#but I think maybe my internet was going out and I thought aight I’ll post it later

[heroes-fading]

tumblr did eat this but as a wise poet once said “honey i rose up from the dead i do it all the time”

so i feel like i have been slowly entertaining in the back of my head for a year or two now the idea of writing again. it started with like, writing bad poetry in journals. i’ve been consuming media, but in a lot more of a disconnected way. engagement was like, reading reddit and twitter threads for a day and putting it back down. then episode 8 happened, and i was like FUCK i’m unglued.

to put in perspective what kind of shit i was up to in high school: i wrote half a million words of like...once upon a time fanfiction. and in that i found lots of lovely connections to people but amidst a sea of other factors: being a literal teenager who still thought i could be the smartest person in the room (spoiler: never), having no real social net outside of the internet (and i will say my internet friends -- many of whom i still love and talk to today -- got me through some of the WORST times of my life), and having a very fragile ego. probably related to points a and b. everything felt like the biggest thing in the world because my world did not feel very big.

now i look back at it like...holy shit you wrote a goddamn novel. who cares if it was like, literature or not? 

to be honest one of the things that got through to me was this cj the x video, especially their point which i’ll recap here:

“We are under the impression that art is something special people do, and to do it well makes you a genius, and to do it poorly is embarrassing. This sectioning off of the art world for artists from regular life and regular people is completely artificial and it is bad for the soul of your society.”

and they talk a bti about the Terrifying Ordeal of Being Known and perfectionism and just the amount of fuccccckin mental blocks we put around what’s good art and bad art and we spend so much time agonizing over what’s good and what’s cringe and you know what? embrace cringe! who cares! none of us will live forever!!! sharing art is the way we sustain ourselves in the long run.

i always have an internal voice saying something’s not good enough. i’m Always like “damn, these metrics ain’t metricing like they were earlier...” and then i’m like fuck...am i doing this for the Idea of Fandom Success or because of my fun silly lil hobby? my fun silly lil hobby? aight guess i ought to just embrace the Terrifying Ordeal of Being Known and accept that silly lil numbers ain’t what’s fufilling, it’s the practice of writing and sharing and going at the end of the day “at least one person liked this, and being known isn’t the Most Horrific Thing Ever”.

another thing i Never did when i was a teenager is tell anyone i wrote fic in real life. now my husband and friend and sister-in-law know (the latter involved either alcohol or being confined to a plane, which is a lot like alcohol) and you know how much they think i’m embarassing? they don’t. oh and actually a co-worker. they just go “lol, this is My thing” and it’s a novel they tried to write in college or fanart they post on a secret instagram or a monsters inc page they ran in high school (all real examples) because everyone has some kind of thing they care about, some artistic expression, and we’ve conditioned people to think trying is embarassing. trying is vulnerable and the point, i think! no matter how cringe! 

and vulnerability is this awfully stingy thing because sometimes when you think about it for too long it’s not unlike putting your hand on a hot coal. like, fuck, laying awake at night knowing that people know You Tried and what if they still didn’t like it? humiliating. awful. please schedule me with the goddamn firing squad. you didn’t get the metrics you wanted. or worse, you did and now people don’t think you deserve it. they’re gonna find out you’re just a big fanfiction writing fraud.

but maybe that’s the point! i don’t know! vulnerability is hard and painful and growth and sincerety is almost WORSE. but there’s also something lovely and cathartic about it and at the end of the day knowing that other people feel that, too. can never get too lost in either sauces of thinking you’re the worst thing ever or the best and the only one who gets it. just gotta accept the vulnerability of it all~

i’m back in my daydreaming era, i think fic gave that back to me. i shut her off for a little while, but she’s still there! and it’s not the worst thing, having overwhelming creative ideas on the treadmill or in a hotel lobby or furiously writing in a google doc in the middle of the night even if it does feel Silly. sometimes it does make the world a little more magical, framing in a narrative. 

(my therapist at some point has made comments about my narrative framing skills in the context of my life and getting out of a shitty family situation with a lot of embedded generational cyclical fun stuff to a point i have a lot of the things now i used to dream about despite it, my pathological need to write my way out also applying to my life and maybe it’s not the worst way of moving a locus of control inwards. i used to dream about feeling safe and being respected interpersonally and professionally because it’s something no woman in my family ever really got and i get that now. anyway, as i said, radical vulnerability!)

narratives are powerful and meaningful and art is too, i don’t care if it’s fanfiction at the end of the day! we’ve all felt something or gptten something or felt community and that’s meaningful enough. 

this is a very long-winded and frankly chaotic way of saying sure, i’m a writer enough!

[spyroforlife]

Aight I’m doing it, gonna explore some of my VERY OLD writing, the first “books” I ever wrote. Gonna use the tag ‘my old writing’ for this if ya wanna block it, but anyway it is time for me to reminisce >:) I’ll probably devote a post to each book I decide to post pics of, and I’ll likely do a format where the cover page will be in the main post, and the rest under a read more. Now without further ado…

ah yes. The label on the shoe box I kept all these in. Love how I wrote this as if it would actually stop anyone from opening it

(it has my full name on there so I of course blotted that out lol)

Ahh gotta love that old school Microsoft Office clipart. Anyway it is time to open the box and select my first victim

OH I forgot I also used this much later on to store letters that were written to me in basic training (gently moves those aside)

��I’ve made a fatal error, this box doesn’t have my most ancient stories, it has ones from slightly later on in my childhood. NOO where is my Charmander and Torchic story!! Ah well I may have to delay this adventure until I rescue the early stories from my storage unit, but for now. This will do.

Once upon a time (probably before 2008 but idk when exactly) my older brother made the fatal mistake of revealing to me that people will actually go on the Internet and just post weird lil stories :O Like they’ll just write something funny. And post it. And other people can read it. Wow!

Naturally, I wanted to try it, and came up with a really ridiculous idea about giant weiner (or wiener, I kept changing the spelling) dogs that ended up morphing into a multi-story saga where it turned out the giant dogs are actually ALIENS and Earth ends up destroyed, also it features me and my older brother as self-inserts which he thought was GREAT. The best thing? None of this actually made it onto the Internet but I sure did print out the whole dang story, make a cover, and then tie it all together with nice gold thread. More under the cut

I just wanted to post the full first page so y’all can get an idea of the ridiculousness of my early writing. I was probably like. Actually I don’t think I was even 10 yet. Or maybe I was? Ehh about 10, maybe a little older but I’m relatively sure I wasn’t a teen yet. My brother helped contribute parts of this (like the strange, funky business part) but most of this was written by me.

