almost. People are fearful of Romi, people aren't fond of Kaito.] + Kaito is pretty jumpy but he still manages to kick back at Romeo's words, like, is Romeo scarier than anomalies or do you just gain confidence around the man?

ROMEO'S A GOOD SHOOTER, we saw that many times, but he's never really shot at Kaito, despite the chances to. I'd argue it was just cause of the debt but Sinostra is also implied to have an organ harvesting system. (It would actually be really easy to hide it because Romeo oversees all the surveillance in the casino with anomaly cameras [based on one of his affinity chats iirc]

AND LIKE DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE NEW EP

Him just looking from afar :( I know that wasn't supposed to be a threat, the "stay away from Natalie Hunt" but I still find it cute that he stayed behind watching the four.

Leading to more parallels, Kaito supposedly, likely comes from a rich family, based on the clues anyway and the Lucci family was a hot-topic + rich before they went into flames (according to Taiga and Yuri anyway) soooo rags to riches? except Kaito turned to gambling so they've taken different paths. (adding with the Kaito likely didn't grow up rich, he only ever talks about his grandma so he likely lived with her)

(always had this conception he grew up in the countryside with his grandmother, and when he came to the city, he started becoming trendy to fit in?)

(maybe it's just me but that insignia lowkey looks like a seraphim.)

+ bonus

[bisluthq]

i mean matty did to her what she did to tom ''i love ts'' hiddles. i think in both situation it's the desperate energy atleast in my own shit it's seems the more i'm desperate for the guy the less he likes me and vice versa

lmao yk that’s actually not untrue. I feel like the people I’ve been least into have often been most into me. It absolutely is a turn-off for me. And people who are confusing get me all aflutter. It’s something I’m actively working on though because ngl I operated for a fairly long while from the position that my current bf isn’t that into me and it made me more into him but like when I figured out he really truly is and I genuinely and very deeply hurt his feelings when I act like a cunt, I decided I do care enough to try also express that caring lol. But historically yeah like I have had several people VERY into me and I’ve like pity hooked up with most of them because like okay whatever and if they want something that badly who am I to say no but I’ve basically never been into it if they come on too strong. I also think when I’ve come on strong it’s been a turn-off for people.

OH. Guys I have a messy me story that ties into this kinda because that story about the Friday girl I made out with lol has extra layers. I did tell him straight away and he was like “yeah she’s cute” but what I didn’t remember is a few years ago, before any of the three of us lived in this area, the two of them actually went on a few dates and he wasn’t that into her and anyway he was willing to do a pity hookup to be nice so he went away with her to a music festival and she was very like “😌😌 separate tents though 😉😉” and he was like “mmm ok” and hooked up with some other girl and this one got all tweaked because I think she was playing coy/hard to get and he wound up just not wanting her. They’ve been frosty to one another since we’ve lived here but I personally think she’s hot af (think Juliette Lewis btw to that anon who doesn’t like her sorry) so yeah my drunk ass came onto her and made out with her and she did offer for me to go home with her but I wasn’t sure I wanted to. This isn’t even the worst part though. My ass was so drunk I briefly mistook this other woman we know - and literally the only similarity is they’re the same height and both currently dyed blondes - for her THAT NIGHT and tried to “carry on” making out with her (didn’t remember that obviously, had to be informed that’s a thing I did). So I have a feeling this Ash girl is gonna now hate the shit out of both me and my bf because we’ve sorta both treated her like absolute shit. Also seems like it’s past the point we could make it right lmao so like ooooops.

but anyway so this type of thing, that I do NOW as an adult with an adult job and a house and shit, is why I really rarely judge mess.

[tiger85]

Omegle Chat

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH THE CHINESE PEOPLE AGAINST THE CCP!

You both like Ask Me Anything.

You: hi

Stranger: Hi

You: How are you?

Stranger: Good n u

You: fine thanks

You: You prefer asking or answering

Stranger: Answering

You: Cool, anything off limits?

Stranger: Not really

Stranger: No fun that way

You: Very true

You: I'll start easy asl?

Stranger: Oh boy, ok im 18 f us but im mature for 18

You: Good to know

You: I like that

Stranger: Cool are you a guy? Just asking doesn't matter

You: yes I am

Stranger: Ok usually when i say 18 they leave

You: 18 is fine by me.

Stranger: Cool

You: I'm gonna get a bit dirty though now hope you don't mind

Stranger: I dont, at all

You: What age did you lose your virginity?

Stranger: 13

You: How old was the guy?

Stranger: 16

You: A bf from school?

Stranger: Well a boy i had a crush on, yes from school

You: Oh so he wasn't your boyfriend

Stranger: No he had a gf

You: Mind telling me how it happened then since he was dating a different girl?

