#but also itd be a very sweet and intimate thing

[sallymew4]

do yall think like

sorry got a yoohoo

anyways do yall think teru like went to the barber. or got his hair cut by a professional . cuz i can totally see him doing that and (pre-mob era) just showing the stylist something new n trendy so his friends r like ah teru youve done it again you cunty bitch .but also

what if he just does it himself

ten year old teru in the bathroom with his ipad on the sink, playing a “coolest boy haircuts and how to get them” youtube video while he haphazardly snips away at his locks with a regular old pair of scissors. because it just started to get too long and he couldnt stand it anymore.

i mean yeah he could just go to a salon or something but imagine being a worker at one of those places and seeing a young child waltz in, hand over like a debit card or whatever and be like your finest haircut please. youd be weirded the fuck out like wheres yo mommy lil thang ???? would anyone have even done it without asking for a guardian first ????? maybe by a certain age its be less concerning but he would definitely get some looks for a while

anyways thats really it . i was just thinking about teru.. . ….i wish that Boy the best

[smellslikechahnspirit]

Can you pwetty pwease write a fanfic where reader finds out they are pregnant but is scared to tell Chan???????? And but like, Felix helps bc it’s taking a toll on them and it’s really stressful

Oh. And they find out it’s triplets later on?

Hah…

Pwetty pwease with a poinapple on top?

Itd be good for the economy 👆

Chaos - part 1

[You found out you're pregnant, but are too scared to tell him]

BangChan x Reader

🕸🤍 read guide lines in Masterlist!

THIS IS (OBVIOUSLY) ALL FICTION AND IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY! THIS IS MY PERCEPTION OF HOW I THINK SKZ WOULD BEHAVE IN SITUATIONS LIKE THIS AKA, NOT REAL.

02:56 PM

You sat down on the toilet with the pregnancy test still in your hand. Fuck. You coulnd´t believe you were actually pregnant. This wasn´t the right time...you thought to yourself. How was I gonna tell him this? Your boyfriend has had such a stressfull few weeks already. Not only the comeback, but also the move. He had just moved dorms again and now lived with his maknae alone in a dorm. Due to the moving, he had been sleeping at your house a lot. And due to his stress, you gave him some extra quality time during these last few weeks. You wanted to make things a bit easier for him. You cooked all of his meals, you did his laundry and at night you would always give him a bit more attention then he could give you in return. He was exhausted. When it came to intimate stuff, you wanted it to be easier too and then you remembered...you two were unsafe a lot of those times. You tought it wouldn´t matter too much since you keep very close track of your ovulation...guess not. You decided to text Felix. You couldn´t face Chris right now. Not yet.

03:15 PM

You heard the front door open. As you walked out of the bathroom Felix dropped his bag in the hall and walked towards you with a concerned look on his face. What´s going on y/n? You gave him a tight hug. He hugged you back but after 2 seconds he pulled away from you, only to make you look at him. Tell me, honey. You hesitated for a few seconds, but realised you had to tell someone very soon anyways, might as well be him. I uhm, know that I should be telling this to Chris first. But I can´t. Not now with everything going on. Something uhm, happened. He grabbed your arms soflty and stroked them up and down. Tell me, please I´m getting worried now. You should be, you thought to yourself. Well, it is....just that....I kinda....just found out...that I´m pregnant. You spoke and hid your face in your hands. He stared at you like a deer in highlights. He was shocked. You being serious? You nodded and started to cry. Still hiding your face and plopping down on the couch. It took him a second to really take it in, but then quickly he sat down next to you, comforting you by holding you close and saying sweet nothings. After what felt like 10 minutes he finally spoke. You realise you have to tell him eventually right? You nodded slighlty. But not yet! I can´t have him have even more fucking stress. Not now. Maybe now is the perfect time honey. Perfect time for what? Chris suddenly walked into the room. Nothing! Hey baby how was your day, you´re a bit early arent ya? He looked at you with a slight surprised look. You´re excited today aren´t ya? He hung up his jacket, still looking at you, who now had jumped off the couch ready to meet his embrace, while he had his arms wide open for you to hug him. Hi love, what´s going on, why is Felix here? We were just chatting for a bit. He nodded, not showing too much curiosity at this point. He walked over to the fridge grabbing a drink. Opening the can and walking back into the living room. He and Felix talked for a bit while you just sat there fidgiting with your fingers and laughing along with them, looking slighlty nervous. He noticed ofcourse, but not wanting to put you on the spot, he didn´t comment on it. Imma go pee real quick be right back. He got up walking towards the bathroom. Suddenly you realised you had let the pregnancy test on the counter in there. Wait! I need to go first, please! You said while running past him very quick and closing the door behind you. He looked surprised at your sudden protest. What´s up with her, she has been acting weird... Felix hated being caught in the middle between you two. I can´t say anything. Then you walked back into the room with them, hiding the test in your sleeve. You looked at Felix with big eyes, angry. Not say anything? About what? What´s going on y/n? Nothing he´s being weird. Should we go for that walk now, Felix? You made up a lie, so you could get out of here fast. But Felix knew how you played these kinda games. He figured this wasn´t smart, espescially about these kind of important big things. But in the end it was your decision on how to tell Chris. No, and I´m going home. I love you y/n, but this isn´t up to me. He wanted to leave but also had to pee real quick first, so he went into the batroom that seemed to be ocupied a lot today. Up to me? What is baby? I don´t like being left out. Chris got a bit frustrated now. Crossing his arms while looking at you. Well? At first you got angry. What? I can´t have secrets now? Chris looked surprised, not understanding your sudden change in attidude. Babe wha-. Then you got sad. Not that I ever want to keep secrets from you ofcourse, but that´s not the point. He noticed you pacing around looking at the ground. Instead of frustration he now felt concern. Baby calm down, all I want is for you to be honest with me. He walked closer to you, wanting to hold you, but you refused. No, no. I don´t need to calm down. I need you to mind your own fucking buisness. He was so confused by the way your moods were swinging. This whole situation was so stressfull and it made him have a whiplash.

Part 2

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[fatuismooches]

ok brainrot that’s been consuming me, so this one isn’t fully sfw but it’s not hardcore nsfw aadhah let me explain also if you don’t feel comfortable answering that’s completely fine!! mwah mwah

Anw basically imagine doing it with dottore but fragile reader but I mean this in the least horny way possible like I would imagine for him it wouldn’t be about carnal desire but rather a sort of union, a connection of body and soul (even if he doesn’t really believe in souls)

the scientist in him knows it’s nothing more than physical closeness and a biological connection but when he’s with you in such a vulnerable state it’s like the mad doctor falls away and all that is left is the blue haired boy who would divulge his hopes and plans for the future (albeit in a very pragmatic way) under a quiet night sky with only you and the stars as witness

obviously with fragile readers state it wouldn’t happen often but when it would it was like all the unspoken promises would pour out through his actions, through the way he handled you like the most delicate of porcelain (which in his eyes, you practically were)

I also feel like it’s be his own way of affirming you, id imagine fragile reader would have doubts about their desirability and what not with their state and itd be dottores way of saying that he really did love you, even if he didn’t say it much (idk why but I hc him as not saying it much, actions speak louder than words after all)

BUT UHH YEAH THATS IT SORRY ITS A BIT LONG AND IK YOURE NOT AN NSFW BLOG SO AGAIN I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND IF YOU DONT WANT TO ANSWER IT 🫶🫶

- 🌕💗

I LITERALLY LOVE THIS BECAUSE I HAVE THE SAME THOUGHTS😭 (I'm putting this under the cut for suggestive content! I'm also tagging it as #suggestive.content so anyone can block the tag if they feel uncomfortable!)

