#but I'll be ok

[multi-lefaiye]

who knew polyamory involved so much fuckin SOCIALIZING

[gaylactic-fire]

[pillowspace]

GIRLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT CYERCE ELEGANS

If Cyerce nigricans is a butterfly, then this is a fairy... Cyerce nigricans for comparison:

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[4n6guy]

It's OK, I'm not ok, but I'll be OK

It's OK to cry

It's OK to feel the way that i feel

It's OK to not be OK Once in a while

It makes me mad that I have to get drunk to cry

It makes me sad that you never, ever,

ever ask why

26 years and all my fears are wrapped up in you

It's OK, I'm not ok, but I'll be OK

It's not the first time

that I've been this way

Im in the bottle, but there's not throttle or no noose

I'm not unraveled, I'm just rattled and a little loose

It's OK, I'm not ok, but I'll be OK

It's OK, I'm not ok, but I'll be OK

It's OK, I'm not ok, but I'll be OK

This time around as I arise

I'm not the same

Through all the hurt and the distance and the shame

This time around as I arise

'cause I know I've changed

[imyourcomputergame]

[kedreeva]

We've been losing power due to winter storms lately so my partner 3D printed me a tealight "to fill in for tumblr when you're offline"

anyway this should be official merch imo

[softestaries]

Ncuti rly just rocked up trouserless, played a high-stakes game of catch, told his younger self to get some fucking therapy, cloned the Tardis (HELLO?), and left to go clubbing. Iconic behaviour. No notes.

[expelliarmus]

[unknownalone]

girls when it gets worse before it gets better

[bumblebeebats]

As much as i love Dungeon Meshi, i do think that given Ryoko Kui's attention to realistic worldbuilding there ought to be a companion series called Dishes Meshi where they spend 2hrs washing and drying and packing away. Alll the goddamnfuck dishes they just made

[parisoonic]

pals drinking together (hand practice that got out of control)

[beeqisch]

hi *stabs u* oops *stabs u again* my bad *stabs u again*

[bemp0]

Some discarded ideas for the DE poster project

[zhukzucraft]

nuclear family as described by Iskall

[bananonbinary]

Crab Day

okay, so here's a new info post from the top.

the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.

solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)

the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)

i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.