#but actually because he’s INCREDIBLY quiet and shy just like all my favs

[tanjir0se]

I’m working on part 3 of something stupid rn in time for rengiyuu Wednesday and I’m giving myself fucking cavities lol they’re so fucking cute I can’t STAND THEIR DUMB ASSES.

[taesankisser]

hi sol my love ! i adore your writing sm, but idk much about bnd other than listening to a few songs here and there :(( but i wILL continue reading your works!! so i wanted to know some curiosities that you think are cool about the members and ur faves videos/interviews with them, like, what i need to consume to know them more?

no need to answer tho, i know ur not googlejejdjejd but i wanted to get closer to your writing 💝

sending kisses mwa mwa take care n have a good day ♡

this is so incredibly sweet i could cry 😭 thank you for liking my work and wanting to continue reading!! i appreciate you so so much! HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY 💗

oh my goodness I LOVE THIS QUESTION EEK the google comment made me laugh, i promise i do not mind in the slightest, you are giving me an EXCUSE to YAP about my favorite boys!! anywayz this might be a lil long so here’s a guide to get to know bnd and how i learned their personalities! i hope this helps you get to know them a bit more <33

first off you can’t go wrong with watching funnextdoor!! it’s the first video of theirs that i watched and it gives a lot of insight into them in their natural habitat (their dorms) as well as gives a glimpse into their bonds with each other! it’s so cute because the 2nd ep especially is where they all go on various adventures (some by themselves + some with other members!) and then they go on this lil retreat ugh it’s so sweet! this show really gives you a good idea of each member’s personality <3

next is to watch “what? door!” that’s like their version of txt’s to do if you’re familiar with that?? my favorite episodes are 3-4, which is where they work in pairs and go on missions to collect hearts and they are SO funny! i almost lost my mind seeing leehan run full force after myungjae stole his hearts i had no idea he could even run that fast i’m giggling writing this rn-

also love eps 5-6 of what? door! that’s where they go and work at an amusement park and they work in pairs at different jobs! it’s actually so sweet because you are able to see them interact with kids! afterwards once their shifts are over they’re able to enjoy the park so you get to see them have a lot of fun (except my lil scaredy cat taesan LMAO) these eps are just my fav because they’re so cute and i love seeing them have fun and enjoying themselves ugh i literally love them so much

another thing i did but more so to help with understanding their personalities for my writing is looking into each member’s mbti! it helped me get a good grasp of their general personalities bc ofc they aren’t limited to their 4 letters as they’re all unique and different <3

here’s a few random/defining characteristics (at least imo) for the members:

sungho: the mom of the group, loves soccer/sports/working out, giggles a LOT, neat, radiates the kinda energy of a person who is good at everything, more logical and levelheaded, he’s the main vocal and myungjae nicknamed him yeppi <3

riwoo: he’s our main dancer, loves food/desserts (so much so to the point where he said if he could have a superpower he’d want to be able to time travel so he could eat till he was full then go back in time to before he ate so he could eat again), he’s quiet, so incredibly endearing, dad joke enthusiast, short king

myungjae: puppy, loud, hypeman, apart of the riwoo love club (me too jae… me too… tbh he’s probably our president), the leader! big brain bc iirc he writes their songs! he’s so lovable and extroverted, he’s sensitive and cries a lot but that makes him even more lovable imo

taesan: giant mountain, cat, tall boy, apart of the producing club with jae, he’s an allrounder, king of teasing his members fr, he looks scary but is actually shy, doesn’t like being called cute (but is very much the cutest), riwoo lover #2

leehan: fish enthusiast, the best listener in the group, gets shy if you call him handsome, riwoo lover #3, the oddball of the group but not like ehehe he’s so quirky no he’s actually straight up weird like a literal enigma and once ate fish food (i’m madly in love w him)

woonhak: the coolest teenager i’ve ever seen (i am afraid of teenagers but i wouldn’t be scared to walk past him if i saw him in the wild), loud boy, teased relentlessly but they love him so much, has an incredible stage presence, a cutie patootie that bnd would protect with their lives

[captain-kinda-trash]

Karaoke (Bayverse! Boys headcanons) 200 follower celebration!! <3

you decide to surprise the boys with a karaoke machine for their mutation day <3

and what better way to spend a night away from patrolling than tipsy karaoke with your family and friends?

Leo ~

OMG

THIS BOY GETS INTO IT

sure, it'll take a couple of drinks to loosen him up

leo doesn't want to screw up his "eldest-and-therefore-most-mature" reputation

actually has a very pleasant singing voice 🥰💙

though he's a bit on the shy and quiet side at first

let him get a little more loosened up, he'll be more confident then <33

MICHAEL BUBLÉ WHO?? 👀

HE SINGS SO MANY MICHAEL BUBLÉ SONGS IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY~

and elton john (3

AND frank sinatra

leo CARRIES that shit hard

His go-to karaoke songs are without argument,

Feeling Good (Michael bublé)

Hello Hello (Elton John)

L-O-V-E (Nat King Cole)

Everything (Michael Bublé)

WHICH, BY THE WAY...

he will make eye contact with you EVERY

SINGLE

TIME

The beat drops on either songs

and he fucking winks

All of the boys (including vern and casey) rolling their eyes when he does so 🙄

leo tries to be serenading

which totally works btw

will do the little hip sway thingy when he sings, just for the hell of it

so sappy 🥴

I also strongly believe that each boy holds a Disney song close to their heart

Leo's fav is probably "Go the Distance" from Hercules, OR "Make a Man Out of You" (Mulan)

THEY DESCRIBE HIM SO DARN WELL??

will not hesitate to hold a hand out and pull you up on the stage just to spin and dip you 🥰💙

MY HEART

April loves it so much omg--

soooo cute 😫💙

Raph ~

ooh YOU ARE NOT READY

We love raphie

he doesn't need a lot of drinks to get up and sing, you've just gotta hype him up <33

"Aw Nah, you guys don' wanna hear me sing, I suck, heh,"

"GO RAPH, YOU'RE AWESOME"

"DAMN RIGHT, I'M GOIN UP THERE NOW--"

Raph's voice, at least what I would think, isn't necessarily considered "made for singing"

nevertheless it's pretty good

DEFINITELY a rap man, endless rap songs w/ mikey ❤🧡

Also deep down he is a real sucker for high school musical duets 🥰

(only for you, bby <33)

gets really into it with the right amount of motivation

he'll do the little stage hop, it's the BEST

raphie gets so excited!!

You wanna hype him up even more??

Sit on his shoulders or the top of his shell while he sings

HE WILL SING SO LOUD

Start clapping for him from the audience please 😫

Go-to songs are

"Till I Collapse" (Eminem) and you can BET YOUR ASS HE WILL RAP EVERY WORD

Teenage Dirtbag (Cavetown, chloe moriondo) which he will duet with YOU ONLY

ANIMALS (maroon five) HE IS SO HOT SINGING THIS 😳❤

I'm too sexy (Right Said Fred)

^^ Raph WILL point at you, wiggle his eyebrows, ROLL HIS HOT BOD, AND WINK THE WHOLE TIME HE SINGS THIS

*melts*

Disney song has to be After Today from The Goofy Movie

HE WILL 100% SING A BEAUTY AND THE BEAST SONG W/ YOU

He can relate to that song ALOT

and he even does the little voices for each character 😂❤

YOU SINGING ELECTRIC LOVE AND THEN GIVE RAPH A BIG OL SMOOCH WHEN THE BEAT DROPS

HE WILL DIE

he'll do the goofy hunchover, having to lean way down when you kiss him

there are visible cartoon hearts dancing around his head 🥰

Raph is so fun to be around when karaoke is happening~

Donnie ~

Donnie is definitely on the shy side when it comes to singing

EVEN THOUGH HE IS SO GOOD AT IT, WHAT?? 🤨💜

Definitely gonna need a few drinks before mikey can shove him onto the stage

he's just standing there like: "🕴"

finally, after some encouragement, our adorable nerd, although flustered, will participate

HIS VOICE IS INCREDIBLE

starts off very soft, shy, but will get INTO IT

this boy loves 80's rock, don't even get me started 💜💜

WILL 100% SING HEATHER, JUST BECAUSE HE'S "THAT BOY"

Mikey trying to hop up next to him and join

Donnie just hip checks him out of the scene--

HE'S THE MAIN CHARACTER NOW, THERE'S NO GOING BACK 💅😫

favorite songs to sing ~

People Watching (Conan Grey)

Somebody's Watching Me (Rockwell)

She Blinded Me with Science (Thomas Dolby) thanks Turtle-babe 😉

Scotty Doesn't Know (Lustra)

^^ THE WAY EVERYONES JAWS DROP WHEN HE GOES HARD WITH THIS ONE

AIR THRUSTING AND EVERYTHING 💀💜

Also just might take his glasses off for an intense head thrashing sesh

BECAUSE HE WILL

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THIS BOY

*air guitar solo, like 4 times*

He EATS up all the attention given to him

even though he won't admit it

"Go DONNIE!!"

