#burgie

[rockpaperscissuhs]

[hoosiersfluffypinksweatpants]

the pacific as tweets

[crows-canvas]

im sorry dog wizard but i wanted to do a Wicked reference but then it looked bad and then suddenly i wanted to draw capochin but be mean about it

[game-grumped]

Dan’s Burgie censors in the 2024 Halloween 10mph

[sachart]

The ever underappreciated Sergeant of King Company

Every time I thought the eyebrows were big enough I'd check the reference and add on more

Thank you @lamialamia for your suggestion!

[tumbwr]

[lesbians4kurt]

lowkey sobbing and throwing up at the thought of old gene with this pic on the wall

[iceiceicecold]

What Your Favorite Pacific Character Says About You (based on personal experience)

Sledge- Type 1: You’re learning to find joy and beauty in everything you do and see. You’ve lived most of your life as a cynic, but you’re learning how to have hope. U got this brother

Type 2: Horny Joe Mazzello superfan and 80s fanatic. Put down your iPad that has queen‘s rock in rio pulled up on YouTube and go outside.

Snafu- OKAYYY WE GET IT you think he’s hot!! stop being so horny on the internet!! You also have AWFUL taste in men, but GREAT taste in music. You were probably raised Southern and smoke a LOT of pot.

Burgie- You either have a savior complex or ur fav BoB character was Shifty.

Sydney- You describe your type in men as “golden retriever” and tend to have relationships that all of your friends are jealous of. You also more than likely have a hyper-feminine aesthetic and a weird thing for Robert Irwin.

Basilone- You probably have a thing for firefighters, but not cops, and like to stalk gym rats on instagram. You like your men beefy and a little stupid.

Lena- You’re either a lesbian or you were just really happy to see a woman with a real personality in wwii media.

Leckie- You REALLY liked lord of the flies and great gatsby in high school are more than likely one of those cinephiles who prioritizes look and aesthetic over plot. You also have a journal that you take VERY seriously.

Hoosier- You just want someone to boss ur ass around. Don’t think I don’t see it. We all do.

Chuckler- You’re just kind of normal. Like there’s nothing really wrong with you, you just have common sense and a somewhat stable sense of self.

Runner- I literally don’t even know how to describe Runner fans. They’re kind of jacks of all trades, but also they just kinda keep to themselves? Y’all r an enigma.

De L’Eau- You listen exclusively to sad bisexual girl music and talk about your “babygirls” that are just grown men with mental illnesses.

Ack-Ack- Daddy issues.

Hillbilly- Daddy issues but somehow more complicated.

[notaplaceofhonour]

Burgie??? is that you??

[blood-mocha-latte]

like scraps of paper

poem for when the rain soaks through your boots or your heart feels like a heavy animal

[pooptoucher4000]

Omg i played binding of isaac and made mac watch and then i talke dto mac about bill cipher for 4 hours and i got mad cuz i saw a drawing of weyoun didint like and then i almost passed out because i just dont like eating food anymore and he ordered me veggie burger to my apartment at 1 AM thank you mac you take really good care of me

[rockpaperscissuhs]

Burgie's POV: You left your mortar squad unsupervised for one (1) night, and Sledge and Snafu had a verbal altercation, which then tipped Peck over the edge into a mental breakdown and got Hamm killed

Day 2: Outsider POV for SLEDGEFU WEEK 2024

@sledgefuweek

[georgieluz]

can we PLEASE talk about burgie putting an absolutely smashed eddie to bed and tucking him in??? please?!

"hillbilly, burgin and a couple of other marines spent one saturday night downing homemade alcohol and grapefruit juice, telling jokes and singing songs. they got so sozzled that burgin had to put the others to bed" - devil dogs

"one saturday night on banika four of us were sitting around – hillbilly jones, yarborough, myself and somebody else. maybe sarrett. i can't recall. we were pouring 190-proof alcohol in the bottom of a canteen cup and filling the rest with grapefruit juice. we were singing and telling jokes and drinking that stuff, and by ten thirty we started to run low on grapefruit juice, and so we poured in more alcohol. oh, my god. you talk about drunk. i had to put all three of them to bed, i mean every single one. haul him to his feet. there was a jeep outside that had a 250-gallon water tank on the back, with a spigot on the side. i'd wrestle each one out there and stick his head under the spigot and run water over him until i thought he could make it to the tent more or less upright. i'd get him there and put him on his cot. tuck him in. all three of them." - islands of the damned

also the fact that burgie was like "look at these drunks! i had to tuck them in and i'm still standing and still walking straight! yeah i'm fine" and then woke up so hungover he was vomiting blood everywhere and said he'd never vomited so hard in his whole life bc yeah, baby boy, ofc you were, that was 95% alcohol, my guy

[purple-owl-lady]

It's the most wonderful time of the year 🎃

That's right fellow humans, IT'S NIBBLE TIME!!!

Spooky season just got started, and as a annual tradition here, I made some fanart and OC art that's Halloween themed. Just this year, to celebrate my 5th anniversary if doing this shit, I went extra and remade some art from past years (except 2023).

So let's start with my first nibble ever: "Ghoul Grumps".

*Original one here*

This is going to be every day until October 31st, so get ready 👻

☕My ko-fi☕

[waterandtempest]

thinking about sensitive burgie who’s so eager to please as a new nco that he doesn’t realize the attitude he’s gained towards snafu until it’s too late.

and snaf who’s so sick of it grabs his little face with one hand, staring him down. and burgie, god he whines. practically begs for it. he’s already got tears welling in his eyes and a pretty apology ready to fall from his lips,,

snaf who doesn’t want to hear it, just ready to bend him over his lap until burgies a crying mess.

sighhhhhhhh

[quietthelions]

please enjoy this cap of Dan I got when I paused the evil Burgie t-shirt bloopers I was watching this morning I'm kind of in love with it