#but I can't see him using a scooter lmao

[peepawispunk]

I had a dream about Pedro Pascal last night

I was at a resort pool on the beach and he rocked up, gliding through the sand on a razor scooter and sat next to me by the pool, using a busted old iphone.

Some people get racy Pedro dreams, and I get utter ridiculousness.

Me @ my dreaming brain:

[bluehairlaunch]

Top 7 BEST Dragon Ball Transformations

Honorable mention: Yung King Piccolo

Does this count as a transformation?

Mecha Tao

Yup, the best villain in all of Dragon Ball also did this first.

Eat your heart out, Frieza.

Muscle Bottom Trunks

This is where Super Saiyan and its myriad iterations (including "SS2" and whatever you nerds call the version Goku and Gohan have when they emerge from the Room of Spirit and Time) would go, but I decided to choose just my favorite one instead.

I think this transformation has over half a dozen names: Super Saiyan Third Grade, Super Saiyan 1.5, Super Super Saiyan, Ultra Super Saiyan, lmao jesus christ, Power-weighted Super Saiyan, Power stressed Super Saiyan Bitch Super Saiyan, and somehow the list just keeps going on. But what I like most about it is that everyone can do it.

Well not the Super Saiyan part, you have to have a little bit of Saiyan in your brainpan to do that, but the getting big. Doing so makes you stronger, but also so much slower that the difference just doesn't matter (for those of you that just watch youtube videos, and don't read the fucking comic). Frieza is such a useless he/they thembo that he also mistook it for a legitimate transformation against Goku on Namek. Y'know, his 100% (this time for real guyz).

Golden Fuuureeeza

I railed against lazy recolors in my worst transformations list, but Frieza is the physical embodiment of sloth and affluenza. He was the strongest being in the universe by far barring an ancient alien prophecy for fucking decades. And what does he do with all that power? Well, ride around on a rascal scooter, of course, while sending endless swathes of Appule's to do his dirty work. Instead of lifting a finger for an hour and then being immortal FOREVER.

And that's why it works for me in all the ways Resurrection F didn't. He's supposed to be stupid and ostentatious. Dragon Ball Super writers, you're NOT.

Janemba

Frankly, this is the biggest glow up in Dragon Ball history. From lazy Buu clone to, well, admittedly a lazy clone of another great character. But he has a sword! And that moveset. And it's an actually good filler movie in which Hitler dies (again).

Just look at him

Legendary Super Saiyan

Why is greenish Super Saiyan soooooo coooool??? Well, I'll tell you why.

It's because it just is. Super Saiyan? Actually so cool. Green? Such a good color Victorian aristocrats were willing to kill themselves using a shade of it that contained arsenic. It was basically their version of Oceangate, but they all did it! We could only be so lucky nowadays. And the lore implications? Mmm, yeah. Yeah!

You see, in canon Goku did a little prophecy, but Toriyama can't help but be a great writer, so instead of just being the generic Chosen One a la every bad shonen we all know and love, he's not. He's just not. Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Trunks, baby Trunks, baby Goku, they all do it too. Turns out, Super Saiyan is something each and every Saiyan can do. And then filler happens, Broly shows up, and everyone sees that this is because he's the real Chosen Boy.

And he's green! And we all loved it so hard we got a quality version a century later in the form of Super Broly The Movie

Nice. That's history for you.

Great Ape

The OG. Look at this trendsetter. If this isn't the second best, what is? You're wrong.

Perfect Cell

It's perfect

[mtgc858]

Part 2!

Most likely cause I'm brain dead but yippie!

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Swingy

He's the loud hyper one of the group that would wake everyone up with pans to either annoy them or wake them up early for breakfast.

He is the brother of Kevin and KC Glow.

He's a loud hyper dude that loves his bros and music.

Legit will sing old 80 songs while driving.

D.Ivaders

A game console that is alive lol idk.

Maybe another mascot of the band lol.

Doo Doo

Another creature/mascot that also is KC Glows childhood friend.

He started off as a childhood toy but turned into a living creature (somehow we don't know but probably Aliens)

Is a firby, not headcanon just fact.

He's very gentle and far nicer then most people think of him at first.

8-bit

A 2d videogame Charater that got taken out of his game by a alien(not MJ btw) and now lives in the real world)

It took him awhile to get use to the 3D world and the new friends he got and slowly is making himself 3D in appearance.

