#but also if u want smth else! lemme know :*

[ventismacchiato]

pls pLLEASE hcs for yn and childes friendship therre so SILLY. /nf🥺

omg ok wait lemme see!!

you and childe have a shared stardew valley farm i feel like childe would be such a gamer and try to recruit everyone in windblume and delusion into playing smth with him, and on the off chance you mention wanting to start stardew he instantly buys it and sets up cus he just wants to hang out. and maybe you mention ur stressed so he buys it for u xx

i can also see him being the type the be down for anything. like maybe it’s snowing outside and ur the only one who agrees to go sledding with him after practice cus maybe he hasn’t played in the snow in a while (i think snezhnaya is cold? i forgot help)

also yk how he’s canonically good with kids and has younger siblings and even tho he’s the youngest i do think he’d give older brother energy when need be. like maybe before you guys rlly become friends he sees you struggling in the kitchens (cus this yn can’t cook sorry) and takes over for you and shows you how to make easy meals like meow

omg you and childe having a shared trading pc account if you guys know what that is, basically an insta account where u trade idol photocards with other fans. i can imagine you guys have a fake persona so fans don’t realize it’s you. also if u guys rmbr childe probably knew you were buying pcs from scaras account but he didn’t say anything HELP

gives you piggyback rides if you’re sore after practice (does this to scara too, only when he’s too tired to refuse)

i feel like during reality show episodes (example to do with txt and bts run) you guys are always such good teammates and have the most fun cus he lets out his inner child. you know that one episode of bts run where they have to do an obstacle course on water? i feel like you’d get real into it and everyone else is just staring at you both in scared shock. (on the other note i think you and scara wud shove eo off on this)

rmbr i mentioned yoimiya and scara were paired up for an event and whatnot so i’m thinking if you and childe were paired up you’d both take a break at a restaurant and imagine the waitress gets your drink order wrong so he swaps it with you. i also think you both wud get SO competitive.

yk how there’s those bts compilations of them betraying eo in bts run i feel like if childe or you did that to eo he’d get so overdramatic about it, clutching his chest type of dramatic “i thought we were bros for life yn 😔”

if you ever want pics for insta he’ll get down on the floor to get the best angle he a real one.

will do ANY tiktok challenge. he’s so chronically online and will do any cover or meme and i feel like you’d do a lot with him

[danemia]

lemme rant rq cause this is my diary

so i went to the dr with my mom cause i had the flu (not anymore, but lowk it made me have 0 APPETITE so f@sting during it was easy) but anyway, since my last dr appointment which was over the summer ish so august i think, i lost around 7lbs. (i was wearing layers, water loaded + shoes so def more, probably around 10-15lbs but idrk cause my scale LOVES to change my weight all the time. and my mom ofc noticed (the weight loss in the chart since august) but i blamed it on the flu easy peasy and she’s been trying to buy me snacks and make me eat more which is annoying but she’s trying to be a mom so it’s okay. also im not sure if it’s the 3d brain but i feel like she’s trying to fatten me but i can’t really tell? like she’s offering food more, or maybe she’s not idk. it is now 1:44am, yesterday i fainted a bit so i treated it as a break and ate “normally” fainting + dizziness has gone down and now i feel like a failure, but that’s okay cause today is a new day. also does anyone else hallucinate after long periods of fasting? maybe it’s the sleep deprivation but i genuinely start seeing stuff and it’s lowk scary but maybe that’s another issue, anyway i won’t have access to food from now(1:44)-3pm so the i just have to survive from 3-10pm and that’s a successful day + thinking like that helps me sm (like every hour of fasting counts) right now im having a celsius (caffeine my beloved appetite suppressant) and im pulling an all nighter and hopefully will crash at 3ish so i sleep most of the day to prevent boredom eating and honestly fasting is just easy if you distract yourself, i think the main issue with me and fasting is i get bored sooooo easily and then eat, not even cause im hungry js bored tbh, but water and games help that. idek what im saying. ugh my insomnia gets so bad when im restricting. also another thing i think th1nspo and m3anspo genuinely do NOY work for me, idk why. like my main motivation is myself cause really im the only one who knows everything i want changed about my body and speaking of omg i have to go the beach on my birthday trip im so scared brooo. well idk if i have to go but i think my family is going and we’ll see tbh, it’s like mid decemeber so this month i genuinely need to lock in like i keep on fasting but then having to break it around 48hrs and it’s annoying, okay THIS fast i won’t stop (and will actually have vitamins and whatnot) also vitamin recs? i feel like the vitamins i take while fasting do not do anything tbh, anddd i have been rambling but it’s giving me smth to do so love u all stay safe ! ONE MORE THING LMAOO green tea is so good and has helped my bloating sm everyone go make a tea rn (it also has caffeine in it) also caffeine helps constipation (at least for me) for all the 4n4s who struggle with that! and green tea is like a subtle laxative, CELSIUS is like a full on one, i drank one a while ago but haven’t had any…bowel movement, but to be fair i did poop this evening and wow i sharing SO much information 😻 ! but yeah it’s way better than actual lax imo, lax makes my stomach hurt ALL day but maybe it’s the kind? I’ve only ever used ducloax or smth like that and it hurts so much omg i might just never take them again, im gonna finish this celsius then make some green tea i wonder how okay anyway

