#but I think its funnier to say its cause of musicals

[schrodingers-hoarding-problem]

did not expect to learn that solji is a PROFESSOR??? from my little Korean version of Six (the musical) googling adventure

[writingduhh]

hello!! This idea has been floating round my head for a while but my writing skills aren’t great…so, reader and schlatt are both in a ludwig stream, the theme being just dance (yk the silly dance game) and reader and schlatt are made to pair up for it. (And maybe reader insists on being the male character purely to laugh at schlatt) and its them goofing around, trying to keep up or whatever you think.

Im not really sure what form this would be best written in, but maybe like your hcs as too how it would go or whatever,

much love 🫶

You got it!! I hope this is what you were wanting! <3

Jschlatt || Dance Stream

▷ So, you and Schlatt get invited to be part of Ludwig's Just Dance stream. The room's buzzing with excitement, music playing as everyone is getting ready to play. Ludwig's doing his usual hyped up intro, getting everyone pumped for the stream.

▷ You're excited but a bit nervous to dance in-front or so many people , especially with Schlatt there too. He catches your eye from across the room. He must’ve noticed your nervous demeanor as he gave you a warm reassuring smile.

▷ Ludwig announces that you and Schlatt will be paired up for the competition. You both share a look, grinning because you know this is going to be hilarious.

▷ When it’s time to pick characters, you insist on being the ‘male’ character. Schlatt raises an eyebrow but goes along with it.

▷ Schlatt is completely out of his element, flailing around with exaggerated movements. You can't stop laughing at how he's trying to keep up. Every time he messes up a move he throws a playful glare your way.

▷ You're not much better, but you're having the time of your life. The fact that you insisted on being the male character just makes it even funnier when you try to do the over-the-top masculine moves and Schlatt has to follow the more delicate ones, something very out of his nature.

▷ There are a few moments during the stream where you bump into each other. Every accidental touch sends sparks flying through your body. During a particularly tricky move Schlatt grabs your hand to steady you both. You share a quick, shy smile. You tried to act cool but inside you were screaming.

▷ Suddenly, the game switches to an unexpected slow dance segment. The music changes to a romantic tune, and the on-screen characters get into a ballroom dance pose. You step up, taking Schlatt’s hand and placing your other hand on his waist, taking the lead. Something he isn’t used to.

▷ Schlatt's face turns bright red, clearly flustered by the unexpected intimate touch. He stammers out, "What are you doing?" but doesn’t pull away. (The chat goes wild)

▷ You both try to follow the slow dance moves, but it's clear Schlatt is out of his comfort zone. You guide him gently, grinning as he awkwardly tries to keep up. "Relax, it’s just dancing," you tease, slightly enjoying how flustered he is.

▷ As you guide him through a spin, he mutters, "You better not drop me," with a half-smile, trying to cover up his nervousness. At one point, you lightly tease him, saying, "See, you’re a natural," which makes him chuckle and roll his eyes. When you dip him, he lets out a mock dramatic gasp, causing both of you to burst into laughter.

▷ Throughout the stream, there are lingering glances and subtle touches that make it clear you’re both into each other. Schlatt’s usual sarcastic demeanor softens whenever he talks to you, and it doesn’t go unnoticed by the chat.

▷ The viewers can’t get enough of it, and clips of you two dancing and goofing around start making the rounds on social media. It becomes a highlight of the stream and something fans keep talking about.

▷ Even though you don’t win the dance-off, you celebrate your little victories together with high-fives and playful shoulder bumps. Schlatt jokingly declares you both the “real winners” of the night, and you can’t help but agree.

▷ After the stream ends, Schlatt offers to walk you home, and you spend the walk talking and laughing about the night. There’s a comfortable silence that falls between you, filled with unspoken feelings and shared smiles.

▷ As you part ways, Schlatt musters up the courage to ask you out on a proper date, suggesting you skip the dancing and just have a nice dinner together. You agree with a shy smile, your heart racing with excitement.

[zenderstorm]

i remembered i havent posted this yet here, so have this !

ZOHAKUTEN VARIATIONS

concept & headcanons !

ive read some of those ideas which another “boss” clone is formed when a clone besides sekido absorbs the rest. this is my take on it ^^

all four of them are “zohakuten”, and they represent different ways one can show and feel hatred. [I didn’t go with “evolved emotions” like anger -> hatred or sadness -> depression because 1. you can feel hatred without anger and 2. its funnier with more haters on the team]

i made it so that all their abilities are related to music (?) like how the OG uses drums. [ik zohakuten’s drums are based on a japanese thunder god’s drums or something but i only remembered that after i finished this 😭] all of them have around the same levels of strength, but have different techniques.

theoretically it’s impossible to manifest them all at once.

any clone can absorb the rest to form zohakuten. but the clone with the final say is often sekido, because he’s more aggressive and dominant compared to the rest. so they form the OG (who has a personality similar to sekido.) however there’s a chance that another clone gains control, creating the variations.

fusion probability 7%, formed from karaku, finds pleasure in hating

extends fights for over weeks on end, because he gets a bit relaxed with attacks. his defence is really high though so u can’t really take advantage of his relaxation.

fights with explosions. his explosions have the qualities of each emotion clone like sonar screech explosion, weeping spears explosion, etc. the explosions are triggered landmine-style and when you step on it it plays a piano-like sound. different notes represent different attacks. he’s immune to the explosions.

fusion probability 0.5%, formed from aizetsu, hates those who make him sad

most likely to spare victims. if you don’t make him feel miserable you can probably get away. but like he won’t let you win, he’ll just let you escape.

fights with wires. the wires are strong & thin enough to cut flesh, and spread further out the longer you fight him. they sprout out of trees, an even if they look organic up close, are electrically charged. he strums them to control them (wrap around victims, strengthen electrical current) and is unharmed by the wires.

fusion probability 90%, he OG formed from sekido, we know how this works, he hates those he sees as villains.

his probability is the highest cuz the other clones kinda let sekido form him, since this zohakuten is the hardest to fight and won’t play around.

we know how this pookie fights. however I headcanon he can transform surrounding trees into even more wooden dragons.

fusion probability 2.5%, formed from urogi, hates those who he thinks are happier than him, so don’t you dare show him a smile.

quickest to eat his victims. like he wants to chow down so bad. sometimes even if he hasn’t killed them yet he’ll just start biting.

hearing him sing causes small figs to sprout in your ears, which can grow into full on trees. he can hide & sprout his wings (i let him do this cus of that one scene where tanjiro cut urogi’s wings!! so this zohakuten can hide his to prevent it from getting cut) he can also use the emotion clones’ techniques while singing.

maybe i’ll draw them fully one day 😭 idk. thank you for reading my yapping this far here are his beans

[kingprinceleo]

Hi there! Playlist anon again. I listened to the whole thing and here are my thoughts. I hope this isn't over reaching cause I really enjoyed it overall and would love to see the rest 🙏🏽. Buckle in this is longgg

Rivers is a Vampire- Sonic would dance fight Shadow to this song (like in the original puss in boots, look up the scene I swear it's great).

Loose Cannon- it's both so Shadow and Sonic coded but it's funnier if it's Shadow realizing he likes Sonic. More likely it's supposed to be Sonic @ Shadow and it really fits. 10/10 putting it on my personal playlists.

Genius - this is Sonic having a jam sesh in his bedroom. 7.5/10 very in character, you're going to make me start liking rock music.

Assassin- 9/10 Shadow in his emo boy bag. The verses feel like Shadow in his head thinking he's hot shit (he's right), but the chorus feels like Rouge trying to talk him down. Overall big fan.

Lost- Honestly really love the vibes of this one. It sounds like Sonic and Hoax fighting/ talking or just Sonic debating with himself. Love the jaunty music with the sinister undertones.Fading World- 7/10(<- could be higher depending on personal taste) A nice interplay between Sonic's cheery friendliness and Shadow's.... everything. A nice world building song if that makes sense. If vamp au! were a level in a game this would play.

Moon Trance- A vampire nobility song if that makes sense. Kinda gives off Blaze if Sonic were dropping in with EDM beats. World building song.

Phantom of the Opera Overture- Shadow once again in his emo bag. Listening to this I imagine him dramatically posed as Ophelia in the river as Rouge looks on utterly unimpressed. Another world building song.

Dear Wormwood- 10/10 Devastating. This feels like when Shadow discovers Rogue is a vampire (if that's still canon?) and could work for the Sonic/Hoax reveal but to a much lesser extent.

Galacta Knight Theme- 5/10. Not bad but I'm not entirely sure how it fits. Feels like a world building song but lacks the rock and goth roots of its predecessors. I wanna say it feels like an Eggman song?

Trouble- Rouge song very fun (Shadow if you get a microscope). Good for a chase scene or playful fight.

Look What You Made Me Do Remix- Shadow after Sonic sneaks an extra sip of blood. 8/10 Shadow wouldn't be a Swiftie but he would bop to a song or two.

Bodies- GODDDDD 10/10. Shadow tracking a vampire to a party in his vulture outfit and having to maneuver his way to stealthily kill them (can't remember clearly if Shadow's actively a vampire hunter in the au rn but you get the vibe /pos).

Vampire Culture- like I said before Shadow being a hater /pos. Somebody get this boy a weighted blanket he needs to chill 8/10. I imagine he plays this as he puts on each vampire repellent stud and piercing.

The Magic 8- A very Sonic song in message but also Amy with the talk of magic. Funky duet? They'd probably sing this at Shadow 9/10.

Who's in Control- 10/10 Another Sonic/ Hoax talking song (I interpret their dynamic to be that Hoax has less inhibitions than Sonic and is overall allowed to be looser. hopefully that's close).

Why Do I- Sonic after Shadow realizes he's Hoax and they have a falling out. It feels do very Teen Beach Movie /pos. He'd get a whole musical number with backup dancers and rad sad choreography.

Blood Red Moon- World building song. Funnily enough I think you'd introduce Shadow with it. Dark foggy night, random vamp running away/ person being attacked by one, cut to Shadow standing ominously with a lightning strike for good measure. Lowkey has cowboy vibes.

Born of a Star- Feels like a happy future. The type of track that would play towards the end of a boss fight.

Drumming Song- 8/10. Very much an Amy song I like it a lot plenty of witchy vibes. Feels like it would play when she performs a powerful spell/ ritual (not sure exactly how her magic works). The chorus especially also sounds like Shadow describing the effect Hoax has on him :).

You've Created a Monster- Shadow. That's the review. This plays during a hunt or just during his morning routine. Just goofy enough to hide the emotional turmoil but serious enough to show his issues 8/10.

This is Why- Shadow whenever he sees Hoax. He's his biggest hater. Also Shadow at his job with Knuckles (he's about to punch someone's teeth in).

Figure 8- Sad Shadow hours. Probably around the time he just met Hoax and made the deal. Sounds like he's questioning his whole identity :(.

Shoot to Kill- 6/10 World building song. It's giving gathering of elders in the vampire kingdom.

Punching Bag- I've been associating the Set it Off songs with Sonic so far so at first I was thrown for a loop, but honestly? I can see him singing this after someone (Shadow) tries to kill him. It can also be a Shadow song but I find the Sonic angle very interesting.

Vampire- 9/10. ROUGE SONG. She's about to rob a man, GOOD FOR WOMEN.

Sirens- Not sure exactly this would apply to but very fun. Sounds like Shadow falling in love in a very overdramatic way but could also be Sonic. 8/10

Again sorry for the length and I hope I didn't interpret anything egregiously wrong 😭

I think the band In This Moment and their albums GODMODE, Mother and Ritual could maybe fit.

Thanks again for sharing :)🙏🏽

~🩸🎵

anon i am literally kissing you on ur nonexistent smooth gray mouth HHJDFHHSDH this is the nicest thing anyones ever given me im so giddy about this DHFSHFHSDJDSF that being said this is gonna get so long so i am adding the under cut LOL

Rivers is a Vampire- youre so fucking right for this and i wanna draw it so bad ... JKDFJKSJKF

Loose Cannon-set it offs elsewhere album is a whole banger and highly recc the whole thing >:]]] and this song is a shadow centric one ! about how hes always on the edge around everyone bc of his paranoia, and esp around hoax lol, he gets mad about being called out </333

Genius - sonic jamming to this is also so correct fdjghjdfg contrary to shadow, sonic in vampire au is just here to have a good time LMAO (u should get into rock :} BDSFBH its fun here)

Assassin- this one is rlly interesting to me bc the ENTIRE thing is intended to be a shadow callout post from sonic/hoax pov. i would not have considered this being shadow reflecting on himself at all ! but damn the rouge pov also works out really well too, i never considered that either! (originally i figured the only rouge mention would have been 'you hear whispers when were just talking' which would have been sonic and rouge talking to each other and shadow thinks they are conspiring </3)

Lost- this one is a lil complicated in my rat brain shdfhj !! this one is shadow pov! its like. about his perspective shifts across the plot in vampire au- first trying to hide from the scary vampires </3 and the screams are getting louder line ....is about maria...... i eated that part up.... "please dont find me im not ok" is a very shadowcore line and the final lost chorus meant to rep shadow eventually becoming 'lost' in what scared him but like. embracing it. this one. is hard to convey JJSDFJSD prob would need art to get across what i mean i suppose Fading World- this one is a Maria and GUN song ! :]c (dont worry about the fact its bass boosted. i am just guy who likes bass......)

