#but Nadia has a food kink and I WILL keep talking about it

[bottomvalerius]

F, H, J, L

Dirty A-Z Headcanons !

Thank you for asking 💕💕💕 I’ll be putting these under a readmore and answer for Donna and Sam :3c

🔞CW for discussions on kink and general nsft themes 🔞

F - Food play (do they like using food in the bedroom? are there any foods they prefer to use during sex or foreplay? any they’d like to try?)

I feel like Donna would be more into using food than Sam would, mainly because Sam does a lot more intense scenes than them.

Donna 110% enables Nadia’s feeder kink 👏🏻👏🏻 they will put on a show of being fed, especially if it’s in front of Valerius and or Lucio. Prefers eating sweets and fruit for the messy element of it

Has probably hand fed Valerius grapes though and greatly enjoyed it 👀

H - Humiliation (does degradation and insults get them hot? do they get off on humiliating someone else? what kind of humiliation is good for them?) 

Now we’re talking lmfao

Sam and Donna both need some sort of humiliation play when it comes to sex— Sam obviously prefers doing the humiliating and Donna prefers being humiliated.

Donna isn’t into being called like ugly or disgusting, but they love being called a slut, greedy, shameless, needy, etc. etc. they also like being put into humiliating/ potentially humiliating scenarios; being forced to wear a plug to work, getting fingered in front of someone else, getting passed around between friends, etc. etc. They love feeling very small and used. Facials and cum play in general are also a big bonus— they love being made to orgasm covered in their partners cum 😌

Now SAM is a different story. He loves degrading his partners obviously (he’s why Donna is even into this as much as they are lmfao), and he also loves public humiliation. However, on the rare occasion he is made to submit, he goes absolutely crazy at being degraded. If he loses, he wants it to be rubbed in his face. Once he’s pushed into sub space, he goes in hard; very little is off the table in terms of degradation and he loves every minute lmfao

J - Jelly (what kind of lube are they using? is it flavored? have they tasted it? do they prefer to use something other than real lube during sex?) 

They’re magicians so they’re definitely using magical lube and aphrodisiacs lmao

They both utilize @vesuvian-disaster ‘s Heron often for things like this heheh

Donna prefers using a lot of lube; they love feeling very slick and don’t like penetrative sex if they aren’t at least properly worked up for it

With Sam it depends on his partner and their wants; if they want it a little rougher and painful, he doesn’t mind obliging, but he carries a vial of oil on him just in case lmfao

L - Lighting (are the lights on? off? do they have some kind of mood lighting set up?) 

They both prefer lights on! Both of them like really taking their partners in and seeing every reaction. Neither are too self conscious when it comes to their own bodies, so they aren’t shy about being seen

Donna really likes using candle magic— it boosts the intimacy and it’s just really nice vibes lol I wrote something for it for kinktober but I haven’t reread it in a while tho LOL

[vesuviannights]

Oh god can the stripclub au be a Thing bc I love it. I adore it. 100/10 all my kinks are in it. I can’t stop thinking about “private shows” and all three of them dirty talking quietly during public ones to their volunteers. I’m. You’ve killed me. Any thoughts on what the roles of the other three LIs would be? 👀💦💞

Ooooh. See, when I wrote it I immediately knew that Muriel, Nadia and Portia wouldn’t be strippers themselves, but I also immediately knew what roles they would have in running the business/helping out.

(Part 1 here if anyone wants to read it!)

Portia, Nadia and Muriel As Like…Coordinated Stripper Support? 🐈🌹🐺

Portia: Bartender and Security 🐈

In charge of the alcohols, the alcoholics, ensuring that there are delicious cocktails and brews and everything in between available for their guests

Keeps a check on everyone to make sure no one gets too wasted and attempts anything with the dancers or another guests

Completely in charge of hiring other bartenders and assistance security guards, is absolutely ruthless in her selection process

Will only give you one fucking shot before she kicks you out and blacklists you from every club in the area

And if you’re the guest who tries something on one of the dancers or another guest? She’ll end you.

