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probably will be FORCED by Pomp And Circumstance to go to the CLOWN HOSPITAL, for a CLOWN INJURY (may or may not be An ALLEGEDLY Fractured Foot...a MOURNFUL MALADY incurred in the most PATHETIC and LAPSIDAISICAL Fashion of TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLY Events......
Anyway. Forgot what I was saying. Buy me 1/25th of an x-ray or whatnot I guess
#ASK ME#ASK ME HOW I ALLEGEDLY BROKE MY FOOTSIE BONSIES!!!!#shall come up with a different answer EACH time and they shall ALL be curious concerning and browraising#no but really ASK ME i have SO. MANY. ANSWERS.#(the actual answer isn't even mundane if anything it is...Up There.)#(my personal curse is the inability to give a straight answer Even And Especially when the actual accurate answer is funnier!#sometimes the actual truth of the matter is funnier! life just works like that occasionally!!!#and still it is my duty--my god calling--to decieve#anyways an object fell on me or I fell on an object. that object maybe or may not be a planet. or may or may not be an undisclosed oblong.#or both. or neither. mind your business before i suck your tax evaded beeswax right under you#...i May be slightly loopy on the adrenaline aftermath of (ALLEGEDLY) breaking some damn bones#I'm cranky and i want to hobble to the kitchen to Procure some Frozen Breakfast Food#and yet i am bound to bed for the sake of Elevating The Limb#I Am Basically Tantalus Do You Comprehend I Am Tantalus I Am A Tortured Mythological Figure And You Are Standing By Like Impotent Cupbearer#s#YOU ARE AN IMPOTENT CUPBEARER AND I AM PROMETHEUS SCREECHING AS MY INNARDS ARE WOVEN INTO STATEMENT ART#......motherfricker my ice pack is leaking
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#the sims 4#sims 4#ts 4#thesims4#sims4#ts4#ts4 life and death#ts4 ravenwood#I'm SO in love with this pack already#and i haven't even played yet#just looked around the map#my reapers will be happy here#❤️❤️❤️#my gameplay#my screenshots#my sims
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first session on this LORGE boy!!
if i had a nickel for every time i got a tattoo of a dnd podcast with 69 episodes that made me cry, i'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#tattoo apprentice things#it needs maybe another hour for shading + fixing some lines#i ran out of time today and i didn't want to rush it#i'm trying to do these inky grungy outlines so i'll go back with my 3rl and do some more details#and pack in more black bc i did Not go deep enough#every time i feel bad about myself i just have to scream 'i've been doing this for a month'#it can only get better it's FINE
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Cult of the Lamb: Pilgrim Pack Trailer (DLC Release Date - August 12th.)
#cult of the lamb#cotl#massive monster#cult of the lamb pilgrim pack#cotl pilgrim pack#spark talks about nothing of relevance#signal boost#Nintendo#nintendo switch#LOSING MY MINDS LADS#i just finished my 100% so I'm SO glad i won't have to grind extra content like clothes but WOOOO NEW CONTENT!!!#cotl jalala#cotl rinor#if anything happens to these two I'm killing everyone in my cult and then myself
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Do yoy like their silly little dance
the inside of my brain at any given moment:
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#gif warning#gifs that bop along to your music warning#gidel is SO little#look at him compared to everyone else!#three apples tall!#i could put him in my pocket and still have space to pack him a lunch#this rhythmic is so silly. i love when we get a cutesy upbeat rhythmic right before everything goes straight to shit.#fellow and gidel: (dance around all cutely and throw confetti)#fellow and gidel: anyway now it's time to sell you#just the most adorable little kidnappers 🩷#so glad they made an official gidel chibi because otherwise i would have tried to and it would not have ended well#i'm trying to do a meleanor right now and she is giving me enough trouble. she doesn't even have any STRIPES.#do you think the riggers got handed the designs for this event with all the stripes and swirlies and patches and patterns#and just had to go stare at a wall for an hour or two#'okay look people are going to see this on a small screen with a rhythm game going on in the foreground'#'nobody is going to take a high-res screen recording and then go through it frame-by-frame to scrutinize our rigging breakdowns'#'what kind of HUGE NERD do you think plays this stupid game'#(shifty eyes)
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*puts down some SAGAU fluff* come here i have a tasty meal for you :)
Childe often goes to the city to pick up supplies, as you can't wander into a crowd without getting accused of impersonation- he's seen the scars etched over your skin, the lines of starry blood from blades and burns. so even with the cloth mask you always wear, he doesn't push you to venture into any big cities or villages. you are the Creator, after all, and Childe- Ajax- wants you to be as happy as possible. besides, it's always the perfect opportunity to catch wind of any news floating around, both from his subordinates and chatter on the street. the Eleventh Harbinger is oddly quiet nowadays, completing his work in silence and deep thought, yet the agents of the Fatui swear they can see a faint sparkle in his deep blue eyes.