Moon Trance- close !!! silver and mephiles :3333 jbhdfjdj(meph is blazes royal advisor so it does tie back to her kingdom ehe). boys who prowl and will bash your head in to this in the woods somewhere

Phantom of the Opera Overture- "Shadow once again in his emo bag. Listening to this I imagine him dramatically posed as Ophelia in the river as Rouge looks on utterly unimpressed. Another world building song." I NEED TO DRAW THIS SO FUCKING BAD AHAHH u are SO FUCKING RIGHT FOR THIS. side note, a general rule of thumb (not always but a lot) anything that sounds this fucking dramatic is shadow pov and how he imagines vampires, the real guys are just chilling dfbhgfhsd with their nerd music. shadow is vampires #1 hype man without even realizing

Dear Wormwood- this one is Primarily a shadow and GUN song !! tho there are little tidbits of others who he has discovered lied to him like rouge eggman and sonic !!! (and yes shadow finding out rouge is a vampire is still canon >:])

Galacta Knight Theme-close with the eggman bit !! a theme for geebo <333(Lance)

Trouble- very correct vibes !! primarily rouge but i would add sonic in there too !! they both have that fun playful air to them tbh that i think a lot of people overlook in their canon dynamic hfgdhj

Look What You Made Me Do Remix- Shadow @ everyone tbh !! buttt primarily this is during his GUN arc when hes just so fed up with being lied to (he doesnt even know) i think if u remixed enough taylor swift into rock or metal he could get down to it fdgbjgdhjf

Bodies- YOURE SO RIGHT FOR THISSSS. esp the vulture part :]c... and the vampire hunter part is .. a little complicated ! he kinda is sometimes? theres a specific circumstance that makes him more willing to actively hunt and kill

Vampire Culture- he is absolutely blaring this in his mind while he gets ready lmaooo . big fan of weight blanket shadow tho dhgfdjg....something to draw.... fun lil fact tho... i imagine that smooth voice to be the head of GUN....

The Magic 8- i think sonic is the one singing it! but its all about amy! about her arc with her desperation to prove herself, getting consumed by her ambitions, and working with dark magic :)

Who's in Control- the sonic and hoax angle is SOOO interesting to me! i would have never thought of it bc frankly they are chill af, he does not have much turmoil about it! this has always been a HUGE shadow song esp 'living in fear, living afraid, hysterical everyday"

Why Do I- this is actually shadow @ sonic !!! reverse hehehe. this is one of the more accurate songs lmaooo, like 'wake up in cold sweats screaming your name" this song is the canon point in time where shadow first realizing he has a crush on sonic !! sonic is the reason the bastard drinks </3333

Blood Red Moon- absolutely obsessed with your version of it oughhhh, but its always been an eggman song to me (esp with that laugh lol)! and one of his silly little schemes. defo gonna draw that shadow idea tho thats so sick (and it is SO cowboy. do not be surprised if it winds up in the desert vampire playlist)

Born of a Star- this one is a death song ! self reflection and "how did we get here"

Drumming Song- close with the chorus part ! but the entire thing is Sonic pov about how yummy yummy shadows blood is 😋 shadows heartbeat drumming in his mind !

You've Created a Monster- i was SO fucking confused when i saw this bc!!!! youtube is hiding that video from me "its not available" !! and apparently you can see it but i cant!!! im so mad but i also owe you my life bc i found the song again and it BANGS SO HARD and it is 100% shadow wanting to kill maim <3333 its also a 3 way song for shadow @ everyone/ Hoax @ shadow about how shadow seems to be forcing hoax to be the monster he fears to justify his hatred/ uh oh amy fucked up !!!!

This is Why- THE JOB ANGLE IS SO CORRECT AND FUNNY, obsessed with that. but also yeah shadow doesnt like outside </3 rouge is the one saying the coast is clear </333

Figure 8- the deal interpretation is so good...... thats all im ever gonna think about now. honestly "all for your sake, became the very thing that i hate, i lost my way, spinning in an endless figure 8" was meant to be a shadow talking about maria line! but thats all i really got from the song, the deal idea is so good.......

Shoot to Kill- i personally saw this as a shadow GUN song !! bro is more intense and focused than usual

Punching Bag- THIS CHANGED ME WTFFF, i was struggling to see it as shadow and GUN, but oh my fucking GOD, the sonic pov is so raw and i am OBSESSED with it. pissed him off one too many times !!!!!!!

Vampire- WE SUPPORT WOMENS WRONGS !!! YAY ROUGE!!!!

Sirens- this is a shadow and GUN song !! solace in their song is propaganda !! shadows ready to shoot !!! shake off some blues kill vampires !!! HES BACK IN THE NOOSE!!!! SONIC GIVE HIM ALL YOU GOT BECAUSE IF NOT THEYRE GONNA DROWN HIM OUT !!!!!!! ehe :]

i listened to Mother and couldnt immediately feel anyone out with it but ill look thru their other stuff and rack my brain !!! ty for the suggestion !!!! but omg ty SO MUCH this was so fun if u ever wanna hmu for the other playlists...... i am looking so hard.. (but no pressure !! this was already so much and im so grateful !!!)

[androgynousblackbox]

How I Met Your Father. 13 [Appleradio, Radioapple]

How I Met My Mother

A03 link

Alastor was still keeping record of the days that passed.

On the twelth day, everyone but Alastor's socks went missing.

On thirteenth day, everyone except Alastor woke up with small toys from the playing room all over the floor for them to stomp into in their way to their doors.

On the fourteenth day, Alastor realized it had been two weeks since his family thought him dead. He didn't came out of his room, but his window was broken by him throwing a chair to it. In minutes the window was good as new and the chair back to its place. Everyone pretended they didn't hear his screams or the rest of his trashing, that lasted for hours.

On the fifteenth day, a fire was started on the library. It was controlled immediately and nobody got hurt, but they had to open up all windows to get ride of the smell of burnt paper.

On the sixteenth day, a loud music could be heard anywhere, so strong that it was making the windows vibrate with the sound, and nobody could know it's origin until Emily appeared for another visit.

Only then the noise coincidentally stopped. She brought with her some books she thought he could like, based on the ones she saw him reading before. Mystery novels with gruesome murders that could make him chuckle with amusement, thinking all the way in which he wouldn't get caught. She said that if he wanted her to bring something else from the outside, since they weren't allowed to get out without an accompanying angel, then he just had to ask. As long it wasn't gasoline, that is. Alastor thanked her, but didn't had anything particular in mind for her.

She stayed for the story of how he met Lucifer. After having her promise that, if ever happened she was in the same room as Charlie, she would never mentioned it to her, he told the real story. Lucifer had said he had made it sound funnier than horrible and Emily did snorted at the reveal of how Lucifer basically forced him to marriage. By the end, though, she giggled and said now she understood why Charlie liked to hear them so many times.

"I don't think it's because of the stories themselves" commented Emily, smiling, her eyes gentle. "Those help, don't get me wrong. But I think it's because you always sound happy telling them. I believe that is what she likes." She looked down for a second, biting her lip: "Do I…mmm. Do I make things worse for you by having you talk about it? I mean, it is your family and I can't help you to get back to them so… I don't know. You can tell me if that is the case. My own curiosity shouldn't be more important than your feelings."

"I wouldn't do it if I wasn't comfortably with it" said Alastor, doubting a moment before he reached out to pat her hand. Emily's eyes opened up slightly, but she didn't tensed up or pulled away. "To be quite honest, my dear, it's a relief for me if nothing else. It reminds me that I do have a home to come to and people waiting for me. That is never a bad thought to have. Don't ever feel bad for wanting to mention them or talk about my home."

That was putting it lightly. Whatever sense of sanity he had before was pending from a thread every day he was still in Heaven and his memories were the only thing grounding him right now. Emily had no idea how much telling his stories helped with that and he wasn't about to be the one to tell her.

"Are you sure? I heard you were kinda… excitable these days. Like breaking glass kind of excitable."

"Did you now" said Alastor, throwing a glance to one of the staff members cleaning up a table. The winged creature pretended to ignore him. He would like to know who went saying unnecessary things, but even if he didn't find out he was going to make them all pay equally. "Well, not to worry about that, my dear. I just got a little irritated when the radio they gave me had nothing I liked, that is all. No reason to make a huge deal out of it. I can assure you that nothing of what we discuss causes me any distress."

Emily was still concerned, but soon pick up that Alastor wasn't willing to say anything else and so dropped it.

On the seventeenth day, only the staff woke up with sauca marinara filling their shoes, underwear drawer and every pocket of their uniforms.

On the thirtieth day, he was called to the reception again. He was expecting to see Emily, but for once Sera was there and he wasn't really surprised. Since the first day he was wondering when she would appear again.

"Sera!" greeted with a wide grin. "It has been a while since I saw your face, hasn't it?"

Sera smiled back, the same placid and polite poker face that she usually had.

"Alastor" said, joining her hands in front of her as she floated closer to him. Away from the ears of the secretary. "I heard you have been a rather roudy resident."

"Me? You must have heard wrong, my dear. I merely try to keep things a little more interesting around here."

"You threw someone from the rooftoop last week."

"Oh? I guess I did witness someone falling from the rooftop the other day now that you mentioned it. Poor thing must have hit their head so badly they got confused though. So unlucky. Oh well" Alastor shrugged. "I was always a bad roomate, that much is true. It took a good while for me and Lucifer to get used to each other, and I was actually choosing to be with him. Maybe if I had my own place…"

Sera sighed.

"I know what you are doing, but I can't risk you going out there until I am sure that you are willing to be part of Heaven. To live with others peacefully as they want to do with you. That was what we discussed."

"Curious. I don't remember discussing staying here" Alastor took a breath through his nose and smiled bigger again. "But nevermind that! To what do I owe the pleasure of your presence, dear?"

"I actually just came to bring someone who I thought would like to see you."

Alastor followed her movement as she went towards the entrance like a train he knew was about to crash, because there was only one other person in Heaven that could care about him. When she came back and he recognized the white hat of his mother at her side, he couldn't move until he felt the arms of her around his neck.

"My baby" sighed his mom and he hugged her, grabbed her so tightly as if he could dissolve her into a liquid to carry on his pocket.

Over her shoulder, he glared at Sera as the angel looked on. Oh, this was low. This was way too low.

"Let me get a good look at you" his mom said and she hold him by the shoulders at a distance, watching his hair, recognizing some features and admiring the new ones. She knew already that their first meeting wasn't exactly allowed to, so she had to act like it was the first time seeing him since her death. "Your eyes…" she commented, coping his cheek and Alastor couldn't stop himself from leaning into it. She was just as dead as him and yet, her palm felt so warm. "Now those eyes I haven't seen in a long while."

"I know" commented, extending his hand to flick lightly the hat. "I see you liked it."

"Of course I do! Haven't you seen how good it looks on me?" She hold both of his hands and kissed them. Her expression was confused for a second at the lack of his ring, but it was only a second and she looked up again with a smile. "That pretty girl of yours told me you helped her chose it."

Alastor nodded, a tight rope in his throat.

"She loved meeting you" said, holding her hand now. "She wouldn't stop talking about how cool her grandma was."

"Smart girl" chuckled Evelyn, turning around to speak to Sera. "You don't mind we got to talking in private, big lady, don't you? I got a lot of catching up to do with my baby boy."

Sera was the perfect picture of politeness.

"Of course not, miss Morraine. Take your time."

"We will" promised Evelyn, locking arms with him, lowering her voice. "Now, sweetie, be a dear and tell me where we can sit down to have a proper chat. I have friends that came out of here and they all tell me it's full of nosy ones."

"My room is the best bet" said Alastor, knowing that Sera could still see them from the lounging room or the garden.

In his room, his mom admired around without knowing it was almost an exact replica of his room back in hell. She didn't know either how much he hated come back to it at the end of each day and prefered to avoid it as much as possible. The duckies of Lucifer weren't there. His posters of circus shows that he loved and he always thought were tacky were gone. The pictures that he frammed back in hell stayed there. It was just a room that made those abscense all the more notorious and wasn't contributing to improve his opinion of the place.

According to what he heard of the other souls, each room was their ideal version for each of them. Their childhood bedrooms or the ones that they had while alive. Places where they felt safe to help process what had happened to them. The magic that dictated that had no idea of what to do when the things one most desired were also the ones he hated the most to see.

"Oh, is this how you all were living?" Evelyn took a seat on one of the chairs in front of the constantly on chimney and invited him to come in with a gesture. Alastor of course obeyed. "I think this room alone is almost bigger than the living room in our old home. Remember that, sweetie? We were so cramped you couldn't have a fart in peace without someone hearing about it."

