#bumblebee Tubbo

[transbeeduo]

you know that one video of a corgi doggy paddling while being held above water. I think bug does that. Doggy paddles and flaps their teeny tiny wings

REAL!!!!!!!!!!!! Holding Bug like that vvvv and Bug puffs up and their wings flap and buzz… little bumblebee who is doing such a good job swimming…

[justaltruix227]

||Honeybee - Ranboo, Tubbo & Michael||

Song: Honeybee - Steam Powered Giraffe Art: FuzzyCryptid - YT Fandon: DSMP

"Oooo Ooo Oooo Ooo." The Enderman sat in a field of flowers humming to himself, tail flickering around as the wind carried some petals past.

"You didn't have to look my way." The Enderman tilts his head to the side, following the petals. Spotting the small ram and his son beginning to approach.

"Your eyes still haunt me to this day." A warm smile on the brunette's face slowly melted one on the Endermans' as well, Tubbos, mismatched eyes look down to the toddler in his arms.

"But you did. Yes, you did" The Enderman looks down to the allium he's holding and then back up to his boy.

"You didn't have to say my name" As Tubbo got closer, Ranboo reached over and placed the flower between Michael's ear.

"Ignite my circuits and start a flame. But you did." A smile formed on Michael's face as the two of them sat down to join the Enderman.

"Oh, Turpentine erase me whole." The memory of that day starts to go dark, as Ranboo's memory slips.

"Cause I don't want to live my life alone." Ranboo reaches a hand out to try and get Tubbo's attention, only for the Ram's blackout figure to move further away.

-

"Well, I was waiting for you all my life." Ranboo closed his outstretched hand, tears staining his face as he sat up.

"Oh." A small bzt comes from his hand as he begins to open the tightly closed fist.

"Why" A small honeybee sits in his palm, wings a little crinkled but not damaged from the pressure.

"Set me free, my... honey-bee," The bee begins to fly away. A small smile on his face as tears formed.

"Ho-ney-Bee." The bumblebee flies around the Enderman a few times before taking off for good. A sad chuckle as the Enderman gets up for the day.

-

"You didn't have to smile at me." An image of Tubbo comes into his mind when they first met, so innocent and sweet. His bee boy.

A soft smile on his face, horns barely showing past his fringe as he wore his green shirt. "Your grin's the sweetest that I've ever seen." Comparing the ram to how he looks now.

Scars trailing over his body from the firework, a detonation button for his nukes in hand. "But you did. Yes, you did." But he still had a smile on his face, he was still him, he still was his bee.

-

"You didn't have to offer your hand." He remembers following Tubbo around with a grass block on him, the ram talking his ear off about his plans to build Snowchester.

-

"Cause since I've kissed it I am at your command." A smile on their faces as they talk to Foolish about building them a mansion to live in together. "But you did."

-

"Oh, Turpentine erase me whole," The duo explained to Tommy how they fell in love after the marriage. Tom's mouth was wide open with shock but congratulated them.

-

"I don't want to live my life alone." Ranboo made it back to his house, only to find out his 'Do Not Read' book was missing, only to later find it in one of his double chests.

-

"I was waiting for you all my life." Reaching Dream's cell in Pandora's Vault he shifted awkwardly as Dream began to thank the hybrid for the help, Ranboo denied any form of help as Dream revealed his chest was full of copies of his missing book.

"Oh," Opening one of the books, he's met with the realisation the front page is blank...

"Why." Only a :) on the page.

"Set me free, my... honey-Bee." Ranboo began to freak out, as blocks around him began to collapse, and the prison floor began to crumble around him, causing him to fall to his death in the pit of lava.

-

"Ho-ney-Bee." He awakes in his obsidian 'panic room' rocking back and forward. The signs around the room provide no comfort. He cries as he tries to remember anything. His friends, his enemies, what side he was on - anything.

-

"Hello Goodbye, Twas nice to know you." Ranboo goes to find another stronghold, deciding to make a lab for him to relearn the powers he's long forgotten.

Honeybee.

"How I find myself without you" He reaches for the potion labelled 'remember test #1'. Hands shaking as he gulped it down as he sat in his lab.

-

"That I'll never know." He panics as he flips through his first memory book. Seeming frustrated with the words, he lights a fire.

Honeybee.

"I let myself go." As he slowly moves the book to the flame, the sides of the book begin to catch aflame. Only to quickly put out the flames realising to burn the book would mean to forget.

I let myself go.

-

"Hello Goodbye, I'm rather crazy." The cold breeze hit his face as he realised Nikki and Technoblade saw him. After talking to him and getting his opinion on things, they began to loosen up.

"And I never thought I was crazy." The two extended an invitation to The Syndicate with open arms. Only to have them discuss Snowchester. -

"But what do I know?" Ranboo runs into his and Tubbo's home to destroy the ladders up to Michael's room.

But what do I know?

"I let myself go." Finally exhaling as The Syndicate leaves, a chuckle of relief comes from Tubbo as he gently punches the Enderman's arm.

I let myself go.

-

"Honeybee." The chilled air flows through the window in Snowchester, Ranboo takes a second to regain his composure as a tear slides down his face because of the memories.