Disney song???

Lost in The Woods (Frozen)

IT'S HIS SONG 😭💜

PICKS YOU UP BRIDAL STYLE AND SPINS YOU

passes tf out right after

he's so exhausted from being too amazing 😫💅

Mikey ~

Sorry have you MET this boy?? 🤨

MADE for karaoke

Has arguably the "worst" singing voice out of everyone

which honestly isn't even bad, just lots of voice cracks and some off key yelling

raph gives him so much shit for it, but he could care less

poor baby 😂🧡

BUT HIS ENERGY IS WHERE ITS AT, SWEET LAWD

sucker for duets, LITERALLY WITH ANYONE

LIVES for Bruno Mars and every Disney song to ever exist

Karaoke songs ~

Never Ever Getting Rid of Me (Christopher Fitzgerald)

Leave the Door Open (Bruno Mars) Similar to the Raph thing, ROLLING THE BODY, WINKING, POINTING DIRECTLY AT YOU

DEAD 💀🧡

Dear Maria, Count Me in (All Time Low)

Fantasy (Mariah Carey)

Any Disney song, LITERALLY

LET IT GO, PLEASE LET HIM SING IT, HE KNOWS ALL THE WORDS

can't convince me that he won't do a duet with Vern

Put those two on stage, they are unstoppable

A whole new world (From Aladdin), but it's Mikey and Vern dramatically batting their eyelashes at each other 😂🧡🧡

*lifts vern in the air and spins him around*

"JEALOUS, JONES?!"

CRYING OMG 😭

He dances the most on stage, and this boy is incredible at it

Poor Mikey's back hurts from absolutely CARRYING karaoke night

Bonus// Extras because y'all deserve it <3

ALL 4 OF THE BOYS SINGING "I WANT IT THAT WAY"

IT 👏 IS 👏 CANON 👏

"I WANT IT THAT WAY"

*cue mikey sliding on his knees and pointing at you*

Also, THEY ARE SO HAPPY YOU AND APRIL GET UP THERE

April singing Material Girl and Build a Bitch because she is a GIRLBOSS 💅🥰

THEY LOSE THEIR SHIT WHEN YOU START SINGING CPR BY CUPCAKE??!

Innocent reader?!!

WHO TF ARE THEY??

*reader going HARD with the lyrics*

Leo can't tell if he's surprised or low-key turned on?? 😳

Mikey and Raph are your hype men!!! 🧡❤

Casey getting in on the action too 🖤

The boys pretending to be your band

playing air instruments while you sing Still Into You (Paramore) because they just love you so much 💙❤💜🧡

Supportive boys 🥰

Reader also singing Enchanted (Taylor Swift) while looking at Leo 👀

SPLINTER GETTING IT

RAT DAD WILL SING CARELESS WHISPERS, NO SHAME

If Leo, Vern and/or Raph get enough applause (or alcohol in their system) THEY WILL THROW IT BACK

You and raph are just iconic with your duos

AND MIKEY WON'T HESITATE TO GIVE SOMEONE A LAP DANCE 😭💀🧡🧡

Overall, it's incredibly hilarious and fun on karaoke nights with everyone,

OMG THIS WAS SO FUN!!! THANK YOU GUYS AGAIN FOR 200!! YOU ARE ALL THE LIGHTS OF MY LIFE!

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Thanks everyone!! Hope you all enjoyed reading!!! 🥰🥰🍓

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tag 9 people to learn more about their interests

tagged by: @enniomorricone :)

MUSIC

fave genre? indie/alternative rock, and pop but not really current pop more like 80s/90s.

fave artist? bastille, twenty one pilots, fleetwood mac, the clash, the smiths, abba, probably a lot more i can’t think of right now.

fave song? my joint favourite songs are ‘with or without you — u2′ and ‘landslide — fleetwood mac’

most listened song recently? 'song for zula — phosphorescent’ it’s become one of my favoure songs ever.

song currently stuck in your head?  any abba song because i was listening to them a lot earlier.

5 fave lyrics?

“It’s a hell of a long way to fall just to learn to get up” — the mess, the naked and famous.

“But now it’s just another show / and you leave them laughing when you go / and if you care, don’t let them know / don’t give yourself away / i’ve looked at love from both sides now / from give and take and still somehow / it’s loves illusions that i recall / i really don’t know love at all.” — both sides now, joni mitchell (this entire song though! really hard to choose lyrically because it’s a masterpiece).

“See, honey, i saw love / you see it came to me / it put it’s face up to my face so i could see / yeah then i saw love, disfugure me / into something i am not recognising / see the cage, it called, i said come on in / i will not open myself up this way again / but my heart is wild and my bones are steel / and i could kill you with my bare hands if i was free.” — song for zula, phosphorescent.

"Oh, mirror in the sky, what is love? / can the child within my heart rise above? / can i sail through the changing ocean tides? / can i handle the seasons of my life? / well, i’ve been afraid of changing / ‘cause i’ve built my life around you / but time makes you bolder / even children get older / and i’m getting older too.” — landslide, fleetwood mac.

“And then you put your hand in mine / and pulled me back from things divine / stop looking up for heaven / waiting to be buried / and all their words for glory / they always sounded empty / when we’re looking up for heaven.” — bastille, glory.

radio or your own playlist | solo artists or bands | pop or indie (depends!) | loud or silent volume in-between! I slow or fast songs | music video or lyrics video | speakers or headset | riding a bus in silence or while listening to music | driving in silence or with radio on.

BOOKS

fav book genre? just fiction in general. i’ve kind of grown out of young adult so i don’t really read a lot of that, and have been reading classics lately. just any books that make you really think and are written so beautifully that you can highlight quote after quote. i’ve also been reading a lot of non fiction spiritual books lately.

fav writer? recently, taylor jenkins reid. i’ve read two of her books and they’re incredibly gripping. love the simplicity and warmth of benjamin alire saenz as well, the care that ari & dante was written with. and also emily dickinson, especially her letters in particular to susan are just gorgeous.

fav book? aristotle & dante discover the secrets of the universe, wuthering heights, little women, a little life, and recently the seven husbands of evelyn hugo.

fav book series? i don’t really read book series, so the only thing coming to mind is harry potter which i only read for the first time about five years ago now.

comfort book? little women and aristotle & dante.

perfect book to read on a rainy day? any easy read, probably several i listed above.

fave characters? aristotle & dante, jo & beth march (little women), mina murray (dracula).

5 quotes from your fave books that you know by heart?

“You teach me now how cruel you’ve been — cruel and false. why did you despise me? why did you betray your own heart, cathy? i have not one word of comfort. you deserve this. you have killed yourself. yes, you may kiss me, and cry; and wring out my kisses and tears: they’ll blight you — they’ll damn you. you loved me — what right had you to leave me? what right — answer me — for the poor fancy you felt for linton? because misery and degradation, and death, and nothing that god or satan could inflict would have parted us, you, of your own will did it. i have not broken your heart — you have broken it; and in breaking it, you have broken mine. so much the worse for me that i am strong. do i want to live? what kind of living will it be when you — oh god! would you like to live with your soul in the grave?”  — wuthering heights, emily bronte (i could choose so many from this book but this is the most underrated one in my opinion and deserves more recognition).

“I will love you forever, whatever happens. ‘til i die and after i die, and when i find my way out of the land of the dead i’ll drift about forever, all my atoms, ‘till i find you again. i’ll be looking for you, will, every moment, evert single moment. and when we do find each other again we’ll cling together so tight that nothing and no one’ll ever tear us apart. every atom of me and every atom of you... we’ll live in the birds and the flowers, and the dragonflies and pine trees, and in the clouds and in those little specks of light you see floating in sunbeams... and when they use our atoms to make new lives, they won’t just be able to take one, they’ll have to take two, one of you and one of me, we’ll be joined so tight...” — his dark materials (amber spyglass), philip pullman. (don’t talk to me, this quote makes me actually ache)

“I wanted to tell them that i’d never had a friend, not ever, not a real one. until dante. i wanted to tell them that i never knew that people like dante existed in the world, people who looked at the stars, and knew the mysteries of water, and knew enough to know that birds belonged to the heavens and weren’t meant to be shot down from their graceful flights by mean and stupid boys. i wanted to tell them that he had changed my life and that i would never be the same, not ever. and that somehow it felt like it was dante who had saved my life and not the other way around. i wanted to tell them that he was the first human being aside from my mother who had ever made me want to talk about the things that scared me. i wanted to tell them so many things and yet i didn’t have the words. so, i just stupidly repeated myself, “dante’s my friend.”” — aristotle & dante discover the secrets of the universe, benjamin alire saenz.

