#but also on my noncanon boos

[cvbullshit]

Here some cursed shipps, enjoy the torment :)

You x Sonic

You x santa

You x Titanic

You x SpongeBob

You x YouTube

You x Obama

You x Optimus Prime

You x Wood from Toy Story

You x StarScream from Transformers Prime

Tell how many brain cells you lost during this torment

What in the actual-

Sonic????

Santa?!?!?!

The fucking boat???

*burns spongebob*

Hmmmm.... Yk I do watch YouTube a lot... UwU hold me YouTube-kun /j

Obama is married to Mrs. Obama dawg

Opti- Optimus- OPTIMUS PRIME- *pauses and blinks in maybe*

Not a fuckin toy dawg 😭

StarScream? *looks up StarScream* ....Yeah idk why you chose the Prime version, he look ugly like that, other versions tho uh... 👀✨ I- He can smash me for all I care DAYUM

[do-you-know-this-adhd-character]

Do you know this (noncanon) ADHD character?

SPECIFICALLY THE VERSION FROM DUCKTALES (2017)

Evidence below the cut!

There were two submissions for this one!

Submission 1: honestly i'm surprised dewey hasn't been submitted yet bc he's like. "classic adhd personality type". he's hyperactive, impulsive, easily distracted, and HATES being bored. the official character bio describes him as "quick to throw himself into dangerous situations without thinking" and in the pilot episode gets distracted mid-conversation ("stop! scrooge was trying to keep me out of trouble, but i was so caught up in- why is there a lamp on the floor?") what REALLY sealed the deal for this headcanon, however, was the rsd he displays, bc this kid desperately wants to be loved by everyone and is absolutely crushed when that doesn't happen. his dream world is a high school musical-type high school where he's the mascot and star (nightmare on killmotor street); he had a panic attack because he tried playing a heel in a wrestling match and the crowd kept booing him (rumble for ragnarok); and in one episode started crying bc he thought he disappointed his mom (raiders of the doomsday vault). (speaking of his mom, there's loosely enough evidence to point to her being adhd too, and you know what they say about it running in families.)

Submission 2:

i could go on for AGESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS about dewey and the adhd headcanon. i am going to write a bunch of stuff, but it probably won't turn out very well (i write worse when i'm passionate about something lmao) why i see him as adhd: he has EXTREME rejection sensetivity dysphoria, which to me is most apparent in the money tree and boxing episodes (which i have inconveniently forgotten the names of). he requires attention and love to feel fulfilled, and will go to great lengths to be praised. he hates failure and the idea of being a dissapointment, so he goes to great lengths to prove his worth. he tends to be stupidly stubborn, not backing out of something even if it would put him in serious danger. he's also very impulsive -- jumps into dangerous situations without thinking about the consequence, all that matters is that it's exciting! he's SUPER energetic, and a small detail i noticed is that he doesn't seem to fall asleep easily? he's very chatty, there's an entire episode where he gets involved in a gang of sky pirates because he really, really wanted to talk about a hat he found. a lot of his decisions are irrational or generally just based on strong emotions?? he's definetly more of a thinker than a feeler. ("stop assuming i know things, ok? baseline, assume i know NOTHING!") he exaggerates his emotions or the severity of situations a lot. very easily distracted (or at least pays attention to the wrong thing? like, when they're offered to test out godhood, when they're told they're going to do "god auditions", dewey seems to miss out the "god" part and just does a dance routine (his reaction to realising he messed up is too funny to me, and his dance was actually really good imo) he's constantly breaking into song, uses his name as a pun almost constantly, and has a catchphrase he uses regularly. it's his 'character trait' (i'm not entirely sure how this relates to adhd but like. it makes sense to me) WAY too curious for his own good. generally just really hyperactive? goofs off when it's not really appropriate. i feel like there has been moments where he's been shown stimming before. (ik huey has for sure i'm not totally certain about dewey tho) also he's voiced by BEN SCHWARTZ. that guy seems to want to voice adhd-hi characters that are represented with the colour blue. ICONIC anyways that's all for my silly rambling. dewey and huey are the ultimate adhd autism solidarity duo btw

[readerwithsalt]

Amazing how one can so blindly miss one of the main points of the tsats and then write their own version of the book thinking it’s better. Sure, fuck Bianca and not letting Jason rest peacefully, and fuck the whole meaning of the book because you don’t like Will and your dislike for him clouded your judgement. Lol

Lol, mark oshiro wrote 99% of this book (so it’s pretty much a fanfic anyway 😭😂) so me writing an alternate version isn’t hurting anything, especially since so many people liked my take.

