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no more humanity for me im just this guy forever:

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YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

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Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

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even as a knight you're always drunk and sad

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its the part

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Alyx: You know, up until I was around seven I used to think they were called "head-grabs". Isn't that funny?

Gordon: Actually I really hate thinking about a child that young needing to be taught about the dangers of gruesome zombifying parasites

Alyx: You can be kind of a downer sometimes, man

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I wanted to get better at drawing horses, but I mainly drew JEAN without a mouth

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obsessed with this. grandprev. much better than prev prev prev or whatever honestly I like it

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my secret to art happiness is it's not about how many notes what you draw is likely to get. t's about how many times you're going to go back to it, to your own art, and think "this FUCKS actually and caters to me entirely, specifically, fully. i love this artist (me) (me who i drew this) (myself)"

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

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First | Last (you're here!)

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the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

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guhhhim busy you get doodle ofthe not-there-rrator

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reblog if you’re okay with people writing fanfics of your fanfics and/or fanfics inspired by your fanfics

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Well, that's alright, let's give this another try

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