Nadia: Owner, Proprietor, Mental Health and Support 🌹

Started the business and will run it until she dies. Ensures that the mental health and physical safety of her staff comes first

Acquires new talent if they ever need it

Generally lets Julian, Asra and Lucio do whatever they want or need, and makes sure that when she does the budgeting that there is some extra set aside for Lucio’s extravagant performance requirements (he hasn’t asked her for a white tiger yet but she’s waiting for the day)

Has a strict ‘no fucking within staff’ policy that most definitely is in place because of her history with Lucio and also possibly Julian.

Muriel: Backstage Support, Maintenance of Props and Costumes, Den Mother 🐺

Muriel would be the one in the dressing room before, during and after performances

Behind the curtain is a good place for him, he can still do his job and care for the people he needs to without being in public too much

He would be the one making sure that all costumes were properly sewn, sequinned and styled (imagine him with a few pins and needles between his teeth and a deep look of concentration as he fixes the hole Lucio’s juicy ass ripped in his pre-performance pants AGAIN)

He gets hold of the water, the food (always healthy), ensures everyone is up to shape

Just generally protects and cares for them because lets face it, the 3 biggest disasters in this whole operation are Asra, Julian and Lucio.

[probablymango]

Dungeons and Arcana

Chapter 1: New Game

Lucio rubbed his face, trying hard not to glare at the others at the table with him. “Explain to me again, what is it you want to do?”

Asra smiles, setting down his glass. “We want to bring two more people into the game with us.”

“I got that. Who are they, do I know them, what are their experience, and do I need to start a new campaign?” He hated getting new players. Not that he wants to keep others from playing, but it meant having to learn them, figure out how they play characters, see what they could and couldn’t deal with, merging them into pre-existing campaigns was a bitch.

Julian raises his hand a bit. “My sister, she’s got a bit of experience from playing with me.”

Lucio nods, then looks at the other two.

“Our roommate, Muriel. You’ve probably met him before, or well, at least seen him.” Mordenkainen answered, making vaguely descriptive hand gestures. “Tall guy, beefy, wears a hoodie all the time, and has the big service dog. Ring any bells?”

It did, mostly because the guy was like a huge brick wall, but he wasn’t very social, so Lucio didn’t know him very well. “Does he have any experience?”

Asra and Mordenkainen look between each other with small looks of worry. “... We’ve tried…” “But neither of us are good dms so….” “Not really….”

“Jesus christ.” He groans, rubbing his face and pushing his glasses further up his face. “...... I’m going to have to meet them both, then we’ll see about a new campaign. Nadia!” He looked over his shoulder towards the kitchen.

“What?” Nadia yells back.

“You’re going to need to make a new character!”

“Okay! What kind of campaign?”

“Not sure yet! Probably just a self inserts and fantasy!”

“Hella!”

Lucio rolls his eyes then turns back to the three in front of him. “Same time or do we need to reschedule for the others?”

“Muriel is good with us.” Asra smiles brightly, lightly jumping in his seat.

Julian thinks for a bit, then pulls his cell out of his scrubs pocket. “... I’ll have to check in with her for that, but let’s stick with the same time for now.”

Lucio nods, ideas of what to make the campaign starting to form. “Good, good, please get them in contact with me before then please. I need to meet them first, even if it’s over webcam.”

Nadia came out of the kitchen, holding a bowl of grapes and milk shake. “So we’ve got more people coming?”

“Maybe.”

“Yes.” Rang in everyone else.

She nods, thoughtfully sipping at her shake. “We’ll have to order more food then. Do any of them have allergies?”

“Portia does, but I doubt that’ll stop her from eating what’s presented.”

“Still, best to make preparations anyways. What’s she allergic to?”

“Dairy, but she doesn’t acknowledge that fact.”

“Oh.” She makes a face. “Is…. is there a non-dairy pizza? Hmm, I’ll keep an eye out for non-dairy snacks that taste good.”

