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it’s been way too long why don’t we know the next banners i need to know if i gotta put in more hours AHAHAHAH

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AYATO BABY COME HOME PLS

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ayato 🤝 childe

getting me wet

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i know i barely have any followers but UHHH sorry for not posting however if u send in a request i WILL write it i just have major writer’s block for the ideas that i wanna write for sooo

SEND ME SOMETHING

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i said i wasn’t gonna pull for ayato but god DAMN it the hydro male manipulation has got me again

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if mihoyo was smart they would’ve made a valentine’s day event where we can go on a date with characters and if people complain bc “it’ll mess up the story” we can just say it was a dream or smth like cmon lemme smooch people

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Oh yes being a menace as a way of showing favoritism - chef's kiss I feel seen (especially with the zhongli one - feral in the streets but soft when at home). Could I request a continuation of that with Itto and Kujou Sara, please?

YOOOO FIRST REQUEST!!! and of course as someone who bullies out of love i felt like we needed more representation than the typical reader people usually portray--i'll probably stick with this type of reader in the rest of the works i do

also ps I'm still figuring out how to organize my posts so be prepared for that

WHERE YOU SHOW FAVORITISM IN A DIFFERENTLY

aka you bully them to show love <3

continuation of this

sagau gender-neutral reader w/ itto & kujou sara

Itto

be careful he looks like a big tough guy but we all know he's a big big softie

i think he would be the one that you would be the least "mean" towards however that does NOT stop you from teasing this oni cmon it's still fun

he would accidentally do a clapback from time to time that he doesn't even realize

"itto i love you but i think you're the only person in teyvat the does not have a job....i know a 12 year old that has job like babe how do you pay taxes"

"um, your grace? you don't have a job so why does that matter?"

"...."

"also what are taxes?"

just a couple of menaces in different fonts

i think you would be very protective of him and wouldn't allow anyone else to talk sh*t because only you can do it cmon you're hilarious

you: hey! why do you care so much about what he wears? it's his body he can wear whatever he wants so please respect that

also you: itto babe I'm trying to pay attention to you but i am ONLY looking at your titties right now

you would probably have to tell him straight up that you teasing him means that you favor him more and afterwards he'll turn even more of a love sick puppy

you'll insult him and he's like "wow you are the kindest and graceful creator ever uwu" i'm the only creator but...thank..you? also did you hear ANYTHING i just said?

"Your Grace! I thought about what you said about me not having a job and that's not true at all! No, I don't mean the gang, I mean you! My job is to take care of all your needs and worship you. So tell me, am I doing a good job or do I need to show you my other skills?"

Kujou Sara

i would assume it would take you a little longer to tease her just so she can get comfortable with you

however it's always the most distinguished and "put together" people that are the most fun to bully

she so badly wants to roast you back but her desire to please you and be nice to her creator outweighs it

that doesn't mean she isn't thinking of what she WOULD say

you: babe if i "caw" at you would you understand what I'm saying or is there a different dialect that i need to do

her: your grace, you and i both know that i don't speak bird :)

her internally: i am going to wake you up by cawing so loud in your face tomorrow morning

whenever you tease her you love to watch her facial expressions because you can tell she's fighting off the urge to say something back it's very cute when her face scrunches muah gimme a kiss

you try not to tease her about her job since you know it's very important to her but sometimes you'll drop a lil smth to keep her on her toes

i feel like as time goes on and the more comfortable she gets (and once she realizes your teasing is a love language) she would be more willing to speak her mind she won't tell you she figured it out though

this would only happen in private but you would treasure those moments

"I am grateful your Grace has bestowed their attention upon me...even though your attention includes teasing me beyond belief. However, I cannot help but think that your teasing has an ulterior motive. If their Grace does not mind, would you let me indulge more into your motive?"

