#but I’m actually sleepy for once zzz

[astarionposting]

good night lovely, listening to gualala by mac demarco before sleeping which is mwa, have a great day <333 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF< U BETTER, anyways.... :))

Goodnight cutie!! I hope you a good sleep and lovely dreams!

I WILL TRY MY BEST LOL but I actually am sleepy so I might actually fall asleep instead of staying up all day and night again 😭 ilyily <3

[nogenderbee]

I’m the anon that asked for teen!Mc trying to dye her hair like thirteen

maybe Lucifer, Levi, belphie and Thirteen (If you write for her ofc-)

Hello! Thank you for coming back and yes, I do write for Thirteen ^^ This actually was pretty fun to write (because I'm OBSESSED with colorful hair) I wrote 2 reactions for every character aaand I'm rambling again so let's just go into it and I hope you enjoy <3

Teen!MC dyes her hair to match with Thirteen

⊱ Lucifer knew you really liked girl with pink-purple hair, and he often used it saying that you can't meet with her untill you to your homework and stuff like that

⊱ you didn't got hurt while meeting with her yet so he didn't ban you from meeting with her, although it hurt his pride that you look up more to her than him...

You ask him to dye your hair:

⊱ when you asked him to dye your hair, he immediately disagreed saying that you're still too young and you can just ruin your hair

⊱ it's really impossible that he'll help you do it because as he says "you're too young" and it also hurts his pride a little as well

"No, no and again no. Don't ask me that again because my answer will stay the same."

You surprise him with new hair color:

⊱ if you surprise him with your new hair, then you better run fast and hope that he's tired today

⊱ of course she quickly realizes that this hair color is based on Thirteen and let's just say he's not a big fan of it and you're just going to be grounded for some months or untill the dye comes off

"I think I was clear about you dyeing your hair and you didn't listened to me. And now you're grounded for at very least 3 months."

⊱ Levi knew you would prefer to stoned time with Thirteen than him, after all he's just a gross otaku!

⊱ so it wasn't a surprise to him that whenever he passed the two of you, you were absolutely amazed by her, sure he didn't knew what exactly you saw in her but he knew she still was better than him!

You ask him to dye your hair:

⊱ when you asked him to help you paint your hair, he agreed as long as Lucifer won't kill him for that, so as long as you have his approval or you can lie well, he'll help you

⊱ he quickly understands why did you picked pink and purple and not any other color and let's just say he's tiny bit jealous... although he promised to paint your hair, so he'll do that

"Done... are you sure you want that tho? You can get bored of it and Lucifer will surely kill me if I help you again."

You surprise him with new hair color:

⊱ he was waiting for you to come to his room to play some video games, and when you first entered his room, he only saw pink-purple hair so he was surprised that Thirteen somehow got into his room

⊱ but he quickly realizes that it's you and he's absolutely jealous, he knows he's gross but if so then why are you even coming here to play?!!

"Thirteen? How did you- YN? You dyed your hair to match her...? Why her tho?!"

⊱ Belphie saw how much you like Thirteen and let's just say that he wasn't necessary a fan of it... but he usually was sleeping through all your interactions with her so he didn't noticed anything off

You ask him to dye your hair:

⊱ when you asked him to dye your hair, he was a little shocked that you asked HIM! I mean... he wouldn't be even surprised if he would fall asleep midway

⊱ but if he somehow doesn't fall asleep and you convince him to do it, he doesn't noticed the meaning behind those colors

"Alright I think I'm done. It was really tiring so I'm gonna take a nap now, goodnight."

You surprise him with new hair color:

⊱ he's too sleepy to notice the colors but once he finally does catch on that you just wanted to match with Thirteen

⊱ he honestly didn't get it... why did you choose her?! But he's just too tired to tell you anything about it so he just says it's alright when you ask him for his opinion

"It's alright, I guess... Zzz..."

⊱ Thirteen always saw how excited and how you looked up to her which she was really proud of! She absolutely adored this little part of you

⊱ once you asked if you can just study her hair a little bit and of course she agreed as long as you won't tangle it

You ask her to dye your hair:

⊱ when you randomly asked her for help with dying your hair, she immediately agreed and asked you what color do you want to dye it

⊱ when you told her you want the same hair color as she has, she immediately agreed to dye your hair and she did a very good job doing it

"Don't worry, I'll make your hair look as good as mine does"

You surprise her with new hair color:

⊱ she thought that you just enjoy playing with someones hair but how shocked she was when on the next day you came with pink-purple hair

⊱ and when she saw you she immediately went to give you a little head pat, saying she's proud of you

"I see you're following the best style! That's my little human!"

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[humancomedy]

Human Comedy: Tragedy - 2

Mitsuru: Mmm~! Feels so good to be out in the sun!

Location: Shopping Area

Time: A few minutes later

Mitsuru: Mmm~! Feels so good to be out in the sun!

Hajime: Fufu, yes, it's starting to get warmer little by little. I think the cherry blossoms will bloom much earlier this year, at this rate. Although, they were just very late in blooming last year.

And last year's flower-viewing live, SakuraFes⁠. That's the one Akehoshi-senpai and his unit members performed in, yes? I'm wondering if we can do one this year.

Mitsuru: Whaa~? I wanna be in the marching band again! I wanna dash around while going doot-doot on my trumpet! ☆

Hajime: Mrmm... Anyone could do that sort of job, so I'd rather give it to the new students instead.

Our seniors have been a huge help to us, so I'd love to do the same by watching over our juniors and giving them opportunities.

Ehehe... I'm sorry, maybe that was a bit arrogant of me?

Mitsuru: Nope! Hajime-chan's always right about everything! But wooow... so we're gonna get juniors too... It hasn't hit me yet!

Hajime: Fufu, it's so exciting~ I wonder what sort of first years we'll have?

If any cute students come in, let's invite them over to Ra*bits and power our unit. ♪

Mitsuru: Hmm... I'm not super sure about this so I wanna ask... Are we gonna stay as Ra*bits even after our seniors have graduated?

Hajime: Wha... I mean, that was exactly what I was planning to do...?

Mitsuru: But we didn't actually promise that, did we? Also, Nii~chan's graduating, so...?

Hajime: Um... By any chance, did you want to join a different unit? Or are you planning on making a new one?

Mitsuru: Nah, that's not why I'm asking... Ra*bits is the best, y'know~! I looove Ra*bits! ♪

But, we can't stay the way we've always been. Everyone keeps acting like that's what's gonna happen when spring comes around.

It feels like they're turning their eyes away from what's important, like, to avoid deciding on anything...

We'll just trip and hurt ourselves if we dash ahead with our eyes closed... It'll be too late to cry then, y'know...?

Hajime: ...?

Tomoya: Heeey~! You guys need to slow down...

Don't leave us behind. Well, all of us know where to go. If the worst comes to worst, we can just meet up there. But still.

Hajime: Waah—I'm so sorry! Mitsuru-kun, let's take it slow, okay? Tomoya-kun can't catch up because he's carrying Nii~chan.

Nazuna: Zzz.... Zzz...♪

Mitsuru: Oh? Nii~chan's asleep! He looked sleepy on the train ride too, actually~

Hajime: Fufu, it must've been rough to prepare for the entrance exam. I'm sure he's exhausted from all of it.

We've also been busy with jobs as Ra*bits lately, so he's been working hard there too. Nii~chan's not the type to cut corners with work, after all.

Mitsuru: Ahaha, it's 'cuz he doesn't have much stamina. But he's mentally tough!

Tomoya: No, you just have an endless amount of it, Mitsuru.

Nii~chan's our leader, so he takes on way more burdens than we do... It mentally and physically weighs him down, y'know? Sadly, it makes sense he'd get this tired.

Hajime: Fufu, then it'll be you who'll have a rough time once the new school year starts.

Tomoya: Huh? What do you mean?

Hajime: Eh? I thought you'll be the new leader once Nii~chan graduates...?

Tomoya: Whaaaat?! When did this happen?! Who said that?! Mitsuru's the one who's most talented, and you're the one who's best suited for this unit...!

Mitsuru: Huh? So you're not gonna be our next leader? But it suits you!

Tomoya: But Nii~chan never really said I'd be the next in line... Oh?

Nazuna: ...Nnh? Sorry, was I asleep?

Tomoya: Ahh... Don't worry. I'll carry you, so you're free to sleep until we get there.

Hajime: That's right! It might be too rough on Tomoya-kun to do alone, so we'll take turns carrying you.

Mitsuru: Ahem. ♪ Nii~chan's light so it's all good! But I wouldn't be able to move one bit if it were Mikechan-senpai we were talking about!

Nazuna: Nah, I'll walk by myself... Sorry, I think my body can't keep up with everything that's been happening lately.

Guess that just shows how close I am to my final days here... I'll do my best to not give you guys a lot of pressure until the end, so I hope you can let me be a little dependent for now.

It's just that I've been getting nightmares lately, so I didn't get enough sleep... Yawn...♪

Hajime: Fufu, that was a big yawn just now. Maybe your pillow's the reason why you're having bad dreams.

Ritsu-oniichan knows quite a lot about sleep-related products. Maybe I should ask him to recommend some?

Mitsuru: Hey, hey~! Nii~chan's really tired, and it's hard to carry him, right~?

We don't wanna waste our energy before we even get to do our job, so how about we take the bus there?

Look, we can get to the TV station from this bus stop! That's where our job's at, right?

Hajime: Yes. The main part of our job is a photo shoot for a TV program, but that also means we'll be performing a live, too.

I think it'll be a rough day for us, so you're right. We need to have as much energy as possible for it.

Tomoya: Alright, guess that's what we'll do. The TV station's not that far from the train station, so I thought we could just walk there

But we have been making good pay with our jobs, so there's money to spare. It wouldn't hurt to spend a little on the bus.

Nazuna: Mmm... You guys have become so reliable. I kinda feel bad though, since this is all 'cause of me.

Hajime: Oh no, it's definitely nothing like that. Tomoya-kun said it earlier, but this is how we'll pay you back for everything you've done for us.

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[gohan111111]

For @thesaiyanprincess

Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)

SFW ABC Headcanons

By:neogohann

A=Affection(How affectionate are they with a s/o?)

As you can guess Vegeta isn’t really an affectionate person. 

But there are times where he is willing to put his pride aside and just hold you to tell you how much he appreciates you.

Like when he thinks you’re asleep, or he’s had a bad day, or you come home crying.