tldr: idek where to start

[chaisshitposts]

heyyyy chai im glad ur back i wanna spill the tea with u 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

so from 3 or 4 days ago the wifi stopped working and i tried everything to make it work and i went to sleep but before i sleep the psych-k method poped up into my mind i said "why not? 😏" and i did everything and i slept peacefully knowing the wifi will be better and guess what? IT WORKED THE OTHER DAYYYY SNUEJFTSTDUHCW 😍😍😍😍😍

not only that.. there's something else 🤭😏

from 1 week ago i dreamed about me looking so beautiful and having an amazing ⌛body (i was so f hot in THAT dream 🤩🤩🤩🤩) and in that same dream everything i want was happening instantly like for ex i wanted to have bigger 🍒 and it happened IMMEDIATELY I SWEAR and everything else not only my 🍒🤭🤭 and the f****** alarm goes off and i was in my shitty reality 🤡🤡🤡🤡 i wanna your opinion in smth should i manifest (using the psych-k method for both i really love it) a wishbook or entering the void by it?? lemme know what u think. and do u think the dream is a sign? i honestly think it is! love uu 💘💘💘

-👛 anon

hi 👛 !!! :0 that's exciting !!! and hell yeah that's a fuckin' sign holy shit, that means it's closer to revealin' itself in the 3D 🤭 also, ayo, ya already know I'm about to say... 🧍why pick one when ya can have both? ya can literally have anything and everything ya could ever want 🕵️ use psych-k for that wishbook AND the void, we're limitless ffs!!! have f u n with manifesting !!!!!!

[pumpkinsy0]

Hcs for uhh uhh papercut and uhh ummm uhh umm... papercut.... uhhh going uhhhhhbh PONGBOY COMING HOMEFROM NYC WITH CURLG AND uhhh wait hold on lemme cook... lemme... hold on.... PONY REALIZING HOW MUCH HE'S GROWN FROM WHEN HE LIVED IN TULSA like uhhh hmm uhhh HE DRAWS AND PAINTS EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE HE SEES AND INSTEAD OF KEEPING THEM TO HIMSELF HE ACTUALLY GIVES THEM TO THE PEOPLE HE CARES ABOUT (SPECIFICALLY DARRY.) AND REALIZING HOW HE'S HEALED THAT RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS BIG BROTHER AND HIS HOMETOWN IN A WAY or smth like that I guess uhhh also curly beefing w/ everyone cause he is so silly ‼️

NYC MENTIONED WOOOO🗽🗽🗽🗽

•now dont get it twisted, curly ISSSS ponys muse and he draws him the most out of anyone else, but in nyc pony also takes to just drawing strangers!! in a cafe, subway, park, wherever!! he always has a paper and pen so its pretty easy to do, and sometimes he just gives it to em to keep!!!

•if anyone gives pony shit while hes trynna draw em, he would totally get into a fight over it, curlys always told pony he cant b nice to every one and give em a chance but pony nevverrr pays attention to him so atp instead of stopping him curlys just took to looking over for ponys safety and happiness

•SO when they visit tulsa, pony doesnt rlly have that drive to draw others for some reason, but he still WANTS to draw and so he just does it for the whole gang!! everyone always gets a drawing from him and its usually of them just during their everyday life!!

