#but 🤔👀 well!

[wyllzel]

me when i like something: whoa this MIGHT just be orphic 😍🫵

[tswwwit]

(for a proper idea of my emotions, please picture this said while crying happy tears)

after who knows how long waiting for a new reincarnation to appear, taking the time to let cult dipper settle in and calm down, bills hard work and dedication to manipulation finally paid off! he gets to finally cuddle and sleep with his husband again!

You know Bill's mentally giving himself a pat on the back and congratulations for his own cleverness. Getting this flighty little traumatized guy to hold still for a hug has been a whole ordeal; it's about time it paid off!

[gideonisms]

Does a podcast ever release a take you disagree with so strongly it makes you question everything you heard on it up to that point

[mrsoharaa]

To imply, and by all means to the very term, Sealing the deal with the devil(s, as in both incubus! Suguru and Incubus! Satoru) in this case, would entitle heated, hungry kisses. One on your pretty flushed lips and another on the sleek valley of your sweet cunt.

Binding your very soul to both deprived, lust craving demons.

[twnj]

MSN Culture and Sports correspondent Alistor Kirkland managed to catch a few words from Shikamaru Nara, GM and former World Champion (seen in video above) on how his Candidates tournament has been going so far.

"Thank you Shikamaru, and welcome back. And congratulations as well."

"Thanks, man."

"So I think I can speak on behalf of the chess community when I say it's a surprise to see you back so soon. There's obviously been a big change in your life recently - do you think it has affected your game this week? I think your opponents would say your middle game in most of your matches today were somewhat distracted, or confused. Do you think it was wise to return when there was so many new faces in the game now?"

Needless to say Nara was concise and blunt as ever with his responses, despite at one point being handed his three month old son.

"That's not a serious question. This Candidates is missing some players, for sure- one in particular [...] but the games were fairly decisive. And no one has given me a good fight yet. But I don't know, man [...] I think I just need more sleep. Next question?"

Find out more later on this week where we have exclusive commentary on the highlights by GM and World Champion Temari Koroleva!

Unofficial Grandmaster headcannon madness by TWNJ, inspired by my friends and some crazy cute new-dad Shikamaru pics posted by @eeveleon and original GM by @notquitejiraiya

[exoexid]

in the following essay we will examine how the taiwanese show "the on1y one" denounces how we unconsciously yet wrongfully socialize adolescent boys, causing them to suffer a great emotional disconnection (and the problems that this entails on a social level both for themselves and for society as a whole), through the analysis of the fact that no one "snuggled anymore" with protagonist sheng wang, and how, quote "over time, [he] no longer needed that kind of closeness". so let's, as the saying goes, "be so fr right now" by stating that he's lying, because-

[justplaggin]

went to milan last week and brought back some italian little guys :D

[katnissdoesnotfollowback]

What do you think they use for lube in District 12?

Did you know, anon, that personal lubricants have been in use for millennia? The ancient Greeks had more than one use for olive oil, my friend. And it’s highly likely that they weren’t even the first to come up with this idea. There’s all kinds of things in nature that make bodies more slippery. So basically, I imagine that d12 probably has some form of natural lubricant you could make at home or get from a knowledgeable healer or apothecary for safe, intimate use.

[samuelroukin]

dragon's age... hah i sure hope they do

[clarebear-0925]

i don’t think i’ve seen anyone mention this yet but one of the Superman: Legacy castings we have so far is for “The Engineer”- who i actually just realized is also traditionally a member of The Authority (another movie we’re getting soon)

i wonder if she will set up The Authority in this movie (or if we’ll get to see anyone else in from that team 👀)

[good-beans]

Success!!! 🎉

[one-half-guy]

I now have a scenario in my mind wherein like... little 11-year-old Gold is the same height as her 20-year-old big brother Silver, and she then promptly proceeds to outgrow him, to his displeasure XD XD

AKAKAKAKAKAKQKKAKQAKKWKWAKKQKWKWKWKQKWKAKAKAAKKAKAKAKAKAKA, poor Silver is legit frustrated now. (Just like my sister lol, when she was 16 and I was 13 I was already outgrowing her and until this day she pouts about it KKAKAKAK)

Also poor Onyx & Shale holding their laugh at this situation because they need keep some composure, but then their older son is not subtle about his frustration and yet insists in deny everything even though it's crystal clear while the not-that-lil-anymore Gold (I'm guessing the kid is like 105cm already in this scenario) doesn't help and clearly enjoys it (We can see your smug smile, kid, we know you mean to tease him about it, don't hide it!), it's impossible to stay serious and manage to not cackle is their victory.

Silver maybe could look for Sonic to ask how he got conformed with his own situation (Not it helps, the girl is just a little more than half of his age, that shouldn't be like this, that's unfair!)

Onyx and Shale can only hope these two will stop eventually, but it's impossible as this little girl looks like have ate pure yeast (it didn't translate that well) plus they are siblings, she'll always enjoy having outgrown (even if a little too much) (Now I wonder: how do Onyx & Shale react to having the little girl getting taller than themselves?)

I personally like to give ↑19yo Silver and Gold the blessing of one last growth spurt, so they end being 120cm and +135cm respectively (still considering give more yeast to Gold make it to 140cm akakakakak), I wonder if it makes Silver feel any less frustrated or if it's just more of an icy bucket

[isa-ah]

sorry I could talk for hours. I've done an insane amount of character building w Isaiah over the years

[lynxalon]

HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT THAT CRITROLE EP WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!! im SO glad we had the set up of the last one so we could have the big thrills of this!!!!!!!!! this had everything!! it had ira's bad (and good!) decisions! it had sam's out of pocket wacky can shenanigans!! it had deception and sneaking! it had badass plays and some.. eye-catching talents 👀 it had gross shit that's kinda actually sad if u think about it! it had walking (running) away from explosions (NOT a sunglasses moment this was a loserfail) it had .. terrifying parents. it had imodna momence !! :D it even had some unprecedented wins for our typically fighty/flighty adventurers!!! i will ABSOLUTELY be watching that again come monday!!!!!!!!!!

[indigodawns]

watching any edition of in the soop really never fails to make me 1) want to eat steak fried rice or noodles and 2) move to korea to go live in the mountains

[pikslasrce]

me: oh this girl is pretty.. i like her style too. she seems cool

the universe: SIKE! UR COUSINS 😝