"I remember" said Alastor, looking at her, trying to retain every single detail possible on his memory. "You were the one who pointed it out the most, though. When you didn't, it was obvious who was the culprit."

"Nonsense, no idea what you are talking about" huffed his mother, dismissing him with a hand gesture. "Must be confusing me with someone else."

"Oh, right, my other mother. What a rude woman she was, not even apoligizing for such indiscretion."

"The polite thing for a gentleman to do is to ignore it, sweetie" remarked Evelyn, frowning, but the playful smile still dancing on her lips. She then sighed, reaching over to take his hand again and squeezed it. "Honey, I don't want you taking this the wrong way but… what happened? How did you end up here?"

It was ironic, really. His mother that didn't felt like asking what he had done to get into hell was suddenly curious about how he end up in heaven.

He considered telling her about the extermination, to give her that information to spread across heaven. Sera would immediately know it was him and maybe lock him up in this very room.

"There was a confrontation. Charlie was in danger so I intervened, but I lost and I couldn't heal myself on time before I passed away. As far I know, that is all it took."

"That devil husband of yours had something to do with that confrontation?"

"Mom" Alastor blinked at his own tone. Wait, was that how Charlie felt when she called him out? Weird. "I told you already that Lucifer is entirely harmless."

"I know what you said, honey. But I only spoke with that man briefly one time, I don't know what he can do."

"Certainly not that. Lucifer wasn't even there."

"And why he wasn't then?" Evelyn put her hands on her hips for more emphasis. "His daughter is in trouble and you were defending her, but where was he?"

"He literally couldn't come even if he wanted to. Mom, nothing of what happened to me had anything to do with him. If I am not blaming him, and believe me that is a rarity, then you shouldn't either."

"Humph" His mother turned her head, doubtful. Her eyes stared at the flames of the chimney for a moment. "Is Charlie okay? Oh, wait, no, you wouldn't know, do you?"

"I do actually. Emily was kind enough to tell me" lied on the spot. Emily would know to go along with it if asked. "When I was gone, Lucifer came and took care of everything. The only reason Charlie is safe is because of him."

"Thank… goodness then" Alastor almost snorted at her struggling to decide what expression to use. She couldn't thank the devil, but also couldn't thank god for what the devil did. "Alright, I can give him that at least. So what is he doing to take you out of here?"

Alastor stared at her. She could have suggested cannibalize the entire staff on the building and Alastor wouldn't have felt more surprised that when she pronnounced those words.

"Here where exactly?" asked, just to confirm she was saying what he thought she was saying.

"Here, this place, heaven, I don't know. Or is he just going to leave you here?" His mom clicked her tongue, shaking her head. "You both have a daughter together, that is not right! And she is such a sweet lady, she should get to have both of her parents for as long as she could. The big king of hell just wouldn't stay arms crossed, I imagine. What is the point of that title then?"

"He… he doesn't know I am here" Alastor did not know how to process his mother talking so openly about his husband storming Heaven for him. Was that the same woman that just a few minutes ago was ready to blame Lucifer for getting him killed? "They think I died. Permanently."

"They do?" Now it was the turn of Evelyn to get shocked. As understanding came to her, she took one of her hands to her chest as if it hurt. "No. No, don't tell me that… That poor thing must be devastated right now. That is awful. Isn't there any way to contact them? Like how I could talk to you? They should at least know you are okay."

He shook his head.

"That was a one time miracle. They wouldn't allow it now. I tried already."

"Oh, sweetie" Evelyn rised up from her chair and hugged his head against her chest. Her lavander perfume was all he could smell with each breath. "I am so sorry. How long have you been here?"

Alastor took a moment to respond. He squeezed his hand on fists over his lap. Thank goodness he had his little notebook to keep track off, because otherwise he wouldn't believe that it wasn't years already.

"A month."

His mom kissed the top of his head. She had done that thousands of time when they were alive. But for some reason now, now of all times Alastor grabbed to her with a intensity that surprised himself. When his shoulders convulsed and the first sob broke through, she hold him even tighter and Alastor buried his face deep on her sweater.

"My poor baby" cooed Evelyn, nuzzling his head between his antlers. His ears lowered as much they could. "You have tried to be tough for so long, haven't you? It must have been so hard all this time trying to carry all on your own. Heaven doesn't really feel like Heaven without no one to share it with, doesn't it? I understand. I was there too, sweetheart. It's okay, you don't have to pretend with me."

Alastor shook his head, violently, desperately. She did not understand. He hold to her until his breathing normalized somewhat, staring at the shoes she was wearing.

"I need…" said, licking his lips before trying again. "I need to go back. I can't stay here, it's killing me. I am sorry."

Her hug didn't falter. The hand that was rubbing his back resumed the movement.

"Why are you apoligizing to me, dearie?" her voice was so gentle that it was almost painful to hear. "Of course you want to go back. Of course. One never wants to leave their family behind. I never doubted for a second that you loved them both, honey, so I would be surprised if you didn't want to see them again."

"No, mom" Alastor swallowed thick and lifted his face. Evelyn hold his chin up, whipping away his tears with her thumbs. "I have to go back."

Evelyn frowned slightly, brushing away the hair from his forehead.

"I don't… Is that even possible, sweetie?"

Alastor closed his eyes, as if it hurt to look at her. His hand gripped her forearms.

"If not, I will create it anyway. I will do anything for that end" said, looking up with a hopeless request for her to grasp what he was saying. "Anything, mom, understand? Even things you would hate. Even like the ones that send me down there in the first place. I will do it all a thousands times if that what it takes. I don't belong here. I am sorry."

Evelyn's was unreadable for him. Was it pitty that was on her eyes? Was it dissapointment? Was her idea of who he was finally being altered somehow? But above all else, she was confused. A million thoughts crossed over her face and when she spoke, she wasn't looking at him.

"Why are you telling me this, sweetie?"

"I don't want you to be surprised when I do end up doing something like that" said, taking her hands over his shoulders and holding them on his own.

Some annoying stupid tears were still hanging from the corners of his eyes, but he ignored them. He didn't want to visit her for this, exactly to avoid this scene. He would burn, kill, maim or slaughter whatever was necessary and let her find out on her own away, without him being present. Let others to be the ones to explain to her what happened and who did it.

He knew it was cowardly, but he couldn't resist the idea of being the one to break her heart like that. Just like at that moment also couldn't resist the idea of lying to her about what to expect. Not when she had her standing in front of him. Standing at full height her head didn't reach to his chin, but she still made him feel so small, like a kid again.

"A warning is all I can give you."

Evelyn sighed, shaking her head slightly. She took her hands back and bended to join their foreheads together, eyes closed. Alastor forced himself to do the same. An eternity felt like passing until he heard her take a deep breath that filled her whole chest and let it go.

"I don't care" she said finally, holding his face to kiss both his cheeks. Alastor felt her hands gripping him and her shoulder shaking slightly, as if she was still struggling to get her words out. But she stayed firm nonetheless. "Do whatever you gotta do, honey. Just promise me one thing."

Alastor nodded, his heart beating so hard that he could feel it on the back of his mouth.

"Don't tell me what you do" She sighed again, her eyes teary but not crying. "I don't want to know."

"Of course" said Alastor, sincerely.

His mother sighed again and gave him a sad smile. The kind of smile someone has when they have resigned themselves that there were things they couldn't and would never be able to control. He had seen it many times before, but never in relation to him. A part of him hated that and at the same time, there was also such an immense sense of relief that another tear escaped him. His mom cleaned it up with her index.

"I love you, sweetie."

Alastor hugged her again.

"I love you too, mom."

"I love you more."

Alastor had always heard the same reply growing up from his mom. That was the first time he thought it had to be true.

When they came back to the reception, where Sera was conversing with the secretary, Evelyn walked directly to the seraphim.

"How long is my son supposed to be here?" asked in a tone that admitted nothing but another straight answer.

Sera's pleasant smile didn't change a bit.

"Until the moment is right, miss Morraine."

"Until you say that it is, that is" said Evelyn, taking another step forward, hands in her hips. "I know already that arguing with you angels is a waste of my time. I am just going to warn you that as soon that boy is out, he is coming to live with me so you all better treat him right until then. I will raise some hell of my own if I hear stuff, I swear!"

While the secretary tried to assure her that there was no need for that, Alastor briefly considered making up something just to see them cower and making apologies in front of his mother. It was quite an entertaining picture indeed.

He had tried to convince her that it was better for him to get his own place, citing even that he was too old to live with his mom. Only for the woman to insist that she was going to enjoy having him around as much as she could for as much she could and if he had a problem with that, well, too bad, young man. There was no way to argue with her.

When his mother was sufficiently pacified, she came back with him and waited for him to bend down for her to kiss his two cheeks, making the muah sound.

"Come out soon, alright, sweetie?"

"Yes, mother." The only acceptable response.

"You better. I will come visit you soon with some homemade food. I don't trust whatever is that you are given here."

Alastor smirked. At least that was something worth looking forward to.

"I will be waiting then."

Evelyn nodded her head once and turned, wishing Sera a good day on her way out. Sera smiled at him and Alastor had to return the same face, gripping his staff. She knew what she was doing bringing his mother there. She knew she had got it when his mother was interested on him getting out of there.

He loathed to think giving her what she wanted, but if anything the visit of his mother had reaffirmed for him that he had to get out as soon as possible. Unfortunately for him, that included getting out of that building and from the watchful eyes of the angelic staff.

Very well then. He could play nice. He could be the most well behaved prisoner they could have until Sera was convinced to let him leave.

Too bad he didn't anticipate how long it would take. By the time he was following his mother back to her home, three more months had passed.

--

Move, ordered Lucifer. Nothing happened.

It doesn't take much.

Just move.

Lucifer sat up from his bed. Move. Move, you stupid piece of shit. He dangled his feet on the corner and looked at his door, blinking as if he hasn't seen it in a long time. Even though he did. Everytime he woke up, he looked at it and thought he was going to open up, go outside and hear another voice. He was going to be a functional devil and do something, as he should.

He thought of that and then didn't. The bath tub seemed much more comfortable as he let himself remain underwater for hours at a time. His bed where he could just keep mindlessly scrolling on his phone without thinking much of anything, passing from the easiest mindless entertainment he could grab to the next.

On his new room on the recently renovated hotel, Lucifer haven't put much. He had brought his table with his creation tools with him from his office, the only thing in fact he had brought directly from the palace, but not a single one had come out. Only the base of a duckie, eyeless, featureless, had been all he could do and that had remained untouched the entire time.

He had no idea how long he had been there, but assumed that he was probably expected to come out. He did had promised Charlie that he would stick around to help her out, after all. Although mostly that had been because he really couldn't come back to the palace. Too many pictures and paintings and memories and stories. He should probably be doing something about them, the physical things at least, but he honestly had no idea of what or had the drive to find out. Until then, the servants would keep it clean so there was that.

Thankfully Satan had agreed to be his representative while he was absent. For once someone was going to be excited by the paperwork. So he could dedicate all his time watching videos that didn't require anything from him and very little else. Wasn't he ever so lucky for having all that free time to do whatever he wanted, for once.

But it wasn't free, not really, not entirely. He had a job, kinda, in a new place where other people existed and his daughter was there. What kind of father he would be if he didn't came out to greet her once in a while?

He owed her that much at least.

Just move to the door and open it. It's not that hard. Lucifer stood in front of his door. When was the last time someone knocked on it? He had no idea. It couldn't have been much.

When he finally opened up, he squinted his eyes at the lights of the hallway. His apple tower was connected by an elevator with the rest of the hotel. It was supposed to be his area, where the king would do kingly stuff that no common sinners had to see, but now the travel on his way down just felt way too empty.

On the lobby, despite all the lights being turned on there too, there was no one else present. Or so he thought until he put a hoove outside the elevator and Husk's voice came from his bar nearby.

"Is that you, your Majesty?"

Fuck that blasted cat hearing.

Lucifer took a couple of steps until he saw the bartener casually refiling the shelfs with new bottles.

"Hey" said, clearing his throat that felt raspy for the lack of use. He made his way down the stairs, fidgeting his with apple staff. "It's very quiet, huh? Where is everyone?"

"Angel at work. Pentious and Cherri bombing something probably. Niffty had to get cleaning supplies. Vaggie took Charlie to see a movie" explained Husk casually, his ears following the king but giving him his back as he finished. "She really needed the distraction. How are you, sir?"

"Oh, you know. Going" Lucifer tried for a little laugh, that came out even more akward he expected and he cleared his throat again to mask it. He sat at the stool. "How… how Charlie is going?"

"Not well, that is for sure" said the man, not trying to sugarcoated it at all. "She was getting really concerned for you." Husk sighed, turning to see him. His tone wasn't accusatory or harsh in any way, but Lucifer still flinched like he had screamed at him. "Your Majesty, do you know how long you were up there?"

"We just had the reopining party, so a couple of days."