"Honeybee." He looks down at the rose sitting on the window sill, a small bee landed comfortably on the petals. the buzzing providing comfort.

Honeybee.

"Hello Goodbye, Twas nice to know you." He hears soft giggles behind him from his son.

"How I find myself without you." "That I'll never know." He wipes the tears off his face as he turns and smiles at the toddler. The piglin gave a warm smile to the enderman as he waved to his dad.

Honeybee.

"I let myself go." Ranboo walks over and leans down to place a kiss on Michael's forehead before moving back to the stove.

"Hello goodbye, I'm rather crazy." A sigh leaves his mouth as he's glad he's back in the present. He begins to make the rest of the pancakes.

-

"And I never thought I was crazy" He remembers finding Micheal in the nether.

But what do I know?" The smile on the Piglin's face when he saw the gold carrots in Ranboo's hand.

But what do I know?

I let myself go" Micheal laughed at Tubbo and Ranboo as they caught him a new chicken.

I let myself go.

Hello Goodbye, twas was nice to know you." Tuboo and Micheal sit patiently as Ranboo sets the timer of a camera before sprinting over to them. Smiles on all their faces.

That I'll never know.

-

"How I find myself without you." A small thump and something grabbing his leg causes the Enderman to look down.

"Hello Goodbye, I'm rather crazy." The piglin clings to his leg smiling up as Ranboo bends down to pick him up.

I let myself go.

"And I never thought I was crazy." He boops the kid's nose as he places him on the table next to where he's cooking.

Hello Goodbye, twas was nice to know you." Michael scoffs down the pancakes before taking Ranboo's hand to play with him.

But what do I know?

How I find myself without you." Ranboo smiles as he gets onto his knees to play blocks with his son, his tail flicking around.

"Hello Goodbye, I'm rather crazy." The enderman's focus on building the perfect tower stops him from hearing the door click.

"And I never thought I was crazy." Just as he finishes placing the last block, the Piglin is up and running to the door. A small brunette walks in shrugging his jacket off with a smile on his face.

Now you have to go.

[emwritessometimes]

What I’ll write

Dreamsmp

Dreamwastaken

Georgenotfound

Sapnap

Karl Jacobs

Wilbur soot

Tubbo

Tommyinnit

Quakity

Maze runner

Thomas

Newt

Minho

Gally

Teresa

(Any movie set)

Umbrella Academy

Luther

Diego

Alison

Klaus

Five

Ben (sparrow and umbrella versions)

Viktor

Lila

(Any season set)

Avengers

Tony Stark

Peter Parker

Thor

Loki

Natasha

Wanda

MJ

(Any movie set)

Harry Potter

Harry Potter

Ronald Weasley

Hermione Granger

Fred Weasley

Neville Longbottom

Draco Malfoy

Ginny Weasley

(Any movie set)

Lord of the Rings

Aragorn

Legolas

Gimli

Boromir

Faramir

Frodo

Pippin

Samwise

Merry

Arwin

The Hobbit

Thranduil

Legolas

Tauriel

Thorin

Pirates of the Caribbean

Jack Sparrow

Will Turner

Elizabeth Swan

Rings of Power

Galadriel

Elrond

Isildur

Elanor

Eärien

Bronywm

Theo

Throndir

Ontomo

Poppy

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Mirage

Arcee

Bumblebee

Cheetor

Airazor

Mandolorian

Din Djarin (Mando)

Bo-Katan

Cara Dune

Call of Duty

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley

John ‘Soap’ Mactavish

Kyle ‘Gaz’ Garrick

John Price

Shadow and bone

Alina Starkov

Mal aretov

Max Brekker

Jesper Fahny

Matthias

Aleksander

Dylan

Nina Zenik

Zoya

Inej

Genja Sadfin

Nikolai Lantsov

Pekka Rollins

Tolya

David Kostyk

Cobra Kai

Miguel

Robby

Hawk(Eli)

Sam

Tory

Moon

Kenny

Demetri

Anthony

Hazbin Hotel

Charlie

Alastor

Vaggie

Adam

Lute

Emily

Vox

Angel dust

Husk

Sir penstious

Cherry bomb

Lucifer

School Buss Graveyard

Aiden Clark

Ashlyn Banner

Ben Clark

Tyler Hernandez

Taylor Hernandez

Logan Fields

Maverick

Ready player one

Wade Watts (Parzival)

Samantha Cook (Art3mis)

I will also write

Smut (for certain characters)

Fluff

Angst

Platonic

Yandere

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Please let me know if there are any other shows or movies that you would like to see! I will try my best to get to everyone. Send a request and I will see if I can do it.

For some of these characters I am uncomfortable doing any kinda of smut considering some of them are teenagers. But other than that yall pretty much have free reign. Yall can also be anonymous if yall want to

Also sorry it’s so long. I wanted yall to be able to choose freely

🌺❤️🫶

[nomsfaultau]

Daily ask №19!

Random thoughts edition!

1. Why does everyone else have normal names but Blade is THE Blade? Nobody calls Tommy The Tommy. Is The his first name and Blade his last?

