#but also on the other side of things I meeeaaaan
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Becoming addicted to watching videos at x2 speed not because you're impatient or have short attention span but because the sped up audio smooths out all of the gross ass mouth noises everyones making into their raw phone mic these days
#I Need to figure out how to acclimate myself to people/videos that sound like this#because I can't keep flying into an overstimulated rage every time someone breathes too loudly into a microphone#but also on the other side of things I meeeaaaan#not everyone NEEDS a 1000000 kilishit ultra HD professional microphone#yall clearly don't know how to edit with the audio that comes out of these mics
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Hi can I ask for a ler!miguel O’Hara fic please?
Ler!Miguel x reader
Hello anon! This is going to be in a romantic relationship, and you are not a spiderman/woman (next time pls be more specific with requests like if their spider person or gender)
I I Requests are open!
"miggy! Miggy miggy miggy miggy!"
"yes, y/n?" Your wear wolf vampire spider thingy boyfriend replies in a somewhat playfully annoyed tone, he had got one day of of work every couple months, once in a blue moon when everything was as close to stable as they could get, and you decided that your mission was to annoy him.
"how 'ya doin?" You say while looking at him with a smirk
"I was 'doin' fine till you started annoying me" he said with a scowl, hiding the chuckle and smirk that was creeping to his face
"aweeee why are you so meeeaaaan?" You say in a childish tone while playfully pouting.
"mean?" He asks "mean!" He rolls his eyes
"you still got problems with that cute 16 year old?" You look at him with a bit of confusion
"cute?" He says with a 'what do you mean by that' look
Jealous much, "Sálvame Dios, I found him cute in a PARENT like way, Miguel" you knew little Spanish, you really only used the words Miguel used, so you knew sálvane dios pretty well. You sit on the couch.
He looks just a little ticked off but not mad
"can't believe you have beef with a 16 year old" you say a little snarky while giggling to yourself. Miguel sits next to you, you are looking at a photo the opposite way from him
"I'll give you something to laugh at" he says sounding some what menacing "huh-?!" Before you could even turn to look at him you could feel a ticklish squeeze on your inner thigh "Miguel waihahahait! Nohoho!" You start giggling loudly
"no what? Don't stop tickling you? Okay if you insist." He teases starting to tickle your sides
"nohohohoho! Mihihihiggy!"
"what? Miggy what? You're saying my name but not what you want!" He teases
"nohohoho! Screhehew yohohou!" You say blushing from his teases, you bat at his hands and try to squirm away at to no avail.
"that's not a very smart thing to say in this position mi amor." He teases again. "Maybe you aren't getting the message, I know how to get it through." Suddenly you feel claws scratching at your sides.
"NOHOHO! STAHAHAP YOHOHOU VAHAHAMPIHIHRE WEHEHEARWOLF SPIHIHIDER THIHIHGNY!" you manage to squeeze out in your fit of laughter
"once again, not very smart" he moves his hands from your sides to your stomach and starts spidering across it
"MIHIHIHIHIGGY!" You tell out, he'd be worried if you guys hadn't had a safe word, worried that he had gone to far or if his claws might've actually hurt you but he knows you're fine for now
He lifts your shirt up a bit, one hand behind your back holding your lying figure up, and the other holding your hands above your head
"get ready mi amor" he waits a couple seconds for dramatics
"nohohoho!" You giggle in anticipation while squirming trying to get away
He takes a deep breath and... "PFFFFTTT* blows a raspberry right on your bellybutton and starts clawing at your sides again
"NAHOHOHOHOH! SPIHIDER SPIDER!!" You yell the safe word and he stops tickling, hugs you close and puts his head in the nook of your neck
"I'm happy this is how I get to spend my days of" he says fondly, you are the only person who gets to see the cheesy soft side of him (others like Peter b see the cheesy tickle monster side)
"ihi aham too dear."
#across the spiderverse#spider man: across the spider verse#across the spider verse spoilers#across the spiderverse tickle fic#across the spider verse miguel#miggy#atsv miguel#miguel o'hara
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I love your headcanons/stories about Daniil's mom, as well as the art you've made of her! I was actually wondering if you had any thoughts about Daniil's dad. We at least know that he was a military man and wanted the same for his son but that's about it
i've talked about him a bunch scattered across like seven trillion dankovsky lore posts (mostly about how he reacted to his son being gay + the slow acceptation of it until he offered him a chokha as a university-going gift in a meaning of You Might Be Gay. But You're Still My Masculine Man Son + being kinda. Afraid of his son's boyfriend until the boyfriend becomes interested in his + dankovsky's shared beetles collection and he's like mmmmmh maybe he's a good guy actually) but i have a few other things... come here [grabs you]
dankovsky's dad's side of the family To Meeee is georgian [hence. daniil mikheilovich [georgian romanization] and not mikhailovich [russian romanization]] but has been in russia for longer than his mom's side has been. on mom's side i think either her parents or grandparents emigrated, on dad's side i think it's been longer; hence why the paternal last name eventually became. i don't know what word to choose. "assimilated" maybe? like a fully russian last name came into the picture [and then was passed down to dankovsky] instead of daniil's mom's maiden name that is still armenian. i think the dad's side of the family still stayed within georgian/caucasian communities for a bit, mostly mingling and bonding with other emigrants, keeping in touch with the culture of their country of origins, and that's probably in one of them that daniil's mommy and daddy met
i think he's also kind of a small guy like dankovsky. i see dankovsky as 170cm [1cm taller than in p1 (bc i need mark to be the 169cm he is i think it's funny) but also 13cm smaller than in p2 lol] his mom to meee is 155cm so teeny weeny but i think he doesn't just have that from her i think his dad is also like. either 171cm or 169cm idk who i see as being taller on here
i think he can grow a meeeaaaan fucking beard actually i had taken this image [the man iirc is armenian but i'm going purely off of vibes]
as a ref for dankovsky's dad's portrait when i drew daniil's apartment scene so i think dad can grow that type of beard. (i think daniil also Can he just refuses to do so he likes to be clean-shaved.) he'd be really proud of his big beard i think it's a great deal about his own masculinity and power to him.