I love how you worded this so sweetly, it was so nice without being explicit🥺 and I also love the "I mean this in the least horny way possible" because 😭😭💗💗💗 I agree, it doesn't happen often, but it is so sweet you could cry. Perhaps because being in such close and intimate proximity with your lover is enough to send you emotionally over the edge. No one would believe how good he takes care of you, with your illness and all. And you are the one who made him view it differently. He had no care for the activity at first but somehow you managed to morph him into someone else during it. I also feel like aftercare would be so sweet, you'd literally try to fight him to stay with you for a bit longer, arguing he can't just leave you here like this. Saying you'll sabotage his research or something. And then I think, you begin to reminisce about the old days, about something funny or dumb he said how many years ago. He's oddly quiet during these times, you're not sure what he's thinking of but you know he's listening.

Dottore is definitely an action-over-word guy, it's hard for him to be outright with his feelings. I feel like saying "I love you" is literally impossible for him, he'd rather show you how he feels rather than verbalize it. Fragile reader definitely has some insecurities and concerns about themselves from their illness (does he really still want them? even when your condition has dragged you all the way down to this point?). And while he rarely ever gets upset it does make him grit his teeth to see your unconfident nature. It baffles him as to why you would ever think such a thing, when you are the loveliest creation he has ever seen. He's very careful yet thorough with you. No matter how much you try to hide from him, he is going to make sure to go over every inch of you, no spot left untouched.

[mutedeclipse]

Hey sorry about the delay on this post but here is the phantom bomber ship dynamic breakdown post

I will not pull any punches and i will be blunt, if i forget anyone its because ive litterally never seen them shipped before, this post is also under the assumption that all of the characters listed are 18+ (covering my bases here, ykno?)

Starting out with ol' reliable phantom/blue. This ship dynamic is the most canon fueled and widely shipped out of the dynamics ive seen.. for good reason! They make good foils for eachother in a way that meshes really nicely and that can make for undeniably sweet n cute moments. Beit blue snuggled up and snoozing while phantom does late night work or simply the homoerotic tension that comes from blue beta testing his code and absolutely exploiting every bug, i think blue would be quite healthy for him. 5 stars. Good ship.

While discussing the bomber siblings, ill address a ship dynamic i have been told ive forgotten in the past. Being phantom/black, a ship I've seen that presumably cites the credits of sbr1 on the grounds of them seeming to interact post R. While i didnt pay much mind to it, i can see the merit given that interaction in canon is like looking for water in the Sahara desert. Black, being blunt... Is a dumb bitch (affectionate) which could bounce off phantom pretty well, likely the two bonding over a fondness of the theatrical... if feelings do develop i cant shake the feeling that phantom would be the first to engage.. i think phantom would engage as hes the least awkward about romance out of the two by default. And i think black would be hesitant and have a crisis about "oh my god am i gay???" (No honey youre bisexual its ok) . The entire relationship hinges on whether or not you think they could both get past their own egos and not beat eachother to death about it. ultimately could be a decent ship! I think they work better as friends personally. 3 stars.

Ok, now onto the dastardly bombers oriented ships, these will probably get a little controversial

phantom/magnet is a ship that i find VERY funny because i think itd not work at all romantically. Sorry to the exactly one person ive seen ship this but im taking R at face value for this post, they would constantly squabble and could honestly not stand eachother in any intimate situation besides the bedroom and even then i think that wouldnt be satisfactory for either of them lmao. Magnet would INSIST on topping and it would suck really bad. 1 star. Not a fan they seem more like friendly rivals instead tbh

phantom/golem on the other hand would make a GREAT dynamic imo, always pops into my head every now and then. Golem, despite not really speaking much is a kind and gentle soul. Making for a great anchor to phantom. I tend to think of them more platonic, but i DO think they'd have good romantic chemistry. They like to hang out and sit near eachother like cats and simply enjoying eachother's company... Phantom could study his mane of flora and tell him about every little insect that inhabits his garden and i think golem would happily listen making inquisitive beeps about things. And i personally headcanon phantom tends to have issues remembering to maintain himself in his working hours, i think golem takes time to remind him to. Sweet dynamic. 4 stars. One of my favorites.

Ok so. I think phantom/karaoke *could* work... But phantom/pretty could not. You feel me? Like hands down theyre good friends either way, but karaoke amd phantom have a little more of a spark there. since pretty is... Bland in R. To say the least. Im not a fan i can see her visiting him and them holding good conversation, nothing more really. But karaoke has classic pretty mannerisms, being quite charismatic and flirty in a way i think could absolutely decimate him. Like after a long ramble about his latest project she would stare him dead in the eye after picking up about half of what he said and asking him if he wants to make out or something to fuck with him and he would go bright purple. Decent ship. 1 star for pretty but 3 for karaoke. Round it down to a 2 if you want

Ok onto the ship i think i may have brought into existence... phantom/plasma, I honestly think plasma would also make a good supportive anchor to phantom, similar to golem but in a more active way. I think they'd mesh well personality wise, theyre both seemingly quite good natured at heart if the snippets from R can be trusted, i think their shared compassion could breed understanding and trust between the two, trust blossoming into something more down the line. Not a relationship that would happen over night but one that i honestly am a sucker for. They should curl up together and watch movies in the cold winter. Good comfort ship. 5 stars. Fight me over this im not budging.

Phantom/me.

I love him. That is all phantom ships. Goodbye.

[imagineurfavs]

SF9: Dating Juho

"Heyy I've seen your other dating headcannons for sf9 and I was wondering if you could do a dating Zuho headcannon, thank you! Also I love your work!!"

(A/N: idk how long this ask has been here but sorry for taking forever lol...also sry if this is mad long lmao juho just makes me soft)

NSFW? suggestive? stuff is under the cut lol

I feel like yall would have been friends for a looooong long time prior to actually dating officially

like yall would just be hanging out one day then he'll just like...stop and look at you

suddenly he's seeing you in a different way than he ever has before

suddenly your laughs are like music to him, every word you say to him is poetry, and he just can't get your face out of his mind

you'd notice him being a lot more shy around you than before

a lot more conscious of how long he hugs you for

how close he sits next to you

and how late into the night he talks with you on the phone

itd probably get to the point where you'd have to confront him about why he's been acting so weird

like "Juho..have I done something to upset you? Why are you being so flaky?"

and he's just be like "no...not at all y/n..."