2. Tubbo's opinion on bumblebees

3. What if Tubbo was made out of other insects ex. Worms, butterflies, mosquitoes (that one would be horrifying) etc

4. Do swears in other languages also get censored? With the word muffin in English or in the language of the swear word? What if there isn't a word for muffin in the language?

5. What would happen in the Fault crew tried to ride a bike? Assuming they each get a bike according to their proportions (Wilbur's changes height, yes). And Tubbo gets their legs back just magically. + What would their bikes look like? (Ex. Filled with stickers, minimalist black sleeky bike, a poorly bedazzled one, one that's barely holding together)

+ a bonus question, you technically didn't answer the first question in the last ask, aka what if the fault crew gets into dsmp in Pogtopia, and I was actually sorta excited for the Slowly going mad Wilbur meeting with the fault one, the whole right after the festival Tubbo meeting, Technoblades strategizing together, Fault Phil potentially getting noticed by C!Mumza, Tommy.. not sure abt him tbh. But you get the point. You don't gotta answer but I'd appreciate it!

Alright lets gooooo not writing this at 11 this time

1. Why does everyone else have normal names but Blade is THE Blade? Nobody calls Tommy The Tommy. Is The his first name and Blade his last?

No first or last name, simply The Blade (thuh not thee, he’s not the definitive blade by which all other blades are measured). That’s what he decided to name himself back when he was developing a sense of identity, which would’ve been around the edgy teenage years. In formal settings he’s Mr. The Blade, and he’ll tease you if you forget the The. And it’s always The Blade, not the blade, unless you’re Tubbo and it’s a subconscious undermining of The Blade’s personhood.

In Doyalist explanation, it’s cause I felt like the name Technoblade stuck out in the settling and broke emersion. Which I figure is not a problem for anyone really deep in the sauce. What I do for Techno’s name really depends on the piece. In MFR it’s intentionally Techno (not Technoblade as Phil calls him) as a casual and alienation from the naming conventions of the rest of sbi. In more modern settings he might be Techno, in fantasy it’s Technoblade.

2. Tubbo's opinion on bumblebees

Stupid and cute. They probably try to avoid other hives to limit territorial disputes, competition for pollen, etc. They are prejudiced against wasps tho. Which does not reflect the author’s views.

3. What if Tubbo was made out of other insects ex. Worms, butterflies, mosquito (that one would be horrifying) etc

The key principle of Tubbo is the eusociality of colony bees and their construction of nests. This is not a trait shared by worms, butterflies, mosquitoes, and other species of bees which are independent organisms. Organisms such as termites, ants, and wasps would be on the table. It would be hard for termites and ants given most of them can’t fly so their movement would be very difficult. They’d be very heavy, potentially made of soil and mounds. Wasps would function very similarly to current Tubs, though I believe their morals would be rather different as to attack another isn’t as much as a personal cost.

Tubbo could also be made of moles, which are the only eusocial mammals. Or I guess we can open it to other forms of cooperative units. Like rats. Or lions.

But as to the real question, I think it would be fun for worm Tubbo to have like more rot alignment, things start decomposing if around them long enough. And if they’re monarch butterfly aligned (since I know that species at least has some seasonal colony behavior) then they’d have different level of power at different time of years in accordance to the super migration. And hibernate in winter everyone say aww in the chat. Mosquito would make addition into the Hive mind extra sinister, since it gets this edge of we need to take the blood and bodies of people in order to maintain our population.

4. Do swears in other languages also get censored? With the word muffin in English or in the language of the swear word? What if there isn't a word for muffin in the language?

Wilbur and Philza test this.The further the language gets from relation to modern English the less likely swears will be censored by Halo. Philza is pleading for the day linguistic drift allows him new modern swears because this will affect him forever and ever because it is a permanent curse upon any who have ever cursed within a set distance from Halo. It is always the word muffin regardless if the speaker knows what muffin means. It also censors written words, and rude gestures. Also it’s not always the most consistent? Like sometimes hell gets censored, other times it isn’t. Tubbo gets to say bastard once. I’m not sure how slur identity politics interact with it. Halo is the final arbiter of who gets the n-word pass. He would solve all twitter disputes and start many new ones.

5. What would happen in the Fault crew tried to ride a bike? Assuming they each get a bike according to their proportions (Wilbur's changes height, yes). And Tubbo gets their legs back just magically. + What would their bikes look like? (Ex. Filled with stickers, minimalist black sleeky bike, a poorly bedazzled one, one that's barely holding together)

Tommy begs and begs for his to look like a motorcycle. He wants flame decals and everything. His handles are extra grippy of help with slipping hands. Phil’s seat is probably strange to deal with his tail. It’s an absolutely ancient prototype bike with the massive front wheel and he works very hard to keep it functional. If Wilbur’s changes with height he’s using it to run over people lmao. It’s a very un proportional bike since his arms don’t change. Also wil adores the transportation/escape option. It’s a very ratty bent up hunk of junk and is covered in scratch and bite marks much like its owner. Not sure what bike can transport nearly three tons of pork but I trust you. The Blade is very bad at riding it since balance is not his forte. The bike is a hectic mess as its design was created by committee (the voices). So it has all designs ever. Stickers for movies and books the voices like, stupid horn on the front, basket to carry cheezits, literally 8 different paint colors. (I’m just going to assume this is Tubbo prior to the leg injury since that would create more immediate pressing things to address re:character rxn, and Tubbo has already rejected an offer of magic instant legs in fic.) It’s covered in painted on flowers and stars much like their prosthetics, and has Dino stickers slapped on. Rhodes is very concerned about the fact they can’t wear a helmet with their antenna. Tubbo is not, because Tubbo is aware they can fly. Jasmine brags about being able to ride without training wheels. 