“There are many beths in the world, shy and quiet, sitting in corners till needed, and living for others so cheerfully that no one sees the sacrifices till the little cricket on the hearth stops chirping, and the sweet, sunshiny presence vanishes, leaving silence and shadow behind.”— little women, louisa may alcott.

“And so i try to be kind to everything i see and in everything i see, i see him.”— a little life, hanya yanagihara.

hardcover or paperback (paperback for general reading and hardback for special editions!) | buy or rent | standalone novels or book series | ebook or physical copy | reading at night or during the day | reading at home or in nature (i love nature and want to be able to read outside but i cannot be in nature without being hypervigilent of bugs so wouldn’t be able to concentrate) | listening to music while reading or reading in silence | reading in order or reading the ending (i also used to read the last line of a book first for a long time but i started to piss myself off when it wasn’t vague enough) | reliable or unreliable narrator  | realism or fantasy | one or multiple POVS | judging by the covers or by the summary (i can’t help it, i love pretty covers) | rereading or reading just once.

TV AND MOVIES

fave tv/movie genre? disaster/post apocalyptic, drama, sci-fi, documentary, occasional fantasy. i’m pretty on board with most things, other than horror but even that has some exceptions.

fave movie? titanic, shaun of the dead, little women (1994), eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, wuthering heights (2009 tv movie), portrait of a lady on fire, practical magic, the greatest showman, finding nemo, the grinch (2000).

comfort movie? finding nemo, little women (1994), shaun of the dead, all my favourite christmas movies which are too many to list.

fave tv show? friends, charmed, golden girls, gilmore girls, the walking dead, new girl. currently: 911.

most rewatched tv show? friends. i watch it almost every day and it would be impossible for me to count just how many times i’ve watched it from start to finish.

5 fave characters? all the friends on friends, piper halliwell (charmed), tara chambler (twd), glenn rhee (twd), maddie buckley (911).

tv shows or movies | short seasons (8-13 episodes) or full seasons (22 episodes or more) | one episode a week or binging (i’m conflicted because i miss the event of catching a show every week but at the same time once you binge watch you can’t go back) | one season or multiple seasons (but shows need to know when to stop) | one part or saga | half hour or one hour long episodes (depends on my mood) | subtitles on or off | rewatching or watching just once.

tagging: @bettyhofstadtdraper / @kubrickking / @koningen / @urispatty / @marmaladepotion / @mixye + anyone else that wants to do this, feel free to tag me to read :) !

[codenamed-queenie]

Who do you think has the best voice in batfam? How do they all sound like? Who has the best soprano voice and who has the jazzy baritone? Who has the customer service voice nailed? Spare voice headcanons please?

Alrighty, now this is my kinda ask!

(I’ll just apologize now for the length...)

I love the idea of a singing batfam, so here are my (long rambly) headcanons:

Bruce: As Batman, he sounds like a chain smoking grizzly bear gargling nails. But as Bruce Wayne, his voice actually isn’t bad. Singing-wise, he was one of those ‘prodigy’ children, growing up. Martha Wayne was best friends with a famous opera singer, so she insisted on teaching Bruce everything she knew about vocal performance. As a result, he has a beautifully rich baritone voice, and a pretty freaking incredible range. And as far as any member of the League or general public are concerned, Bruce/Batman doesn’t sing at all, so don’t ask. But with his family? Bruce has been known to crack a smile and sing a few lines on occasion. When he’s on his own? He lets loose. Sounds like Hugh Freaking Jackman.

Kate: Her voice is very clipped and to-the-point, which kind of fits with her personality. Could not carry a tune in a bucket, but that’s fine by her.

Dick: Dick sings second tenor. He didn’t sing much as a kid, coming from an acrobat family and all. But after Bruce took him in, Alfred took it upon himself to change that. He’s got a pretty great range, all things considered, and once Alfred got him hooked on singing, the boy does it nonstop. He’ll sing on patrols, he’ll sing as he fixes himself breakfast…basically anytime, anywhere. Songs off the radio, songs his friends introduce him to, that annoying jingle for a car commercial that’s this close to driving Tim insane? All fair game. Bruce once walked in on him while he was doing a dramatic rendition of Sia’s Chandelier–while literally swinging from the manor’s crystal chandelier. (Musicals are probably his favorites to do, though, btw.)

Jason: This boy has a deep voice. Definitely a bass. When he talks, it’s a little raspy, but not in a bad way, and he’s also got a bit of a Bowery accent. It especially comes through when he’s tired or ticked off. When he sings, though, he can go higher, all the way up to baritone if he wants. But while he’s been known to sing soulful, heartfelt pieces when he thinks no one’s watching, his true passion is for rap music. On Gotham’s streets, it’s pretty common for street kids to have impromptu rap battles, and you’d best believe Jay could hold his own.

Tim: Let’s face it. His parents were the kind of folks who signed their kid up for every activity under the sun. Soccer, Lacrosse, Underwater Basket Weaving, you name it. Why not vocal lessons? And Tim, ever the perfectionist, worked at his voice until he was satisfied with his own ability. His voice is higher than his brothers’; he sings first tenor, and can go up to second alto if he warms up enough. (I feel like he’d sound like Sam Tsui–check him out on Youtube!)  A few years back on patrol, he was a little too close to an explosion, and suffered a bit of hearing damage. So when he talks, Timmy’s just a little louder than everyone else, unless he works really hard to bring his volume down.

Barbara: As far as anyone else can tell, she’s never taken a voice lesson in her life, yet for whatever reason, this girl is just naturally gifted. (It frustrates the heck out of the others.) Her voice is a smooth alto. She almost never sings, though.

But being both the Oracle and a librarian in her off-time, she deals with dozens upon dozens of frustrated heroes and bookworms on the regular. Her customer-service voice is eerily on-point. So she either sounds pleasantly ‘eager to help’–or vaguely threatening. If she uses it on any of the Bats, they’re 110% more likely to do anything she asks. Especially Dick and Jason.

Stephanie: Huge musical theater kid growing up. When someone’s singing through the comms on patrols, if it’s not Dick, it’s definitely Steph. She’s a soprano, but has the best range out of anyone (aside from Bruce). Because of this, she’s always trying to imitate the others. To their surprise (and chagrin) she’s getting pretty good at it. So far, Steph has Tim, Damian, Cass, and Dick down to a T. She’s still working on the others, and someday hopes to achieve Bruce’s Bat Voice.

When she sings, she loves to initiate duets with her siblings. Tim and Jason will indulge her, more often than not. Sometimes Cass and Barbara will join in. Bruce has only caved once (and if asked, he will deny it). But Dick? He’s her go-to choice, since he’s DTS (down to sing) all day, every day. Once these two get going, they don’t stop until one of them loses their voice or the entire family shouts them down.

Cassandra: Cass has a very clear, soprano tone. It’s absolutely gorgeous, but she’s very shy and sensitive about her voice, and rarely sings. Whenever one of her siblings is injured and/or laid up in bed, though, she’ll softly sing them lullabies while they recover.

When she chooses to speak, Cass is very soft spoken, but has ways of making herself heard if need be.

Harper: She has a thick Jersey accent, and a no-nonsense tone of voice. No one has ever heard her sing, though. (She would not sing if someone put a gun against her head, tbh.)

Duke: Everyone figured he’d be into rap like Jason, since they came from roughly the same part of Gotham, but Duke’s true passion is jazz. His dad was in a jazz group, and Duke inherited his father’s smooth jazzy baritone. Low-key, he has the best voice out of all of them, and he’s super passionate, since music was a huge deal to his biological family. He loves singing during quiet nights in the cave, or on patrol. He’s gotten the most standing ovations from random cops and citizens, and even the mayor asked him to perform for a charity event once. (An offer Duke respectfully declined.) Out of all the others, he was voted ‘Most Likely to Burst Into Brooding Song On A Rooftop Somewhere’. Bruce is so proud.

Damian: Everyone hoped he’d inherit his father’s golden vocal chords, but for now, he seems to have taken after his Aunt Kate. This frustrates Damian to no end, and for a long time, he hated listening to any of his siblings sing, knowing full well that he couldn’t join them. After months of watching the kid shrink away from anything musical, Jason had enough. He sat the youngest Robin down and taught him an art form he’d picked up from the streets of the Gotham City Narrows: beatboxing. At first, Damian thought it was crass and inelegant, but he eventually got into it. Now? He’s very good at it. The kid has mad skills, and more often than not, his siblings’ll ask him to back them up during rap battles or musical numbers. Maybe he’ll grow into his voice someday, but for now, he’s totally fine with just ‘dropping a beat’ for the others.