I feel like he's not the greatest at expressing his emotions outwardly so itd take him a while to fully open up

but when he finally does...most heartfelt confession in the world tbh

things move pretty slowly in the relationship at first

he doesn't wanna overstep any boundaries so most of your firsts together would fall onto you to initiate

but once he's over that nervousness, he's way more cuddly and touchy than you'd ever think

if there's people around he'll keep the physical contact to a cute minimum lol

like he'll pull your head to rest on his shoulders or have you perched on his lap with his head resting on your shoulder

but if yall are alone, there's nothing he loves more than you both putting ur sweats on and just becoming one big cuddly pile of limbs and blankets

he uses times like this to really de-stress and recuperate when he's having a tough time

you're just his safe place ☹☹☹

he loves falling asleep just totally wrapped up in eachother

which is v sweet, but it means you have to deal with his snoring with no means of escape bc you're pretty much stuck underneath him lmao

but at least you do get to hear his deep ass groggy morning voice, might make up for the snoring idk

He'll try and cook breakfast every now and then but it never goes well so, it'll either end up being just cereal for breakfast, or going out somewhere for a bite to eat lol

loves going but to eat together, but not in like a super formal fancy way

just like a throw any old clothes on and find a diner downtown kinda way

loves to take you anywhere with a nice view

he likes sitting on a riverbank, staring at the fish in the water

or laying on the roof of his car at night, looking at the stars

anywhere where yall can kinda zone out, be in eachothers arms, and talk about nothing and everything all at once

speaking of his car lol

really likes getting freaky in the car lol

only at night though, and in the middle of nowhere so he's sure yall won't get caught

he likes the kinda forced closeness that car sex brings lol, like you have no choice but to be only millimetres apart

he's a lot more intimate in the bedroom then I think anyone would have guessed at first glance lol

very much into body worship, both giving and receiving, he just wants you to know that he thinks you're the most stunning creature to ever grace this planet

he only ever wants to make you feel as good as you make him

eating you out has become one if his favourite pastimes lol

he really loves to spoil you in the bedroom tbh, like, he gets off on getting you off lol

lives for praise too, he loves to be told exactly how good he is, how no one can make you feel how he does

he just totally adores you and wants to show you exactly how much you mean to him

there are times when he wants to be adored also though lol, sometimes he just needs that little bit of extra reassurance that you're totally smitten with him lol

he's a bit of a secret hopeless romantic tbh

he'd never show it outwardly but, you really do own his entire heart and soul lol

♡

[izukult]

This is such a cute idea! I’m addicted to making weirdly specific Spotify playlists so this is perfect. I have an ✨eclectic✨ music taste but my favorites are usually bedroom pop (mxmtoon, chloe moriondo, khai dreams, etc), romantic classical (think Debussy and Revel), and indie (although I like some Megan Thee Stallion, AC/DC, Nirvana, etc when I’m hyping myself up). As far as my personality goes, I’m pretty insightful and like to support people whenever I can, even if I don’t know them well. I can be a little chaotic sometimes, but I like to think it’s a chaotic good. I love tea, blankets, philosophy, deep conversations, the outdoors, and writing. I’m also an INFP and a Taurus :)

Sorry if that was too much, thank you so much! Take care of yourself and stay well

- Elle ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

( @snoozless ) you don’t understand how bad i want to be your friend. 😐😐 ok so you kind of get bonus 😀 but it rly might not be bonus because akfjakdkw. so, i gave you matsukawa!! but he’s not always like revered about so if u want a character lmk!! i am. in love w him tho. you’re so sweet you would balance him out and yall would be equally chaotic together.

he would have philosophical questions w u!! he might just be a little blunt & might accidentally cut the convo short, but he would listen to everything you said.

he’s used to a wide variety of music bc i’m convinced the seijoh playlists are absolutely fucking cracked like so loud. so he really could sit there and listen to anything. and i mean ANYTHING. like if you wanted to put on christian rock he’d awkwardly try to tap his foot on beat for you.

but, that doesn’t mean he’s gonna geek over you i feel like he’d be pretty private about the relationship. he’s not like secretive but he’s not gonna post you every two seconds yknow? he wouldnt put prom photos, but if yall went to look at the stars or go on a little hike he’d take a pic and youre wearing baggy sweats and one of his shirts and your hair isnt brushed for shit and it’s way too dark to properly make your face out and he’d put that shit on his main absolutely 😒

this man would be the kind of mf to look up his “crush’s” zodiac just for shits & giggles, so if he randomly knows a taurus fact, don’t question it<3 (he looked up your compatibility and he will take that to the grave)

issei is an infp idc. so yall got that in common.

he’s genuinely so pretty.

bc i took so long, i’m going to put descriptions for all the songs i love you thanks for requesting sorry for taking forever i’ll link the playlist and list the songs<3

1. silly girl- chloe moriondo

okay while this song is actually kinda sad, i think tHIS is pretty cute. issei comes off as this intimidating guy, and the more you get to know him the more you forget ab this idea of him you had or whatever? like the lyrics “i made him perfect, cause i wanted him to be” are really prominent in the point i’m tryna make because like even tho the lyric is obviously sad bitch shit, music is up for interpretation and this is like “hello ok he actually a real mf and shiiit maybe he cool😁✊”

2. nice boys- TEMPOREX

kinda sad. i don’t care how unemotional he might act, everyone has shit that brings them down. PLUS HES A PISCES THERES NO WAY HES NOT SAD SOMETIMES. this song just really taps into insecurities for him, and the song just gets under his skin in like a very therapeutic way. also “because he’s a pisces” some of his emotions are super intense so the “because he cares too much” line hits him fuckin hard

3. IV. sweatpants- childish gambino

this is some shit he listens to more with his team, absolutely. no doubt they blare this shit during weekly practice. but, he really really likes the song. so, when you’re hanging out and he has the aux? it’s one of the first ones he puts on. you two jam to it together. he’ll come up w dumb little dances to fit with certain lyrics (stole some of them from oikawa and hanamaki, but he won’t tell you)

4. you get me so high- the neighbourhood

okay unfortunately i must say him and hanamaki get fuckin faded in empty fields at two am all trashy like. but they make it look good idc. and if you smoke, cool, if you don’t he does not care. he always associated getting high with,,, getting high and everytime he listened to this song it just was one of his getting blazed jams, but now he’s got like a different kinda “euphoric” feel with loving you? like i said this bitch is a pisces even if he doesn’t overwhelm you with affection, he thinks ab you 24/7

5. 80’s makeout session- dacelynn

thIS SONG IS SO CUTE. but it’s p self explanatory. in love and also spare a kiss pls

6. can i call you tonight- dayglow

i feel like actually coming to terms with genuine feelings for someone would be kind of weird for issei. like no offense, but he sees it as kind of a pain in the ass. i genuinely think he would be someone to put his all into work or a task in front of him. he’s super intuitive, and constantly uses it to be better. whether it’s in volleyball or like cremating ppl i guess (HE WORKS INA FUNERAL HOME POST TIME SKIP IF U DIDNT KNOW). and it’s the same in relationships, but it’s also harder because he can’t have this complete clear head because you make his brain go kinda fuzzy. so, this song is like his little way of expressing that even tho he was like ‘internally conflicted’ this mf chose to go for it and that’s how much u mean to him

7. clair de lune, L. 32- claude debussy

i’m gonna be fucking honest with you. even though he’ll listen to anything, i really don’t think this man is looking up ‘classical romance study tunes’ playlists in his free time. he definitely enjoys the music, but that’s only if someone points it out to him. and he’s listened to you talk about it before, and watched you as you heard the piano and gauged your reactions and thought u were pretty cute he’s not gonna lie😼. so he definitely just looked up classical romance and picked the first recommended song and added it on there. he’ll dance w you a lil bit, but it wouldn’t be that quiet, intimate slow dancing in the dark you think would come w this song. itd just be a little sway as he hugs you from behind while you get water, or he twirls you once randomly with a laugh UGH I LOVE HIM

8. like real people do- hozier

ok. this one was fun for me. idc. double meaning lol. so this song is literally about two dead bodies in a bog and ,,, and he works in a funeral home PLS LMAOFJAJDJA I THINK THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY AND SO DOES HE. but also this song literally is my idea of love. this is my idea of love. and yall listen to it, with your stupid little death joke, but he looks at you and he’s just like ‘oh’. yknow? YKNOW?