+ a bonus question, you technically didn't answer the first question in the last ask, aka what if the fault crew gets into dsmp in Pogtopia, and I was actually sorta excited for the Slowly going mad Wilbur meeting with the fault one, the whole right after the festival Tubbo meeting, Technoblades strategizing together, Fault Phil potentially getting noticed by C!Mumza, Tommy.. not sure abt him tbh. But you get the point. You don't gotta answer but I'd appreciate it!

Realizing that allowing time between the festival and the overthrow lets everything fester, I think the anomalies will push for immediate action, especially since they’re in a different weight class. This would also prevent the chaos brigade (? name? Idk fuzzy) from having time to ally with JSchlatt. Techno is ruffled about having less prep time due to advancing the timeline, but him and The Blade get real into the strategy and can try hard it together. I think this could give 1. less time for wither gathering (and TNT) and 2. The Blade is pretty against collateral damage, and might advise against it. I don’t think it would convince Techno, but the limited prep time could mean the schism causes less damage. 

Fhilza is distinctly going to start Cwilbur on therapy. Like immediately after Filbur is like mmm dad this is ending badly (it has big trauma around explosions particularly). I reckon Cwilbur isn’t pleased with it but Fhilza is persistent above all else. And can introduce him to far more direct intentional tactics to ‘stick it to the man’ since Fhilza for all his faults is extremely intentional in the damage he causes. FTubbo is like well great apparently the blade sucks in all universes. I suppose this is right after the Pit, so The Blade is pretty horrified how nonchalant Technoblade is about just going with the voices and killing Tommy. Though he feels a lot safer in the dsmp universe since everyone having extra lives means he has a lot more grace if he messes up. 

And FTommy can relate so heavily so holding onto a relationship that’s starting to become toxic. Not that I imagine his advice to CTommy is good. But he can relate. 

I don’t imagine any of the Fault crew are particularly pro institution after their brush with the fascistic Foundation. Not that they’d go on the attack like Techno, but as often as they arrive to decisions by votes they might slow down the proceeding to something less rushed and hectic. And again, just super duper killing green boi wound decrease the predator pressure urging them to act fast and panic and be extreme in decisions at times. And at the very least, Tubbos’ surveillance would notice if CWil tried to rig everything up, so I imagine L’Mangburg doesn’t get that wither and explosion damage. 

Mumza in Fhilza would be so fascinating bc they're both immortals that pick out little mortals. I think they would both make a point to be very amicable since well if they're going to be bumping into each other the rest of eternity it's better. She can probably taste Fhilza's longing to keep his mortals, but I think he knows better than to ask.

[transmcytshowdown]

Here to do Origins SMP justice! Starborne Scott (need I say more, he is the gender and most definitely gay), Enderian Prince/Princess Ranboo (semi canon transfem), Evil FTM Crowfather Philza, he just an evil little guy :D Finally cheeky little transfem bumblebee Tubbo :D She gives me Isabela from Encanto vibes and I love her.

i actually will not be taking submissions for scott! sorry, but (from last i checked) he said he does not want his character depicted as trans. all the others are fine though :)

[suchafuckingriot]

Tubbo IS DONE with tommy asking if hes hot so hes like fuck it whatever

kind of derailing from the ask, but i feel like tubbo doesn’t really care about tommy flirting with him as much as people make it out to be. don’t get me wrong, tommy definitely has a history of taking it too far and actually making tubbo upset, and tubbo definitely doesn’t like it, but i feel like people blow it way out of proportion. i think tubbos main problem with it is it happening in front of an audience, you know?

i say that because clingy is 100% an off camera relationship, despite the fact that they make content together, and i think their dynamic is completely different (to an extent) when they’re not in front of the internet. i think this is one of the parts where the distinction between “tommy” and “tubbo” versus “tom” and “toby” really matters. the way tubbo talks about tommy (tom) when asked about him completely misaligns with the perception and character of “tommy”, which is usually the persona that people are asking about. i think he’s even said on stream after being asked how he feels about tommy that people don’t seem to understand that tommy isn’t “tommy” all the time, that he really doesn’t behave like that 24/7. that tubbo sees him as a good friend and a good person. if you ask tubbo about tommy, he doesn’t think about “tommy”, he thinks about tom.