He can only make 8-bit sounds at the moment but is learning English and how to talk.

KC Glow

THE BOY HIMSELF, Is the sunshine of the group and the kindest one of them,he is the youngest also and innocent.

A creature 100% (Inspired by @0xeyedaisy , more overly a kind of dragon(my design).

He dyes his claws to match his brothers coloring and has Kevins diamond tear mark and Swingys triangle earring as face paint markings on his face.

He's besties with everyone on the group and knows how to cheer them up.

Use to be a huge fan of the band when a bit younger and when his older brother Swingy joined as he got to meet El Cool P which made his day, before El Cool P then let him on the group right there and completely shocked him and made him super happy lol

El Cool P

I got a lot for this man LMAO)

The man himself, he's the lead singer and leader of the band, he's a bit confident about himself and like he said in the song "I'm a star" and he is.

He loves the attention and fans as he enjoys signing autographs,even some of the other bands autograph at times before he was told off about it lol.

Even though he has a bit of a ego, he does care about the others and has comforted them a lot before, he especially has a soft spot for KC Glow and sees him as a younger brother he never got but keeps it deep inside.

He doesn't like when others sees him upset or down cause he doesn't want others to worry about him especially cause he wants to be seen in a better light, not in a dark lit room crying.

Made the band to show his love for music,80's theme and robots.

Rarely takes his hat off, also has straight long hair but keeps it tied up mostly under his hat.

Loves lizards and dinosaurs.

Has ADHD(self Incert)

Memphis

The seemingly quiet guy at first but very hyper and loud when you know him.

Can't control his volume when talking(like me) and can be very loud when talking(like me).

A backup singer for El Cool P and sometimes sings his own parts in some of their CDs.

He sang URFO in the au and did the music video lol just it was hard to tell lol.

Jogg D

The oldest of the group and the dad figure for most of them.

He is plus size and a cuddly dad.

Has a calm gentle voice when singing and humming.

Swagtastic

Scooter

Chaotic, the most chaotic of everyone in the group, mostly cause he would most definitely have Peanuts voice and personality from Jeff (forgot his last name but the guy with the puppets lol).

Will laugh at your pain.

The loudest of them and the most overwhelming.

Has either a panting laugh, a loud gasp laugh or a wheezing laugh depending on the situation.

Is easy to get angry and pick fights.

Lil Blaze

Chill,cool,epic man.

He is besties with KC Glow especially with the fact Lil Blaze knows about KC's pretty eyes then the rest(besides his brothers of course).

Is Scooters twin brother despite not being identical.

Can speak Spanish for the group if they need a translator or a angry mom figure to tell them to shut up lmao.

And that's all! Phew that was a lot but worth it!

[gollumsmygel]

GUYS IS IT WEIRD THAT KIM TAEHYUNG HATES ME WHENEVER I SEE THEM IN MY DREAMS 😭😂 he's really my hater through and through and I didn't even do anything

So in this dream we - all 7 of them and me - woke up in this flat island. No trees, just grass and our little bonfire. I knew it was a dream so I slept again by the fire.

When I woke up, the fire was gone and I think it's around noon time. Parts of the island are missing. I literally woke up because of the earthquake before a part of the island collapses into the sea.

Namjoon tells us we have to go, anywhere but stay in the island. I see a small boat and a smaller boat in the next small island so I said "I second the motion. We all have to go before this place completely collapses." WHICH IS VERY BAD BTW BECAUSE I CAN'T SWIM

Then it starts shaking again and this time the whole island itself is collapsing. I almost caused Taehyung and Jimin to not make it to the other island because I was so slow compared to them (I was running in front of them).

When we got to the other island still unsure of where we are, we gathered whatever supplies we can get which actually isn't much. Just some stray pieces of wood.

I also was being pulled by them while I ride the small, plastic boat thing.

And during our travels we find out that most of the world is flooded.

Also around that time when Taehyung complains I was another mouth to feed and that I eat his food - but I actually don't eat his food. Jin tells him it is their duty to help me out until I find my family.

Families have relocated to a higher area -which we are all going to.