•but if the gang allll came together and rlly compared who pony drew the most, darrys winning (if ur wondering, sodas second, then two, srry steve</33) and pony couldnt tell u y, darry just inspired him that way

•curly loves being dramatic and says that darrys replacing him btw, and the gang didnt even KNOW how many times ponys drawn curly till curly said it, and pony had to hit him to get him to shut the hell up

•ANYWHO if u looked even deepperrrr into em, u would see that w everyone elses picture, theres a while background and stuff, yknow makes it seem more full, but w darrys pics the only thing in em WAS darry, no background no nothing

•and thats bc,,,,hold my hand here everyone,,,,he was starting to see darry just for himself, woaahhhhh :00000!!!! but honestly, pony couldnt tell u Y he was only drawing darry, he just assumed he was too lazy or something bc he soent most of his time just trying to get darry right

•howeverrrr ponys realized that hes more open to talking to darry, like having full blown convos w him about his interest n stuff how he feels, and dare pony says it, darrys actually pretty funny,,,like wow,,,they talked about his art first and that just opened the flood gates for other things, like darrys interest!! one of them being gardening (remember that for later,,,)

•the gang have also definitely noticed and they will purposely leave them alone so they could catch up, for the time pony spent in nyc and for his childhood, sometimes the gang doesnt even HAVE to do that, darry and pony would just dip and u can find them in the backyard or in the lot away from everyone else!!

•id like to think that curly would poke his head in like “fuck yall out here for” only to get lulled back inside VERY quickly so he doesnt fuck up the mood, BUTTTT BUT BUT BUT, there comes a time where darry actually jokes w curly and ponys thinking “wait a god damn minute hes never done that before,,,” and THATTSSSS when pony starts realizing hes getting closer w darry

•u might b wondering, y is THAT the moment pony realizes that?? and for that i tell u, to pony, darry joking w curly shows that darrys rlly trying to b apart of ponys life!!! even the parts hes not particularly understanding of w the ppl hes not rlly close to and thats all pony has truly ever wanted from the guy as he grew up

•pony gets soooo sad when they get closer and closer to the day they have to go back to ny, so every chance he gets to hang w darry, pony takes and DONT THINK DARRY DOESNT NOTICE IT!!! HE DOES!!! and he thinks its cute, never telling pony that bc he knows pony would b embarrassed but he knows!!

•now remember when i said pony loses that spark to wanna draw other ppl/places when he gets to tulsa,,,bc its ALSOOOO around this time where he genuinely tries drawing the places around him so its etched in his mind, most importantly tho, he draws the lot!!!

•ponys only drawn the lot like ONCE and that was before johnny died, now the lot looks different, completely different!!! theres more grass, noticeably theres a few fucked up looking flowers, nobodyyyy knows how the flowers got there, but PONY does,,,bc darry grew them!!

•one of the more deeper talks they had together, was that after pony left, darry couldnt stop thinking about the lot, it was a place where the gang went to hang out but after everything happened, nobody rlly went there anymore so w his new interest in gardening he took that as his first place to start, as a way of correcting his wrongs and changing the look of it in hopes that in the future the place would b a place to admire!!! and to lowkey mourn johnny

•that got pony out of his artistic rut SO fast, and when pony left, darry went to his room and he found a drawing of him in the lot, the first drawing pony made of him w a background!!! yahoooooo

[un77404]

Request for the Valentines thingy!!

Could you draw Fuuta showing Shidou one of his video games, and Shidou being interested (but slightly confused) if that makes sense?

Sorry if that's a weird prompt, if you don't like it i'll be pretty happy with anything platonic 0305 related thank you :D

sure! im using cult of the lamb cuz its like the 1 game i can see fuuta playing that i own

i based the tv cabinet off my old one. and yes fuuta has a fluffy sensory-friendly carpet to sit on while gaming. also, yes shidou speaks in cursive.

next installment: fuuta's gaming pc set up ((Ｔ▽Ｔ) will probs not draw it lol unless u rly want me to)

and uh im not sure if this is exactly what u requested so lemme know if u want smth else

[bleep-bloop-boo]

Hi!!! @fairyycoffin and I wanted to start a new shared blog for our roleplays bc it gets a little confusing when we have to dig through massive posts on all of our different blogs but I can only add people with the emails they used to sign up to tumblr so if u don’t wanna share that it’s totally understandable and we can figure smth else out :)

oooo sure :DD here's my email: :ppp lemme know once u get it so i can delete! (uhh also what counts as a rp?)