point being, i really don’t think tubbo (toby) gives much of a shit about the slightly more “homoerotic” instances of their relationship in real life, and i don’t think tommy (tom) creates those instances anywhere near as much as he does on camera. one example could be the tubbo alt stream where tommy runs from his office to tubbos house and complains that tubbo didn’t give him a big hug and a little kiss for it, to which tubbo tells tommy, “what, you want a little kiss? i’ll give you a little kiss”, smirking and obviously fucking with tommy. tommy immediately backs down, of course, and tubbo says he didn’t think so. it’s only one instance, but i think it’s a good example of the fact that their relationship isn’t just this one sided thing people act like it is. tubbo isn’t this prudish, virginal, innocent little bumblebee people treat him like, and tommy isn’t as much of a boldfaced shithead as he pretends he is. i think realistically, in real life, they are a normal pair of best friends that aren’t any more or less weird about each other than the average friendship. if tommy asks tubbo what he thinks of his new haircut, tubbo is gonna tell him without any of the “ew why you asking me get your own damn opinion 🙄” he would normally give on camera.

with that in mind, something else to consider is tommy’s content brain and how acutely aware he is of what people like about his dynamics with other people and how to hit each of those points perfectly. the best examples of it are clingyduo and crimeboys. he understands the key principles of their dynamic, particularly the fact that tommy is obsessed with tubbo and how that makes him act. that’s where the gay jokes and possessiveness and controlling nature come from, even if they do stem from tommy and tubbos genuine dynamic, especially when they were younger. back then it was charming and sweet because they were just that excited to play with each other, now it’s frustrating because it’s just tommy being mean to tubbo. plus, sometimes tommy antagonizing tubbo is really to try and make tubbo laugh, because sometimes it does work! my clingy cinematic parallels post is an example.

if tommy’s drive to push the dynamic is his content brain, tubbos resistance against it is his want for privacy. people often ask how tubbo went from “i don’t blame people who ship us” to where he is now, but i think tubbos original statement is pretty self explanatory. i mean, they’re literally called clingyduo. they both very obviously display a lot of affection towards each other, and they can’t really hide it because it’s part of their natural chemistry. speaking from personal experience, when you have a relationship like that, people pick up on it and they get fucking ANNOYING. depending on the kind of person you are or what you value, you react differently to people being weird about it. some people (tommy) lean into it, play it up, stick up a middle finger. other people (tubbo) retreat, keep that relationship more private, stick the middle finger up behind their back. best example of this in action is when tommy says i love you or something else sweet to tubbo and tubbo responds "people dont take it like that". if tubbo played along with the bit, he would get chained to it, and the audience would ruin his relationship with tommy. obviously he doesn't want that, cue the tubbo shutting almost all tommy affection/gaybaiting down.

anyways. i think i'm probably talking to a wall and people are already aware of everything i talked about. plus it's not even a very good essay. however i'm tired of the way people treat clingy and how it feeds into infantilizing tubbo, which i've been seeing a lot of lately. idk. conclusion: i don't think tommy is as weird about tubbo irl and i don't think tubbo cares as much if he is either. i'm tired of seeing clingy stepping on each other's toes get treated so weird. toodles!

[justarandomsloth]

Omg I’m such a sucker for transformers content!! What do you have for that lil transformers mcyt au? I’d love to hear about it!!

Ok, ok, ok!!! Thank you so much for the ask!!

So far I have Tommy as a normal human with Wilbur/Tubbo as autobots. Tubbo is basically Bumblebee and Wilbur is….Wilbur

Tommy first meets an autobot when he’s on the run and it goes one of two ways.

A. Tommy is running from an angry decipticon and hides in an old car and the car randomly starts and drives away.

B. Tommy is running from law enforcement (or just a very angry person he stole from) and sees an old car and think “how hard would it be to jump start that” and tries to jumpstart it. Newsflash, he can’t jumpstart anything but the autobot is amused and curious so they let Tommy “jumpstart” them.

(I have no clue who Tommy meets first. Also Phil/Techno are here but I think they’ve been captured or something so Wilbur/Tubbo are looking for them which is part of why they’re on Earth)

Anyways I DO have plans for a scene where Tommy and Tubbo are together when something happens and Tubbo gets captured. Tommy goes and finds Wilbur and tells him but the autobot doesn’t really trust him and thinks he’s the reason why Tubbo got captured. We get some angst and Wilbur accidentally backs Tommy into a corner without realizing it and he’s very intimidating and upset at Tommy.

Thank you so much for the ask!!!!! I’m sorry I didn’t have more to give you :( I THOUGHT I had more but I looked at my google doc and it only had 60 words…

Feel free to send more asks about it or send any ideas you have for it!!!

I have cookies if you ask!

[kaytrawrites]

Royal Pain in the-

Notes In which Ranboo is a Royal Pain in the Ass. Tubbo and Sneeg are annoyed at said Royal Pain.

Notes Contains cursing, because Tubbo and Sneeg do that.

Story

Tubbo was literally elbows deep in his current redstone powered farm project with Fundy when Ranboo came busting in. “I need copper.” The overly tall (in Tubbo’s opinion) Enderian said.

Tubbo sighed and extracted himself from the inner workings of the farm. He gave Ranboo a tired and irritated glare. “I’m busy.” He said.