He’ll pull you into his chest and just hold you. He won’t say anything, but just that alone shows how much he cares.

B=Beauty(What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?)

Vegeta loves how you care for Trunks. 

This man will never amidst it but he appreciates you very much.

He loves his strength. 

This man is so prideful of his muscles that if he loses any fight he will train for hours or until he passes out from exhaustion, which at that point you’ll have to find a way to get him inside.

C=Cuddle(Do they cuddle? If they do, how and when do they cuddle?)

Vegeta isn’t a cuddly person but there are times when he will.

Like before the Cell games or after the tournament of power. 

All he does is pull you into his chest.

D=Dream(What do they dream of doing with their s/o?)

I know this sounds cheesy but just here me out, Vegeta dreams of being King and ruling the Sayians with you by his side, his Queen. 

But he knows that can never happen because almost all of the Sayian race is dead. 

So, he is content with what he has at the moment.

E=Effort(How much effort do they put into a relationship?)

Vegeta doesn’t put much effort in front of others. But he sure does shoe it in the bedroom. Not gonna go into detail cause this is SFW.

But there was one time he came home from training with a bouquet of wildflowers He walked in all sweaty and handed you the flowers, roots still attached, not saying a word. He then walked away. You still have those flowers in a pot of soil and they are thriving, even if you don’t have a green thumb.

F=First kiss(When do you have your first kiss? Where and how does it happen?)

It happened during a fight.

You two were fighting over how he was gone all the time. You didn’t mind that he fought and trained but you wanted to have time with him too.

You went on a rant and he stopped yelling, which you didn’t notice. He suddenly grabbed you by the waist and crashed his lips into yours. You were shocked by kissed back moments later. 

He pulled away, telling you, “Shut up. The only reason I’m not here all the time is because I’m not good enough for you and I’ll never be even close until I’m stronger than that blubbering idiot!”

Let’s just say you spent all night showing him what you really thought about him.

G=Gentle(How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Emotionally Vegeta isn’t gentle but he will compliment you in his own way. He’ll compliment you by saying you’re not annoying or he might say a random woman he sees in public looks like a dead cat.

Physically, he knows he’s stronger than you but he also knows that he could hurt you. So, Vegeta is rough but just enough so he doesn’t hurt you too much.

H=Hugs(Do they hug their s/o? How often?)

Vegeta isn’t a huggy person but I will stand by the idea that a sleepy Vegeta is a cuddly Vegeta.

I imagine he would come in the kitchen in the morning while you're making your morning coffee or tea.

Wrap his arms around your waist and bury his face into your neck.

I=Intimacy(How romantic are they? Do they have problems with intimacy?)

Vegeta has a problem with human intimacy but he gets the job done.

The most he does though is for you to come home from work and there be a full meal on the table because this man can cook unlike Goku.

J=Jealous(Do they get jealous? How do they act when jealous?)

Vegeta is a very jealous man. 

He doesn’t want you to look at anyone else.

He once broke a TV because you were drooling over this movie star on TV.

He almost fought a guy in the mall for just glancing in your direction.

K=Kisses(Are they a good kisser? Do they like to kiss? How often do they try to kiss you?)

Vegeta is a good kisser by all means. He’s a rough kisser as well.

He doesn’t kiss you out of nowhere though and he says he hates when you do it to him but he’s a liar. This man loves it. He gets all red when it happens.

Kids(Do they want kids? If so, how many and how?)

Well, Vegeta already has Trunks but he’s open to the idea of more.

Don’t get him wrong he loves Trunks to death. He might not show it but he does. 

Trunks will train with him all the time but he isn’t as invested as Vegeta is. Vegeta wants a kid that loves to fight just as much as he does. 

L=Love you(When do they say they love you? How often do they say it? Do they prefer to say or show it?)

Vegeta only says I love you after something really bad happens and he thought he might’ve lost you and trunks and when he thinks they might now win, which barley ever happens.

M=Mornings(How are mornings spent with them?)

Vegeta normally gets up early in the morning to get up and train.

But there are days, though not many at all, where he’ll sleep in and let you cuddle up to him or he’ll initiate early morning sex. 

N=Nights Out(What type of dates do they like to go on? How often do they like to go on them?)

Vegeta doesn’t go on dates. He finds them useless. 

The most he does is make you dinner and then y’all have sex. 

You tried to take him on a date once. He got pissed at the waiter and you two got banned from the restaurant. 

He does like taking you on picnics in the woods for some reason.

O=Open(When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

It would take Vegeta a very long time to open up to you. 

To him being open means being weak and he hates being weak. 

But once he’s comfortable, even though it might take him years, he’ll open up and tell you bits and pieces of his past.

P=PDA(Do they like it? What do they do?)

Vegeta will not do PDA.

The most he does is have an arm around your waist to show that you’re his.

Q=Questions(How often do they ask questions? What questions do they have?)

Vegeta only has two types of questions. 

Mad questions that only happen during arguments, which usually sound like, “Why would you do that?!” or “What do you think I’d do if you would’ve died?!”

He also has confused questions which he asks when he doesn’t understand the point of something that humans do.

R=Respect(Do they respect your boundaries? How respectful are they to your friends, your family, and you?)

When you first got with Vegeta he didn’t understand the concept of boundaries. 

But as time went on he began to understand and respect everyone's boundaries in his own way.

He might go too far every once in a while but he tries.

S=Sleep(How do they sleep with their s/o? Might include a gif.)

At the beginning of the night Vegeta will lay right beside you on the other side of the bed but once he thinks you're asleep he grabs you and holds you until he wakes up in the morning.

But if you wake up before him or in the middle of the night then you better stay there or it won’t happen again that night.

T=Trust(How much do they trust their s/o?

If Vegeta is willing to have an actual relationship with you and it not be just sex, he has to trust you with his life.

Like he knows he is stronger than you but he has to know that you would do anything for him, even if he doesn’t like it.

U=Unique(What makes them unique as an s/o?)

What is most unique about Vegeta is that he might treat you like shit but he loves you and he shows you in his own way. He will protect you and Trunks with his life.

V=Vanity(How concerned are they with their looks?)

Vegeta isn’t necessarily concerned with his looks but he does value his strength.

In his eyes if he isn’t strong enough to protect his family he isn’t worth the love he receives from them. He doesn’t deserve to be called the prince of all Sayian.

W=Wedding(When, how, where do they propose?) 

Vegeta didn’t propose. I believe in Sayian culture there isn’t a wedding type thing. They find their mate and they stay with them for life. 

So, you essentially have to bring it up. 

He doesn’t understand why you would want to do that, you’re already his mate, why would a piece of paper matter?

You have to do a lot of begging and bargaining but he eventually agrees.

It isn’t a big flashy wedding like Bulma and Chi-chi wanted to plan. It was small with all your close family and friends. 

Trunks was the ring bearer. Imagine tiny Trunks in little tux, with his hair all done nice.

Vegeta gets really annoyed but he puts aside his pride for you and pushes through the day to make you happy. 

X=Xtra(You get a random, extra headcanon)

This man spends hours on his hair. I know it naturally stands by itself but he has a strict hair routine he follows every single week.

Y=Yawn(What do they do when they're bored?)

This man is never bored. 

If he doesn’t have something to do he’ll train.

Z=Zzz(What is a sleeping habit of theirs?)

This man snores so loud. 

You tried to get him to use those nose strip things that are supposed to help people stop snoring but he is so stubborn and dead set on saying that he doesn’t snore.

[leviskitten]

𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾 𝒂𝒍𝒑𝒉𝒂𝒃𝒆𝒕 ♡

Bruno Bucciarati x reader(gn)

Warnings: general nsfw themes, nothing dark so dw.

A/n: and anotha one, but this time it’s my baby boy bruno 🥰🥰 (ps. I have a one-shot of him coming up soon but for now enjoy this).

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♡彡 A = Aftercare : What are they like after sex?

• Ok but hear me out, he’s the KING of aftercare and you cannot convince me otherwise.

He would run you a bath, and bathe you as well (unless you don’t want him to, in that case he’ll give you your space). Then he’d gently cuddle with you in his probably way too big bed and caress you until you fall sleep. Or would bring you some water and snacks so you don’t go to bed with an empty stomach 🥺

♡彡 B = Body : What’s their favorite body part of theirs? And yours?

• He likes his legs probably. I headcannon that he has ~gorgeous legs, so he probably likes them a lot.

On you, he doesn’t really have a favorite body part. I feel like he’d be the type of guy to love you as a whole, and doesn’t really notice details like that. But if you really want an answer, then I guess it’ll be your hands or something like that.

♡彡 C = Cum : Anything to do with cum basically.

• Idk why, but I feel like he cums a lot. Like, he shoots massive loads each time he cums. Which would probably be the main reason of why he’s not a big fan of cumming more than twice. And it would also be reason why he insists on cumming on you a lot of times.

Now don’t get me wrong, he loves the feeling of cumming in you and filling you up to the brim. But there’s just something in seeing you covered in his massive loads that just makes him go all fuzzy and 🥰🥰

♡彡 D = Dirty Secret : Share a dirty secret of theirs.

• He really wants to have a threesome with you and Abbachio.

He thought of it once randomly and now the scenario just keeps floating in his mind ever since. And he has a hard time trying not to stare everytime you and Abbachio interact.

Just the thought of you messy with his lipstick while both of them fuck you relentlessly makes him feel lightheaded.

♡彡 E = Experience : How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?

• He probably had a little bit of prior experience, however it doesn’t really matter, because he knows what he likes and how to get it (while giving you what you want as well of course). So he definitely knows what he’s doing, don’t worry about it.

♡彡 F = Favorite Position : Self explanatory

• Not to be basic, but probably missionary or mating press.

I feel like he’s more of a soft service dom (who would sub or turn into a hard dom if asked), and a little bit of a classic romantic, so he probably likes to go at it soft and slow, for which missionary and mating press are prefect for.

♡彡 G = Goofy : How serious are they during the moment? Do they like to joke around?

• He’s probably really serious and focused on the moment, however if you laugh or joke at something and he finds it funny too, he would laugh, tho he’ll try to brush it off and go back at it again smh.

♡彡 H = Hair : How well groomed are they? Does the carpet matches the drapes?

• Oh he’s extremely well groomed down there, and everywhere else really.

Either completely shaved, or well trimmed, and would never EVER smell bad. He likes to take care of himself, so you would never catch this man slippin when it comes to that. (And yes ofc the carpet matches the drapes he has black hair lol).