And the thing is: i was a Solangelo shipper before this book was out. Like hardcore.

Even if Will had been an oblivious jerk to Nico in BOO and gaslighted him into thinking no one at camp treated him the way he was treated and that ‘everything was in his head’ and that all he needed to do to be happy was ‘get out of his brooding cloud’.

Yes even after that I still thought they would make Will a better character lol. (I’m not being sarcastic either).

So the thing is, I went into this book with a very open mind. I went into this book with hope about Will solaces character development and whatnot.

If you happened to read my tsats book review since you looked over my alternate au post, then you will definitely see the things that either did not make any sense according to canon or characterization. And I’m not talking about the version of the characters ‘in my head’ I’m talking about ACTUAL CANON DEPICTIONS AND CANON EVENTS.

I’m not saying fuck Bianca, or fuck Jason lol 😂

I’m saying there were so many inconsistencies with previous canon and even within this own book that frankly it is just…. Not good. And I was so disappointed bc I believe they could have done much better and also it was very obviously rushed that I simply thought of an alternative story that a lot of people thought was cool.

And as a queer teen myself, I definitely understand that rep is important no doubt, but there was a lot of like… forced rep? You know what I mean? Like in a way that felt almost cheap in a way. And very lecture-like. The amount of noncanon, twitter meme talk, preachy morals and bad writing shoved down my throat was insane.

It exhausted me in a way that had never before happened in a riordan book. So yeah, it’s not all that amazing that one would miss the ‘main points’ of a story when it is so poorly executed.

Anyway, if you wanna talk more on our different views I’m open. I won’t change my mind that this book was just a complete mess but I also understand that people are okay with that lol.

If you don’t wanna speak more, then have a good day little anon 🙃

[24-hours]

🌻 Hello! We are Mod Bee and Mod Boo, here to help the DSMP and related kin community!

Please read below before requesting! We tend to change what we can do depending on our motivation. Thanks!

- I’m Mod Bee/Biene!! I can do self care kits, recipe kits, fashion kits, icons, and phone/desktop wallpapers.

- Salutations! My name is Mod Boo [I will now preemptively apologize for all the absurd names I will sign off with]. I am currently able to do moodboards, stimboards, and icons.

As long as asks are open, requests are open! Please, only one request per ask.

We’re open to DSMP, TFTSMP, noncanon, and related DSMP stuff. System friendly. Comfort character requests also welcome! Not sure? Just ask!

[indecisiveaesthetic]

I’m bored and working on a slightly complicated art piece so here are some DreamSMP headcanons!

> Philza can make his arrows do a whistling sound, REGARDLESS of whether they are whistling arrows or normal arrows.

> Instead of normal wings, Philza has a cloak that turns into wings. Mumza gave it to him but it sadly got damaged during Wilbur’s explosion and now it’s unrepairable

> Noncanon deaths still happen but the difference between CANON and NONCANON is that noncanon deaths aren't painful and feel like dying in a dream

>Ranboo thinks his full name is Ranboo My Beloved because when he was a kid he found a locket and inside was a picture of him right next to the words “Ranboo My Beloved”

(yes I just headcanoned the meme into the lore)

>MOST characters have two names. They have their actual irl names which they are born with (like Tom Simons, Toby Smith) and the names they choose when they join the twitch/youtube religion (Tommy careful danger kraken trusty innit, Tuberculosis underscore)

> Tommy tries to make himself smaller when he’s in a situation where he’s uncomfortable but can’t get out

> People who are close to Tubbo tend to pick up the habit of headbutting to show affection

> The flow of time is different depending on where you are in the SMP. That’s why the timeline of things from an outside POV seems so weird.