Julian sighs with relief. “Thank you. I can try to get her to send a list of snacks she likes, if that’d help?”

Nadia and Julian start to discuss food, while Lucio turns to the other two. “So, I know of Muriel, but what’s he like? Asides from being a big boy.”

“Shy, not outgoing, and suffers from anxiety.” Asra says, ruffling his brown hair. “We figured that doing it with friends would be the best chance at having him play and plus you’re pretty good, so we figured you’d be best at being one of his first dms.”

Lucio sighs in defeat. “We’ll talk more about this later.” He glances at the clock, then groans. “After work, it’s time to go.” He and Asra stand up, grabbing their bags and coats. “Bye Noddy!”

“Bye Mayor!” Asra grins, sliding on his obnoxiously colored green, pink, and orange jacket.

“Not mayor yet.” She laughs, waving them farewell. “Don’t forget your arm charger!”

“Thank you!” Lucio quickly grabs it from the counter, then goes out to the car. “What do you plan on playing tonight?”

Asra buckles himself, as he makes his signature cat face. “What do you mean?”

Lucio narrowed his eyes at him as he buckled himself in and pulled out. “Do you plan on being a memey little shit with the music tonight or do you plan on doing normal bar music?”

“Oh, you know.” He grins, giving Lucio the answer he knew. The bar was going to be filled with meme songs, most of them were going to give him a headache.

“You little shit.” He groaned, already feeling the headache forming from just thinking of what he was going to hear for the hours they were working together. “Can you at least put on good meme music?”

“Excuse you, but Smash Mouth is great music.” He laughs, watching the buildings pass by.

“No, no it’s not. And please, for the love of god, don’t play What’s New Pussycat, because I swear, I will jump over the bar and strangle you for it.”

“Kinky.” He snickers, poking at his shoulder.

“It’s not a kink thing you perverted little shit!” He groans, keeping his eyes on the road as he blindly slaps at Asra.

Asra snorts, weakly batting his hand away. “What if I play, It’s Not Unusual?”

“That’s worse!” He groans, putting his hand back on the wheel. “Just… Please, take some of the patrons’ requests.”

“I’ll consider it.”

It was quiet for the next few minutes, but as Lucio finished parking, his speakers came to life with-

“DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?”

“ASRAAAAAA!”

The culprit ran into the bar, laughing with bastardly delight. Lucio groaned, rubbing his face as he turned off the car, and grabbed his bag. He hoped today will be slow, so he could write, but since Asra took over the music selection, more people started coming in. It was good for business, but not good for his creativity. He went inside, clocked himself in, and went to his usual part of the bar, the one with the plug-in built into the counter. He plugged in his phone and arm, hoping people chose the other bartenders, but knowing he’s never that lucky.

His fear was confirmed about 10 minutes into his shift. Asra had some weird remix playing as a sickly looking older man came to the bar in front of him. Worm man, or Vlastomil, as his name tag reads, comes in regularly. The only reason Lucio even remembers this fucker is solely because he stands out; super pale, an almost leprechaun face, dark clothes, and is usually saying something about worms. He assumes the man works at the bait shop, but honestly didn't care enough to find out. “What will it be, sir?”

“Drunken worm cocktail.”

He gets out the ingredients, passion fruit vodka, peach schnapps, cointreu, coconut rum, sweet and sour, cranberry juice, and gummy worms. It looked tasty, white bottom, with red top, ice, and gummy worms resting on the top. “Here you go.”

“Thank you.” He sets down $15 and walks away to a darker part of the room. A weird, but alright person.

He stares at him for a bit, then picks up his phone and starts typing.  Vlastomil…. Sounds like a perfect fantasy name….  He quickly made some notes, then put away his phone as another person came over. “Hi, how can I help you?”

The man in front of him was beautiful, like almost a model. Long hair in a braid, brown that somehow beautifully turns to blond, and clothes that looked a bit more expensive than this area normally gets. Dammit, he didn’t need an instant crush on a stranger. “What kinds of wine do you have?”