You: Long response or something didn't show up

Stranger: He hit on me at a football game when she wasn't around and asked me if i wanted to pass by his house on the weekend

You: Oh, & of course since you had a crush on him you said yes

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: I asked about her he said she was going out of town

You: Did you spend all weekend with him?

Stranger: No just the day it happened his parents were out

You: Did he call you once they left & told you to come over?

Stranger: He texted me when to come

You: You knew you were going to lose your virginity as soon as you got to his house didn't you,

Stranger: Yea

Stranger: Part of why i went

You: How did it go down once you got there?

Stranger: He kissed me when i went inside and we made out, then he took me to his bedroom

You: How was the make out sess?

Stranger: Hot very i felt his cock rubbing me it was hard

You: what was he wearing?

Stranger: Jeans and a tee-shirt

You: same for you? Or something else?

Stranger: I had on leggings and a shirt

You: Not that its too relevent, but were did your parents think you had gone?

Stranger: I told them i was going to my gfs house and i talked my sister into taking me to his house she knew i was going to see him

You: Ah so older sis knew you were going to get laid

Stranger: Well she asked me any i said maybe she just said ok but use protection

You: Aw how cute.

Stranger: Shes super cool

You: Anyway he took you into his bedroom, then?

You: Thats good

Stranger: We made out more and then he stood up and took his jeans and shirt off asked me if i wanted to do the same and i did

Stranger: I kept my panties and bra on

You: He didn't have any underwear on?

Stranger: Yes he kept them on also

You: okay, was kissing him as good as you had always dreamt it would be?

Stranger: Yes

You: In a way you didn't want that to end did you

Stranger: No i wouldve been happy just making out lol

You: Even though you could see he was very hard inside those underwear?

Stranger: Yes very and ngl i was a little scared cause it looked really big

You: Oh okay, so there you are in your bra & panties and there's your 16 yo crush in just his underwear, now what?

Stranger: We made out some more then he got up grabbed my hand and sat me at the edge of the bed and he stood in front of me and lowered his underwear and put his hand on my head

Stranger: I knew what he wanted

Stranger: It was so big

You: He wanted you to give him head

Stranger: Yes

You: Was he cut or uncut?

Stranger: Cut

You: He had his hand on your head & moved it to his cock, or did you do it willingly?

Stranger: I grabbed it by the shaft and opened my mouth at the same time he gently pulled me towards his cock, i closed my eyes and felt it in my mouth

You: Just the tip at first I'm sure

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: I heard him moan

Stranger: So i guess it felt good lol

You: which had to make you feel good

Stranger: Yes it did

You: then you started taking more?

Stranger: Yes as much as i could, i had seen a few how to vids on youtube and i saw a real bj instructional vid on a adult web site

You: ah nice, so you were semi- prepared, just didn't expect him to be so big

Stranger: But i couldnt go that far down his shaft cause it made me gag

Stranger: Exactly

Stranger: I had the basics lol

You: Did he try to make you go down further?

Stranger: Yes but i gaged

You: I'm sure he liked hearing that though as well

Stranger: Im sure lol

Stranger: He did it a few more times and id gag and push away but he would say its ok just keep sucking me it feels so good

You: Nice

Stranger: My eyes would tear up

You: Did you look up at him as you sucked it?

Stranger: A few times yes but mostly i kept my eyes closed

You: He did that for a bit, then?

Stranger: Yes

You: Then what happened next? He have you take off your bra & panties?

Stranger: Basically yes after a while he stopped me and got in bed with me and pulled my panties off and told me to take my bra off

You: He didn't cum I'm sure from the bj

Stranger: No he didnt idk if i wasnt good enough yet or if he didnt want to yet

You: May have been a little bit of both

Stranger: Maybe

You: Now you are both naked in his bed together

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: Hes on top making out

You: Was he also feeling you up at all?

Stranger: Yes fingering me, more like rubbing me then i felt his legs push my legs open and i felt like this was it

You: okay

Stranger: But instead he went down on me

You: He ate out your pussy, I am surprised

Stranger: Yes he said oh wow, i guess since i had shaven smooth lol

You: nice, good on you,

Stranger: It felt amazing

You: His tongue felt great?

Stranger: 100 times better than i thought

Stranger: Yes

You: He probably had plenty of experience with his gf and maybe other girls

Stranger: Yes im sure but at that moment it was just him i didnt even think about his gf or anything

You: I would imagine not, sorry please continue from him eating out your pussy & it feeling so amazing

Stranger: He did it for a long time too, and i came for the first time in a guys mouth

You: Damn he must have been really good then

Stranger: I think he wanted me to cum

You: probably

Stranger: He didnt stop until i came

You: I bet you were shaking quite a bit by then

Stranger: Then he came up and kissed me which ngl kinda yuked me a little i never tasted my own pussy before lol

You: Still having it be him do it, must have felt somewhat good

Stranger: Yes it did

You: and then?