♡彡 I = Intimacy : How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.

• Oh he loooves to be really intimate. Calling you sweet italian nicknames, praising you on how good you feel/how good you respond to him, kissing you constantly, grabbing your hands, etc.

And yes, he does tells you he loves you right after you both cum. It’s almost mandatory.

♡彡 J = Jack off : Masturbation headcannon.

• He doesn’t masturbate that often, but when he does, he likes to do it in the shower. Mainly so he can feel extra relaxed once he comes out of it.

♡彡 K = Kink : One or more of their kinks

• He’s fairly kinky, surprisingly, though he has a soft approach with them. Anyways, here’s a little list:

— Choking, finger sucking, praise (for both ways please 🥺), hair tugging (on him), spit (will spit on your mouth, no questions asked), anything to do with mirrors (main reason why he has a giant mirror somewhere in his room), LINGERIE (on both you and himself), edging maybe, cum play, pet play, and biting.

♡彡 L = Location : Favorite place to do it.

• Either his room, or his office. Probably his room the most, he likes the privacy and intimacy of it. However he can’t deny that the thrill of getting caught in his office is kinda hot.

♡彡 M = Motivation : What turns them on/keep them going?

• Knowing that you’re enjoying it too.

I feel like he’s a very giving person, so there’s nothing better for him than to know that you’re feeling as good as him, specially knowing that it’s him who’s making you feel like this.

Praise him and tell him that he’s doing amazing please 🥺🥺

♡彡 N = No : Something that they wouldn’t do/turn off’s

• Probably anything extremely rough, like impact play or heavy heavy degradation.

He already sees enough violence on the daily, there’s no need to bring it into the bedroom too.

♡彡 O = Oral : Preference on giving/receiving, skill, etc.

• Again, he’s a soft/service dom. Which means that he can and will eat you out as much as he likes only to make you feel good/show his appreciation.

However he does enjoy the blowjobs from under his desk while he works a little bit too much.

♡彡 P = Pace : Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc

• He likes to go at it slow and steady most of the time. Peppering you with kisses and whispering sweet stuff on your ear while he does it.

But he would speed it up or go a little bit more rough if you want him to. All you gotta do is ask~

♡彡 Q = Quickie : Their opinion on quickies, how often, etc.

• Not a big fan tbh.

He likes to take his time with you, so unless it’s a quick blowjob under his desk or something similar then don’t even bother to bring it up (mainly because he would tease you gently and make you wait until you both have enough time to actually do something about it).

♡彡 R = Risk : Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.

• He’s willing to take a few risks, if he thinks the cause for them is good enough. And he’s pretty open to experiment new stuff, as long as it’s not something extremely violent or rough.

♡彡 S = Stamina : How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?

• To be honest, he can go for as many rounds as you want him to. Like I said earlier, he likes to take his time with you, so naturally, he does have the stamina to be able to do that lol.

♡彡 T = Toys : Do they own toys? Do they use them? On themselves or his partner?

• He owns a few toys, but mainly to use them on you. Like a couple of different vibrators, or buttplugs, etc. Though if you want to use them on him then he wouldn’t necessarily complain lol.

♡彡 U = Unfair : How much do they like to tease?

• Look, he might be soft and all. But this mf will tease the hell out of you when he’s bored.

I’m talking about secretly touching you under the table during a meeting, whispering dirty stuff on your ear as he passes by, taking you to a secret corner while you guys are doing something important just to have a little make out session and touch you just to leave you hanging. And stuff like that.

♡彡 V = Volume : How loud are they? What sounds do they make? Etc.

• He’s not that loud, but he does make a lot of pretty sounds.

Grunts and deep moans while he fucks you, also panting. Will moan while giving you head, or while kissing. And the only time when you’ll get to see him whiny and flustered is when you give him a blowjob, idk why.

♡彡 W = Wild card : A random headcannon for the character.

• At some point of your relationship he will get you a matching lingerie set like the one he wears under his suit. And yes, he’ll make you wear it constantly, specially if he can see bits of it through your outfit. He thinks it’s cute lol.

♡彡 X = X-Ray : Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes

• His dick is a little darker than the rest of his body, like, it’s tanned almost. And he’s cut, for sure. Probably average length, but it’s more on the thicker side, and it’s quite veiny tbh.

♡彡 Y = Yearning : How high it their sex drive?

• Meh, it’s pretty regular. He’s not that much of a horny bastard, but he still likes to do it once a week or something just because he can (and if you’re up for it of course).

♡彡 Z = Zzz : How quickly do they fall asleep afterwards.

• He does get a little more sleepy after it, but he doesn’t fall asleep that quickly. Which is why he mainly likes to make sure you’re doing alright afterwards and just treat you some more.

[iliumheightnights]

Smut ABCs for David Nolan/ prince charming?)

David Nolan/Prince Charming x Male Reader

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) ~ “That was amazing. You alright darling?” He presses soft kisses all over your face and rubs your back.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) ~ David’s an ass man. He very much loves your ass and can’t resist keeping his hands on it.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) ~  He’s alright with cum on him, but he REALLY loves seeing your face drenched in his load.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) ~ Not too dirty, but while he was king he would secretly sneak off to brothels every now and then.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) ~ He’s experienced. Not overly experienced but he knows what he’s doing.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying.) ~ He loves the chairman. He loves having you sit on him while he rests his head on your shoulder.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) ~ David’s pretty serious during sex. Sometimes his king voice even slips out.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) ~ David is well trimmed. He has little body hair and his pubes are nicely kept.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) ~ There’s some romantic aspects but he’s really putting his passion into it. It’s not till the end that he gets intimate with you.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) ~ Oh he’s not ashamed to jack off. He probably does it a lot, especially when he’s at work and thinks of you.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) ~ He loves being in charge. His kingly mind comes into play and he becomes a dominatrix in a way. He also loves it when the roles change and he’s the one under your control.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) ~ He prefers the bedroom of course, but he’s alright with doing you in the bathroom.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) ~ If he sees you dressed up in his king outfit it’s an immediate turn on.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) ~ Nothing that would harm either of you. He wants it to be fun and sexy, not something that causes pain.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) ~ He prefers to receive. He has a bit of skill, but he’s not the best at it.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) He goes back and fourth with both, but he prefers fast and rough, except for romantic date nights...then it’s slow and sensual.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) David’s down for Quickies, especially since you never know what’s going to happen in the next hour. He doesn’t get quickie’s frequently, but they do happen more often than not.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) David is surprisingly down for experimenting, as for risk, as long as he isn’t seen by a family member he’s rather open to the risk. He especially loves experimenting if his lover has magic or they find magic things in gold’s shop they can use.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) David can go about two or three rounds before he’s spent and ready to call it.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) Oh for sure they have toys. He and his lover probably made special magic ones for their anniversary.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) David only does as much teasing as he can take himself. Because when he teases, he turns himself on.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) David is surprisingly really loud. Hence why they have to be careful if they’re not in their bedroom, otherwise they’ll be caught. David moans a lot, with tons of ‘oh gods’.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) I feel like it would happen randomly, but every once and awhile, David will TOTALLY give his lover a blow job in a car, perhaps even when they’re driving.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) David is a big boy, he’s got an 8 and a half inch, uncut, cock with a big hefty set of balls to match. He’s also got a fat ass to go along with them.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) David has a moderate sex drive, he can go for long periods of time without it, especially when there are tons of problems that have to be fixed around town, but that means he’s also filled and ready to go when it’s time for it.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) David doesn’t actually feel sleepy afterwards. In fact he almost feels more energized...enough at least. It’s almost like a reset button in a way haha.

[neo-ct23]

please do yangyang for the fluff alphabet:)

Hey y’all, I will say please only request one person at a time because I’m doing these in response to asks and I’m indecisive!!

Also, sorry about the delay on this! These are pretty time consuming. If anyone wants to send easier or shorter asks I’d love to do those!!

Affection: Their love language & how affectionate they are.

Annoying little kisses. Tries to piss you off sometimes but it’s out of love.

Behavior: How their behavior is when it’s just the two of you vs with their other members around.

I feel like he’s very authentic. Doesn’t act super different around others. Probably a lot sweeter around you. Annoys you but always regrets it.

Cuddles: HC about cuddling with them.

Probably plays with your hair. Says he doesn’t like when you play with his but he actually loves it.

Dates: First date & their favorite thing to do on dates as well.

Probably takes you out & you get all dressed up, except instead of him taking you to a nice restaurant he’d take you to a fast food place or maybe even a bodega. Finds a way to make it romantic though. It turns into his favorite date activity.

Effort: The ways they put effort into their relationships. How they to the extra mile.

Buys you stuff!!! We already know he’s a big spender and spending his money on you would be his favorite. Also of course affection.

Future: How often they think of the future, their plans, etc.

I mean he’s made that comment about “anything can happen” before, however I don’t think he thinks about the future that much. Probably only does it when he has a deep conversation with someone. Also when he’s drunk. Probably not direct about it with you.

Gifts: What they like to both give and get for gifts.

Designer clothes, jewelry, shoes you want, plushies and blankets, probably once buys you a pillow cover with his face on it.

Habits: Any habits, good or bad, that they may have.

He’s always annoying the other members, as we know. However, he knows when to stop and be serious. Sometimes it gets out of hand.

Insecurity: Their main insecurity and how to comfort them about it.

Probably insecure about his talent. Rapping, singing, dancing, etc. He first came to SM barely knowing how to do any of it and has come such a long way since then. Still not sure if all the effort he’s put in has made him talented though.

Junior: What they were probably like as a kid.

Troublemaker. Not as much of one as he could have been, but probably the clumsy kid who became a troublemaker. Was probably good in school though.

Kisses: Your first kiss story and their favorite type of kiss

Honestly I feel like Yangyang would kiss someone even before the first date. Maybe you’re hanging out and there’s an awkward moment of silence before he just slowly leans in and kisses you softly. A very soft first kiss. He’s too shy to touch you. His favorite types of kisses hmmm. Probably loves when you kiss his neck and loves kissing your hand.

Liquor: How well they handle it/how much they can handle.

Probably one of the members in wayv that drinks the most, but I don’t see him drinking much. He enjoys his life the way it is and doesn’t feel the need to alter it with alcohol. Drinks casually. Handles it pretty well. Probably starts saying random stuff in German when he’s drunk.