As you can see the gross out humor is in full effect. Of course. As I was a young child who watched Nickelodeon. Moving on

A small excerpt I just happened to enjoy. “Let’s go drink the sacred toilet water!!” is quality dialogue let’s be real here. From here on out I’m just gonna share my titles from each story

This is the start of the second story in the series, and it heralds a running thing with me criticizing people if they happen to skip stories and read out of sequence

“if you had even bothered” TWEEN ME WITH THE SNARK

Yeah said picture of Kibblion is actually what was on the cover page. Made in MS Paint, to everyone’s shock I’m sure

I don’t care what anyone says, I was funny back then. My older brother said so which means it’s true

How much do you wanna bet this one wasn’t actually the last story? Don’t bet anything, it actually was, whoa :O I had a thing back then where I liked doing Animal House style epilogues so-

I promise there was context to all this. My self insert (Kari, of course) and the guy from the start, Joe, got to go to Kibblion and we inexplicably turned into alien weiner dogs ourselves. I think I handwaved this as “radiation”

My brother (Chris) got to be the villain who also survived Earth’s destruction and he had psychic powers just because.

the weiner dogs have a thing in their society about not eating animals unless they’re dangerous ones, hence them pulling bullshit like “oh this animal is tasty but not a threat? Oh- we’ll make it dangerous then :)”

Other names are just other random characters, mostly weiner dogs. but uhh yeah. There you go

the random shit I wrote back then. I promise I’ll dig out the truly old stuff but ohh my god looking back at this series was so funny. Maybe I could transcribe it all and post it to AO3. I already did that with some other old stories of mine which can be found here so. HmMM >:)

well lemme know what you think and I hope you enjoyed this ridiculous nostalgia trip

[st-hedge]

How many boxes is Link standing on for that kiss

[willowistic22]

Famous!newsies

Ok so here are my famous!newsies headcanons from an a modern au i thought of if newsies were celebrities/famous yknow bcs I couldn’t get this idea out of my head and idk what to do with it other than making a headcanon list nabsnzbsvsnsbz anyways hope yall validate me after not posting any original content for like…. awhile now hehe

btw it got longer than expected. And I mean r e a l l y long. So if yall wanna read this better sit down and buckle up! 

Jack

He’s an artist on youtube

Like a modern day bob ross ig??

If yall know zhc on youtube just imagine that but not so rich (I don’t watch zhc btw but i do know that he does custom art on iphones and stuff and that is definitely not jack kelly)

Anyways Jack simply goes by Jack Kelly.

So jack does art challenges. Like does the weirdest requests from his fans left in his comment section and stuff

Or maybe challenging himself to make art from a specific theme or a specific media

Sometimes he vlogs too but his art videos are what his fans like the most

His merch is amazing because he designed the pattern/drawing/whatever yknow. It’s printed/sewed/whatever on the clothing and it’s good quality. It’s pretty lowkey for a youtuber’s merch bcs jack doesn’t like those merch that just smacks his logo on a hoodie

Davey

He’s a fantasy, YA, romance writer (he mixes it wisely ok?)

And goes by David Jacobs

Listen he’s a hopeless romantic and i’m pretty sure yall agree too

He wanted to stick to YA romance. The classic high school lovers yknow

But he wanted to challenge himself since he’s been writing about high school lovers since he was in high school

Thus the fantasy genre came in mind

So yeah he likes creating love in his own universe

Whether it’d be different worlds, universe, species, time periods, whatever.

He wanted to direct the movies based on his books, but he’s actually lowkey terrible at leading on his own. But he did stick to being the script writer and co-director (look idk how it works in the film industry i’m just making shit up)

Crutchie

He’s a solo jazz singer

Crutchie gives off Michael Buble and Jason Mraz vibes tho

And maybe a bit of frank sinatra? Yknow ‘cause he sings jazz

Also he riffs thank you very much :)

He goes by Crutchie Morris to everyone

He usually plays the acoustic guitar or piano on stage

Ok but he’s like really good with the piano

Makes the best jokes on stage too. Some are just sarcastic comments.

Crutchie asking through the microphone : ���Oh, straight?”

A fan he’s talking to from the crowd : “Uhh… no, gay”

Crutchie : “no not you, the vodka”

Everyone at the concert : *laughs*

Crutchie, jokingly : “Oh, you’re drinking vodka! Straight? No gay”

(yes that was indeed inspired by that one video of Harry Styles and a fan in one of his concerts yall can’t stop me)

Kathrine

She’s a crime mystery writer

Think like the modern day Agatha Christie

Okok but she goes by Kathrine Plumber on her books :D

She chooses that genre bcs she’s a huge fan of Agatha Christie

Her favorite book from Agatha is Murder on the Orient Express

Oh and her books are sometime very gruesome alkjsfhakjsfb

Nobody check her browsing history, she’ll look like a murderer

Ok but I feel like she also has a youtube channel about books and stuff and sometimes like to vlog

She also has a writing tips series on her channel where she shares tips on some of the frequently asked questions about writing or her fans leave a specific question in the comment section and thought she could expand more to it in a full length video

Also she likes to vlog while she’s in a book convention

Her books are also turned into movies and she has done a great job directing it

Race

Yall would be lying to me if you don’t think this kid would end up being a twitch streamer and youtuber (like vlogging yknow. I feel like his gaming stuff would strictly be on twitch)

And ik it’s widely agreed by everyone in the fandom that he’s a dancer of some sort so yeah he’s also simultaneously a dancer

I don’t think I need to explain any further bcs it’s just so in character

He goes by Racetrack Higgins

Ok so he likes to vlog on his youtube channel

Sometimes does stupid challenges

Maybe he’d drag Albert to do a challenge which he always says no

“I’ll just be your cameraman dude, dw”

Race : *angery*

Since Al and Smalls are the skateboard peeps™ race is the rollerblade dude™ bcs I say so

He has three cats named Racecat Higgins, Spot Clawlon, and Romeow (i’ve mentioned it before and I will mention it again hehe) and his fans loves them endlessly

Albert

You don’t think this kid would also end up being a twitch streamer and youtuber like his bestie up there?? Lmao you thought wrong (again, gaming is strictly on his twitch)

He just goes by Albert DaSilva on the internet

And yes he’s also a dancer because I say so

On his Youtube channel he also vlogs

Half of his vlogs starts with him riding his skateboard

“Hey, guys! Welcome back to another vlog-” *falls off his skateboard for not paying attention to a curb*

It happens way more often than he’d like to admit let’s be real. His fans make a compilation of it and memes on reddit

Always wear a snapback

Snapbacks are an important element to him so his merch store is really boosting his snapbacks

And just for the wormsie discord server he has one with the word ranga on it after it being born from a stupid inside joke he, race, and both of their fanbases combined share (@ my wormsie fam thank me later)

Oh yeah, his youtube besties are Race and Smalls just so we’re clear here :) (I’ll get to Smalls in a bit)

So I always headcanon Albert having two big dobermans. So his fans always want to see a doggy update because Zara and Zoey are everything to them.