it's during one of his outings that Ajax notices that he has a shadow- a small, fuzzy shadow, a kitten trotting after him as he goes around doing his weekly errands. the tiny thing is determined keep following him, even though one of his steps is practically an entire journey to it, and after the kitten trails after him to every shop he visits, Ajax simply scoops it up in one hand and carries it with him. it clambers onto his shoulder and makes itself comfortable, periodically mewing and nudging his cheek. Foul Legacy is going mad trying to stay silent in the back of Ajax's head, trilling and chirping in delight at the new adorable friend.
you're equally as delighted when Ajax brings the kitten home, gasping and reaching out as he gently sets it in your hands- and just in time, as Foul Legacy takes over their shared body, nuzzling up to you and chittering very quietly so he doesn't scare the cat. he watches your every move and reaction, the warm smile on your face after all that you've suffered making his heart melt. your newfound friend meows, high pitched and squeaky, kneading biscuits against your scarred palms as Legacy gently pulls you into his lap and purrs deeply along with the tiny kitten's buzzing.
the Creator, an Abyssal monster, and their fluffy companion- now all you need to do is think of a name.
#genshin impact#childe#tartaglia#gi ajax#foul legacy#foul legacy childe#genshin tartagalia#genshin childe#genshin tartaglia#genshin x reader#childe x reader#sagau#genshin sagau#I'M FINALLY DONE WITH EXAMS AAAAAAAAA#i'm so tired i'm very exhausted#it feels so weird not having any work to do aside from packing#oh off topic but are tumblr tags being weird for anyone for a while#sometimes certain ones i want just don't show up when i try to tag them#weird#short scenario#wifi's brainrot#good evening
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I don't know why, but 2024 really is the year of missing the Hale Pack for me :(
I miss Derek having the chance to become a real alpha
I miss Erica and Boyd getting the chance to return to the pack and live
I miss snarky bastard uncle Peter in the corner
I miss getting to explore Isaac living with Derek and finding a home
I miss Pack Mom Stiles
Heck, I miss Jackson getting the chance to find a place where he belongs instead of being written off
#Teen Wolf#Derek Hale#Stiles Stilinski#Sterek#Vernon Boyd#Erica Reyes#Isaac Lahey#Peter Hale#Jackson Whittemore#Hale Pack#ya know. the classic Sterek Hale Pack#I live in the world where Jackson never left and stays in the pack#just as much as I live in the world where Boyd and Erica never died#<3<3<3#I just love the denial okay <3#I'm so glad that Teen Wolf is on our watch list#right after we finish Buffy up!!! gonna drag my bestie into Sterek hell#Pack Mom Stiles
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Welcome to Mourningvale, Hope Pollock
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#ts4 gameplay#ts4 challenge#ts4 legacy challenge#ts4 screenshots#ts4 life and death#aaaaand we're back with Hope!! 👀#she's skeptical okay? 🤣🤣#i'm so IN LOVE with that mask istg#the male outfits in this pack are chef's kiss. I love all of them even the ghost outfits! 😫#look at him wearing that suit 😭 so delicious just like when he was alive#ok last post of the day 😪#pollock legacy#gen5#hope pollock#best.pack.ever btw
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we were good once
#asoryuu#tgaa#dgs#the great ace attorney#dai gyakuten saiban#kazuma asogi#ryunosuke naruhodo#pray forgive the inconsistency of spelling the ship tag with two u's but using just one for the name...#i played the official translation so i got used to these spellings#anyway i'm enjoying this watercolour brush pack#so here's some gay boys#my art#illustration
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The first meeting of the Vatore Book Club has commenced.