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Oh new person do you take requests?

um absolutely lmao

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i do love the idea of one of the your previous loyal acolytes nurse you back to health even thought you’re the imposter and it’s just a battle of their morals vs their faith whether they should turn you in UGH so good

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I did the thing—

"Hey Girlie"

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> “Yes, that’s the Lantern Rite smile.”

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𝐃𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐖𝗼𝐫𝐝𝐬, 𝐒𝗼𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝗼𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬

❥𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘮 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘬? 𝘍𝘵. 𝘟𝘪𝘢𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘦.

☀︎𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘧𝘧, 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘐𝘯𝘢𝘻𝘶𝘮𝘢 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘴 (𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤!)

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“You don’t have to help me- I-I can walk, I know you don’t like… touch.”

Xiao, as an adeptus, couldn’t really get drunk, especially not off of mortal beverages, so rather than being able to ignore the obnoxious humans, he stayed to keep an eye on you. And he was happy he did.

Influenced by Itto and Beidou, you were soon drunk off your feet and nearly incoherent. Somehow, the only sentence that was decipherable had to be that sentence. Even with your hazy and disoriented gaze, you could see the hurt that flashed across hie face.

Still, he didn’t release you from his firm, but gentle grip. You sagged against him, your steps and your thoughts starting to slur but he never said a word. In a burst of wind, the two of you disappeared.

+

Light burned your eyes from behind your lids, effectively cutting through the layers of sleep. Almost as if that wasn’t enough, a splitting headache throbbed sharply behind your eyes.

Groaning, you turned over, a familiar figure catching your eye. Sat in your windowsill was Xiao. His eyes were shut, but you could tell he wasn’t asleep.

“Good morning.” Despite the dry greeting, you returned the sentiment with a weak smile. “Morning, Xiao. Sorry I got a bit carried away last night…”

His piercing sunset gaze caught you by surprise. “That is not the issue. We will discuss that after you eat and take a painkiller.” Then he hopped down from his perch and stalked out of the room, leaving you to your own confusion.

It felt like a cold hand was gripping your heart. You don’t remember much from last night, which scared you all the more. Had you said something or maybe even done something wrong? All you knew was that you didn’t want the suspense.

The moment Xiao walked back in the room, you swung your legs over the edge of the bed. “Xiao, I don’t want to just sit here and pretend you aren’t upset… did something happen?”

It was quiet, too quiet, as he handed you a bowl of cereal and some medicine and that only made you more nervous. But then he was sitting down, facing you. “You must not recall, but last night you said something… you said, ‘You don’t have to help me. I can walk, I know you don’t like touch’.”

Your hands flew to cover your mouth at his-no, your words. “Xiao, I didn’t mean-“

“I understand that I am… difficult to be around sometimes,” He interrupted, choosing to ignore you protests, “but surely, surely you know that you are different, beloved? If I didn’t want to be there for you, I wouldn’t have.”

You felt your eyes sting with tears at the forced calmness in his voice. “No, I know, it’s just I’d hate to cross your boundaries and I know you didn’t exactly want to go there anyway, and I didn’t want to be any more of a burden then-“

“You are never a burden,” Xiao countered firmly. “Never. If something is ever… too much… I would let you know, but please, never think that your touch bothers me.” Taking his words to heart, you all but jumped into his arms.

“I’m sorry, Xiao, I didn’t mean to insinuate anything like that. I love you, so much.” A quiet sigh left his lips as he buried his face into your chest. You could almost feel the relief emanating from him.

“And I you, beloved, please don’t ever doubt that.”

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"𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥... 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘵... 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯."

Getting the Raiden Shogun’s gnosis had been no short or easy affair, in fact it had been long and arduous, even costing the Fatui when of their own. Because of this, the win was even more grand and hard earned. So, of course, Childe and Dottore threw a huge party. In all honesty, however, it was more of an excuse to get black out drunk than to celebrate the Tsaritsa’s victory.