Doggo vlogs are fun. It’s usually Albert taking the two good girls to Central Park for playtime or teaching them new tricks

Spot

He’s a solo rock singer

Is an amazing singer like wow none of the newsies expected him to have that sort of pipes to reach high notes

And he does it amazingly with no sweat

Also his instrument is the electric guitar to go with his amazing singing ajsfhasjfhajhf

Anyways he goes by Spot Conlon still

And his songs are very lyrical. Like very.

A lot of metaphors. No one knows what most of his songs means.

So basically Taylor Swift songs if it switched genres to rock. And not even like songs from speak now or red. But like if evermore and folklore songs were to turn into rock songs with a little bit of reputation vibes sprinkled on top. And his concerts has the reputation era vibes but make it spot conlon (hey non swiftie fans reading this i’m so sorry i’m pretty sure yall don’t understand wtf i’m talking abt)

That is also the only way i know to describe his vibe i’m sorry but i don’t really listen to a lot of rock alkjhfasjk

Anyways it’s a known fact that he wears tank tops daily that it becomes his signature look. And also an inside joke among his fanbase

Now just picture the merch booth from one of his shows and there’s like endless tank top designs for his fans to pick and choose

He’s also crowned to be the King of Brooklyn bcs of obvious reasons

But the joke is he’s a pretty tough hardcore guy that’s a cat person

Sarah

She’s a badass female solo singer

Mostly does pop but the badass type of pop

Yes, she does go by Sarah Jacobs

Fans were really surprised Davey and Sarah are related

Because one is a hopeless romantic while the other is a total badass

Anyways she gives off Little mix, Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez vibes

That is literally the only way I can describe it

She’s very lyrical, with a lot of metaphors

When she dances on stage, she d a n c e s

All while holding a mic to sing. And she hits all those high notes like it’s no ones business (a literal queen i tell you)

She and Spot are besties and has been known to have done a few collabs together

Their fans were hesitant about their collabs since their genre is pretty different from the other but they make it work and it slAPS

And among all her boppy songs with full choreography and backup singers, she always have a few songs she sings while only being accompanied by piano or guitar (Either electric or acoustic) which she plays on her own

Finch

He’s an indie pop artist with his trusted acoustic guitar by his side

Just think of music by Wallows and Lewis Capaldi were to be blended in together and Conan Gray for the cherry on top

But it has a little bit of Ed sheeran, Lorde, and Lauv vibes to it too

His concerts are simple but his songs are mostly very boppy so his fans still have fun either way

And it’s usually in small venues but there are times where he had a concert in a huge stadium

He goes by FINCH (yeah all caps btw)

Finches are a very on brand thing for him obviously

Has been known to collab with Crutchie and they actually make a very good team

Somehow was able to combined both genres to produce a few boppy songs

Ok ok but Finch and Crutchie have made a collaborative album (and maybe they went on tour????)

Specs 

He’s a history fiction writer

Yes this is inspired by the fact that he’s 100% a history nerd (no one change my mind i love this headcanon aight)

And he explores a lot of different histories from different parts of the world

He actually helps a lot of students understand history even further for school through his novels

Anyways he goes by Specs because I say so

No one knows why that’s his pseudonym and Specs isn’t interested in explaining either. No one other than the newsies need to know it was born from a stupid nickname the newsies gave him :)

His research mostly comes from history books because of his genre which wouldn’t be a problem since he has loads and will voluntarily buy more if needed

Also yeah he makes a great director for the movies taken from his books

Mush

He’s a chef on youtube

Goes by Mush Meyers

So think if Gordon Ramsey and his youtube channel but make it mush

Yeah that’s it really

Ok but Mush is a jolly and friendly person

Other than just food vlogging he does cooking challenges and cooking tips too

Sometimes he does the cooking challenges with a friend (mostly henry but i’ll get to him later on in the list)

But he also vlogs his life

Which isn’t really often but he likes to sometimes

He’s that big of a foodie he has a food blog too

And also a seafood restaurant so that’s cool :D

Henry

Like Mush, he’s a chef on youtube

Goes by Henry on the internet and in general

Ajkfhajfjska I’m thinking about how ppl would address him as Chef Henry kajhfkjlashfjklasfjklsf

He mostly does the same thing like Mush actually

Food vlogging and cooking challenges (they do it together so) sometimes cooking tips

But Henry vlogs his life a lot

And instead of a food instagram he has a food blog

He has a sandwich restaurant

Yeah it is inspired by his pastrami on rye with a sour pickle line from KONY get mad about it why don’t ya (well if i’m not mistaken henry was the one that said it but idk i have horrible memory) 

Blink

He’s a youtuber

Ok so I have a specific headcanon that Blink majored in psychology but didn’t end up being a psychologist

So instead he becomes a psychologist on youtube

Who often vlogs jhgasjlfhs

The guy looks like he could cut you but his sense of humor once you get him talking is just *chef’s kiss* amazing

Which is why he also has a podcast because he’s also secretly great at talking

He just thinks mental health is very important, okay?

Romeo

He’s an actor

Mostly on Broadway but has worked with Hollywood before

He’s usually a supporting character but has been known to understudy for main characters

Ok ik these bullet points are getting shorter and shorter but these are mostly bcs some of these stuff are pretty self explanatory since it’s very in character

Like are you telling me a kid named Romeo isn’t gonna be in some way very dramatic and end up turning that personality trait into his career?? Plus he’s very good at that?

Yeah you’re lying to me

Also he’s a pretty frequent vlogger on youtube

Look he’s a fun guy, what did you expect?

