hi im back frm doing lsd in the forest and im getting dick mondells
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*Crocodile and Nico Robin, sitting in a Raindinners board meeting, listening to a boring presentation...*
Robin: Uuugh, this is the longest two hours of my life...
Crocodile: Just wait until childbirth, sister.
Robin: What?
Crocodile: What?
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i started isat a while ago and drew the little guy! and have been advised to release them onto the wilds of tumblr ,,, so after much consideration here is a quick Little Fellow sketch :]
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Two insufferable idiots visit the library. Transcript below as my handwriting is really teeny tiny in that last panel.
Panel 1:
Medic: So, we rounded the corner and all those idiots were bunched up around the kart. I pop, and Misha here swept his gun around like it was the hand of God. There was blood everywhere! A full team on one kritz! Hahahaha! What a day! You're probably thinking but Mr. Ludwig, wouldn't they all respawn at once? Yes. They did. It was terrible, but-
Librarian (off screen): Sir. Sir please.
Panel 2:
Librarian : Okay, very good sirs. Your library books are still overdue and covered in...blood?
Medic (off screen): And viscera!
Panel 3:
Heavy: Is OK. I will pay.
Panel 4:
Medic: I really thought my enchanting anecdote would get those fines waived for you!
Heavy: Is OK Doktor, story was good. You had to be there though. Thanks for coffee.
Medic: Ja, you're welcome. It was the least I could do after ruining those books.
Heavy: You...you said it was Pyro and Scout...
Medic: I did?
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One time I was at a restaurant in Edinburgh with my friends and I ordered a burger with no pickles and when the food came out, the waitress brought everyone's plates but mine which was instead brought by a German waiter who paused, looked at my burger, looked at me and, with an exaggerative pout, said in the most mocking, pitiful tone, "No pickles?" and I shook my head and he frowned condescendingly before setting down my burger like I was the wettest most pathetic creature he’d ever seen and I still think about him a lot
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