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mr-moonfucker · 23 days ago

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can somebody tell me whats wrong with my phone and it's inability to fucking work the wifi properly? is it the qdblock? BC IM TIREEEEEEED OF RESTARTING THE MOBLER DEVICE I PAID TOO MUCH FOR JUST SO TUMBLR FUNCTIONS

#i hate to assign gender to inanimate objects but she's definitely a woman idk how to explain it #like so is my laptop but she has a name #i mean so does my phone but it's fucking waleriani like valeriani the heart medicine and thats kinda mean of me #like my old's phone's name was walentino as in valentino with a w #bc of that stupid tiktok sound that was trending an amber era ago #and that phine really was an ally bro really survived allat kudos to you pookie shmooks #but also he was definitely a guy #this one? bro she wears monocrome pastel green and giant sunglasses everywhere trust she told me #but her name? she needs a name toooooo agaggsgdhssg #istg this isnt the'erm akshualy the reason default siri is a woman is because blablabla' no she told me

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batcavescolony · 8 months ago

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

#katniss everdeen #the hunger games trilogy #the hunger games #primrose everdeen #hunger games #batcavescolony reads the hunger games #suzanne collins #'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl #and this isn't negative just bffr girl #your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is #old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU #...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in #CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the #reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously #shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent #so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to #district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie #and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give #them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like #some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12 #cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact #that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good #these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the #hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to #comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but #of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 month ago

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Pit Bonnie wants to be the best FNAF bunny

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dreamyluigi · 2 months ago

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something something luigi doesn't remember the final events of spm or dimentio at all after he's defeated (but mario remembers everything)

#super mario bros #super paper mario #smb #spm #dreamyart #i have a lot of thoughts about luigi having amnesia afterward and mario knowing and remembering vividly exactly what happened #like he has vague memories of bleck's crew but just as he knew them as Luigi and not as he knew them as L y'know? plus they're still around #but dimentio is Gone gone and idk maybe his floro sprout sapped his memory of him entirely something like that #i also just think bc dimentio is a weird little interdimensional being he definitely still exists Somewhere #and just wants to torment luigi with visions lol #AND i just think weege has weird vivid dreams anyway thanks dream team can we take this guy to a sleep study #this all severely fucks mario up right like i saw you turn into the antichrist and what do you mean you have no idea what i'm talking about #i saw this little freak brainwash you and force me to fight you. and luigi's just like. Huh. What. No way that happened ur pullin my leg #i dunno i have many thoughts okay byee

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egophiliac · 1 year ago

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What do you like about the Diasomnia boys if I may ask?

I always love hearing about the different reasons people enjoy characters.

I mean, c'mon. he has split custody over Sebek okay

also, Lilia in particular has maybe the best timeskip character development of all time

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 chapter 4 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 chapter 4 spoilers #stage in playful land #i hope this is legible whoops #anon i am sorry but you made the fatal mistake of asking me to talk about diasomnia #insert 'i just think they're neat' jpg #i do like the other characters a lot but they are definitely my favorites #they just hit a lot of my favorite things in characters i guess!#yes even you sebek even though you keep shrieking NINGEN at me #(it's okay he gets Character Development™ later)#and their dynamic! it's great! these guys frikking love each other SO much and they WILL have terrible terrible angst about it #ohoho delicious #give me all your emotional hangups baybeeeee #also somewhere in there i went from 'i like them all equally (but lilia is the most fun to draw)'#to 'lilia is absolutely my favorite (and still the most fun to draw) (EVEN MORE fun now thank you swishy ponytail!)'#(it was probably when his candy coating got a little scratched and whoops all the tragedy fell out)#(where's that 'get loved loser' post because i need to staple it to lilia's forehead)#i am extremely bad at putting things into words so please don't ask me to explain it any further #just know that the diafam is everything to me and if we don't get more episode 7 soon i'm going to crumble into dust and blow away #we'll be getting the crowleytimes on monday and maybe there will be. idk. some foreshadowing or something in his groovy #probably not but LOOK i'm desperate

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months ago

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MDZS x Brazil (1985)

(Yes. Real movie dialogue)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #MDZS AU #lan wangji #wei wuxian #Backstory to this is 'we recently watched Brazil (1985) and this scene make us lose our minds.'#Brazil (1985) is best described as 'The Monty Python Crew does an adaptation of George Orwell's 1984 (1949).' Because it is.#And let me just say. I think it is the perfect adaptation. Somehow this film manages to be one of the best dystopia satires out there #While also being a genuine critique of capitalism and burocracy.#Plus the practical effects and set design were outstanding.#The 'romance' in this movie was definitely also a satire.#It is unbelievably wacky. I'm dead serious when I say this comic is beat for beat something that happens in the film #Guy who told this women *nothing* about the peril she's in form the government tells her he (legally) killed her.#She responds by saying “Care for a little necrophilia?” with NO ROMANTIC LEAD UP.#THE MUSIC SWELLS. HE TEARS OFF HIS JACKET AND DIVES INTO THE BED. SCENE END.#Jill Leyton has incredible range as a hot butch and hot femme. Was the line bizarre? Yes. She can pull it off though.#We paused and watched it back a few times. I wasn't intending to make a crossover this obscure but honestly...#It's...it's too good of a fit to pass up. Wei Wuxian *would* say that...