Stranger: Then it happened, he got between my legs and i saw him reach down and grab his cock and put it at the entrance and i took a deep breath and i felt him push

You: Had he put on a condom?

Stranger: Nope!

You: oh okay, please continue

Stranger: The pressure was intense and then the pain hit me, and i pulled away a little but he grabbed me and shhhh me and kept pushing the burning feeling intensified and then i felt him pop in i screamed a little and he stood still

You: He had popped your cherry

Stranger: Yes that was the burning i felt

You: right

Stranger: He asked me if i was ok should he go on, i just nodded my head

You: good girl

Stranger: He started fucking me

You: slow?

Stranger: The pain was incredible but it was also pleasurable at the same time

Stranger: Yes he went very slow because i was gasping when he would thrust

You: Did he eventually pick up the pace though?

Stranger: Yes after a few minutes he started to go faster and thats when it really started to feel really good

Stranger: I was moan and he was grunting

You: He was just laying on top of you?

Stranger: He went faster and faster and he was moaning louder and louder and then he all of a sudden pulled out and jerked his cock and he came all over my stomach

You: What did that feel like

Stranger: I looked down and omg his cock was covered in blood and his hand also from his cock and it was pools and pools of his cum on me

You: But yet you felt so good as well

Stranger: Yes like i had accomplished a feat lol

Stranger: Then he got up and said dont move !

You: oh

Stranger: He ran to the bathroom and came back with the roll of toilet paper and he gave it to me and said here so you can clean up and he took some of it and helped me clean also and he cleaned his cock too

You: Very sweet of him

Stranger: Yes and his sheets omg his sheets got so dirty lol

You: I bet they were

Stranger: We got dressed and i helped him take his sheets off and we took them to his laundry room and i was the one who put then to wash lol he didnt know how to do laundry lol

You: It happens

You: He didn't offer to let you shower?

Stranger: He said listen you know i have a gf, are we cool? And i said yeah we're cool

You: Of course you were cool with it, you got what you wanted lol

Stranger: No but looking back idk if i would of lol

Stranger: I think we both got something we wanted

You: What exactly do you think he wanted? Just to be the one to pop your cherry?

Stranger: He asked if he could give me a ride but i said its ok and called my sister

You: Told your sister about it all on the way home didn't you

Stranger: Yeah most likely add another notch to his belt lol

Stranger: Yeah i had to do my first walk of shame lol

You: But was it so much of a walk of shame to her?

You: since she already knew pretty much

Stranger: And of course my sister being my sister was fist pumping and wooop woopp as i walked to the car all i could do was lower my head i was so embarrassed lol

You: lol

You: Was she disappointed that you didn't use protection?

Stranger: I kinda lied to her and said i did

You: Shame on you

Stranger: Lol yeah i know but oh well lol

You: At least he pulled out though

Stranger: Yes!!!!

You: Did you ever make any more advances towards him or ever talk to him about it again?

Stranger: You know at that very moment i actually freaked out for a second thinking omg hes gonna cum in me and im gonna get pregnant all those thoughts in like 3 sec lol

You: I bet you did

You: Especially only being 13

Stranger: But i think he knew also thats why he pulled out

You: Well he probably didn't want any kids at 16 either

Stranger: I did see him at school a lot but kept my distance i think we both knew it was best

You: Part of you had to want to talk to him at least a little at times though

Stranger: Until the next time she went out of town lol

You: Wait, then what?

Stranger: We fucked again lol

You: How much later was that?

Stranger: I was his official side piece

Stranger: Like close to summer she went on fam vac

Stranger: We fucked a lot lol

You: What'd he do just text you the next time she was out of town & asked you to come over for a fuck?

Stranger: Yes pretty much

You: He fucked you a lot that summer as she was out of town?

You: Or that was just before summer

Stranger: We fucked, yes we fucked a lot and i did anal for the first time also with him

You: Everytime bareback?

Stranger: Yes but by then i was on the pill but he would still pull out

You: why were you on the pill? Had you told your parents?

Stranger: Only time he didnt pull out was during anal

You: Bet that was an odd sensation

Stranger: No at school the school nurse could give pills

You: oh okay

Stranger has disconnected.

