#but also hilarious

[azuritethehermit]

HELP WHAT, I WOULD BE SO HORRIFED.

flustered puppyboy mumbo knotting grian. that is all

[sunriseabram]

can you imagine being Jean Moreau and waking up in the middle of the night from a horrific night terror only to sit up and be met with the everlasting stare of a cardboard golden retriever named fucking Barkbark Von Barkenstein

[a-book-of-creatures]

Is that 100 live snakes in your trousers or are you just happy to see me

[softiedingo]

this man is pure ✨️chaotic energy✨️

[starlightshadowsworld]

Tokyo revengers anime:

Inupi: I am not Akane! I am Seishu!

Episode immediately cuts to the end.

The ending: 🎶Say my name🎶

[hannibard]

me: can we get Jaskier?

mom: we have Jaskier at home

Jaskier at home:

[sga-owns-my-soul]

"So why do people keep calling you two 'Spirk'?"

[sarascamander]

I think it's so funny that in their university year, Ava and Eli chased away each other's potential partner due to pure spite and it became a game to them. Like Ava did it first as a fuck you Eli, no women on earth deserve your salty ass and then Eli retaliate but he took the game so far that men literally disappeared 💀 he was not even interested in Ava at that time, he was just playing a game 💀💀

[dragonmasterhiccup]

She let out a tiny yawn, snuggling further into Valka. “I wish I could see what you guys see, ‘cause I don’t think I’m that special…”

———

Closing the sketchbook, she set that and the pencil on the small table next to the couch, scooting over to give Hiccup some more room.

“O-oh, um… I didn’t know there was more than one way to hold her…”

Looking over at Hiccup and Zephyr, she concluded, “Can she just go on my lap? Since that’s easier…”

Smiling, he agreed.

Lifting Zephyr up, he moved her over to Danny, settling her on the girl's lap.

He didn't let go, though. Not yet.

"Alright, wrap an arm around her waist, just like that, perfect! And when I let go, use your other hand right where mine is. Ready?"

[into-the-grey]

So fun fact, turns out if you have that little chrome extension that changes words on webpages to whatever word you wanna see, and you have it set to change Y/N to something else, and you post a self insert fanfic with that extension enabled, there is a slight chance you’ll accidentally fuck up the post by filling it with the name you chose to fill in for Y/N

I am mortified and if any of yall saw that, no you didn’t 😂😂😂

[blueteller]

Me, casually: "Huh, I haven't read SSS-Class Suicide Hunter's Manhwa in a while... Why not catch up with it again"

After reading chapter 78:

Me: *critical hit*

[boxofbonesfic]

i giggle every time i see an “accidental flag” post because y’all know good and goddamn well it takes three separate steps to flag a post.

you didn’t do it by accident lmao stop telling on yourselves😂

[bluemoonperegrine]

Jack: Elsa.

Elsa: This better not be another pun.

Jack: *pouts*

Elsa: *ignores*

Jack: *pouts harder*

Elsa: *sighs* Okay, what?

Jack (grinning): Do you know what mouse bars were called during Prohibition?

Elsa: No, but I think I'm about to find out.

Jack: Squeakeasies!

Elsa:

Source

[bxwieknife]

There’s nothing more sobering of an experience than explaining Beastars to like 7 coworkers between their late twenties and early forties

[inahallucination]

i hear that ppl r forming parasocial relationships with social media accounts too not just celebs/influencers 

[watery-melon-baller]

incredibly strange event happening rn: i have two friends from different towns, going to different schools. they have no way of possibly knowing each other. but somehow, they not only happened to sit next to each other on a train, but after talking both realized they're friends with ME and texted me at the same time to double-check if they were friends with the same lilac. they were. im losing my mind. what are the odds