“... Uh, I’ll have to check the list.” Not many people wanted straight wine, so he forgot the actual names of them. “We have…. Pinot Grigio.. Some Chardonnay… uhhh.. Pinot Noir… Rose and Cabernet Sauvignon?”

He raises an eyebrow and has a small smile. “Not used to serving?”

“Not used to serving straight wine. Which would you like?”

He stares at the bottles for a bit. “Pinot Noir.”

“You got it.” He pours him a glass and hands it to him, then watches as he awkwardly holds the glass, probably expecting a wine glass instead of the regular ass glasses they have.

“Thank you.” He continues to stay at the bar, drinking as he looked around, sipping thoughtfully at his wine. “Hmp, this is just like him too.”

He shouldn’t butt in or even mention that he heard it, but his nosiness is getting the better of him. “Who?”

He sighs, leaning back into the bar. “My ex, he used to bring this home constantly. Should have expected the bad after taste of him with it.”

“That’s rough buddy.” Did he really just say that? He’s been dming too long, now he sounds like an actual NPC!

He snorts softly, turning to smile at him. “I didn’t think bartenders actually said that.”

They don’t, I’m just too used to fantasy. “I like going beyond people’s expectations.”

“I’ll keep that in mind.” He turns back around, continuing to sip at his wine.

Lucio looked over at Asra, only to see him gesturing to…. Do something? He looked at his phone and, oh, he sent a text.

Snek meme bastard: is that valerius? Me: Who is that and why should I care? Snek meme bastard: cuz hes muriels cuz Me: ….. Me: Can u try that again with proper spelling? Snek meme bastard: valerius is muriels cousin Snek meme bastard: is that valerius? Me: not sure Snek meme bastard: ASK Me: NO Snek meme bastard: please Me: no Snek meme bastard: please Me: no Snek meme bastard: please Me: no Snek meme bastard: please Me: no Snek meme bastard: please Me: no Snek meme bastard: please Me: no Snek meme bastard: ………. Snek meme bastard: ill give you $20 bucks if you do Me: …… if he calls the cops im bringing you to jail with me

He groans, rubbing the bridge of his nose, then looks back up at the handsome man in front of him. “What’s your name?”

He looks up at him. “.... any reason you want to know?”

Shit, shit, what does he say? “Why wouldn’t I like to know the name of an attractive person at my bar?” He grins, dying on the inside. He really needs to stop hanging out with MC, they were giving him bad habits of unnecessary flirting with everyone who sticks around for more than 5 minutes.

He looks at him for a bit, then laughs. “You…” He snorts, setting down his drink. “Where.. How did you learn to talk like that?”

“I have no idea of what you mean.” Well, at least he got the stranger to laugh, hopefully that means good things and not being considered a creep. “I speak like a regular people.”

He laughs more, then tries to take a sip of his wine. “I’ll…” He snickers. “I’ll tell you mine, if you tell me your’s.”

“I’m Lucio of Vesuvia!” He adds a bit of lordly flair to the way he says it, deciding to commit to the weird way of talking for this man. “And you are?”

He giggles, barely able to talk at this point. “I’m- hehehe- I’m Consul Valerius, at your service!” He goes back to laughing.

His phone lights up, warning him that Asra wanted to call. Fuck that, it’s too loud for that to work out. He declines the call to see that Asra had texted him. A lot.

Snek meme bastard: is it him? Snek meme bastard: hey Snek meme bastard: lucio Snek meme bastard: lucio Snek meme bastard: is it him? Snek meme bastard: LUCIO Snek meme bastard: lucy Snek meme bastard: i said get a name not flirt Snek meme bastard: …… Snek meme bastard: bitch Snek meme bastard: dude Snek meme bastard: respond or i will rick roll the entire club Snek meme bastard: im serious Snek meme bastard: just say if he is or isnt Snek meme bastard: 3 Snek meme bastard: 2 Snek meme bastard: 1 Me: WAIT

But it was too late, the room was filling with the beginning of Never Going to Give You Up, sending almost every person in the bar into a collective flight or fight response. Some were booing Asra, others just loudly complaining, some were laughing, and even fewer actually left. Asra stared directly at Lucio, demanding a response.