9. BS- still woozy

like i said, i think he puts a lot into work. and he literally plays for a powerhouse school there’s no way he doesn’t practice a lot. so that means there’s a lot of time where he’s physically not there and definitely can’t text, because he’s trying to improve. and while he wouldn’t stop volleyball for someone else, he understands that you are like super amazing for being so Cool with him not being the most available. the song just reminds him of how compassionate you are and also he does miss u when he’s at practice YKNOW?

10. i <3 u- boy pablo

this one made me so fucking soft ew. ok. this song reminds him of you so so much. he’s totally okay being vulnerable with you? and even though he has pretty heightened emotions, he’s never felt like so strongly for smth other than like ??? volleyball and caring ab his siblings (BUT HE FEELS DIFFERENT FOR U THAN HE DOES FOR A VOLLEYBALL AND HIS SIBLINGS PLEASE😁). HE LUVVVVV YOU

11. heart-shaped box- nirvana

so many reasons. for one, simply fucking JAM. yall would scream this on a drive. if you ever got drunk together, this would be the first song you play. also, little lyrics remind you of each other. (the pisces lyric in the first and third verse, and even tho the flowers aren’t being used in a sweet sense in the song he does remember talking ab flowers w u, and now any flower is mentioned and he’s like “ah yes. my girlfriend.”)

12. pluto projector- rex orange county

FUCK. FUCK THIS SONG. GOD. NO. LIKE HE REALIZES HE’S IN LOVE WITH YOU WITH THIS SONG. HE T E L L S YOU HE’S IN LOVE WITH YOU WITH THIS SONG. the first time, he just sends you the name of it like ‘pluto projector <3’ and you listen and it’s so sweet and ur like ayo turn this shit up. and he adds it to your playlist, which definitely gets a smile from you. and then one night like two weeks later youre just laying together, and he’s running his fingers through his hair and he pulls away for a second to grab his phone and he turns the song on and you just listen to it in silence and it’s so fucking intimate. and he’s just like “i don’t think i’ve ever related to a song more” and you think he’s making a joke so you tell him to shut up (also jokingly) and he just laughs and it’s dark in his room and he’s playing with your hair again and he just goes “god, if you’re telling me to shut up over that i don’t even want to imagine how you’re gonna react when i tell you i love you” and it’s right around 3:10 in the song i’m literally so gone for him. bye you cry and try to hide it but he can tell HES PERCEPTIVE

13. i wanna be yours- arctic monkeys

okay for one, it’s a good song. it’s a song he absolutely let’s play in the background, just to cover the static lol. but also? ALSO? THE TITLE APPLIES TO YOU THE FUCK? it’s as if,,, he’s whipped,,

14. supermassive black hole- muse

hanamaki prolly showed him this song, and it’s one of his vibe songs. he will do falsetto while singing it if he’s in a really good mood and it just makes everyone laugh, including himself. it actually kind of grosses him out, because this song used to literally just be a song he would aimlessly go hard to but NOW his little bitch ass is like “you set my soul alight”? i guess i relate and “oh baby, i’m a fool for you” well, surely i’m not a fool but yea i get you muse sing it. it’s so gross. at this point he wants one thing that doesn’t make him think of you, just to prove that he’s not that gone, but he struggling

15. desperado- rhianna

i’m sorry to say it but this song makes him feel like a bad bitch LMAOOOOO. like if he’s ever getting pregame jitters or anything, he will just play this song. whether it’s on the speaker or in his headphones, he puts this shit on full volume and gets a lil too cocky LOL. this is also on the main seijoh playlist no doubt. he wants to share his bad bitch song w you, so you can aLSO feel like a bad bitch?? dUH

IM SO SORRY FOR THE WAIT BABES! IF YOU WANT ANY OF THE SONGS CHANGED (or even the character) LMK!! UR AMAZING ur so sweet it makes me ill

[wanda-peitro-lorna-maximoff]

Writing some Morgana/Mab content. For context this is set in the toa universe, but Mab in the mythos is queen of the fae. Everything else will be explained in the fic. Also Thanks to @aethling for letting me talk about headcannons for these Wlw's...

Also thanks to tumblr for DELETING THE ENTIRE FIRST HALF OF THIS AND MAKING ME REWRITE IT FUCK

The sunset was a sight to behold. A beautiful... terrible gift on today of all days. It felt like a dagger in Morganas heart. That very morning her and gwen had gone out... she had planned the whole day. Beginning to end. They would have been watching this very sunset. They were going to sit at the very spot she did now. On the cliff overlooking the coast. Listening to the waves crash on the beach and the gulls high above it... A sleepy guinevere would have been on her shoulder... and Morgana wouldnt have even noticed the scene. Gwen rivaled the very sun its self.... and then it happened.

Her brother... when her brother heard the news... he was devastated. The whole kingdom was. And maybe it was stupid of her to believe her brother would grieve with her... but she did. And now, Arthur wouldnt even speak to her.

... well, unless you count shouting and screaming. Morgana got plenty of that.

Arthur's words, and the brief, disappointing glances from Merlin... well, she assumed they were. She hadn't seen the wizard much since that morning...

As her mind drifted from the subject of her brother... a new wave of sadness hit her. Arthur's words, and the brief, disappointing glances from Merlin... well, she assumed they were. She hadn't seen the wizard much since that morning...

As she sat, she couldnt help but let her mind wander to the what ifs and the maybes. Maybe if she had known more healing spells. Maybe if she had known more binding spells. Maybe then neither her, or the creature, would have to be hurt. She would bind the poor thing and save Gwen. Maybe if she had been faster... or stronger... maybe she could have saved her... gwen was pronounced dead on arrival. It was all her fault.

Her throat grew tight... Morgana hugged herself, shutting her eyes and looking away from the sunset. Taking deep breaths, morgana forced herself up. She needed a break from the neverending crying. Itd given her a migraine. The nausea that came from the mix of pain guilt was terrible. She needed this. She needed this.

Morganas mind was free to wander as she walked closer to the wild wood. That place. The place of her dreams, the longing to be there... every late night spent with gwen and every lunch with her brother... every rock and stone skipped in the rivers... the memories cut deep. Morgana hugged herself tighter, biting her lip as it trembled uncontrollably. Her shoulders tensed... Sweet guinevere. Her gwen. Every day spent together, every hushed word and hurried promises lived in her. And it all came pouring out.