[kittytheartist]

hi there!!

what do u think of akane crying?

idk but i want to talk more about how akane is the nost prettiest crier i had so far like holy shit i don't think nene or aoi or anyone can compete with him at this point of holding the "prettiest crier" title /hj

but ahhhh is it alright to ask if u have thoughts of how the gang or teru (terukane will never leave me alone im sorry) react to akane being a pretty crier?

thanks!

omg I also totally agree with how pretty Akane look when he cries! and it's kind of ironic on the fact that I headcannon that Akane's favorite thing about Aoi(which he refused to tell Kou) is her face when she cries ahaha😅

ANYWAYS

Akane crying is something I hold dear to me bc he's so emotional and he probably cried so much after school let out. and was genuinely happy we finally got to see him on panel in front, because we don't get much fanart :(

moving on to TeruKane and TeruKaneAoi reaction...

honestly I think Teru would just melt at it, I mean his bf is crying and he hates seeing the ones he loves cry, it's the last thing he wants, but when Akane cries in front of him for the first time, he's very gentle and can't help but think it makes all his attributes and features glow, but he feels like an asshole for admiring him when he's crying, because he'd only want to admire him at his highest, because he looks the cutest then, but to see he is such a pretty cryer? Teru never would have guessed, and he'd teased him about how he wouldn't be as pretty as himself when he cried, but Teru just felt stupid now, but would try not to think about it. but later that night when it was resolved, it stuck, kinda gay Teru ngl, cough cough, uhm

and Aoi I think would have intense urges to hold his cheeks and treat him very very sweetly, but not gentle and sweet like Teru does, but ruffle his hair, pat his head, tell him it's ok, baby him basically ehe~ Teru would never, because Akane would certainly hate it! but if it's Aoi....he could never tell her off, and his touch starved self couldn't deny the affection, but he'd be very dumbfounded lmao

Aoi would see how pretty he is when she tries to wipe his tears, and after seeing his eyes she wonders if he's really the queen of popularity under disguise of a four eyed idiot. she'd wonder how she looks on the mirror when she cries and gets embarrassed thinking she wouldn't look too pretty...

ok I'm done rambling

I hope this still counts as their reactions and not how they would comfort Akane? because TeruKaneAoi comforting Akane is cute, or any of them getting comfort bc they all need it tbh jsjsjs

anyways Akane looks great when he cries, although those are happy tears so that plays into how he looks but generally he's beautiful eheheheh

I love Akane</3

[tanzaniiite]

Hiiii May I request Asahi, Kurro, Oikawa and Tobio reacting to their gf shouting at them “the faster you get to me the more kisses you get!” And they’re all the way in the other room, while their so is laying in bed?! I saw this tik tok and it was soooo cute!!

“THE FASTER YOU GET TO ME, THE MORE KISSES YOU GET” TREND

w/ asahi, kuroo, oikawa & kagyema

requests: OPEN

warnings: none!

so sadly i couldn’t find this trend :( but i get the general gist of it and it is cute! i’m just gonna put it in the trend category anyways. also for the sake of variety, i switched up the places. thank you for the request!

you’ve lowkey wanted to do this for a while but just never found the time to do so

and what better time to do it when picking up your boyfriend from practice?

in front of his whole team :D

you knew there was a 120% chance that asahi would be flustered if you did this with the boys™️ around

but tbh when is he not flustered?

n e ways you head over to the gym and get your phone ready

when you enter the gym, kiyoko tells you they’re just cleaning up and they should be done soon

asahi spots you immediately and waves at you from the other side of the room

“hey hun! i’m almost done here okay?”

you smile and nod, ignoring noya and tanaka mimicking your boyfriend (“hey hunny~”) and gagging

welp it’s now or never

“okay! but remember: the faster you get to me, the more kisses you get!”

the gym is silent for a second before noya and tanaka’s howls of laughter fill it

you giggle at their antics but when you turn to asahi you stop

no shit, this dude looks like he’s abt to vomit

his face is on fire

he cannot stand being teased in public

suga just pats him on the back and takes the mop from his hands

“you should go to y/n, i wouldn’t want to miss those kisses”

you laugh as your giant bf shuffles towards you all embarrassed

“y/nnn, why would you that?”

“do what?”

“don’t play innocent with me”

you laugh some more as you hold his hand and walk out the gym

“so where are my kisses that i was promised?”

you smile and pull him down by his collar and plant a sweet kiss on his lips

my mans looks distraught when you pull away

“that’s it?”

“you didn’t move fast enough”

omg don’t get me started w/ this horny ass rooster

y’all probably hanging out at his house and he went to the kitchen to get snacks

his dad isn’t home so this is perfect for you to execute your plan

“yo, princess what kind of chips do you want?”

you whip out your handy dandy phone and hit record

“barbecue is fine! also the faster you get to me, the more kisses you can get”

istg it’s the “cam and collin, run in here and come get y’all juice” vine but w/ kuroo and you’re the juice

my guy rly ran to you at top speed 👌🏽

you’re dying with laugher as he throws the chips on his desk and makes his way to you

“you called?”

you nod, “yeah, just so you can bring me my chips faster slow poke”

as you move to get up from the bed, kuroo tightly wraps his arms around your waist and presses kisses to your neck

“y’know it dangerous to promise a man kisses and not deliver”

“you mean a horn dog?” you snort

you hear him groan behind you

“c’mon princess i was trying to be sexy!”

ngl he’s been waiting for you to do this trend

he’s even been sending you various videos of it for ideas!

he just wants to tiktok famous 😔

you’re clearly not getting it so

UNO REVERSE CARD

he decides to do it at your house with your family there bc he’s a lil shit

y’all are on the couch watching a movie

and similar to kuroo, you went to the kitchen to get water or something

oikawa pulls out his phone and starts recording

“baby?”

there’s a short pause, “yeah?”