Then a timeskip happened idk how. Taehyung, Jungkook have separated from us. Then otw to another area Hoseok and Yoongi wanted to be dropped of to a subdivision along the way because they found out that's where their families are staying.

Then when we reached our final destination , I set out to find Jungkook but ended up finding Taehyung lmao. I was sitting on this scooter thing, watching him sell stuff like shirts and other usual souvenirs.

Next thing I know two very muscly guys taller than Taehyung started robbing the shop, so I started helping Taehyung defend his items. Crazy really I suplexed one of them.

After defeating the robbers he was all nice to me. We somehow become more than friends. He holds my face teasing my and that is when I find out another timeskip happened lmao. He said "You were searching for me two years ago weren't you? Then you found me in my shop and helped me out with the robbers."

And I said "No. Actually I was looking for Jungkook but found you instead."

He wae like 😐 "Oh....."

[filmbyjy]

While I introduce Heeseung to some childhood friends at the amusement park in the AI

"This is Michelle, her brother-Zane, and their friend Tyler," she informs Heeseung, gesturing to the first three, "Tyler and I used to be next-door-neighbours when we were kids and Cai was best friends with his sister." She recalls such memories with a fond smile, now. The kids living in the same cul-de-sac at the time riding their bicycles and scooters, playing tag and make-believe. The old crush Bea had on Tyler now long forgotten with time and her heart now wholly belonging to Heeseung and their infant children-Angel and Damien still back home in the care of their families.

"Ah, nice to meet you then," He responds, with a soft smile. As he listens to her speak, and sees her looking lovingly back into her memories like that- He can't help but feel a pang of jealousy, not in the way of her memories, but of not being there sooner, to be a part of those memories with her. He doesn't show that though, instead, he just gives her hand a tight squeeze, and a soft smile, "You look beautiful as always," He grins.

(Heeseung would have been WAY too young for me during those times 😅) "And you always say that but thank you," she smiles at him, leaning over to kiss his lips. Thanks to her heeled boots giving her the added height, she doesn't have to stretch up like she would at her natural height.

(LMAO, WELL, THAT'S TRUE- STILL, HE WOULD LIKE THOSE MEMORIES-) He nods his head a little bit, laughing softly, "Well, it just means you're always beautiful," He grins, before he leans his head in to kiss her, and he whispers in her ear, "Besides, I like it when you call me handsome as well," He adds, before chuckling a little bit.

~🧛🏻‍♂️🐕

AWWW THATS SO CUTE :((

jealous heeseung :((

[struggle-but-its-all-ocean-floor]

I know all of this has been said before, but I'll just say my piece about the JK situation. There are two bad takes I keep seeing - one is petty, the other too absurd to comprehend.

1. Jungkook is getting preferential treatment and Jimin was screwed over.

Two points: 1. Regardless of the fact that we don't know how many radio spins Seven will get, people are seriously forgetting that Scooter Braun isn't just "involved". He literally claimed the song as his project. He tagged "sbproject" on his IG post of himself, Jungkook, Bang PD and another producer in a recording studio in LA, plus his team produced the song, not BH. He also hyped up the song recently saying we had no idea what was coming. Now, does he seem like the type of man to hype up songs only for them to flop? Especially since he must know Jungkook can't rely on album sales this time? Ariana, Bieber and Taylor are incredibly successful artists. This wasn't just a case of him celebrating the achievements of an artist under a sibling label (like his post about Jimin's BB achievements). He's all but claiming responsibility for the song's success and giving us the SB guarantee that it will be a hit. I don't know if he hypes anything up, if he lies, etc., but all of this shows Seven is being released under different circumstances. When it comes to promo, maybe BH's in charge, but in the West, it seems SB is handling, or exerting his influence in, some aspects. My point is, this is not BH Labels's doing imo. They're not choosing to do payola or whatever for Jungkook and not Jimin. And, 2. This may be beside the point, but fans claiming LC had huge radio potential... I'm not sure it did? If more people listened to it, it would've performed even better, of course, but I'm not sure it had the potential to perform like the English trilogy. LC is The Weekend-esque, but his tts are lighter, more digestible, sexier and have simpler and catchier choruses or hooks. LC is actually a rather heavy song and more of a grower than addictive from the beginning imo. I'm assuming that Seven is straight up pop, and much more accessible.