Previous / Next
Helena: Caleb, are you in here? [telepathically] Caleb?
[silence]
[under breath] Where are you? You promised you’d show me more today.
[picking up journal] Hmm. These definitely weren’t here before.
[begins reading]
May 25, 1918: Another night daymare. Same as all the others. Calloused hands squeezing my throat, phantom fists pummeling my stomach, shrill bursts of laughter assailing my ears, sky of taunting stars, blinding white moon, a monstrous form looming over me… Straud insists I should no longer be able to dream. One more bold-faced lie from a man who speaks arrogant, empty words just to hear his own voice - and endlessly, endlessly. I already tire of his dull speeches.
July 10, 1918: The days stretch eternal in this crumbling mansion. I am Straud’s prisoner, though he claims I am free to come and go as I please. Yet he prattles on with excuses as though he does me a favor by denying me. I’ll not be allowed off the grounds until I bend to his will, until I have suitably mastered discipline. How I loathe that word! I’ll be sick if I hear it once more.
September 8th, 1918: Killed two men last night. Only meant to step out for fresh air but instead found drunken idiot humans stumbling unknowingly across town lines. Their thoughts came to me easily. (So the old man taught me something after all.) Vile and crude remarks on my body, naturally. My vision flashed white with rage, and my body convulsed as if to split in two. Their taste of their blood was exquisite. It’s a funny thing, though. I kept expecting the swell of remorse to arise, but it never did, even when my brother, drawn by the cacophony, flinched away at the sight of my monstrousness, truly frightened of me for the first time. Further reflection is required, but for now I must depart. Straud requires placating.
Helena: [thinking] This is Lilith’s diary?
[flips to final pages]
February 22, 1921: Caleb’s birthday tomorrow. If it passes, he will be 27. He will continue to outpace me in physical age. He will eventually die. I’ve promised it will not. All week, he has been nervously pacing and eerily silent, too afraid to ask the obvious question: Will I truly make him like me? I know how to do it, but thirst remains a constant presence in the back of my throat. I suppose I will take it up with Straud one last time, though he will respond as usual. He believes the gift should be offered only to those who have been deemed worthy. But he grows uncomfortable when I ask how he determined my worthiness. I know he saw me merely as an opportunity, a flimsy young girl in distress who could be easily remolded in his image. I disappoint him every day. We must be free of him soon.
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Vlad, telepathically: I can still hear every thought that passes through your mind, girl. Your barricades are sloppily constructed. And, no, my position has not changed.
#ts4#sims 4#ts4 story#story: hzid#sims 4 story#vladislaus straud#helena zhao#lilith vatore#felt like dropping at midnight idk#this was going to be a lot longer#but i realized the journal entries are a lot of reading already lol#btw they are transcribed in both alt text and under the cut because i know the “handwriting” is a little hard to read#so you just get a small peek into the past as an appetizer for the main event 👀#i'm going to try to rely mostly on pose packs for the next post#but the one after that might take me a long while because i have a very specific vision for it 😮💨
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this just in! Artemis and her hunters have sworn off love, not just men, which means they are not, in fact, lesbians!
#if I hear someone say “artemis the lesbian goddess” or “Artemis and her pack of lesbians” I'm going to lose it#in toa it says that if a hunter falls in love with a girl its still forbidden because they've sworn off love#not just men!!#so uh sorry they aren't lesbian if anything they're ace#its like “oh they rejected love? that means they've only rejected men! haha! lesbians!” no??? they rejected LOVE. ROMANTIC LOVE from ANYONE#regardless of gender#shipping hunters is like taking away their identity#*cough* Reyna and Thalia *cough*#hunters of artemis#artemis#reyna avila ramirez arellano#Thalia grace#toa#trials of apollo#I AM NOT HOMOPHOBIC#DONT GET ME WRONG
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I write fragile on a dozen boxes salvaged from recycling I forgot to take out before I knew I was moving and my hand shakes even more each time. The lines bleed off the box corners and into me. I'm fragile, you see.