Scaramouche had warned you of this and had made it very clear that he wanted no part of anything set up by Childe or Dottore, especially when they were both involved. Still, the promise of being able to let loose and finally clear your head was just too good of an opportunity to pass up.

But because Scaramouche, as much as you hated to admit it, could never be wrong, not even two hours in Childe had started a massive fight that seemed to involve everyone around you. After two hours of drinking, your senses and reaction time were delayed enough to the point of being stuck in place as chaos surrounded you.

However, a chair flying dangerously close to your head seemed to be what you needed to wake up from your daze. Stumbling and ducking, you made it out the door and away from the mess. But, now you had to walk back home.

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When Scaramouche made a quip about you being home so soon, he hadn’t expected your grimace and those words. Even though he liked to tease you, the idea of you thinking that was intentionally trying to hurt you was horrifying to imagine.

It didn’t show on his face, as he deemed insecurity as an emotion meant to be hidden. He watched, stunned silent as you trudged quietly to the bathroom, waiting for you to glance back at him. You didn’t.

Scaramouche wasn’t in bed when you woke up. In fact, your whole apartment seemed all too quiet. Usually classical music coupled with annoyed muttering drifted softly throughout your home as your lover worked, but there was none of that.

Confused, you made your way to the living room, the sight that greeted you catching you off guard. Scaramouche lay on the couch, sleep underneath a blanket.

Had he felt uncomfortable due to your intoxication and decided to sleep away from you? It was it for a worse reason? Or maybe you were just overthinking it…

Deciding against waking him up, you moved to the kitchen to make breakfast. First, you grabbed some painkillers and chugged down a water bottle before opening a cabinet.

“(Y/N)?” You spun around, catching sight or Scara already up. “Morning, love. How come you slept on the couch?” The Harbinger stood, but turned from you. “No reason. I accidentally fell asleep.”

Your nose scrunched at the obvious lie. “But you brought the pillow and throw blanket from our room…” You pointed out. He sighed as he approached you and ran a hand down his face.

“Look, you said some stuff last night. It’s not a big deal so don’t make a fuss,” He demanded. Despite his words, you automatically began to get nervous. “Was it bad? I want to apologize, but I need to know what for,” You coaxed.

He stared back at you for a moment, expression unwaveringly blank. Unease stirred within you and just as you were about to plead with him again, he spoke.

“You insinuated that I would be ‘mean’ because you didn’t enjoy the party. I know that I enjoy teasing you, but… do I… take it too far?” He questioned lowly. You winced at his question. There were some days that you wished he’d take it a bit easier with his words, but you had a tough skin the majority of the time.

“I didn’t mean to make you think that you’re cruel, it’s just, I didn’t want you to be all ‘I told you so’ or something. I shouldn’t have phrased it like that,” You surmised holding your hand out to him.

Still frowning, but looking a little less hurt, he placed his hand in yours. “Well, just… tell me if it gets too much. Preferably not when drunk,” He mumbled, looking away as he squeezed your hand.

Grinning, you pressed a small kiss to the back of his hand. “Love you, Scara.” His once pale cheeks were now colored a pretty shade of pink at your words. “I guess I love you too. Or whatever.”

You couldn’t help but laughed as you wrapped your stubborn lover in a hug that, despite his grumbled protests, he returned just as eagerly.

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No, but imagine the Harbingers with an isekai-d villain AU darling who just h a t e s the fatui. I'm speaking of loathing so intense that, like, even when they're the only group that will aid them, darling just declines their help through gritted teeth and walks off as if they aren't actively being hunted down by violent worshippers.

That'd be so funny to see!

They offer their help, and Darling's like:

"Mmmmm nope! I might die without your help and everything, but I will spite you until my last breath! Bye!"

And walks straight out of Schneznaya and into the acolyte's arms.

