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tmnt-tychou · 2 years ago
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For @snackugaki
Shut up, you know you like it.
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gunkbaby · 11 months ago
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Goodnight Shuu fans!
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dfastback68 · 3 months ago
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Good evening!! may I present: a non-comprehensive list as to why kataking is a top tier ship
Middle Aged Man Yaoi 👌
Tall bois
Leather
Touch Starved
The repression. THE DECADES OF REPRESSION
Tattoos (Katakuri even has a wing on his back 🤭)
Masks/concealed identity
First Mate of an insane pirate Emperor, constantly doing damage control, probably the entire reason the whole operation hasn’t burned to the ground
Pretty dang reliable and also level headed in a fight
Jumps immediately to murder if anyone sees their face
Confusing aesthetic (Katakuri: pink tattoos and biker gang getup and… spurs? What are those for buddy. King: ‘it’s giving gimp suit’ to ‘the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen’ whiplash fr)
Have they ever met in canon? Who knows. If you love being delusional about ships then this one is for you
That’s what they have in common, but what sets them apart??
King: no family Katakuri: too much family
King: loss of captain devastating Katakuri: loss of captain liberating
King: brings his fists to a swordfight Katakuri: takes his personal code of honor way too seriously
King: spicy Katakuri: sweet
Okay, great, but the real question: who would win a fight?? Bad news! They’re both bottoms. But pairing how secretly considerate and compassionate Kakakuri is with King being a demanding shithead, King usually gets his way. And then later blows out Katakuri’s back when he knows he needs it most. Evens out in the end.
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rubberizer92 · 7 months ago
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The man, or at least what once used to be a man, lay bound and gagged on the cold concrete floor. His muscles ached from the relentless stretching and his skin burned from the constant rubbing and kneading. He couldn't move, couldn't speak, couldn't even cry out in pain. He was completely at the mercy of the two rubber-clad men standing over him.
They looked more like bodybuilders than anything else. Their muscles bulged beneath the tight black rubber suits they wore, their faces concealed by opaque gas masks. They were known as dronifiers, a special task force charged with bringing in new recruits and turning them into rubber addicted rubber gimps.
The larger of the two, who identified himself as Drone-001, leaned down close to the captive's ear. "Listen up, meat," he growled through the distorted speakers in his mask. "You've been convicted of a crime. A very serious crime. And now it's time for your punishment." He paused for dramatic effect before adding, "But don't worry, we're not here to hurt you. Quite the opposite, in fact."
Drone-002, who was almost as massive as his partner, grinned beneath the mask. "No, we're just going to make you feel really, really good." He reached down and began running his gloved hands up and down the captive's body, eliciting a muffled moan from beneath the gag. The captive's body twitched involuntarily as pleasure-pain shot through his bound form.
"Don't worry," Drone-001 reassured him. "This won't hurt a bit. Well, not in the way you're used to, anyway." He reached down and began massaging the captive's chest, squeezing and stretching the muscles until they felt like they were about to burst.
The captive's body arched involuntarily, his hips bucking against the restraints. His cock, already hard from the anticipation, strained against the confines of his underwear. Drone-002 chuckled darkly and reached down to pull them roughly off, revealing the captive's throbbing member.
"Now, now," Drone-001 admonished. "You're not going to get any relief until you admit your crime." He leaned in closer, his breath hot against the captive's ear. "Do you understand what you've done?"
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catfcng · 3 months ago
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So I was thinking of incorporating the whole face burned canon but not having it entirely burned to his face but that a bit of it was but was taken off but he has scars underneath so he just mostly wears his mask out after that. And has like his main one to be black mask then another for like when he's being roman...(which is that gimp mask one). This would be after movie canon instead of blowing up, y'know...(and I write him before canon basically)
The scars I was thinking look like this: (tw scars)
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darkpurpledawn · 1 year ago
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my favorite Batman fics from 2023, part two
and here’s the rest! favorite bat fics completed in 2023--the previous list had harlivy, batcat, batfam/gen, and bruce-centric, now we’re walking on the less canon side
Riddlebat
april showers bring may flowers by paprikaflakes (@paprikaspice)
What’s better than sex pollen fic? Sex pollen fic with two deeply repressed nerds and a giant chessboard!
folie à deux by bloodfruit
super cool and beautifully written Riddlebat 2022 fic using a console-style format
Misc rogues
i violated professional boundaries (and all i got was this stupid tee shirt) by paprikaflakes (@paprikaspice)
An immensely fun Scriddler fic in which every line is worth savoring
Let it Slide by finnieston_crane (@finniestoncrane)
Incredibly true-to-characrer Batman Unburied Riddler/reader smut oneshot
Bruce and Harvey by burninswell
Bruharvey smut fresh and hot, come and get it!
Batjokes and Joker centric
burn it to ashes by distortopia (@distort-opia)
An absolutely scorching batjokes fic based on the Deadly Duo comic that uses the (canonical!) gimp mask for all it's worth =))
Grudge Match by frickityfrac (@fractualized)
You'll never be able to think of Dick Grayson and the Joker the same way again--a pairing that seems like it shouldn't work but becomes both plausible and hilarious in this masterpiece
Pierrot by Vampowerment
Gorgeous and well-realized fic in which Harley pines for Joker and Joker pines for Batman, absolutely a top read of the year
Two weeks til the music stops by MargueritePoretesDefenseAttorney
Actual laugh-out-loud fic about the Batfam investigating Bruce’s suspicious new relationship with a guy who looks weirdly like the Joker. I was wheezing
Take Me From Within by Shiny_n_new (@shinynewwriting)
Joker, in Santa Prisca, talks to the Batman Who Laughs. Taut and tense and captivating
To the Victor Go the Spoils by ArgentNoelle (@argentnoelle)
I’m cheating here as this is part of a series, but it’s a series I’m obsessed with and highly rec this chapter as well as the whole thing
what cuts is not the horror by distortopia (@distort-opia)
Joker/Bruce Wayne, all the content warnings, all the fun
Woman in the Attic by DesdemonaKaylose (@desdemonafictional)
spectacularly, wonderfully, intricately Messed-Up
link to part one
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dogtccth · 1 year ago
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I know a lot of ppl hate the gimp mask for Roman but that's cos they see the burned on skull mask as the right/original when this was the original:
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And it wasn't burned onto his face his face was burned with it on. Which makes more sense than it being burned onto his face to me, but either way I prefer him just wearing a mask because he thinks it holds some weird power or because it's like some alter ego. Especially for BOP version of Roman where his parents are still alive so he doesn't have an emotional attachment to the mask, it's just a weird fascination he's always.
So him using whatever mask helps him feel that boost makes sense? The leather skull one in the movie is definitely signature though. But I don't think it really matters till he gets that one made out of his father's coffin because that one really means something because killing his dad is like a no going back stage for him (something he does regret).
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cricutsetupmac · 2 years ago
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What is the Best Cricut Software in 2023?
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Cricut is a powerful and versatile machine that can precisely cut and craft different materials. To help out crafters, Cricut also offers a graphics designing tool called Cricut Design Space. It features a user-friendly interface that is very easy to use and is compatible with multiple devices such as mobile, laptop, PC, and tablet.
As a bonus, the app is free, and you can download it directly from Cricut’s official website. However, you can also use the software if you are unsatisfied with the Design Space. If you are wondering which software is compatible with your Cricut, you don’t need to look further. In this blog, we have the best Cricut Software, along with its pros and cons.