The witch finally collapsed to her knees in a sigh and a choked, quiet cry. She was trying to hold it together. To tell herself what no one else was going to... that she would be okay. But that notion was drowned out by her tears and the honeyed memories...

Morgana hadn't realized how vocal her crys had been until she felt a cold hand on her shoulder... a familiar sensation. And yet it did nothing to quell her.

The queen of the fae herself, Mab... happened upon the sobbing Morgana. She'd never seen her in such a state.

And although it had been a few years since theyd last saw eachother... it left Mab feeling unsettled to see her in this state. Without a word, the forest bent around them in a dizzying soft green blink. The threshold did not belong to her. She couldnt be there... so she took Morgana to her home. The magic of the fae... especially one in possession of a forest... was confusing and powerful. Noone could enter her home unless she wanted them to. And she could make them leave just as fast as she had brought Morgana. And if they were to ignore her gracious restraint she would be taking payment of trespassing into her own hands.

... the faeries were wise not to question their queen. And wiser to leave as soon as they saw whom she had brought.

Mab crouched to Morganas spot on the ground. She put her forehead to Morganas... an intimate gesture.

The coolness against Morganas flushed face was a welcome sensation. She didnt know what to say... or where to begin. And it didnt matter. Mab understood. "I know. I could feel their grief." Morgana only cried more at those words.

Mab cupped her face. Intricate rings, vines and twigs twisted up and around her graceful slim fingers. "I know." She held her forehead against Morganas.

But Morgana couldnt help but feel... upset. She took Mabs hands away gently, but firmly. Morganas never been one for pity or sympathy... even now when she needed it. "Do not treat me like a child." She said with an edge of bitterness.

... so Mab obliged. "Then get up." She told the witch, helping her to her feet. "You're here now. I will be here. And we will mourn her together." She held Morganas hands, looking at her seriously. Morgana didnt say a word. But she accepted it. And she was thankful...

Mab let her into the great natural gathering amongst the tree branches that she called her 'room'. Morgana knew it well. Mab set her down on a natural formation of a couch... it was a lot more human than the very first time theyd met. Mab had only a bed of leaves. Now it was fully furnished; though made entirely of nature however.... except for the vanity which was comprised of nature and the precious gems, rings and necklaces people left her in offerings of peace.

Mab took her time. She was having one of her people make tea for Morgana as she got ready.

Morgana was the only human alive that that has ever seen Mab this way... her royal ethereal look had melted away, the greenery that made her long dress, cloak, crown, all of it was gone. Now replaced with what one might call, pajamas or casual wear. It was vulnerable. It was dangerous for her to leave her royal formalities behind. Status and symbols were everything to the fae...

She sat next to Morgana once her people left the tea outside of her room, passing Morgana a 'cup'. The witch took a sip and let the steam roll over her face like a soothing balm. Her nausea was being treated by sweetener... the herbs taking care of her headache. She recognized the flavor; one of the many types of little natural remedies she picked up with her and Gwen.

As the queen of the fae undid Morganas hair, she began to speak. "... you didnt need to come and get me."

"If I didnt you would have passed out from exhaustion. Between crying and walking all the way to my forest." Mab insisted firmly as she gently set aside the ribbons that tied down the witches hair.

Morgana didnt have anything to say to that. "How did she die?" ... she choked up a bit at this. But... it needed to be said. She had to say it... she needed to talk about it.

And as Mab brushed and gently combed through Morganas hair... she told her everything. The day she planned... start to finish, the planning they both did, and how... short their time was cut. There was a small silence between them when Morgana finished... hot tears rolled down her face. But somehow? Just to have Mab there... took some of that sting away.

"You loved her." Mab stated... only pausing in her work to state this and look for Morganas reaction. Once upon a time... Morgana and Mab had been together. But the less time she was allowed out of the castle, and the more time she spent with Gwen... the more they grew apart. Mab was more upset than Morgana. But... it ended as well as it could have. Gwen was there in a way that Mab just... couldnt be. "... she was my everything."

Mab didnt know that would sting. She thought after all this time it had died, but hearing Morganas heart belonged to Gwen... it hurt. But it didnt matter. Morgana needed her.... shes never felt this way for anyone before. This sense of... generosity? Was that the word? Wanting morgana to be okay? Needing to be there for her? ... "I'm sorry I wasnt there." She said, just above a whisper. Morgana leaned back into Mabs touch, burying her nose into the crook Mabs neck and closing her eyes. Mab turned her face so that she could rest the side of her head on Morganas; holding hands as Mab gently weaved her fingers through the bottom of Morganas long hair.

A moment to breathe...

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Jaemin NSFW A-Z

Warning: 00 LINE SMUT! DON’T LIKE DON’T READ!

THIS IS MY OPINION BTW!!

SORRY FOR MISTAKES I DIDN’T CHECK LOL.

FML IF I FORGOT A LETTER 

A- Aftercare

Na Jaemin is amazing at giving aftercare. Firstly, he’d just cuddle with you for a few minutes, stroking your hair peacefully. If you didn’t fall asleep already, he’d definitely get up and make you a hot drink. He might run a bath for the two of you, where he’d already decorated the bathroom with petals and candles. It’d be so cheesy but thats Nana for you. Then to settle you back to sleep after a long round, he’ll sing you to sleep quietly, kissing your forehead every once in a while.

B- Body (Your favourite part of his body and his favourite part of yours)

Well, i can’t exactly guess your favourite part of Jaemin’s body, but i sure as hell love his arms.

Like...how dare he attack you like this?? They may not be the most muscled arms in NCT, but they are nicely toned and you just adore laying your head on them, and giving his shoulders and biceps kisses. His favourite body part of yours is most likely your cheeks (face cheeks lmao); he loves squishing them and kissing them, pinching them, you name it. But he also loves your breasts, whether they’re big or small, because he wants to reassure you that he loves them. Also uses them as pillows ehehe.

C- Cum

When you’re comfortable, and on the pill, he prefers coming inside of you since he feels it is very intimate. However, he knows how risky it is so he will only do this every once in a while. He’d be really tidy though. His pullout game is strong lol. 

D- Dirty Secret

Secretly up for having a threesome/foursome with either Jeno or Jeno and Renjun. But we all knew that, didn’t we? Only if you were up for it though.

E- Experience (how experienced they are)

Obviously, Jaemin is an experienced flirter, but hasn’t has much experience with sex, since he’s only just legal. My belief is that he’s probably had blowjobs, fingered a girl, etc but never gone too far. However, i believe he’d be a natural in bed. Freaking perfect at eating you out, cockwarming, and doing all the right things to turn you on. Thrusts like a god. 

F- Favourite Position

It depends on the mood, but he likes it when you ride him, since he gets a nice view of your face and breasts bouncing up and down. He does enjoy missionary though, since Jaemin likes to take control over the situation so you don’t have to worry about anything. He will never try positions you weren’t comfortable with. If you were up for it, he’d try anything new if that’s what you wanted cause he’ll literally do anything for you.

G- Goofy

Jaemin is like a lightswitch; one moment hes all giggly and cute, but as soon as you get into bed he’s as serious and sexy as ever. He doesn’t want to ruin the hot mood. He’ll be really romantic though- constantly asking you if you’re okay or if you want him to go slower or faster. 