Alfred: Has a very thick cockney accent, but can mimic just about any other British accent whenever the fancy strikes him. Like every other aspect of the butler’s life, his singing career is an enigma. The others have heard him sing before, and he’s actually pretty good. But sometimes, random people will come up to him on the street, gushing and screaming his name while they beg for an autograph. There’s a running bet amongst the batkids as to what that’s all about, but so far? It’s anyone’s guess.

Headcanons are my favs, guys, so feel free to ask!

[80srockher]

Yuri on Ice Re-Watch and Live Commentary, Episode 9: Yuri vs. Yuri The Horror!! Rostelecom Cup, Free Skate

School: in session

Work: tedious

Coworkers: petty

Supervisors: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Homework: ugh

Yuri on Ice: On deck!

Victor’s sexual preference: a man he can wrap his arms around three times.

Godspeed, Victor.  Have them muzzle the dog until the season’s over.

Really, Yakov?  If you only planned to do a half-assed job as a substitute then why’d you agree to begin with?

“’Hello’, he lied.”

Because he and Victor have a relationship that pre-dates your very existence, Yurio.  Gosh.

I love how Gramps always has food on him.

I’ve never had a pirozkhi of such size and variety!  I reiterate, Gramps and I need to be better friends.

Don’t question his culinary genius!

I can respect an athlete who admits to home-ice advantage.

Why does this sound so timely?

Cut to new family drama.

Cord, meet scissors.

Seriously!  Sarah, will you co-author a book with me on this very topic?

Ha!  Sarah’s you-disappoint-me-face is gold.

Ha!  Mickey thinks Yuri is moody.  Sir Kettle, don’t judge Mr. Pot.

How’re gonna stereotype your own kind, Mickey?

A certified therapist is just a phone call away, boo.

Is that so, Georgi? By the way, let’s kiki about mascara brands, k?

Playing devil’s advocate: it might help if you found another seat aside from Mickey’s lap, Sarah.

She just doesn’t want to sit with you in the kiss-and-cry.  And she wants to text boys.  That’s literally it.  Calm down, Mickey.

Just had to slide in this cap of Seung-Gil’s Michael Jackson-esque gloves.

Anyway, Mickey performs flawlessly, to which Sarah observes…

Ha.  Mickey.

Also, I love to love ya Sarah, but follow the signs.  Seung Gil is not into you.

Yurio decides to switch up his jump composition to earn more points.  Methinks Gramps’ presence is a motivator.  Still…Yuri’s a formidable competitor after all, huh?  LOL.

Seung-Gil doesn’t make it to the GPF. :( :( :( I’ll miss those MJ gloves, Seung-Gil!

Seriously, I respect how the writers don’t shy away from performance anxiety and the fact that even the most confident actors can suffer from it.

Look at Plushenko and his Russian mullet.  Lol.

Love this music and this program.  Though he doesn’t care for it, Yurio is capable of capitalizing on that Prima Ballerina archetype.

I’m just noticing the black blades.  Those really appeal to me, actually.

Yurio’s Achilles heel – to no one’s surprise – is his bullheaded-ness.  I have a theory about this I’ll try to remember to expound upon in a later commentary.

This cap is prob my fav of Ep. 9, lol.

So, Yurio’s in first after his free skate.  Yuri performs right after.   Victor is countries away.  Oh, Yuri’s sub-coach won’t talk to him. 

All that is enough to give someone performance anxiety, methinks.

My thoughts, exactly.

Yuri’s internal monologue here is very revealing.  To regroup after some rough patches in his program, he (of course) thinks of Victor, realizing that he couldn’t admit to himself that he wanted to win gold before Victor came into his life.  He even admits how he wanted to win gold at the previous GPF.  Much like JJ, he was aiming to surpass Victor.

So, JJ catches Yurio supporting Yuri from the sidelines.  For everyone’s sake, try supporting this newfound maturity of his, JJ.

OMG, Yuri can only be this spicy in his own head.  I love it!

Another zinger.  Keep ‘em coming, sweetie.

I mean, you must be doing the most if Yakov is impressed.

Man, poor Vitya. Well, I guess all that fussing did garner results.

The spectre of Victor is still strong within these competitors.  Y’all.  HE’S. NOT.  COMPETING.

This is in regards to Victor.  JJ sought to break Victor’s winning streak.  But… doesn’t he already have 5 championships?  Am I missing something?

So, if this pose didn’t already give it away, JJ wins Rostelecom cup, Yurio’s second, and Mickey, bless his heart, grabs bronze (pays to listen to your sibling, doesn’t it, Mickey?) However, Yuri squeaks into the final because he medal-ed at a previous event.  You have my utmost respect, Yuri.

Mickey is literally foaming at the mouth from a hug.  Get those un-sisterly germs away from him, Yuri.

But seriously, I’m head-canoning Yuri as feeling incredibly grateful, yet undeserving of his GPF spot. Thus, the comedic hug-sequence.  Cuz he really, really needs a few.

Also, I can’t imagine hugging Yakov being all that satisfying.

Observe: Yuri yet again feeling unworthy of someone’s time and attention.  That anxiety thing is a rank bitch.

Sigh.  No one can have a quiet moment as long as Yurio is around.

Yurio’s all, “hell yeah, that’s what it is!” 

I am quite touched at Yurio searching for Yuri in the snow with his bag of gourmet pork cutlet pirozkhis to share. 

He’s alive!!!

The dog, I meant. Poor Victor looks about half-dead.

Run to him, Victor! Let Yuri’s embrace rejuvenate you.

A hug that says, “Ayeeee, the shit I been through, bro!”

Yaaas, that’s what I like to see!  You are worth his time, Yuri.  Don’t forget it.

Eeee, I just noticed that little smile.  So cute!

Victor, you sweet-talker. Ugh, these two!

Yay!  I mean, we know how it ends, but Ganbatte Yuri!

I think I’ve capped more for the ep. than any other before it.  Worth it, though.  Thanks for reading!

[londonspirit]

The Story Of (Thursday To)Night...

First London trip in 2018 - going WAY back when the lovely R started planning for HER Hamilton trip (mind you, I actually told her I wasn’t interested in going with her!!! SILLY ME!!!) 

Anyhow, she had the tickets since they first went on sale!  And after I’ve fallen into this particular rabbit hole almost a year ago, I BEGGED her to take me with her and graciously she allowed it! (I LOVE YOU!) So we packed our bags and flew to London, where we settled into a lovely hostel smack in the middle of Soho (super central but if you value silence at night: NOT the place to stay; fine for us as we were only staying for two nights) AND exhausted after every day!)  before heading out to the beautiful Victoria Palace Theatre. Luckily we arrived just as the matinee was over so we lurked about and got rewarded with King George III himself, doing his thing (and his Insta story; if you look REALLY closely you can actually see us... for a nano second of so! *lol*) 

We bagged us some pics with Cleve and Tarinn before they headed to get some well deserved lunch while we got us some coffee to get ready for the evening show!  Before we knew it we were queuing and only a few moments later we were inside! And the place has not lost one bit of fascination or beauty since I’ve first set foot in it last December!  Still so very pretty and gorgeous, and when we finally were allowed inside, it’s still fucking breathtaking to see that gorgeous stage again!!!  We had tickets up in the Grand Circle, and let me tell you, the view is incredible! Yes, you’re further away but you can actually see EVERYTHING!!! Hell, you can see so much better from up there! 

While we were still squeeing (me, mainly) and trying to stay calm, the place filled up. The excitement in the air is unique, I’ve never felt anything like that - the buzz in the air, the tangible sense of joy for just being there, it’s one of the most wonderful things in the world.  (We also saw someone we adore; they walked in about 5 minutes before the start and took their seat only a few rows below - we might have died a tiny bit! First of all for seeing them, but mostly because they were up there in the ‘cheap seats’! *squees* With us!!! They looked just as excited to be there as us which made this even more awesome!)  But as soon as the lights went out, we actually forgot!!! Yes, that happens. You forget everything: the pain in your shins from being pressed into the ridiculous leg space, the famous person sitting only a few rows across from you, the sleep deprivation, just everything. Cause you’re about to see Hamilton! And that renders everything else meaningless. At least for the next 3 hours!!! 

The second Giles walks onto that stage, you’re caught in the whole thing! I’ve seen it once, back in December when they were still in previews, and I have to admit, I was way too excited to pay that much attention to the smaller things; the second time around I could actually watch without freaking out! 