Mature: How mature or immature they are and the ways they show it.

Quite immature, but that’s nothing new. Annoys everyone, but as I said before he usually knows when to stop.

No: A dealbreaker for them. Something they couldn’t deal with in a relationship.

If you’re not patient in general or patient with him, he’d feel like he’s wasting your time. Would also feel bad about being his true self around you.

Online: How public your relationship would be. Whether or not they’d post about you online.

Wouldn’t be able to resist posting about you. Posts shots of you sleeping or you guys holding hands.

Protective: How protective and jealous they get.

Gets more jealous than protective. I feel like he especially feels jealous if you’re talking to Lucas. I get the vibe that as close as they are, he’s very intimidated by Lucas and would feel like he’s losing you to him.

Quarrel: What fights would be like with them, what they’d be about, etc. Might get a lil angsty.

Probably not a lot of serious fights but I feel like if they were, he’d be a really good listener. Might get defensive, but still would try his best to understand.

Room: What their room is like, living habits, etc.

Not the neatest or the quietest, that’s for sure. He does room with Kun, though, so maybe he’s improved/improving.

Social: Their favorite way to communicate with their s/o when they’re not around, how social they are, etc.

Very social all the time. Social battery is long lasting. People get tired of him before he can get tired of them.

Travel: Where they want to go & what they want to do.

Probably wants to go back to Europe and explore more of it. Especially Germany and England to visit and probably wants to explore Italy or Spain.

Unwind: What helps them relax after a long day.

He’d be so sleepy he’d just take a nap. Probably sleeps way longer than intended and wakes up the next morning instead.

Vulnerable: What makes them vulnerable & why.

Talking about his jealousy. He probably hates talking about emotions with you. Doesn’t want you to know he’s insecure.

Wedding: whether or not they want to get married, if/how they would want to do it, etc.

Probably in the distant future. As I said before, he doesn’t think too hard about the future. Wants to do it but doesn’t care how it happens.

X: an AU that comes to mind.

I could definitely see him as a barista. Would get all nervous seeing attractive people come into the coffee shop.

You: Their absolute favorite thing about you & why.

He loves your hands. Loves to hold them and loves when they’re on him. Especially back hugs & hand holding.

Zzz: Cute sleeping HC.

Sleeps in ball form. Quiet sleeper. Gets adorable bedhead in the morning. Probably sleeps with a sleep mask.

[wizardcommune]

aaaaaa i also love urbosa (i’m the previous anon that asked for her ehe) i am just a Little Lesbian who is starved for content... is it too much to ask for sfw alphabet with her? i really don’t think you write her out of character like you worry in the tags :>

urbosa sfw alphabet

a/n - THANK YOU!!! that means so much to hear fndbsngm 

also, i’m so sorry about the wait on this one!! my school’s trimester is ending early so i’ve been trying to raise my grades at mach twenty. i do have a break now though, so i’ll be able to write more frequently!!

pairing - urbosa x reader

warnings - none!!

a = affection (how affectionate are they? how do they show affection?)

urbosa prefers giving verbal affection, and receiving physical affection! she compliments you as often as possible

b = best friend (what would they be like as a best friend? how would the friendship start?)

as a best friend, she teases you a lot. she's like a big sister

but like. y’know. not in a weird way,,

c = cuddles (do they like to cuddle? how would they cuddle?)

she does! she’s not an extremely touchy person, but it would be comforting to hold you

her favorite positions are to lay on her back and put your head on her chest or shoulder, or spooning. no matter your height, She Will Always Be The Big Spoon

d = domestic (do they want to settle down? how are they at cooking and cleaning?)

urbosa would still want to lead gerudo town as chieftain, but she’d settle down more in terms of fighting. she wouldn’t want to risk herself as much considering you were there

honestly i feel like urbosa is just That Person who fucking sucks at cooking. she knows it too; she’ll just kind of stare blankly at you in pain if you suggest she cook

e = ending (if they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

f = fiance(e) (how do they feel about commitment? how quick would they want to get married?)

she would be fine with the idea of commitment! she would want to wait at least a few years before considering marriage. it’s a weighty decision and she doesn’t want to make the wrong choice since it could harm both of you

g = gentle (how gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

she’s very gentle with you! definitely not as much as someone like mipha, but she’s very careful not to accidentally hurt you

h = hugs (do they like hugs? how often do they do it? what are their hugs like?)

urbosa doesn’t hug you often, but she shows physical affection in other ways. i.e. gently pulling you to lean on her when sitting down, keeping a hand on the small of your back, running her hands through your hair (if she can), etc.

i = i love you (how fast do they say the L-word?)

probably a couple months at least? (i've never been in a relationship so is that normal????) 

she’ll say it on a calmer night, when the yiga clan is silent for once and king rhoam hasn’t called for her help. on rare days like these, she’s accustomed to drawing a bath that smells good as hell, so you’ll be really comfy and probably sleepy LMAO

will tell you right before you fall asleep when she’s thinks you aren’t awake!!! once she realizes you are, will 100% give u a forehead kiss 

j = jealousy (how jealous do they get? what do they do when they’re jealous?)

urbosa doesn’t get jealous very often, mainly pissed if someone won’t stop harassing you. she’ll wrap an arm around your waist, and if they aren’t already intimidated (they’d have to be drunk or just have The Audacity) she won’t hesitate to roast tf out of them. if you thought her teasing you was bad, it’s terrifying now. she won’t hold back

k = kisses (what are their kisses like? where do they like to kiss you? where do they like to be kissed?)

she honestly doesn’t have a preference on where to be kissed! she likes kissing you on the shoulder, forehead, and hand the most. :))

l = little ones (how are they around children?)

she’s actually really good with kids! even before she became chieftain, she liked hanging out + playing pretend with them

something really cool about urbosa that the kids like is that she treats them with high respect and talks to them like adults!!! (but very sensitive adults at that; she doesn’t tease them much. kids deserve kindness and you bet she’s gonna fulfill that)

m = morning (how are mornings spent with them?)

she prefers long hours of sleep + waking up late. so if it’s a chill day when you’re not needed for anything, she’ll stay with you in bed for hours

if she wasn’t able to sleep as much, she’ll be lowkey grumpy in the mornings until she gets her tea

n = night (how are nights spent with them?)

like the mornings, she drinks tea a lot before bed. she gives me jasmine or chamomile tea energy???? idk

long baths are a must, especially since it’s so sandy,,, everywhere,,,,

she’s the type to have a ton of candles and nice soaps and stuff, so she always smells really good before bed

o = open (when would they start revealing things about themselves? do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

pretty early in the relationship! she trusts you enough to talk about things that are bothering her/have in the past. 

although, i’m not sure if she’d talk about zelda’s mother and stuff like that due to privacy reasons. unless zelda herself didn’t express concern over it, she’d keep the details pretty tight

p = patience (how easily angered are they?)

unless you’re a yiga member, urbosa’s patience is very thick. i literally cannot think of a time she would get fully mad at you?? 

if you ever put yourself in danger, (especially for her) she would definitely scold you. never angry, though

q = quizzes (how much would they remember about you? do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

urbosa remembers things even you don’t remember. mainly things you point out at a marketplace or something. 

(on that note, she is absolutely the type to spoil you. you can mention a pretty flower in rito village in passing and she’ll be convincing revali to go get it for you within an hour)

r = remember (what is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

IM SORRY I COULDNT THINK OF ANYTHING FOR THIS ONE EITHER

s = security (how protective are they? how would they protect you? how would they like to be protected?)

very protective!! even if you can fight/are a champion, she’ll subconsciously be protecting you in battle. 

she doesn’t want you to worry about protecting her, honestly. (tbh she lowkey likes when you lean on her for safety)

t = try (how much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

she puts a lot of effort into them!! she actually finds it really fun to get to plan dates and stuff. she loves giving gifts and they are always very well thought out!!

u = ugly (what would be some bad habits of theirs?)

bold of you to assume urbosa isn’t perfect

v = vanity (how concerned are they with their looks?)

she does care about her looks, but only because it makes her feel good!! as long as she looks professional and clean, urbosa could care less about what other people think.

w = whole (would they feel incomplete without you?)

urbosa is comfortable enough with herself to be okay without a partner, but that doesn’t mean it wouldn’t hurt. if you ever were to get hurt/leave her, she would be crushed, but she would be able to heal.

x = xtra (a random headcanon for them.)

she hates the cold with a burning passion and anytime she has to go to the tundra, she’s grumpy the whole time

y = yuck (what are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

i couldn’t think of a partner one, but she’s scared of dogs for some reason. she is a cat person and they lowkey freak her out

z = zzz (what are some sleep habits of theirs?)

even though she has guards, being the chieftain means either of you could be put in danger at any time. because of this, she’s a fairly light sleeper. she’s also pretty protective in her sleep! she’ll pull you close to her and keep a hand on the back of your neck or stomach

[amajikilvr]

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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Due to his anxiousness, affection, whether it be verbal or physical, is something that’s difficult for Tamaki to handle. He’s a flustered mess when it comes to receiving it and his brain malfunctions when it’s the other way around. At the very beginning of any type of relationship, he’ll probably come across as withdrawn, but with some time, he’ll become more comfortable and more like himself. He’s actually quite a sweetheart. Not very touchy, but when he’s feeling brave, you’ll be getting plenty of timid yet heartfelt compliments.

B = Best Friend (What would they like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

I think Tamaki gravitates towards cheery and bubbly people like his fellow members of the Big Three. He needs someone bright and encouraging but recognizes and respects his limits and won’t pressure him too much. You would definitely have to be the one to initiate things and be somewhat tenacious, not overbearing, for a friendship to eventually spark.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Ha. Enjoying them and surviving them are two very different stories… Assuming Tamaki and you are together and comfortable at this point, I’d say he definitely likes the cuddles, but don’t expect him to say much while they’re actually happening. He’ll be flushed and a bit shaky without fail. When he’s the little spoon, which is often, he’s particularly fond of having his ears played with.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

I think he would be eager to settle down and get serious with you. Of course, there’s a good deal of hesitance involved out of fear that his wishes won’t be reciprocated. As for cooking, I think he’s skilled and kinda a foodie person because of the requirements of his quirk. You will definitely be enjoying breakfast in bed at one point or another. He’s a pretty neat person overall.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Honest and straightforward. No matter how difficult it is and how nervous he is, Tamaki won’t let any of that get in the way of him getting his message across. He’ll make sure it’s clear and that you understand his intentions. It won’t be a messy or dramatic type of thing, but he will be crying.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

When Tamaki commits, he COMMITS, but he’s always so fearful of it being one-sided. It’s one of the bigger insecurities. He’d probably end up marrying you at a pretty common age, not particularly young or particularly older if that’s what you wanted.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He is a gentle boy. So much so that you’ll have to often remind him that you won’t break. Tamaki’s kisses and touches are soft, sweet, and fleeting. And he isn’t one for tough love so his words of comfort or encouragement will always be gentle and reassuring.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Despite his shyness, Tamaki is an absolute fiend for hugs and you’ll be receiving a surprising amount of them when he’s feeling up to it. Lots of “goodbye” and “hello” hugs. When he hugs you, he’ll wrap his arms around you and rest his chin on the top of your head. His hugs are nothing but warm and tender.

