#but I am COOKING

[idiot-sl-oth]

guys I'm cooking several things at once i swear I'm not dead i am COOKING

[mschismosa]

Suddenly i think i really enjoy drawing Phoenix

[lucithornz]

So Max is very much not normal right off the bat. Like I know I said he wouldn't be, but I am writing ch. 3 and he's so much worse than I thought.

Hope you all are ready for a heavier dose of Max POV

[post-grammatic-stress]

If you've ever told a person who's had to be bedbound for a period of time that you wish you could "just stay in bed", DO IT.

Stay in bed. For days. But don't get up if someone needs you to, or you get bored, or you get antsy. Don't do anything other than rest. Just lie in your bed, whether you need to get stuff done around the house or socialize or anything else "productive". You'll have to cancel on people, you'll disappoint them, they won't understand.

And if you're thinking, "well, i CAN'T just be in bed. There's stuff that has to be done - I have plans", maybe ask yourself why you assumed a disabled person doesn't have plans or things to do or desires.

[zillychu]

everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[mielplante]

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[xo8ball]

i love everything about you that is weird. btw. if you even care.

[roppiepop]

Who’s coming to the cookout?

[boycorruption]

being forced to take a strap that’s too big while they get off watching you cry and try to squirm away! shushing you and saying how pretty you look with tears streaming down your face, to just relax and keep taking it for them. forcing eye contact once they’ve bottomed out so they can watch your eyes glaze over and roll back from the feeling of being completely full, drooling all over yourself like a mutt in heat <3

[cartoonsinthemorning]

The Most StanTwins Coded Meme ever to exist, and no one went for it yet? Absolutely untolerable, I had to do it myself.

[lilybug-02]

This is Pixel, my Porygon2. She gets really excited when touching carpet - like hilariously so. I always figured it was because real life textures are kinda new and exciting for a digital creature. @realpokemon

[sarovhs]

The pvp civilization experience so far

[kiwibrain]

part 2 of the silly isat dunmeshi crossover, with angst and a recipe i made up in 2 minutes :)

Part 1 ✨

[likelimeonade]

Have you seen anything more romantic? (They make me SICKKKKK)

[cathedraldecay]

and she will CONTINUE to serve it in drag