[dani-says-stuff]

just wanted to let you know your masterlist is bugging a bit! love ur writing btw when do u next think ur gonna writte smth for nate??

i messed with it for a sec so the masterlist should be fixed now — if not just send another ask and ill try something else :)

tysmm! im glad you like them! it means a lot <33

as for the fics, I haven't had a bunch of time to write lately bc of exams BUT i do have a short part 2 that I've been sitting on which takes place sometime after my Robert the Doll one... I just haven't posted it bc im not sure if it's something you guys would want to see. I also have some ideas for something based on the Villisca and Madison Seminary videos, I just havent had time to write anything for them yet.

lemme know what y’all want to see! it may take a few weeks for the Villisca or Madison option bc they’re not done, but if you want the part 2 it should be up in a couple days bc I just have to color the dialogue :)

[neptunesdyke]

hello! ✨i’m obsessed✨with your commentary on jennifer’s body. (is it out of line to ask to read it?? 👀 if so, please disregard.) you’re just so right about this! would love to hear more about your thoughts on the matter❣️

omg im so sorry this is MONTHS late i’ve just been extremely depressed this year and it’s been a bit. continuously overwhelming for me but i can’t explain how much i appreciated getting this ask!! i want to pursue a career in writing and teaching about horror and feminism so anyone showing interest just!! means the world to me!!

anyway,, long overdue analysis under cut….

TW: discussions of SA and murder/violence against women (lemme know to add anything else please)

the main points i was arguing were: the differences between the soundtrack and the original score for the film serve as tools to elevate the comedy and horror respectively while also subverting ideas of femininity, and how they interact with the actual narrative/narration itself.

(also there r many feminist readings of this film obviously so this isn’t going to look into that but it did serve as a basis for my paper/analysis)

the relationship music has with the film in general begins with the title coming from the Hole song of the same name. both the song and film are rape/murder allegories for a girl named jennifer, and anyone familiar with the song before seeing the film is given an indication into what is to happen to jennifer. the title itself centres the story on jennifer’s actual body, what it means to the plot, how it is viewed, by who, and the power jennifer has by wielding it. the title also removes a layer of personhood from her as this is not a story about jennifer, but her body, again relating back to the origin of the title which tell the viewer jennifer is bound to be another body, another victim, another girl to become just a body at the hands of men.

speaking of men, music is central to the plot as it’s a band who commits the act for fame and glory. they also sing to mock jennifer as they (attempt to) kill her and their song replays throughout the film, something jennifer cannot escape even after escaping them. and i think placing musicians as instigators tells the viewer like hey..maybe pay attention to the songs in this..they might tell u smth

and this idea is reinforced throughout the film so many times. a great and early example in the film is when I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You by Black Kids plays during needys introduction of her friendship with jennifer. the song is a one sided love song that has spanned since childhood, which begins hinting at needy and jennifer’s deeper relationship.

also fun to think like whose jealous of who and whose the friend left behind in the sandbox so to speak

this subtext found via the soundtrack is also used often for levity or humour. most of the soundtracked scenes are shot at school, often the brightest, and funniest compared to the dark homes and roads of devils kettle. scenes that are supposed to be scarier such as needys encounter with jennifer after the fire, and when she later jumps on needys car, have an original score. it lets the viewer know when the humour is being set aside in favour of horror, which helps balance the films tone and guide the viewer.

but also serves to trick the viewer. the scene that actually made me write the paper originally was when jennifer approaches jonas on the football field in her very 2000s mini skirt while Scared Heart by It Dies Today tracks over the scene. it made me like. cackle out loud but also had this moment of this is really smart. it’s playing off of megan fox’s sex symbol status with gratuitous camera work, playing into humour with the song choice to leave an image that’s funny bc it’s juxtaposes what people know. why is this pretty girl strutting to heavy metal? it’s l the deeper implication of what’s stored inside jennifer, not only hidden by her physically or by the narrative, but in the expectation of what the audience will take from this scene.

it banks on people finding it funny and maybe a bit strange so when she goes full cannibal on him in the woods it’s definitely a shock but..maybe not really! the story plays a lot with what ppl expect, something horror comedies are known to do obviously, but needys narration also does this too

the one time the viewer gets to hear jennifer’s side in all of this is when she explains what happened after the fire, how she was sacrificed and the powers she gained. yet needy constantly interrupts her—interjecting herself into the story as the true narrator but also removing a layer of Personhood from jennifer just as the title does.

she cannot even tell her own story without needy, the OST, soundtrack or narrative structure controlling her in some manor and i think that’s a rlly powerful use of sound on physical and thematic levels!

okay this is kinda a random point to end but i don’t wanna keep going forever so yeah this isn’t everything and tbh if i do end up editing my paper properly i’d b down to share!! and again tysm for sending this in and for ur patience omg <33

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[foster-the-moths]

big ole sketch of bird au joner :]

SCREAMING SCREAMING POINTING AT MY SCREEN RUNNING IN CIRCLES WAILING IN THE TOWN SQUARE SOBBING IN THE STREETS LOOOK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE HE IS OH MY GOD THANK YOU THANK YOU LOOK AT HIM GO HE IS IN HIS ELEMENT HE IS LIVING HIS BEST LIFE I LOVE THIS I AM STARING AT THIS SO HARD MY CORNEAS HURT THANK YOU!!!!! BOOSTER (<-?) THIS IS INCREDIBLE GRAAAAAAHH!!!!