“the faster you get to me, the more kisses you get!”

he’s readying himself to tackle you with love and affection.. but you never come

now he feels like boo boo the fool 🤡

your sibling sees him sulking on the couch and calls out to you

“y/n, i think your boyfriend wants your attention!”

you come from the kitchen with snacks and place them on the end table only to see your bf pouting

“hey.. what’s–”

“why didn’t you come running?”

???

oikawa explains the trend and how you never came to him

you just had to laugh, your boyfriend is so dramatic all the time sometimes

“i’m sorry tooru, i didn’t hear you but you can kiss me now if you want” you say, as you pucker your lips

he just crosses his arms and shuffles away from you

this dude…

“fine i’ll just kiss you myself”

you shower him with kisses and eventually he stops pouting and gives in

“next time, open your ears so i can love you”

you don’t have the heart to tell him that’s not how ears work

ugh my precious tobio 🥺

today’s practice has been canceled bc coach ukai is sick

so you decide to do this when he’s walking you home from school

for the first half of the day you guys have classes together but after lunch you don’t see him much :/

so he’s like on the other side of the building while your waiting for him by the entrance

you’re rly excited to hang out with him while there’s still light outside but he’s taking sooo long

most likely arguing with hinata tbh

so you send him a lil text for motivation :D

‘y’know.. the faster you get to me, the more kisses you get’

i shit you not, this dude is running like sonic

gotta go fast headass

y’know the Road Runner from looney tunes?

that’s him, his is the road runner

one minute you’re standing waiting for your bf, the next you’re being tackled by him

he almost knocks you to the ground ngl

you’re holding him by the shoulders while he catches his breath

“what the hell tobio?”

*pants* “i came as fast as i could” *pants*

you’re shocked that he actually ran but not really bc we been knew this dude was touch starved

you smile widely and kiss him deeply

i see tobio not being too keen on PDA but he earned this so he’s gonna enjoy it goddamn it 😠

suddenly you see a orange fuzzy in your peripheral vision but don’t pay too much attention to it

“HEY! YOU LEFT ME MID CONVERSATION TO MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND?!”

you pull away giggling as tobio groans, face red with embarrassment

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[elysianslove]

tutoring ; haikyuu boys

synopsis; tutoring headcanons 

pairings; kuroo tetsuro x reader, akaashi keiji x reader, oikawa toru x reader

genre; fluff 

warnings; hints at nsfw themes w kuroo, but nothing else

kuroo tetsuro 

okay it’s canon this boy is crazy smart, especially in chemistry, so unless it was any other polar opposite subject, it’d probably be you getting tutored

idk about y’all but i hate chem and physics, and if i had fkn KUROO to tutor me??? i’d fail on purpose

he’d probably be a really good teacher if he wasn’t so damn dorky

like in the middle of tutoring you he’ll go on a full rant about the topic in excruciating scientific detail and you’ll just “um 👁👄👁 wha”

he’s v supportive tho

every time u understand something he like cheers for u

if you’re feeling demotivated he just has a bunch of science puns prepared on his phone’s notes

i see him being a very interactive tutor

so like as he’s going over something he’ll leave blanks for you to fill that he’s already taught you

also he’s 100% confident in ur skills. too confident

like when he sees u get something right or get a really good score he’d just be “idk why u ever doubted yourself” so suave and cool but he has such a proud smile on his face

he also teaches u as if you already know everything. this could be either really motivating bc he’s not looking down on u but it can be a lot and overwhelming sometimes

unwinds after EVERY tutoring session

like

every single one

always brings snacks and stuffs ur face w them as ur writing notes

ice cream parlor visits after !

if this is bf kuroo he’d definitely, absolutely tease u

kiss for everything u get right

tbh if he was only a friend/classmate he’d still say the same shit

mf would be playing strip studying

as he’s testing u, for everything u get right he’ll take a piece of clothing off

so v encouraging

;)

oikawa toru 

i think oikawa’s like really smart, but in v specific subjects. things that require critical thinking or analytical thinking or like presentation and public speaking skills?? he’s an A student 

but memorizing things just . doesn’t work with him

so something like bio? sucks. 

