#but I don't.

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

I lost my sketchbook. Sorta. It's not *lost.* It's just temporarily in the possession of someone else because I left it at work and it's a long story. Basically, I don't have it.

[cantankerouscatfish]

they sent us moldy pots ewwwww

[wheredoesthethirdswordgo]

so like why is he so pretty in the scene where he's preparing for his fight with mihawk and the camera zooms out like bro is ethereal bro is majestic bro is gorgeous bro is making me-

Like his eyelashes a so perfect I wanna collect them and then like his eyes themselves are also so pretty and then his cheekbones are so defined and string but also so delicate and carefully crafted and his skin is so smooth and soft and glowing and like his shoulders are so built but perfectly round and his chest is so well-structured and his waist is so small and his ass is so fat and his thighs are so goddamn THICC and strong but his legs are still so skinny and long and dainty and perfect and he's so buff and thick and muscled but he's still so slim and perfectly proportioned and he's so perfect it's like someone poured their blood sweat and tears into carving him as their life's work and chiseled until their skin split and flesh flayed from their bones and even then they continued to work until they had finally created the perfect peak form of human and then killed themselves so that they may never live a second after they have completed him so that mackenyu could literally be an angel descended and be their life's work.

[ohcorny]

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

[einaudis]

Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)

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[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt

[grandpayaoi]

this is a joke about anime porn. get real

[evilgoodguys]

he’d forgotten how much he missed that smile.

[kianamaiart]

the homecoming episode

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[sofiarostova]

Yeah, I guess I do. But like, what even is a star beam, you know? Now, a lead pipe to the shins? That's just reliable, baby.

PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO BE A MAGICAL GIRL Kiana Khansmith / @kianamaiart (2025 Pilot Animatic)

[clonerightsagenda]

I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[mandatory-ftmbreeder]

pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

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