#bug idk

[lemongogo]

mimics

[tojisun]

orgasm denial but it’s—

“cum in her, lieutenant, and we will haf’ta punish you,” price growls like simon isn’t leaking as he humps his cock in you.

or when you’re giving him head, he has to whine out when he’s cumming cuz the last time he didn’t and shot his spunk down your throat, you and price edged him for the whole night. simon couldn’t even fuck his fist and find a pathetic release through that when you left and price slithered back in his office because price locked simon’s dick in a fucking cock cage.

and when he finally does rasp it out, you are quick to pull away, his dick sliding out of your mouth with a pop, only to have price grip his cock; his thumb, skin roughened by their work, pressing on simon’s slit.

and when he glances at his captain, his cock pulses at the flat look price gives him. because price looks uninterested, if not slightly disappointed; because price is looking at him like simon’s a fucking dog.

you nuzzle your face on his thigh with a soft laugh. simon snarls—it used to be you in his spot; it used to be you who was touched and fucked and punished until you’re crying, cunt leaking, throat all ruined. it used to be him whom price saw as an equal—

you look up at him with a quirked brow; price reacts instantly, his fist tightening around simon’s dick even more.

“behave,” price rumbles, his voice a measured command.

simon clenches his jaw.

[800db-cloud]

i like to imagine spy’s old dark grey suit is actually his company mandated uniform :)

[eru-en]

havent seen anyone made an actor au yet.. whats a depressing game without an actor au to cope lmaoo

anyways second image is a spoiler warning i guess!!

greenscreened curly is so silly

[somanywhales]

don’t get mad at me for my categories, listen i’m not an entomologist i just like bugs im doing my best.

i’m sorry if i forgot your bug!!

[favouritedave]

been thinking about what a normal amount of shoes to own is. you know. like a regular person would

I technically have 6, though the crocs are indoor slippers for me, so I won't count them

[pettycoeurs]

let it be

[pigswithwings]

no genuinely oceanblr would be so fun. the bloggers long for the sea and - oh shit what's t [is enveloped by the waves]

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Community Pool: Is water wet?

yeah ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛ (67.3%)

no ⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ (32.7%)

Remaining time: 4 moon cycles

🐡 on-line-off-hook Follow

what the kelp are you guys on.

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🕳️ coelacanth-official ☑️☑️☑️☑️ Follow

decade 23 off the South African coast ... they ain't find me yet but when they do they're gonna be real surprised

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🐌 justasnailfish Follow

its so quiet here .. nobody. no friends?

🔍 ms-magnap1nna Follow

We can be friends. come closer

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group of friends & i just won a battle against a whale, got a trophy (real)

🌑 ohboy-baleen-deactivated

No you didn't. No you did not. There's literally zero possible chance of this happening, regardless of how many other shrimp were with you because that is Logistically. Impossible. This is so fake oh my fucking cod

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ok. group of friends & i sitting inside a whales mouth, about to be krilled (real)

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🐚 is0p0d-isle Follow

suuuuuper tired of all the negativity. can we have some appreciation for the "ugly" and "scary" fishes already? thank u blobfish, thank u viperfish, thank u goblin sharks, thank u everyone else who is socially isolated bc of how they look!! ur awesome!!

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🐠 reeffraff Follow

human slang is so boring. what the hell is a "fridge". what's a "stove". oh, you have a "microwave"? i see 10 meter tall waves every day. loser.

🐬 atlantic-potion Follow

but they were right about "tubular", you can't deny it

🐠 reeffraff Follow

yes i absolutely can. "tubular"? are you kidding me? any fry on the sandbar could come up with that one. "tubular" is the word you would use to describe a coral and nothing else. it's lame. you have the linguistical taste of a tongue parasite.

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say that to my beak you coward

🐠 reeffraff Follow

maybe i WILL

🚹 surface-dweller ☑️☑️ Follow

holy shit, those fish are fighting! mary get the camera!

🐠 reeffraff Follow

GET THE WHAT?

[ramsei501st]

in honor of laika coming back from the dead to release a new movie, a kubo of mine with some questionable summer fashion. im love he

inspired by @/kittarts' coraline art ;o;/

[dazzelmethat]

Anteater Weevil. Smaller than a great anteater and more arboreal, the species combo would eat more termites and sap from trees than ants on the ground.

@weevilsdaily Hope you don't mind me tagging you. Your blog is what got me to get down and fully design an idea I've had for a while.

I love both great anteaters and weevils so so much.

[ratsiclesss]

i'm gonna post this on twt so i guess I'll put it here too

[wretchedxdivine]

there's a philosophical message in there somewhere but I'm too hungry and sweaty to think of it

Based on a conversation with @perfectpossumprincess and @d-d-disgusting about a mad little mantidfly they found

[great-and-small]

christians annoying as fuck. you know bugs don't have thoughts or feeling right

Quite a few strange assumptions here all jumbled in at once

1. That I am christian?

2. That christians are morally opposed to killing insects?

3. That someone would only be opposed to eliminating an entire species because they think it will make bugs sad?

4. That animals only deserve to exist if they think or feel as we do? Fuck all the coral I guess.

5. That we can even know for certain that invertebrates do not think or feel?

This is inferior hate mail with a weak and lazy thesis. I suspect your mind is much sharper than you have presented it here.

[jebastijan]

[fancybazaar]

BEETLE COLLAGE

[scrombit]

ok danny phantom posts again !!!! i have not lost my unreasonable obsession with this show, fear not. also if the brightness of the image is too low i understand so MUCH, my ipad has a really bright screen and u could not get me to fix my mistakes for a billions bucks

oh and the not invert one if its radder or smth !!