let’s say ur an A student in bio in his class and ur always getting like high marks

so he approaches u after he flunks an exam and is just “how would you like the honor of being my tutor” 

like — bruh i stg ,,,

u kinda just 🧍🏻‍♀️ 

i would honestly love it if toru ends up with someone that can like put him in his place if need iwaizumi

n e ways after he says that ur just like “why would i”

and hes like “why wouldnt you”

it’s frustrating how unbothered he is tbh

when he shows you his exam u actually kinda feel bad plus he said something once about not being able to play volleyball if he fails and yk how much it means to him

so u agree

reluctantly 

u meet him at a cafe and 

it’s surprisingly v fun

he makes u laugh a lot bc he is: an idiot 

ur sessions w him are not v productive ngl but some part of him really wants to please you so he studies well

to win you over and ask you out he knew he had to pass first, and he’s a v determined person, so, obviously, he does

he runs over to you after getting his paper back and just waves it at you with the biggest smile on his face he’s so cute pls

“if i was an enzyme i’d be a dna helicase so i can unzip your genes” 

you wanted to smack him but you had to stop laughing first 

akaashi keiji

i honest to god cannot visualize this man asking for help, so it’ll be the other way around this time

scenario; you have a fat crush on akaashi (realistic, bc who doesn’t) and matchmaker king bokuto tells you to ask him for help on math 

ur not dumb, ur great at math 

but rn ur simping over this pretty boy, and desperate times call for desperate measures 

so u come up to him after being assigned hw and ask him if he could help you out

he’s so sweet and automatically says yeah sure with such a pure and soft smile bc?? ur so pretty and his heart is racing!!

you invite him over, and he agrees to meet you after practice 

y’all are an awkward mess bc; 1. you don’t actually have trouble with the hw and 2. you’re both so oblivious about each other’s obvious crushes 

he’s explaining a question to you but you cannot, for the life of you, pay attention

all you can do is stare at him and the way his lips move and the way his fingers are wrapped around the pen and how he’s very gentle with his explanations and goes slowly through them

being so close to him is like raising your body temperature to an inhuman rate tbh 

your thoughts: impure

he catches on quick though bc akaashi’s pretty and smart

“have you heard anything i said?”

“do you want the truth”

he just . sighs

he kinda looks disappointed ngl

so you stumble over your words in an apology, “i’m so sorry it’s just - you’re just really pretty.”

cue pause

akaashikeiji.exe has stopped working lmfao

“oh” 

like mf??? oh???

“you’re pretty too”

your heart stops, but he doesn’t let it linger for too long 

“if we finish this hw quick then maybe we can spare some time for a small talk?”

speed solving hvsgsjhs

anyways this one is way longer im sorry 

i don’t think he kisses u on ur lips but as he’s leaving he presses a gentle kiss on ur cheek and says, “see you tomorrow.”

and leaves

with your heart in his hands

just like that 

end note; i had a lot of fun with these haha! i adore writing headcanons but my brain is always fried bc of uni, so if you guys have any requests i’d love to write them for you!! i feel a lot freer on this site, so i am comfortable writing nsfw as well hehe. 

[bausbitch]

hello yes so i was thinking spencer x ballerina!reader 👉👈

Paris In The Rain

Reid x ballerina! She/her! Reader

I say she/her bc yn gets the honor to play Clara in the Nutcracker in a Christmas event in Paris!!! Idk I'm feeling Christmasy

In which the team had NO idea how good you were at standing on your tippy toes

You and your bfs schedules we're like,,,, close to the same

Bc you had to practice!!!

And sometimes travel for shows

I was also a ballerina don't question me

So you both came home around the same time

Sometimes you came home later than him

A girl gotta practice a lot amirght

So you sometimes,,,,,

Ok most times

Came home really late

Don't quote me on that I had to go to school and practice all the time so it was hectic but issok bc I dropped out 😎🤘

And so Spence barely got to like

See you

Everyday

But recently

It was worse now

Bc you got the lead!!!!

In the Nutcracker!!!!!!

And so

You had to fly to Paris

BUT

Since it was around Christmas

And for some reason

Crime was low LOW low

The bau got a vacation

And Spencer was like

"Yo you guys wanna watch the Nutcracker ballet?"

They were like

"Uh, ,, ,,, why tho"

And he's like

"Idk it's in Paris"

And they had their bags packed in SECONDS

Ok not seconds but you know what I mean

Everyone was really excited

Bc,,,, Paris!!!

But ok anyways

Don't ask why Reid didn't tell anyone you were performing

It was bc he was shy and he knew he'd get roasted!!!

Bc you're 🥵

And he's 😳

He's perfect though

But the team will roast

Haters gonna hate

Head up king 😔✊

BUT OKOKOKOKOKOK

THEY ARRIVED IN PARIS

You'd gotten there a lil bit earlier bc you had to practice

It was the day before the performance

And everyone was exploring and stuff

But they were also like

🧐

Spencer,,,, why aren't you at the same hotel as us?