Ranboo nodded. “Please, Thank you. Sorry. Please, Thank you. Sorry.” He returned Tubbo’s glare with an expression that only a puppy could pull off. And Ranboo was not a puppy.

“Fuck off; No.” Tubbo snapped. “Also, fuck that ‘Polite Words for Poor People’ book of yours.” He turned away and went back to tinkering with the redstone.

Ranboo turned and walked away. Tubbo ignored him until he heard the sounds of chests opening and being riffled through. “Get out of there!” The Bumblebee yelled, scrambling out of the machine and buzzing straight for his storage system.

He stabbed Ranboo in the shoulder with his claws, injecting him with a good dose of paralyzing poison. Ranboo yelped, the copper ore that he was holding dropped from his now limp hand.

Tubbo grabbed Ranboo by the back of his shirt and dragged him out of his underground hive. He dumped him on the ground outside. “You’re banned.” He stated and flew back into his hive, leaving the Enderian alone.

Ranboo brushed off his clothes, grumbling under his breath. “Peasant.” He grumbled just a bit too loudly, and Tubbo came flying out of his nest and stunk Ranboo in his other shoulder.

“Jealous little insect…” Ranboo mumbled. He felt something deep inside his soul. A shudder? An impact? He brushed it off and vwooped back to his cliff side home. 

He looked through his to do list and grabbed his silk touch pickaxe. It was time to go stone mining, he decided.

“Hey, Long Johns,” Sneeg said, causing a yelp from Ranboo. “Where you off to?“

Ranboo quickly composed himself. “Mining.” He stated.

“Cool. Mind if I tag along?“

“Yes. I very much do mind.“ Ranboo huffed.

Sneeg sighed. “Well you won’t get much sparkling conversation from rocks,“ he started.

“Well,“ Ranboo started. “That doesn’t mean I don’t want you to come.”

Sneeg burst into gleeful giggles. “Eh, I was just gonna sneak along anyway. Better you know I’m there and stab me on purpose, instead of you not knowing I’m there and stab me on accident.”

Ranboo chuckled with the much shorter inchling. “Yes, yes. On accident. Mhm!”

Sneeg took a running leap up to Ranboo’s shoulder. He didn’t quite make it all the way and had to climb up Ranboo’s cloak, which made the Enderian tense up. “Dirty little feet…” he grumbled. 

“I’m right up by your jugular,” Sneeg retaliated, tapping his sword pointedly.

“Fine, fine. Point made.“ Ranboo huffed.

The two descended into Ranboo’s mine. Ranboo started a new branch with Sneeg occasionally mining poke holes to check for valuable minerals.

It didn’t take long to encounter a massive unexplored cavern. The pair was very excited and split off to rob the space of all its exposed resources.

When they met back up, Sneeg took a quick look over everything they managed to acquire. He had gotten quite a lot of iron and redstone, while Ranboo had gotten much more diamonds and gold.

“How we gonna to split this?”  Sneeg asked.

Like a switch had been flipped, the dark part of Ranboo’s eyes shrank to slits. He seemed to lengthen, and his jaw unhinged. A sound like a cross between a cat’s hiss and an Enderman’s enraged whine emerged from deep within his chest.

Sneeg snap drew his sword, his hair (or the Inchling equivalent) standing on end. “Stand down!“ Sneeg snarled.

Ranboo took a half a step back, but not in fear. More like a predator stepping back to reevaluate the situation.

“Ranboo! Stand. Down!“ Sneeg repeated, his grip on the handle of his sword tightening.

Ranboo hissed once more, and Sneeg realized he would have to physically knock the sense back into the young Enderian.

It was a thankfully short fight. All it took was a single stab for Ranboo to yelp in pain and snap out of whatever was going on in his head. “Ah-“

“Fuckn’ finally…” Sneeg grumbled. “Let’s just head home, Long Johns.”

“Fine.” Ranboo said, the single word short and clipped.

The two traveled in silence for a time, Sneeg on Ranboo’s shoulder. “What the hell was that, anyway?” Sneeg asked, breaking the silence.

Ranboo was silent. “It-That is information that is not necessary for you to know.” He stated, through gritted teeth.

“I would call it pretty damn necessary considering you nearly ripped my head off!” Sneeg snapped in return.

Ranboo sniffed. “I would have squashed you under my boot. Not remove your head. It is far easier to clean the bottom of a shoe.”

Sneeg burst out laughing. “I would have liked to see you try!” He challenged.

Ranboo’s hand snapped up and grabbed Sneeg off his shoulder before the Inchling could dive for cover. “As simple. As. That.”

Sneeg waited a moment before tapping a fist on Ranboo’s closed fingers. “I yield! I yield.”

Ranboo huffed, but set Sneeg back on his shoulder.

“You know. You are a pain in the ass.” Sneeg said.

“A Royal Pain in the Ass.” Ranboo corrected.

[invisiblesketches]

guys if i ever drew a tokyo mew mew au with benchtrio... what animals would they be? I was thinking:

tubbo -> Rusty Patched Bumblebee

tommy->????? (raccoons aren't endangered apparently so idk)

ranboo->Black-footed ferret

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

Cool People Don’t Draw Bees: One

Read on A03!!