Husk brows furrowed slightly.

"Your Majesty, it has been two weeks. Almost three."

Lucifer looked at him and instantly knew he wasn't joking, even though he wanted to believe that.

"O-oh" said. Fucking idiot. Of course she would be concerned like that. What a way to go. "I-I didn't realize. I swear I thought it was only a few days."

"Did you ate anything, sir? Niffty kept cleaning up meals outside of your room that seemed nobody had touched."

"Yeah. Yeah, of course. I just made the food appear for me" lied right there, his eyes not connecting with the cat. Eating a few slices of pizza he conjured could have been an acceptable answer for a few days of abscence. Not for two weeks, almost three. He just wasn't hungry or with desire to eat. He didn't felt much of anything in fact. "It's fine, I don't really need it anyway. Immortality kinda takes care of that."

"Hmm" said Husk, arching an eyebrow. "Have you been sleeping? Because, and I do mean this with all due respect, sir, you look like shit."

Lucifer blinked.

"Well, you look as lovely as ever" commented, taking out his phone and seeing himself on the reflection of the black screen.

Ah, his hair. He had forgotten to brush it back. He also didn't had his bowtie, now that he noticed. Where did it go? He snapped his fingers, the spell easy to manifest without barely thinking about it. He was again perfect. Maybe with just a little bit of eyebags, but nothing that a killer smile couldn't cover up. The bartender wasn't impressed.

Husk let out some air and pick up a glass.

"What can I get you, your Majesty?"

Lucifer hasn't thought about having anything, but he supposed that was to be expected when one walked willingly to a bar.

"Something sweet?" said, out of ideas.

Husk looked as if he wanted him to be more specific for a moment, but then thought better about it and shrugged.

"Sure."

Lucifer swiveled on the stool, looking around the lobby. His eyes carefully avoided the commemorative painting at the entrance and the red eyes that greeted everyone who entered the place. Charlie was the one who wanted that painting there, not him. The royal painter had done a great job portraying Alastor in a dignified posture, his head slightly tilted to the side as he smiled, his shadows seemingly whispering secrets into his ear.

They at least had agreed that they didn't want him painted with his royal clothing, the ones that he literally only used on a few ocassions in all their years of marriage, and used instead his normal clothes. The only indication of his royal status was the golden ring on his hand that holded his microphone, and that information was reserved for the current residents and staff of the hotel. For anyone else they would make up something else entirely.

After everything went down and reporters kept appearing outside of the palace, Lucifer finally made a short announcement. The extermination was officially cancelled until further notice. The Radio Demon was gone, killed in battle.

Charlie didn't disagreed with his decision to still keep the secret. Hell had already plenty to talk about for finally having the face of their definitely alive king on their screens. The king that had taken down singlehandly the entire exorcist army. The one that as soon he finished speaking, refused to come out to the press again.

The media that Charlie had struggle so much to get their attention for the sake of the hotel, was now making her phone explode with notifications to the point that she had to get a new number to have some peace. If they had also announced that hell had another king the entire time who had just died, Lucifer didn't want to imagine how much annoying they could get.

Thosse weeks had been so much already. They didn't need any help making them worse. If it wasn't because of Vaggie and the support of the other residents, who were free to stay at his palace, he wasn't sure that they would have made the hotel like they did.

He wanted to believe that Charlie would do it eventually on her own, but as things were, her girlfriend and her friends insisting on her dream gave her the neccesary boost to plan for it. Lucifer barely remembers those days. They had become a blur that somehow mixed in with him mechanically using his magic where it was needed to speed the process. It was almost like it had happened to someone else

"Your Majesty" called Husk on a higher volume, as if he had already tried to get his attention already. His brain felt so slow that even when he heard, it took a extra second to react. "Lucifer" attempted Husk before the king turned.

"Ha, made you say my name" said, but the playful smile only lasted a second. "What is this?" asked, looking at the glass full of an orange liquid, topped with a floating cherri and a slice of lemon.

Lucifer took a sip without waiting a response. It was sweet and citrusy, with a nice kick in the end. Husk explained what it was, what it contained and Lucifer retained none of it.

"I like it" said, finishing it off as if it were mere juice. "Can you do another?"

Husk frowned briefly, but got to working. As he moved to make it, Lucifer swiveled from side to side, kicking his feet a little. It was too silent there.

"I never…" started, losing his train of thought for a second before he could grab it again. There was no rockola on this new hotel and that meant no music. The silence was so distracting. "I never think I thanked you enough for staying. After you were… you know" said, making a vague hand gesture and gave up. "You didn't had reason for it."

"Don't mention it" commented Husk, putting another cherry on his glass. "Right now, out of every place I could be in hell, this one is not so bad."

Lucifer nodded. When Husk put the glass in front of him, Lucifer finished it just as quickly.

"Other, please?" The sweet flavor did felt nice on his mouth and in an empty stomach, this might as well be his dinner. "Still, thank you for that. If it weren't for you and the others, I don't know how this would have turned out. I am actually really glad that my daughter could met you all."

Husk stared at his glass for a moment, but prepared it all the same. It's not like there was any risk for the king to go out drive somewhere for him to worry about.

If he didn't know him already he could almost believe that he was turning out to be a emotional drunk. But he did know the king enough that he could just be like that shamelessly without any help. He was probably the only being in hell that could allow himself to wear his heart on his sleeve.

"Like I said, Charlie is a good kid" said Husk, looking down, doubting if he should continue. With a sighe, he added: "Your Majesty, I know this is not my issue or anything, so feel free to ignore it. But I really think you should have a talk with her. She already lost a parent, doesn't need to lose another."

Lucifer smiled without humor.

"She doesn't need me" commented with ease, like he had accepted them as the whole true. He drank the entire drink even quicker than before, knocking on the wood like an experienced client. More. "I am the one who killed her father. I allowed the extermination that killed her people. Because of me, her hotel that she worked so hard to build on her own was destroyed. Why the fuck would she want to see me?"

"You are right" Husk prepared the next one. "She did blamed you. For about ten seconds, because she realized that was a stupid thing to hold onto. As far I remember, Adam was the one who destroyed the hotel."

"If you had died in the extermination, I would have killed you too" added Lucifer, holding his chin on his hand. "I wouldn't blame you if you were slipping some kind of poison on those drinks. At least it was a good tasting one."

Husk stared at him, arching an eyebrow.

"Sorry to dissapoint, Your Majesty, but if I died I would have blamed my lazy ass first."

"And if Angel Dust had died?" When Husk didn't answer immediately, he chuckled. Everyone knew already about those two sneaking through the palace to be alone together, even though they never made an announcement or anything. "See?"

"I would have blamed myself for not helping him" said Husk, frowning. "Which is what you are doing."

"Oh, but here is the difference" pointed out Lucifer with a smirk. As soon his drink was done, it was gone almost as quickly. Husk was amazed that he could still talk completely coherently, but not when Lucifer shook his glass again. "Because I am actually right. I asked Heaven if they could be more lenient with how many souls they were rejecting because it was getting ridiculous, you know? Like come on, they can't all be deserving of eternal damnation on such numbers. That is insane. And that is when they went, hey, you know what, that is right. There is too many souls in hell. We should kill them. And I went what, no, I wasn't talking about that. And they were, now we are talking about that. In fact, it has been decided already. We believe it's going to be the best for everyone in the long run. I was like everyone, though. And they were like, yeah, everyone. So I went, well, no, wait a minute. That doesn't sound fair. Spare the hellborns and I will allow it. In fact, I won't do a damn thing to avoid the work you want to do if you do this for me. And they didn't really like this, but they said okay, but you break the deal and we can do whatever we want and I was like, okay, fine" Lucifer let out a single laugh, loud and almost hysterical. "All of that, only to later, like the biggest idiot in hell, get married to the exact same kind of being I had already condemned to destruction and have a daughter that rightfully hated all of that. Talk about poor decision making, right? If I had just keep my mouth shut, none of that would have happened" He let out a shaky chuckle and quickly whipped his eyes, sighning. "You can say it, come on. I give you permission. You are a fucking idiot. Alastor would."

He flinched at saying that name, like he had no right to it.

"Your Majesty, no offense, but I don't care what he would do or not" said Husk, his voice however soft. "I think that is enough for you.."

"Huh?" sniffled Lucifer, only understanding when he followed the eyes of Husk towards his glass. "Oh, no, I am not drunk. I could drink every single bottle behind you and it wouldn't do anything for me. Not that I can't get drunk, but it takes a lot to get me there. I just like the flavor."

Process that new information required a moment for Husk to process it. The absolute horror of living completely sober and not being entirely by choice was too great.

"I am so sorry, that must be awful" said, as sincerely as he was capable. "I don't know how you do it."

Lucifer snorted, trying to control it, but then having a full blown laugh.

"That is the part you are sorry about?" said, laughing some more until he finally calm down somewhat. He smiled to the bartender. "You know, when Alastor first suggested to have you as a babysitter for Charlie, I was so against it. One thing is to have a family with him, a sinner I already knew, but another one I didn't to take care of my baby? That was way too risky for me. I didn't know what you did to get into hell. But you know what he said?"

"I control him so he won't dare to do anything to her anyway?"

Lucifer shook his head.

"He said that Husk is a man burdened with principles that are rare to find in hell" recited, imitating the same entonation of Alastor. It was such a flawless impression that Husk cowered instinctively. Lucifer was drawing figures with the drops of condensation from his drink, so didn't notice. "When his own soul was at stake, he didn't cheat. That would have been beneath him. He won't let anything bad happen to Charlie, not because he has to, but because his own moral code would never let any harm come to a child under his care. You can count on that." He sighed, drawing his finger over the border of the glass. "In his own… very fucked up and very wrong way, I think he did respect you."

Husk brow furrowed, looking to a side.

"Could have fooled me."

Lucifer nodded.

"You must have been the most relieved out of all of us when it happened" commented without any ill will, just stating a fact. He would be surprised otherwise.

Husk shrugged, but didn't disagreed. He also never celebrated it or tried to rub it on anyone's face. Instead he was with them during all, helping however he could. With an easier smile, sharing his magic tricks to distract everyone. Even his steps sounded lighter without the weight of a soul contract on him.

Lucifer sighed, pulling out his lips. He put his hand on top of his glass to conjure up more of the drink and took a test sip, cringing later. No, definitely he got the ingredients wrong. He still finished to not waste anything and reached for Husk again. When the bartender took the glass, he grinned.

"And you know, he was right" added, coming back to the previous topic. "Charlie always loved having you around. That grumpy face you have doesn't fool me. I know you are a softie."

"I am starting to think you are drunk after all, Your Majesty" commented Husk, doing a great job of keeping his face straight.

His hand worked easily. Lucifer didn't drink it at once this time, laying his head over his arms.

"I used to think all sinners were violent psychopaths, that is why I didn't felt too bad about the whole extermination thing before. Al… did not changed that at all. But you did" said, as if speaking to his glass. "You are a good man, Husk."

This was the most he had interacted with anyone in weeks, if his word was to be believed. He still couldn't believe he let so much time pass without even realizing it. Was that what was awaiting for him? Have weeks, months and even years pass like they meant nothing, never feeling any change from the day when the extermination happened? If someone had told him that it had been only a few weeks ago instead of half of a year, he would have believe them.

"I don't know about that" commented Husk, pulling up his own flask. Just because his costumer couldn't get drunk didn't mean he had to prive himself from it. "I do know that nobody is resenting you, sir. Not Charlie or anyone else. So you probably shouldn't eiher."

Lucifer hummed, squishing his cheek against his hand.

"I don't know about that" repeated back to him with a pout, before laying his forehead on the wood. "I… I am sorry for dissapearing for so long, though. I truly didn't know."

"Hey, I get it. I do. But it isn't me you should apologize to."

"I know" groaned Lucifer. "Was Charlie really that worried?"

"That is putting it lightly, sir. You didn't hear her knocking at your door almost every day?"

Lucifer cringed.

"I think I heard her a couple of times…" admited, covering his head with his arms.

All those times he said the same thing, he remembers that too.

I am fine.

Don't worry.

I will be with you in a bit.

And then he never opened that door again.

What was wrong with him?

"Are you planning to start joining us here, Your Majesty?" asked Husk. "Or should I tell Charlie you are back upstairs?"

"Majesty your assety" replied Lucifer, turning his head to look at him. "Use my name. If Charlie calls you uncle, you get to do that. Family privileges and all that."

Husk rolled his eyes, but his mouth almost wanting to smile betrayed his reaction at those words. Lucifer had no issue repeating it, as long he wanted to stay with them. How many times he saw him talking to Charlie back in the palace when he didn't have not a single word to say, to her or anyone? In a selfish part of his mind, where he was never going to let it out, he also thought of Husk of another connection to Alastor. Which was horrible, considering how they met, and something Husk was never going to hear.

"Lucifer" obliged the winged cat. "What should I tell Charlie?"

Lucifer sighed.

"Nothing. I… I will talk with her tomorrow."