[titanslayer]

@proditeur​  💙’d.

      “ this is a restricted area, ”  he keeps a distance, purely because he can’t actually see if anyone is there — he can only pick up on electric impulses pulsating from somewhere in his range.  it’s just enough to have him on edge, this close to his newest discovery.  “ but if this is your home, i’d love to talk to you a little. ”

[roxanne193018]

Part 2

3. Leviathan selfie:

Like I said in Lucifer’s post, Leviathan and Luci selfie are the only cards that talk about how jealous they are when their subordinates tries to take MC away for treatment. Though I must say, Lucifer is much more intense with this.

They also spend time with MC after this too (princess treatment with Leviathan, and alone time with Lucifer).

4. Leviathan school uniform:

This series actually starts to get interesting from here. Lemme show u smth else aside from just jealousy 😈😈

… Like- bro’s possessiveness is the whole idea that starts this card-

Without his desire to alter MC’s memories, we wouldn’t even have this card in the first place-

He is literally stalking MC??? Like bro has no chill. He has freaking Foras, the invisible messenger to stalk us all day round, and it wasn’t even close to enough. He had to monitor us through live CCTV like CIA wanted person.

His idea to alter MC’s memories though, did not succeed actually. But imagine if it did, everything we know would be altered. What would happen then? How’d he explain why MC is in hell? For saving him? He’s literally fine here (a king too…)

He’s a pretty controlling stalker. (I meant ��pretty” in both ways lol)

Here too, he’s absolutely went lunatic when he knows he’s MC’s first time doing it. (Well, at least when he alters MC’s memories, he’s the first one)

Although it makes me wonder, despite all his efforts, jealousy and controlling, he doesn’t have the idea of modifying MC’s behavior like Lucifer. He even gave MC the stone to close the distance between the person she likes and her? He’s more like modifying her memories…hmmmm?

Levi: “yeah, you can be with anyone you like, as you always have someone to worry about. I don’t even care”

But I will make sure I am the only one in your mind

Kinda way-

Still. I think Lucifer and Leviathan can go head to head on this… they are pretty insane. One is more implied and one is more open.

5. Leviathan torture:

Even in his dream, he’s possessive lol. Like at this point he certainly developed an instinct for MC.

Unconsciously preventing anyone from getting close to MC too. This card is like PB exposing Levi’s true feelings, he’s always a tsundere and “im not moaning, you are” kinda guy but istg, he’s practically screaming in this card. So that’s what Levi’s like 🤣🫵🏻

P/s: you know who’s the other one that also places a spell that prevent everybody from intruding his alone time with MC? Lucifer. Again. Only him can I place on the same scale with Levi 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️ (Asmo’s place is also a place where nobody dares to interupt, but out of fear of being locked, not out of possessive spell)

Seee? Now I have to make a part 3. This dude is taking my storage capacity!!! He’s just full on jealousy and yandere behaviours!!

As requested, this post is dedicated to Leviathan’s yandere moments in the stories and cards!!! (As if we need this. But still, it’s fun to write and talk about)

Part 1

Also, pretty malewife alert. Please prepare your tissues and hands ready.

⚠️⚠️⚠️

Warning: SPOILERS IN ALL LEVIATHAN CARDS!!!! (Well except for Bath card tho- I haven’t got him despite EFFORTS. Still, I got Levi torture, and he’s my biggest flex)

1. Leviathan bloodshed:

Controlling:

Meh. Bla bla bla. Shut the hell up, Shawn. As if I’m gonna be 50 meters away from you. Jokes on you I’m clingy. (I betcha he has attachment issues too)

Jealousy:

He knows what he’s the avatar of and he’s gonna constantly reminding you of it. Anyway I love how he temporarily sacrificed his biggest power just to get that stone for us

What I don’t understand is that why do Levi get us the stone that helps us and the person we like get closer. What if the person we like most is not him? You are risking your chances here, Levi. Lucky for you I fell in love with you at first sight lol

Here. We are married guys. The Lemegeton contract in story chapter 6, and this ring too. We are married. Change my mind. Bound by soul contract, by stone attract, and by physical body desire. There’s no escape from this Wheat blonde Yuno Gasai.