Main character(s): Tubbo

Reblogs are a writers best friend, y’all! They really do help out a ton!!

~~~

Tubbo waits.

He swings his legs on the bench, counting all the cracks in the sidewalk. The other kids say that if you step on one it'll break your mum's back, but that can't be true, because Tubbo has stepped on many sidewalk cracks and his mum's back is just fine.

There's a trail of ants by the bench. They traverse the concrete in a neat line, each carrying crumbs on top of them. Probably heading back to their home to stock up for winter, or to give to their babies. Come to think of it, how do ants feed their babies? Do they mash the crumbs up first, like baby food? Hand it to them whole? Line it up like a buffet?

Tubbo will have to find out soon. Maybe he can get a magnifying glass and peek into an ant hill tomorrow. 

Tubbo sighs, glancing up and raking his eyes over the park. It's mostly bare. There's a few people walking around, wearing hats and sweaters, some walking dogs, but all the other kids who'd been waiting to be picked up are gone.

Hm. Tubbo wonders what it's like to ride on the big yellow buses; they're probably quite loud. And smelly. And chaotic. Fights probably break out inside. Lunches thrown every which way. Kids crying. Overall, it's likely a very miserable experience. 

But still, Tubbo can't help but think it would be preferable to spending so much time on this bench, waiting for his parents to show up.

They're always late. They've always been late, for as long as he can remember. Not that they mean to, of course; they're just busy. They have all these grown-up things to do, and sometimes that gets in the way of picking up Tubbo.

Which is fine. Tubbo doesn't mind waiting, especially when the weather's nice. He can swing his legs on the bench, or draw in his notebook, or watch ants, or find shapes in the clouds, or splash in puddles if it recently rained, or sniff flowers, or pet bumblebees. 

Bumblebees are actually really friendly, despite how freaked out the other kids seem to get when one flies close by. They're big and round and fuzzy, and don't sting when Tubbo gently strokes his finger along their back. All bees are friendly, actually. It's the wasps and hornets that you have to watch out for.

A wind blows through, and Tubbo squints into it, his hair flying out of place. Maybe he should get it cut soon. It's starting to get tangles, and it's painful to brush through them.

Yes. Yes, he should get it cut. He'll tell his mum when she gets here. 

Tubbo glances up at the sky. The sun has sunk significantly lower since he last checked; he guesses that thirty, maybe forty-five minutes have gone by. 

He sighs, sinking lower into the bench. At least it's not cold. It's not fun at all when it's cold.

He still wishes that his parents would show up, though. 

He bends down, unzipping his backpack and pulling out his green notebook. He doesn't actually use this one for school—he has other notebooks for that. No no, he uses this one for doodling. 

Tubbo really likes to doodle. It's fun to sketch out little comics or bees; they're not complicated, or overly detailed. Some would say that they're not even that good. 

But Tubbo likes them all the same. Besides, doodling means he doesn't have to write. He hates writing. He hates the way all the letters get scrambled and jump around the page like acrobats. Doodling doesn't have any of that; doodles stay right where they're supposed to stay. 

Clicking his mechanical pencil, Tubbo sets to work. 

He draws a bee sniffing a flower, with it's eyes pinched closed in happiness. The sun beams behind it, and Tubbo wishes he had colored pencils or crayons to add a bit of life to the page.

He finishes, pulling away and looking over his work. It's very good, if a bit bland.

Tubbo flips the page and starts drawing something else.

The sun drifts ever lower in the sky.

____

Tubbo finishes seventeen more pages before he's forced to stop, the setting sun having gotten rid of most of the light. He'd drawn more bees, more flowers, a few comics, some pizza, and a stylized version of himself, waving towards the camera with a big smile on his face.

Maybe he should've made his smile a bit less big, though. After all, he's not smiling right now.

In fact, he's a bit cold. 

Tubbo wraps his arms around himself, staring up into the sky. He can see a star up there. At least, he thinks it's a star. It could be an airplane. Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference. 

Regardless, the sky is dark, and Tubbo's parents still haven't shown up. 

Briefly, he wonders why the other kids parent's show up on time while his don't. Is it because they're not as busy? Not as slow? Less forgetful?

Do they... love their kids more than Tubbo's parents love him?

He supposes it's possible. The other kids do better at school than him. They have more friends, higher grades. In almost every way they're better than he is. Maybe that's why their parents show up on time, and why his don't.

Tubbo bites his lip. He doesn't like that idea very much.

He shakes his head, getting rid of the thought like an etch-a-sketch. That can't be it. His parents aren't like that. Surely not.

"Surely not..." Tubbo mutters to himself, swinging his legs again. The ants have long since disappeared, headed back to their home in the ground. It sure would be nice if Tubbo's flat was closer to the school. Then he could walk there, instead of waiting at this bench.

