#buds even

[startistdoodles]

Question: What is Prisma's relationship with Meta Knight? I hope this isn't rude

Not rude at all :) They're good friends

[killershrike]

Okay, but imagine a human giving their yautja lover a lemon for the first time. the yautja just chews the entire lemon whole, and you instantly burst out with laughter, causing your love to narrow their eyes in suspicion. But before they can question you, their entire face scrunches into disgust and mild horror. They can't spit it out because to waste a gift from you would be to dishonour their mate. So they're forced to chew through the intense foreign feeling, unable to stop their manibiles from clacking visciously in displeasure. You can't stop giggling, eyes watering as you have to cover your mouth to keep from bellowing laughter. Your yautja certainly doesn't find it as funny.

When they finish the nasty fruit they growl at you. "Ooman knew what would happen. Tricky ooman." And they reach out to pull you into their chest. "Will show you what happens when little ooman plays tricks." Their growl in your ear is seductive and makes you shudder instinctively.

You're already wondering how they would react to a lime next.

[sidsthekid]

okay pump the brakes on the nhl content ‘cause i need everyone on my dash to understand that keanu is the 🐐 and i will love him forever.

[saildraws]

some sketches

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan, sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose: in your opinion, dear, what's the height of stupidity?

cody, turning to anakin: how tall are you?

[snailsnaps]

♪ (I Just) Died in Your Arms by Cutting Crew playing in the background...

Did I ever mention that the love of his life is a Bedrock block?

[sergle]

I always think it's funny when I see one of those posts from someone going I can't BELIEVE people talk about Ghibli films as aesthetic comfort sweet soft movies, these movies are about DARK FUCKED UP subject matter and heavy topics like DEATH and WAR and then you can scroll a little further and you can see reblogged clips from Ghibli movies of slow pans across sprawling meadows and beautifully rendered alien fauna or cozy villages with the most beautiful piano score played over it, sandwiched between moments of genuine human compassion and connection, quiet sequences of people performing mundane tasks, and I'm like yeah man that's crazy, definitely people are crazy if they associate these things w their corresponding movies. personally, I sit down to watch Kiki's Delivery Service stone-faced as I meditate on the Loss Of Innocence and I don't experience any other parts of the movie. only the serious bits. I don't reblog a single aesthetic gifset from the movie because then that means I would be Missing The Point

[toknowthatimatter]

sending thoughts and prayers to Sir Sparklepuff, who just had to witness his parents divorce

[treasureplcnet]

inverness here they come!!!!

[onstagesport]

I'm obsessed with the fact that Grace's homecoming dress is sleeveless. I know it's probably Nothing but the only other time she isn't fully covered is when she's literally in the bathtub. She probably thinks that showing that much skin is Scandalous and part of her temptation. She's practically showing her shoulders!!!

[chase-prairie]

Shout-out to the guy who took in four women 25-40 years old with a big formal display table that I introduced as "Hello! We are all scientists here at the [institution] who do research on improving lawns with native plants!"

Guy said: "Oh. [long pause] This is not what I thought 'Science at [institution]' would look like."

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SIR? [increasingly manic polite smile]

[pillowenvelopchair]

Who cares about miquella when theres a pink centipede-scorpion lady who could take me out in one hit

[daisey14]

normalize making textposts out of random things your mutuals say

[ceofcatgirls]

Here i present, toxic yuri that is not only toxic in the emotional sense, but also in a physical sense

[connorsnothereeither]

I know that technically the souls probably aren’t supposed to leave Elysium after they die, but also… I like to think Ulysses finds a way.

Like technically his closest friends are the ones who built the omniportal so there’s a chance he just like, bribes them or pleads really nicely to go back out or something lmao, but I also like to imagine that he just finds a way to sneak back into the mortal world and do storytelling shit sometimes-

Arisanna turning up and grabbing this old man by the scruff of his neck mid campfire story, and dragging him away from his audience like “okay grandpa time to get back in the afterlife dimension you can’t keep doing this”

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[tentacle-therapissed]

IMO the fanon interpretation of the Dark Sides’ dynamic ignores the fascinating canon implications that they’re more like forced family than anything resembling found family. These are three characters who genuinely do not seem to get along— at the very least, Virgil has made it clear that his function as a Side does not mesh well with either Janus or Remus’s functions, and the moment he saw an opportunity to be accepted by the others he ditched them with absolutely no remorse or lingering attachment. Meanwhile the dubiously canon interactions Janus has with Remus come off as him putting up with Remus’s antics simply because what else is he going to do? The most friendly the two of them ever get is when they’re collaborating to screw with c!Thomas— it’s like they’re coworkers who have nothing else in common besides their overlapping goals. The three currently introduced ‘Dark Side’ characters are united only in the fact that they were all outcasts. ‘The Dark Sides’ isn’t even a meaningful phrase, it’s something Roman came up with on the spot to lump together all the Sides that were too complicated and ambiguous to be part of the OG triad. Virgil doesn’t even use the phrase ‘Dark Sides’, he specifically made the point to call Remus and Janus ‘the others’ instead. He knows he used to be part of That group but it wasn’t because he actually identified with them, it’s because everyone else grouped him with them and until AA—maybe even until Fitting In— he thought his only option was to double down on being an antagonist and collaborate with the other ‘antagonist’ Sides no matter how uneasy they made him.

The Dark Sides are those roommates with no prior history who weren’t able to change their contract in time. They’re the students who got put in a group project together and have wildly different ideas on how to approach the material. They’re the only remaining members of a dying club trying desperately to find some reason to keep hanging out together so the club doesn’t die. They’re the kids who all got detention on the same day and figured talking to each other was better than complete solitude. They’re the inhabitants of that one abandoned lunch table in the back of the cafeteria because no other table will take them.