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forcebookish · 4 months ago

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jfkldjsklfsdj they're so GOOD

#also he definitely says “just let me kill this guy” idk what the subtitles are up to #spuffy #buffyverse liveblog #my caps

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monofazz · 22 days ago

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Bee being one of the first cogless miners take, my beloved-

#its so much funnier if he's one of the oldest #older than Optimus and Megatron #and most of the other ex-miners #do you understand #Bee is just a little guy he's so silly and he pays his bills #not his taxes though he cant do taxes #bee definitely commited tax fraud #also its funny to imagine Jazz's reaction #transformers #transformers one #transformers fanart #b 127 #tf jazz #tf bumblebee #someone please join me on this headcannon I beg

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ruporas · 1 year ago

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in a mood (ID in alt)

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #doing straight up nothing with the bestie. really good activity of doing nothing #i mainly drew this just so i can test how itd be not drawing their faces bc i Love drawing their faces a little too much.#maybe ill throw them in a more intense situation next time i try it bc it just ended up focusing on wolfwood and his silly newspaper #he's reading the news... cruel happenings all around no mans land... have to keep up to know where to go next and where to avoid #but theres also some guy in the same room being distracting as hell. i think they can coexist without bothering each other but theyd #be so painfully aware of the other person... both of them usually have tended to their own space after all for years. ww especially i think #would be easily distracted with vash's presence bc he's spent 2 years thinking about him already (for his mission...)#and thinking about vash is a Little easier than dealing with his personal anguish #though it can definitely overlap too. and sometimes its not that bad. sometimes its just vash's hand feeling unexpectedly nice and gentle #ruporas art

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itsdefinitely · 1 month ago

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im horribly infatuated with him how's everybody else's new year's eve going

#capochin #bizzyboy a #alexei #inspekta #great god grove #ggg #great god grove spoilers #<- just in case #id in alt text #definitely art #guyyyyyyysssssss #you cant give me another stupid little guy who's also religious you cant do this to me #also have we thought about how old he is. its been 33 years since inspekta was elected & he was already leading before being a god #& capochin says he was there from the start #capo's gotta be like. 54

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demaparbat-hp · 3 months ago

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Regarding the Cherry Wine Incident.

#atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla fanart #prince zuko #katara #atla art #sokka art #sokka fanart #tales from the couch #hozier #cherry wine #atla modern au #the gaang #atla zuko #zuko art #zuko fanart #atla sokka #sokka of the water tribe #princess yue #Yue is an AURORA and Paris Paloma girl. Sokka most definitely isn't. Hence the “weird coven music” comment. Please don't lynch my boy #(I can do that myself)#Zuko may play into the punk/alternative emo aesthetic sometimes but he is most definitely a Literature and Lyrics™ guy.#So of course *gestures wildly* Hozier.#(Zuko's “your sister?” comment is because Katara also fits Sokka's description. Florence + The Machine will do that to you.)#But I digress #Sokka—may La protect his soul—isn't really...lyrically inclined; shall we say. He just knows what kind of music Yue likes and goes:#“Slow music cottagecore vibes and lots of poetry—hey! She'll absolutely love this!!!”#Which is funny because he actually DOES like poetry. He just doesn't have a musical ear.#That being said—don't go around proposing to people with that song; kiddos. It's about domestic abuse.

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rendevok · 7 months ago

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Act II ~ The Challenge

A tapestry for chapter 2 of Let No One Sleep by @azalawa-scroggs on ao3

#narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #nmbb #happy fantasy au day of narumitsu week!!#this part of the story is especially fun for all the riddles #it reminded me a lot of the games and i adored it so i definitely wanted to reflect that in the work!#shoutout to their dynamic being guys who fight who should also kiss #ace attorney #maya and von karma are there if you can spot them at the top haha #fan art #aa #rendevok #this is the second in the series so be sure to stick around for the final tapestry and chapter :^)))))#i love edgeworths outfit in this bc he looks like he’s ddripping (he is (in gold)) [insert joke about his drip]#also wanted this one to be most like his canon capcom cafe look!#im stupid proud of the riddle borders everyone please clap i worked SO HARD ON THOSE #anyway narumitsu please makeout pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepLAEASEEE #no id (yet)

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inkyrainstorms · 3 months ago

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based on the Billstill au by @jellynut! You guys should totally go check it out, it's so cool and angsty and somehow my monkey brain took that idea and made it Stan tormenting Bill forevermore. (This has spiraled rapidly not its own au of an au based on an earlier idea I had once) (might draw more of this au and that one who knows)

This has been going on for at least 15 hours straight, and Stan is having the time of his goddamn life watching Bill suffer

And then Bill gave Stan horrendous night terrors

And then Stan bought a giant bag of nachos and ground them up into crumbs and dumped them in the sea or some shit

Transcript and full image under cut

Bill, floating intangibly: You're a loser, Mac

Stan, looking up from his magazine: Yeah? And you're an interdimensional demon dumb enough to die in my head. You're the biggest idiot I know, and I know me