OPTION ONE: ADOBE PHOTOSHOP
Adobe Photoshop is the world’s best photo editing and graphic design software without introduction. Hobbyists and professional designers widely use it to create paintings, drawings, and animations. Photoshop is also used to edit and retouch digital images, and it is quite good at vector art. It’s a robust editing toolkit that helps users to create complex designs from plain elements. When graphic designers need to create bitmaps in multiple layers or handle image masking, they turn to Photoshop.
Photoshop automatically saves your projects to the cloud. Besides the standard function, Photo Shop offers live streaming, project tracking, data storage management, and offline access. It also lets you invite other people to edit files so you can collaborate with team members on various projects. Although it’s not the most affordable software, the value that it brings to the table is hard to beat.
REASONS TO GO FOR IT
Powerful web design tool
Cross-platform Integration
Intuitive interface
A wide array of high-quality templates
REASONS TO AVOID IT
Expensive
OPTION TWO: ADOBE ILLUSTRATOR
For professionals and artists, Adobe Illustrator is the best Cricut software. Adobe Illustrator is a vector graphics program that allows you to create anything, such as text, shapes, and symbols, for your projects. Like Photoshop, it also lets you create complex and beautiful patterns. Use the preset workspace to customize your workforce. Although beginner-friendly, its extensive tools let you create precise and intricate models compatible with the Cricut machine.
Illustrator allows you to use multiple artboards; this feature is handy when working on projects with multiple items. Various plugins expand Adobe Illustrator’s capabilities. These plugins let you create your own custom fonts. If you need software that works well and lets you create anything, and if you’ve no problem paying for it, then Adobe Illustrator is the most suitable option.
REASONS TO GO FOR IT
Compatible with different OS
An extensive set of tools can be further expanded using plugins
Best for creating new shapes
Countless shortcuts
REASONS TO AVOID
Have to pay a monthly fee.
OPTION THREE: GIMP
Although Photoshop is a great software that lets you create everything, its only drawback is its cost. If you want a free alternative to Photoshop, you can opt for GIMP. Like Photoshop, GIMP is free software that offers various features for editing images and creating original illustrations from the ground up. Its extensive brush-based tools range from the clone/heal brush to the brush/burn tool.
These brush-based tools come in handy when working with large, high-resolution images. Most people use GIMP as a photo editor, but it can also be used for graphic designing. GIMP lets you add and edit text, move and control images. It also lets you configure contrasts and curves. GIMP is one of the best Cricut software for beginners who want to create awesome art.
REASONS TO GO FOR IT
User-friendly and customizable interface
Supports different formats
Lots of drawing tools
Advanced processing of graphic files
Multiple drawing tools
REASONS TO AVOID
Can’t handle CMYK color space
OPTION FOUR: CORELDRAW
Those looking for an alternative to Adobe Illustrator don’t need to look any further. CorelDraw is a full-fledged design program that lets you create everything. The program was originally designed as a rival to Adobe Illustrator. Both are great tools for vector designing and cost the same. But unlike Adobe Illustrator, where you must pay monthly, CorelDraw allows you to join for a monthly cost or pay an up-front fee.
CorelDraw gives you access to hundreds of pre-designed templates, which you can use to create stunning designs. It also lets you create designs from scratch with a few clicks. With a simple right-click, you can create complex designs and vectorization. You can design your graphics, convert them to SVG, and then send it to Design Space. CorelDraw’s extensive library of plugins is specially designed for cutting machines such as Cricut. Opt for its trial version if you still decide to go for CorelDraw.
REASONS TO GO FOR IT
Simple and user-friendly interface
A free trial version is available
Works great for vectorization
Offers a range of membership types
REASONS TO AVOID IT
It doesn’t offer tools to create HDR or panoramas.
OPTION FIVE: INKSCAPE
Inkscape is another great alternative to Adobe Illustrator, but unlike Illustrator and CorelDraw, it’s free. Its interface is straightforward, so you will quickly get the hang of it, even if you are a beginner. Inkscape is an open-source vector graphics editor which uses SVG as its primary file type.
Although Inkscape is prone to lag, it can run on low-end laptops and tablets. With Inkscape, you can customize virtually everything- colors, lines, grid, icon type, and other elements. Designers use it to create logos and banners. You can also convert raster images into vectors and save, import, and export your projects in various formats.
REASONS TO GO FOR IT
Beginner-friendly interface
It’s free
Flexible drawing tools
It lets you generate and edit SVG files
Exports in PNG and PDF
REASONS TO AVOID
Poor text editing instruments
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painprns · 2 years ago
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Horror & Edgy Neopronouns
CW: Illegal activity. TW: Violent actions, murder, stalking, body parts, weapons, and religious themes. A lot of the content in here triggered me so be careful if you want to look at this list. (And before you ask, yes, I am fine. You learn to cope.)
Of course, I don't approve of anything in this list, and this list isn't meant to glamorize those who have mental issues or violent tendencies. I have issues with violence and mental issues. Sometimes, it just helps. If there are any words you think should be added (or removed) feel free to send in an ask.
Note: Try putting a suffix on some words, like -ful or -less. Gives you plenty more options. Also, every new beginning letter will be bolded and with a new color for reading ease.
Pronouns (including emojis, not including extras like parentheses or alternatives): 443
🖤 🕷 🦇 🗡 ⚔ 💣 🔪 🕸 ⛓ 🥀 💀 ☠ ⚰ 🚬 �� 🔥 😈 👿 💉 ⚠ 👻 🦴 🧠 🫀 🫁 🦷 👁 👀 🪝 🔨 🪓 ⛏ 🩸 💊
abandon
abyss
accelerate
again
alive
alley(way)
anarchy
anger
apart
apocalypse
arm
arson
ash(phalt)
attic
away
awful
awry
axe
back(alley/rooms)
bait
bat
beast
beat(down)
beg
belittle
behead
bet
bite
blade
blaze
blood
body
boil
bomb
bone
boo(m)
brain
break(down)
breath(e)
brick
brittle
bug
bullet
burn
bury
buzz
cannibal(ize)
cap(ture)
car(cass)
carnivore
cat(ch)
caught
cause
chain(saw)
chaos
chase
cig(arette)
claw
clown
coffin
corvid
concern
concrete
consume
control
copy(cat)
core
corpse
corridor
cover
coward
cower
crawl
creature
creep
cremate
crimson
critter
cross
crow
crime
criminal
crumble
crunch
crush
cry
crypt(id)
curse
cut
dagger
danger
dark(ness)
daunt
dawn
daze
deflate
disease
disgust
dissect
dizzy
dead
death
decay
demon
destroy
devil
dice
die
dirt
disappear
disease
disgust
doll
done
drac(ula)
drain
dread
drown
dull
eat
ecto(plasm)
edge
edgy
eerie
elbow
empty
evil
eye
facade
face
fail(ure)
fall
fang
far
fatal
fear
fight
final
finger
fire
flame
flesh
follow
freak
fright(en)
fury
gain
gargoyle
gas(h)
gauze
gaze
ghost
ghoul
gimp
glee
gnash
god
gore
gouge
grab
grain
grasp
grate
grave(yard/stone)
grease
grim(ace)
grime
grind(er)
grip
grit
gross
grotesque
grunge
guard
grue(some)
gun
gut(teral)
hail
hammer
hand
harbor
hard
harm
hatch(et)
hate
hatred
haunt
havoc
head(stone)
heart
heat
hell
hidden
hide
high(way)
hilt
hit
hook
hollow
horror
hound
hunt
hurl
hurt
ice(pick)
ill(ness)
immolate
immortal
imp(ale)
incinerate
inflammatory
inhale
inhalation
instant
intense
irritate
jab
jail
jam
jank
jostle
joke
joy
junk
kill
kilter
knee
knife
lank
last
lather
laugh(ter)
leak
leg
lich
lim(inal)
linger
link
little
lung
lurk
macabre
maim
malicious
manslaughter
marrow
mask
mass(acre)
maze
meat
melt
mime
mince
misery
monster
morbid
moss
murder
mystery
nail
nausea/nauseous
night(mare)
noise
nowhere
necro
off
one
omen
open
over(power)
pail
pain
pale
panic
phantom
phobia
piece
pill
plead
poison
poltergeist
power
prey
puddle
purge
pyre
question
quiet
quiver
rabies
rage
rail
raid
rain
rake
rat
raw
restrain
retch
rip
road(kill)
rock
rot
run(away)
rust
saw(dust)
scare
scary
scent
scratch
scream
search
seize
sewer
shadow
shake
shiver
shock
shoot
shove(l)
shred
shriek
sick(ness)
silent
sink
sin(ister)
skin
skull
slash(er)
slay
sledge(hammer)
small
smash
smell
smoke
sob
somber
some(body)
someone
slip
spider
spirit
spike
spook
stab
stain
stalk
start(le)
steal
step
storm
strain
strange
stun
suffer
sunk
survive
sword
syringe
teeth
tense
terror
thorn
threat
tinge
tomb(stone)
torn
torture
tooth
trail(cam)
train
trigger
trip
turn
tyranny
undead
unknown
vamp(ire)
venom
vicious
villain
violent
void
wary
weak
weapon
weep
weird
wick(ed)
wicker
whir
whiz
whisper
will
wilt
wither
wound
worry
wraith
wrath
wreck
wring
wrong
wrought
yank
yell
yelp
zero
zombie
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photoeditingservicescompany · 6 months ago
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How to Edit Photos like a Pro: Tips and Tricks for Stunning Images
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thisiswheremybullshitgoes · 2 years ago
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Mean Girls: directed by Quentin Tarantino
Uma Thurman stars as Katie Heron, a super white ninja from Africa who faked her own death and is now doing American high school with a secret memory loss.