Just goes by Romeo on youtube

Elmer

He’s an actor

Has done his fair share in Broadway and Hollywood but started in Broadway

He can dance but thinks he’s pretty average in it yknow

Which his fans has no idea what he’s talking about because on stage he can do flips and turns like it’s no ones business yknow

But he can sing really good and takes pride in it

Elmer would play characters that is really far off from his own personality that fans couldn’t believe that Elmer played that character

He has done his fair share in main characters and supporting characters on Broadway

In Hollywood he usually does indie and rom-com movies

Buttons

He’s a fashion youtuber and basically an influencer 

Let’s be real this boy is a fashion icon

He’s not really a model but more like a fashion influencer and also kind of a fashion designer

His clothing line is very *chefs kiss* amazing

He designed it all and sometimes likes to design for his friends as well

He also does fashion tips on his youtube channel

His instagram game is god tier level (along with Tommy Boy and Sniper I’ll get to them in a bit) 

But yeah he also vlogs

And goes by Buttons Davenport

Jojo

He’s an actor

Mostly on Broadway but has done a few movies in Hollywood

He radiates main character energy and he does become the main character most of the time (on hollywood at least)

On Broadway he mostly enjoys being apart of the ensemble because this boy loves dancing

But he does play a few supporting characters

He has released one or two albums too because his singing is top tier

But isn’t interested in doing a lot of live concerts with his albums

Since no one has the time to say Josephino Jorgelino De La Guerra he turned it into Jojo De La Guerra (so much for ‘a special nickname only for friends and family’)

Mike and Ike

They’re a pop boy band and bcs of my lack of creativity it’s called Mike and Ike

At the start of their career :

“My name goes first because I’m older than you!” - Mike

“You’re only older than me by 13 minutes, holy shit!” - Ike

But Ike slowly accepts the fact that it’ll be like this yknow

Anyways they’re pretty great singers

They have one direction and new hope club vibes

Tho unlike one direction they can dance (i love the boys alright but i really think it’s funny that they can’t dancelkhjjlh)

They like to switch from the guitar (electric and/or acoustic) to the piano

The amount of times their name is confused by the candy is too many 

But they like it like that lol

Anyways i’ve mentioned a headcanon where Mike has tattoos (not like from head to toe but it’s fairly noticeable to everyone) and Ike has piercings

So the only way their fans tell them apart is by that

But there are times where Mike has his tattoos covered or Ike took his piercings off in public alone. A fan mistakens them for the other twin but they still respond to the other name because they don’t feel like there’s a need to correct them since they’re mostly known by Mike and Ike anyways. When the fan posts it on instagram and tags the twin they thought it was the twin that was tagged would comment “wrong twin but nice pic you two”

Happens wayyyyy too many times. Their fans are officially scared to approach one of the two in public alone without their differentiating indicators on which is which

And yes it is widely known that they argue a lot when it comes to writing songs

Nothing out of the ordinary sibling squabble yknow but it’s a lot

But they do end up finding a solution to the topic of their argument and make a good team at the end of the day

Hotshot

He’s an actor

On Broadway, he’s one of those actor’s that is mostly good in just the acting and singing

He can’t dance to save his life sjdfghaf

So Jeremy Jordan yknow asj;oghajshf

No not really. He can dance a little bit

So he’s mostly the main character

But he’s widely known for his works in Hollywood

He does a lot of drama. Think stuff like Elite and Designated Survivor. Yeah those kinds of heavy drama (well idk i think those two are pretty heavy)

He wants to release his own music because he’s a pretty good singer but he can’t write songs to save his life either jgnjafjasf

And all the demo songs he was suggested by producers isn’t his cup of tea

So he’s no singer ladies and gents ://

The name Hotshot is used to name his social media platforms. He always adds a description in his bio’s that Hotshot is a nickname his friends and family use so his fans and the media refer to him with his name

I headcanon Hotshot’s real name is Tyler or some sort. No don’t ask me what’s his last name is because idk either lol

Sniper

She’s a model, beauty and fashion youtuber (I’m pretty sure those are two different things tho idk i don’t watch youtube religiously anymore), and just an influencer in general

Instagram game on p o i n t

I know most beauty youtubers go by their names but uhh… i don’t think i’ve ever thought of a first name for Sniper but I really think she really would just go by Sniper Wah on the internet (Idk she seems like an Ashley in my head but feel free to recommend headcanon names to me)

Anyways she’s very fashionable

Tommy Boy (i’ll get to him just wait aight?) and Buttons are her fashion besties

The three of them pretty much appear in each other’s Youtube video not Tommy’s tho bcs he doesn’t have one lol

Sniper’s brand are huge sun hats

I have no idea how or why but that girl has sun hats vibes I can’t explain any further I’m sorry

Doesn’t have a clothing line but does have a make up brand of her own. She calls it Sniper. Yeah that’s it akjfhjf

Smalls

She’s a twitch streamer and youtuber like race and albert

They’re a youtube trio everyone loves it

And yes she does go by Smalls

Oh and she also dances like her two stupid besties thanks for asking

Bubblegum is her brand (idk how to explain she just has the vibe)

She is skateboard chick

I’m imagining a video collab of her and Al on a skatepark doing stupid challenges

It’s her most viewed video

Tommy Boy

Ok ok he’s a model, influencer, and dancer

So think a male version of Gigi Hadid that dances

No he doesn’t have a youtube channel but frequently has made an appearance on Buttons’ and Sniper’s videos

Yes his instagram feed is also very amazing

He goes by Tommy Boy

People genuinely thinking ‘Boy’ is actually his last name and kinda think it’s strange but doesn’t complain

Tommy literally didn’t think people would think it was his last name. But they did anyways

Les

Let’s just get straight to the point : he’s a famous tiktoker 

And yes, ppl are surprised at the fact that him, Davey, and Sarah are related to each other 

To the people that made it through this entire list. Congratulations and thank you for your validation. Have a wonderful evening and stay hydrated 

i will write at least one oneshot out of this au i promise!!

[pyrhass]

GET TO KNOW THE BLOGGER.

Can be used for RP and non-RP blogs to get to know a bit about the person behind the screen! 

1. FIRST NAME: Aimet

2. STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: I have a tiny scar on my upper lip because I got hit on the face with a racket. 

3. TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON: red hair, if you have red hair you have won the genetic lottery and that is fact. uuum moreso so a pronounced jawline (paola rey is a perfect example of this), and like ass??, doesn’t have to be a lot but it can’t be a straight line I gotta see some kinda curve.