I = I Love You (How fast do they say the l-word?)

Not too long into the relationship, Tamaki says it impulsively one day and immediately clamps a hand over his mouth. He couldn’t help it, he had just felt so happy and, well, in love with you at that moment. His nerves and embarrassment do get the best of him and he ends up avoiding you for a few days afterward.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Tamaki can be a pretty jealous person at times, but he would never dare take it out on you or even purposely bring it to your attention. He’ll probably just be extra clingy and a little more touchy than he usually would be.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

SOFT. SOFT. SOFT. Sometimes so gentle and sometimes so passionate that you’re shocked he had it in him. Like, woah there. Usually, it’s a lot of butterfly kisses and he tends to shyly leave them on your lips and forehead. And again, I’m just going to say HIS EARS. Please kiss them! He also likes cheek kisses because they’re subtle and sweet.

L = Little Ones (How are they around children?)

Nervous and the kids can tell. His aloofness isn’t exactly something that children are drawn to, so babysitter Tamaki probably isn’t going to happen anytime soon. It’s cute to watch him interact with Eri, though.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Have I already mentioned soft? Well, yeah that. He treasures those warm morning cuddles. Most of the time, you’ll wake up to him looking at you with a sleepy smile. He’ll always make your favorite breakfast too because that boy can cook and he loves doing it for you.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

After a long day of socializing and being in the public eye as a hero, Tamaki prefers to rewind and relax with you in the evening. Even more cuddles, of course. You two will watch many movies and eat lots of midnight snacks.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

You wouldn’t expect Tamaki to open up to you so quickly, but he can’t exactly help it. He wears his heart and emotions on his sleeve and while it’s hard for him to get close to someone, it’s even harder for him to hide things from you. Finding out about his past, family, and little quirks is an adventure of catching onto the subtle clues he unintentionally leaves you.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Although Tamaki is surely an emotional and passionate person, he isn’t the type to just get angry without being very much provoked. You’ll probably see him most heated when something hurts you or others he loves and during situations of unjust.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing or do they kind of forget everything?)

Everything. For example, your favorite movie from when you were little? He’ll put it on when you’re feeling sad. He knows you like the back of his hand and isn’t even embarrassed about it.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

It’s actually before you two even officially got together! Tamaki didn’t think that cute smiley person was actually serious about wanting to get to know him better, but you proved him wrong when you approached him at lunch with a huge grin that made his heart jump.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Protective is an understatement when it comes to you. Whatever you need, Tamaki’s willing to give it and more. As for him, your understanding, support, and kind words are what makes him feel safe and protected.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

When it comes to your relationship, Tamaki gives his everything. Nothing tends to slip his mind, not even the smallest anniversary. It’s mostly a matter of him being a devoted and caring person but there’s also a small part in the back of his mind that fears he’s not enough for you and will somehow disappoint you.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Doubting and undermining himself, but Tamaki definitely gains more confidence everyday with you.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Tamaki’s appearance isn’t something he worries too much about compared to his other insecurities. It kinda gets pushed to the back of his mind and that might be for the better, but your frequent compliments have made him begin to feel good about his looks.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Absolutely. You’re his everything, no question about it. Besides Mirio, there’s not too many people he can stomach being himself and unguarded around so you’re more special to him than you’ll ever know.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

His love language is words of affirmation.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

A partner who’s flighty wouldn’t work for Tamaki. He craves and needs stability so that non-commitmentment would be a no-no. Someone who’s overly pushy wouldn’t be ideal either.

Z = Zzz (What are their sleep habits?)

His anxiety sometimes gives him a bit of insomnia so some nights you might find him up and watching tv and such. He’ll always insist you go back to bed rather than join him and keep him company, though.

[countessmorgasson]

Waited On

Fluffy Nadia x MC! The Countess helps her favorite magician relax after a long day.

Gender Neutral MC

(Disclaimer: Based on Nadia’s route, minor spoilers)

“How was your bath, dear? I’m sorry I didn’t have the chance to join you.”

You’ve just settled into your bed when Nadia pokes her head through the door. You break into a grin when your eyes meet and you welcome her in. It’s almost silly that she can be so timid at times.

“It was great, Nadia. Just what I needed.” You smile as honestly as you can, but you can feel the exhaustion still weighing you down. 

While you struggle to hold your smile up, Nadia’s own eyes seem weary, as they usually do after she’s gone through her usual day of meetings and court appointments.

The day just couldn’t end quickly enough, even with Nadia’s gorgeous eyes settled on your lips. Your entire body seems to ache after hours of magic training. 

Now that you were appointed as the official court magician, you took it upon yourself to use the palace resources to improve your skills.

Everyone always goes on about how talented you are. How you can channel levels of power that seem humanly impossible, or how your... uncommon circumstances gave you such an advantage. You can’t lie, it feels good to hear it. Frankly, you like being a little special. 

But sometimes you wonder if you actually meet their expectations. What if your magic doesn’t last forever? Or worse,

What if you’re not all you’re cracked up to be?

So you train. The more you master your gift, the easier it’ll be to dismiss those intrusive thoughts and trust in yourself.

Right?

Nadia seems to have noticed how hard you’re working lately- it’s probably obvious, seeing as you’re usually just as tired as she is by the time dinner rolls around. She’s probably not used to both of you falling asleep in the dining hall.

Despite the two of you past the point of exhaustion, something is keeping you from just calling it a night and punching the lights out- no matter how badly you want to. 

It was really sweet of Nadia to have a bath drawn for you. Not that it was out of character, of course, for her to try and spoil you when she knows you could use a pick-me up. It just reminds you of how much she actually pays attention to the little things- it’s amazing, just how observant she can be with so much else probably on her mind. 

...And now, she’s sitting across from you on your shared bed, taking your hands in hers. 

“You want to know a secret, m/c?” Nadia’s eyes drift down to your hands, turning them over and tracing soft lines across your palm. “Sometimes I think you work harder than I do lately.”

You open your mouth to disagree- that’s got to be impossible. Sure, you’re training constantly, but that’s got to be nothing compared to her responsibilities. 

“I’m serious,” she reassures. “I can see it in the way you sit.”

“The way I sit?”

She cups your cheek, and with the same soft touch, Nadia runs her thumb along your skin, pausing to look into your eyes before speaking again. 

“Your shoulders slump over, dear. Your back must be aching.”

It’s true. Even a warm bath could only do so much sometimes.  You avert your eyes, suddenly flush. Was your posture that poor?

“Oh dear. I never meant to embarrass you. I was only saying... well, frankly-  I was wondering if you’d let me give you a massage.” Her words are met with a hidden smile, but you can hear it in her voice. 

When did Nadia of all people become such a timid woman?  Not that you were complaining, of course. It’s adorable... and you know she’s only like this around you. That always makes things a little more entertaining.

“Really?” You blurt out. “That would be amazing.”

“Turn for me.”

She lays you down on your stomach, and the moment your head hits the pillow you’re overcome with sleepiness. You have to fight it this time, only because you don’t want to miss out. 

Seriously. The Countess herself, catering to you? Even if you are married... it can feel so out of place- in the best possible way. It’s like a dream. You’re the luckiest person alive, you think. 

Just as you can’t believe your luck, the ache in your bones is met by two elegant hands, working perfumed lotion across your back and shoulders. 

This feels amazing... How did I ever live without her?

It’s almost like Nadia’s been practicing magic herself. You wouldn’t be surprised at this point, as every muscle she’s touched seems to melt under her hands. 

“How are you so good at this?” You ask.

“You’re not the only one with many talents, my love.” 

You’re so tempted to fall asleep. This’ll be the first night you’ve had in days where your body wasn’t completely sore after all your training. Maybe you have been working too hard.  

It’s just that you represent the court now, in a way. People know your name, they’ve heard all about you and how you’ve overcome the Devil himself.  And on top of that, you’re married to the most powerful woman in Vesuvia?  There’s absolutely no way you could let your skills get rusty.

“You’re awfully quiet, m/c.” 

Before you can open your mouth to respond, she shushes you gently.

“No need to speak. In fact, even if you fall asleep I’ll consider my work a success. Just do me a favor, and... clear your head.”

Her request makes your heart skip a beat. You try your hardest, but the more you think about keeping your head clear, the easier it is to circle around to the thoughts you were trying to avoid in the first place. You have to fight to reach a comfortable silence, but when you do, your vision begins to blur and your eyelids begin to droop.

And then you hear it.

She’s not quite whistling or humming, but you hear Nadia murmuring something to herself to fil the silence. Her voice seems to work in sync with her fingers as they trail to your arms, and work between your biceps and the little nook between your neck and shoulder. 

She really loves to spoil you. 

Even with all the lights on and the moon barely among the stars, it’s just so hard not to fall asleep...

Maybe you can just... rest your eyes. 

Just keep your mind focused on the sound of her breathing, maybe move your fingers every once in a while... just... 

Keep yourself...

Awake....

Zzz...

[celestiababie]

Yunho NSFW Alphabet A-Z

A= Aftercare (What they do/act like after sex)

 Yunho is literally the human embodiment of a teddy bear. After you two have finished, he’ll probably just lay on you, and kiss your neck. He just wants to cling onto you...before you two go for another round.

B= Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

 Yunho loves his smile the most and he knows you love it too. Whenever he flashes his bright smile at you, you get butterflies all over again, and he just adores that he has that effect on you. He loves your legs when you straddle him or just wrap them around him. Yunho loves the lazy days where you put your legs on his lap and just watch tv. He’s also quite the fan of putting them over his shoulders as he thrusts inside you.