We open to a school filled with drug dealing hippy robber students all fighting each other with infinite blood bomb bullets.
Regina George, played by John Travolta, stomps up to Katie with angry cocaine bitch face.
"I know you released The Book of Burns."
Says Regina in scientology.
Uma Katie Thermos responds with Samurai battle sword time.
Bleeding is everywhere, dripping thick with exposition.
Principal Samuel L. Jackson approaches motherfuckingly.
"ENOUGH!" shouts Samuel Leroy Jackins.
All of the students stop violencing and are gravitated towards his powerful blackness.
Samsung Jack delivers a mighty swears speech that unites everyone.
They are all now frenemies and hug each other with the limbs they have left.
But then Gimp Man McOldRacist throws a burning metaphor at Principal SuperSam Jacked.
Samwell Blackson dodges the flaming metaphor and it flies past him,
de-leg-itating John Regina Georgegina Travolocity.
Ms. Norbury, played by Tina Fey Brad Pitt, teaches Gimp McOldRacist a knife-face lesson.
They remove the Gimp mask revealing him to be Leonardo DiCaprio in full slur, struggling with both alcoholism and knife-face.
Amidst all of the commotion The Book of Burns is stolen by bald since birth Bruce Willis and he scowls off to Hollywood in a Cadillac driven by old since birth Steve Buscemi.
In the deep far off distance Quentin Tortellini licks a foot.
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 2 years ago
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Hi! May i know how King will react to his S/O says something dirty to him in public? Not a request, just curious, because lately I'm so into him 😳👉👈 Just ignore this if you want to, thanks! ✨
Imagine King reacting to you dirty talking him in public
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King: *marching down the hallway towards the meeting room* hurry up, if you make me late to this meeting I will not be happy.
You: *running just to keep up with him,* I can't run any faster!
King: you're so slow!
You: then carry me you idiot!
King: what do I look like? A pony?....don't answer that.
You: *mutters under your breath* Horse's don't usually wear gimp masks, sir.
King: What was that?
You: I said, I understand why you would want to carry me, but we both need to attend the meeting, and you are responsible for me sir. So carrying me is the only way we can both get to the meeting and not be late. Unless you have a better idea, big boy.
King: *stops in his tracks, sighs, and crouches down,* climb on my back, you'll have to stand under my wing, so you don't get burned.
You: *hooks your feet into his belt and holds onto his shoulder spikes*
Several weeks later during a meeting
You: *stands on his back during pretty much every day because King hates waiting for you*
King: *whispers, so only you can hear him* I've been carrying around quite a lot lately, and your fat ass is starting to stretch out my belt.
You: You usually like my fat ass, and if that's a problem then perhaps we should get you a pretty little harness that would give me a place to stand. Would you like that, handsome?
King: *his mind immediately goes into the gutter* I don't know.
You: it would probably have to go under your coat, so we don't ruin the lines of your suit too much. Although your suit is pretty tight already, it leaves very little to the imagination. Not that I mind too much.
King: *starting to make the air around him steam* ... I know you don't.
You: *absent-mindedly running your finger over the muscles on his shoulders* oh how so?
King: I catch you staring quite frequently, which I don't mind.
You: I bet you don't, just as I don't mind you when you watch me bathe, you voyeuristic pervert.
King: *starting to get really flustered, and he has to focus on staying still* So I was right, you did know I was there.
You: yes, I hoped you liked the show I put on for you.
King: *starting to get worked up* I ... it did the trick.
You: *purrs* you'll have to repay the favor sometime.
King: *really hopes no one looks t the two of you because he knows he's causing heat mirages, and he has a massive boner*
You: *decides to how him mercy* now about that harness, maybe it could have a function besides giving me a place to stand. Something a little more fun, for both of us.
King: *clears his throat * I'll put in an order.
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singlecelledthot · 3 years ago
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Fancy Meeting You Here
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Welp, I don't know what happened but I took this request all over creation. This is long and I'm not sorry, I hope you enjoy this because I very obviously loved writing it. You get Erron and Kano in there a little bit too and I hope you get the expeirence you wanted outta this Elli! 💕
Pairing: Post!Burn Kabal x Fem!Reader 
Warnings: NSFW, Minor Stalking, Risky Sex, Cumshot, Fingering, Dirty Talk.
 Summary: You're his favorite mailman, it's a shame you both have no idea how to talk to each other.
Tags: @icy-spicy @elligatorrex​ @subarublue​
It had never been your intention to be enlisted as a member of the Black Dragon. You were a vendor at first, delivering goods to clubs and bars across the city, then you started taking under the table payment for extra delivery work. You were trying to get a down payment for your own house and the hourly rate you were being given wasn’t enough to pay for your shitty apartment---let alone a home. So you’d taken some jobs, delivered some extra goods and gathered cash for your troubles. And you were good at it too, so good in fact your reputation spread as a courier who knew how to get any delivery done on time, intact, no questions asked. It was laughable that you’d ever stood a chance of avoiding the Black Dragons.
It had been a simple job; go to some underground fight club and deliver the goods, what you assumed had just been bottles of some high end liquor. You did the job and didn’t think anything of it, staying in the back to drop off the crates and not seeing a soul other than the bar staff who you were handing inventory to. Then it happened again, different place, same staff---it was bizarre and you joked about it during the second delivery. They didn’t laugh. Then it happened again but they insisted you offloaded it yourself this time---you wound up behind the bar slinging bottles onto the shelves and grumbling because the money was too good not to, but you weren’t some fuckin’ shelf stocker. That’s when you’d first seen him, and for a second you wondered if the place doubled as a sex club, because some dude in a gimp mask was sitting at the bar. You got the distinct impression that his unseen eyes were following you as you went about your business.