2. I can't believe there are people claiming Seven is about fucking 7 days a week and that's why Sohee is going to be in the MV. Some people are saying JK will make out with her in the MV??? Are you all high?? He can't even take his shirt off all the way yet. Even Jimin censured himself somewhat with LC. You think JK will make out with an actress on camera? You think he'd be comfortable with that, or that the label would even accept it? You think he's even interested in doing it? It's so awkward to kiss people on camera, even if you want to kiss them in real life. There are so many artists who literally get naked for an MV but still don't kiss anyone lmao. Knowing JK, he saw Sohee in My Name, thought she was so cool because she apparently boxes there and Jungkook loves boxing, and decided she could be in his MV. What her role is, I don't know. She could play a friend, she could be a love interest to a male interest that isn't Jungkook, she could be Army, she could represent Jungkook, she could be part of a bigger cast. Sure, she could also play Jungkook's love interest, but that's not the only, or most mostly likely, option. Jungkook doesn't hate women. Can't he cast women in a platonic way? It's very cliche, sexist and heteronormative to reduce women to love interests and Jungkook is none of those things. Anyway, I don't know what Seven is about. It's essentially a Western pop song, and I doubt Jungkook wrote the lyrics since I bet they're in English, so it's not farfetched to assume that the lyrics are romantic and even indirectly sexual in nature. However, if the lyrics truly are sexual (there's an Explicit version but it could just be so he can say fuck, as a curse, once or twice), odds are the MV will downplay that because Jungkook is still an idol (and probably doesn't want to do an Unholy type of MV just yet). Also, people seem to think the Seven promo is hinting at something sexual, but Jungkook just wanted to do a sexy concept and the song is probably more Watermelon Sugar High (yes, the lyrics are sexual lmao, but coy, and the song is bright, not sexy) and less Unholy (didn't Jungkook work with one of the Unholy producers? What if this whole thing started with his cover lmao?).

Anyway, stop being weird about Jungkook - even in a professional context he gets shipped with any woman he meets. And, also, stop hating on Jungkook for the extra radio push he's getting. It's out of his hands, and, quite frankly, it's probably out of BH's hand too. They don't have the power to make any song a radio hit on their own without it truly doing well, but I don't know if they couldn't have pushed their US distributors or whatever, to help LC. Regardless, Jungkook won't have the advantage of sales so he needs all the help he can get, and a win for Jungkook is a win for BTS - don't forget that.

[capoteera]

Must’ve lmao I think she got replaced by broadway anon because she’s on a Chris is doing a play like I said he would//

Ok here's my picks for the new 'professional' anons who'll pop up in 2025 who just happen to follow Capt and co and will be dying to spill the tea:

Flight crew anon: will tell us they've flown with and served Chris and Alba more than once and they 'never talk to each other for the whole flight', he doesn't pay for her to have in-flight wifi and once he even forced her to ride in coach by herself. No rings to be seen.

Nail salon anon: will tell us that Alba always pays in exact cash and never tips and has let it slip that her Chris gives her a small allowance and she's not allowed to use his credit card info. Doesn't even know if he's Discover or Amex. He has called to yell at her more than once and they could hear it through the phone. They recognized it was him because of the accent. Told her to hurry up and come outside because he's making a block and doesn't want to paak the cahh.

Grocery store anon: this is the anon who has witnessed several BIG but still whispered fights over what brand of cereal they'll purchase. She wants original Cocoa Puffs but he doesn't see why generic won't do, and has told her she's becoming too high falutin and he threatens to send her packing back to PT so fast her head will spin. She doesn't even bother to ask him about the goat cheese, and picks up a bottle of Cheez Whiz instead. And she knows better than to ask about Doritos.

Dog groomer anon: has witnessed them both arrive to pick up Dodger after his appointment, but unfortunately Dodger goes to Alba when called and not Chris, and Chris is so infuriated and embarrassed that he drives off and leaves them there, forcing them both to walk home in the rain.