And he's like,,,,,,,,

"Haha I'm totally not at my gfs luxury hotel that they got her bc she's the lead in the thing we're watching tomorrow night WHAT are you talking about"

No one questioned anything

Bc,,,,, no kids,,,,, no spouses,,,,,, just,,,,, paris

Lmao sorry will you're gonna need to take care of the kids 🥰

Lots of love❤

OK ANYWAYS

BACK TO YOU

you were practicing and stuff

All h*cking day

So when you got to your room

To see Spencer taking a nap on the bed

You were like :((!!!

My baby!!!!!

And you put your stuff down

Took a shower

Ate

And laid down in his arms

He,,,, ofc,,,,, woke up

And he was

ELATED

To see you

"Hi baby!!!! I missed you!!"

And you're like

"I missed you too!!!! Omfg ily"

Idk I have commitment issues I've never been in a serious relationship

So you went to sleep cuddling

And talking

All the cute shit

And the next morning

You were up at like,,,,,, 6 am???

And so was he

Bc he wanted to have breakfast with you 🥺🥺

So you guys went to get breakfast on your way to the place you were performing at

And you did

But it started to rain!!!

Alexa play Paris in the rain by lauv

But you guys decided to pull out the umbrella

And walk around

While the sun rose

🥺

I want that

BUT ANYWAYS

When it was time for you to go

You said goodbye

❤

And he said it back

And so off he was

"Good morning!"

Omfg the team was finna beat his ass

Like bro chill the sun JUST rose

Calm tf down

On god

But they went and explored

Got lost a few times

Ok MANY times but same difference

And at the end of the day

They all got dressed up

Looking hella fancy

Fancy by twice soty 2019

And went to watch the show

YOU DID SO WELL

Perfect

Show stopping

Amazing

Never been done before

And then 🤩

It was over

And they all wanted to congratulate you and stuff

And they told spence

They were like

"Hey let's congratulate her"

And he was like

"Wait what why we already threw roses wym"

Bc he thought they NEW LMFAO POOR BABY

"Bc she just finished performing and she did amazing AND we have manners"

And he's like

"Oh right LMFAO"

So they went to congratulate you and the rest of the people

And ok so, Spencer had forgotten to tell you one tiny little witty itty bitty detail

That being

He didn't tell anyone that you were together

So when you JUMPED into his arms and kissed his face all over,,,,,

Safe to say they were like

👁👄👁

What the h*ck

And your were like

OMFG YOU BITCH I KNEW I WAS JUST THE SIDE PIECE YOU LOVE THEM MORE

And they were like

Oh we know 😎🤘

We're the homies

BUT ANYWAYS LMFAO

He explained to the team

Which took you in

Also took you to dinner somewhere fancy

It was quite cute ngl

After that

They all went home for the holidays

You had to stay back bc you had a few more shows

And Spence stayed with you bc he loves you

OMFG NYE KISS WITH HIM :(((((!!

Ugh ok

I'm done

NOT @ HOW THIS TOOK ME THIS LONG JRJRJEJEHDHDHHE I'M SO SORRY

[nanasarea]

Jung Jaehyun as your idol bf

Genre: fluff

Pairing: jaehyun x idol!reader

Request: Heyy!! It's been a minute! Could I request Jaehyun as your idol!bf ? ♡JJ

Word count: 1358

a/n: yall, i don’t proof read, this shouldn’t even come as a surprise.

Haechan /  Yuta / Mark / Jeno / Jaemin / Chenle / Renjun / Jisung 

When you heard you were asked to be in an sm station with jaehyun

you freaked

and so did he (see gif for reference)

and so did all of your and his members

mainly because they could tease you afterwards

bc they’re little shits

i mean what

ANYWAY

you go in and are immediately a bit intimidated

he’s like 180 cm (5’11″) tall 

what do you expect

he’s barefaced

and he’s wearing this really cute hoodie

and a baseball cap

which for some reason makes him look even more attractive than usual

and he’s like “sorry I’m late, I overslept and rushed over”

and you’re asking yourself 

what kind of bullshit

he looked this good mere minutes after waking up??

this is witchcraft

you were sure of it

and yes, you were intimidated

but not for long

he turned into the nicest friendliest human you’d ever meet in your entire life 

not only 5 minutes after meeting

and you’re convinced sm actually made him in their basement

like what how is he such an angel

but like the next day,

and you realize he is actually a mad man

have you seen how he opens albums???

you try and stay calm and professional

but mr. troy bolton just had to drive you insane

he asks if you can look at each other while singing 

to make him less nervous

and you’re like 

aww that’s sweet but I will faint

Breaking Free 2.0 up in here

like your manager feels like a third wheel there

and everyone else in the studio

his manager even asks your manager how long they think you two will need to start dating

and so the bet began

you two knew of it

they were bad at hiding it 

and knowing his competitive ass, he probably placed a bet too

not like in a bad way

just how long he needed to ask you out

“I really want to get to know you better, would getting iced coffee at the cafe down the street be of any interest to you?” 