The fourth time you met the head honcho himself, some Aussie fucker named Kano who smelled like he’d drunk the entire shipment you had delivered. Despite the unpleasant nature of the meeting, it was certainly enlightening. You had caught his eye, he appreciated efficient and morally gray people who could get a job done, and suddenly nobody else would touch you. It was like the Black Dragons had claimed you. You didn’t like the lack of autonomy, but the money suddenly got much better and the work was so consistent you quit your day job. Little did you know, you’d just become an official courier for one of the most dangerous criminal organizations on the planet. 
You’d seen some weird people during your night shifts, besides Kano himself there had been a cowboy wandering around. And then there was Gimp Guy. He didn’t show up too often but when he did it was with the sort of aggressive swagger people who suffered from crippling self-loathing had, he tried too hard. Kano didn’t make it better, whenever the three of them were in the same place together, it was all bared teeth and barely veiled threats. It was on a night like that, that first contact was made. You had been carrying a small box to the back, being informed quickly by one of the veteran staff that the parcel was to be delivered to Kano directly. You glared at your co-workers who clearly weren’t interested in taking it for you---even though you were the one who had to leave the club to get it. Bastards.
Whatever, you weren’t afraid of Kano, no matter how suicidal that may be. So you picked your way through the bustling crowd, avoiding vomit and broken bottles as you climbed up the stupidly tall pedestal that Kano insisted on standing on to look over the crowd. Your knees already hurt, now your patience was bruised too. As you mounted the final few steps, you overheard the arguing, pausing to listen as you were still out of sight.
“If you can’t handle it, Kabal, I might have to rethink this little arrangement.” The sudden wheezing gust of a snarl filled the air and you knew it was Gimp Guy (or Kabal as you just found out). “I’ll fucking handle it. Your pencil dick intel guys didn’t put that SF was involved in the folio.” You could practically feel the cold, smirking expression on Kano’s face. “Didn’t used to be a problem for ya before your little--accident. Maybe you’re getting slow?” The sound of metal hissing against metal filled the air and suddenly, the warm southern drawl of that Cowboy interrupted the tension. “We ain’t alone…”
Without waiting to be summoned, you moved up the steps into view and put on your best apathetic face. You lifted a brow and looked between the three of them before marching up to Kano and shoving the small box towards him. “Here,” He smirked as he held the package between both hands and cocked his head to the side to eye your body like he always did. “Ahhh, Love...I know I can always rely on you. Unlike some fuckin’ people.” You flinched as he pitted you against Kabal, trying not to look at the man as his breathing picked up more loudly through the tubes in his mask, and the leather of his gloves squealed as he clenched his fists. 
“Don’t use me to call out your hired killers, Kano.” Your sass didn’t seem to bother the man, actually he grinned in earnest and pinched his tongue between his teeth as he chuckled at your discomfort. You gave a nod to the cowboy, Erron, who’d always at least left you alone, then turned your attention to Kabal---the stare down was too intense and you quickly looked away to march back down the pedestal. You all but ran to the back room, tucking yourself in a corner and pressing your palm into your chest, where your heart hammered away. 
Nobody had EVER looked at you the way that man had. Like you were a bug pinned under a glass, wriggling and praying for an end. There was no doubt in your mind he wanted you dead. 
Oh, how wrong you were.
He’d been the one to recruit you, bringing attention to Kano that they needed more couriers---that his specialized armor and respiratory gear needed to be handled carefully and that if you had the capacity to do that you could handle any delivery job they threw at you. You see, the thing was, he used to live in your apartment building. He’d seen you before, as covert as his presence in the public eye was, he made a point to be there when you’d leave your apartment. Because, well fuck, you were beautiful, and he liked seeing you. He liked when you got your mail, because you’d always grumble at your shitty key for sticking in the mailbox slot. He liked when you’d wander, sleepy, down the hallways of your floor (his as well) to your apartment after a long day of whatever the hell you did before you’d go work their backstock at night. He loved when you’d knock on the neighbor’s doors when they had packages, just in case anyone was home, so they wouldn’t get stolen. He liked you. And he could never, ever talk to you. Not with his burns, not as he was--a fucking monster trapped in a mobile oxygen tank. 
But here, in the depraved, violent pit of Black Dragons he was your superior, and he could---in theory---confront you on eavesdropping on your employers. Kabal watched you leave, before looking to Kano and snatching the box out of his hands. The Aussie chuckled and followed the trajectory of Kabal’s eyes, tilting his head again to watch your ass pillow against your thighs with each step. Erron was the first to speak, doing a better job of concealing his own stare. “You know, you could probably fuck her if you wanted.” Kabal felt his temperature spike and he snapped at the gunslinger. “The fuck you talkin about, Black?”
“You’ve been eye fucking that sweet little cunt since you got her a job here, Kabal.” Kano joined in on the ribbing, scratching idly at his gratuitous chest hair as he spoke. Suddenly, Kabal wasn’t interested in being there anymore and put  the hook sword he’d drawn back in its spot at his back, storming down the steps to get lost in the crowd. Erron looked to Kano, lifting a brow. “You’re gonna use this against him.” Kano’s smile to the statement was downright foul. “Abso-fuckin-lutely.”
Three Weeks Later….
You had forgotten the incident for the most part to preserve your sanity, it wasn’t great that one-third of your bosses hated your guts, the other two either wanted to fuck you in front of a crowd, or ignore you. Not quite sure what you did to Kabal, you couldn’t help but wonder, even if you did your best not to linger. It was hard when he kept popping up wherever you went in the club, especially when you wound up being part of the packing crew when they moved locations. This was the third time you’d helped them do so since being forced into their employment, and at first you just groaned inwardly---figuring Kabal was there to oversee the proceedings went quickly and without issue. But as the night progressed, you realized it was more like he was there to oversee YOU. He watched you, his mask moving back and forth as you worked until it irked you to the point of lashing out. 
To his surprise, you dropped one of the boxes you’d been hauling into the truck and spun on your heel to face him. You looked pissed, and cleared the space between the two of you so quickly that for a moment he absurdly thought perhaps you had been blessed with speed as well. Shaking off the thought, he looked down at you, arms crossed over his chest as you stopped just out of reach. “Can we talk?” He grunted, tightening his arms over his chest and nodding for you to continue. “We’re talking now.” Your scowl deepend. “No we’re not. I want to talk to you in private.” Kabal would’ve been embarrassed at how fast his heart started beating--if you could see the eager expression on his face. Since you couldn’t he recovered thanks to your ignorance and nodded for you to follow. He took you to a back room, one of the VIP areas that had booths, curtains and doors to conceal anything that happened in there---he didn’t know why he took you in there other than he just---he wanted you alone. As you followed you had the distinct feeling he was taking you somewhere, where he could kill you without making a scene. 
Bravely you followed anyway.
He closed the door behind you when you finally made it into the VIP suite , surprising you but the gesture was intimidating at best so you took it for a tactic. He leaned against the door, effectively trapping you in the room with him, and you did a good job of making it seem like it didn’t bother you, but you were starting to panic. You crossed your arms over your chest, shrinking in size and he realized that you were getting defensive, clearly upset by something he was doing and he swallowed hard at the thought he was making you scared. He was pretty sure you were one of the few people he didn’t want to be scared of him. “So,” He tried to jump start the conversation, “What’s so important you needed me alone to talk about it?”
“Us.”
Kabal jerked, almost uncrossing his arms as he pressed his back into the door behind him. “What?” You rolled your eyes and pulled your shoulders up to your ears to seem even smaller. “You and Me. I think we have a problem.” Shit, did you find out he’d been idly stalking you for months? Kabal started to tap his fingers tunelessly against his bicep, he opened his mouth to question your statement but you beat him to it. “You’ve been glaring--looking at me for weeks. Did I fuck up or something? Kano got you on my tail?” Yeah, you were defensive. Shit.