> For revived characters: the wounds they got when they lost their last canon life DON’T disappear. The wounds don’t heal or hurt. They’re just- there, like a mark that serves as a reminder that they’ve already died.

> Characters will forget things they do or learn noncanonically. So even if chat (us) tries to say something, they’ll just forget after a little bit because it’s not their time to know yet

> This is also why the most powerful gods of the SMP (ones who have creative mode) are a bit restricted in what they can do. If they do too much, their efforts will just be reversed eventually.

[cherub-cafe]

You don’t have to apologize for talking so much please I talk too much all the time—

Also same with the new movie thing!! I def love who was cast for Frankie and I have high hopes, I’m just hoping that the plot gets done well.

What’re your thoughts on the newer vs older movies? I personally ADORE the older movies (I have all the dvds) and I’m not that fond of the newer ones. They’re still good, but I don’t like that everything was completely changed and new characters were added instead of exploring the ones we already have :/

What’re your thoughts? :0

-👑

YEA I COULD SEE THAT hang on i ahve to look at the movie timeline so i don’t make a fool of myself. Yeah checks out. i think some of the early early ones were lacking in content and aren’t as interesting by extension but the 2016-17 reboot was Bad. like cool it’s content and all but i don’t like the way mattel softened the characters and story to appease angry parents :/// the way they tried to save their fortune made them lose it tbh. but anyways i think mid lifetime mh movies r my fav LIEEKKKK BOO YORK BOO YORK. number one 5ever it’s my favbvvvvv. scaris is saur good too but i def agree i’d love to see some more established lore from the things in the diaries and (technically noncanonical) novels to expand on everyone !!!! and more of the background ghouls that r rlly popular like robecca and venus nd rochelle. it wld fr be so easy AGHHH.

[grians-perch]

Could I get an aesthetic for a noncanon Ranboo descendant who had blue and orange eyes and lived in Mizu? I've really been missing my brother lately (Ranbob) so themes of that are nice too!! We were both also really into the whole stemapunk/librarian kind of aesthetic lmao. Either way, have a good day!! :]

Aesthetic for a noncanon Ranboo descendant with themes of steampunk and libraries! Hope you like it!

-Mod Mellohi

[obvious-captain-rogers]

anyways so you have one from each section, 12 Monkeys, ColexRamse, and José Ramse :) go off boo

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

Favorite character: It’s probably a tie between Ramse and Cole tbh

Least Favorite character: OLIVIA- like serious, fuck her

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Cassie/Cole (canon), Ramse/Cole (noncanon), Ramse/Deacon/Cole (noncanon), Hannah/Emma (noncanon), and this one is a doozy but @transbucks and I are OBSESSED- Cassie/Cole/Ramse/Deacon/Jennifer (noncanon but it might as well be ya know?)

Character I find most attractive: Tbh probably Cassie though she continued to frustrate me over the course of the show.

Character I would marry: RAMSE IS HUSBAND MATERIAL

Character I would be best friends with: I think me and Cole would get along.

a random thought: This show does NOT have enough appreciation

An unpopular opinion: It was really hard for me to get behind Deacon for most of the show. He was just such a harsh character and it wasn’t really until the second half of the third season/ the beginning of the fourth season (I think) that I really started to vibe with him.

My Canon OTP: Technically Cassie and Cole are the only canon ship in the show but I’m a multishipper so it’s not really an OTP by the technical definition

My Non-canon OTP: Ramse/Cole or even a little Deacon/Jennifer action because they’re CUTE together and Deacon GAVE HER HIS SHIRT

Most Badass Character: Deacon for sure. That man knows how to kick some ass and look amazing doing it

Most Epic Villain: Hm... I’m going to say Athan and there’s only one reason why, he wasn’t really a decent guy until the end so I’m counting him as a villian

Pairing I am not a fan of: I ship the whole Splinter Fam- except the ones who are related- so there’s not much that I don’t vibe with

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): They did Sam so DIRTY

Favourite Friendship: Cole and Ramse of course

Character I most identify with: Ramse. He’s just a tired dad trying to survive the end of the world ya know- that’s me rn

Character I wish I could be: Probably Jennifer or Hannah, just becaus they’re so unapologetically themselves which is so badass and amazing after all they’ve been through and they’re just still so kind and strong

002 | Send me a ship and I will tell you:

When I started shipping them: Uh like the first couple of episodes. Literally I think it was episode two and I kept looking at @transbucks like ‘we’re totally gonna end up shipping this right?’ and we did.

