#but also @ boris johnson

[changing-my-username]

Keir should resign, but the reason Boris was forced out had nothing to do with a slice of cake, or a jam sandwich, or whatever article of food it might have been. Boris partied during the height of a global pandemic, when he was telling everybody that they couldn't leave their homes, through fear of killing your elderly relatives with Covid. Boris backed that dickhead Owen Paterson during his lobbying scandal. Boris said "Pincher by name, pincher by nature" in reference to Chris Pincher's sexual misconduct. Boris became the first Prime Minister to receive a fine, having been found to have broken lockdown rules that he imposed (runner up Rishi was also fined, not that he'd have noticed). Boris once said he'd rather "let the bodies pile high in their thousands" than impose a 2nd lockdown. Need I go on?

TLDR: Nobody gives a shit about Boris' fucking birthday cake. Boris "resigned" because the Tories finally realized how incompetent he is.

[crazyw3irdo]

6 and Batman!

he’s always right, you’re never right / (get me out of here) / ‘cause you’re just scared / you’re just scared of the future - model buses by lovejoy

[rustyelias]

Listening to rqg when sleepy turns me into a even bigger hater of bertie

Why is he the worst ever? Why is he so punchable?

[carnageacorn]

the thing about british panel shows that i REALLY like, why i watch them instead of individual british stand up, is that i usually like, if i'm lucky, half the comedians on any given panel. BUT! all of the comedians on the panel ALSO only like half the comedians on the panel. and its a different set for each of them. so no matter what i will get to watch comedians i do like be mean to comedians i dont like, who are british, so they doubly deserve it. i will watch jimmy carr on purpose with great frequency so long as he gets made fun of for every single joke he makes.

[nikkisticki]

I gain a sick thrill watching Spotify desperately attempt to fight off Ublock, attempting to display the "playback is not supported" on two refreshes only for it to work fine on the third.

This is the closest I'll get IRL to a Digimon battle

[waters-and-the-wilde]

diversity win! the worst customer ever reads you as the gender you intentionally presented and uses the right pronouns without being prompted!

[jenovacomplete]

parents are watching sky news in the lounge room and right after an excruciatingly long segment defending trump and insisting that his indictments are an obvious abuse of power they played an ad declaring that the show was sponsored by... trumplive... to promote him coming to australia... Mate...

[defending-harmony]

USians 🤝 Britains

Hating the other country's WORST leaders and celebrating their deaths

[troonwolf]

people need to be more wary when making fun of a country’s politics not to take it out on people who are just forced to live there

like yes it’s funny the UK standards of living are plummeting since Brexit, it’s not funny that plenty of folk in the UK are cold, starving, homeless, and that there will be more and more of us experiencing these things in the next decade

also annoying because when folk do this type of stuff @ Americans there’s like a million PSAs a second talking about how vulnerable citizens who don’t get a choice of where they live shouldn’t be made fun of because they can’t access medical care, but y’all will see an article on the rise of British homelessness and are like LOL TERF ISLAND!!! POLANDSWEEP!!! LOL SO FUNNEE!!! completely ignoring the fact that the grand majority of the people suffering aren’t going to be the lawmakers and the powerful bigots, it’s going to be the lower class queer people, disabled people, and POC who were already struggling and will now be struggling even more

geopolitics isn’t a popularity contest Karen people are dying

[ctl-yuejie]

@howdydowdy​

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

[underthewingsofthblackeagle]

Storm Boris is lashing large parts of central and eastern Europe. Torrential rains, high winds and flooding have killed people in Romania, Poland and Austria. Thousands more have been forced to flee as water levels rise - washing away homes and livestock. Authorities in the Czech Republic say four people are missing. Forecasters warn the worst may be yet to come. --------------------------------------

My heart goes out to all my followers in Romania and the other countries which are effected by this catastrophe. As much as you can, please stay safe.

[diamondnokouzai]

eulalie is such a pretty name. wish it were associated with better people.

[foxmulderautism]

i get that donald trump has said some funny goofy things and his random comments on pop culture drama or whatever is entertaining but it's weird and sooo frustrating to see people talk about him like he's just a funny little guy now. i saw a post joking about how he would have made a good drag queen and i'm like can we PLEASE remember who we're talking about

[formulapisces]

i went into an antique shop today and saw many bayonets, ‘‘twas a fine day

[flootzavut]

Boris Johnson being an ignorant toenail is sadly not surprising to me, but this may be a new low.

So, Boris Johnson wrote an essay in which he talked about the Sistine Chapel and then said : “There is nothing like it in Muslim art of that or any age, not just because it is beyond the technical accomplishment of Islamic art, but because it is so theologically offensive to Islam.”

BITCH

NOT TO MENTION the fact that the prohibition against direct images in Islam was actually the reason for the development of the incredible advances in higher mathematics of the Islamic Golden Age because they were required to create these structures. The Islamic World basically took the ban on images as a “hold my beer” thing and created an entire artistic culture based on mathematics and architecture where art and science fed into and glorified each other, 700 years before the Italian Renaissance.

In conclusion

[thekneesofthegods]

jasper griffin voice sometimes homosexuals behave in ways that sort of almost remind you of a couple