Kabal pushed from the door, causing you to take a step back and look down at your shoes, he’d never seen you so meek before and it felt like a blow to his ego. It was how he looked wasn’t it? He couldn’t blame you, he could barely stomach looking at himself in a mirror, someone like you would probably struggle to see that there was a man still there. “You do something---?” “No!” Your shout made him pause, but not stop, as he took another step towards you. You mimicked him by taking a step back every time he took one forward, until eventually the back of your knees were hitting the love seat that sat up against the far wall. You fell into a sit, startling you enough to make you yelp and pull your hands up to cover your face. He was going to kill you, this was it.
Hands wrapped around your own, the leather was warm and you didn’t manage much of a fight as Kabal pulled your hands away so he could see you. “You’re scared of me..” His tone made you pause now, your eyes peeling open slowly to gaze up at him--his mask--confused. The expression on your face was so puzzled he almost had to look away from you, it was--god you did things to him. “I’m not scared of you.” Kabal scoffed and lowered your hands into your lap, he crouched down so that you were both face to ‘face’. “If you aren’t scared, why are you shaking?” 
“You hate me! I’m just tired of waiting for you to decide to kill me!”
The barking laughter that rioted around the small room scared you, and you fought to tug your fists back up in front of  your face, Kabal didn’t let you and he had to take steadying breaths to calm himself. Is that what the problem had been? This whole time? “I don’t hate you,” Your ensuing pout almost undid him again--not for the first time he cursed being unable to capture your lip with his teeth. “Then what is your deal?!” You didn’t plan on letting him stay amused, frustration and fear were a heady mixture in your chest and you were tired of being trapped in the limbo of unknowing. He seemed to consider your question, letting go of your hands to rest his arms across the top of his thighs, breathing steady as he stayed in your proximity. He couldn’t back up even if he’d wanted to, you had been so warm under his hands. Even through the gloves you felt like how he’d imagined.
“Who do you think wanted you here?” “Kano said he--” He shook his head, cutting you off suddenly. “It was me,” A chill ran up your spine and settled like ice in your brain, making the whirring cogs of thought stall as you tried to understand just what he was trying to get at. Kabal continued when you didn’t say anything. “I know you, outside of work, we lived in the same building.”
No way. No fucking way.
“You….pulled strings to get me a permanent job here so you could stalk me?” Kabal felt his heart rate spike. “NO! Yes...I mean no! It’s not like that!” Your frustration spiked to match his panic and you stood up suddenly, ignoring how close he was and winding up standing between his knees with your crotch in his face. He stood up quickly to avoid how awkward that would be and in turn loomed over you. You jabbed a finger into his chest, touching the small bit of damaged skin he let show and the contact made his hands shake. “Then what’s it like, Kabal? Cause right now I’m thinking there’s way too much you’re not telling me” 
He finally turned from you and marched off towards the door, for a moment you thought he was going to leave but he turned back to you and you realized he was pacing. “Fuck!” His hands moved to his hair, tugging on the strands as he tried to think on just how he could salvage this. He was coming up blank and the anxiety in his chest was compounded by your silence. “Listen, I--” He looked at you, you looked so scared and it was killing him. “I didn’t know how ok?!” He finally stopped, buzzing with stress as he stared at the ground and dug his fingers into his scalp. “Look at me! I’m a fuckin’ freak and you’re gorgeous and what was I gonna do? Just fuckin’ ask you out for coffee?!”
You felt your fear start to trickle into realization, he didn’t hate you---he definitely didn’t want you dead. Taking a deep breath, you uncrossed your arms and let your body relax. “Kabal, I--” He put a hand up, shaking his head as if to tell you to spare letting him down easy. “Just say it. Just tell me right now you’re not interested so I can go.” But you weren’t sure about how cut and dry your answer was anymore. He’d lived in your apartment building? He’d seen you, you tried to conjure a memory of ever seeing him and found yourself drawing blanks, you didn’t think he was lying, even if you couldn’t remember him. “I’ve never seen you.” You kept surprising him, he was puzzled and stared at you hard, you could just imagine the look of confusion on his face behind the mask. “I’m, uh, I was in 12b.” Suddenly, your back straightened and you shoved a finger at his face. “You’re Chow Mein guy!?” That was not what he expected to hear, but the memory of when you had accidentally stumbled over his take-out one night, when you’d been particularly fragged from your job, came to the forefront of his mind and he couldn’t help it---he huffed out a laugh and shook his head. “Yeah...Yeah I’m chow mein guy.” You’d bought him take out to make up for what you’d done to his food and asked the delivery guy to tell him you were sorry. It was sweet.
The tension bled from the room and a feeling of awkwardness settled in, you looked back to the love seat behind you and thumbed a gesture at it. “Do you uh, do you have time to talk more?” He felt hope well up in his gut for the first time in years, nodding slowly as he joined you. You hadn’t told him you weren’t interested.
A month later….
Getting close to Kabal had been one of the more difficult aspects of your position with the Dragons, but eventually you had convinced him that he could start visiting your apartment if fraternizing in public was uncomfortable for him. He joked that you were just trying to get him alone, his humor was a trait you found you quite liked about him, and you reminded him that it was him who’d started it. He’d agreed and you both wound up sitting on your couch, awkwardly watching the news as you ate cheesy crackers from a styrofoam cup you’d found in your sink. 
He was nervous, his skin clammy as he tried to pay attention to the news and not the way you licked salt from your fingers after each cracker. You knew he was nervous because he did this little thing with his leg, where he’d jiggle it so fast it wasn’t noticeable unless you looked for it. As a joke, you suddenly put your hand on his knee, causing him to jump, and grinned at him. Leaning in, you set your chin on his shoulder, “Hey.” He snorted and stared at the TV rather than the smug look on your cute little face. ”Go away,” You looked scandalized, gasping and leaning back, but not before wiping your cheese fingers on his pant leg. “HEY!”
You laughed, trying to crawl away from him but he’d grabbed you by the ribs and pulled you back to him, lifting you up and wiping the spot on his leg where you had smeared cheese dust with your butt. He didn’t realize what he’d done until he felt the plushness of your ass drag across the top of his thigh, and your laughter suddenly got very quiet and airy. Kabal gulped, setting you down on the cushion next to him and slowly, cautiously, he leaned against you and let his warm bulk rest on your back. It was platonic sort of, he was just resting his chest on you and letting you lean back into him as you shook your head at his antics. “Hey.” He copied your earlier ploy at getting his attention and you turned your head to press your cheek into the side of his mask--he could feel your breath moving his hair. “Hey you,” 
Kabal didn’t know how to take it any farther, just knew that he wanted to, but you met him halfway by wiggling back until you were seated on his thighs and he had no other option than to wrap his thick arms around your belly. You couldn’t help what this warm, comfortable sense of belonging did to you, heat pooled in your belly and spread like wildfire between your legs--especially with Kabal’s thick, muscular thighs twitching underneath you. You remembered how hard it was for him to open up, the month after your first real confrontation with him had given you insight into his self-doubt and loathing and you had worked hard to let him know and feel that it was safe with you. It was a surprise to you both, that in that period of time where you’d allowed yourselves to get to know one another, that being around him was like second nature. Sighing, you grabbed his forearms and moved his hands from your waist to your chest, guiding his hands with your own and enjoying how it felt to have your breasts palmed by someone other than yourself. You shivered as he grunted and bowed against you to press your ass back into his erection, a little pleased at how quickly he’d reacted to you. “Touch me?” He shivered at your breathy tone and took your lead, working the soft flesh of your breasts through your shirt with careful enthusiasm. “Fuck yes.”