My thoughts: I just think that it’s one of those things where they’ve been through so much together and they have so much shared life experience and they support each other so genuinely that it’s a really well-developed ship, especially since their roles always seem to mirror each other. It’s *chefs kiss*

What makes me happy about them: THERE’S NO TRACE OF TOXIC MASCULINITY WITH THESE TWO. They are CONSTANTLY telling each other that they love the other and making jokes about banging each other- it’s HILARIOUS and so refreshing to see.

What makes me sad about them: Their last scene together. It makes me cry just thinking about it.

Things done in fanfic that annoys me: one, that there’s not that much and two, that it’s always really creepy- like borderline abuse fantasy shit- or that Cole is substituting Ramse for Cassie like ??? that doesn’t make any sense

Things I look for in fanfic: That there actually is some and it’s actually focused on Ramse/Cole as the ship

My wishlist: Ramse and Cole raising their boys with Cole being the best stay at home dad/house husband ever- LET HIM REST

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: I wasn’t upset with how the show canonically ended except for the fact that Ramse doesn’t remember Cole.

My happily ever after for them: The Happy Splinter Fam AU that me and @transbucks are going to write together

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you:

How I feel about this character: I adore Ramse. He’s written so complexly and so human that it’s hard not to love him.

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: Ramse/Cole (obviously), Ramse/Elena, Ramse/Deacon (under the right circumstances), and the beloved tSplinter Fam ship- Cassie/Cole/Ramse/Deacon/Jennifer

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: Ramse and Sam. Their father/son dynamic was so precious and it brought out the gentlest side of Ramse. Also Ramse and Jones’s bickering, and Ramse and Jennifer’s almost frienship?

My unpopular opinion about this character: I don’t think I have an unpopular opinion about Ramse- well, other than I totally understandd his motivations for some of the stuff that he did that wasn’t exactly the GREATEST.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I want him and Cole to find each other after the finale.

Favorite friendship for this character: Ramse and Cole for sure

My crossover ship: None :)

send me a fandom, ship or character

[itsbenedict]

No Driver’s License: Omakes 15.1-15.4, and... one more.

[adventure log- read from the beginning]

[session 15]

Last time on No Driver’s License, well... Sakura had a really bad time. And... inflicted a really really bad time on everyone else, because wow her witch barrier was a step further in terms of OH GOD NO than what we’ve seen so far. As a result of inflicting said witch barrier on their easily angered landlady, the girls- but not their families- got kicked out of their magically hidden underground bunker.

Then they did some side session stuff!

In 15.1, Sakura and Makoto attempt to comfort each other after the whole Warhead thing. In 15.2, Yukari tries to leverage their hostage to set up mutually assured destruction in response to attempted hostage scenarios- and meanwhile, Ibara tries to get her delinquent buddies to safety. In 15.3, Rikimaru Reiko has a chance(?) encounter with something dangerous. In 15.4, Sakura tries to get reassurance from her aunt, with mixed results.

Also, there was something blatantly noncanonical that happened, which I won’t get too into because I got into it enough when it was happening.

15.1 (Sakura and Makoto)

A fairly short one- Makoto’s worried that she’s just burdening everyone. She feels useless on her own, and feels like she needs to be supported by the team, and is unable to do it the other way around. Sakura tries to tell her that these are distorted thoughts, and that she’s a valuable member of the team who helps in all kinds of ways.

A complicating factor is that familiars in Warhead’s twisted candyland mocked her for her speech (or lack thereof), and generally targeted her due to her closeness to Sakura. The two eventually come close to making up, and hug, but come session 16, we’ll see that Makoto’s issues here haven’t exactly been resolved.

