#buddy no

[hollowboobtheory]

yesterday my dad asked whats the difference between nursing and sonography like BRO

[dathen]

Mrs. Hudson: Why are you spelling letters with bullet holes in the wall??

Sherlock, reloading his gun: Because Watson is 90% of my impulse control

[ankoku-jin]

My idiot cat son ate half an antidepressant capsule so I get to stay up all night being worried about him and also pay hundreds of dollars in emergency vet bills

He will probably be fine but I do NOT need this right now, I am dealing with more than enough Things thank you :/

[theshadowrealmitself]

Oh my god I’m in so much pain I think I’m dying

“Go to the doctors”

…Y’know actually I think I can wait it out, yeah I’ll be fine

[uncultureddoubloon]

The tumblr boop thing is really funny as i watch my cat try to break into the bathroom

[andthentheresanne]

"you're just judging me, not giving me advice!"

yeah dude, you want to go live "in the Alaskan wilderness" without interacting with society when your skills are on par with a mid-level girl scout from a temperature rainforest

my advice boils down to "don't" "no" and "you're going for Into Thin Air or a bush pilot rescue if you're VERY lucky--people who live up there live in SOCIETIES and always have, you wonderbread dipshit

[wordsandrobots]

Does . . . does someone need to explain to YouTube that lightsabers make no sense? As in, they can melt metal (turning it red hot and liquefying it) but don't set people's eyebrows on fire every time they strike a pose with one?

Hell, they can cauterise wounds instantly but don't seem to radiate heat at all. They are crystallised beams of light, the colour of which is not obviously correlated to energy output in any way. You either knock one up in your spare time in a desert hut or have to go on a vision quest to retrieve the mystic heart of them. How the hell does the balance work? Is the laser heavy?!

Quite frankly if they get treated as if they were just, you know, swords, that's really not any less daft than anything else about them.

[dragonofthestone]

Heart Stone

Yes, Timaeus does have a heart and thus a heart beat.

However much like everything else about him even that has its abnormalities, and is one of many other reasons that make his creation- and subsequent survival something of a marvel.

As it is creating Chimera's between cold blooded and warmblooded creatures already creates issues that often end in failure, but beyond that all creatures have varying heart rates and take creatures from two ends of the spectrum can have equally disastrous results.

Now what creatures were used for his chimeric base have been lost along with most other research notes involving his creation, but given overall appearance something reptilian and likely mammalian in nature (although how much things got twisted in change with the inclusion of the Crimson Stone is a whole other thing)

Regardless if listened to one would note that for someone his size, he's a rather irregular heart beat, mild arrhythmia, as well as can change/be affected by the surrounding temperature- much like reptiles.

At rest and relaxed / asleep, his heart rate is notably slower then average person (of his size), and especially so when it gets quite cold- it's unclear how much, or if he can control his heart rate or if it is all an automatic response.

Reverse is also true that during intense activity it can cause it to be come rather rapid- which is a problem due to it awkwardly placed not quite where a hear should be and putting pressure on his chest/lungs. Plus can cause potential over heating if he's not careful.

Now despite the weirdness cause by the stone, he's far from immortal or able to heal from any injury. If Tim takes a serious enough injury to his heart he will definitely die- pretty much. Technically in away he still lives with whatever bit of fragmented stone is in the body but like the body itself won't regenerate and trying to put him in another body would likely result in a Greed situation of creating just a whole new being (that may or may not have some of those memories)

For all intense and purposes he'd be dead let's leave it at that.

However as long as it isn't damaged he won't necessarily die if it's merely stopped beating, because again having even an imperfect stone fused with your body does weird things, so in away you could say it kinda is his true heart I guess- there's a whole argument to be had on whether his physical heart is really the stone or if the stone is his blood/ is just his whole body at this point but no one knows

Scientist likely did attempt to do some kinda of examination to see if they could find where the stone bound itself in his body but resulted in nothing (some think/thought maybe it didn't take at all , wasn't strong enough and is just gone)

Now that doesn't mean he can or would walk permanently around with no heart beat but it'd be very much possible for example;

Tim drowns/drowning someone starts CPR and when he comes to, his heart hasn't actually started beating yet (after a few moments it would start tho)

Granted chances are majority of the time it hasn't actually stopped, it's just dropped and slowed to a point of being near undetectable.

[some-pers0n]

I'm always entertained by people doing those "canon VS fanon" memes where both are misunderstanding characters to such a violent degree 'cause like

[mythtakens]

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

i do think there is a degree to which certain kinds of Instagram activists have convinced themselves that traumatising themselves in solidarity is a useful form of activism. "I'm having nightmares and crying so much I want to be sick because of all these videos of dying children but I can't look away while people are getting hurt" I mean don't you think you'd be able to help more if you weren't having nightmares and crying all the time?? don't you think this is a one-way trip to burnout? don't you think maybe increasing the amount of trauma going around is counterproductive? I dunno bro there's something to be said for bearing witness but there comes a point where you gotta look hard at yourself and go "am I helping, or am I just making myself suffer so I don't feel guilty for not suffering while somebody else is experiencing bad shit"

[maureen2musings]

jyo_john_mulloor

[pangur-and-grim]

it’s like he knows I’m going to take his balls today

[ottosbigtop]

I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts

[pbnmj]

had this almost exact exchange with a kid in my homeroom today and was so enamoured by the fact that a student was ready to dunk on spider-man like he existed in real like that i inflicted it onto pete