You rolled your hips, giving him some friction and yourself a test of the hot, heavy shape of his cock through his pants. His wheezing groan pulled more heat to your pussy and you could feel slickness seep into the apex of your inseam. Kabal suddenly let go of you, causing you to whine at the absence of his heat, “Wait, please don’t sto--” You were cut off by his now naked hands sliding up under your shirt and pushing your bra up to rub rough circles into your nipples. You gasped, hips bucking at the sensation and he leaned you forward until you were trapped under his bulk and he was rocking his hips into your ass. You readily accepted the new position and propped yourself up with your elbows on the arm of your couch. 
“God, I wish you could kiss me.” Kabal didn’t pause, but he gave a groan of pain and picked up his pace. “Fuck, me too--” “We could” “No.” He regretted how quickly he replied, but you didn’t seem hurt by it, something about you he found unbearably attractive, you just rolled with his boundaries when you encountered them. You simply nodded and gave a mean little buck of your hips into him right when he pushed in to grind against you. “Just don’t stop.” He wouldn’t dream of it, instead he bunched your shirt up over your breasts along with your bra, letting them hang free as he pulled back far enough to get his hands down to your hips where he gave the same treatment to your thin-as-fuck pajama pants. With your skin on display, Kabal had to stop grinding into you or he’d get too worked up. He’d wanted this for the better part of a year and never thought it’d happen, now here you were arching your back and presenting your glistening pussy to him with a desperation that mirrored his own. He trailed a hand from your hip to between your legs, sliding his middle finger up your seam and collecting the slickness there on the digit before he spread you open and moaned. “Fuck, Baby. How’d you get wet so fast? You look like a fuckin dream.” Your shy little laugh made him bolder, he slipped a finger up from your clit to your entrance and swirled the wet digit around, when your hips started shaking he stopped and pressed it in. 
You keened loudly, slamming a hand over your mouth and burying your face into your arms, he used his whole body to rock his finger into you, crooking it against the roof of your cunt. “No, no Baby, don't hide from me. Let me hear you, I wanna fuckin’ hear you cum for me.” 
You shakily nodded and uncovered your mouth, gasping out his name as you started rocking your hips in time with the slow pumping of his finger in and out. More liquid built around it, causing a lewd, wet sound to fill your ears and you couldn’t have been any redder in the face. “K-kabal, please I don’t---I don’t wanna cum like this..” He laughed, it was stupid sexy how confidence sounded on him and you perhaps meanly wished you’d known him back when he didn’t have trouble acting that way. “How do you wanna cum?” He added another finger that made you squeak, voice cracking on a moan as the pressure began to build. “You want my cock, Baby? You wanna cum on my dick?” You sobbed his name and he knew then that he couldn’t push you anymore than that, he didn’t have the desire to make either of you wait anymore. 
With your back to him, he pulled back from you, still stroking your insides with his fingers as he undid his belt, the clink of the buckle made your hips jerk up in anticipation and the dark chuckle he uttered at the sight only made you shake harder. He made quick work of his pants, pulling his aching cock free and slipping his hands out of you. Your hips chased his fingers but he alternated hands, wrapping his wet fingers around his cock to stroke your slick across his skin, the other darted out to grab your ass. Keeping you still for him. “Don’t be quiet, I wanna hear how good I feel.” You looked over your shoulder at him, blinking slowly and giving him a single nod--you’d both waited too long. He pressed his cockhead against your folds, rubbing it up and down for a few passes before he pressed in hard, you were tight and his temples ached as he clenched his teeth and finally slipped inside of you with one, smooth push. You wailed, dragging your nails across the armrest, your entire body went rigid and shook so hard he had to let go of himself to grab your hips and pop his hips forward, shoving the rest of his length inside of you. Now hilted, he had to breath to control himself, you were throbbing around him. “Fuck, I can feel your fuckin pulse, you gonna cum already?” You shook your head to deny it, once again hiding your face in your folded arms, but he wouldn’t let you---he needed to hear you. “Yeah you are, you’re gonna cum for me.”
He snapped his hips back, then started a brutal pace, pistoning his hips and pulling you back into each thrust as he lost himself in you. He was so thick, you’d just barely adjusted to him before he was dragging that girthy cock across every inch of you it could reach, striking at your g-spot like a match--sending sparks through your body until you lost the ability to keep your back arched and he held your hips up so he could keep fucking you. Your voice cracked again as you cried his name, devolving into a breathless plea for more that made his back straighten and his guts coil. He could feel the ache for you in every inch of him, from crest to root, right down to his balls, that started tightening faster than he had wanted. It felt like he’d been hard for you for years, wanting and never thinking he could have you---he fantasized with abandon and now here you were--begging for him to make you cum. And cum you did. He reached around to wrap a palm across your belly, pulled you up and back into his hips until he was barely pulling an inch out of you as he fucked deep into your squeezing insides. He could feel himself pushing into you through your soft stomach against his palm, taking quiet pride in how close he was getting to your belly button when he would bottom out. You came with a shout, body stiffening as you clenched around him and squeezed your thighs together to put pressure on your aching clit. His vision blurred, his own hips stuttered up into yours and he was scrambling quickly to pull out. Thick cum painted the back of your thighs, your ass and despite his best efforts, across your pussy lips. He cursed, but couldn’t stop himself from stroking out the last of his orgasm onto your trembling body. You collapsed without his hands on you, lying prone over the arm of your couch and trying very hard to catch your breath. 
His naked hand on your hip, shifting you to roll over onto your side woke you from your daze and you blinked up at him, a warm smile on your exhausted face. You couldn’t see it, but you know he was smiling, perhaps in disbelief as the sexual tension that had been building between the two of you disappeared in favor of the afterglow. He pushed your hair out of your face with his least sticky hand and you managed to kiss his palm before he took the hand back. “You got cum on my couch..” He laughed then, standing up as he tucked himself away and reaching for you. “I did, but I think more than just that, right?” You laughed and let him haul you up into his arms, wrapping your legs around his waist and your arms around his neck as you dozed. He took you to your room, laying you out as he looked for something to clean you up with, he found an old shirt on the floor and decided he’d deal with your complaining later. Once cleaned, he joined you in the bed, pulling your sleepy self into him and wrapping his arms around you. You tilted your head back to place a kiss he wished he could feel across the chin piece of his mask, assuring him through a whisper that you were on the pill, which made him laugh again. 
You were ridiculous, but you were His sort of ridiculous.
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darkpurpledawn · 2 years ago
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I read an ungodly amount of Batman fanfic. Here are my favorite fics completed in January-March 2023 from A to Z!
burn it to ashes by distortopia
An absolutely scorching batjokes fic based on the Deadly Duo comic that uses the (canonical!) gimp mask for all it's worth =))
Grudge Match by frickityfrac
You'll ever be able to think of Dick Grayson and the Joker the same way again--a pairing that seems like it shouldn't work but becomes both plausible and hilarious in this masterpiece
i violated professional boundaries (and all i got was this stupid tee shirt) by paprikaflakes
An ~immensely~ fun Scriddler fic in which every line is better than the last
Let It Slide by finnieston-crane
Incredibly true-to-characrer Batman Unburied Riddler/reader smut oneshot
the quiet noise by littlearrows
Batman's in surgery and Jim Gordon and Superman sit with a distraught but stoic Robin in the hospital waiting room. Really lovely outside pov on baby Dick Grayson
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friggsdc · 4 years ago
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Pairing: Kon-el/ Tim Drake/ GN Reader insert | NSFW* PWP
Warnings: poly, established relationships/roles, consensual noncon, light bondage, palming, edging, anal, fingering, deep throat/gagging
word count: 2400+
It wasn’t your fault that Tim’s Red Robin suit looked something akin to bondage, and it really wasn’t your fault when Kon suggested treating it like bondage when you voiced your thoughts. So it shouldn’t have come as a surprise to Tim when he was gagged and tied up on the couch of a safe house after coming back from patrol. Except it was a surprise as Tim wasn’t in either of your heads, and he was terrified he’d fucked up somewhere, some villain having followed him home to kill him.