C= Cum (Anything to do with cum… I’m a disgusting person)

 He gets carried away when he’s fucking you, so he often cums inside of you. When the two of you first had sex, both of you were so in the moment that you hadn’t realized that he came inside until a few minutes after. He panicked for a few seconds and apologized, but luckily you were able to calm him down by telling him that it was fine and that you were on the pill/clean. Ever since that day, he’s been hooked on cumming in you.

D= Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

 He really wants to fuck you against a mirror...preferably in the practice room. He’s had a few wet dreams about it, but he doesn’t want to bring it up, in case that you’ll be weirded out, and then he’ll end up embarrassed.

E= Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

 Yunho has some experience, but not to the point where he could call himself a pro. He’s probably gotten/given head before and that’s about as much experience he’s had before you. He knows how to get you worked up and he knows how to use his body very well. DANCERS ARE THE BEST AT SEX IDC.

F= Favorite position (This goes without saying)

 Probably missionary, but with your legs over his shoulders. He loves holding your legs up and rolling his hips into you, making sure that you feel him against the most sensitive within you.

G= Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Or are they more humorous?)

 This man-child is a clown! Do you really think that he’s gonna be completely serious? He will probably try and crack a joke here and there when he has sex with you. Whether you like that or not, he can’t hide his bright and goofy personality, even if it’s an intimate moment. 

H= Hair (How well-groomed are they?)

 Yunho trims regularly, but he’s not bare. He thinks that trimming makes everything look better and it’s just easier to maintain. Man-scaping shows character, folks.

I= Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

 He’s a giant teddy bear, and even though he’s very goofy, he’d be surprisingly intimate. He loves you and wants to express it both inside and outside the bedroom. Yunho is top quality boyfriend material, and he’d want to give you all the pleasure that you could handle. 

J= Jack off (Masturbation)

 He doesn’t jerk off that often, he can usually keep himself under control until he sees you. Sometimes if he just needed to release some of his energy, he’d rut against his pillow and send you the audio of him moaning. It would mainly be to try and convince you to come over or let him come over.

K= Kinks (One or more of their kinks)

 His tall ass has a size kink, y’all knew this was gonna be said. He didn’t care if you were even an inch shorter than him or a foot shorter than him, he’d still tease you for being smaller than him. Yunho adores how your body looks underneath him, there’s something about him being bigger than you that makes him feel like he can protect you. Yunho also has a slight exhibition kink, he likes the way his heart pounds from nerves, not knowing if someone was going to see both of you.

L= Location (Favorite places to do the do)

 As stated before, he has an exhibition kink, he believes that sex doesn’t have to stay in the bedroom at all times. Dressing rooms? On a balcony? Against a big window? He’s down for it all, but don’t worry, he’ll make sure no one actually sees... unless you’re into that.

M= Motivation (What turns them on?)

 Due to his size kink, sitting in his lap could get him a bit excited down there, it emphasizes how small you are compared to him, and he can easily tease you for it. Another thing that can get him doing would be teaching you how to dance/ dancing with you, he’s definitely tried to get you to do a sensual dance with him once or twice. If he sees your hips move a certain way or grind upon him, you can bet your ass that he’s gonna whisper in your ear about how much he wants to fuck you.

N= NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

 I personally believe that Yunho is a soft dom, so he wouldn’t want you to call you anything bad or degrading, he’d much rather praise you. You’re his baby, why would he want to be mean to his baby? 

O= Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

 He’s a sucker for getting head, he loves when you look up at him as you press kisses to tip. It’s not like he hates giving you head or is bad at it, he’s just average at the activity, he makes up for it with using his sexy ass hands though.

P= Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

 This one is tough... I guess that it would all depend on his mood, some days he’ll be rough and desperate for a good fuck, and other days, he’ll be slow and sensual. He has no preference, it really depends on how much tension there is and how needy you both are.

Q= Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex and how often?)

He's a fan of them. You two often have to rush due to fucking in slightly risky places, but he doesn't mind that at all. Sometimes, he treats it as it's a game, which one of you is gonna cum first or, how fast can he make you cum?

R= Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks?)

 He has no problem taking risks and experimenting. He's curious about a lot of things and wants to try many things with you if you'll allow him to.

S= Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

 This boy has a lot of stamina, it’s scary. As a dancer, he’s able to have a lot of energy and on top of that, he’s a ball of energy in everyday life, so Yunho would be able to go multiple rounds. He’d want to keep going until you were too tired to keep your eyes open. Dis boi a freak lowkey.

T= Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them?)

 Poor baby would be confused by toys at first, but would slowly start getting more curious about them. He’d do mild research to find ones that would give you the most pleasure and then gift them to you. He’d be hesitant to use any toys on himself, but he’d give it a try if you really wanted to use them on him. 

U= Unfair  (How much do they like to tease?)

 He mainly teases you about your height, but other than that, he’s fair. He likes to give you what you want and even if he finds your begging adorable, he’d feel bad if he kept pleasure away from you...but if you make him jealous/ piss him off? Good luck.

V= Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make?)

 L O U D. He’s not annoyingly loud, but he’s not afraid to moan and groan if something feels good. He has to be careful depending on the location you two are having sex, but even then, he’s moaning for you. 

W= Wild Card (Random headcanon)

 Yunho had invited you over, all the boys were over, but he figured that you were comfortable enough to hang out with all of them. The 9 of you were sitting in the living room, your legs were on the taller male’s lap and he was softly caressing your leg as the rest of the boys were being loud.

  Jongho had noticed the older male’s hand on your leg and he narrowed his eyes at the both of you, throwing a pillow at Yunho. 

“Hyung, touch your girlfriend somewhere else!”

 The other boys had suddenly shut up and looked over at the two of you. Some were confused, some were flustered at the thought and a particular someone was smirking (Wooyoung). You hid your face behind your hands and took your legs off of your boyfriend’s lap. He pouted and made a bold move, pulling your entire body into his lap and kissing your neck. 

  “I’ll touch her where ever I want.” He muttered against your neck. The boys cleared their throats and contemplated whether or not they should just leave the room...

They didn’t, they kept talking, but couldn’t help but glance at the couple who were almost ready to rip each other’s clothes off.

X= X-Ray (Lt’s see what’s going on in those pants)

 He’s a big boi and has sexy hands, so I think he’s above average. He has a decent amount of girth to him and a plus would be that he knows how to use his hips. Big dick+dancer hips= fucking amazing sex. I don’t make the rules.

Y= Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

 He wants sex a lot more than he’d like to admit, he has so much energy that he wants to let out, and sex is a great way to release all that energy. He’s clingy and that clinginess will often lead to him needing you sexually. I’d say he’d want sex about 5 days out of the week.

Z= ZZZ (How quickly do they fall asleep afterward?)

It depends on how many rounds you two did. Usually, he wouldn’t feel that sleepy if it was a standard night of sex, but if it was a night where you two were at it like rabbits...maybe he’d get a little tired, but he rarely does.

[jokertrap-ran]

Disney’s Twisted Wonderland: Dorm Uniform Floyd Leech SSR【What will you give me?】Chapter ２

*Spoiler free: Translations will remain under cut

Chapter 1 / Chapter 2 / Chapter 3

⊱ ────Front Gate──── ⊰

Floyd: I wonder if Azul would get mad if I told him that I didn't get the product rights like the wanted.

Floyd: I guess I'll think of something later. I should get back to the dorm first...Whoa-!?

Floyd: That was dangerous~ I thought I was going to fall over when something caught onto my legs. Hm...? It's a person.

Floyd: ...It's the Jellyfish. You're sleeping in a weird place again today.

Silver: zzz...zzz...

Floyd: Heyyyy jellyfish~ You're being a hindrance, sleeping out in the middle of the path like that. Hey...Wake up, I said!

Silver: Huh!? ...I feel asleep again?

Silver: Did you wake me up, Floyd? You have my thanks. I just thought of taking a little break. I never thought that I'd actually fall asleep...*yawns*

Floyd: You still look sleepy.

Silver: Sorry. I don't have anything on my person that might help keep me awake...

Floyd: Something to keep you awake? I've got some peppermint candy on me.

Silver: That's great. Could you give me some?

Floyd: Hmm~ I don't know about that...What are you going to give me in return? You've got to give something in exchange if you want it.

Silver: The only thing I can give you right now's probably...the blue pen I bought from the store.

Silver: Lilia-senpai was using it before, but I bought plenty of those so I don't mind giving one away.

Floyd: A pen...? I don't need that, though...

Floyd: I suppose it's fine. I mean, I do want to see you wide awake for once as well.

Floyd: Alright then. A candy for a pen.

Silver: Thank you. I'm now a little more awake thanks to the mint candy. I'm in your debt. See you then.

Floyd: I wonder if Jade would have a better use for this pen...Hm? That red-head in walking in front of me...

Floyd: Goldfishie~ How are you doing?

Riddle: Floyd...Stop calling me with that weird nickname of yours. Besides, I don't have the time to be dealing with you.

Floyd: But you're always busy, aren't you? So deadly serious and uptight all the time~

Riddle: Because I'm a busy person, unlike you. In accordance to the law set by the Queen of Hearts...

Riddle: "The meeting to decide the Croquet Tournament's prize should be transcribed entirely with a blue pen."

Riddle: But I haven't gotten the time to go purchase one thanks to how packed my schedule is with back-to-back lessons.

Floyd: Oh. I have a blue pen with me now. You want it?

Riddle: No. I'm heading to the shop right now to purchase one so I don't need it. Just the thought of owing you something strikes fear into my being.

Floyd: Jellyfish said that he bought lots of it in bulk so it might be out of stock~

Riddle: Jellyfish? Who's that...?

Floyd: Here you go~!

Riddle: Wha-!? You're rather persistent with the way your forcing it onto me!

Floyd: And I'll be taking your notes in exchange~

Riddle: Hey! Why my notes of all things!?

Floyd: I mean, you're not carrying anything else on you right now. And an exchange can't happen if you don't give me anything in return.

Riddle: I said I'm going to buy one right now, didn't I!? Return me my notes right this instance!

Trey: There you are, Riddle. You'll be late for the meeting if you don't hurry.

Riddle: Trey...Sorry but I'm a little occupied right now!

Floyd: See ya~

Riddle: Ah, wait-! Hey! Floyd!!