Waiter anon: this anon works in a Mass restaurant and was amazed at the generous tip given by Captain America himself after a meal with his wife and family. Nobody in the family spoke to the wife at all and it's clear they hate her, and they keep mentioning the words 'contract', 'break up article' and 'any day now'. Captain America leaves a really big tip and thanks waiter anon for his kindness. Waiter anon is thrilled and is still riding high the next day when unfortunately the wife comes back on her own and begs for him to return the tip to her, because apparently Captain America had accused her of flirting with waiter anon, and said well maybe you can gift him your allowance as a tip since you like him so much. Waiter anon feels sorry for her because it's clear that she's miserable and everyone hates her. All of Mass hates her, apparently. People even hiss at her when they pass by. He sadly returns the tip to her and bids her farewell. She leaves on a scooter.

Honestly, the possibilities are endless. I can't wait!

Omg the way I cackled at this!!

[love-killed-the-superstar]

Since you’re doing a 03 rewatch. What’s your opinion on the main four characters

i love them!! They're my sons and I care about them so much.

Leo: Watching with a vague recollection of the series in its entirety is a lot of fun - for instance spotting early signs of Leo pinning his self worth to his role as leader/protector and how quickly he crumbles when that is thrown into chaos. I keep seeing little things jump out and thinking, "ooh, that's foreshadowing!" I value his character so much more than I did the last time I did a full watch. I used to find him annoying when I was younger but now I feel like I understand his character better, and I love him and want him to be happy. He's just such a dork!!! A clueless dork who never knows what's going on and says "grinditude" unironically while riding a scooter. This is our fearless leader everybody. I haven't made it to the battle nexus arc yet but I'm very excited to watch Leo have a romantic awakening in real time. 🙏🙏🏳️‍🌈

Raph: I forgot how FUNNY Raph is. His sense of humour is so dry and just roasting his brothers constantly and it really makes me laugh. I think I relate to Raph the most because I too have a short temper 😔😔 and my little sister manages to get under my skin the EXACT way that Mikey does to Raph so I understand the need to just whack him in the head 😭 I feel like he lays on the Mikey roasts a little thick though lol. I really love the twin energy he and Donnie give off in 2k3 as well, they're so fundamentally different but have a really natural dynamic that I love. To this day, I still don't understand how Raph immediately knows how to ride a motorcycle though!! One last thing: lone raph and cub was an amazing episode, easily one of my favourites from season 1. Really enjoyed him getting to be a mentor figure to a kid even brattier than him lmao.

Donnie: He's so gentle!!! Having just recently finished Rise, it's super jarring. Even when he shouts his voice is soft 😭 I'll admit it's really funny when the plot calls for an invention and he's immediately like "check out what I made earlier you guys!" Like Donnie. My guy. You have an insane amount of plot armour and it's hilarious to me. His dynamic with Splinter is really sweet - I love how Splinter praises his accomplishments and in the next breath is like Keep It Out Of My Fucking House. Also watching him try to do that stunt with the bo staff and just swinging around and falling was painful to watch but it made me laugh SO hard. Finally, the Kirby episode was really fun. I agree with Donnie, why can't the other guys learn to do basic things like flip a breaker switch or fix a sink? Someone teach all of them basic mechanic skills so Donnie isn't always having to pick up the slack 😭

Mikey: oh, my baby boy. I adore him. Mikey was my favourite turtle when I was younger and I remember him being my favourite the last time I rewatched. I'm in a place now where it physically pains me to choose a favourite turtle, it's like choosing between your kids 😭😭 but I do have a soft spot for Mikey because his natural talent coupled with no focus or drive is SO me when I was a teenager. I hope he doesn't ever develop gifted kid burnout because it will hit him like a train. I love how artsy and idealistic he is. It broke my heart when the other three were making fun of him in the turtle titan episode of s1. Like, why are yall bullying him for having a dream???? As I said before I haven't reached the battle nexus yet but I can't wait to see my angel take the crown. HE DESERVED TO WIN. END OF DISCUSSION. Lastly, he is Extremely Gender. I love that for him so much. From fully embracing drag to Donatello saying "gentlemen... and mikey"... 2k3 look me in the eye and tell me this wasn't for jokes I KNOW he's genderqueer!!! I know he is!!!!

Didn't meant for this to get so long but I just love them all so much!!! Besides the fact that I feel like they dunk on Mikey disproportionately, I adore their dynamic. They care for each other so much and it shows 😭😭

[hellyeahsickaf]

I worded this the way I did for a reason:

"when you're in need of immediate treatment" "especially if you think your life is in danger or something could at least cause severe harm if untreated."