2. Leviathan attacker:

Hmm, this card doesn’t have much yandere stuffs aside from just smut but… here’s a jealous Levi. Typical Leviathan and his grudge with Minhyeok 🤣🤣

Also his comic too.

He’s afraid that he can’t court MC with his imperfections. Regularly, I bet he’d be hanging anyone that says he’s not perfect 🤣

Bonus: no one says that accept PB tbh… but it’s funny.

[pistolslinger]

@builtmyth​ ♥’d.

        “ SO . . . THE COUNCIL OF TIDES going sniffing around dregs territory doesn’t freak you out even a little? ”  not that jesper had ever taken inej’s information gathering talents for granted, but shit — learning these things had been faster with her around.  he has half a mind to ask kaz, why haven’t you gotten a new spy yet?  but . . . well, that question answered itself, really.  who could fill inej’s tiny, dangerous, shoes?   “ because it should.  if word gets out the tides are against us in any way, i don’t think it’s going to add anything good to our reputation.  i don’t need to explain to you what ideas that’ll give to rival gangs, so let me just . . . let you in on what it’s doing to half my recruitment jobs: it’s scaring all the normally desperate little pigeons away.  what do we do? ”

[pulchramusae-archived]

her previous mission had severely damaged her bronze-link manipulator, having to send the mystic code away for repairs as soon as she returned to the facility. this gave fiore plenty of time to get to know the facility better - she was.. a rather new member, after all, and she was rather fortunate chaldea was easily accessible for folks in similar situations as herself. 

as the yggdmillennia clan leader wheeled herself through the facility halls - with the intention of memorizing each hall so as to know where she’d have to go in the future - fiore’s lost in thought before she abruptly snaps out of said thoughts, stopping in her tracks when she realizes she wheeled too close to someone. on realization, she wheeled herself backwards to give the individual space.

“ ah! my apologies, “ she’s say, almost as if without missing a beat, “ my mind must’ve gone on autopilot... are you alright? “

@ofiannaking​ // starter for fionn mac cumhaill !

[tsukinoiri]

@damnatic​ » biggs or barrett // sc.

it was movement from the corner of his eye that grabbed his attention. years upon years with the turks --- with reno --- had tuned his attention to minute movements that had become so instinctive.

          “show yourself.”

there was no point hiding.

[bearseulgs]

Ni-ki as your boyfriend

gn!reader x ni-ki

genre: fluff ft teensy weensy bit of angst

wc: 688

warnings: kith ^3^, arguing (just a lil mention), pet names, let me know if there's anything else!!

okay first off: mans a total simp

sorry i don't make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

you'll do a lil dancey dance or recommend smth when listening to the demo of their new song and he'll be like

"yup yup lemme notify the members and manager and producer and choreographer immediately"

u praise him for his charm during one of his parts and he MELTS

you're his life sa vie su vida those are all the languages i know life in sorry

whipped behavior LLLL

ngl i feel like he loves laps. like. idk

like he'll be gaming and you want attention so you just lay your head in his lap and he'll stroke your hair from time to time

or he'll get lunch and come back and there's no seats at the table so as a joke you're like "come here babygirl" while patting your lap and he just

plops down. like he will sit on your lap no hesitation (ma princesse 😔🫶)

Kimmie brought up that he's the type to like matchy matchy things and i 100% agree!!!!

like say he finally finished up his tour and (if you were able to go) he got y'all matching keychains from the city you saw him in

if you couldn't see them he got keychains from one of his favs

or y'all will go to the arcade and get cute matching plushies that you won each other

or making matching earrings with supplies you bought together

i am having so many thoughts

i also think he's the type to film lil tiktok dancey dances with you (AHHH 💞💞)

or if he's got a chill day at work he invites you over for a mini dance party in the practice room

y'all probs have a collaborative playlist of 💖your songs💖 on spotify

he also has a separate playlist of songs that remind him of you

he seems the type to love baking dates but i also would not trust him in the kitchen so let's hope you're a good cook :0

everyone talks about this but rightfully so: nap dates

i want i need pls

good luck being productive within a 2 mile radius of his dorm because he will drag you back to nap with him &lt;3

i am also a firm believer in him lending you his jackets and/or vice versa

doesn't matter if you're taller or shorter, stockier or scrawnier, or same size, jackets will be exchanged

it's just y'all's thing

imagine wearing his green leather jacket to a comeback showcase 😩

taking his phone when he's busy to play on it

he knows you took it because when he gets back his ranking is different (whether for the better or the worse) but he doesn't mind because he loves you &lt;3