[thealmightyemprex]

Muppet Movies Ranked

I've recently marathoned all 8 theatrical Muppet movies ,and these are my rankings.Keep in mind I think all 8 are good movies,I just prefer some to others

8.The Muppets

I like the nostalgic look back stuff.....But the peoblem is I dont like Walter or the human characters .This film is the most meh to me

7.Muppets From Space

ITs diffrent,being the only non musical in the series ,and I do like that the film focuses on my favorite Muppet Gonzo and doesnt showcase just the Muppet Show guys but the Muppets Tonght guys as well but the story isnt all there,I dont think Jeffrey Tambours villain has the right ending and it is painfully 90's

6.Great Muppet Caper

Oooooh for putting this so low I might get some hate,but I shall explain .This is the most irreverant ,silly and funniest Mupppet movie,if you just want to laugh this is great .THis film is pure Henson wackyness,the film is not taking itself seriously at all.....And while I enjoy that.....I prefer a Muppet movie to have a bit more heart and story to go with the silly FOr me the characters,story and songs are a bit lacking .Again jokes are brillaint,performances are good (Charles Grodin looks like he is in LOVE with Miss Piggy and it is amazing) and it may have my favorite cameo in any Muppet movie .I do like the movie,I just like 5 others better

5.Muppets Most Wanted

This film is VERY similar to Great Muppet Caper ,and while not funnier,I think its more solid .I adore the songs,especially the Big House ,I think the story is really good ,I love Sam and Ty Burrels chemistry ,the cameos are top notch ,Tina Fey as the Russian warden Nadya delivers one of the best human characters in all the Muppet movies and the film has possibly the best villain in all the Muppet movies in Constantine who is good mix of hilarious and threatening .Not all the effects worked and....I really wish someone else other then Ricky Gervais played the secondary villain Dominic Badguy.Overall though its an enjoyable film

4.Muppets Take Manhatten

The one that surprised me .Of the orignal three its the one people dont talk about but ....I love it,its a bit more of a low key Muppet film ,ITs a much more character focused film. .The Dabney Coleman scene cracks me up,Saying Goodbye is tearjerking and the finale is spectacular

3.Muppet Christmas Carol

A legit really good take on a Christmas Carol,possibly one of the best takes .The first film without Jim Henson ,and I think it showed the Muppets could survive .Less about the jokes and more about the heart and artistry while still having fun and humor . the Muppet performers are on top form,especially Gonzo and Rizzo as the narrators ,but the highlight of the film is honestly the phenomenal performance of Michael Caine as the coldhearted Scrooge ,giving off a legit good dramtic performance while talking to Puppets .Also the songs by Pqaul Williams are just top notch

2.The Muppet Movie

The one that started it all,a heartwarming story about a bunch of weirdos coming together in pursuit of a dream,its sweet,its funny ,Paul Williams songs are great (Especially Im Going to Go Back There Some Day and Rainbow Connection),theres some fun cameos (Mel Brooks steals the show ) and Charles Durning gives an underrated performance as a psychotic fast food mogul

1.Muppet Treasure Island

This....WAs one of the first movies I ever saw,and I have never stopped loving it .The muppet mayhem is funny(DEad Toms Dead always gets me ),its exciting ,the songs are all top notch ,and it has the best human cast with Kevin Bishop as the adventurous young Jim .Jennifer Saunders asa bombastic Inn owner,Billy Connolly as old drunkn pirate Billy Bones and the legend himself Tim Curry hamming it up as the villainous Long John Silver in perhaps his greatest performance ,cause he is equally great with the comedy as he is at delivering tender softer moments with Jim as a sort of surrogate father

@amalthea9 @angelixgutz @theancientvaleofsoulmaking @ariel-seagull-wings @themousefromfantasyland @the-blue-fairie @princesssarisa @greektragedydaddy @filmcityworld1

[secret-side-hetalia-blog]

Yall idk if i can like even physically express how much i love the stupid characters in hetalia,

(Long ramble abt characters i love)

Like. Italy is so. Stupid(/pos) and its so fuckinb endearing, and like. I dont like the dub bc of, like reasons, but hes probably the best part of it when i do watch it. Im on the beautiful world and his stupid dancing in the credits is. I love this man. Hes so fucking stupid. Gah!!!!! And just the way he. Like when hes walking with germany and japan and he has is arms out walking like an animal crossing character, or like sways back and forth when he talks to hungary. Hes so fucking cute.

And like. America is also really dumb, but hes trying his best and its so cute, like. Hero club, that time he put a burger on englands head to make him feel better because he had a cold. The like mochi version of him talking is. Adorable honestly. Hes also probably one of the better parts of the dub, more specifically episode 2, when russia attacks him n hes like "dude the cold wars over!!!!" Achb!!!!!!!!!! I love him. And he and russia cannonically (in the dub) having a safe word is fun too. I love him. Adghhggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And denmark!!!!! Like. Yeah i just met him more or less but hes also stupid and i love him. I cant say much ive only seen him like. Technically twice. I think. I watched the dub cause i was busy and i think it was den and swed attacking russia that one time. I like russia a lot tho so that does take away points from him but hes stupid so its okay.

Fucking, prussia!!!! hes so stupid, but like not really. Hes stupid but hes also like. Just a guy, like he cares abt his brother, that one scene in World Series with him nd hungary, like hes a guy that exists. But then also we see music club and he is destroying it on that broom its so stupid and i love him oh my god. I am not normal, hi.

Russia isnt stupid but i love him lots too. Hes, more oblivious than anything i think. When i was younger, i like. Copied him so hard, he was my favourite character. My dad made me like a pvc magic metal pipe of pain for my shitty cosplay i had of him. I really like russia. :3

Also while im thinking abt this episode, the dub is funnier specifically with canadas club. just coming from a Canadian.

[misoshio]

Skip to Loafer Anime Episode 1, Part 1 - Thoughts and more thoughts? (Part 2/3)

Here is Part 1 of my Part 1 LOL

NOTE: these posts do contain manga spoilers/ spoilers to episode 1 of the anime

6. Nao's Introduction

When I was looking at my side by side comparison with the anime to the manga, I was REALLY surprised to see that THIS was a difference. Where in the anime, Mitsumi says something along the lines of “Nao is my dad’s sibling”, I was really surprised that the manga translation introduces Nao as Mistumi’s dad’s younger “brother.” I’m really glad for this change, because character-wise it just makes SOOOOO much more sense that Mitsumi would use a gender-neutral term in her perspective that introduces Nao to all of us.

When I was looking at two translations that are up on mangadex, I noticed that one had brother italicized, while the other doesn’t HM. Not too sure which one is the official one, but the italicized brother does give a different meaning than the one that isn't!

I’m really curious as to what the original Japanese translates to in the intro of Nao, and would love a confirmation as to what the official english release translation of it was if anyone can send me any info in regards to that!

Edit as of: Fri, April 7, 2023~

The lovely Millie on discord has let me know that the official english release translation is true to Nao's identity! Millie has also provided me with a photo - thank you Millie :))) So that's awesome for me to see that Nao's intro really isn't a change from the manga to the anime.

I'm still curious as to what the Japanese official manga translation is/ what the dialogue actually translate to in the anime, cause I think that'd give me far more context as to how the intro of Nao is adapted in the anime being introduced as "Nao is my dad's sibling", so if anyone has any info on that, I'm all ears and would love to know :)

Edit as of Friday, May 12th, 2023

The wonderful @li-changge has kindly explained the original Japanese translation. Please refer to the replies in this post :)))

7. Cute and cuter! Animals are the best.

I just thought it was so cute how we can see more of Mistumi’s lock screen in the anime! Honestly, I completely missed this when reading the manga

8. More Cherry Blossoms - they're falling for me, and I'm falling for them even more than I already am!

More cherry blossom action, but what’s cool is in the anime, we actually see it in action - LOL I love seeing anime doing its anime thing, but that's too bad in my screenshot.. you don't see any of the anime thing, so this is your sign to watch the episode again

9. Huh? She's stuck to it.

I love how we get to hear the little “huh?” that Shima does! In the manga, it seems more so that Shima notices Mitsumi, with no spoken reaction!

Also, in this sequence of “girl stuck on the wall” we literally see a crowd part before we see MItsumi which i think only adds to the humour of this moment. Also, hearing the characters say these lines and how the voice actors have delivered them so freakin' well only makes the dialogue of Shima and Mukai even funnier HAHA

10. Sound Rolling, Camera Speeding, Me Laughing

These moments were SO great to me on all senses - sound, visuals, my stomach muscles moving so I could ha ha ha

First of all, whatever gurgling sound mitsumi is doing in this moment made me topple over LOL

and then the moment of reveal when mitsumi looks at shima for the first time with the sound effects? Also, the anime throughout has SUCH a great use of realism and when to really exaggerate the dramatics which only makes things all the more funnier - and this moment before mitsumi turns, then having that bg music hit and the visual background turn dark, and then close up of that eye  is one example of this anime’s great use of realism vs. heightened realism for effect 

11. This Mitsumi Face

We get to see more of droopy mitsumi face in the anime and i’m here for it! This chibi-guilty face rocks my world and i’m very happy we get to see it, as it’s not really clear in the manga

12. A little mix and match

This next moment, the anime and manga actually swapped/combined together some visuals from different moments and put them in one and the way they used it imo is really cool!

In the manga, mitsumi has this post-train ride reflection moment. For the first time, it happens right before she meets shima

and the anime plays each sequence out in its own scene.

Then later, after they got off the train and shima asks mitsumi if she wants to run to school, mitsumi’s has her post-train ride reflection a second time. In the manga, it looks like this:

but in the anime, we just stay on her face

i think what’s cool with this choice of using the different vignette scenes only during the very first post-train ride relfection - the being lost, being in the wave of people, etc. is that with the funny bg music, the added visuals only make it more funny.

Then by having her second reflection only focused on her face with no background music at all, really makes us feel like she’s reflecting on what happened in a different way, with more seriousness, and more gravity, and we can feel that through the simplicity of just looking at her, no sounds aside for her inner thoughts

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[theoncomingdoo-dah]

Episode 1.4 Aliens of London

so no one cares but I started watching breaking bad today. I have never seen it so this is my first exposure. it's really damn good so far.

ANYWAYS I remember really liking this episode! Let's go!

Nine just cheesing when Rose is walking off to see her mum.

Also the music starts off so sentimental to just distort and waver down when the 'missing' poster is in shot

And the PANIK in Nines face when he sees the poster.

Also love the face when he says "not 12 hours, it's 12 months. Sorry.' like whoopsie!

BAD WOLF MENTIONED (Like BIG TIME ITS THERE ON THE TARDIS)

Jackie is such a mom. That is a compliment. She's written so believably, like yeah, my mom would go off on me like that too. Holy shit.

And poor Nine. He's just standing there. Soooo awkward. He really just can't do domestics.

The utter offense Rose and Nine get when the officer asks if what's between them is a sexual thing. Not yet dude, they're still figuring things out.

"How old are you then? 40? 45?" Nines face like nope, not even

"STITCH THIS MATE" we stan Jackie Tyler in this house.

Rose's face during this whole thing...she's been here before. Absolutely.

Any scene with Rose and Jackie hits me hard because it reminds me of me and my mom. I'm an only child, just like Rose. I'm my moms baby. At one point, it was just me and her. And honestly I could see my mom acting just like Jackie does in this situation.

"I don't do families." Sure, Jan.

Remember when I said Nine and Rose can't stay mad at each other? Stays true in this interaction. Rose goes from saying "You're so useless..." to Nine to laughing at his jokes.

"Your face!" "It hurts!" "You're so gay!" Just, them. Being them. I love them.

Of course the spaceship hits Big Ben. This is Doctor Who after all.

FANTASTIC

"I'm so glad we got you." 🙄

Another scene that puts Nine waaaaay out of his element. Back at the Tyler's flat with all their friends. He just looks so uncomfortable.

and where's he's wrestling the remote away from the little boy pffft

HARRIET JONES THERE SHE IS

Yes the fart jokes are terrible but I'm also a child and I think they're great and the fact that they actually give a reason for why it happens is pretty great and makes it even funnier

tbh I'd take fart jokes over awkwardly written innuendo any day

"It's just a bit human in there for me." He doesn't even sound disgusted when he speaks, more unnerved? Stressed? Aww.

And the utter JOY he has over the human race actually evolving and changing is wonderful! the fact that he doesn't want to interfere because he wants it to happen naturally!

"TARDIS key." more like "We're moving in together. My home is now your home." Everytime it happens, it's wonderful.