I didn't say make shit up. To be clear, do not make up symptoms you don't have. But if you need to cry to be believed, then fucking cry if you can.

Doctors often do not believe you if you don't appear to be in pain (many pw chronic illnesses are not looking like they're at a 7-9 when they are bc pain is their normal). Or sometimes they're unconvinced for one reason or another. This could have cost me my life on multiple occasions. I have a dissociative disorder so sometimes I can't play it up, it doesn't show because I'm so far removed from my pain. On top of that I'm allergic to NSAIDs. Sometimes addicts experiencing withdrawals say the same so many times I've had to wait hours for any sort of pain relief while they looked over to see if I seemed to be telling the truth. They often don't believe me when I do.

When I was 7 or 8, I fell off of my scooter and landed on the handlebar- directly on my orbital. Half an inch or so further and it would've gone right through my silly little brain. Had every symptom of a concussion but I didn't show the pain much. They just scolded me for not wearing a helmet (would not have prevented the injury). I told them I was in a lot of pain but it didn't show and they didn't believe me. Over a decade later I get an MRI for migraines and they pick up what they believe is a congenital defect or a sign of an old fracture. Essentially "this is probably just a defect but ask the patient if he's ever broken his face" (they didn't ask lol). Looking at the images I knew exactly the injury I was looking at. I was concussed, broke my skull, and they sent me home and told me I was irresponsible

Few days after that injury I passed out, and ate shit and paramedics had to show up. And still all they had to tell me was to drink Pedialyte.

In the post I also added, "This goes much extra if you're black, and doctors and staff have biases, sometimes awful ones. Some even still believe that black people have a better pain tolerance"

I can attest to this as I'm half black (a little less like 40%ish idk). I've been told that I should have a better pain tolerance but I must not have inherited that 🙄. I'm racially ambiguous in appearance (though sometimes if I flare up really bad I get so pale people have thought I was just white lmao) but it is a legitimate belief that some have, that black people just have a better pain tolerance. As mentioned this dates back to slavery. It was used as justification for beating slaves.

Hell my shitty ex even believed it. He was no doctor but he said he learned it in health class. Said some stupid shit about how I should have a better pain tolerance than him and he wasn't joking.

So yeah I agree with you for the most part. Be honest about your symptoms. If you think you have a stomach issue don't tell them you have chest pains if you don't. But if you're not being believed and you have reason to believe something serious is going on, you may need to cry, you may need to hold your stomach and double over. Medical neglect like this could've killed me as recent as last Summer. It wasn't the first or second or even fifth time it was that urgent and they treated me like shit.

Doctors think they know when you're lying and sometimes they're right. Sometimes they're not. I have a lot of experience with them being wrong actually and my first memory of that happening is when I broke my god damn skull. The most recent was when I was laughed at over the phone for asking for pain medication days after I was in the hospital for like 6-8 hours before I was given anything more for my pain than Tylenol

And to address your tags:

The situations I'm talking about is when you are the patient in need of life saving care. Again I'm not saying act like you're having a heart attack when your symptoms allude to appendicitis. I don't understand why you seem to have interpreted this as "pretend you're dying even tho you're clearly not lol"

Lying doesn't make doctors treat me better because I don't lie to them. They also already treat me like shit. But playing up my symptoms (when I can, sometimes I don't have the ability to) has saved me potentially several hours of traumatizing levels of pain and at times probably my life or severe consequences

It's not that I've been manipulated by the hating doctors website. It's just what I've had to do to survive or at least minimize the trauma of the experience

Play up your symptoms in the ER and urgent care when you're in need of immediate treatment. No I am not kidding. This goes much extra if you're black, and especially if you think your life is in danger or something could at least cause severe harm if untreated. Doctors and staff have biases, sometimes awful ones. Some even still believe that black people have a better pain tolerance but that was a lie created to justify American slavery.