And I mean

Diluc would respect that

"You're impersonating our god and that's absolute blasphemy and I gotta kinda kill you for that but hey if you don't like the fatui enough to die because of it I will absolutely respect that good on you"

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WHERE YOU SHOW FAVORITISM DIFFERENTLY

aka you bully people to show love<3

just thought i would start something fun for the rebrand of this blog lmao and lately, sagau (this au has turned into a pretty broad term lemme know if i should tag it as smth else) has been ROTTING my brain i love the concept behind it

this is me being self indulgent because this is EXACTLY how i would act in genshin–im not a very nice person but i show my love differently

if you guys want more characters or want to request something else, feel free to send me an ask!

includes: gender-neutral reader w/ the main bois aka albedo, childe, diluc, kaeya, and zhongli!

want other characters? take a look

Albedo

at first he doesn’t even know you’re teasing him!!!! honestly he’s just glad you want to be around him at all

you probably call him “chalk boy” just to rile him up but he doesn't even care he's like uwu a nickname? for moi? like binch i'm trying to piss u off stop looking cute!!!!!

at most you're like a cat who tries to get his attention you're semi aware you're being an inconvenience but why won't he pay attention?? (he is but this is too fun) WHAT DID YOU DO???

you think he’s paying too much attention to his experiments? boom knock over a flask!!! he’s writing something down while you’re talking to him? my pencil now heheheh that'll show him!! whatever you say

your grace.,...,.,.,just ask him to talk to you

(no he can't know!!! my pride my dignity!!!!!!)

he thinks it’s cute–he probably even does it purpose because he’s a smart lil f*cker smh if you think you're so smart why aren't you looking at me?? HUH??? stupid head*ss go back to ur chem set binch

you probably say that more times than you can count like who does he think he is??? a GENIUS??!!! your grace...,,yes

be careful though! he isn’t afraid to tease back even if you are the creator! most people think of him as apathetic with no feelings but you see right through him

“Oh? Does their Grace believe my worship is not enough? I thought you liked it when I experiment. Then what else are you here for? Hm? You couldn't have come all the way up the mountain just to stare at me...right All-Creator?"

Childe

he loves it he wants all your attention!!! he doesn't care if it's "mean"!!!! <3

"their grace wants to tease...me?"

YES U HOMICIDAL MANIAC KEEP UP

if you like banter he's your harbinger!!!!!!!!!!!!

"damn ajax you didn't die today? :/"

"well your grace tomorrow is a new day :))"

if you fight you would banter during it and he probably is like probably *heart eyes*

if you aren't however

you, an all-powerful god: no ajax I'm not gonna fight you...

childe: coward smh didn't know the creator was such a loser :/

you: *glowing eyes of DEATH*

there is SO MUCH you can bully about this man

"ajax please.,.,.,that isn't how you hold a bow"

very much high school rivals who are secretly into each other vibe

he truly loves how fun you are which makes him worship you even more if that's possible

however if you team up with scaramouche he gets SO pissy it's insane like the both of you are UNSTOPPABLE it really is scary

and obviously the more he pouts the more you bully him like c'mon babe don't give me more ammo

"Your Grace! Please don't tell Scaramouche how I fell into the lake that one time! Oh? You did? Your Grace whatever shall I do with you? Fine, fine it is a funny story. However, would you like me to tell him how you warmed me up afterward?"

also consider:

you and him are interchangeable in this exchange it depends on the time of day lmao

Diluc

oh

ohohohooh

he is SO fun to tease

at first he would just let it happen with just an odd look on his face...can't upset the creator now can he?

for the first couple of times he probably truly thinks you don't like :/ he's used to hearing people call him grumpy

but after a while and the years he's spent with kaeya he finally realizes you mean no harm

"damn master diluc who made you so grumpy today? did someone tell you that your hair looks really messy today? :/ i mean it does but they didn't have to tell you to your face...how rude"

he just rolls his eyes and continues making drinks and then checks the mirror in the backroom when you're not looking does his hair look weird DOES IT???