4. A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF: your mom

5. A FOOD YOU HATE: It’s not like I hate it but if I eat a lot I could die so shellfish.

6. GUILTY PLEASURE:  reading tumblr drama. before i wasn’t a big fan of it but i’ve learned to find appreciation in the small things. like people’s inability to talk things through just astounds me. It’s the best when someone makes a vague post, and then someone else makes a vague post contradicting that initial post and everyone talks at one another but nobody speaks towards one another. like we all know who/what you’re talking about lmao. 

7. WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN: clothes, duh!

8. SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS: a serious relationship. I just can't do flings like I have to have some sort of established connection with someone. 

9. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE: There is something that I would change however it is quite personal and I’m not sharing that on the internet. 

10. ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON: Uuuuummmm, I wouldn’t say that I am?? At least where it counts. Like I’m not physically doting or emotionally available in instances. I didn’t have that growing up so it’s difficult for me, so I rather just make/buy things instead. I do this not because I don’t want to deal with someone else's issues but because I genuinely sometimes don't know what to say so buying something that they want will give them something to be happy about. I don’t even know if I’m explaining this right tbh

11. A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN: Kingsglaive. I’ve watched this damn movie 6 times already and I’ll watch it 6 more times. Does it have the best plot? Hell no but graphically it is stunning and it gave me lunafreya in ultimate CGI. What more could you ask for.

12. FAVORITE BOOK: Reading is for nerds.

13. YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE: imma just say I don’t want a pet, last time I had a pet left me so messed up no thank you lmao.

14. TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS [IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG, YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL]:  Mickeyriku. Mickeyriku. Mickeyriku. Mickeyriku. Mickeyriku!!!!

15. PIE OR CAKE: cupcakes. It’s like cake but on a smaller scale. 

16. FAVORITE SCENT:  Have y’all ever entered a bakery like later in the evening when the scents have truly marinated in the walls? Changed my life. I have such a sweet tooth y’all don’t even know.

17. CELEBRITY CRUSH: I don’t consider this a crush but someone whose presence is so important to me is florence welch. I would never get tired of her, she fills me with such inner peace. Truly a wonder 10/10, wait, she’s a redhead 20/10.

18. IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO: Damn aight let me whip out my list and this is in no way any particular order. argentina, cuba, puerto rico, colombia,  brazil, spain, morocco, greece, singapore, china, japan, vietnam, saudi arabia, ireland, scotland, italy, and france.  

19. INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT: Extrovert. If you look at me and think introverted, something ain't right with you.

20. DO YOU SCARE EASILY: Like if someone were to sneak up on me, yeah I’d get scared, but I won’t get scared where it counts ya know. The times I thought someone had broken in my house the first thing I do is get the machete.

21. IPHONE OR ANDROID:  I have an Iphone cause I have WEALTH.

22. DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES: I am what the ladies call a pro gamer.

23. DREAM JOB: Not having to work at all would be great!! Honestly!!! People are so damn rude and entitled I for one has had ENOUGH.

24. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS: I would invest it (don’t know in what) so that I can make more money. I would buy my parents a nice house and car. I’d continue to further my education (maybe) and settle on a nice area. I wouldn’t spend it all though, I would save a portion of it for a rainy day because let’s face it a million dollars ain’t as much as it used to be.

25. FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE: Frank Fontaine from the first Bioshock. Listen here you ugly, mr. clean knock off, ass smells like stale cheetohs  mother fucker how about YOU get stepped on by a big daddy!!!!

26. FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER: fairy tail and XV. I’ve had more interests of course but these were fandoms that I felt truly part of.

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[sleepithey]

It’s early as fuck and I just took a shower and now I’m in bed with a lot of thoughts, but I have to fuckin wonder, what the hell is with this tumblr society? Like on one hand, good on em, but on the other hand, this cancelling attitude it getting on my nerves. Now I get it. They don’t wanna be preyed upon by disgusting older men and women who wanna take advantage of a teenager’s psyche and turn them into a degenerate victim of society and ya know what, good on em for that. Lord knows the internet used to be a lawless place indeed with how much you could get away with, but I have to wonder what the fuck would we have if we went through with all this cancelling culture because it just sounds like we’re cancelling everything we don’t like, looking for flaws in it to validate our cancelling claims and then actively gaining a witch hunter fellowship to “deal” with them.  And ya know I don’t wanna be that guy, but I’ll be that girl and say it. It’s immature as fuck and half the time idk who appointed you the spokesperson for all teenagers and all people because you’re not. On one hand, there is in fact a disgusting and truthfully vile look on the internet. It is treacherous and as a local dumbass growing up I knew that very well. But when does it stop becoming “this is bad get rid of it” and more of “I know I shouldn’t be here but I am here in a space I’m not supposed to be”. Like this whole tumblr purge for instance was stupid af and still didn’t get rid of pornbots. As a matter of fact, I came to tumblr, as a teenager, looked things up as a teenager I knew I wasn’t supposed to but the fact was that unless you looked things up, things didn’t just show up on your dash or at least from my experience. So I went on Scott-free, and had the ability to explore in a place I felt comfortable in and that didn’t like freak me out. Adults back then were cool to explain things, and people actually did look out for you. Tumblr was a non-judgmental place that way and typically if you were being judged it was for valid reasons and not just because I didn’t like you. It was freeing. Now it’s like being in a box filled with anti-anything. I can’t bring myself to enjoy anything anymore. I can’t enjoy the things I like without some sudden 15-mile essay saying why I shouldn’t because someone has an opinion about it that they don’t like and a following of thousands. And I’m not saying it’s not valid, but I finally get to adult age and it’s like I can’t even be an adult, in an adult space, filled with adults. It’s like I’m stuck in a  teenager’s backyard listening to them rant about life, that granted this doesn’t go for everyone but, they haven’t even gotten to yet. And it’s annoying. I didn’t ask! If I wanted to know about something, I’d look it up. I don’t want EXPOSED news on my dash everyday. This is a blog for gay shit. And on one hand it’s good to know who to avoid but I’m not a child. Like I don’t need to be wary anymore. If I see something I don’t like, I press the block button and move on. I don’t entertain them. I don’t go back and forth. That’s too much fucking work. Now if it’s genuinely and I mean genuine then ok. Good. I’m glad then, but typically it’s something petty. And don’t even start with me on this pedophilia claiming shit because as someone who was actually preyed upon by an actual, real life fucking pedophile at a young age, I don’t see anyone doing shit about that. Nothing substantial. You wanna be a real SJW, put some real money towards organizations helping people who went through that or help someone out. Don’t just sit here in a damn void that is TUMBLR and yell, knowing full nobody is going to hear you or care down here. If you want it to get taken care of, take it outside of this site. I do not give a fuck about Jenny and Josiah getting together because she’s 19 and he’s 24. Last I checked, I didn’t ask for their ages, and I didn’t wanna know. That’s not my business. At some point, age gaps stopped being important to me probably because I am not privy to the relationship. I don’t know the nature of it, it’s not my business. 5 year age gap? Aight. I’m looking sideways but it’s not my place to say anything. If that’s what she wants, she’s old enough to make that damn decision for herself. She doesn’t need to be coddled through it and while being 18-19 does not make you a smart adult, it is the time when you learn to be. No offense to the 24 yr old. I bet they’re getting a lot of side eyes. Lmao this all stemmed from me looking at a post like a few days ago, I can’t quite remember specifically what, but I know like a lot of teens hopped onto it when it pertained to like young adults. And one of the comments was like “lmao you can always tell when someone writes smut how young they are because dadda da da” and someone went “yikes, maybe don’t read smut by minors ? ? ?” and I’m like bitch why the fuck minors out here writing smut? Take yo ass to school. Get yo damn education. But we all know why, and the funny part is, don’t nobody be givin their age to write smut, get the hell outta here. This is what I meant by adult spaces for adults but get infiltrated by teens, but I’m making myself laugh now, that shit was funny. Anyway I’m tired. If you think you’re old enough or mature enough to chat with me about it, my dms are open for that. Like, I like talking about stuff that’s important.