⊱ ────Main Street──── ⊰

Floyd: It was fun to see goldfishie all flustered like that, but I really don't need these notes at all~

Floyd: Let's see...Oh, it's notes for Alchemy class. It's been summarized and written down with amazing details. How complicated. He's so serious~

Jamil: Floyd. Nice timing.

Kalim: Yo! What a coincidence~!

Floyd: Oh? It's the sea snake and the otter. I'm bumping into lots of people today, it seems...

Jamil: Sea snake...? Never mind. Could you help me tell the club president that I can't make it for club activities today?

Floyd: Eh~ Do it yourself~! I don't feel up for basketball practice today, myself, either.

Jamil: Please; I'm stuck in a pretty big pickle myself. Kalim, he...

Kalim: I totally forgot that Crewel-sensei gave us alchemy homework, you see...

Kalim: And it's also due today, to boot! I guess I really am screwed...

Jamil: You...Didn't he just get mad at you for forgetting your homework last week? Even I don't know what's going to happen to you if it happens again!

Kalim: You're great at Alchemy, so I thought it would be over and done with quicker if we did it together.

Jamil: The homework's "A week's worth of experimental results and it's analysis" isn't it?

Kalim: I can solve the questions for you, but you've been skipping the experiments in the first place.

Jamil: Even I can't help you this time if you don't have the experimental results needed to back it up.

Kalim: Gee- I'm really bad at these things these complicated things, ya know?

Floyd: Me too~

Jamil: *mumbles* Tch...And I can't be letting him get red marks here too...

Jamil: Hm? Floyd, those notes you're holding...It's titled alchemy notes...

Floyd: These? They're goldfishie's though.

Jamil: Goldfish...? Wait, Riddle's!? How in the world did you get your hands on his notes? And why do you have it anyway?

Floyd: It was given to me.

Jamil: There's no way Riddle would give you his notes for no rhyme or reason. Or could it be that you forcefully stole it from him?

Floyd: Of course not. I didn’t coerce him or chase after him for it, I say~!

Jamil: ...Hey, could I borrow those notes? I'll be sure to thank you somehow afterwards.

Floyd: If you're willing to give me something in return, then sure. I don't need this anyway.

Floyd: Here's his notes then.

Jamil: You have my thanks.

Jamil: ...As expected. All the results from the experiments he did have all been penned down till the smallest detail in these summarized notes. The Top Student really is something else indeed.

Jamil: Riddle...sorry, but I'll return this to you once Kalim's done with his homework!

Kalim: Oh? Does this mean it's problem solved? Thanks, Floyd! You're a life saviour!

Floyd: I don't really get it but I suppose all's fine and well~

Kalim: I wish to thank you, and we should as well, just like Kalim said. Wait here a bit. I'll go fetch it from the dorm!

Floyd: What are you giving me?

Kalim: It's a blood red stone that's said to have been sleeping in a cave together with a certain magic lamp!

Kalim: It's suuuuper pretty! And I'd totally give it to you as thanks for helping me in a pinch!

Jamil: A red stone...Wait-!

Floyd: Eh~ I'm more interested in the notes compared to that stone of yours...But I guess I'll still accept it if you're giving it to me.

☪⋆ ────── ⋆⋅☆ 𝔗𝔬 𝔟𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔲𝔢𝔡 ☆⋅⋆ ────── ☪⋆

[elliethesuperfruitlover]

Luba (Mute) NSFW Alphabet

A/N: This came to me very easily, and I’ve been wanting to do this one for a while. Soo, here it is. Enjoy!!

Warnings: BDSM, creampies, a lot of sex lol, roughness

Cheeky Tag List: @misskittysmagicportal, @joz-stankovich, @super-unpredictable98, @the-freckled-luba, @the-novel-on-the-left, @neuroticpuppy, @iamsexytrash, @wasabimia, @bisexualnathanyoung, @imagine-you

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)  I feel like Luba’s extremely caring after a nice fuck, y’know? Being in sex work, he has to make sure he caters to the person’s every need. If it was more rough, he’ll pop out the lotion and rub on the more raw places on someone’s body. If he’s tired, he’ll probably have a couple post-coital cuddles and kisses. Luba also likes candles. I feel like he might order food, and have calm music playing. Very chill.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) I feel like Luba likes his chest a lot for some weird reason. Even when it might be fake, he really likes when people might place their hands on it, or slide them down his chest. Also, lay your head on that chest please, he likes it. Titties or not. On his partner’s, thighs. Small or thick, he really likes them lol. He likes to squeeze someone’s thighs, or gently kiss them. If you’re walking around the house with tight shorts on, or where your thighs are exposed, he’ll be all over them. Also, if he’s going down on you, he likes to be between them, and his head to be squeezed. He also likes slapping your thighs.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) Okay, so Luba’s a very quiet orgasmer (is that a word). Kat and I share a HC that all of Rob’s characters might not say anything, but their breathing will pick up, and it’ll just be hot and heavy for a bit. I also feel like Luba really fucking likes giving people creampies. He also likes getting sucked off to orgasm, so if you swallow, he’s in shock. If you’re covered in it, even better,

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He likes calling other people daddy or mommy. A form of praise. He really like spanking, giving or receiving.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)  Luba is extremely experienced, he has to be for his profession. However, if you want something specific, or only get off from a particular part of stimulation, let him know, He wants to learn about what you like.

F= Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) I feel like Luba likes missionary a lot. He can slowly fuck someone, or have their legs hiked on his shoulders, and absolutely pummel them into the mattress, kitchen counter, whatever it may be that he’s fucking them into. He can also see them and their reactions. and titties lol.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) I have a strong feeling that Luba doesn’t really like to fool around, especially with sex. He’ll tease you, but I don’t think he’ll pop any jokes, but one or two might come out.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) He’s clean shaven, but I won’t pass up the opportunity to say that Luba dyed his pubes once. (they were light blue)

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) Luba’s very romantic, and likes to focus on the emotional aspect of sex. So he’ll be very serious, and be focused on trying to pleasure you.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) Luba doesn’t really touch himself, unless it’s something like mutual masturbation, or if he’s REALLY horny. And if that happens, it’s typically quite rough masturbation, and he’ll be extremely loud.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) Like I mentioned earlier, a hidden daddy/mommy kink. He also likes tits, so pls motorboat him. Also, PLEASE peg him. He wants it. Also, smack that ass all you want.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do) He’s not too particular, as he really fucking likes to tease you in public. So, I feel like at home is first, the parlor is second, and anywhere public is next. Especially semi-public. He won’t hesitate to fuck you at a restaurant, or something where people are bound to see you.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) He likes when you’re whining at what he’s doing, and when you’re getting impatient. He really likes teasing you. If you bite his neck, or kiss it, or start playing along, oh yeah, he’s hard. Or, if you decide to switch roles and want to top him.  Also, if you’re wearing particularly titty revealing, or if you’re not wearing a bra, and he knows that you’re letting them be.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Anything too BDSM’y. Like, no blood play, no bodily fluids other than cum, nothing like that. Nothing gross.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) Luba loves to fucking give oral. and he’s bomb at it as well. It doesn’t matter whomst he may be sucking or licking, he likes to see and hear how they react. However, I won’t rule out the fact that he likes to get oral too. He’ll have his hand on their head, and just lean back and enjoy them pleasing him. He doesn’t get much of that as an escort. He enjoys being treated, and given something he may want, especially sexually. ALSO, I’M ADDING THIS ON. I feel like Luba REALLY fucking likes getting head. Like, if you deepthroat him, it’s a done deal, he’ll be fucking your mouth. Or if you moan around him, he’s cumming down your throat in a matter of seconds.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) It depends on how he feels. If he’s particularly horny, he’ll fuck you nice and hard, and make sure you can’t feel your legs. If you’re in public, he’ll start slow, but then speed up, simply because he wants to hear you suffer. He’s a good mix though, but most nights, he’ll be really slow.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) Luba really likes quickies, and if your job time differs, y’all might be having more quickies than actual sex. He likes actual sex though, but if you’re in a rush to work, but he’s really horny, he’ll fuck you on the car, or on the kitchen counter while you’re eating. Doing your hair? Doggy style. Simple as that. He’ll also finger you if you’re in a BIG rush.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) Luba does tease a lot, and that’s risky, especially if you’re in the verge of an orgasm, and he suddenly takes his fingers out and licks them clean. (slowly)Yeah, you’ll be wanting to fuck him REAL bad. I feel like he will experiment though, he’s open to a lot of things.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) Luba lasts VERY LONG. He has to for his job, but with you, he puts extra in. 4, sometimes 5 rounds.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) YES LUBA OWNS TOYS. He also owns quite a lot of them, and likes to use them quite often. Mostly dildos and cock rings, but he does have vibrators, and likes to tease you with them. If you request it, he’ll fuck himself on a dildo as well. Also, a strap for obvious reasons.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) LUBA IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING TEASE OUT HERE AND I STAND BY THAT SHIT. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL. Y’all could be in public and he’ll be kissing up your neck, or his fingers’ll be tickling your waist. If it’s getting to the main event, there will be fingers everywhere besides where you’ll most want them. And when you ask him for what you want most, you’ll get a short “What, I don’t think I’m doing anything?”, or a giggle from wherever his mouth may be residing. He likes hearing the desperation in someone’s voice, and hearing them beg. If you start pulling his hair, that’s when the tongue appears, the fingers start moving, all that.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) Luba is very fucking loud, thank you very much. I know I said heavy breathing, but my god, get behind him with a strap, he’ll be screaming. If you may be 69′ing, he’ll be really loud, as it does add to the sensation. If you’re sucking him off, yes, he’ll be very loud. Anything high stimulation really gets him going.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) If you come into the parlor, he’ll fuck you after he’s done with a client, or if he’s free. That’s all I’m saying. He also likes external orgasms like squirting, and he WILL drink it. And if it got on your body, he’ll lick it clean.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Luba’s a little average, but I feel like he’s a little on the thick side. Not like you’ll look at his dick and be like “this won’t fit”.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) It’s high, but not rabbit fuckingly so. He likes sex a lot, but doesn’t want it all the time. But, most days a week, y’all are fucking.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) If you two did something physically taxing like 69′ing or another complicated position, he’ll be tired, or if you went for more rounds than usual, he’ll be really sleepy. However, he does wait until you fall asleep to drift off. Every now and then he beats you to it though.

