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half life 2 major update where they add barney calhoun to episode 2 but only when you're not looking

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the sleepiest hatchlings on timber hearth ‼️

i wrote a. thing. it got a little away from me but i did want to draw hal and the hatchling…. find out more by READING IT YEAHHH (< the worst advertiser in the world)

you can find it via this link V or on ao3 under burningbasil / starsburningout! its a pre canon fic thats mostly fluff and features hal and the hatchling, obviously, marl, and The Tree Incident. because i love marl dearly ok bye!

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i think this is such an unpopular opinion but i dont like aziraphale with a beard. does michael sheen look fantastic with a beard? fuck yeah. but facial hair just doesnt fit with aziraphale imo. this wont, however, stop me from liking art and fic with bearded aziraphale. keep it up girlies

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oughghhhhhhh oughhhhhhhggfffgffghjnmmmnm

when did u send this because i never got any notification

anyways agreed

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THESE POLLS ARE INSANE

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I JUST REALIZED MY LIKES HAVE BEEN PUBLIC THIS WHOLE TIME???? NAHH

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Dearest Ignis Basil,

I regret to inform you, I have decided to become homophobic; Some would say I quickly became homophobic. Hating on gay people became part of my life-style. It has been a long-time coming as I am sure you are aware, but just minutes before this letter was being written I decided to rip the bandaid off.

I digress, the topic of this letter is to formally invite you to join be in the homophobic community, and to stop being gay. It goes against my lifestyle. Thank you, I look forward to seeing your response.

All my love, Alistair

My dearest Alistair,

Having read your letter I have come to the quick conclusion that you are correct. I realize the errors of my ways. I would be greatly delighted to be accepted into the homophobic community.

I realize that I actually have not been attracted to men my entire life, and was simply lying to myself. Women are where it's at. I love only women; boobs for me, yes please!

Because this blog is dedicated to multitudes of homosexual behavior, I have decided to stop shopping various characters, as it goes against this new-found lifestyle that I am determined to commit to. Thank you, my love, for bringing this to my attention.

Sending warm regards, Ignis

P.S: is it gay to continue referring to you as "love", as two men? I do hope I can continue to do this; you are my love and my light. As friends, of course.

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i didnt get ask notifications for some reason, hopefully fixed now

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frankly i feel like i need to apologize for the amount of disco elysium things ive reblogged within the past few hours alone

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HI ITS MR GAY MAN. BIG NEWS

got my friend who screamed at your reblogged gomens fanart to READ MAGNUS CHASE!!!!!!! i lent her book one and she is at page 50 or sso and she said she IS ENJOYING IT. i will KEEP YOU UPDATED.

sincerely

ykw...

hoolllyy shit that IS big news

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showed my friend (whos currently watching gomens) your blog and she SCREAMED at the fanart of inneffable husbands you reblogged. like out loud. she hasnt met you but she admires you like a fire

sincerely mr a. gay man who isnt on discord cuz hes on his phone

firstly tell your friend hello she sounds like a joy

secondly. mr a. gay (man) that's so funny

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have you wver gotten an ask that wasnt me. sincerely. mr. gay

actually i have. like once. it was about trc

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ur gay and i dint likefhat . from. anonomyous :) pssstt its me alistair gay

most normal alistair gay ask

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you ever see just the worst discourse. like entirely unnecessary feuds

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omg name twins

NAME TWINS !!!

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whats it like being….a……………….queer

sorry i neglected to answer these asks i am gonna be honest i forgot about them sorry 💔💔