H- Hair

He keeps it messy, but not too uneven. His hair tends to stick to his neck when he sweats, so just like he would practice a choreography,his hair would be all over the place when you’d get intimate, too, which you didn’t mind.

I- Intimacy

Jaemin loves being romantic and sees sexual acts as a way to bond passionately as well as expressing how much he trusts and wants you. He’s the type to lay rose petals on the bed or in the bath. Might even leave you cute little notes leading to the bed, where he’d be laying, waiting for you.

J- Jack Off

Nana probably masturbates quite a lot, since he’s a hormonal teenager, what else can i say. Honestly, he’ll just think of you as the one who is feeling him up, as he touches himself. Probably does it after fan meets, performances and practice, which makes him feel really turned on after hours of hard work.

K- Kink

Hmm...Nana seems like the type to have a thing to be dominant (not that he wouldn’t like being submissive) but not to the level of bondage, daddy kink, etc. Idk, he just seems too sweet and caring to ever tie you up or degrade you, even if its what you really wanted. He seems like the type to adore body worship and leaving hickies/scratches. He’d love leaving hickies on your neck, but would make sure not to go too rough unless you said so. No matter what, Nana lives for scratches on his back. Gripping his hair and raking your nails down his backis HIS THING OKAY. HE FUCKING LOVES IT COME @ ME.

L- Location (Favourite place to have sex)

The bed- it’s the most comfy, and all Nana cares about is your comfort, what a sweetie. I think he’d never have sex in public, but might finger you underneath the table or something. Loves bath sex too, since the water’s warm and has a nice aroma, which hightens the mood. 

M- Motivation (Turn Ons)

Seeing you in frilly clothes. I feel like he’d be attracted to lighter coloured clothes on you, like white and pink? Definitely gets him hard. Will like it when you play a  little hard to get, since he adores teasing you. Plus, if you rake your hands through his hair, squeeze his thigh and biting his ear, etc...you’re getting him worked up with those dangerous fingertips. When he really needs you, he ends up sexting you. A lot. Especially in class so be prepared lmao.

N- No (Turn Offs)

Strange kinks. They aren’t romantic. Things like foot fetish. Erm..yeah he isnt into it. He doesn’t like degrading, whether receiving or giving. He wouldn’t understand why you’d want to call each other such horrible names.

O- Oral

Jaemin, when receiving, is a whole hot mess. With his head thrown back, sweat covering his body, and his arm over his eyes, he looks fucking delicious.When hes giving oral, he literally will do anything to hear your cute moans, which often leads to him making you feel extreme pleasure. This boy is perfect at giving and putting on a show when receiving.

P- Pace

If you’re not the one setting the pace, then he prefers to keep it steady. Not slow exactly, but not speedy either. He wants to make sure you feel him, and he stretches you in all the right places. He loves slowly kissing you as he thrusts, but will end up bucking his hips and going faster when he’s building up to his climax. It’s not hard to tell when Jaemin’s close to an orgasm. He’ll mutter out things like ‘I love you, Princess.’ or just will simply let out a string of moans and pull you closer.

Q- Quickies

Jaemin’s the type to really crave quickies. Anytime really. However, if you’re not a fan of them, he’ll give himself major sexual frustration, and will eventually beg you to suck his cock later when the two of you are alone. But they’ve happened in recording studios MANY times before. 

R- Risk (His comfort zone)

He does enjoy doing it in front of other members, but doing it secretly, like underneath the blankets or something. Anything like knife or blood play is a big NO. He will NEVER take the risk. As i’ve said before, Jaemin likes cumming inside of you. He won’t ever do it without your permission though.

S- Stamina (How many rounds)

Jaemin thinks that one round is enough, but he’ll do other stuff with you after. Make out, spoon, give you hickies and will then give you a bath or watch tv you you. He likes to make the first round last, and for it to be as perfect as possible, which wouldn’t be a problem since hes amazing at sex.

T- Toy (His favourite sex toys)

Doesn’t mind vibrators being used on him, but finds it addicting when they’re used to torment you. Especially when you’re studying. He’d turn it on ad off repeatedly, getting you hot and bothered while in your lessons.

U- Unfair (How they tease you)

Nana is a whole tease. He’s a brat, okay? He’s a playful, teasing bratty switch who most of the time gets challenged for dominance because you plan on giving him a hard time for all of his flirting and relentless teasing. He does shit like wear sleeveless shirts on purpose, and biting his lip waaay too many times. Winks often and generally gives you the ‘I know you want to fuck me’ look. Also, Jaemin has a habit of getting you jealous by flirting with fans- you fucking hate that.

V- Volume (How vocal they are)

He struggles to be quiet sometimes, especially when you kiss and suck his body, near his arousal. Whines like hell when you scratch down his back and kiss his jawline. He tries to make his moans pretty and loud, since he knows its a turn on for you. Nana isn’t afraid about letting you know how good you make him feel. Always breathes heavily after his release, which is even hotter.

W- Wild Card (Author’s Choice)

Jaemin wouldnt be nervous having sex at all. The only time he might slightly panic is when it’s your first time. He wants the experience to be as pleasurable as possible, but then again, he is very confident, so there’d be no need to worry. He’d be extremely honoured if he was your first, and would prepare the entire thing leading up to it. He’s so sweet and gentle.

X- X-ray (Their Package)

You’re fucking welcome. I don’t own the vid.

Y- Yearning (Sex Drive)

Jaemin has a high sex drive, what can i say? He craves for your touch 24/7, and constantly thinks of fucking you at the most random of times. Touches himself twice a day when you’re not around, watches porn like any other boy, and looks at pictures of you. It takes a lot of courage for him to NOT fuck you in the dorm rooms.

Z- ZZZ (How fast they fall asleep after)

Nana falls asleep so fast. He has such energy before and during sex but as soon as he reaches his climax, hes exhausted from all the stimulation. All he’d want to do is cuddle with you after. Make sure you get him up at the right time though...or another member will. Eek.

Hope you enjoyed!