[milesmoerales]

For the ship meme: GINTAKA but also do mayuaka pretty pleeeeease 😍

WAAAAAAAAAA VENUS THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!! you know those two are my ultimate otps 😭❤

GINTAKA

Who cooks: 

gintoki of course. takasugi is a spoiled brat, he can't cook for shit. he's used to have someone do a favor for him since he's a kid. also gintoki's love language is an act of service, he's pretty much a tsundere to tell takasugi he cares about his well-being so he cooks for him instead

Who does the laundry and other chores: 

tama or shinpachi lmao but probably gintoki does the laundry and takasugi learns how to do house chores if they live alone

How many children do they have: 

they don't realize they're adopting two kids + a dog. not to mention takasugi feeds another yato kid so yeah they have four kids despite takasugi thinks he can't get along with kids and gintoki thinks raising children is troublesome

Who’s more dominate: 

takasugi dominates gintoki on a daily basis bc gintoki can't get his shit together but gintoki absolutely dominates takasugi in bed. lbr takasugi likes to be completely dominated!!!

Favorite nonsexual activity:

making fun of each other gintoki likes to lay on takasugi's lap while watching some tv show or movies. takasugi is horror movie fanboy (probs he's a fan of robert eggers, ari aster, etc) while gintoki hates horror stuff but takasugi makes gin watch horror.... anything he does for love

Their favorite place to be together:

anywhere they can fuck (one of them is kitchen counter so true)

Any traditions: 

"i would've loved to drink with you just as much."

they absolutely make out after drinking as if they're afraid they would be apart like them in another universe

Their “song”:  

gintaka official national anthem: glorious days by tldk

another gintaka national anthem bc i said so: you by keaton henson or the only thing by sufjan stevens

really every song is gintaka song if you try had enough

What they do for each other on holidays: 

each other hmm i think gintoki rides a scooter to anywhere takasugi wants to while takasugi gets behind gintoki on his scooter

Where did they go for their honeymoon: 

gintoki is broke ass he would despise the idea of honeymoon he's like, "if we want to fuck we can do it right now. no need fancy place to do it."  unless takasugi pays for it

Where did they first meet:

at the shirne. gintoki saved takasugi from bullies. i think before it happened, gintoki had seen takasugi alone there so yeah he's been gay for takasugi not even they officially met lmao

Any pets: 

SADAHARU also takasugi likes to pet and feed stray cats bc let's be honest he's a cat person he has things for cats!!!

What do they fight over:  

literaly anything!! gintoki is a mess and it rly irks takasugi to see things that don't feel right or when gintoki spends their money on pachinko or when gintoki texts takasugi to pick him up after he's super drunk or when gintoki is simply being gintoki etc etc takasugi nags 24/7 like a mom

oh yeah also gintoki lectures takasugi when he barely eats and only consumes nicotine or simply when takasugi neglects his own health

Do they go on vacations, if so where:  

road trips!! or amusement park or beach where takasugi can feel superior bc gintoki can't swim

MAYUAKA

Who cooks: 

neither, both suck at cooking lmao mayuzumi can only cook instant ramen and microwaving frozen food while akashi barely visits kitchen in his life so they like to order takeouts instead

Who does the laundry and other chores: 

the maids  akashi probably hires someone to do all the house chores but mayuzumi refuses the idea bc he'd rather spend their money to but ringo-tan/kaguya/sasha merchandise or newest light novel than hiring someone else to do basic house chores

How many children do they have:  

they're childfree. mayuzumi thinks kid are annoying and akashi agrees.

Who’s more dominate:  

definitely akashi. he's natural born leader and mayuzumi is pretty much passive in their relationship except he dominates akashi in bed (yes they're like gintaka!!!)

Favorite nonsexual activity:  

mayuzumi reads his fave light novel while akashi snuggles into him

Their favorite place to be together:  

bedroom 🙈

or maybe on the school rooftop

Any traditions:  

one of them visits the other one week then switch on and off

Their “song”:  

mayuaka official anthem: always win by mayuaka themselves aka osaka ryouta and kamiya hiroshi

the song that screams mayuaka energy: i'm not in love by 10cc

What they do for each other on holidays:  

anywhere lmao i mean they're super rich??

Where did they go for their honeymoon:  

somewhere quiet that people are baraly there... probably like a private island???

Where did they first meet:  

ROOFTOP!!! the way akashi legit confessed that he's interested in senpai... on the rooftop... on the spring... mayuaka invented shojo manga your honor!!!