Giles Terera. Goddamnit, he’s good! I know, people are very divided about his performance: it’s either yay or nay. There’s nothing in between! Back then I wasn’t really convinced either but gosh, that man’s rocks his Burr! He blew me away, his acting has gotten even better (and it was already pretty good back then), and I’ve fallen in love with his interpretation of one of my fav songs! He gives Burr his very own spin, and he does it beautifully! 

(Sadly for me) We didn’t get Obioma as Washington, Gabriel Mokake took his part that evening. He is good, no doubt but I’m so very much in love with Obi! Still, he was very much out there, rocking that role in his very own way. (And just another reason for  me to go again to see Obi again - he’s just as perfect as Chris!) 

Rachel as Angelica! Just love! The second she steps on stage, she commands ALL the attention And dear Lord, that woman is a force of nature!! She’s soo fucking incredible, I would happily watch everything she’s going to be in in the future - she’s that fantastic!!! And even up in the Grand you can see and feel her every emotion... yeah, I’m in love! She’s outstanding. 

Still not entirely convinced about Rachelle as Eliza; she’s improved since December but there’s still something missing for me. Although she was really good in the second half... *shrugs* That’s MY very opinion, R loved her so maybe it’s just me! 

Christine’s Maria is not from this world! Her voice is made of molten chocolate and sin! GUH!! 

Jason! Oh tiny, wonderful, squishy, adorable, sassy Jason freaking Pennycooke!!! He’s just fantastic! Every little thing he does is perfect! He might be my absolute favorite Lafayette/Jefferson! (mind you, I've only known Daveed so far but still...) Jason IS his characters, he’s not just playing them, he IS them! And that’s something I’ve very rarely seen! Every single gesture, every single word IS them! And he seems to be a fan favorite as well, I think he’s got the biggest applause whenever he enters the stage! (Although King George might be a good second *giggles*) 

Since the first time, I’ve been following Tarinn and Cleve over on Insta (go and check it out, they’re freaking hilarious!) and it’s mindblowing how these two dorks become two (well, four) completely different people on that stage!  They’re both wonderful and manage their transformations with ease and grace!  Cleve’s Laurens is so sweet and passionate (and I can totally see where this Ham/Laurens ship comes from! *hehe*)  and his Philip will break your hearts over and over again!  Tarinn is cheeky and his sass is fabulous, and his voice soo reminds me of the OBC it’s scary sometimes! 

This time around I finally had time to actually pay some more attention to the ensemble. DEAR GOD, those people are soo freaking talented! I could happily spend an entire evening  just watching them! The choreo is outstanding, and they do it as of they’ve never done anything else! It’s pure perfection! 

And that stage! OH THAT STAGE!! She’s a beauty and a star in her own rights! GAH!! 

The ‘Immigrants’ line got its deservedly cheers and applause but less loudly than the last time. (But I have the feeling that was because they didn’t want to Interrupt the performance too much) The applause between songs (where appropriate) was deafening nonetheless. (Here I sneaked a glance at our celebrity, and they were just as blown away as us which made me even more happy than I already was! Dunno, there’s something about actually seeing someone like that being just as blown away by it as you are! It’s wonderful!) 

So many tiny things and bits I finally noticed, things I didn’t see or which didn’t register the first time round, nothing special but lovely nevertheless. There might have been tears during ‘Quiet Uptown’.  At the end, the room was on its feet almost immediately and the applause didn’t want to end!!!  Everyone who left was smiling and happy and we sort of floated out! 

And this time around we finally did stage door! Thankfully it wasn’t as cold as in December so we stuck around.  Didn’t take long for the first few to come out; and this time we even had stuff for them to sign (in the afternoon they seemed confused cause we only asked for pics and didn’t have anything to sign) 

It was lovely, everyone was respectful and kind, and the cast took its time, signing and taking pics. Jason is so freaking tiny, I will never get over that. And he’s so very sweet!  While we waited I kept checking the cast’s insta in case our celebrity went backstage (haven’t seen anything so they probably didn’t) but somebody else was there! I might have scared the people around me with the noises I made when I saw that Catherine Tate had been backstage!!! The second I showed the girls the pic, a few people came from the back of the alley. And who was with them? Catherine Freaking Tate!!!!  We might have freaked a tiny bit. But since she was with people we didn’t want to intrude as she walked past us. But then she stopped and chatted with a few others, and as they started to take pics, we slowly but surely edged closer.  And while we were still discussing whether or not to ask, she turned towards us and asked ‘anyone else?���  I mean, you do NOT say no to that woman!!! *giggles* Of course we wanted!  She asked where we’re from, and as we said from Germany, she greeted us in good German ‘Guten Tag’!  GAH! She’s amazing, and beautiful and so very kind and so generous. We chatted a bit more, about the show, which she loved (DUH), and she said she cried a bit! HACH! Wonderful woman! And a wonderful end to a pretty perfect day!  But we weren’t done yet, cause eventually the man himself came out, all shy and lanky and seemingly overwhelmed at the people still waiting for him (at least that’s how it felt to me).  Naturally we approached and got us autographs and pictures. GEEZ, that man’s tall. I’m not tiny but even I felt like a hobbit next to him - which he actually said, he makes everyone feel like one next to him! Yep, he totally does. He’s very sweet, very tall, and has an adorable laugh. He wanted to duck for my pic but I didn’t let him, told him, I wanted his full height. *sighs happily*. 

Once we were done, we stuck around a bit longer, watched the few cast people get ready for a belated birthday night out of one of the girls, and once they were off, we left as well, happy as one can be! 

The next morning we spent wandering around London, visiting an exhibition R had found on here - and wow, that was beautiful! If you’re there, check it out, it’s gorgeous! 

In the evening we had theatre, the girls went to see Jeremy Irons, and I went to see Macbeth. Got myself a cheap ticket in my fav theatre, and third row even! GAH! That was lovely, I adore the Olivier theatre, and being that close to the stage was wonderful.  The play itself was a bit... well, Shakespeare is always  difficult for  me. I love it but I REALLY have to concentrate to not let my mind wander. Which wasn’t helped by the overstuffed stage and the weed stinking dude next to me (who thankfully left during the interval - still had that smell in my nose all day!)  Still worth it tho. Might’ve giggled a bit at the few references I know from Hamilton! Afterwards I almost missed Rory at stage door. There were only like five people, and I expected a bit of a wait. I had no idea that looking down on my phone to check the time made me miss him walking out!!! (Mind you, I’ve waited 90 minuted for a certain Gatiss two summers ago so I did NOT expect this!)  Sheer luck made me catch him tho, and even got me a picture! Happily I went back and joined R at the Wyndham stage door. Seeing Jeremy Irons up close was a nice ending to another lovely day! (No photos allowed) 

Saturday we left superearly for the airport, because of the snow warnings. But even though our flight was delayed by almost 2 hours, we made it before it got worse! 

So this concludes two and a half days of epic perfection!!!  Best way to start the annual London trip series - couldn’t have wished for a better start of 2018 or for better company to do this with!  Thank you, my loves!  Here’s to the  next time!!! 

[kwibu]

ok i accept my fate then haha and thank you!! yes i need some help, you could link me your fav videos maybe? or smth to help me know their names lol so far i only know woozi (he looks a little like suga and is really short, right?), jeonghan (i never saw a human that beautiful) and vernon bc of my sister haha

Good lord I really tried keeping it short but it just got more elaborate the further along the way I got halp. Also this took ages I’m so sorry! I’ll add in the links to videos and all a bit later. For now you can enjoy this content!

Jihoon

[© Dreamlike [☆]  ]

Yeeeeeeees that little man is Woozi! He was actually my first bias because I’m really short as well so I really connected, haha. He is an actual musical genius though. Boy is so talented and insightful? He does a lot of composing and producing and  he works really hard always, the other members really admire him. He writes a lot of the lyrics as well. He hates doing aegyo and hates skinship but loves when the members tease him about it. Can be very wild at times but is usually a bit reserved. Can be very Savage but will check up on other members in a way he thinks they won’t notice he cares about them. Also he’s a cupcake please love him!

For looks he’s very soft and has a rather round face with relatively wide nostrils. When he laughs his face turns into the XD smiley it’s embarrassingly cute. He’s short but still 13 cm taller than I am so I don’t think I have a right to call him that but I still do. He once wore a sweater with the words ‘Grown Man’ on it.