No, no, it was just Kon and yourself, visiting from the other side of the planet with no forewarning and “capturing” him.
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a/n: i used to hate his specific RR suit where his cowl looked like a gimp mask to me for the longest time? idk why lol, but now I just wanna see Tim a hot blubbering mess in it??? anyway, established poly relationship and established consensual noncon relationship (haha the three of you are minxes). this is my first upload what the heck
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It wasn’t your fault that Tim’s Red Robin suit looked something akin to bondage, and it really wasn’t your fault when Kon suggested treating it like bondage-play upon hearing your voiced thoughts. So it shouldn’t have come as a surprise to Tim when he was gagged and tied up, sitting on the couch of a safe house when he was taking a short rest from patrol. Except it was a surprise as Tim wasn’t in either of your heads, and it scared hi to think he’d fucked up somewhere, some villain having followed him without his knowing.
No, no, it was just Kon and yourself, visiting from the other side of the planet with no forewarning and “capturing” him. His voice came out muffled from whatever you’d shoved in his mouth (it was sweet and warm and all too familiar) as he tugged on the zip ties holding his wrists behind him. He had just gotten back from a messy fight and wanted to clean up, to wash the sweat and dirt off him before heading back out. Instead, he was given a heart attack and a whole new sheen of sweat.
It seemed like you and Kon had different plans for him though, as the two of you nuzzled either side of his neck and jaw, up to where his ears would normally be if it weren’t for his cowl. His shudder was an instant reaction, swallowing thickly in sudden anticipation, his cock almost twitching even if he wasn’t thrilled that he was still gross from patrol. 
He could feel the ministrations of your faces, he could feel your lips giving sloppy kisses, and he could feel the warmth of your breathing, though muted from the strength of his tactile fabric. He whimpered slightly at wanting to feel more, wanting skin to skin contact with the two of you, the cloth in his mouth now soaked from his own spit building up, a bit escaping to gloss his lips.
“Mmfh,” he jerked slightly as the two of you spread his legs, each straddling one, though making sure not to put too much pressure on them. Immediately, your hands were all over him in the places he didn’t care about and not in the places that mattered. Rubbing your hands on his sore legs, squeezing at his inner thighs right next to his now obvious restricting pants, with Kon and your fingers intertwining in the exploration. Eventually you trailed your fingers up and down his abdomen, getting so low only to stop above the twitching mound, then trail back up. This was not fair, and after not seeing you two for a while, it was even worse, painful.
You mewled in his ear in sync to his whimpering, riding on his leg and leaving a visible wet spot, stimulating yourself. Similarly, Kon let out slutty moans as he rubbed his cock against Tim’s other leg, a wet spot of his own forming. Then his mouth suddenly found the crook of Tim’s neck as he sucked on the fabric to muffle himself, his strength being of use. The two of you were getting off on his thighs, hot breaths fanning his face and putting him into a state of misery as his own breathing was like a battle. 
He swore he was getting off on the sight alone, the feeling of you two against him only intensifying the throb between his legs. His body jolted again, head falling back, letting out a loud strangled groan as the two of you finally ran your hands over his bulge, Kon took the top, you the base. Kon rubbed circles on the head, loving the feel through Tim’s pants, loving the way his muscles shuddered and rippled. Tim’s balls, similarly massaged by one of your hands, a bit rough due to the fabric, but mostly sweet. Your eyes darkened at seeing his clothes showing obvious wet spots, especially his pants.
Your free hand went to Kon’s mouth and eagerly, he sucked on three digits, tongue gliding over them in front of Tim’s gagged face. He couldn’t handle it anymore, it was enough that Tim came from the small frictions, making a mess inside his pants. Neither your ministrations nor Kon’s ceased, continuing to expertly rub him in ways only you two knew would drive him crazy. It wasn’t an intense orgasm, Tim hadn’t been given proper stimulation for that on purpose. Kon and you wanted to drag this out (living so far from Tim meant visiting was infrequent, and the two of you wanted to make the most of it).
There was no time to let him recoup, there was no time to let him come down from his high. No, the two lovers in front of him made him ride out his high, not allowed to come down till they had their turn.
His breathing couldn’t find the time to catch up, huge gulps of air taken through his flared nostrils, chest heaving as he fell forward, leaning against you. He moaned at the sight of you two against him, the heat already reignited in the pit of his stomach. He really wanted to fuck you, or Kon, or both. He really really wanted to ram his cock into one of you, he didn’t care which, he wouldn’t be picky.
He wasn’t even bothered by the previous sweat and dirt anymore, his body hot and sticky and lost in the pleasure and feeling of you two. All he wanted right now was to be free, to touch and rub the two of you back, to hold and kiss Kon and yourself. As he watched a trail of spit string from Kon’s tongue, sticking out from between his lips, to your reluctant fingers, he began to grow impatient. 
Tim was jealous as he watched your fingers trail down Kon’s backside, across taut, thick muscles, a line of saliva leaving a wet trail for the air to cool. “A-ah…” Kon shuddered excitedly as he leaned against Tim’s chest, pushing him back, his hand still giving light strokes to Tim’s cock, keeping it wanting.
A finger found it’s way into Kon’s ass, pumping lightly to help the spit make sliding easier. A second finger soon joined the first once there was enough lubricant (between Kon’s spit and Kon’s juices, it was easier to prep). Tim watched with dark, heated eyes as your fingers pumped in and out of Kon’s ass, now wiggling in time with each movement. 
Tim wanted to help. 
Kon was making even more sounds now, even sweeter than before as his own eyes glazed over with lust, staring at Tim. A third finger and Kon was gone, pumping into his ass, feeling around the soft warmth inside, and spreading him open with sloppy noises.
“K-kon…” you moaned in Tim’s ear, his heart skipping a beat with a heated need, “I think… I think this naughty pervert should be taught… ah…! W-what happens when you run around…” you gulped, moaning in Tim’s ear again, “in such a lewd outfit...” the heat pooled in his stomach, making him thrust his hips forwards. Kon was making little noises against Tim’s neck, “Hah… L-look at him… What a pervert… he’s all messed up in the head,” Tim’s cock was throbbing, the pants were too tight, the teasing was making his eyes tear up.
Kon and your palms stopped touching Tim’s cock to push his hips down when he thrusted, causing a strangled cry of pain. Finally, fucking finally the two of you pulled his pants down in unison, his cock springing free with an almost relieved whimper from Tim. The cool air was almost a comfort on his soaked and burning member before another shudder violently wracked his body, your tongues gliding across his shaft. He stared down at the two of you, breathing so heavily he could have hyperventilated if he tried harder.
Please--
He watched the two of you shift, Kon taking his place on Tim’s lap as you sat next to the two of them on the couch. Holding Tim’s cock, you helped guide Kon’s ass to sit down, watching Tim’s cock stretch him even further than your fingers. Kon’s face twisted as he took half of Tim, ass raising back up before falling back down with a sloppy sound. 