Any pets:  

NO DOGS ALLOWED!! akashi hates dog but he likes his chihiro and he bans cats too bc he's the only neko for chihiro so they only have yukimaru aka the horse (it's akashi's)

What do they fight over:  

whenever akashi is being a spoiled brat which is almost all the time

Do they go on vacations, if so where:  

i always to see my fave ship having fun so they're going to an amusement park too!! or they simply stay at home fucking bc mayuzumi has no energy to go out

[imqueerandadeer]

Sooo my friend hurt her leg on Tuesday and me and her boyfriend handled it I would say pretty well until the vice principal could get there to get my friend back to school in her car, we knew what to do because we both had to do first aid training for girl scouts. So anyways she has this scooter thing that she uses to get around school because she can't use her legs too much, so we were in 8th period, she was crying and upset because her leg was hurting and this guy who I went to elementary school with is like "Hey can I try out your scooter," so me, her boyfriend, and my other friend were like "No she needs it to get around" and then the guys friends come over and start causing more trouble, so I flip off a guy and hes pissed off.

Then our history teacher comes over and tells them to leave us alone. The guy I fliped off goes outside. I turn to my friends boyfriend whos also my friend and i'm like should I go outside to confront the guy I flipped off and hes like yeah. So I go outside on the excuse I need to use the bathroom and that mother fucker isn't there hes over by the PE area. So I actually walk to the bathroom and when I'm coming back that son of a bitch is like "She flipped me off!!" to my history teacher (note he misgendered me but like least of my worries atm) so my icon of a history teacher is like "You know I'm not too worried about it because it's the end of the year."

I'm like halfway to the classroom when he says this and I hear him say this, so I yell "Yeah because you deserved it!" and keep walking towards the classroom. When I get there I go "You deserved it because I've had to deal with your shit for the whole year" (technically two but whatever). Then I walk straight past him and my teacher to go into the classroom and then I sit down at my seat. My teacher walks back in and points at me and goes "Good for you." I didn't see the asshole I cursed out until the end of the class. Even one of the popular girls like apologized for his behavior and asked if we wanted her to tell them to stop. The first guy this whole thing then had the mother fucking audacity to try to apologize, we told him to piss off.

So yeah they left us alone the rest of the class, I found out how to spell solangelo correctly and made that post on class, me and my friend who hurt her leg found out we got into leadership for the next school year, and then we found out trump was found guilty on all chargeds and we cheered, so it was a nice end to the period.

Lmao sorry for the rant 💀

I'VE BEEN SPELLING SOLANGELO AS SOANGELO THIS ENTIRE FUCKING TIME OH MY GOD I'M A FUCKING DUMBASS (I mean I've done stupider shit today such as cursing someone out infront of a teacher, my teacher was cool with it btw because I had a good reason)

[eunoiaastralwings]

Oh this — reminds me of a series of fics I plan on writing someday the main hc is when elves given up their immortality and dies like humans — they end up in out world with no memory of Arda.

So— with Elros with him it doesn't end up that way and throughout his life in our world he remembers everything that happened in Arda and dreams of everything too.

He desperately misses Elrond too.

Elrond understanding somehow (crazy twin logic) Elros is alive somewhere — drives himself past Valinor after seeing he can't bring together the once strongly bonded family of Feanor together again — at least not alone.

He drives off the horizon of Valinor — ignoring the calls of his kin and foster family — because the call from his twin is stronger.

Elros enters our world — finds Elros — how I will not reveal just yet 😉— some crack getting used to our world lmao — imagine him coming across a mini scooter or seeing someone take a tic-tok — poor Elros embarrassed seeing Elrond accidentally put in himself in a tic-tok video lmao 🤣!

OK OK— when they try to return to Valinor and through ultimate twin choas — alongside Ambarussa when try to put the family back together — and even try to save the marriages of Caranthir, Maglor and Curufin — also try to find the respective s/o of everyone else — will they succeed? ? ? 😉🤫😌

Remember when I said that caranthir was Clogsworth and Celegorm Lumiere trying to set Maedhros with his s/o? Well I was thinking ab more Disney movies and The parent trap came in my mind, think abt little Elrond and Elros running around trying everything to get them together and the whole family just joining them!

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Elrond and Elros as the twins from parent trap. 😂😂 the level of chaos just to get Maedhros and his s/o together. It reminds me of Nanny McPhee level of chaos.

Wait....the Feanorians as the cast of Nanny McPhee preventing Nerdanel from remarrying.