But his apartment is not within walking distance, so he doesn't really have a choice. 

So Tubbo continues to wait. 

More stars appear in the sky, blinking on, one by one.

Tubbo's still cold.

[tubborucho]

Tubbo should play “Flight of the Bumblebee” if he is for classical music today

[1-is-loneliest-number]

What I will write

Dreamsmp

Dream

George

Sapnap

Wilbur Soot

Karl Jacobs

Tommyinnit

Tubbo

Quakity

Maze runner

Thomas

Newt

Minho

Gally

Teresa

Any movie

Umbrella Academy

Luther

Diego

Klaus

Alison

Five

Ben

Viktor/Vanya

Any season set

Wednesday

Wednesday

Enid

Ajax

Xavier

Tyler

Pugsley

Bianca

Lucas(mayors son)

Avengers

Tony stark

Peter Parker

Thor

Loki

Natasha

Wanda

Mj

Any movie

Harry Potter

Harry

Hermione

Ron

Fred

George

Neville

Draco

Ginny

Any movie

NCIS

Gibbs

Tony

Ziva

McGee

Any season

Lord of the Rings

Aragorn

Legolas Greenleaf

Gimli

Boromir

Faramir

Frodo Baggins

Pippin Took

Samwise Gamgee

Merry Brandybuck

Arwen

The Hobbit

Thranduil

Legolas

Tauriel

Thorin Oakenshield

Pirates of the Caribbean

Jack Sparrow

Will Turner

Elizabeth Swan

Rings of Power

Galadriel

Elrond

Isildur

Elanor Brandyfoot

Eärien

Bronywn

Theo

Throndir

Ontomo

Poppy Proudfellow

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Mirage

Arcee

Bumblebee

Cheetor

Airazor

Will write for

Fluff

Angst

Platonic

Smut

If there was anyone that I missed or that you would like to see written, pls request them

[of-rams-and-buttercups]

Heya. Tubbo/Tubz. He/Him. Not a RP or kin blog. Mostly gonna be reblogging woodworking stuff or c!Tubbo stuff. Icon by metfell. Posts will be tagged 🕷 🐤 👻 💐 😼 ❌ 🌸 or 😈 depending on who it's for.

Buttercup - My posts

Eating snow - Reblog

Boo - Me and Ranboo

The Underscore-Beloveds - My family

Toms - Me and Tommy

Bumblebee - Asks/Submissions

Daffodil - Mutuals

[trenchcoatsbi]

I see happy mems, I'm sharing one cause I want to talk about it. I remember me, Tubbo, and Schlatt all sitting in a field, Tubbo would chase around the bumblebees as I'd call for him to be careful and Schlatt would fall asleep whole snoring. Tubbo would bring flowers for me to make flower crowns and idk yeah, its silly and on my mind. In my tl, Tubbo liked bees so much cause I called him my little bumble bee while he was young - 🦌🧪💌

aww htats cute!!! rahgh that's so augh... beloved memories of family am i right

i used to call tubbo honeybee in one of my canons... I actually call the tubbo I know irl honey(bee) sometimes still. i am a silly guy and I absolutely will carry old nicknames forward even if they are fucking nonsensical

[lmanburg-letter-service]

Dear Tubbo, I've tried to draft this way too many times, so I'm just going to write it and send it now. I'm sorry for all the things I couldn't protect you from, from your father to just the war in general. You were only a kid, and I'm sorry. I love you dearly, you're in my thoughts now-a-days, even still. I hope wherever you are you're doing well, that you're thriving. I don't know, I miss you, I miss reading to you, or taking you out to the fields. You used to chase the bees, it's why I started to call you my little bumblebee. I didn't stop that when you were older, I remember you were always a bit embarrassed. You were a strong kid, you're impressive. I'm proud of you, wherever you are. I am so proud. Love, Your Mother [🦌🧪💌]

[Letter Sent!]

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

Dashing across Rooftops under Starlit Skies

by MintearTheCat

“You’re pretty fun to talk to, by the way,” continued Beetle. “I wouldn’t be walking with you cause I felt sorry or whatever. It’d be for my benefit as much as yours. Vigilante-ing is really lonely without a partner.” And, jeez, did Tommy know that. Suddenly it was 2 years ago, and he was sat on The Bench on his own, and Bumblebee was nowhere to be found, and hadn’t been anywhere to be found for weeks, and he was so, so lonely. He had no-one else. He’d pushed everyone else away. Bumblebee had been all he’d needed, and suddenly Bumblebee was gone, and it was cold, and dark, and late, and he was tired, and - Maybe making a friend wasn’t so bad. -- Tommy used to be Fire Ant, a Logsted vigilante. His best friend & partner in crime was Bumblebee, another Logsted vigilante. They never missed a patrol, ever - until one day Bumblebee disappeared. It'd been two years since then. Tommy had adjusted to civillian life. He'd gotten a job, escaped the foster system, found a place to live - he was happy, even if sometimes he still yearned for the rooftops. Then he got held hostage by a supervillain on his way home from work, and his life changed for the better.

Alliumduo, Crimeboys and SBI. Enjoy!

Words: 3187, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Dream SMP

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Toby Smith | Tubbo, Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF)

Relationships: Ranboo & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit

Additional Tags: Vigilante TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Vigilante Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Vigilante Toby Smith | Tubbo, Supervillain Wilbur Soot, Supervillain Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Supervillain Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, TommyInnit-centric (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), Protective Wilbur Soot, BAMF TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), BAMF Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF)