#but I will tell the truth

[im-out-of-it]

part 11 of season 1, episode 13 continued

157. “now give us the book of the white.”-clary. bold of you to assume Camille knows where a warlock book is lmao

158. Camille: I’d love to but I can’t. I have no idea where it is. I’m sure it’s here somewhere. but if the idea was to hide it, telling me would defeat the purpose. (DUH) Goodbye Simon, it’s been a pleasure doing business with you. I wish I could my little caramel but don’t worry, we’ll see each other soon.

(love that she pronounces caramel correctly)

159. but what Camille meant was not my problem, bye

160. guess we found the book. see clary, that wasn’t so hard. you just had to use your brain

161. this was meant for the other post but she does have eternity on her hands

162. I love how jace and clary both don’t listen to anyone and they both act shocked when that happens. Jace ran off and wouldn’t listen to clary and then when jace needs clary to leave, she won’t listen. fuck, they really are soulmates in selfishness recklessness and impulsiveness wrapped up in a bow

163. ah shit this is awkward

164. the Valentine show version and book version is always funny to me because in the books, Valentine couldn’t be bothered with clary which is valid

165. I’m sorry but the way he’s holding his weapon IS SO CRINGE

166. it’s not a fucking wand

167. at least Izzy gave it her best

168. also, are we to believe that valentines men are stronger and upper handed Magnus????? I’ll let that one go this time

169. see ya, good riddance jace

170. I don’t know why everyone is so desperate to save jace

171. I have a problem with Jace and clary’s acting and their facial expressions. I DONT KNOW WHY IT BOTHERS ME

172. I don’t know if it’s because I’m so used to the talent Matt and Harry have but clary and Jace always seem to be doing it in such an extra way. like with Magnus and Alec, their expressions are subtle and I don’t feel as if they take over the scene. I don’t know if I’m making any sense but these ones are just over the top

173. also, if you think about it, these two met just a few days ago. Magnus wasn’t crying on the floor or whatever when Alec told him he wasn’t interested. I know it’s not the same but whatever. like even the way Magnus and Alec look at the wedding, it doesn’t ruin or take over the scene in a way

174. I don’t know if it bothers anyone but it makes it hard to take it serious and actually enjoy the scene. it’s too over the top for me

175. and are we supposed to be sold on their epic romance or whatever? I don’t think they have that much chemistry to begin with. I’m a biased Malec fan and they CREATED chemistry but I don’t see it work jace and clary.

176. also Alec should’ve let her go. what they needed to do with clary was send her problematic ass to idris. let them deal with her. I could see a whole rebranding of the show. take away what was in the books and create different storylines. Jace isn’t worth it and isn’t worth being a main character, literally anyone else deserves the gift she was given, and there are so much more interesting characters.

Maia, Simon, Raphael, ragnor, Catarina, if they had a few episodes going back in time and I’m talking Jem, Tessa if they changed her, Will if he was changed, more Gabriel, Gideon, Alastair, Thomas, Mathew like there are so much worthy characters. and I know it’s hard to add the prequel characters but there was so much more content they could have used or came up with (and I also realize they didn’t have those rights but I just wish the books had a different writer)

177. the whole jace always needs saving was a tiresome nightmare. it was old the first time and the second and the third. like I don’t genuinely understand how book fans exist (y’all are allowed to exist) but the stories are so fucking repetitive. you can seriously predict the whole of TMI. and it’s okay to be a fan but when y’all defend them to the highest superior power and treat CC as some god, it’s really weird

178. and the show made clear they weren’t going to follow the storylines from the books completely. Im just saying this show would’ve been much more if the CLACE shit got cut. there’s no need for them to be the focus when there are downworlders out there and more exciting and fascinating shadowhunters

179. it’s just how I feel and I understand a lot of people won’t agree especially the ones devoted to the books. but I’ve said this before: the series could’ve been better in the hands of an author who actually cared about all the characters and not their basic, insufferable incest, insert favs. the fact that Malec stole the show and was the fan favorite is an example of this. this is what happens when the writers actually care about other characters who aren’t jace and clary

180. and we didn’t need 6 books of jace needing saving, and at least the show tried to switch it up as best as they could. me if I was in charge: (not sure the show or movie but I WAS LIKE ME AS FUCK)

going onto 181, and about five minutes left so almost there. probably just one part remaining 😌 (at least I hope y’all are having fun)

[akanemnon]

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[lazylittledragon]

i need guenhwyvar to be Cat so bad

[milktrician]

(what the. who threw a wife plot device in the middle of a peak lord meeting)

i thought about this bit at the end of the airplane extras the other day. bro why are you looking at your coworkers like that rn

[frownyalfred]

Batfamily/Superfamily angst fic where one of the Supes (Jon? Kon?) takes off too quickly/recklessly next to one of the Batkids and accidentally ruptures their eardrum and Bruce goes on the warpath for Clark about it.

[archerdepartures116]

This is such a stupid idea 😭

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Luo Binghe's good ol days on Baizhan

Btw do you guys want more frequent updates or wait longer for more mass posts cause I'm trying to abandon my twitter and I don't think I can reach ppl who are interested in this dumb au on bluesky

[weedle-testaburger]

this will always be the greatest moment in the history of doctor who documentaries tbh

[undertheredhood]

jason 'perfect poker face' todd: and that is the story of how i got myself permenantly banned from three countries in the span of two months!

tim 'know it all' drake: *immediately picking up his stalking hobby because he doesn't know if jason is telling the truth or not*

[pucksandpower]

“Dude, who’s the hottest F1 driver?”

“Obviously, it’s Charles Leclerc. But there’s-”

“That’s such a basic fucking bitch answer.”

“All right, you want a real answer?”

“Yes!”

“Max Verstappen specifically when he’s all hot and sweaty after a race. Look it up.”

[yunyin]

I guess you could say I'm really beside myself

[bacchuschucklefuck]

they tried to rebrand as The Criminals but riz is literally the city council's treasurer and also turns out people in their late 20s don't really name their friend groups. so now they're The Intrepid Heroes

[akanemnon]

It could get worse and it DID get worse

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[littleliterarylesbian]

love the whole "Remus is gryffindor's casanova" most of you have going on but that is not me AT ALL.

He's a weird, lanky, scar covered book nerd loser who seemingly gets sick at least once a month and is the dude who's weirdly close with the nurse of all faculty. he is absolutely NOT getting bitches. he is getting ZERO play. his game is NON EXISTENT.

[arttitude130]

[comments on my art] "i can tell you read homestuck" "did you watch a lot of steven universe" "this reminds me of south park" SHUT UP IDIOTS the only true comparison is The Beast from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.

[reunitedinterlude]

dnp's best friends club