#poem#poetry#spilled ink#spilled thoughts#long story short i have made choices in my life such that my only option when i hit this present juncture#was to move home and i am not handling the lack of choice well#in my first year living here especially i bought beautiful fragile things because i love beautiful fragile things and because i thought#i was on the path that my next move would be my last one. i was going to buy a home and that would be it and i'd only need to pack up#my whole life once more and so i could justify the vintage vases and such. but the past couple of years have been brutal on me#and i've made choices that i stand by and choices that i don't and now i'm moving home and it's less than ideal but i'll make it work#perhaps this is short story long#anyway. before i first moved in my roommate texted me from home depot because she and her boyfriend were at home depot#and i was at work at the time. and she wanted to know what color i wanted my room because they were gonna paint my room that day#and i didn't have time to make a decision and she's an artist with a great eye so i sent her my pinterest decor board and said maybe a gree#like this kind of green? and she got this gorgeous green reminiscent of a paris green that looks amazing with all my art on the walls#but i just had to take the art down. i'm in the middle of the task actually. and now it's just this big green expanse#and i'm not feeling so good about leaving this place#but the way i felt so safe and so loved when i got that text and when i got here and saw that the room was painted bc they wanted me to sta#the past few years have been not so good in a lot of ways like i said but this place was an island of peace for me when things were rough#anyway. fragile. thanks for listening
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redactedverse au sweetheart investigates the murder of Milo Greer and can't tell why he feels so familiar
#I'm sorry im so sorry#my sister was watching something horror and my mind just jumped I'm so sorry#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#hey milo and sweetheart are still together in this au (technically...)#redacted milo#milo greer#redacted milo greer#milo and sweetheart greer#redacted asmr milo#redacted asmr shaw pack
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stuff heavily referenced from clive hicks-jenkins' art cus i've been rly into it lately 🥰
cute idea scribblings for the last drawing..lol
#tes#skyrim#talvas fathryon#neloth#my art#stylized small pupils look good on neloff#and kinda off topic but he would really benefit from wearing robes that aren't tied around the waist LOL it would give him more of a -#- powerful look .. mmrp#i'll never be able 2 do wat clive can do but i think i came pretty close#using the materials dat i have#i like all of these though :) pencil makes me happy#whenever i draw traditionally i always have something smart to say abt art in my head but then i forget everything i wanted to say#i wanted to add text to the last one as well but i'm not well versed in how clive would use text in his artworks yet && tbh it looks -#- better w/o it#if i did add text .... it'd say: “first love” :)#how cute :)#and the last btw#😂#i'm really not sorry for drawing nothign but nelvas rn but i will come back to other stuff once i'm not as packed w/ work#when i'm in stress i just like to draw the things i'm used to for now#these drawings r so big my tumblr is gonna kms over them get over it bitch
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happy birthday to the guy done dirtiest by the narrative, the one true rat of the league, and the captain of your las vegas aces: kent parson!
#kent parson#omgcp#omgcp fanart#check please#omgcheckplease#bro why does this fandom have so many tags..........#watching the cats take the cup like huh wonder why i'm rooting for the underdogs with the scrappy american heel#surely nothing to do with the four-year-old chip on my shoulder about the kvp epilogue! surely unrelated#ok ok sorry i'm gonna pack the salt back where it came from. i just have so many feelings about him is the thing#elijah does art
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#mine#doctor who#dwedit#david tennant#mawaan rizwan#dw spoilers#SOON!!!!#HAPPY DOCTOR WHO DAY MY FRIENDS#(it's still nov 22 for me but i'm sure it's the 23rd for most of you reading this by now!!!!)#i'm gonna wear my 60th anniversary shirt i got from sdcc to work tomorrow#very excited :'))))#but also i have been so exhausted every day with packing up my classroom#i can't wait for it all to be over#and then i can just relax and think about dw in peace!!!!
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