Rose looks all giddy with the key in her hand. 🥹

ELLO E.T

"DOCTAAAAAAAH-!" *CRASH!*

"Damn, you've seen through my cunning plan." The fucking delivery of this line xD

NINE SHUSHING THE SCREWDRIVER. it's such a small scene but I freaking love it

Then walking in on the soliders and smiling at their pointed guns. sirrrrrr

BUT THEN FOLLOW HIM WHEN HE SOUNDS LIKE HE KNOWS WHAT HES TALKING ABOUT

The genuine hurt when they shoot the pig alien. God I love nine. 🥺

"I'm shaking my BOOTY." It's so cheesy and stupid I love it

Seriously, The Slitheen are great. Goofy mother fuckers but when it comes down to brass tacks they are ruthless and terrifying. Those are the best kind of DW baddies.

Honestly, Mickey is justified in how he feels. Accused over and over of killing your girlfriend.

"He's not my boyfriend, Mickey! He's better than that. He's much more important." Yeah I'm completely normal about this line.

"Ricky"

"Think you know your own name, how stupid are you?" NINE CHILL

He's honestly such a twit to Mickey but it's too funny I'm sorry

God you can just see the cracks in Mickey and Rose's relationship. And they weren't caused by the Doctor. They were always there. :(

"I had a wife, mistress and a young farmer." "God I was busy." Jesus Christ.

eeeeyyyy it's UNIT.

"Take me to your leader!"

And then the car ride banter. And him waving at the press!! Sir I just love you so much

"Lloyd George used to drink me under the table." See this is funny because the Doctor really doesn't drink. At all. Each time they've tasted alcohol it makes them gag.

AND HOW INSISTENT HE IS THAT ROSE STAYS WITH HIM GAAAAAH

Look at Rose being all capable without the Doctor around! Looking around for alien technology with Harriet! She's so amazing I love her

"Excuse me, you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?" Iconic.

Maybe I'm immune to bad CG because this isn't even that terrible?

ngl though these costumes are pretty damn sweet.

Conclusion:

Yeah this episode is still a banger. still a big fan of the Slitheen. not my favorite alien in DW (that would probably be the Ood. I miss the Ood...)

I'll be watching WW3 tomorrow probably. Night!

[animationstoriestochill]

The Pink Phink (1964)

From a cameo to a star

I don’t know if this is just me but when growing up my father had a lot and I do mean a lot of DVDs and Cassettes so that meant he had anything and everything from the titanic to Dora the explorer. And one thing common during the DVDs era was to release DvDs that was just a compilation of cartoons and I can’t lie I thought through most of my childhood that those films were of my era not older (I’m looking at you Santa’s workshop and Lonesome Ghosts) why is that important? Because that brings me to this diva.

I LOVED Pink Panther as a kid, I would watch this cartoons a lot, way too much in fact to the point that the theme song is stuck in my head and me remembering how I would watch the Christmas special every single year.

So everyone sit down and be quiet cause today we’re talking about him.

This is the story of The Pink Phink, the beginning of a cultural icon.

The origin

Okey so if I asked someone “Have you watched The Pink Panthern” most of them would immediately think of the cartoon, not the movie

Wait there’s a movie?

That’s right, your favorite diva from the golden age of animation was not a character but quite literally the opening of a movie.

In 1963, the movie “The Pink Panther” was released to the public. This was a comedic mystery film where a Princess has the infamous gem called “The Pink Panther” and there’s a lot of people who want this gem. The government of her country of birth (yes I know that’s weird but I ain’t explaining the whole story) and a thief called “The phantom” also wants to steal it. Jeez why is everything starting with the, might as well bring out The Phantom Thieves at least they could’ve gotten the gem.

Anyways what’s important is that the movie had a unique intro and that intro was the origin of the Pink Panther. Confused? Good cause things will get even more confusing down the line.

For the sake of simplicity I will say Pink Panther when referring to the character and Pink gem for the movie

So after the movie was released it became a success but not for the reasons you think. You see many people would go back and buy tickets just to see Pink Panther aka the intro and then just leave, people loved the pink panther, they loved the intro, they loved the charisma and sass the pink panther had. What a shame that it isn’t a carto-

The Pink Phink

“Ask and you shall receive” said Friz Frleng the director of the short when starting its production(probably)

And so on December 6, 1963 the short film was released in the United States alongside the movie “Kiss me, Stupid”. So let’s see what kind of shenanigans goes down on this film.

This 6 minute film can be summarised in one sentence: this is basically you're average Splatoon match

but for those you do not play Splatoon, first of all how dare you, but secondly in this short film a guy names "Little Man" is trying to paint a house with the color blue while Pink Panthern is trying to paint it pink obviously.

From a story standpoint it's very funny but in terms of technical standpoint it's even funnier just how much the team got away with things.

Remember our good pals UPA? Well because UPA made it posible to shorts to focus more on the animation than background, The Pink Phink quite literally said f**k the background, no really there was only one artist that worked on the background (Tom O'Loughlin). Look at the entire film again and you will see that most of it is just a white/blue/pink background and the house at then end of the scene? It's simple in terms of design and it only shows up fora couple of seconds not even a minute.

Speaking of the colors that is also a funny cheap way to save money, having a limited pallet makes it not only easier to paint (remember how technicolor works and how artists had to paint frame by frame?) but also you can just save time because you don't worry to have the same shade of green you used for 3 seconds, it's actually genius.

The cherry on top? The music of course. It's just a loop of the theme Henry Mancini composed for the intro for the movie which ironically became known as the theme song for the Pink Panthern.

and so the rest is history as many would say. The Pink Phink became a massive success and it won an Academy Award for best animated film and Pink Panthern became a cultural icon both for the animation community and the queer community.

And that is the story of our diva the Pink panthern

Until Next time

and Remember Another day another slayyyyyy

[cacoetheswriting]

Hello, hope you're having a good day! I'm not sure if you're taking requests but if you're, could it be possible for you to do one where Eddie has to take care of the reader cause she is drunk af and while he does it, she starts open up about how she can't understand why he would even be with her and how he deserves soso much better than her. Basically angst with a sweet ending;; I'm sorry for this if you're not taking requests tho.

hey, anon! thank you & i hope you're having a good day too <3

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pairing: eddie munson x fem!reader word count: 1.2k warnings: established relationship, adult language, alcohol consumption, use of pet names, (sweetheart), talk of self-doubt / insecurities, bad communication, a little angsty, a little fluffy - unedited - pls let me know if i missed anything!

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The drinks keep coming and you keep accepting them until you can barely stand. With every sip of alcohol that burns down your throat, the jokes seem funnier while the music gets louder. Your head is spinning out of control but you are finally confident enough to dance freely. For once, you feel pretty and cool. 

This was a fun idea, the party. You were hesitant at first since high school get-togethers weren’t usually your thing, but Robin nagged and nagged, promising you the time of your life, until you finally said yes. 

And now, as you tumble towards the kitchen, spilling what is left of your current drink all over the floor, you think to thank Robin in the morning for dragging you out.

“Having fun?” Nancy slurs her words as she leans against the fridge.

“The most fun,” you answer, slightly bopping your head.

She smiles. “And where’s that boyfriend of yours? I never see him at these parties.”

“Oh, he—” you hiccup, suddenly feeling nauseous, “— Eddie, this isn’t really his scene.”

Nancy raises a brow. “That’s actually surprising,” she says as she refills her cup and disappears back into the party.

Sighing, you place your own glass down in the overflowing sink and approach the phone. Your hands begin to shake as you unscramble your drunken thoughts in search for a certain phone number. You blame the alcohol, and Nancy a little too, as you wrap the cord around your wrist and place the speaker to your ear. 

“Hello?” Eddie answers. You instantly detect concern in his voice, and possibly a little annoyance since it is two o’clock in the morning.

“Hey,” you exhale, “can you come pick me up, please?”

At your request, like a knight in shining armour, it doesn’t take the metalhead long to arrive. He finds you sitting on the front steps of Harrington’s place, your head leaning heavily against the railing, half-asleep.

“What the hell, sweetheart?” Eddie’s seems horrified and with very good reason as you aren’t usually the type of person to get yourself in such a state. 

He manages to help you up on your feet. He then snakes your right arm around his shoulders, intertwining your fingers together, while his free arm makes its way behind your back, his hand holding you in place just underneath your armpit. 

“What were you thinking?” Eddie asks while the two of you stumble slowly to his van.

“I wasn’t,” you answer honestly with a little hiccup, “I’m sorry, Eds.” 

The leather clad teen sighs. He helps you into the vehicle’s passenger seat and fastens your seatbelt. Your head falls back against the seat and you close your eyes. The world is still spinning but you feel safe now. 

Eddie looks at you for a second. He lifts his hand to gently caress your cheek before placing a kiss to your forehead. You hum underneath him, eyes still closed.

He proceeds to close the door shut and jogs around his van to hop behind the wheel. 

“Let’s get you home, sweetheart.” Eddie exhales without looking at you and starts the engine.

“I don’t wanna go home,” you protest quietly, “Take me to the trailer.” 

Eddie doesn’t argue. Partially because he knows there is no point as you’d win anyway — even in the inebriated state you are in right now, you always win — and partially because he wants to be the one to tuck you into bed.

There was no denying things between you two have been rocky for some time now and Eddie would be a fool to deny he wasn’t the reason why. 

Graduation was fast approaching and you would be leaving him behind. It was unfair to hold that against you, he was aware, but he still couldn’t help it because while you went off to college, he would be stuck in this shitty town all alone.

Of course you promised over and over how nothing would change, but Eddie wasn’t stupid, he knew change was guaranteed. So in the last couple of weeks, to get used to not having you around, he isolated himself.

And because communication was never something the two of you were good at, you let him be, no questions asked. Although, with every passing day, you were lost more and more in your own head. Thinking things were better this way, he liked them better this way. Thinking he didn’t need you. His life was better without you.

Both in the wrong, neither willing to admit it.

Within what feels like ten minutes, the trailer comes into view. 

Eddie helps you inside. While he grabs you a glass of water, you toddle towards his bedroom and scramble on top of his duvet. The first thought that crossed your mind is how the bed feels more comfortable than you remember it being. After all, it’s been a while since you were last here.

You try to kick off your shoes. When that doesn’t work, you try and sit up to take them off but your world is spinning again so all you can do is sigh heavily, heels heavy around your ankles like shackles.

“Let me help you,” Eddie states, concerned as he walks into the room. He places the glass of water on the bedside table and sits down beside you. Gently, he settles your legs over his lap and with very little effort, drops the heels to the floor. 

“Is that better?” 

You nod and smile sheepishly. “My hero.” 

Eddie returns the expression. He watches silently as you shift positions on the bed, making yourself comfortable. He’s back to his feet now and as he covers you with a blanket, your eyes close.

“Get some sleep, baby.”

He’s about to walk out of the room when you mumble: “I’m sorry I haven’t been the best girlfriend lately.”.

The statement causes him to halt and he hovers in his spot for a moment unsure whether you meant for him to hear that, unsure whether he should respond. But then, before he even gets a chance to organise his thoughts, you continue.

“I thought giving you some space was the right thing to do,” you admit without looking at him, “Now I think space was the last thing you needed because you’ve never felt more distant, and I guess, well, I guess I just don’t understand why you’re still with me.”

Running a hand through his locks, feeling guilty as fuck, Eddie is quick to sit on the free side of the bed. Sniffling, you turn your body towards his and snuggle your head into his chest as you wrap one arm around his torso.

“If anything, I’m sorry I haven’t been the best boyfriend,” Eddie exhales, sheathing an arm around your shoulder and with the other, gabbing your hand. “I sorta pushed you away without giving you a real reason.”

He starts rubbing soothing circles into your wrist using his thumb and a soft sigh escapes your lips..

“Guess we need to learn to express how we’re feeling, huh?”

Eddie chuckles. “Yeah, but not right now,” he says and kisses the top of your head. “Now you need to sleep off the alcohol you consumed.”

You nod against him and as you drift asleep, you can hear Eddie whisper: “I’m right here, sweetheart. Always.”.

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[dylanmunson]

Summary :  room full of hawkin high seniors, red solo cups filled with whatever alcohol is going round, beer pong in the centre of the kitchen. Two little lost sheepies meet. 

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 You walked into the house and were hit with the smell of sickly sweet alcohol and weed. It was a Friday evening in Hawkins and the night was just getting started, seniors floating round with red solo cups filled with whatever alcohol they could get their hands on and then some. 

You walk into the kitchen finding some people you know from one of your classes, to be honest these things were your type of thing however you needed an escape and alcohol didnt seem like a bad idea, so here you were standing in one of the popular guys kitchen, in a baggy band tee you had stolen from your father, fish nets and your doc martins, you grab a cup and fill it with some of the drink that is laying upon the counter. The first sip burning your throat and already slightly going to your head, with little sleep youve had recently and not grabbing dinner before coming here it was going to happen. 

You sigh and make your way into the garden, where the music is quieter and you notice some of the more out there kids at Hawkins high. 

You grin seeing Gareth, you guys had been paired together in science, he was a sweet guy, you walk over to him smiling 'hey gareth' he chuckles 'hey y/n what brings you here' you shrug taking another sip of your drink, he nods not completely knowing why he's there either. 