Me: YES HIS NAME IS VALERIUS Me: TURN IT OFF Snek meme bastard: :3

The music was changed to.. Something else, the song wasn’t familiar, so that was good. He sighs, rubbing his face. “Sorry about that. Our DJ is a…. He’s a bastard and let’s leave it at that…”

He shrugs, finishing his glass of wine. “It’s alright, odd choices in music, but he seems alright.”

After the song, one of the other DJs took over for a bit, then Asra made, as straight as he could, for them. “Valerius?”

“Who wants to know.” His mood immediately dropped back to being serious.

“Muriel’s roommate, Asra.”

He glances at Lucio, as if to get confirmation.

“This is my bastard coworker, Asra, the memelord.” Lucio sighs, gesturing at him.

Asra grins, then starts talking to Valerius, but Lucio stopped listening so that he could make some more notes. Vesuvia and Valerius… wonderful names..

“Excuse me!” A loud person, yelled at Lucio. He looked up to see Vulgora, one of the few people you actually remembered the name of. They were constantly getting into fights and just overall loud. “Get me a beer!”

“Any specific kind?”

“A beer!”

Lucio nodded, getting the cheapest beer he could find and putting it in a glass, then handing it to them. “Here you go.” Vulgora and the bar had a deal, they could drink as much as they wanted and the bill would be put directly on their bank account. The bill on most days was too many drinks, on worst days, over hundreds of dollars for repairs. He didn’t understand why they were let back in after the first time, but at least they were paying for it.

With their drink in hand, Vulgora started chugging as they went to find someone to arm wrestle, and Lucio went back to his phone. Vulgora… that’s a rather unique name…

There was tapping on the counter, he looked up to see one of his greatest fears: Dr. Valdemar. The doctor might not have done anything specifically harmful to him, but waking up in the middle of surgery was still lucid led to….. Visual nightmares that have haunted him for over 6 years. “..... How can I help you?”

“Have you seen Dearil?”

“Uhh.. no?” Name sounded familiar, but he couldn’t place who it was.

They look around, contemplating their next words. “Dark orange hair, reddish brown eyes, and is probably carrying a skull?”

No, no he has not. Well, maybe, there’s a lot of people here. He shrugs. “Can’t help you, sorry.”

They nod, setting down a bill. “Thanks anyways.” They wandered into the crowd, hopefully to never be seen again.

…. They would make a great villain. He typed some more at his phone. He was getting a lot of V names tonight.

“Um, sir?” There was a lady in front of him. “Do you serve food here?”

“The bar with food is over there.” He points to the other side.

“Thank you.” She smiles, walking away and someone said “Volta!” as she approached.

This place has a surprising amount of people with Vs in their first name… He went back to his phone, waiting on Asra to stop talking to the cute guy.

[allmyeverymuse]

✩ Nadia and Kyne

Send ‘✩’ for the following: Nadia and Kyne

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? KyneWho threatens to leave but never actually does? NeitherWho actually keeps their word and leaves? NeitherWho trashes the house? No oneDo either of them get physical? Nadia; Kyne’s afraid of hurting herHow often do they argue/disagree? Not very oftenWho is the first to apologise? Kyne, he’s usually the one fucking up

Sex:

Who is on top? KyneWho is on the bottom? NadiaWho has the strangest desires? Nadia? Maybe? Idek.Any kinks? Not reallyWho’s dominant in bed? KyneIs head ever in the equation? SometimesIf so, who is better at performing it? NadiaEver had sex in public? NoWho moans the most? NadiaWho leaves the most marks? NadiaWho screams the loudest? NadiaWho is the more experienced of the two? Uh... Not sureDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Both, sometimes in the same session.Rough or soft? ^How long do they usually last? 10-15 minutes. More if there’s foreplay.Is protection used? NahDoes it ever get boring? NoWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? Probably on his throne