[lafortis]

Do the first 12 ask things

tell me about your crush!!!!!!!ahh well my crush is a beautiful elegant person whomst I do not deserve but whom accepts this about me and is understanding and wonderful anyway (and draws rly rly fucking well and [I’m lead to believe] is a mean lean vegan chef chopping greens)tell me about your exidk which one to talk abt so I’ll go with list recent. she was pretty cool, she followed me on Twitter and I recognised her from HS then a week or two later she had a mutual friend invite me to a basement party where me n tittles (aka The Good Jordan) got demolished and I think I smoked my first tiny bit of weed, then I made out with her on her basement floor or mattress or smthn (her pajamas were very soft). I sort of talked tittles n nevin into talking me into hitting her up afterwards, got together (while they were still around lmao) and watched a like bo Burnham special and made out or something. She was coming off a breakup, we hung out/talked on n off for a while with her being super inconsistent, dated for a few months (I drove her around a lot), and then it got #messy I guess yikestell me about your dayI woke up, finished my book and had a coffee (which I’m becoming increasingly convinced I should stop), grabbed rob, picked up Reid from work, got food, went home, grabbed Nevin, went to Anthony’s for melee n too watch evo. Jordan (aka The Bad Jordan) and Richard showed up too, it’s aiiiight, we break apart when Anthony has to pick up his gf, we drop Reid off, the crew we came with plus alek whom we get from McDonald’s go to my house to watch the rest n play melee, n then we’re done :D Rob and I go to try to catch a togetic but mine flees :’( now I’m heretell me about your dreamsLiterally my dreams or my aspirations? I think yesterday i dreamed I made day two of evo or some other big tournament and then missed my bracket and got disqualified (believable tbh), and probably also some random sex dream and maybe some other stuff. I’m off my vyvanse rn so i think my dreams r more vivid. As for aspirations… Probably like power honestly. Not like sinisterly, just the concept of decision making power. Like I think I’m smart and could do well and save lives if given the reins of whatever. tell me about your dramaLord… Aight. uhhh the messiest I’ve ever been was the end of the relationship with my last ex and I don’t want to just literally say everything on Tumblr but idk. basically she cheated on me at a house party I wasn’t at and I didn’t find out until after we were on a break/maybe half broken up for something completely random and petty, and after she interrogated me about cheating on her, from one of our close mutual friends. i was miffed, don’t even remember most of it, mostly just got near-black out drunk at a Canada day party, vomited on alek I think, loudly forgave the dude she cheated on me w. also there was some suggestion she cheated on me more than that but also some suggestion she may have lied about that to seem cool???? Idk it was all messy and I didn’t comport myself particularly well either (although I forgive myself I guess given the circumstances)tell me about yourself :-)I’m a 21 year old white guy, a little above average weight, average ish height, pretty stocky and broad shouldered, my head is huge. I’ve dropped out of uni twice. I’m supposedly smart but have trouble putting that to good use. I’m very good at some of the most technical elements of super smash bros melee and am working on the rest. I enjoy history and fantasy and my major if I ever finish it is in international relations. geopolitics is the core of what I find interesting above. Politically I’m probably a democratic socialist. I listen to a lot of mainstream hip hop and not much else tbh (I have a nujabes Spotify mix to relax n study to). I’m on an Effexor XR (for anxiety and depression), an SNRI, and Vyvanse (for ADHD), a stimulant. I have two lovely dogs. I think I’m really self aware but I’m not sure. I have too much arrogance and also too little self esteem. I’m often quite loud, and my brand of humour is like mostly either the like false arrogance/bravado, running jokes into the ground, or wordplay I guess? Or just sarcasm. Idk I make ppl laugh most of the time but I’m not sure I’m actually funny. I think this is enough without getting too much righttell me about something awkward/embarrassingUhhh idk what would be awkward and embarrassing. I had a huge crush on one of my long time friends in early high school. We admitted to each other we were like each others first choice to marry when we were adults. But we started hanging out for a day or two like we were dating and I like literally suffocated her into just immediately pulling the plug because she realised how wack I wastell me about a funny story or somethingUhhhhhhhhhhhh this might be where it really breaks down. I’m not sure I have a funny story. Which is odd, given I just said I thought I was funny. But I couldn’t rly pluck one out of thin air that wasn’t mostly just bullying someone the story was about lmaotell me your favourite band/artist/album/songKendrick Lamar is probably my fav artist rn, Yeah Right by Vince Staples is my fav song probably. The Kendrick feature is insane. (I don’t love Kendrick as much as this response make it sound I just have that album on CD along with damn so it’s been in my head of late)tell me about your favourite memeSearch Toyota previa on my blog to find the post. That is my favourite post. I love that post fuck I have no idea why but fuck. tell me about your favourite ficI don’t rly read fic but I guess my fav was the one I read almost all the way thru, Harry Potter and the methods of Rationality. It was kinda dumb rationalist wank but I’m a rationalist wanker so sue metell me a secret ;)Ohoho there’s a winky face so it better be sexual I guess… Idk what kind of secret there is here. I don’t rly keep those tbh, except for other ppl. Uhh I’ll just choose something rly private? What is there even then hmmmMMMM wait of course I have a good one duh. I was part of an internet secret society :o still am I guess. If u wanted a sexual secret uhhh the secret is in my junk? Women love that shit. Mostly. I was gonna say I’ve made all but one of my partner’s cum but that’s not rly true anymore given I’ve had a few one off hookups under various extenuating circumstances and never got to correct my failures :’( such is life Thank u so much for this and I’m so sorry for all this FUCKING text I’m gonna edit in a read more but I’m sorry mobile users if it doesn’t work I’m so so sorry