He had just followed Eddie here, Eddie saying he needed some company as this was gonna be a big hit, he had new supplies to sell and to be fair with you Eddie didnt want to just turn up alone regardless of the deals he was doing. 

You notice some of the other Hellfire boys sitting around in a circle with a beer can in hand, you grin sitting against the chair gareth was on, listening in on the conversation. 

'How do we plan on winning this campaign' one of them sighs taking a swig of his beer, they shrug 'well you could yano just stab the bad guy with a sword' you shrug, all the boys look at you 'excuse me?' Jeff says 'You wanna end the guy right?' you mumble your drink becoming more interesting then the boys 'well yeah but' 'but the lady has a point' you hear another voice chuckle, you look up to be met by an Eddie Munson looking at you 'i mean i uh-' you stutter out 'we could work our way round to that to be honest' Gareth grins throwing his now empty can into the bin. 

'i mean there would have to be some build up and a little more then just a stab of a sword but' he chuckles looking at you, you grin shrugging 'honestly ignore me' you smile going a little red looking down, the topic let go off shortly after that. 

The hellfire boys now smoking some, gareth passing it to you. You look at the joint and quickly pass it to the dude next to you, Noah you think his name is, nobody really paying attention to the fact you passed it on without taking a hit. 'Its not gonna hurt ya princess' Eddie chuckles sitting in between you and Gareth. 

You nod 'i know i just' you shrug 'just what?' he grins looking down at you 'i just' you chuckle, the alcohol in your system, making everything 10x more funnier. 'i dunno how to smoke' you giggle, eddie grins bitting his bottom lip, 'thats ok' he grins taking the joint 'watch' he grins, showing you how to do it. 

You nod watching him, the joint placed in between his lips as he draws in a smoke, holding it for a minute before releasing the smoke, 'wanna try' he grins passing you the joint, you grin nodding. You try to copy his actions but fail, resulting in your having a mini coughing fit, causing all the boys to laugh. 'Hey' Eddie shouts rolling his eyes, to which all the boys stop and go back to their own little conversation, some even getting up to get more beers. 

'How about we try this sweetheart' he chuckles taking the joint in between his lips again 'open' he mumbles, eyes on your lips as he cups your face with one hand, you nod slightly opening your mouth as he takes another drag, before dropping it to the floor stamping on it with his foot. He takes your face into his hands and blows the smoke into your mouth. 

The smoke runs up your nose and in your mouth, you dont cough half as bad as you did when you did it, you grin at eddie, who still has your face cupped in his hands 'yeah' you grin feeling all the substances mixing, the alcohol and second hand smoke all running through your system. A giggly mess as you look up at Eddie, his eyes on you the whole time. 

'yeah?' he chuckles making your foreheads touch 'yeah' you grin, your lips ghosting over his, his eyes getting darker is thats even possible. 'if theres anything else you let me know alright' he says, you nod your head putting your hands over his 'anything?' you grin biting your bottom lip 'anything' he smiles kissing your nose. 

[mythicalninjas]

Hey would you do one where the turtles are friends with a girl who’s a total sweetheart and down to earth.. but also loaded. She’s got money coming out of her pores. They think it’s gonna be another dull Christmas in the lair. But one night after a patrol they come back to the lair decorated for the holidays, a spread of food and baked sweets and the girl waiting with gifts. She wanted to make their holiday extra special and fun with hours of video games and music cause she loves her boys and wants them to finally enjoy a Christmas

My first Christmas ask 🎄❤ Sorry if I got your request after the holidays. Hope you like it!

Rate: SFW, Friendship, family. Bay.TMNT x Fem!Reader.

White smooth mat of snow cover every spot of the most known isle in the world, its streets and buildings decorated with hundred twinkle lights over the squares. The cold breeze of Winter travels along the skyscrapers producing a melody whistle and giving Manhattan a calm vibe for Christmas night.

Heavy steps and thuds echoed through the open space on the roofs, the small group of mutant turtles had just an calm night patrol which they feel relived for. Normally in holidays night there're no assaults or slays as they have noticed throughout their years of experience outside underground world.

"I think it's time to go home." Leo commented, heading to the edge and ran his blue eyes along the view down there on streets. "Today we hadn't assholes to kick on."

Raphael joined his eldest brother, looking at the same spot as him "Do ya think it is safe to leave now? What if an idiot decides to make bullshit after our leaving?" He questioned.

"We've been outside for 5 to 6 hours straight, Raph. And we haven't witnessed any criminality yet. Tonight is very quiet."

"Thank God. That's means we can go home now!" Mikey said eargly as walks at Donnie, who was searching and checking for any more signals around with his wrist hologram, his three-fingered hand flying and typing over the hologram screen. "Everything seems normal, for now." Donnie continued "I do risk to say we would lose time if we continue searching for criminals. There's nothing but people celebrating out there."

"Hear? Let's go home! Let's have a good Christmas time." Mikey made quick little jumps, waiting for Leo's decision. The leader glanced at each brother, taking mental notes to get on a conclusion about leaving or staying. For years in their lives they've spent holidays outside to take care of the city and its citizens. It's their job. But they have the right of enjoying a great moment with each other, with their father, with their humans friends. It's not a bad idea to end the patrol and go home.

Mikey's Cat in Boots eyes made Leo melt. ''All right. Let's go home, guys.''

Three excited voices commemorated together, making Leo smile.

☆☆☆☆☆

"Do you think they are going to like it, though?" You asked April while helps to set the final light sparkles above the lower part of the Christmas tree. The brunette lets out a satisfying giggle "I'm pretty sure they will."

You took a step back to admire the decoration you've been working on. It's shiny and stunning, perfect for holidays. You smiled "I do hope." The mouthwatering smell of food caught your nostrils, making your stomach growls. You turned, facing the main table covered with a beautiful patterned tablecloth with christmas illustrations, and various food options spreaded along it. A tender smile curled over your lips.

April walked by and headed to Mikey and Raph's room space ''I'm going to get the games ready for later.''

''Got it. I'll check if I got all drinks required for tonight.''

They deserve it. The heroes of New York—of the world—deserve it. It's sad knowing that their all hard work is not recognized; the heroism and dedication for the people, and for their home. Tonight is going to be different. Different and funnier than the Key of The City Cerimony. Tonight the mutant brothers will have the best holidays night they've ever had.

"Hot Chocolate, Orange Crush, Coca-Cola, other sodas..." You murmmured to yourself as confirm the various drinks "Perfect!" You yelped.

Four teenager voices echoed from the main entrance, startling you from your drink-counting business. Already? Aren't they supposed to be on patrol? They should not be back now. You quickly ran your eyes around, assuring that everything was in great conditions.

Everything good.

"Wait. Are ya'll smelling this?" Mikey asked.

Raph slowed his walk to sniff the air, a wonderful baked food smell invaded his nostrils. "Oh. It smells good. Who is cookin?"

"Master Splinter?"

Leo, who was walking in the front, turned "No. Dad don't usually cook in the middle of the night. Also, what we are smelling seems to be heavy food. Master don't eat much heavy ones."

Donnie gasped as soon as had a glimpse of familiar lights in the Lair. "Guys... If it's not Splinter, then who is-".

The brothers stand side by side, wondering their eyes around the just decorated environment. Is it a dream? Are they in their real home?

"Merry Christmas, guys!" You grinned while headed to where their gifts are setted. April soon appearing from Mikey and Raph's room space with their video game on her hands toward the TV space, right beside the waterfall. "Oh! Merry Christmas, boys!" She greeted.

Leonardo stepped foward, and started to walk at you as look at April on the other side of the waterfall, conecting the video game to the eletronical stuff. "Did you... Did you do all of this?..." He asked softly, you are sure of seeing his eyes watering a bit. You knew he got emotional.

You nodded. "Me, April and Master Splinter did."

Mikey ran by his eldest brother and hugged you strongly, lifting you from the ground and spinning. "Dudette. This is more than wonderful! Thank you!"

"Y-You're-" You gasped to take some air "Welcome".

Donnie's jaw dropped, even his computer station is decorated! He brought his closed fist above his mouth and huffed a surprised laugh. "Hoho! This is awesome!"

It seems impossible, but Raph's heart melted. He composed himself to not show his vulnerability. "This is... Um..."

"Mikey. Put Y/N down. You're chocking her."

Finally you could breathe again "Thanks, Leo. And your welcome guys, you all deserve it." You took another deep breathe, and smirked. "But is not me who should to be thanked only." You pointed your eyes at April, and toward where Master Splinter currently is.

Mikey shared a devil smile with Raph, who just nodded. Both brothers turned and walked slowly at April. Mikey signed with his thick finger. "Come here. We want to give you our thanks."

April's eyes went wide. "Y-You're welcome!" She stumbbled over some stuff on the ground as walk away from them. Mikey suddenly action took the reporter out of guard, warping his muscled arms around her and sqyeeshing her in his arms. "A 'Thank You' hug!" Raph shouted.

Donnie leaned at Leo "Do you think we should do it with Master?".

Leo gulped. "Master would kick out asses if we do it with him. A soft hug is enough."

Donnie smiled. "Y/N, what you did is... I have no words to describe how surprised and emotioned I am."

"I'll take Donnie's words as mine." Leo said, placing his hand over your shoulder, making you blushing. "Anytime, guys. I wanted to make you all feel happy and proud. Proud of yourselves. Everything you did and do for this city and citizens could not be reward on utmost. This is my, and April and Master's, care for you. If I could do more for you, I would."

Leo pulled you for another hug, this time without take the air off from your lungs. Donnie sniffed "Don't make me cry, for Gods sake."

You giggled, reaching out to the tall terrapin and joining him in the hug.

"Alright, enough! I can't breathe!" April protested, releasing from Mikey and Raph's bear hug. The both mutants laughed, punching their fists against each other. GASP. "Wait! No way!" Mikey expressed, locking his eyes at the plataform in the middle of the Lair, covered with gifts. "ARE THOSE GIFTS?"

"Yep! All for ya'll!" You announced, watching the younger brother running on light speed to the stack of gifts. "Chill out. There's enough for everyone.''

''Hey! Don't take all just for you!'' Raph objected, but soon a smile drew his lips when a red-packed gift called his attention. He picked it up, reading ''From: Y/N, to: Raph.'' His cheeks warmed.

All the boys gathered their related gifts, you started to take a mental picture of them as children opening their gifts. Your heart shined.

''Oh.'' Raph expressed, his eyes cathing others left gifts ''There's more.''

''These are for April and Splinter.'' You smiled.

April gaped. ''Hey! I didn't know I would get gifts as well.''

You approached at April and placed an arm around her shoulders ''Do you think I would forget you? Hell, no!''.

Mikey grinned, very happy for his crush and father earn gifts, but then his face droped sadly. ''But... And you, Y/N?''

You looked at Mikey, confused. ''What?''

He tilted his head. ''You're the only one who didn't get gifts.''

''Oh, It's okay. Being here, spending the holidays with you is what matter.''

A familiar shape you thought to see out of the corner of your eye made you glance toward the other side of the Lair. Master Splinter was there, standing, a proud smile on his face as smooth his long beard. He's not very a ''party man'' sociable, but when it's about a special celebration, he'll participate without hesitation. With people he most love. The old rat headed to his family, ripping happiness sounds from his sons and April. You grinned, stretching your hand to him, blissfull for see him with you all.

Merry Christmas. 🎄💙❤🧡💜

[ravenadottir]

How do the LIs have MC saved in their phone contacts?

-💫

can i add a couple of the friends’ too?

bobby. i know what you're thinking, "boo". it's not, not unless it's halloween, with a little 👻 on its side. "cupcake 🧁" if it's not cupcake, i'll retire.

carl. i struggled really hard to find something and that's because... carl is not really playful or have lots of inside jokes. he's already having to get used to calling the girl 'babe', so i reckon that's definitely what he wrote down as her name in his phone, but it's super awkward, like in all caps "BABE" and no emoji, because he's trying his best but it doesn't come naturally to him. he's just getting the hang of memes now, there's a tough road ahead.

chelsea. "the wine". and mc has hers as "🥂"

elisa. "beebee" a pun with babe and bees. say what you want nothing changes my mind that elisa digs puns and is particularly dorky when in love.

gary. he can be sweet sure, but he's probably calling her "dinosaur" so he can piss her off lol i would like to think he would also use "mate" but with a heart, because they call each other mate all the time in the villa.

hannah. am i too hannah if i say it's the name of her favorite character at the moment? like, if she's reading 'pride and prejudice' mc would be "mr. darcy" in her contact list, even though they never had that arc. does that make sense? 'cause she talks about the great gatsby at prom and like... that doesn't make much sense either.

henrik. i have a strong feeling it's gonna be either his favorite place or favorite animal that mc resembles the feeling of, like "mountain pillar" because it was breathtaking, or "chipmunk" because it's so adorable.

hope. things that absolutely elevate mc, like "favorite". or if you're really close, "sister". and her actual sisters have their real names in there lol

ibrahim. definitely super hero stuff, probably from violet man. since we didn't get the full scoop on it, i'mma say "ultra babe" or something in that genre. very cheesy but very sweet.

jakub. mc's full name. he probably is one of those people that have the contacts' full info, like email, address, home number, work number, the whole file. the picture is from her ID lol

kassam. it's musical most of the times, and it changes from moment to moment, all of them are to either piss her off or elevate her, no in between. it goes from "stairway to heaven 🎶" to "baby shark 🎶" real fucking quickly.

lottie. i wrote "it depends on the horoscope" before but like, it got me thinking whether she would go that far. but i do believe lottie would name mc after a goddess or planet, because of how it might be affecting mc's life that week/month. usually "venus" but i do think she would be naming mc "mercury in retrogade to tease her sometimes.

lucas. he wouldn't be the type to use anything too sugary but that's the surprising bit. one day he loses his phone at home and mc calls it and sees on the screen something sweet like "babe" or "love" and he rolls his eyes with "what did you expect? your ID number?" and when she makes fun of him or say "awww" he respond with "alright, don't make a big deal out of it..." but can't help a smile.

marisol. mc's name, but with a heart next to it. we know she doesn't dig pet names and that's not changing after the villa, but i believe she puts some sugar on it.

noah. it changes depending on what he's currently reading. i think he likes using places and animals, like henrik, although it's not about the feeling, but how interesting they are. like, if he reads about a particular cute salamander, then "salamander" will be her contact name until the next article.

priya. she changes it constantly, mostly to make mc laugh, so it's things like "hot ass", "dem tiddies" or "daddy". things that would be cringey if she wasn't kidding, basically. the cringier the funnier to her.