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? YesIf so, how many children do your muses want/have?  Kyne wants a son, dammit... so... as many children as that takes to achieve.Who is the favorite parent? NadiaWho is the authoritative parent? KyneWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? NadiaWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? BothWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? BothWho goes to parent teacher interviews?  NadiaWho changes the diapers? BothWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? NadiaWho spends the most time with the children? NadiaWho packs their lunch boxes? NadiaWho gives their children ‘the talk’? Depends on the genderWho cleans up after the kids? BothWho worries the most? KyneWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Kyne

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? BothWho is the little spoon? NadiaWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? BothWho struggles to keep their hands to themself?  NadiaHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? All nightWho gives the most kisses? NadiaWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Taking in showsWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? BedWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? Nadia. No. Both. How often do they get time to themselves? Not very much; Kyne’s usually working

Sleeping:

Who snores? KyneIf both do, who snores the loudest? KyneDo they share a bed or sleep separately? ShareIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Cozy upWho talks in their sleep? No oneWhat do they wear to bed? Very littleAre either of your muses insomniacs? Kyne, depending on the workloadCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? NoDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? CuddlemonkeysWho wakes up with bed hair? BothWho wakes up first? NadiaWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? NeitherWhat is their favourite sleeping position? Kyne on his back, Nadia curled up at his sideWho hogs the sheets? Fuckin’ Nadia, manDo they set an alarm each night? YeahCan a television be found in their bedroom? YesWho has nightmares? NeitherWho has ridiculous dreams? Neither that I know ofWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Nadia...Who makes the bed? NadiaWhat time is bed time? 11:00-12:00Any routines/rituals before bed? Sex? Does sex count?Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Nadia

Work:

Who is the busiest? KyneWho rakes in the highest income? KyneAre any of your muses unemployed? NoWho takes the most sick days? NeitherWho is more likely to turn up late to work? Nadia, probably Kyne’s faultWho sucks up to their boss? NeitherWhat are their jobs? CEO of a major company; CopWho stresses the most? KyneDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Kyne doesn’t like Nadia being in the feildAre your muses financially stable? Oh yeah

Home:

Who does the washing? Hired helpWho takes out the trash? Hired HelpWho does the ironing? Hired helpWho does the cooking? Hired helpWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? KyneWho is messier? KyneWho leaves the toilet roll empty? KyneWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? NeitherWho forgets to flush the toilet? NeitherWho is the prankster around the house? NeitherWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? BothWho mows the lawn? GroundskeeperWho answers the telephone? Kyne, Hired helpWho does the vacuuming? Hired helpWho does the groceries? Hired helpWho takes the longest to shower? NadiaWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Nadia

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? NoHow many cars do they own? 4Do they own their home or do they rent? OwnDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? CoastDo they live in the city or in the country? Outskirts of the cityDo they enjoy their surroundings? YesWhat’s their song? Gaston - Beauty and the Beast. (shutup)What do they do when they’re away from each other? WorkWhere did they first meet? How did they first meet?Who spends the most money when out shopping? NadiaWho’s more likely to flash their assets?  NeitherWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? NadiaAny mental issues? NoWho’s terrified of bugs?  NeitherWho kills the spiders around the house?  Whoever finds itTheir favourite place?  Their bed, in the quiet hours before sunriseWho pays the bills? KyneDo they have any fears for their future? Not having children - NadiaWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? KyneWho uses up all of the hot water? KyneWho’s the tallest? KyneWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? BothWho wanders around in their underwear? Nadia, and he likes itWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? NadiaWhat do they tease each other about? StereotypesWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? NeitherDo they have mutual friends? YepWho crushed first? Nadia, probably. By a small marginAny alcohol or substance related problems? NahWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? NeitherWho swears the most? Kyne