15.2 (Basically everyone)

Yukari forms a groupchat! The team needs to be able to stay in touch when they don’t have an incubator around to handle telepathy, especially when someone needs to be on Yoshe-guarding duty.

Yukari doesn’t intend to negotiate with terrorists- protecting their loved ones to prevent the enemy from holding them hostage is pointless, if the cannibals can accomplish the same by threatening random bystanders.

Sakura isn’t happy about this, but is mainly inclined to sort-of-agree while dodging the issue by suggesting they go on the offensive. The cannibals can’t take hostages if they’re completely defeated!

Ibara is even less happy about this. The idea of not saving people because of abstract negotiation shit doesn’t fly with her- how is this being a hero?!

Yukari tries to explain more effectively, pointing out that giving into their demands wouldn’t actually save more people in the long run.

(...fuck the church, here’s 95 reasons why.)

Yukari, meanwhile, turns her attention to Yoshe- Yukari thinks she can head the whole thing off by just communicating to the cannibals- one of whose phone number she has- that if they try any hostage shit, they kill Yoshe. Yoshe has opinions about this plan:

Yukari reiterates that this is the point of telling them first, so they both avoid this lose-lose outcome. She heads off to pick up some letter-writing supplies, both so Yoshe can sign a note to prove that she’s alive and in custody, and so that Yukari can try some bullshit misdirection about where they are by stealing stationery from a hotel across town.

Meanwhile, Ibara’s left with Yukari’s phone, so she can use the groupchat. The other members of the team discuss plans for dealing with the cannibals- including making sure that the team at least tries to save hostages instead of writing them off. And, while Ibara’s talking with the team on Yukari’s phone, she gets a text message from...

They eventually deduce the identity of the mysterious texter, arrived at the park to hunker down in the bunker.

Sakura, thinking quickly, tells Ibara to ask them for a selfie, to prove it’s them and not a cannibal trap.

Ibara gets ready to go out and meet them- and conveniently, Yukari gets back to guard Yoshe just in time. And- hey! She’s finally got Ibara a cell phone!

Ibara meets her friends at the park, and Nails forces her to drink the horrible juice blend she got from the juice stand. Apparently recreationally mixing horrendous beverages is a thing, with her?

After several hilarious misunderstandings, they come to an agreement.

They get ready to go down to the bunker, but Ibara warns them about their landlord first. Ibara really doesn’t like Reiko- thinks she’s a callous asshole. After all the shit-talking, Shibu asks why Reiko’s even letting them stay there.

So, Shibu’s thinking something about her fabulously rich benefactor. Meanwhile, Ibara uses her new phone to text her sister Nano. She asks about whether Reiko’s been in contact with them, and Nano says that Rikimaru-sama hasn’t really talked to them. Ibara takes issue with the honorific.

Ibara finally takes her friends downstairs to the bunker, transforming to take advantage of her magical strength and carry her friends’ luggage. On seeing her costume, they break out in a laughing fit.

Nails and Shibu get settled in- and notice Kazuya conspicuously ignoring them. Apparently, Kazuya’s been giving Nails funny looks at school? After a little high school gossip, Ibara says hi and bye to her parents (who barely notice) and promises Nails and Shibu that she’ll beat the shit out of the cannibals keeping them all trapped there.

15.3 (Reiko and Kimiko)

This one was a solo omake, between two of my own NPCs. I’ll just cover it quick-like.

Reiko’s at the supermarket, buying groceries and supplies for her new tenants, as part of the agreement. She’s not happy about it, but the money’s worth it.

While she’s checking out, an annoying classmate shows up behind her and starts making small talk. Reiko restrains her anger and pretends to be polite, promising her “friend” from the student council that she’ll be at the next meeting. She’s doing her best to keep that nosy transfer student Midarezaki Honoka from making her blow up with rage.

Honoka insists on helping Reiko load her car with groceries, and then apparently leaves. Reiko starts driving home- and then passes a Real check. In her rearview mirror, she spots Honoka following her home on a bike. She’s furious about this- not because the players told Reiko about Honoka, but because Reiko just plain doesn’t want people snooping. One car chase later, Reiko pulls into her stealthed garage, disappearing from Honoka’s sight.