[thecrazydragonlady]

“Shall We Dance?” Chapter 8

Author’s Note: Aight, I said the next update was going to be this Sunday but I got sent home sick today from work so I wanted nothing more than to lay in my bed and write because that makes me feel better. So two and a half chapters later, I decided to post early. Enjoy!

Chapter 8

 “Marinette, this isn’t going to work.”

“But….”

“Did you even consider the consequences of doing something like this?”

“Yes but….”

“I mean seriously? You’re going to break that boy’s heart!”

Marinette reached up and cupped Tikki in her hands, pulling her down so that they were at eye level. The little kwami was glowing red, something she had learned some time ago meant that she was angry; it rarely happened but when it did, it was terrifying to witness. Tikki knew she was being contradictory. Yes, she wanted the two of them to get together for her own-selfish reasons but she really hadn’t expected her chosen to do this! Falling in love with Chat Noir. She was setting herself up to have her heart broken or worse- doing it to him. Mari smiled softly at her.

“Can I please explain why I’m doing it?” Tikki buzzed red before flying off and hovering in the corner of the room. Mari shrugged and repeated something that at one time, helped her, “Okay, if that makes you feel better. You don’t have to say anything, I- I just need to explain.

“I know you’re not happy with my decision. I wouldn’t be either in your place but please, look at it from my point of view. Chat Noir knows who I am. I have no idea who he is and I’ve got two possibilities. Now, I could inquire into both of them but that would take too long and I may never figure it out. Chat’s… well, Chat’s more straight forward.” She snuggled down deeper into the mattress on her bed. Pulling her oversized cat pillow to her, she wrapped it around her middle and hugged it close. For warmth, comfort, an anchor point, whatever. “There’s no guess work with Chat. Besides, if I hang out with him enough, maybe I’ll figure out who is just like he figured out who I am. It’ll all work out. I promise Tikki. I- I won’t hurt him. I’ll hurt myself first before I do anything to him.” The little red fairy’s shoulders dropped. She turned, her eyes slightly sad, but she forced out a smile. “I’m sorry Tikki. I know this isn’t the most ideal way about doing this but I really don’t want to have to chase down two boys, potentially get it wrong, and screw things up far worse.” She flew back down and landed on the cat pillow.

“Oh Marinette. I’m sure whatever you decide to do, it’ll all work out in the end. I have that much faith in you.” She paused. “I’m sorry for getting mad at you. It just took me by surprise is all.” Marinette smiled back and brought Tikki up to her face to gently kiss her forehead.

“It’s alright. I could’ve done that a lot better.” Both of them giggled. Mari sighed and stretched, placing Tikki on the bed next to her. She snuggled in for the night. “I’m going to go practice dancing.”

“Don’t stay up too late,” she yawned.

The night was cooler than it had been in the previous week but the skies were clear and a large, pearl colored moon shone down on her balcony. She lit a couple of candles on the tiny table she’d placed up there for evenings of reading or studying with Alya when her room got too uncomfortable to be in. Now, everything was pushed kind of out of the way to make it a temporary practice room. The odd shape of her room made it difficult to practice there. She breathed in deeply and while she stood at the table, lighting the candles, she turned on her phone to play a waltz song from the Internet. It started softly. Mari closed her eyes a bit and swayed with it before raising her arms, remembering the lesson Adrien had given her several days ago, and the dance she’d shared with Chat only a day ago, before entering the box step. She kept her back straight, elbows raised, and she imagined staring up, not into the bright green of Adrien Agreste’s eyes, but the black masked ones of Chat Noir. She didn’t feel anything. No heat, no rush, no dizzying feeling of elation. Really, after the way she’d treated him as Ladybug, she was amazed the boy had any kind of feelings for her in the first place. She flinched. The motion though was enough to throw her off and send her tumbling down to the ground- again.

However, a set of hands grabbed her around the waist and gently pulled her back. Instead of hitting the ground with a thud, she landed into a leather clad chest.

She blinked. Tilting her head back, she looked up into the smiling face of the boy she’d just been thinking about. “Chat Noir!”

“Hello purrincess,” he smiled. He helped to steady her before releasing her. “I was out on patrol when I heard the lovely sound of music and I thought I’d come investigate and what do I find but a damsel in distress?” She narrowed her eyes at him.

“I was not in distress.” She brushed her bangs out of her face. “Okay, maybe I was a little distressed.”

“You did well until you stopped focusing.”

“Uh? Oh, you-you saw that.” He smiled, leaning back on her railing, his tail swishing back and forth. She came over to join him, only she faced out over the horizon. “I’m trying. You know about Dupont’s Masquerade ball? It’s not for another four weeks but I don’t want to wait until the last minute to get it right considering I’m so uncoordinated and dangerous to everyone around me.” He eyed her.

“You? Dangerous? With that size?” He laughed as she slugged him in the arm.

“Ha-ha. Thanks for pointing out I’m small.” They fell silent. The longer it went, the more Marinette came to realize that not everything was alright. Chat fidgeted nervously. After a few moments, she sighed and asked, “Chat, what’s wrong?” It was his turn to flinch only he wasn’t dancing so there was no danger in falling.

“Purrincess?”

“I asked what’s wrong.” She smirked knowingly at him. “You’re fidgeting quite a bit there.”  He waved her off.

“Nothing’s wrong! I’m- I’m just a little sore is all.” She eyed him, knew he was lying, but decided to let it go. It was a game after all and she couldn’t reveal her hand just yet; it would be a horrible move to reveal that she knew that he knew who she really was and if she wanted operation Learn-to-love-Chat-Noir to go off without a hitch, she needed to first interact with him honestly as Marinette and not Ladybug.