honestly the patrons at angel's share have never seen diluc so calm and it's when the creator is bullying teasing him?? you really are the creator!

and oh boy when he realized you do it out of FAVORITISM?? he turns red whenever you tease him it's so cute

you could tease him how stupid his superhero name is or smth when he's doing his nightly duties and he'd act like you just gave him the biggest compliment ever

you: diluc you are so lucky that most of the knights are dumb as rocks because YOU are so stupid how has nobody figured out you're batman the darknight hero?? you barely even change your appearance? i bet you change your voice to seem lower to look cooler stars above i hate you

diluc, turning into a strawberry: im in love with u

after a while he'll tease you right back, we all know that man is a bundle of dry humor wrapped up in a coat and it'll leave you flustered every time

"Thank you, your Grace I'll take your suggestions of my after-dark identity into consideration. I consider myself blessed to have such a thoughtful and amenable God watching out for me. Are you this considerate to all of your loyal subjects or do you just give me your special attention? Should I get down on my knees and thank you properly?"

Kaeya

oh lord what a menace

right off the bat he sees right through he KNOWS you tease him because he likes you because he's exactly the same

you know "how 'bout it boss" line? yeah he probably calls you boss instead of something appropriate like your actual titles he wouldn't dare call you by your actual name though that is a privilege he does not deserve

honestly the two of you probably get into fake fights on purpose just for the drama of it all

"what kind of person let alone GOD forgets to blow out a candle? you could have burned the city down? i cannot believe our "all-loving" creator hates us so that they would do this"

"maybe if you stopped drinking and put away your tits this wouldn't have happened...were you so drunk last night that you couldn't have done it yourself?"

he would probably joke that your "old world" didnt want you and spat you out to teyvat and you're like "you know what? you're probably right lmao"

he'd laugh it off and so would you but on the inside he's like did i offend them?? oh my god kaeya what the F*CK??? was that too far??? what is wrong with you????????

the knights would be MORTIFIED by the way he speaks to you

one day however a knight tries to tease you and kaeya goes OFF absolutely bonkers

he can tease you but no one else he's a bit jealous/protective

you tease him more if you find out

"Hm? Of course, I defended your honor, Boss. We can't have people thinking they can go about slandering our good creator's name. Why, yes, I do tease you from time to time but that is only in good nature and a form of worship. If you want, however, I can show you a different way I worship you."

Zhongli

now i don't want to be stereotypical with mr zhongli here, but honestly you two look like an old married couple bickering

you know those ones at restaurants that are like "i hope i die soon so i dont have see your ugly face anymore" and the other one is like "yes yes go to hell honey anyways we'll share the soup <3"

yeah that's how it goes

people are still like "wow how cute" so like who cares lmao

he thinks it's very amusing whenever you're mean to him because most of the time it only happens around other people

like once you guys are alone it's sappy as hell and he wouldn't want it any other way except nobody believes him when he says how kind you and how you even cook for him from time to time

flame his *ss for never having mora while you're paying for everything he wants ok sugar baby zhongli

you and hu tao are absolutely the worst though please do not team up against him

he counters this though by pretending how honored he is that the all-creator picked him, a lowly humble man

he is VERY grateful and shows it but cmon..."lowly humble man"? stfu morax you used to eat gods for breakfast

zhongli: everyday i thank rex lapis for allowing this union between the creator and i. i do not know what i did to deserve his praise or their grace's...rex lapis truly is amazing

you: are you f*cking kidding me

all in all though it is very cute he would be saying how pretty you look today and kisses your hand and meanwhile you're blushing super badly and you're like "you're ugly and i hate you"

he responds with a smug lil smile every time that makes you want to punch him

"Well, your grace, as much as I enjoy your teasing and vice versa, just know that I mean every word when I say how grateful I am for you to bless me with your companionship. I will gladly be the brunt of every scathing joke you make if it means I can hear your lovely voice."

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hm time to repurpose this blog for more bullshit

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