Masterlist

[the1918]

evanstan - z please

Headcanon Game - A to Z

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I think that Sebastian starts to get sleepy the second Chris finally finishes inside of him (like, seriously… sometimes he could swear that something in Chris’s come has some sort of special, soporific property). He doesn’t totally conk out, though; falling asleep is always a slow process for Seb no matter what – even if it is infinitely easier whenever they’re not away working, and he actually gets to sleep in the same bed as Chris.

Chris, though… Chris is a different story. He may feel velvety and sluggish after he’s had a good orgasm but he’s still very much awake, wants to stay alert to Sebastian’s needs and revel in being his baby’s caregiver for a little while, wants to give Seb that post-coital attention he deserves. Chris likes to spoon up behind the smaller man’s body and slot a muscular thigh between Seb’s, wrap his arms around him, hold him close and be sweet on him. Chris will stay awake just so he can shower Seb’s neck in kisses, just so he can watch his handsome baby float between waking and sleeping.

But sometimes – sometimes… I think that maybe something a little more goes down?

Because in my head Chris has always had the libido of a teenager – even if he’s almost forty years old now – and being with Sebastian only ramps it up more. Even if they’re lying together and basking in the wake of mind-blowing orgasms, I think Chris often finds himself getting hard again just from the touching, just from knowing that it’s Sebastian in his arms, that Seb is feeling happy sated because of Chris.

So even if Seb’s eyes are drooping with half-sleep, Chris will often find himself languidly grinding into him a little, pressing his only half-spent cock into Seb’s pretty ass. There’s never an urgency to it – no expectations – and Chris would keep his hungering at a low simmer while he listens to gauge Seb’s response. I’m sure that a lot of these times Seb will just give him an unimpressed, half-awake grunt that Chris would chuckle at, would know it translates roughly to “back off, horndog, I’m sleepin’ here.”  

…But other times, I think that Sebastian will smile sweetly and push his ass back into Chris, a languorous, pleased hum sounding out from low in his throat – and it’s that response that Chris really goes crazy for. That’s the sound of Seb’s sleepy consent, and it makes Chris groan every time, makes his cock fatten up even more.

It’s at that point that Chris would get a full second wave of energy. He’ll sit up a little and look down, resting his weight on one elbow, take advantage of what his lover is offering him. He’ll use a hand to spread Sebastian’s cheeks open for his view and let out a low, throaty moan, because no matter how many times Chris sees this it never gets old – the sight of Seb’s hole, red, loosened up, sweet and wrecked and leaking with Chris’s come. He’ll spend a good sixty seconds just fingering his release out of Seb and then pushing it back in, just playing, before using the combined mess of come and lube to slick himself up and slide back in.

I think that both Chris and sleepy Seb love these moments. I think they probably discovered that it’s something they both want about a year into their relationship, wrapped up together in some unimportant hotel room. Seb loves the feeling that comes with being sated and mostly asleep, halfway onto his belly while Chris works his thick cock back into Seb’s well-used body.

I also think that Chris’s energy would be a lot different when they do this; he’s no longer playing the soft but firm dominant, but instead letting himself be the horny, easy Boston boy who’s just been given free access to a warm and welcoming hole where he can keep his dick wet. And he wouldn’t need to be frantic or intense about it, because he’s already gotten his rocks off once. He wouldn’t talk too much, not wanting to rouse Sebastian from his happy, sleepy state. 

He would just wrap himself around Seb’s relaxed body and enjoy what his sweetheart gives him, fucking and grinding sweet and lazy into Sebastian’s body, smiling into the nape of Sebastian’s neck, until he finally comes inside him one more time.

… and then Chris would shut his eyes and get some sleep.

Thank you for the ask! Second time writing Evanstan and I am LOVING it!

Evanstan Head Canon Game - A to Z  Prompts and Masterlist

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SFW Alphabet: Adam Ruzek

Originally I was gonna do an NSFW alphabet, but when I came  across this template the sappy romantic in me jumped out. Also, I seem to get great reactions when I post for Adam so he’s the one I wanted to do first!

I found this template on @anonymous-sideblog .

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Adam is really, really affectionate. As long as you’re good with PDA, then there’s no keeping him away from you. Even at work, he’s gotta have an arm around your waist or a guiding hand on your back. At Molly’s, he’ll pull you into his lap and spend the entire evening cuddling into you. And then at home.....it’s like having a baby koala. To two of you have to be in arm’s reach at all times. It’s a rule.

B = Beginning (How would the relationship start?)

Adam probably confessed his feelings to you after getting lashed at Molly’s (he needed a little liquid courage to get it out). The night ended with you letting him crash at your place, and the two of you actually talking things out over coffee and Advil the next morning.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Adam. Loves. Cuddling. It’s gotten to the point where he actually can’t sleep unless you’re beside him, because it makes him worry that he can’t protect you. Normally he’s the big spoon because he like to make you feel safe but if it’s been a bad night then he’s got no qualms with curling up in bed with you holding him.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

He’s definitely gotten much more domestic since he’s been with you. He’s gone from ordering takeout every night to being able to actually cook dinner for the two of you. If you’ve had a long day he’ll do his absolute best to make sure that you come home to a clean house with a nice dinner.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Adam would probably sit you down and just tell it to you straight. He wouldn’t appoint or alleviate blame, he’d just get it over with and tell you that even though things aren’t working out, the time he’d spent with you had been the best time of his life.

F = Fiancé(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Adam’s been engaged three times before, so it’s safe to say that both of you are hesitant. You’re not too concerned about what’s going to happen, you’re more focused on the present.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Two words: gentle giant. You know what Adam does in the job, what he has to do in the line of work. He tries his utmost to not bring work home, but sometimes it just slips. He’s learnt not to slam doors and shout during arguments (sometimes the hard way, I’m afraid),

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Bear hugs, side hugs, sleepy hugs, drunk hugs, sad hugs, tight hugs, lift-you-off-the-ground-and-swing-you-around-when-you’re-least-expecting-it hugs. The man has got range.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

I’d say Adam says it fairly quick. He’d never make you feel pressured to say it back, and whenever you’re ready he’ll gladly reciprocate.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He finds great pleasure in in striding over to you and locking lips with you in front of whoever’s ballsy enough to flirt with you. If it’s at work, he’s gonna do the exact same. End of story.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Cheek kisses if you’re at work, nose kisses to make you smile, neck kisses when he’s teasing, forehead kisses when he’s being protective. Adam likes to be kissed anywhere and everywhere, but he’ll never really tell you his favourite.

But I sure as hell will. It’s when you cup his face in your hands and plant little kisses all over his face until you finally give him a proper kiss. He blushes like crazy afterwards and everyone calls him whipped but it’s worth it.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

He’s awesome with kids. One time you and him babysat your nieces and nephews and you still think that they like him more than they like you.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Adam is by no means an early bird. Most of your mornings spent with him consist of lazy cuddling, sleepy kisses and having to drag him out of the bed.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

You’re both generally quite tired after work, so your time together mainly consists of food, hanky panky and sleep.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Adam’s pretty open. He doesn’t want any personal secrets between the two of you. The only thing he refuses to share about is work (that’s if you’re not a cop/in Intelligence). He doesn’t want to drag you down with him.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

He’s got a bit of a short temper, but not when it comes to you. He’s learned that you have no tolerance for raised voices and slammed doors, so he’s learned to not bring the anger work gives him home.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Adam prides himself on being a good boyfriend. He remembers everything: the date of the day you first went out, your favorite colour, your birthday, your childhood pets’ names, anything you’ve ever told him.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

It’s the first night you stayed over. You were so shy and nervous, which he thought was adorable. You went to sleep on opposite sides of the bed facing away from each other. But when he woke up the next morning, he had both arms around you and you were curled up on his chest. After a few minutes spent looking down at you with a smile, he tried to pull away but you threw an arm around him and pulled him in tighter. He’d never been happier than in that moment.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He’s protective to the point of overbearingness. Whenever possible he protects you physically (stepping in front of you, holding you close, covering your body with his). He needs to have you with him so he knows he can keep you safe.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Though he fairs well in all the other departments, Adam is terrible at romance. His idea of a romantic date night is takeout and a basketball game. It’s generally falls on you to bring the romance to the table.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Like I said, he’s overprotective to the point of being overbearing. It pisses you off because sometimes it seems like he doesn’t trust you enough to be responsible.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks? Do your looks bother them?)

Adam likes to make sure that he’s well kept. And as for your looks? He really couldn’t care less. As long as you look after yourself, your personality is all that really matters.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Yes, absolutely. You are, quite literally, the light of his life.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He love sit when you take care of him when he’s hurt. He pretends to hate it and tried to swat your hand away, but he loves it when you go over his wounds again and again and treat him like he’s fragile.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

He wouldn’t like someone who’s cocky or arrogant (I know, the pot calling the kettle black). He’s a little egotistical, so he definetly needs someone to balance him out.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs? Does it change around a partner?)

Sleeps like a freight train. He takes over the entire bed, meaning you can either sleep in the tiny gap left or cuddle up to him (he acts like it’s an accident, but it’s really not). He finds it difficult to sleep without you, because he’s gotten so used to having you in the bed beside him.

Not to be a twat, but it’s taken me over three and a half hours over four days to write this. Please, please, please leave some feedback. This is the longest thing I’ve ever written, and it was a genuine pain in the goddamn ass to finish.

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Zuko hc: He likes or at east enjoys scritches (once he starts getting more comfy with physical affection a d like actually grows all his hair back) it's one of the for sure way to get him to sleep and Iroh does it all the time whenever Zuko can't fall asleep

im picturing Zuko early in his Fire Lord career sitting on his bed with a bunch of maps and charts and books, trying to solve idk some really complex and stressful problem about dissolving the Fire Nation colonies in the Earth Kingdom

and Iroh finds him up at like 3am still pouring over all of it and is just like “nephew, you HAVE to go to sleep you aren’t going to fix all this in one night”

But Zuko feels like he won’t be able to go to sleep with all this on his mind, so Iroh sits with him and listens to him rant about the dilemmas and setbacks he keeps running into, his hand gradually moving from his back to his shoulder to eventually petting his head.

And before Zuko realizes it, his eyes are growing heavy and he’s running out of steam and soon he’s just kinda laying against Iroh while he pets his hair until zzz....

I’m certain Iroh would tell Zuko’s friends about this so that when he’s not around and the anxious young Fire Lord is up too late stressing about all his duties, they can give him the sleepy head scratches he needs to finally conk out 😇

This idea is and will always be so freakin cute ❤️