Chat looked away as he contemplated what he should do. Marinette is Ladybug. He could easily reveal himself, drop to one knee, and confess his undying love for her right there before the moon and the night sky of Paris but for some reason, that didn’t seem like a good idea. After all, Marinette didn’t act, well, like Marinette around Chat Noir. For all he knew, the instant he revealed himself as Adrien Agreste, she would instantly throw him off this balcony and never have anything else to do with him. It was bad enough they had the gum incident as their greeting back at the beginning of the previous year. He was pretty sure she still hated him for that too. Then in the last three days, she’d been acting weird; colder than normal and distant. Very distant. He wasn’t sure what had happen since their outing on Tuesday but he wanted it to go away so he could see the girl that had given him one of the happiest days he’d ever experienced.

Plagg was right. He was an idiot. Especially since it had taken him so long to realize that he truly did like her.

A gentle hand on his shoulder shook him and he blinked, coming out of his thoughts. He turned to face her. Marinette stared up at him, her brow furrowed. “Seriously Chat. What’s wrong?”

He waved again. “Nothing. Just a little tired is all.”

“You’re not going to tell me are you?”

“There’s nothing to tell.”

She shrugged. “Suit yourself.” She pushed back off of the railing and moved back into the middle of her balcony. A quick turn put her back to facing him and she smirked, reaching out a hand to him. “Want to practice with me then? It’ll help… wake you up a bit.”  His heart started pounding. A shaky gloved hand reached out and gently took hers in I, pulling him closer to her than he knew how to handle. A fierce blush raged under his mask. He had to turn his head a bit. Marinette only continued to smile up at him as she put her hands in the proper positions. This time, there wasn’t any hesitation. She was confident and knew where to place them and she trusted him inexplicably. A new song started on her phone. He instantly found the rhythm (waltzing was fun like that) and he pulled her into it. She started out counting under her breath but the longer they went, the quieter she got until she no longer was counting out loud. She looked up at him excitedly. “I-I’m doing it.”

“Good job. You must have been practicing a lot. Trying to really become a princess?”

“Being a princess is overrated. I’m working towards not killing anyone. If you make another quip about me being small, I will throw you off this balcony.” He chuckled.

“I could imagine the Ladyblog post now. Local girl destroys superhero by throwing him off her balcony.”

“I thought cats always landed on their feet.” She bit her lip, realizing she probably just goofed. How very Ladybug of her to say. Chat eyed her. They moved to her left in their dance but he didn’t say anything about it.

They stayed silent after that. All she could hear was the sound of their feet landing on the wood. Her eyes started to wander but he coughed, reminding her to not remove them from him. She jerked her head back up and wanted to faint at the sight. There was no way he didn’t know she was Ladybug. He eyed her so tenderly that she wondered if this was a dream. She bit her bottom lip, her heart fluttering for the first time towards him, but she didn’t even think of removing her eyes again.

His face twisted then into something mischievous. The sparkle in his eyes was not good and Marinette tensed, bracing herself for whatever he had planned. She had a tiny inkling to what it was going to be and she was one hundred percent correct as he pulled his arm out, held it higher, and essentially forced her to spin. She braced for the fall but surprisingly, since she actually had a second to prepare for it, she managed it, coming back in with a goofy grin on her face. “I-I spun.” He nodded. She blinked and got even more excited, “I spun!” She jumped up suddenly, wrapping her arms around his neck. Chat Noir was coordinated but this took him by surprise. He fell to the ground with an –oomph- but wrapped his arms around her waist so she wouldn’t get injured in the process. Marinette pulled back. She was in between Chat’s legs, her face awfully close to his, and her arms still around his neck. Both of them turned the same shade of red. He wanted nothing more than to kiss her right then and there but knew that wasn’t alright. They instantly jerked away, mumbling apologies. Marinette cleared her throat. “Thank-you Chat. I finally managed to spin. I’ve been trying to figure it out since a couple of days ago when my-my friend first showed it to me.”

“I’m glad you got it.” Now it was her turn to fidget before looking back at him, “Um Chat? C-can I ask you to do me a favor?”

“For you princess, anything.” She reached up, stroking her left pigtail, eyes averted again. Her heart was pounding even louder now. But she was determined to make her plan work, so she asked, “Couldyouhelpmepracticefortheball?” Chat blinked. He reached up and rubbed his ears.

“Sorry but I don’t think I heard you right. You want me to what?”

She turned away this time, her face completely red, “I asked if you couldhelpmepracticefortheball.” Chat moved forward so that his face was close to her neck even though she continued to face away.

“You’re going to have to speak slower,” His breath was hot on her neck and she tensed, the red spreading all the way down. She squeaked. He found it to be absolutely adorable. “I know I’m a superhero but even I have a hard time understanding when you speak so quickly.”  She took a steadying breath. Ladybug. Channel Ladybug. This is Chat, the kind, goofy, sweet boy who happens to know you’re Ladybug and has a crush on you. How would Ladybug handle this?

Marinette turned so that they were essentially nose to nose and she smirked alluringly at him. Chat’s eyes went wide again. He swallowed painfully, realizing that she was accelerating their little game, if that’s what you could call it, and pulling out the stops on him. “I asked if you could help me practice for the ball,” she repeated slowly, her voice barely more than a husky whisper. He nodded dumbly. She reached up and playfully poked his nose with a finger before backing up and standing. “Thank-you Chat.” They heard movement below followed by her mother calling out, “Marinette?” She motioned for him to be quiet before going to the hatch.

“Yes Mama!”

“Marinette, what in the world are you still doing up? Just because it’s the weekend doesn’t mean you need to stay up late.”

“I-I was practicing for the ball and lost track of time,” she quickly waved to him to go. He smirked and nodded before pulling off his baton, ready. “I’m going to bed now. Night!”

“Good night.” They waited until they heard the other hatch close.

“Guess that’s my cue to go,” he mumbled. She nodded.

“Yes.” He paused before facing her one more time.

“Marinette? When do you want me to come back?”

She thought for a second, “Can you come back on Monday?”

“It’s a date then,” he confirmed before leaping off. Both of their faces were scarlet. A date?!

So that’s a thing. I hope everyone enjoyed it. As always, likes, re-blogs, and constructive criticism are welcomed! But for reals, this time, the next update is this Sunday. Oh, and I’ll update the master post then too. Don’t want to have to do it twice in the same week.

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