15.4 (Sakura and Olivia)

Sakura calls up her aunt, intent on apologizing for her witch incident. Olivia seems noticeably distracted and nervous about the conversation.

Eventually, Sakura gets Olivia to tell her everything she saw about Warhead. It’s pretty clear that Olivia’s genuinely afraid of what happened, and is uncomfortable discussing it. Eventually, she tries to reassure both Sakura and herself:

Sakura isn’t sure- and proceeds to dump all the exposition on Olivia, including about becoming Purified and becoming an Incubator. Olivia is... pretty overwhelmed, and isn’t sure what to say.

Eventually, Sakura tries to lighten the mood by asking about Olivia’s girlfriend.

Sakura kind of panics about this a little, while Olivia tries to reassure her that Eguchi is a common family name, don’t worry about it! Because, y’know, the GM would totally introduce a character with the same name and have her be totally unrelated and not worth worrying about! Sakura’s a little more genre-savvy than this, though, and makes Olivia promise to ask Emiri about Emiko just in case.

15.??? (Yukari, Ibara, and Sakura)

Lastly... well. The party was wondering “who would win in a fight?”

So, Zero decided to GM a non-canon omake session, where he, Farn, and Thera would duke it out with their respective characters. I won’t be going into much detail, here, because it went on forever and involved a lot of me adjudicating rules and edge cases with a self-insert GM avatar (”that blue guy” on the sidelines, aka “ref”). Fun, but not relevant to the story.

In terms of who won: initially, it seemed like Yukari had an overwhelming advantage. She could teleport, which let her stay out of range of Ibara’s punishing melee abilities. And her DPS was mostly ranged, which meant that Sakura’s immobilizing taffy was barely an inconvenience for her. Meanwhile, Sakura’s taffy completely locked down Ibara- if only she hadn’t dumped her “attempts to restrain her don’t work good” ability! It was looking like Yukari > Sakura > Ibara, since I hadn’t balanced for PVP. Ibara spent the whole fight stuck in taffy, mostly.

So, it was pretty much a slugfest between Yukari’s ranged DPS, and Sakura’s ability to armor and heal herself. Sakura would’ve had a hard time doing damage to Yukari, what with the teleportation, but...

Well, Yukari’s overpowered ranged abilities are expensive. Her minmaxed Magic stat meant that she was scoring crits more often than not, and her multiple actions per round and use of Teleport meant that she could accrue a full Trauma’s worth of OC in a single combat round. And at the beginning, we’d decided that 2 Trauma meant a character was out, in this simulation. She knocked herself out in record time, managing to barely soften up Sakura. Rather than let Sakura get the finishing blow, she Teleported at 11OC and essentially forfeited.

Which left Sakura, who could essentially lock down Ibara’s melee for free. Shoud’ve been no contest, with that armor and healing and stunlock.

Then Ibara- who’d be idly reading manga and declining to participate, since she couldn’t move, declared she was bored with her manga, and proved that even without her signature special melee moves, she could still fucking oneshot Sakura with a ranged attack.

^Her upgraded Avert Thine Eyes ability, after sacrificing Don’t Stop Me Now from Tarantella. She used that, both Sorceress Boosts, and a critical Ranged Attack to just instantly blow through all of Sakura’s HP and armor with an 11 damage thrown comic book. Holy shit.

Next time on No Driver’s License: the party attempts to retrieve Hayashi Kazumi from the hospital, so she can’t be used as a hostage. This does not go as expected.

[kinventings]

Truly, the best thing about being noncanon is that I don't have to deal with any "ships" that involve me. Sure, there were some pretty aesthetically pleasing people around me... And yes, I did take some inspiration from their looks to add to some of my wonderful outfits... But if I was with someone, then I couldn't be the most Mischievous Queen in History!... Wait, I got it all wrong! There is a ship that I was involved in! It's called Fashion x Mother Boo x Power. I ship it. - Mother Boo 👻

this is literally me as fuck oh my god also yes that’s a plus to being noncanon pray for everyone else who has to deal w being shipped w ppl we don’t enjoy plsssss thank u