fuck this took ages

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do all for the dance man

IM BLESSED TO ANSWER ALL OF THESE even tho no ones gonna care fkdljfkd (i left out 3 questions cause i answered 2 already and i didnt feel like answering one of them) also im lauvhing that u call him dance man still that typo will never diE GODDF anyways.....1. how old were you when you and your F/O first met?i was 19! and i still am! but it seems like a long time has passed, i'm not sure how time works exactly in neverland but it feels like ive been with james for longer than i have.3. who asked who out first?james! he was super antsy about it too, like he didn't really know how to ask me to be his? i knew what he meant though, and confessed MY feelings first, but he had showed feelings first before me and i just knew he needed a bit of help to tell me what he wanted.4. where did you go on a first date?smee actually set up our first date! he's such a sweet friend, he made dinner for us. hook and i simply dressed nice and ate with each other. it was a simple date, smee lit a buncha candles and stuff and left us alone for a few hours and we also drank. i got to know james a lot more by askin questions, and he got to know more about me. it was super romantic and refreshing,,5. does your F/O have any silly nicknames for you?hmm... not silly nicknames, more sweet than anything! he calls me "my little treasure" and "my love" and it makes my heart beam to feel so treasured aaghsgd.... i know its not a NICKNAME but i get to address him by his first name, james! it feels intimate and bonding, that he allows me to drop the formal shit when we're alone. i still call him "captain" and "hook" when i'm on the ship deck though cause i feel itd be rude to go spouting his first name to the other pirates. i call him james to smee though!6. what is your favourite thing about your F/O?aaaahh his hair, nd honestly his hook. his hair is so fun to play with, he didn't let me touch it at first, but he eased MUCH more into it and now hes literally like a fuckin cat who wants to be pet fkskf... also i like his hook because i personally think its really cool! it's a trait about him that makes him recognizable, and it also doubles as a weapon, which is really HANDy (lmao) in tense situations7. do you like to cuddle with your F/O?of course! he again, wasn't the most cuddly when we started dating, but hes warmed up very much to being touched and cuddled (when we're alone of course) and im pretty sure hes touch starved in a way and was just avoiding showing that softer side of himself until we were closer, it really shows a more vulnerable side of him.10. who’s the big spoon?hook of course i am 5'1.... very tiny he loves to hold me..11. do you & your F/O go out a lot or tend to stay in more?well since he is captain of the jolly roger and theres not really a reason to go into neverland together we stay on the ship usually. i go with on missions when we row boats out to shore, but its nothing like a date or anything, more like "lets go try and capture peter and the lost boys or lets fight the indians" kinda stuff12. how do you comfort your F/O when they are upset? i try and raise his ego! he usually gets upset when he fails one of his missions, and he gets insecure, so i tell him what a good captain he is, and that he is feared and intimidating, and other things of the sort.13. what’s your favourite activity you & your F/O do togetherits dumb but getting rum-drunk with james is really fun, he doesn't do it very often persay, but it makes him more open and it also makes him funnier. most of my notably funner occasions with him have been times where we were drunk14. what was your first argument with your F/O about?when he found out i was a lost boy for a year when i was 13 he didnt talk to me for a few days. it made me super upset and i remember crying to smee about it, who was a very supportive friend during the few days, but james ended up genuinely apologizing to me, which i did not expect, and he was very sorry about it. i understand why he felt a bit betrayed, because he found out from peter and not from me, when i should have been honest about it from the start of our relationship.15. who cooks for who most often?neither of us lmaooo smee does the cooking, he makes us nice meals for our date nights and cooks for james every night which i get to partake in too, so i dont have to eat the food the crew eats. im special, heh..

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gremlinshipping for another meme bc gosh dangit im thirsty

- How do they fall asleep? Wake up? Any daily rituals?

moz either is super peaceful in his sleep or moves absolutely everywhere. and sleeps in a hammock at least sometimes (during s2), so i think its safe to say even if were on opposite sides of the room by the morning hed have moved over to cuddle/fart or something (probably both). id say hair brushing is probably a daily ritual for both of us, weve both got enough that needs to be looked after, maybe brush each others hair? thats cute af

- How’s their team work? Do they share well?

hmmmmmmmm idk? i bet wed do some rad af violin duets >:3 but were probably decent ish at it? i feel like in a lot of ways our personalities balance each other, hes more impulsive and worries about things less, i tend to try and consider all the options and am more neutral personality wise

- Are they open about their relationship? How do they feel about public displays of affection?

moz is very open about it, hes the type to loudly announce to everyone (even ppl hes flirting w) that im dating him, much to my flusteredness. as far as pda he totally does, tho its less intimate kissing and body touching and more like sneaking up from behind, shouting “nya” and tackling me or just doing weird cat things in public to mess w me/flirt. plot twist i love it and smile and laugh whenever he does it

- First impression of each other? Was it love at first sight?

idk what moz’s thoughts would be, i like to think hed at least not hate my company? my first thoughts are “wait, thats mozart? hes... well hes kinda cute i guess.....” but thats mostly me being tsun tsun, as ive said before everyone in this dang show is exactly my type

- Nicknames? Pet names? Any in-jokes?

idk i call him motes usually, sometimes wolfie, and occasionally his full ass name when i need to scold him? sweetheart is kinda my catch all pet name? but ill also call him (affectionately) fart gremlin, piss goblin, ect. he calls me “lil tiger” and it just gets me so flustered. i mean as far as in jokes definitely tigers in general

- Any tasks that are always left to one person?

idk? he kinda stinks at cooking, at least cooking sweets so id probably do that myself, tho id let him help if he insists on doing so. id probably help him w things he is reluctant to do but try and urge him to actually do it rather than getting out of it

- What annoys them the most about their partner? Would they change it if they could?

honestly? i dont really think at least i have anything that annoys me about him? like i wish hed be more sensitive to others’ feelings but im not going to “change” him, just remind him when i can sorta thing, and try to talk through the situation

- What do the like best about their partner?

gosh.... where do i even start? hes cute af, gorgeous physically, has the cutest long eyelashes, his hair is beautiful, hes stylish but also a fashion disaster, his eye and hair color are so pretty together, hes got a really sweet and fun personality, so down to earth and no bullshit, i love his crude sense of humor- gosh im just rambling. i think my favorite thing is his confidence tho? it makes me feel like i can do anything

- Do they discuss big issues? Religion? Marriage? Children? Death?

idk i dont really think those would be big issues, the biggest issue would probably be the emotional and mental states of both of us. hes already lived through all of those things, and i dont have strong feelings about them soooo

- Who drives? Cooks? Does the handiwork? Cleans? Pays the bills? Handles the public?

neither of us drive, i dont and he cant be trusted to |D i feel like hed be decent at handiwork when it concerns him, im kinda good at figuring out how to make things work but not really for the long term, moz is kinda good at cleaning when hes having fun w it, i wouldnt mind doing it w him, itd be fun. lol bills are definitely me ^^; and he handles public better but i want to get better at it so i get him to help me w it

- Do they celebrate holidays? Anniversaries?

probably ^^; i feel like wed be really silly and celebrate a “kinkiversarry” when i first confessed to liking the tiger cage thing lol. of course birthdays are a big thing too, wed probably have a fun time celebrating holidays together too

- Is there a wedding? What was the proposal like? Any kind of honeymoon?

gosh..... gremlinshipping wedding would be an event(tm) the whole thing would be wild from start to finish. i feel like the only way i could see a gremlinshipping wedding going down if its the most comedy disaster thing ever, its totally staged for some kinda ridiculous complicated reason, moz proposes with a plastic minions ring from an arcade prize, even tho its a fake wedding we both get too into it and call out our teams like a sporting event, mari is the flower girl and has an awesome time too, someone probably hires the priest to dress up like a jojo character (pucci?) im screaming

- What do they do for fun? Do they have a favorite activity or do they like to switch things up?

probably just spending time together. moz could be interested in like anything tbh and im more than happy to join him in it. if its my call usually walking around in a public place, or if im more worn out staying home and cuddling while reading or watching tv or something

- Anything they both dread?

probably what will happen in the far future... my headcanon is that the loids dont age, so while the humans around them grow up theyre still the same physical age as when they were created, and they get really frustrated over it. but thats just a headcanon

- How adventurous are they?

moz is very adventurous due to his kinda yolo nature, and it inspires me to be the same. tho im a little more likely to be like “aaaaaaa moz... i dont think we should parkour from this....” and hes like “wha? noooo of course its ok! watch!” and hecking does it but then slips right at the end of it, cue me rushing over w a first aid kit