Jeonghan

[© One Shot [☆]]

Jeonghan looks like a literal angel - if angels are even capable of such beauty - but don’t be fooled because he loves mischief and he loves setting members up against each other (not in a serious way though). Also he’s needy af and needs constant attention. He takes care of the others and he’s refered to himself as the ‘mom’ before but has now started calling himself the ‘dad’. He is a 4y/o though, don’t be fooled. A little shit with a massive heart.

For looks? Well, angelic, basically. Has big doe eyes with that sharp inner corner, and his nose kind of looks like it’s been sharply cut off? It sounds rude but I mean to say that it’s cute. He has a delicate little nose. Also his cheeks are a little hollow but he has a prominent chin and cheekbones. His long hair was glorious, his short hair is too.

Vernon

[ © The Boy Vernon  [☆] ]

Vernon! What a special snowflake. Seriously. He has a very unique way of seeing things and he’s very very creative and I admire that a lot! He’s a very hearty person. Very open, very honest, very warm. A bit theatrical. He sometimes wears outfits that really put up a middlefinger to gender roles (yes, he does this consciously) and I’m digging it. A bit reckless sometimes. Needs to be protected.

For looks, if you see anyone making meme-faces it’s probably him. Looks like he is up to no good 24/7. Other than that he’s probably the most western-looking out of all of them and he has a sharp, angular jawline and really really good eyebrows. When he smiles his mouth forms a heart???? Also cute little baby teeth.

Seungkwan

[ © BOO-Bit  [☆] ]

Seungkwan is 1 out of 2 powervocals holy shit his vocals are fantastic, seriously. Could probably sing the entire Phantom Of The Opera on his own if he wanted to. He likes adding a funny or dramatic note in podcasts or variety shows. He’s so beautiful though, he has this natural glow and I just??? He’s very underrated though wow. Very good at putting emotion in his singing. Is very soft and queen-like. Very outspoken.Very loud. Very emotional.

For looks he has a very very round face and puffy cheeks it’s so beautiful? (throwback to when someone asked him ‘your natural look is just ‘bloated’ right?’ and he cried for his mom). Usually goes for softer or more natural haircolours right blonde, brown or pastel-anything. Very round eyes and looks very good with eyeliner on. Also he has a nice butt (Vernon has literally said it was his favourite part about Seungkwan soooo).

Seokmin 

[ © !My Oh My! [☆] ]

DK! Power vocal 2. A sunshine boy. He smiles and laughs a lot. Sometimes it’s a bit fake and he seems a bit insecure but honestly it makes me love him a thousand times more because he ain’t smiling for people to like him more, he’s smiling because he’s trying to cheer the others up and honestly how can you not love? He’s also hilarious and said to look like a horse (members joke about this often, also he does the horse-dance from time to time bless). Is really loud and always singing up to the point where it annoys the other members. Very warm person. Despite his talents he is very very humble.

As for looks, his face is longer than most and he actually has a pretty broad jaw. His eyesmile is everything. His eyes sparkle most of the time. A very tol and lanky dude. Also usually sticks with natural shades of brown/black in terms of hair. Has fantastic thighs. Bit of a pointy nose and has a birthmark on his cheek.

Minghao

[ © 명랑호도그  [☆] ]

Speaking of lanky dudes, this guy here is Hao. The8. Though no one calls him that anymore. He dabs. All of the fucking time. He even did a leg-dab once. Stop him. He’s one of the two Chinese members. His limbs look so pointy and awkward but he moves like a fucking cat, seriously, his dancing and movement is so smooth all of the time? Knows how to use nunchucks for real. Likes romantic novels. Do not trust anyone who calls him a savage because he is literally the softest boy ever and cares so much about the other members? He stares at them fondly 24/7. He’s usually very timid and shy but he’s become a lot more open (probably also because he knows more Korean and is more confident) and he likes to talk about his interests and the books and movies he’s watching. He’s a bit of a zen dude.

As for looks, well, I have a lot to say. First of all his eyes? They’re sort of slitted but also really really big and very beautiful. Looks innocent, is probably guilty. He has a boopy nose and elf ears (yes it is vital you know this) and pump lips. Has become very very stylish of late (if we’re not counting the bucket hats) and honestly he dresses so well I’m in love? Has a long neck and a pretty prominent adams apple.

Junhui

[ © Moon Jerry [☆] ]

Where there’s Hao there’s Jun. China line. Hao once said if he were in Korea and Jun wasn’t, it wouldn’t work. He’s very confident in his looks and rightfully so. He’s very playful and laughs a lot but when he’s on stage he turns into some sort of hot dad i don’t know okay? He lives in his own world and is usually very quiet during interviews or Vlives but every now and then you’ll catch him creeping out of his shell doing his own weird thing ilhsm? He’s a pretty enthusiastic dude. Incredible dancer, conveys emotions with his body so well? He cares for the others in small ways like bringing them water when others prank them to eat hot food.

As for looks, he also has a very boopy nose and a prominent adams apple. A very strong jawline and really broad shoulders. His upper lip is a bit pouty and has very sharp corners. His eyes are very shiny and I have a thing for his lower lashline. Has relatively big ears that have this sharp line on the bottom? People die when he wears a choker. Is said to look a lot like Heechul from Suju. He’s one of the members that have more of a man’s body than a boy’s, I guess?

Soonyoung

[ © Sweet 10 [☆] ]

Hoshi is such a many-sided person I’m not sure where to begin? He choreographs almost all of their songs and gains inspiration from literally anything and I admire that so much? Dances so smoothly and naturally it’s like he doesn’t even have to try (though I know he works so hard to achieve that). He can portray anything through dance, seriously, he’s so damn good. Is very passionate and said to be stern during dance practice though he is enthusiastic and more playful outside of work. He laughs a lot and is very extroverted. King of aegyo. Drama queen. Baby hamster.

As for looks he’s quite easy to distuinguish. He looks very very soft (though I’ve noticed I say that about almost everyone) and has chubby little hamster cheeks and relatively broad teeth. He  has the nickname 10:10 because his eyes look like the arms of a clock at that time. His eyes are very small and slitted and yes, they point upwards at the outer corners and they always twinkle and I’m so in love??

Chan

[© Look at D [☆] ]

Dino. I admire this kid so much. He is a baby but honestly he’s one of the most serious members. He’s very passionate and has set goals for himself, has high standards. Crazy with dance, very tight movement. Knows how to be sexy while he should not because he is a baby. He’s bright and honest and tbh he can be really savage but usually he does that to bring his point across in a more funny way? Very critic eye especially towards himself. Does not like it when Jeonghan asks whose baby he is (spoiler alert: he’s Jeonghan’s baby). He’s very thoughtful and grounded.

As for looks, his face is shaped a little angular but then his nose is so boopy? Has very thin lips. High and prominent cheekbones. No double eyelid to be found and tbh his eyes are gorgeous?? Tiny ears and tiny hands for a tiny boy.

Seungcheol

[© S.Clair [☆] ]

S. Coups aka the one and only real Dad amongst all dads. Honestly I respect this dude so much? He has to put up with twelve children, be the bridge between pledis and said children, listen to all his children’s opinion and try to make it into 1 thought and voice said thought to said company or other instances. He keeps them in check when needed but most importantly he supports them so much? Honestly he tries to bring out the best in everyone even though it sometimes makes him selfconscious because he might not be as good as they are wow. Apart from that he’s a great rapper and has a good sense for rhythm (which is nice when you’re a rapper lmao).

As for looks he’s a bit less polished than the rest and I like it best when he has that little bit of scruff but no pledis ain’t letting their idols do that. If I’m being completely honest it took me the longest out of all members to find him attractive? I think it’s mainly because idols tend to look rather elegant and I feel like it doesn’t really suit his personality but idk. Anyhows he has a killer jawline, his eyes are slanted downwards at the outer corners. A cute smol chin, plump lips and tiny ears. His forehead is suspected of murder. Oh and he has a gummy smile!!

Mingyu

[© Dreamlike [☆]]

Aaaah this boy??? He is a bit like Taehyung in the sense that he’s either really smart or really dumb (I agree with both). He’s rather bubbly and chatty and has very broad interests and asks lots of questions (”do fish blink? do they???”) (which, apparently, no they don’t because they don’t have eyelids). Looks like some sort of sex god or an adorable doofus there’s no inbetween. He’s a puppy. Either he’s pouty and pulling puppy eyes or he’s happily wagging his tail and trailing after Wonwoo. Is very beautiful and has a great sense of fashion. He conveys emotions very well on his face. Has a lot of little ticks like blinking rapidly, scrunching his nose etc. He’s actually a bit selfconscious and doesn’t like it very much when others tease him. Other than that he’s a fun and bright dude. Can sign, rap AND dance wow. I think his dancing impregnates at least 10 (un)fortunate ladies a day. Also he can cook really well and is said to be one of the members that cleans the most.

