#but after looking up midwestern dishes for 2 minutes i started dry heaving | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

5eraphim · 1 year ago

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i love all the tags on this post so much its unreal

to be fair- its a pile of coke on medic AND spy's graphic.

i forgot about his sour cream. absolutely mortified. i'll never recover from this. humiliated.

WAIT HAS HE BEEN DRINKING THE JARATE ALL ALONG??

peepaw moment 🥰🥵

posting this here instead of on main, but its a solid gold ask, honestly. also got me thinkin of what i would headcanon the merc's food preferences would be, and i made some collages of what i imagine they would provide and share with their "long-term guests/off the grid roommate"

all speculation obvi- except medic and his old man candies. that one's just canon.

#i have no idea if engie would be into topochico but everytime i go to austin its EVERYWHERE down there #srb #i was gonna try to make soldier's themed around the american midwest bc thats were i like to think hes from #but after looking up midwestern dishes for 2 minutes i started dry heaving #im kidding but also whyyyyy is the food like that?#meat atrocities and salads from HELL #no disrespect if thats what u grew up with/thats what yr nostalgic for nd all #but you see where im coming from? you see how it looks a lil.... off putting for outsiders?

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