#bucee’s

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

Buc-ee's is not pronounced bussy. You'll get your ass kicked if you do that. Looking out for your safety here.

okay so i hear you… but what if i’m feeling ✨adventurous✨ and wanna test my luck..???

[thatonesquintern13]

oh, how did i spend my friday night?

the normal way….

[pnfc]

the ferb and perry friendship hour brought to you by the color blue. postscript

[thisnameisfalse]

[piratingsoup]

[remy]

Lord I see what you have done for others. Get me out of this state !

Me and my boyfriend (butch) are finally leaving Texas for Washington in June, we have everything planned out but we desperately need funding to secure housing once we get up there, and money for the 3000 mile drive from here to there

Please reblog and share!

[thebestchairleg]

Gong to a bu-cee’s is a religious experience. I went to one today, and walked out with a sticker, t-shirt, blanket, and plushie. I don’t know why I went, I don’t know how I ended up with Merch of a literal GAS STATION, but I did. Looking back on this experience, I have found a new meaning of life and have no regrets.

[a-sadclown]

[mattscoquette]

this is insane 😭😭😭😭😭 THEY R SO UNSERIOUS

[terminalkisser]

something about bucees would so gleefully scratch the Hoarding part of sisyphus' brain. need for greed for marketable beaver mascot

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

*An alien, me, and an American from I think the south are all standing in a room*

The alien: so it's a convenience store.

American: no it's like, really big. It's like if a normal convenience store were huge.

Alien: so a supermarket.

American: no you would never do everyday shopping there. It's just a convenience store but absolutely giant.

Alien: and it's known for its otter mascot-

American: beaver.

Alien: sorry, beaver, and you have merchandise for it? This place is highly regarded?

American: yeah for sure!

Alien: why?

American: because it's a really big convenience store with a beaver. What's not to get.

*alien looks at me*

Me: I'm just as lost.

[thatonesquintern13]

saw a grown man tell the bucee’s mascot it was an honor and a privilege to meet him

[poptartcatz40]

when Dan and Phil come to Texas they CANNOT go to Bucee’s they’ll call it some shit like Phucee’s 😭

[julysn]

Honor the Texas flag; I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one state under God, one and indivisible.

i don’t even play hsr but just seeing him on my feed evokes texan joy

[andrew-haaz]

🎶🎶Candy girl, you are my world You look so sweet Come back to me All I know, when I'm with you🎶🎶

Screenshot redraw of the old man (love them)

and have some random art I did of them lol

translation:

"Naked men" "My God this is not Google" "How do I delete this" "[Delete]" "My God I can´t delete it" "Forgive me jesus"

[iggy-666]

buc'ee and sassy's truck stop romance