As for looks… Well he most certainly has them holy crap. He’s what we call in Dutch: a Mooiboy. (A pretty boy), which is a look I usually hate but he pulls it off so well and he’s adorable so oops. Anyhow, the inner corners of his eyes are curled inwards really sharply it’s beautiful and then the outer corners are curled outwards really sharply and it’s just so beautiful? Has pretty thick eyebrows and cute little ears. HIS SKIN IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE (N)EVER SEEN SERIOUSLY IT IS GLOWING AND WARM AND HOLY SHIT I CAN’T PUT IT INTO WORDS okay just wanted to make that clear let’s move on. The bridge of his nose is relatively broad but his nostrils are all round and cute. Heartshaped uppper lip, tiny bottom lip. His teeth are a little crooked and it’s a nice contrast to all the perfect lines in his entire face and body and he has these cute little pointy canines? Broad neck and is probably the most buff out of all the boys (though Minghao and Jun have crazy muscles as well they’re a lot lankier built) and he’s the tallest. In short: if looks could kill he would’ve wiped out half the universe.

Wonwoo

[© PROOFER [☆]]

Wow I’m so predictable putting these two together aren’t I? Boy I don’t even know where to begin with him. He’s so ??? He’s everything. Anyway. People always describe him as the emo, wanting-to-die-kid because when his face is blank he looks like he’s about to murder you in cold blood, and to be honest I think that’s a bit tasteless because he’s a very bright and happy bub, He’s very playful and likes to mess around (especially with Soonyoung and Mingyu). I don’t think he gets to do it often but he likes lazing around and spacing out. A gamer. Very introverted but has become a lot better at expressing his feelings (partly through rap, partly to other members. seriously, he goes off when he raps). He can be a bit obnoxious I guess, haha. He has a terrible sense of humor and makes a lot of puns. Is a bit of an awkward dad, a goofball. He loves to read and likes nature (he loves eating flowers and calls plants his children).

He is tol and smol. He’s a very skinny dude. I feel like I should make two different versions for smiley Wonwoo and straight-faced Wonwoo because they look so different? Blank-Wonwoo is ethereal and statuelike, all sharp lines and fragile bones and perfect bonestructure. He has a broad and sharp jaw, a really sharp nose and catlike eyes. His earlobes are square wtf it’s so cute? And then his lips… They’re gorgeous. They’ve got such sharp ridges and it looks a little like the corners go up a little too early? I don’t know how to describe it. Not to mention his fantastic cheekbones.

Now for smiley-Wonwoo… He’s the opposite of that. As my friend @bokdeongeori once said; a raisin. Every single tight line in his face loosens up and his eyes become a little slitted and the corners of his mouth curl up in the cutest way possible and hE HAS THE AUDACITY TO SCRUNCH HIS NOSE WHEN HE LAUGHS AND IT MAKES ME VERY ANGRY. Also he totally kills the glasses look. And by that I mean the glasses look kills me. He invented sweaterpaws. Not to mention I spotted a few hairs on his chin twice or thrice and my life is blessed.

(if i had to pick a bias it would be him, but given that’s impossible i’ll just say i have a lot of feelings for him)

Joshua

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Jisoo. The lost son. Seriously, the other in vocal unit and svt always forget to include him and it makes me angry. It even makes him angry at times and that’s really saying something because he is the Gentlest Soul out there. He’s Christian and dressed up as a priest for Halloween (with Jeonghan out there like Harley Quinn) so they sometimes call him Jisoos or refer to him when someone needs said person in their life. He’s drop-dead gorgeous and is a calming presence (even when he’s not present. looking at pictures of him helps me calm my anxiety, i’m not even kidding). That being said he is very very cheeky. Is fluent in English and always helps the other members out when they’re struggling with it. He smiles a lot and generally radiates good vibes. He’s really humble but I feel like sometimes he shouldn’t let the other members barge over him so often. 

As for looks, his eyes??????? They’re everything?? They’re massive and just beautifully shaped holy shit they were made for winged eyeliner. Not to mention they’re literally always sparkling. Imagine that. Every day, every moment, sparkling with life. Has a boopy nose and a pouty upperlip it’s so cute. He has big ears! And quite a lot of piercings in them. He has the longest neck. He’s lanky and tall-ish but carries himself more like a queen than anything. Seriously, he’s really really elegant and lately he’s been dressing so well I’m quaking.

Okay so I hope you understand now why it’s impossible to choose a bias. You really really can’t when there’s thirteen boyish men like svt out there. To be honest I haven’t even tried, I’ve just divided my heart up into thirteen equal parts and mailed one to each of the members along with a love letter because I’m school like that. I hope you know a bit more now and are able to tell them apart \o/

(keep in mind that this is just my take on their idol personas. i don’t claim to know how they really are!)

(i’ll do the videos for you tomorrow nonnie!)

[madokasoratsugu]

For the send me a ship thing, how about Soutaku :D

send me a ship and ill answer all these questions for them !

soutaku :

Who said “I love you” first: Takumi, oooh imo definitely its Takumi. even tho i have like a million and one headcanons on how they eventually confess, most times Takumi is the one confessing. this is my main fav scenario for now: Souma takes so fuckin long to figure his feelings out, and when it Hits him he confronts Takumi (”im not gonna beat about the bush here, do you like me? because ive seen the way you look at me and-”) and Takumi freaks? out? bc he’s terrified that Souma’s gonna reject him or worse yet, make fun of his sexuality and he fuckin bolts outta there. It takes Souma another few weeks to get Takumi alone again and they end up shouting at each other bc Souma wants the Truth and Takumi is Frustrated/Scared and Takumi ends up screaming “I like you Yukihira Souma, so what are you going to do about it??” and Souma just shouts back “Well that’s great, because I like you too!!!” and its just. a moment of silence then. what. what is going on. they end up kissing and bein happy and feelin stupid about everything tho so all’s well ends well :”))))another one of my fav is that Takumi confesses during graduation and Souma blurts out no fuckin way bc i like you too and its sweet. 

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background: SOUMA SOUMA SOUMA. he has an entire folders dedicated to Takumi, and won’t stop taking photos of Takumi anywhere and everywhere. both his lockscreen and homescreens are Takumi. Takumi is a beautiful angel and he is determined to let Everybody aware of his boyfriend’s etheral beauty. hello stranger do you have time to talk about the most beautiful man in existence? yes, yes you do now come sit down and listen to Souma go thru all 4827894739albums of Takumi he has on his phone.Takumi likes taking photos of Souma too, but is less extreme about it lol. he has a selfie of both of them as his homescreen too.

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: both !! Souma draws dicks on the bathroom mirror and Takumi writes passive aggressive messages for Souma to fuckin stop, or he’s getting the silent treatment.

Who buys the other cheesy gifts: Souma. good lord Souma is so. so good at buying bad gifts. Takumi is actually competent and buys stuff like cake.

Who initiated the first kiss: Takumi !! Souma acted first but Takumi was the one who egged him into it.

Who kisses the other awake in the morning: Souma....he’s a terrible kissing monster. he kisses Takumi lightly all over the face, neck and shoulders until Takumi gives up sleep and kisses him back. 

Who starts tickle fights: Souma, but only because Takumi is Incredibly Ticklish and Souma loves to exploit this. Takumi is usually the one who ends it by elbowing or kicking Souma too hard while laughing tho :”)))

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: Souma !!  but its more like “im coming in !!!” and Takumi’s “wha-” and there he is. he joins Takumi in bubble baths too !!

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: More often, Takumi !! bc he knows Souma is prone to just keep working and forgo his own lunch for little sidedishes when he’s in the diner. he’s also usually there at the end of the day to pick Souma up !

Who was nervous and shy on the first date: ohhh BOTH OF THEM. Takumi was a little more obvious about it, but both of them were so nervous and ridiculously on edge.

Who kills/takes out the spiders: again, both ! they try to take it out if possible, though. they’re both ok w most insects, but when it comes to cockroaches Takumi would largely prefer if Souma would kill it, altho he can do it by himself. cockroaches are disgusting and Takumi would like to have as little as possible to do with them, thank you very much.

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: SOUMA....he’s an embarrassingly truthful, loud and happy drunk. kisses Takumi a lot more than usual too. when Takumi’s drunk during the First hour he gets super fuckin loud and obnxious about everything, then he drops to rock bottom and becomes really, really quiet and touchy feely. like he’ll crawl into Souma’s lap and curl against him, face planted into his neck and stay there. 

