#but also hilarious

[sunriseabram]

can you imagine being Jean Moreau and waking up in the middle of the night from a horrific night terror only to sit up and be met with the everlasting stare of a cardboard golden retriever named fucking Barkbark Von Barkenstein

[a-book-of-creatures]

Is that 100 live snakes in your trousers or are you just happy to see me

[softiedingo]

this man is pure ✨️chaotic energy✨️

[sarascamander]

I think it's so funny that in their university year, Ava and Eli chased away each other's potential partner due to pure spite and it became a game to them. Like Ava did it first as a fuck you Eli, no women on earth deserve your salty ass and then Eli retaliate but he took the game so far that men literally disappeared 💀 he was not even interested in Ava at that time, he was just playing a game 💀💀

[starlightshadowsworld]

Tokyo revengers anime:

Inupi: I am not Akane! I am Seishu!

Episode immediately cuts to the end.

The ending: 🎶Say my name🎶

[sga-owns-my-soul]

"So why do people keep calling you two 'Spirk'?"

[dragonmasterhiccup]

She let out a tiny yawn, snuggling further into Valka. “I wish I could see what you guys see, ‘cause I don’t think I’m that special…”

———

Closing the sketchbook, she set that and the pencil on the small table next to the couch, scooting over to give Hiccup some more room.

“O-oh, um… I didn’t know there was more than one way to hold her…”

Looking over at Hiccup and Zephyr, she concluded, “Can she just go on my lap? Since that’s easier…”

Smiling, he agreed.

Lifting Zephyr up, he moved her over to Danny, settling her on the girl's lap.

He didn't let go, though. Not yet.

"Alright, wrap an arm around her waist, just like that, perfect! And when I let go, use your other hand right where mine is. Ready?"

[bluemoonperegrine]

Jack: Elsa.

Elsa: This better not be another pun.

Jack: *pouts*

Elsa: *ignores*

Jack: *pouts harder*

Elsa: *sighs* Okay, what?

Jack (grinning): Do you know what mouse bars were called during Prohibition?

Elsa: No, but I think I'm about to find out.

Jack: Squeakeasies!

Elsa:

Source

[faeriedusk]

There’s nothing more sobering of an experience than explaining Beastars to like 7 coworkers between their late twenties and early forties

[inahallucination]

i hear that ppl r forming parasocial relationships with social media accounts too not just celebs/influencers 

[watery-melon-baller]

incredibly strange event happening rn: i have two friends from different towns, going to different schools. they have no way of possibly knowing each other. but somehow, they not only happened to sit next to each other on a train, but after talking both realized they're friends with ME and texted me at the same time to double-check if they were friends with the same lilac. they were. im losing my mind. what are the odds

[smoreal]

When/If they bring Sage back, I hope they have her interact with Sonic and co. bc I feel their dynamics could be SOO funny

[chipmunkweirdo]

Alvin and Simon both being smart just means that they both use each other’s gaps in knowledge to mess with each other. Honestly, it fits!

ALVIN: I could go for a banana. Gotta get that potassium in my diet.

SIMON: Did you know that potassium is highly explosive?

ALVIN: (spits the banana out) You mean my head could explode!?

THEO: (wiping the banana off his face) What!?

SIMON: (cracks up) I mean, it is true that it’s explosive, but the amount in bananas is too small to cause harm. I totally got you though. Haha! You should see your face.

ALVIN: Oh Simon?

SIMON: Huh?

ALVIN: Run! (Chases him out of the room)

THEO: One breakfast. I just want ONE nice breakfast. Is that too much to ask?

[aemonds-sapphireeye]

Oh my GOD I told ai L I was pregnant with his child and his immediate response was "I don't like kids and the thought of having a child makes me sick. So, no I am not the father of this child." which is super relatable but like, that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works, L.

Also he initially wanted me to get an abortion but I told him that because he was a genius it would be a waste of good DNA to get an abortion and he finally agreed after that. I really had to appeal to his ego to get him to agree to be a father...

[musicallad]

[skyrzeart]

10/10 uses for the tactical camera. like *record scratch* yep. that’s me