and of course you agreed

you’re not stupid

his manager ended up winning

which made jaehyun all sulky

we all know he is one of the most competitive human beings

but he chickened out one time 

because he was nervous

johnny doesn’t let him live 

like ever again

you end up going to the cafe 

and he shows up in all black

and a baseball cap

basically his outfit from when he went to the coffee shop with johnny from the relay cam

and he looks so boyfriend

and you almost melt

anyway

you talk a lot about music

obviously

mainly his LPs

his music taste is so attractive honestly ugh

time skip to when he asks you to be his girlfriend

which is before your station was released

because he was just so excited

about being with you so he didn’t bother waiting

so when your station was released,

your members knew and hinted of it

so did his

it’s not like they made it that obvious

but like if you read between the lines

it was there

the teasing tho omg

he would be so cocky don’t even

like I’m not saying he would just smile to himself abt it

but he would

“yeah, I got myself some, get on my level”

I know everyone is like 

omg prince charming in the flesh

he is 

but he’s also SO CHAOTIC

he obviously buys all your albums

and lightstick

all the merch

ends up breaking half of it

it’s okay, he has a black card, he can just buy more

almost exposed you two when you won your first win

he was the mc and when he gave you the award, 

he tried so hard not just lift you up in his arms and spin you around

don’t worry, he did that afterwards

behind the scenes

he ends up being no where to be seen in those backstage videos

because he’s always with you

but he’s so cautious about it

he doesn’t want you to get in trouble

so it takes so long for you two to make your relationship public

but when you do,

everyone feels like booboo the fool

like how did no one notice?

most of your dates are in his room

listening to music

and drinking wine

he classy like that

but like 3 minutes later, 

you’re watching high school music

he perfect cute like that

ends up serenading you with the songs

and haechan walks into his room

“can you two stfu, you’re too loud, and that’s coming from me”

you don’t shut up tho

you just sing louder to spite him

speaking of that,

jaehyun is a brat

you can’t convince me otherwise

not like all the time

but let’s say you tell him not to do something

or that he can’t

he will make sure that he does it

no matter what

ngl you find it attractive 

his competitiveness is so hot istg

you know how he’s like 

really into his IG?

you’re the only one he follows

he risked his perfect ratio of like a million to 0

for you and you only

and that’s when you knew he was the one

also you can’t tell me like half of his posts are now photos of you 

or you and him

candid couple photos

and whenever you post something

he hypes you up in the comments

like he knows how to flirt

we been knew

and just because ya’ll are official now

doesn’t stop him from flirting with you 24/7

does he care that you’re at an award show with a ton of fans looks at you all the time?

does he care that you’re trying to practice?

does he care that johnny and mark are dragging him away from you because they need to leave for another schedule?

hah no

and they’re sometimes really random

he loves you get all flustered

so you start doing the same

and you always tease him for how red his ears are

but don’t tease him too much

because he will make you regret it

if you know what I’m saying

sneaks into your dorms after his schedule ends

and just lays with you

while you talk about anything

and everything

also have i mentioned he catches you listening to one of his songs

and he goes all uwu

he’s so flustered

he ends up writing some lyrics for the new album

and when you listen to them 

he just randomly says

“oh, by the way, that’s about you”

and so you do the same

he has the song on repeat forever

his fave song now 

he can’t keep a straight face when listening to it

his go to answer for whenever anyone asks for song recs

also he keeps talking about you

like everywhere

he doesn’t even feel bad

one night, you tell him you can’t fall asleep

so he sings you to sleep on the phone

but he doesn’t have the heart to hang up 

even if he needs to

gets johnny to do it

johnny teases him for it

I’m not implying that you get into petty bets 

abt everything and anything

I’m saying it, not implying

i know i keep bringing it up, but he’s so competitive what do you expect

also you’re the only one he’s okay with winning at isac

like when you score highest at a certain sport

he just walks around like

“you see that? that’s mine!” 

all proud and shit

“yeah, that’s cool but did your s/o score  10 points 4 consecutive times during the archery tournament? didn’t think so”

don’t even get me started on how he’d be at your concert

waving 2 light sticks, has a banner, all y/n merch

johnny, mark and jungwoo swear they don’t know him after that

but it’s okay

you find it cute

which is all that matters to him

almost cries when you dedicate a song to him

and by almost i mean he did

and said that if anyone says anything, 

he will deny it

in conclusion: jaehyun best boy(friend)

and now I’m even more whipped for this man than I was before

Tag list (which i forgot, i apologize): @soleilchannie​