- Do they keep secrets? Lie? Cheat?

oh gosh all of season 1 my self insert did..... tho moz probably is pretty understanding, hes still a little sad and feels a little betrayed but hes rational enough to understand the reasons, and eventually things get back to being steady, this time more honestly

- What would make them break up? Would it be permanent?

probably to protect each other? idk how permanent it would be, probably not bc im very thirsty and he wouldnt want to lose loved ones again

- What are their dates like? How long do/did they date? Do they ever feel the need to take a break from each other?

i guess sometimes? usually due to my self inserts work in the start of season 2, but by the mari ep were back on track! dates are rlly nice, usually nothing too outlandish but us spending time in each others company and enjoying each other being there

- What do they fight about? What are their arguments like? How do they make up?

fights idk.... possibly about worrying about each others’ bad habits? arguments are probably a little sparse bc were both stubborn, and end w one of us just leaving and sitting outside (or in the living room during the winter, schuu just looks over like so done =~= “....you two just make up already”) and then when we do its lots of gentle hugs, and understanding compromises. still in the living room. schuu is just like “hello? roomless guy trying to sleep here. cant you move your makeouts somewhere else?” i want my bestie to sass me and my gremlin bf)

- What does their home look like? Their room

well idk we live in otowakan, so in separate rooms obvs lol. my self insert has a room in otowakan that i actually pay for bc whyyyyynot, idk otowakan and moz’s room are basically like in canon- the mansion itself is loud and a little messy but its a very nice home filled with very wonderful people. my room id say is first floor probably? has a nice view of the garden, and inside its probably kinda like my room irl? i have a bed tho (maybe? by season 2?) and also a spare futon, probably a few bookshelves of manga and music books, ukulele and violin, probably i hold onto some of moz’s things in season 2

- Do they share any interests or hobbies?

well obviously music lol. and mozart tbh. im like “i love mozart!” moz is like “same here, of course.” we both like shitty jokes too. i feel like a lot of our likes would rub off on each other, id like going exploring the town w moz, and hed try to draw after seeing me do it (hed probably just do a shitty picture of boobs)

- Does their work ever interfere with the relationship?

haha kinda? im the sort of person who also uses work as an excuse to avoid my feelings ^^; but i try not to let it, if cho can get moz to figure out skype or phones he probably would call me a lot

- How do they hug? Kiss? Tease? Flirt? Comfort?

hugs are very tight and sometimes we pick each other up and twirl around like a hecking movie. kissing would be very nice. moz would probably have really teasing passionate kisses, but also very gentle. moz is more flirty, his goal is to get me as flustered as possible w as many dirty jokes and bad pick up lines as possible. comfort is something, i try my best w moz and he does w me, hes really empathetic which is very nice, so when its clear somethings off he does his best to comfort, sometimes messing w me to try and break the ice

- Any doubts about the relationship?

gosh yes... im always second guessing like “im nowhere near as good as the people in his life before.... i dont deserve him...” but i feel like if i confront him w that hed reply that the people he cared about before are so important and irreplaceable, but that doesnt mean he doesnt like me now

- How much time do they spend together? Do they share their feelings, or hold things in?

id say usually share feelings, most all the time, hes the sort of person who can convey them and i would want to do the same. gosh as much time as i can spend w him pls.

- How do their friends feel about their relationship? Their families?

welp my best friend is also in other universes (the same? idk?) in a ship w him, same w ana, id say in universes where gremlinshipping is a thing both of them are supportive, wonderful lovely friends. the rest of the loids id think would be pretty supportive, or at least not oppose? im pretty sure my mom ships me w moz lol ;w;

- Do they have kids? Grow old together? Split up?

we have a giant minions plush that we call our child does that count

- What are their vacations like?

vacations kinda depend... im extra enough to try and get us tickets on a shinkansen or even out of the country (wed probably have to do like a private thing w arkhe bc i think itd be hard to have a passport for him), but even a local vacation is really fun.

- How do the handle disasters or emergencies? Minor injuries? Sickness?

gosh sick fics......... my dude. id say were both a bit of a mess w sickness/injury/emergency, very protective of each other too

- Could they manage a long distance relationship?

idk possibly? were both needy enough wed show up at each others’ places w a rose in our teeth like “bae i needed to see u”

- Do they finish each other’s sentences? Pick up any phrases or habits from each other? Know when the other is hiding something?

lmao we would but not with what actually finishes it. like its just silly shit. i picked up the habit of wearing bracelets from him bc they remind me of him. i feel like id be very bad at hiding things to him

- Do they ever get into trouble? Is it serious, or are they just mischievous?

gosh thats like the whole..... not super sfw side of our relationship, moz getting in trouble and acting all coy about it. its mostly all mischievous

- What kind of presents do they get each other? Do they only do it on special occasions?

i feel like id get moz a lot of small presents bc they reminded me of him, or matching stuff for the two of us. moz gets me things, but he usually makes someone else pay for it, so i tell him he doesnt have to

- Do they have any pets?

we probably would have our hands full looking after hasshie and whatever other animals of otowakan there are. but moz likes bugs and cats, and both of us like ducks and chickens (i like to think schuu likes ducks too)

- Do they bring out the best in each other, or the worst? Do they have a fatal flaw?

id say the best? moz is able to get me to relax and be proud of my accomplishments and im able to get him to utilize his empathy more, and try to break unhealthy habits that he had before

- What’s their greatest strength as a couple? Their weakness?

- How much would they be willing to sacrifice for the other? Any lines they refuse to cross?

- What are they like in the bedroom? Any kinks/fetishes/turn-ons? Anything they won’t do?

yoo sit down bc im about to get detailed w this. im rlly cinnamon roll on the streets but dom af in the sheets, and nowhere moreso than w this lovely boy. he lets me do all my fantasy stuff to him but at the same time im very gentle? at least i make sure hes ok w everything and that hes enjoying himself too, and after were done im sure to give him the care he deserves

- Who initiated the relationship? Who kissed who first?  When did they realize they were in love?

i guess my hugging moz in that one fic kinda started the feelings both of us have? idk when we would start the actual relationship? moz would kiss me first for sure, i probably realized i loved moz sometime around maybe at the latest ep 12-15ish? i actually think itd be cute if i saw him playing violin in the session of genius and thats when i was like “...shit i want to date this pink nightmare” but considering that theres a dirty fic taking place after ep 17 id say probably before then? maybe moz in the excitement of ep 12 when he gets back to otowakan heckin proposes dating to me, and in the heat of the moment i agree?

- Any special memories? Do they have a special place they like to go to?

- Are they party-goers? What are they like when they’re drunk? Does it happen often?

i feel like im a very happy/gushy/warm drunk but ive only ever been buzzed, and i think thats as far as id go, moz has a ton of different stages of drunkenness id imagine, its not super often but it does happen and i like to stay sober so i can consciously experience drunkzart

- Do they let each other get away with things that would normally bother them?

gosh yes....

- Do they talk often? What about?

- Are the comfortable with each other? Anything they have to have their privacy for?

- Any special dreams or goals they have as a couple? Any heartbreaks? Regrets?