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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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me: computer, imagine a triangle.
computer: no sweat man. im doing it.
me: ok, now imagine another one.
computer: psh, sure. i can handle two triangles.
me: ok, now imagine another one.
computer: you know it.
[several hours later]
me: can you imagine another one?
computer, starting to sweat now: yeah. yeah, i can.
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Kim Kitsuragi is a fascinating character because there's not that much fun or interesting or compelling about him. And yet somehow over the course of playing Disco Elysium the game rewires your fucking brain around him. He's the middest man you've ever seen in both appearance and personality but at some point he says something kind to you or something critical of you and you feel like you just got hit by a truck and you need his approval like you need oxygen and like how tf did this happen. what are you
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the best way to make it online is to realize nobody is making you say anything. you dont have to respond to that ask! you dont have to reblog that post! you dont have to make that weird, blatantly bad taste political metaphor! quit while youre ahead!
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Looks like things got a little out of hand at the Tulpar!
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Have you perceived Slayte, today?
Now you have.
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you! tumblr user!
#YES!#funny note i saw this one first a few hours ago without the first part and i was just like. hi i guess
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can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?
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emf is a major plot point. he’s evbo’s best friend. he got beat once and turned to socialism. he has no name cause he was never asked for it and never gave it. he spent most of season 2 hostage and yet he was a key factor of it. he’s not a master anymore yet his name is still Master Friend. he learned to do 360°s solely because his best friend wanted him to. he can’t make the four block jump between command blocks to make decisions. he’s god’s best friend. that’s his name. his name is god’s best friend
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