His ass went back down, taking more of Tim and he raised again, this time he sat down all the way to the hilt and had to keep from bouncing, wanting to feel the heat. He sat there for a moment, breathing heavily and feeling his insides stretched so wide, filled so full with Tim’s cock inside him. “T-Tim…” Kon choked out, leaning his head down against Tim’s neck, slightly elevated now, as you went to grab Kon’s own cock, now sticking out and throbbing.
He whimpered and this time when Tim bucked his hips, neither of you two stopped him, and he about came deep into Kon’s ass from the one movement. The hand not holding Kon’s cock went to the base of Tim’s under Kon’s ass, grabbing somewhat tightly earning a loud, muted yelp from Tim. Kon and yourself had been patient the last few weeks, burning with a growing desire, so you wouldn’t let Tim finish so quickly.
Kon was so tight around Tim’s hard cock, a delicious warmth sucking him in so hungrily that he briefly wondered when the last time you stuck a dildo up Kon’s ass was. The thought was lost though, Kon was already sloppy, face already flushed and messed up just from sitting there. He leaned over to pull the panties from Tim’s mouth, built up saliva falling down the front of his suit and across Kon’s dick. Tim’s heart gave a strange bump, excited, wondering which of you two had been wearing them. “F-fuck it’s so tight…” the first thing out of Tim’s mouth, “K-Kon… move…” It was somewhere between an order and begging, and Kon began moving his ass up and down in compliance.
As your head leaned down to suck on Kon’s cock, now bouncing with his ass and Tim’s additional thrusting, Kon’s hand came to rest on your head. Your lips were able to catch Kon, having done this plenty of times as his hand began guiding you with his thrusts. Tim’s cock pumping into his ass and then your lips sucking on his own had Kon a mess for words. He couldn’t even think straight as he leaned against Tim, lips smashing against the other male’s.
Their breath was hot and mixed, the strong odors of sweat and grime mixing with their lust, but they couldn’t tell over the musky smell of sex and cum.
Tim couldn’t move his wrists, but he could move his hips and his lips, both taking in Kon as greedily as Kon wanted him. The buildup wasn’t too hard for either of them, thanks to the ample preparation and foreplay (which Kon and yourself loved, though it was torture for Tim since he was always the target of your and Kon’s affections). Kon sucked on Tim’s tongue, soft and slippery before their lips melted, tongues invading each other and in almost no time at all, Kon felt himself losing control in your mouth. 
The sweet, salty taste of Kon’s precum filled your mouth and nose, an intoxicating scent that always had you going. You loved watching Kon go crazy from your mouth, your tongue swirling around the tip with a sense of pride. Teeth barely ghosted the sides at times as the back of your throat sucked in tightly, squeezing with a gag as his cock thrust too far.
You could feel his cock hitting your uvula, rubbing the back of your throat as your mouth had relaxed, getting used to the size invading it. Eventually, with some difficulty, you had been able to take him a bit deeper, your moans making him shiver. Then you felt it, a slight ripple trembling from the base of his cock to the tip, his stomach shuddering. Suddenly there was a warm feeling filling the back of your throat, forced to swallow all of Kon as he came. 
Tim kept riding him out, your eyes tearing up in pain as Kon’s cock stayed deep in your throat, still holding down, not wanting to let you move. It was hard to breathe, your own arousal flaring from the intensity that the lack of oxygen brought, and Kon filling up your mouth like a delicious lollipop. You were lightheaded. Kon’s hand eventually slipped off, somewhat drained, letting you up for air as his cum dripped down your chin, breathing greedily.
Kon was wobbly on top of Tim as he slowed his hips, letting the super sag against him to rest for a moment. The three of you did your best to take in gulps of air for different reasons, Kon’s eyes finding yours with a look of apology in them. You only smiled at him, coming up to give him a kiss, his “Superboy” stamina coming back almost immediately as the two of you began heating up. Neither of you could see it, not that you were paying attention, but Tim’s brow was furrowed, eyes narrowed behind his cowl at the two of you getting hot and bothered again.
There was only so much Tim could take, his mind now somewhat clearer as his hands busied themselves behind his back, “you two…” Kon and yourself only stopped making out to side-eye Tim, not at all worried by the warning in his voice. So instead, the two of you did what you did best, leaning over to include Tim in your battle of tongues. 
It wasn’t sex, it wasn’t going to make his dick hurt, wasn’t going to make his mind go crazy, it was just passionate kissing. He couldn’t help but respond, this was one of his favorite parts, when you and Kon went from sex starved minxes to passionate lovers. The trust the three of you had in each other was overwhelming, your hearts all in sync with one another.
Kon and yourself were too absorbed in the flavor of Tim and each other, mixing your tastes up as much as you could before yelping, Tim’s hands on either side of both of your hips, squeezing. He had freed his hands, now pressing the two of you against him as much as he could, the short break helping him recover. “As much as I’d love to shower…” Tim looked between the two of you, all three of your heads resting together in a sweaty mess, “I think…” Tim’s head tilted slightly, covered eyes coming to rest on you, Kon’s own beautiful blues trailing after,
“A-ah…” you moaned, both of their lips now on your neck, pressing you up against the couch.
Tim would have to talk to you two about not giving him a heart attack later.
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nicopony79 · 3 years ago
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Burn Baby Burn
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It was around 1995 or 96 that I read Inferno, my first major story arc/event. Could I tell you what it was about? No...just that it was batshit crazy and I loved it. There were demons, Sinister who is and always will be freakin' disturbing, the use of the cringe-y word "broodmare" several times, and Havok in a gimp-suit. What's not to like?
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Most of all, I came away from Inferno loving Madelyne Pryor. "But Nico," I say to myself, "she tried sacrificing her baby to demons." Yes, that. Okay.
BUT ---
Fast-forward from 1996 to 2014, and me in the throes of postpartum depression, and like...I kinda see where Maddie's comin' from. My husband went and purchased a used late-2000s Subaru that smelled of cigarettes without my input. Homicide did cross my mind involving me driving said Subaru into oncoming traffic.
So in Maddie's defense, if your husband abandons you and your baby for a woman who looks like you (only without the burden of having a baby to take care of or stretch marks), then you find out you're a clone who's sole purpose is to serve as an incubator, I'd say ritualistic sacrifice doesn't seem so far-fetched. I mean, when my breast pump became possessed and started chanting "white power" to me at 3am, I kinda decided it was time to maybe get some medical intervention. Maddie didn't get anti-depressants, she got Sinister. Yeah, "crazy ex" is an overused thing. But Summers had it comin'.
Also, girl, that outfit post-baby... Gotta say: wow.
So Inferno 2.0. Will I be reading this? Sure, but only for the hope of seeing Sinister doing crazy shit.
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I can't say I'm rooting for anyone to succeed in this Inferno. “Sometimes it’s like watching a wasp land on a stinging nettle: someone’s going to get stung and you don’t care.” Terry Pratchett, Night Watch.
I hope all the players get burned.
Mystique and Destiny... one of Sinister's Secrets was: "This Quiet Council member isn’t actually fooling anyone, they’re fooling everyone. Wear a mask long enough and eventually it starts wearing you. Such a shame, not being able to let things go." (Is this about Xavier? I'd say Xavier is wearing more of a helmet than a mask.) Who's got a mask?
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Mystique saying: "Me, I do!"
Mystique may look good in blue, but she is no Elsa and is not about to Let It Go. Why is Mystique always walkin' around wearing Irene's face? Has Mystique been talking to herself the whole time? Maybe it'll turn out that Mystique is crazy or Destiny is crazy or they both are and Irene only exists in Mystique's head. Anyway, Maddie will be returning and we'll have a glut of crazy-ass women.
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