[r0ck29]

Now nobody asked for this but I’m going to do it anyway.

Includes: Katsuki Bakugou, Eijiro Kirishima, Denki Kaminari, Hanta Sero, and Mina Ashido

Warnings: fluff, mentions of sex, mentions of oral sex, kissing, and just dumb funny shit

MHA as Stoners

Katsuki Bakugou

It varies how fast he gets high, but his favorite way to smoke is with a simple joint

Okay this man will refuse to do any at first

But eventually will give in after the rest of the Bakusquad convinces him

(Though he will say “whatever I’ll do it”)

After the first smoke sesh with the squad he began to enjoy it more so he now does it more often.

If you are with him, he will either have a hard time being around her or will want to be next to you the whole time.

If you hold him he will act nonchalant but inside he will be exploding (no pun intended)

He will do his best to cuddle without making you uncomfortable.

He will get the munchies bad and insist you come with him to get more snacks every thirty minutes

He is much more open with his feelings and willing to talk more without yelling

He calms down a lot

He will show much more affection to you around people than he normally does.

Cuddling, kissing, squeezing, biting the whole PDA shabang.

He will not give two shits what everyone else thinks.

And when he finally has you alone, that’s when it gets a little hot and heavy. 👀

And he doesn’t even mean to.

Not that you’re complaining. ✌️

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Katsuki’s hands snaked their way around your waist and his face found a home in the crook of your neck.

“You know, if you want to cuddle, you could just say so,” you stated, resting your hand on his locked arms. He let out a soft groan against your skin. His breathing was slow and his eyes foggy. He squeezed you tighter and moved his hands to intertwine them with yours. His heavy eyes looked up and around the room meeting with everyone else’s eyes.

“You're touchy tonight,” Sero snickered, taking another hit off the joint that currently sat, squished in between his fingers.

Katsuki did nothing but roll his eyes and squeezed your fingers. He placed his mouth closer to your ear, his breath just tickling your ear lobe. Suddenly his teeth began to nibble on your ear, sending shivers down your arms, evident with the goosebumps now arise on your delicate skin.

“What do you say that we go to my room, I want you, ” his voice was low and husky. His fingers released from yours and fiddled the hem of your clothing and caressed your soft skin. His teeth began to but harder, causing you to gasp. He then continued to nibble slowly moving to your neck. How could you say no?

Eijiro Kirishima

It doesn't take very much to get him high so his favorite way to smoke is with a dab pen

Now usually this baby boy is sweet and manly

But when he's been smoking he gets VERY hungry

Like he will eat the entire kitchen.

He will space out a lot but will still listen to you if you're trying to talk to him

(or he will try to)

“Wait, what did you say?”

He isn't afraid of PDA either however he will wait till he's in private with you.

(as he should, he's respectful)

You might need to help him to his room

And try not to let him hug you until you're in bed because he will NOT let go until morning.

He is very sentimental and will give the BEST advice

“Babe, will you come to get food with me please🥺?”

“Kiri, you have a whole pint of ice cream, three bags of chips, AND meat buns. You don't need anything else😂”

He would pout omg.

He would fall asleep if you play with his hair in an instant

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Kirishima laid in your lap, and you picked up each piece of his hair and gently let it fall. He had showered and decided on no gel, therefore his hair is silky soft.

“Babe, why did you let me eat so much?” he groaned looking up at you. All you could do was laugh, being high just made everything funnier. He began to pout which ceased your laughter.

“I tried to stop you, but you wouldn't listen, ” you almost began to laugh again. He groaned and held his stomach.

“Next time, don't let me eat so much, ” he squeezed his eyes so much. You continued playing with his hair and smiled at the tired boy.

His eyes began to close and he looked up at you and soon he was out cold.

Denki Kaminari

His favorite way to smoke it with a pipe. Just makes him feel cool and the glass is trippy

Denki is usually very goofy and doesn't take things seriously, but when he's high he gets very philosophical

Like this man will talk about how space is so big and how a fish finds its way home.

Anything that will make you question your existence

He won't even realize what he's talking about until he looks at the rest of the group who is just starting wide-eyed and thinking about their whole existence on earth.

For some reason, he seems smarter than he lets people believe.

If he's with you he will be resting his head in your lap

He will have deep conversations sigh you

He will unknowingly rub small circles on your thighs while he's lost in thought💕

Continues to pick on Bakugou and how he's much different stoned

Usually wants alone time with you afterward, he feels safer when you sleep with him

He likes to be the little spoon

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Denki sat on the bed and leaned against the wall. His eyes studied the ceiling, his mouth slightly agape in a soft smile as he got even more lost in his thoughts. His eyes were almost entirely closed. The hushed murders from the other teens seemed to entirely disappear. The soft music that was also playing just took his mind further into the abyss.

“Hey do you guys think it's crazy that one muscle in your body is the reason you are alive, and if it just decides to quit one day you will just topple over and die?” Denki continued to stare up at the ceiling. The entire room went silent, the only noise was the light music.

“Dude what the fuck, ” sero looked at home from down on the floor. Denki shifted his head to look at the rest of the gang who were all just staring at him.

“What, I'm just saying, ” he shrugged his shoulders. You just looked at him and laughed. That was the most random thing to say and he probably would do it again soon.

“C’mon baby let's get you to bed, ” you grabbed his hand and went out of the room making sure to say goodnight to everyone. One thing was for sure, Denki could not WAIT to be cuddled.

Sero Hanta

This man's the og stoner and will hit a bong over everything else.

When Sero is stoned he makes sure everyone else is having fun

He makes sure everyone is comfortable with what they are doing

If someone doesn't know how to do something, like hit a bong, he will gladly show them

He is a weed mom

The best kind of mom honestly

If someone is paranoid or worried about an adult finding out or getting in trouble, he will try his darn hardest to calm them down

Has the necessities

Carries gum, eye drops, perfume or cologne on him at all times.

Has a pipe on him always

Provides the goods 🌿

Now let me tell you, this man gets HELLA horny when he's stoned

If everyone is settled in and comfortable he will turn his attention to you.

He doesn't even hide it.

“Mi amor, you look beautiful right now”

He will make you so flustered you will have to leave the room.

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“Sero, what are you doing?” you ask as me scoots over to you across the floor. You can't help but laugh. The cheesy grin on his face was everything at the moment. It seemed like you were the only two in the room.

“Just coming over to check on you, mi amor, ”he purred as he placed his finger under your chin to make you look into his eyes. His eyelids were heavy, the red tint covered by a foggy gloss, just made him that much hotter. He blinked slowly and began to inch closer to your lips.

“Sero, ” you breathed out right before gently placed his lips on yours, moving to pull your body impossibly closer to his. His lips worked over yours as you found your rhythm. He pulled away looking up at your eyes from your lips.

He leaned forward again, this time next to your ear so no one else could hear but you.

“I can't wait till everyone leaves so I can finally find out how good you taste.”

Mina Ashido

This girl's favorite way to smoke is a simple joint

She is great at rolling

(cuz she's good with her fingers if you know what I mean)

She is definitely in charge of the music and the vibes it puts off

But will also try and get everyone to go out and do stuff like getting food or to annoy Aizawa.

She also is the person laughing the most

She will laugh at literally anything

Kirishima making jokes about food or how hungry he is, Denki just acting dumb, or getting a rise outta Bakugou, whatever it is she will be laughing

This girl is part of the alphabet mafia and you can't change my mind🏳️‍🌈

Now she's is a cutie when it comes to relationships

She won't act inappropriately in front of everyone else out of respect for you

However, when she gets you alone that's a whole other story

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“C’mon y/n, let's go to my room. I have something to show you, ” Mina smirked at you and squeezed your hand in hers. You had no other choice to follow her as you were already headed out of Sero’s room and straight to her room. You didn't even get a chance to say goodbye to everyone.

You finally made it to her room and she closed the door behind you.

“What did you want to show me?” you asked sitting on her bed. You look around the very pink room and back to her standing in front of you. Mina looked you up and down and reached out to grab your cheeks gently with her hands. She leaned down and kissed you gently, working for her hands down to the hem of your shirt, eager to get it off. Her eyes glazed over and watched your every movement as you striped your clothes. Her fingers grazed over the sides of your arms and you went back in for a kiss. She pushed you farther back onto the bed, straddling her legs around your waist.

“This is going to be fun, ” she said breathlessly and pulled you in yet again for another lustful kiss.

Asks are open!!! This is my first official post on here, advice would be fantastic, or if you have any ideas that would be awesome! Thank you for reading😁❤️

[mememan93]

Hey! I’m in a hug sksw mood lately, any spare headcanons or anything? Sorry to bug you lol

don't apologize!!!!!!! I love getting asks!! (i'm gonna mix headcannons and theories here)

- So after the events of Sksw, Link and zelda really like music and instruments, link tries to build new ones, zelda learns as many as possible

-one of the things link builds becomes the spirit flute from spirit tracks, and another the ocarina of time (since its hinted at in hyrule historia that it might be made of timeshift stones)

- If link tried, he'd be a good blacksmith, since he's got a good attention to detail with his woodcarvings

-i've mentioned this in another post, but that was a long time ago, so the scattershot? Gondo upgrades the catapult part, but link carves the new base to look like his loftwing

-speaking of the loftwing, link has separation anxiety

- when told to go to therapy, Ghirahim just gets a therapy dog, the people who want him to see someone arent happy abt it, but they can't hate the dog

-(theory) the old one in the beginning of the game says that zelda got to the surface wrong, meaning Hylia's original plan was for Link, Zelda, and Fi to explore together as friends

-(theory) SPEAKING of hylia's plan, i see a lot of stuff on youtube from zelda theorists about the time paradox in sksw, heres my take: Hylias plan is what happened in the past, nothing else until you alter it. like the fruit of life, it would be pretty dumb for hylia to plan for the dragon to almost die, right? hence why its not there at the beginning of the game

- (headcannon) the gerudo exist in sksw and ride those big snail-crab dudes in lanayru (the electric ones that roll at u)

-so when the statue of the goddess falls to the ground, there is still the secret area of remlits that fall with it, introducing remits to the surface. the bird population drops dramatically (THEY ARE F L Y I N G CATS)

-(Idea if they ever made zeldas story playable) how about mental dungeons??? like to unlock her powers, she goes through both the ones in sws, but also some mental ones to recover memories of hylia, also alongside impa, Hylia is the guide character in that game. (i know this contradicts my hylia is dead headcannon but hey game design man)

-Along with a sword, I think Zelda would use crossbows and lances, they have to teach other weapons besides swords in the academy, right?

-Karane's favorite species on the surface is the kiwkis, pipit's is the Parellas, Groose likes the tiny birds, Cawlin likes the mogmas, Stritch. well. yeah, and fledge likes the robots

-(ghirahim lives au) Ghirahim hates Yuga. he just does. his favorite of the following zelda villains is vaati, with zant not too far behind

-nobody tells zelda or ghirahim about the lumpy pumpkin chandelier. Pumm gives link the stink eye and they are just bewildered

-in lorule skyward sword, skyloft is an underground city, big moles replace loftwings, the surface is still called the surface, now with a different meaning.

-I like the ghirahim is lorules master sword theory because its funny and cool, but it would be like 100x funnier if ghirahim was just teleporting between lorule and hyrule during sws cause sws ravio was calling on him

EDIT: how could I forget!

-Ghirahim just keeps showing up and people get tired of telling him to leave so he just hangs out