he was [canon lore] a military man who truly tried to make a military man out of his son. in my mind it was also a way to try to counterbalance a certain like. Overcompensating. for his son being gay. i've written it more but tldr for a lot of fathers, their son being gay is an attack on their own masculinity/sexuality because they see the son as an extension of themselves, and i think dankovsky's father tried to make him a military man both because he thought he'd do good + it'd offer him an honorable life, because he saw dankvsky as an extension of himself as dads do and wanted to share this with him, AND because he thought teaching him to fight and shoot a gun would like compensate for the Gay Thing. now dankovsky's still gay but a fucking menace and sharp shooter to boot
i think he has a certain like. roughness that came with the time period right like a hold (and wish to hold) on masculinity which maybe made him a bit... not unkind, but unsweet. a bit emotionally reserved, but as like A Man Thing unfortunately. he was a little distant towards dankovsky as he grew up and The Gay Thing became obvious, but has had to like. kind of suck it up and live with it. he's re-grown closer just before he left for uni. i think he would mellow in the company of horses (i think he truly liked horses + maybe even was cavalry) and shared his love of them with his son teaching him to ride + mellow and offer a sort of almost childish wonder in the collection of beetles (which dankovsky took from him as well). i think dankovsky cherishes the beetle-collecting with him because it was among the few times were dad didn't try to Compensate for him and truly let himself be a little whimsical
i think he eventually left the military, i'm thinking he could have been discharged for an injury. i also think he's still alive during the events of the game [just like his wife/dankovsky's mom], however i'm thinking he could be working away from home. mom stays home because she has health problems but i think he's a bit healthier and can travel so he can get money to support her, even if she still works on her own
i like to think he might have played an instrumence... daniil's mom i see as playing the cello [and daniil taking from her] and i'm thinking mom and dad could have met over music. he could play... maybe piano... fiddle... panduri.... makes you think. but i think he stopped as daniil was being expected + growing up because he had Military Things to do. maybe with his discharge of it he got back into it...
i think his ass cannot cook. truly i don't. i think he's a foodie and loves his treats and traditional foods but even when he puts all his heart into it. he fucks it up.
yeas... yeas we see it... THANK YOU FOR ASKING....!
#take a shot everytime i have typed Think Thinking Thought and die immediately#ring ring (answers)#anonymous#burakhovsky thought: i think he's very like. tense. like Standing_Emoji Sweating_Emoji when burakh first visits because burakh#towers over everyone in this family#but then burakh loves the beetles so he's like. mmmmh. fine gentleman.#mikheil dankovsky#<- sure. him now.#yeva nazarovna dankovskaya#<- sure
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shipping questions !! | accepting
1 - what's the best thing about shipping for you? unlocking extra fun layers of character relationships! and new sides of muses that only come out in these situations. also just fun for au crafting rom com style im always a sucker for that
31 - do you have a favorite memory when it comes to rping a ship? oh man that's a good question. this interaction i think might be it
yes that is an emoji of komaeda's ass. don't worry about it
16 - what's your NOTP when it comes to your muse? using a cut since this will be a little lengthy sdkfjhasdf
kaeya: rosaria! i just strongly prefer them as besties tighnari: just women. he's very gay is the thing kaveh: faruzan tbh, i do love her mentoring him but i'm just not into the dynamic xiao: the other yaksha/adepti primarily, just not a dynamic i'm as interested in w them wanderer: nahida....and dottore. like i love a good fucked up dynamic for fun and sport but they do not need to add anything to that to make it more fucked up neuvillette: i don't have one off hand, i think closest would be w furina but moreso because i'm insanely picky about how that dynamic is handled w them for shipping. lynette: men and arlecchino. she is but a baby lesbian and that's her father childe: i wish. i really wish i did. but this mf sees anything and is like i meeeaaaan. strangles him special bonus maybe showing up soon: furina: wriothesley. i don't know i just don't vibe w it wriosthesley: i will not cop out by just saying furina. i'm gonna say clorinde but only in an endgame way. them being exes to besties can be fun.
#ooc | munday#showing my whole ass with the dr rp but that's life#that was the first thing i thought of. not sure what that says about me but its fine
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