laser tag 🫢 like let's say y'all's friends go out for laser tagging one weekend and you do that thing mid game where y'all get all up close and personal and one of y'all kisses the other to distract them then shoots the kissee and walks away AHHH

now that gas prices are going down y'all go on little adventure drives to neat spots around town

what if y'all find a cute lil hidden spot and it becomes like Your Spot 🥺

him having theee most unflattering pic ever of you for your contact then a cute lil name like "my baby 💝" or smth i would cry

anyways now onto the part nobody wants 😔

arguments

i feel like he'd try to avoid serious arguments, of course having some playful bantering, but never taking it too far

but sometimes they're unavoidable

he seems the type to get kinda intense during arguments, and he can be pretty intimidating so i wouldn't blame his partner for getting lowkey scared 😭 but it's not entirely his fault :(

i hope you ain't petty because i don't doubt that he is, so if y'all both are it could be 4ever before things get resolved

but eventually one of y'all is gonna cave because you love each other or whateva 🤢 (jk i love love)

anyways this is getting kinda long so Riki best boy‼️‼️ whoever gets him please treat him well 🥺

a/n: u guys i am so whipped for this boy 💔

©️ bearseulgs 2022

[hillvalleyhuh]

WHERE YOU SHOW FAVORITISM DIFFERENTLY

aka you bully people to show love<3

just thought i would start something fun for the rebrand of this blog lmao and lately, sagau (this au has turned into a pretty broad term lemme know if i should tag it as smth else) has been ROTTING my brain i love the concept behind it

this is me being self indulgent because this is EXACTLY how i would act in genshin–im not a very nice person but i show my love differently

if you guys want more characters or want to request something else, feel free to send me an ask!

includes: gender-neutral reader w/ the main bois aka albedo, childe, diluc, kaeya, and zhongli!

want other characters? take a look

Albedo

at first he doesn’t even know you’re teasing him!!!! honestly he’s just glad you want to be around him at all

you probably call him “chalk boy” just to rile him up but he doesn't even care he's like uwu a nickname? for moi? like binch i'm trying to piss u off stop looking cute!!!!!

at most you're like a cat who tries to get his attention you're semi aware you're being an inconvenience but why won't he pay attention?? (he is but this is too fun) WHAT DID YOU DO???

you think he’s paying too much attention to his experiments? boom knock over a flask!!! he’s writing something down while you’re talking to him? my pencil now heheheh that'll show him!! whatever you say

your grace.,...,.,.,just ask him to talk to you

(no he can't know!!! my pride my dignity!!!!!!)

he thinks it’s cute–he probably even does it purpose because he’s a smart lil f*cker smh if you think you're so smart why aren't you looking at me?? HUH??? stupid head*ss go back to ur chem set binch

you probably say that more times than you can count like who does he think he is??? a GENIUS??!!! your grace...,,yes

be careful though! he isn’t afraid to tease back even if you are the creator! most people think of him as apathetic with no feelings but you see right through him

“Oh? Does their Grace believe my worship is not enough? I thought you liked it when I experiment. Then what else are you here for? Hm? You couldn't have come all the way up the mountain just to stare at me...right All-Creator?"

Childe

he loves it he wants all your attention!!! he doesn't care if it's "mean"!!!! <3

"their grace wants to tease...me?"

YES U HOMICIDAL MANIAC KEEP UP

if you like banter he's your harbinger!!!!!!!!!!!!

"damn ajax you didn't die today? :/"

"well your grace tomorrow is a new day :))"

if you fight you would banter during it and he probably is like probably *heart eyes*

if you aren't however

you, an all-powerful god: no ajax I'm not gonna fight you...

childe: coward smh didn't know the creator was such a loser :/

you: *glowing eyes of DEATH*

there is SO MUCH you can bully about this man

"ajax please.,.,.,that isn't how you hold a bow"

very much high school rivals who are secretly into each other vibe

he truly loves how fun you are which makes him worship you even more if that's possible

however if you team up with scaramouche he gets SO pissy it's insane like the both of you are UNSTOPPABLE it really is scary

and obviously the more he pouts the more you bully him like c'mon babe don't give me more ammo

"Your Grace! Please don't tell Scaramouche how I fell into the lake that one time! Oh? You did? Your Grace whatever shall I do with you? Fine, fine it is a funny story. However, would you like me to tell him how you warmed me up afterward?"

