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Depression vs autism let's goooooo
#one time I dropped a kindergartener#she asked for a piggy back#but I was a shrimp#so I couldnt stand up with her and kept falling back into a sitting position#idk if Sun would insta ban me for that story if I told him#dca fandom#sunrot art#sundrop#drop aHAHAHA#sundrop dca#dca x self insert#sun x self insert#sun x you#sun x y/n#sun x reader#daycare attendant#tw depressing thoughts#sun dca
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Reached out to a biologist to request some info about an extinct species of freshwater shrimp and the email she sent in response was not only lovely and helpful but also kind of poetry to me? People who study invertebrates are actually the most hopeful and compassionate scientists that we have.
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#ra speaks#it’s a silly joke/pun dw#we stay silly :3#edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then#25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today#30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3#40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering
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babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe
#my husband took a photo of me googling definitions sitting in the corner like a rat#and i look like an honest to god shrimp#shrimp posture#how humbling
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Linktober (but not quite) Day 25– Lanayru Promenade
Our heroes hitch free transport to the icy mountains of Lanayru mountain! Yes, it’s a dragon, and yes, it’s not very safe, but the world of Hyrule is Vast and they’re very, very small.
(Welcome back totk au Familiar Familiar! Zelda doesn’t go back in time and it devolved from there)
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#critdraws#lonks diary#familiar familiar au#art#linktober#botw#loz#zelda#link#botw link#botw zelda#totk link#totk zelda#totk naydra#botw naydra#naydra#dragons#the legend of zelda#artists on tumblr#zelda au#tloz#tloz comic#breath of the wild#tears of the kingdom#welcome BACK#and happy new years!#i miss these two goobers#anyways the fact we can just farm these suckers for scales is insane to me#what do you MEAN link can roleplay being a cleaner shrimp in totk#(zelda doth protest but still naps on the sacred dragon’s forehead
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Half-joke comic based off something my friends said
#dandys world#roblox dandys world#dandys world art#dandy's world fanart#dw shrimpo#shrimpo dandys world#cosmo dandys world#dandys world sprout#fruitcake dandy's world#You're telling me shrimp fried this rice?#also i was gonna color this but I didn't want to#dandy world brainrot
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shrimping
#one piece#fanart#my art#trafalgar law#bepo one piece#i was unconsciously sitting like that while drawing this#then i realized and slowly straightened back up#we cant all have a bepo to remind us not to be a shrimp sadly
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rolls for days!!!
#the big jar in the back was gonna be a jumping spider enclosure but i think it’d be hard to manage. and i don’t wanna deal w a mesh top#so i’m thinking snails?? maybe??#if i could figure out how to do a shrimp or crab set up. i just want a single itty bitty crab in there#i would name it smthn like. gustav. janet. lawson. miranda. idk#i will gladly take ideas on what to put in it!! moss is also in consideration#feedism.#feeder/feedee#feedee.#hucow.#female feedee.#housecow
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freshman/sophomore year riz gukgak on three hours of sleep & five cups of coffee: vibrating out of his skin, one hand on his gun, talking at 100 words per minute, the poster child of paranoia
junior year riz gukgak on zero hours of sleep, nine cups of coffee, perfect grades, & twelve half-assed extracurriculars: literally whining his way through sentences just trying to piece enough words together to allow one coherent transfer of information while his brain melts out of his ears from stress
#this scene of him in the car with sklonda is killing me#'honey you should tell someone-' (riz covering his face and literally literally WHINING) 'WE CAN'T becauseeee we told someone and#people killeddd herrrr and then i was at the mall and fig tried to eat a shrimp and' (continues like this for ten minutes)#he is making the barest shreds of sense#riz gukgak#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fh#fhjy#i cannot articulate how hard i was laughing watching that scene. i was SNORTING#brian murphy#d20#stuff#fhfy#fhsy#accurate fucking representation of the classic genius burnout#college is going to hit riz like a semi truck
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You telling me…
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#shrimp#shramp#art#sorry for the increase of shrimp I gained enough followers to start an entire country on twitter bc of shrimp#and I breed them too. feeding my shrimp addiction.
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[Monster High] so since pink lagoona is a hot topic in the fandom, i though it'd be a fun challenge to try and make some pink lagoonas myself. there's actually a lot of material to work with imo!
these are all essentially looks for a recolored g1 lagoona, only the last one being intended for her g3 personality. i wanted to make more for g3, but didn't quite like them in execution, so maybe another time..
tropical treasure: beautiful, glamorous, colorful, but a bit more of an aquarium decoration than a strange beast. loosely inspired by bettas
ghost ship cruise: etherial haunty lagoona, inspired by jellyfish. light, translucent and probably cold to the touch
coy classic: elegant mermaid pond lagoona, inspired by koi fish. this one is kind of an amalgamation of her g1 dolls that exists in my head tbh
little axolotl: cute and quirky, like the new lagoona. inspired by axolotls and sea slugs :)
#my art#monster high#i wanted a crab/shrimp and a deep sea lagoona sooo bad#but it's not their time yet#i actually quite like new lagoonas holographic pastel rainbow vibe i just wish they experimented more with the sea creatures
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Real convo I had with my gf when we were playing Minecraft BUT it’s Finn and shrimpo because. Sigh. It fits them
Yes I was shrimpo what did you expect
#why does she have to tease me I’m going to kick her#jk I would never do that#jk again I WILL kick her#finn dandys world#finn dw#finn#dandys world finn#shrimpo x finn#dandy’s world shrimpo#shrimpo#finn x shrimpo#dandys world shrimp#dw shrimpo#shrimpo dandys world#dandys world shrimpo#dandys world#dandy’s world#sourzii art#ragebait#rage bait dw#shrimpbowl
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Shrimple and Clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
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#Don't ask me why I made this I've had this stupid idea in my head for ages gdfjghsjdhgf#my art#kingdom hearts#shrimp#sora#kh sora#simple and clean#shrimple and clean#shrimposting#kh#kh1#kingdom hearts 1
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S T U R G E O N S T A M P S ! !
#i hope that as a post on my blog this reads like the video of a neon sign quoting the bible and then randomly saying 6$ SHRIMP SPECIAL#me posting#bogposting#stamps#sturgeon#fishes#fish#marine life
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