[chogisad]

hey um tell me ur fav thing about each member (ot9 or ot12 is fine) bc i need something beautiful and pure to read ~sappy jongdae anon

Minseok: is so versatile !!! i literally love every thing about him from his lil “mashmellowwwww” to his lil nose and his pretty eyes and his voice !!! HIS VOICE OKAY. his voice is putting on my favorite scarf in october and the wind gently blowing my hair away from my face. his voice is the soft glow of a bedside lamp at 8 pm when im writing a poem about all the things i love. his voice is autumn leaves and warm apple cider and me calling my mom to tell her i got an a on my exam. anyway,

Junmyeon: UM HIS BUNNY SMILE. Jun tries so hard to be professional and a leader™ but when hes just himself and his lil eyes light up and he makes dumb jokes and waits for everyone around him to cringe thats when my power is at its peak. and aLSO. Junmyeon deserves SO MUCH CREDIT OKAY. Junmyeon is one of the best leaders in the industry because hes honestly carried so many burdens by his lil lonesome self??? and i have a lot of respect for him because yeah, he had to grow up a bit faster than the rest u know, and yeah, he cant always be giggly and loud, but when he IS, omg. anyway. junmyeon deserves respect and love and a nap. hes the funniest member in exo stop denying it !!!!

Yixing: i think my heart has a special smile reserved just for yixing??? i think one of my favorite things about him is when hes about to go REALLY HARD on a dance, he puts on a black cap???? its a symbol of hiS POWER. and the fact that he wants to play a dinosaur !!! yes bby!!!! the trex from jurassic park who???? i only know a zhang yixing !!!!!

Baekhyun: bbh is my sunlight trash son. he never shuts the fuck up and i love him. hes literally a human pterodactyl and i will forever be in awe at how much LOVE HE HAS IN HIS SMOL ASS HEART??? HAV U SEEN HOW HE LOOKS AT US??? WHEN WILL SOMEONE LOVE ME AS MUCH AS BBH LOVES EXO-LS.

Chanyeol: hes a smol in the body of a tol !!!!!!! chanyeol is just a lil pup who wants to be loved hes those gifs of large dogos who dont know theyre large doggos and they jump on their small owners !!!! SOMEONE PLZ JUST RUFFLE HIS HAIR THATS ALL HE WANTS.

Jongdae: :3 IS LITERALLY DAE. when i read that article about how he donates to charity under the name matteo i legit cried like real ass tears because jongdae is honestly just a good. fucking. person. hes that friend who doesnt always get what youre going through because they havent hurt like that but they validate what you feel, they give it importance, and ppl who have jd in their life r so so so lucky i love him. ALSO he goes so shy when ppl tell him they love him ???? like he tries to laugh it off but he just smiles so soft and god. im gonna explode this is too much.

Kyungsoo: satansoo isnt real. kyungsoo is soft and quiet and respectful and ppl dont always get that. kyungsoo loves ppl earnestly; his love doesnt have to be flashy or in your face. kyungsoo is like your favorite sweater ur mom gave you years ago. its not fancy or expensive or flashy but its always comforting in this really gentle way.

Jongin: hes a kid trying his best okay. everyone is a lil problematic and yall know what im vaguing at and i really do hope he does better but i dont think hes a bad person at all. and that interview he did about reading and coping made me feel a lot of things. I think because of the way society handles things, jongin has been put in a position none of the other members have experienced, and hearing him talk about how he learned to love his skin made me cry a little because same okay. i had to stop blogging about him for a while but i missed his lil sunshine smile and im still rooting for him.

Sehun: MY TINY BEAUTIFUL SUN FAIRY PRINCE LOVE OF MY LIFE ACTUAL ANGEL ON EARTH. SEHUN. I LITERALLY WOULD LAUNCH MYSELF INTO SPACE AND GRAB HIM A STAR IF HE ASKED. Sehun is the most precious boy on this planet and must be protected. hes literally ??????????????? so special. always trying his best. always challenging himself. always trying to make other people happy and proud. sehun lives his life in such bright colors and with so much sincerity !!!!! hes a smol and i would legit hand make him a night light out of star dust because its what he deserves !!!!!!

kris: kris wants u to think hes edgy and cool but hes really just a giant dork that probably cried while watching shrek !!!!!! 

tao: okay that gifset of him telling that one kid how unique his voice is made me cry. because i think tao did a lot of growing up in the last few years and hes honestly transformed into such an incredible solo artist and idk. hes still a smol in my eyes and i want to tuck him in and bring him warm milk but hes all grown up now !!!!!

luhan: MY LIL DEER OKAY. LUHAN IS OUT THERE DOING HIS THING, LIVING HIS CUTE DRAMA FREE LIFE AND I RESPECT HIM FOR THAT. YALL. HE FOUND HIS SOUND AND IS NOW RELEASING MUSIC HE LOVES–MUSIC I LOVE– AND TRYING TO FIND HIS PLACE IN THIS BIG OL WORLD. AND YALL HERE CATCH ME WHEN I FALL. BECAUSE I CRY EVERY TIME. I HOPE LUHAN KNOWS HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM AND HOW GREAT HES DOING.

anyway, i love exo. they make me so happy. like so so happy. also, sappy jongdae anon ur the best.

ask me things!

[hoothootmotherfluffers]

Hello I would like a matchup please (Haikyuu!! or Voltron). Ima libra, female, INFP, 163cm & puertorrican. Im lowkey the mom friend, some what of an ass, yet super loyal, insecure, shy upon first meetings after I tend to and react depending on who the person is. I like to write, sleep, sweets, cars, sing and dance (though im not tht good at it). Not much of a talker unless is something of intrest. Not very good at sports but if motivated Ill try. Plus a hardworker when motivated.

Sorry bothering um idk if this is important but my hair sorta looks like Keith’s, brown eyes and dark brown almost black hair. My fav subjects are English and History, uh Im studying to become an English teacher. Im very strong for my size and have miny bara arms accordings to my friends. When mad Im like Daichi and my voice drops a couple of octives (dont know is thts the term) but yeah my voice changes, Im sometimes clingy too. I hope thts all. Sorry again and thank you very much

not bothering at all!! honestly, the more info the better haha. thanks for waiting!! i went ahead and did both!

for haikyuu, i ship you with…….Kai Nobuyuki!

-you and kai would make a fantastic team parents duo! your mom friend attitude compliments his rational way of handling things as vice captain, and while he’s not much of a joker himself, he thinks you’re funny when you’re being an ass!

-kai would LOVE loyalty in a relationship, and thinks it’s one of the most important things. he’s drawn to quieter people, and your shyness would be super cute! after the two of you open up to each other, conversations would be a lot more readily coming, and he’d be a quiet balance to the way you tend to ramble when you’re talking about something you’re interested in. (it’s okay, he thinks it’s super adorable.)

-can you say swole couple? your mini bara arms plus his actual bara arms would make everyone swoon. you two regularly win cutest couple contests whenever you flex. tank top tuesdays are 100% a thing. the two of you talk about cars pretty often, and even though he swears it never happens, he’ll sing along to your favorite songs in the car just to hear you laugh.

-as a pretty level headed person, he’s not really one to make you mad, but he recognizes when others make it happen. as soon as he hears the change in your voice he goes into defense mode, trying to defuse the situation. (it always ends with him teasing you after. he lowkey thinks it’s kind of hot.)

-Kai would be the perfect person to motivate you!! he’s incredibly dedicated, and as vice captain, has had plenty of practice giving speeches to pick people up. between the two of you, you could get anything done!

for voltron, i ship you with………Keith Kogane!

-you and keith would be a force to be reckoned with when the two of you get going! while both of you can come off as quiet and insecure, when you set your minds to something, you can’t be stopped! you spend a lot of quiet moments together talking about anything and everything, and both of you infodump on the other pretty often.

-mullet squad mullet squad mullet squad (neither of you have actual mullets but lance refuses to let it drop)

-Keith loves your writing! he thinks you’re incredibly talented, and the stories especially are his favorites. if you ever send them to him, he saves them all, and reads them whenever he’s feeling lonely or homesick because they make him think of you, and you make him think home.

-english wasn’t his best subject, but he loves listening to you talk about it! he thinks you’d make an incredible teacher and admires you for doing it (especially when he thinks about how some of the students might act like him or lance. you’re very very brave.) he knows you’ll do amazing and regularly tells you so whenever you’re studying.

-clingyness would be a new thing for keith, but he’d love it once you started. he regularly finds himself checking for texts from you, for hugs, reaching out to find you right beside him–he loves it. it really grounds him in a way he hasn’t had before, and it makes him all the more sure that you’re the one for him! your relationship would be solid (even with your quips and arguments) because of how dedicated you both are, and you can rely on each other even when the going gets rough.

thank you so much for waiting, hope you liked it!! -mod chimi