also consider:

you and him are interchangeable in this exchange it depends on the time of day lmao

Diluc

oh

ohohohooh

he is SO fun to tease

at first he would just let it happen with just an odd look on his face...can't upset the creator now can he?

for the first couple of times he probably truly thinks you don't like :/ he's used to hearing people call him grumpy

but after a while and the years he's spent with kaeya he finally realizes you mean no harm

"damn master diluc who made you so grumpy today? did someone tell you that your hair looks really messy today? :/ i mean it does but they didn't have to tell you to your face...how rude"

he just rolls his eyes and continues making drinks and then checks the mirror in the backroom when you're not looking does his hair look weird DOES IT???

honestly the patrons at angel's share have never seen diluc so calm and it's when the creator is bullying teasing him?? you really are the creator!

and oh boy when he realized you do it out of FAVORITISM?? he turns red whenever you tease him it's so cute

you could tease him how stupid his superhero name is or smth when he's doing his nightly duties and he'd act like you just gave him the biggest compliment ever

you: diluc you are so lucky that most of the knights are dumb as rocks because YOU are so stupid how has nobody figured out you're batman the darknight hero?? you barely even change your appearance? i bet you change your voice to seem lower to look cooler stars above i hate you

diluc, turning into a strawberry: im in love with u

after a while he'll tease you right back, we all know that man is a bundle of dry humor wrapped up in a coat and it'll leave you flustered every time

"Thank you, your Grace I'll take your suggestions of my after-dark identity into consideration. I consider myself blessed to have such a thoughtful and amenable God watching out for me. Are you this considerate to all of your loyal subjects or do you just give me your special attention? Should I get down on my knees and thank you properly?"

Kaeya

oh lord what a menace

right off the bat he sees right through he KNOWS you tease him because he likes you because he's exactly the same

you know "how 'bout it boss" line? yeah he probably calls you boss instead of something appropriate like your actual titles he wouldn't dare call you by your actual name though that is a privilege he does not deserve

honestly the two of you probably get into fake fights on purpose just for the drama of it all

"what kind of person let alone GOD forgets to blow out a candle? you could have burned the city down? i cannot believe our "all-loving" creator hates us so that they would do this"

"maybe if you stopped drinking and put away your tits this wouldn't have happened...were you so drunk last night that you couldn't have done it yourself?"

he would probably joke that your "old world" didnt want you and spat you out to teyvat and you're like "you know what? you're probably right lmao"

he'd laugh it off and so would you but on the inside he's like did i offend them?? oh my god kaeya what the F*CK??? was that too far??? what is wrong with you????????

the knights would be MORTIFIED by the way he speaks to you

one day however a knight tries to tease you and kaeya goes OFF absolutely bonkers

he can tease you but no one else he's a bit jealous/protective

you tease him more if you find out

"Hm? Of course, I defended your honor, Boss. We can't have people thinking they can go about slandering our good creator's name. Why, yes, I do tease you from time to time but that is only in good nature and a form of worship. If you want, however, I can show you a different way I worship you."

Zhongli

now i don't want to be stereotypical with mr zhongli here, but honestly you two look like an old married couple bickering

you know those ones at restaurants that are like "i hope i die soon so i dont have see your ugly face anymore" and the other one is like "yes yes go to hell honey anyways we'll share the soup <3"

yeah that's how it goes

people are still like "wow how cute" so like who cares lmao

he thinks it's very amusing whenever you're mean to him because most of the time it only happens around other people

like once you guys are alone it's sappy as hell and he wouldn't want it any other way except nobody believes him when he says how kind you and how you even cook for him from time to time

flame his *ss for never having mora while you're paying for everything he wants ok sugar baby zhongli

you and hu tao are absolutely the worst though please do not team up against him

he counters this though by pretending how honored he is that the all-creator picked him, a lowly humble man

he is VERY grateful and shows it but cmon..."lowly humble man"? stfu morax you used to eat gods for breakfast

zhongli: everyday i thank rex lapis for allowing this union between the creator and i. i do not know what i did to deserve his praise or their grace's...rex lapis truly is amazing

you: are you f*cking kidding me

all in all though it is very cute he would be saying how pretty you look today and kisses your hand and meanwhile you're blushing super badly and you're like "you're ugly and i hate you"

he responds with a smug lil smile every time that makes you want to punch him

"Well, your grace, as much as I enjoy your teasing and vice versa, just know that I mean every word when I say how grateful I am for you to bless me with your companionship. I will gladly be the brunt of every scathing joke you make if it means I can hear your lovely voice."